"Though Jenny Bale - who formerly worked as a circus clown and now is a reflexologist"

Big floppy shoes and Kinoki Foot Pads ain't cheap, you know.

-- Anonymous

I hear McCain has announced he is going to speak in Vienna since that is the capital of the Austria-Hungarian Empire and then hopes to meet with the Czar in Russia. He is not to be outdone by that youngster Obama.

-- Anonymous

The general consensus among Americans is that people shouldn't get diseases they can't afford.

-- Anonymous

"That's Not Funny".

-- Anonymous

Probably got tired of hearing them say how wonderful Heath is in the movie.

-- Anonymous

"This teacher should have been more circumspect. "

So he was uncut? Obviously not Jewish because they get circumspected as infants. I think they call the cerimony a brisket.

-- Son of Emily Litella

Honey, stop worrying about this and come to bed.

-- Laura Bush

Yes, OP, they call it a bromance, and when they're together these straight friends often enjoy what's called brojobs, brimming, and branal.

-- Anonymous

"I drank bourbon and fell down. I cut my hand, skinned my knee and broke my sunglasses. Now my head hurts. I'm too old for this!"

And, yet, somehow still leader of the Free World.

-- Anonymous

Noodles, a mumu-wearing obese queen who zooms around Gotham on his Noodlemobile, zapping the virility out of men with his pervcam.

-- Anonymous

Why isn't Heath Ledger in the list?

Because he's not under thirty, he's under six.

-- Anonymous

Well, that does it, I will NOT be going to the Olympics. Neither will Kubla or Chaka.

-- Genghis Khan

To think McCain is an expert on war because he was a POW is to think an inmate of 20 years is an expert on prison reform and should be warden.

-- Anonymous

Entry of the morning following a dinner party at the home of Sting and Trudy Styler, 1998, from the unpublished pages of Madonna's stream-of-consciousness dream journal.

-- Anonymous

Makes more sense when translated to Japanese and back to English.

"The person who said to thing me whom I saw thought that male it is we would like to inhale the chicken."

-- The Japanese and Back to English Translation Troll

I'm just flashing onto an image of the OP leaving the theater, sobbing, holding a lace-trimmed hanky to his eyes and moaning, "So young... so young..." as the teenagers also leaving the theater with him stare at him in surprise.

-- Anonymous

Somehow, I expected more from a place called "Motown".

-- Prodigal (authenticated)

A nice break from when he is usually mistaken for a designer

-- Tom Ford

Of course this is what should be done. Memo to queens: If the person you are droppign off suddenly gets attacked, rather than sitting in the car screaming, get out of the car and hit the abductor with your purse, while screaming," You brute, you brute, your shoes don't match your belt!"

-- Anonymous

I turned off the auto-complete function when my mother came to visit and my started a search for "fish market" and up popped "fisting top."

-- Anonymous

I read this headline as "Hearing-impaired woman sues Madonna," and thought she really has nothing to complain about.

-- Anonymous

All babies look the same.

-- Anonymous

Oy! Calcutta!

Tony Kushner's ground-breaking new musical recounts a weekend in the late 70s when Golda Meir and Mother Teresa hosted a "global retreat for women of peace" at the home of Indira Ghandi.

The musical score, in the style of a period rock opera likened to a modern "Tommy," is the creation of Duncan Sheik and Broadway newcomer Tori Amos.

Kushner's musings on the nature of women and power, a non-didactive folly of unmatched whimsy, just scream Tony.

As the three lead characters meditate on the weight of life as the world's most powerful women, Kushner weaves vingnettes and accompanying songs of other powerful women of the age, drawing on their examples to bolster his central thesis. Meir's "Damn, damn, Moshe Dayan" and Ghandi's "I Was Born A Nehru But A Little Girl Too" are highlights of the first act.

Audiences will be stunned to find that Mother Teresa remains mute throughout the show, communicating only in whispers and gestures to other characters.

Margaret Thatcher's "Dennis Doesn't ...

-- Anonymous

Jen-ga! Jen-ga!

-- Anonymous

George Bu$h is still in the fucking White House.

-- Anonymous

"I just said,'Walter, get out.' And he did."

-- Ruth

Brad is pissed, but Angelina is thrilled. Now she has Cambodian, Ethiopian, Vietnamese, and Siamese children.

-- Anonymous

As gay men, I'm surprised more of us didn't use our Wangs.

-- Anonymous

"Adjust your cookie levels downwards"

Wise advise for many aspects of life.

-- Anonymous

I'm not surprised!

-- Rosie O

I was raised not to speak ill of the (freshly) dead.

-- So I'm doing an interpretive dance that involves lots of middle finger movement

Tom's Cruise

-- Anonymous

Back in the 70's, people wondered what Billy Carter would be like as President.

Now we know.

-- Anonymous

I'm having post-partisan depression.

-- Brooke Shields

You can't have a BF and a FB. I'm not talking about any moral reasons. But having both is just plain greedy and not fair to the balance of the universe. It's like driving a humvee--you're hogging all the gas. Having a BF and a FB makes your global sexual footprint too big.

-- Anonymous

Obama's stance on FISA...Change you can believe in!

-- Anonymous

The U.S.

-- Anonymous

His face looks a little different.

-- Anonymous

"Why hasn't Bravo done this yet?"

Because there has never been a florist who is a top.

-- Anonymous

Liza! I took too many reds. Call an ambulance!!

-- Anonymous

This is the perfect DL post. It's both funny and disgusting, the link works, and we're too appalled to insult each other.

-- Anonymous +

This is like the 4th or 5th recent thread on Meryl Streep or Mamma Mia! For people who claim to not be interested, you obviously are -- ha.

Dear...

It's ABBA.

It's Meryl Streep.

It's Christine Baranski.

It's a goddamn MUSICAL.

Of COURSE Datalounge is interested.

In the straight world, the equivalent would be Kobe Bryant opening a Home Depot staffed by Hooters girls. With free Bud Light.

-- Anonymous

GOD HATES FAQS!

-- Anonymous

Penelope Cruz is the duck lipped one. You can remember this because Cruz and duck both have four letters.

Salma Hayek has the fat ass. You can remember that because Salma, Hayek, fat and ass all have the letter "a" in them.

-- Anonymous

"Do we have a reliable source, yet?"

I'll spill for a carton of Gitanes & happy meal.

-- Lourdes

"and the chimney sweeps caused all sorts of bother, especially when the babies would fall dead onto the hearth."

This is the part that test audiences insisted be removed from Mary Poppins.

-- Anonymous

>>What problem of the human condition is Scientology supposed to rectify?<<

It's main goal is to relieve many over-paid empty headed celebrities of their burdensome millions!

-- Anonymous

Nixon's girlfriend looks like she slaps on the old spice and some clean socks as foreplay.

-- Anonymous

After all these years, it was thoughtful of him to finally do something good for America.

-- Torta

Positive for what? Helium?

-- Anonymous