Analyze Nicholas Galitzine's Ass

Saggier and more womanly than I expected.

Bad lighting? It's very underwhelming.

Eww...

With that face I wouldn't throw him out of bed, but that ass doesn't go with the rest of him at all...

He's put on weight. Everything is in place for a great ass but he is out of shape so it's flabby.

That’s the ass of a skinny fey boy who doesn’t like working out, the type who lays back and gets sucked off and does no work. He’s pretty and lazy and that’s obviously been enough to get him this far so far, I understand him well, for I once was him

Clothed.

His ass looks great in that pic R7. I definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed. He's a very good looking guy.

He had to have been extremely popular at the all-boys school he attended.

Somewhat related, but I was a lot more surprised by Tony Curran's taut bod, including his toosh. I genuinely had no idea.

That ass needs some melba toast to go along with its cottage cheese.

[quote]Somewhat related, but I was a lot more surprised by Tony Curran's taut bod, including his toosh. I genuinely had no idea.

So am I. This nice body and the accent is making me actually appreciate him.

I’ve been telling you, Tony is the hot one.

It’s a period ass. It’s supposed to be the 1600s after all. Men weren’t doing squats.

Very disappointed.

He sings okay but not a fittie

Doughy.

Way too young to have the sag and love handles.

Easily fixed, though.

That ass has a sadness; it was created to move to the groove of The Glenn Miller Orchestra, but it knows it was born three hundred years too early.

He sings?

Does he have back rolls? What is that?

r21 It's the midlife spread, which seemingly has caught him early. Judging from his chest, he's clearly not a gym bunny. That happens sometimes when you're a 10 facially, you feel like you don't need to work on developing your body.

That is a former fatty dealing with residual haunches. Building his shoulders and back muscles would help…

[quote]He sings?

Yes. He released some music on Spotify a few years ago.

Nicholas is a 9 facially. Not a ten. 9 is often better and friendlier than 10.

He does have beautiful slim hands and long fingers.

r24 Thanks, I remember now watching some of those clips in another thread some time ago. He had a different aura back then when he was trying to make it. Or maybe I just perceive him differently now that he's a TV star.

r25 Okay, he's a 9.5, but definitely not "just" a 9.

When are Wegovy patches for the hip fat coming out? Because I suffer from this same affliction.

I still wouldn't say no if he wanted to sit on my face!

Sack of potatoes

[quote] Does he have back rolls? What is that?

It looks like it.

He has butter body.

Alright, I usually pass on fanboi threads but who is he?

I feel the opposite. I think his ass is cute but his face is too feminine. He's not ugly but I think the face is so-so.

He needs to be doing a lot of squats and Romanian deadlifts.

[quote] I think his ass is cute but his face is too feminine.

What about his face is too feminine?

I like normal bodies, and I like his ass.

Are you 80 from the waist down?

[quote]Sack of potatoes

I'd love to mash those potatoes.

[quote]I'd love to mash those potatoes.

Well, that was just vulgar.

I’m shocked the older guy has a much better butt.

I asked the Stewardess, "Where's my seat?" and she said, "Seven inches lower than last year".

Tony Curran likes it.

My grandmother has a firmer ass than his.

Let’s see the hole.

Are we still maligning Tony's paramour?

[quote] Are we still maligning Tony's paramour?

Yes.

What a dump!

Lard ass!

[quote] Lard ass!

I haven't seen anything so saggy since Julia Child's souffle fell!

Someone needs to quickly take up skating. Figure or Speed, anything to put some shape in that thing. Face is 30, ass is 60.

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It’s pancake-y for sure. I frankly don’t find him attractive at all. Is he still fucking that Jewish dating app creator Austin Kevitch? I’ve never seen such a laughable display of “friendship” on social media since Julian Morris and Landon Ross.

[quote] I frankly don’t find him attractive at all.

He's attractive and pretty above the waistline, baby.

Is he still claiming to be straight?

There’s too much sugar in that tank…

The series isn't really working for me on verisimilitude. George is supposed to be among the fairest young men in the land, to capture all the kind's love and attention. And we get dark-circle eyed and flabby assed Nicholas. With a belly.

all the KING's

In contrast, Julianne Moore passes well as the 40 something mother of George.

Nicki & Austin. Camilla Cabrillo must be exhausted bearding both of them. Matching necklaces are cute.

^ Their love child

The "moonlight boys"

His "cranky little mate" 💕

The moonlight boys examining balls

Stunning couple.💕

Nicky wasn't acting he was behaving.

Nicky's Pussy Posse

His ass looks a lot like mine, which is NOT a compliment.

I still think he’s beautiful.

LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU FUCKIN EVIL JEALOUS FAGS

That's one long back. He also needs to keep his hair blond or a more honey toned color because this dark hair looks terrible.

He was hot in that rugby movie, but like all Brits, he's aging like a banana. The ass seems to be the first to go.

I think he just dropped his RWARB diet the second filming ended. But a tight ass in a period piece can take you a long way.

r22 he is not a 10 facially though. Never has been. He's had an interesting puppy dog face but never a 10.

r58, he's the only hot one in his age group. Though Aaron Tyler Johnson would have been a good choice 5-10 years ago. I too struggle with the idea of him as some great captivating beauty.

If there were no FUCKIN EVIL JEALOUS FAGS there would be no Datalounge!

I think he's attractive but holy fuck his ass looks pale and sickly.

That ass is atrocious

This why he's adopted a baggy clothes style.

George Villiers had a face that only his mother and King James could love.

Nick's a stout fella.

Many have nailed it. oops... He's not really athletic and because he's so pretty doesn't think he needs to and/or wants to work out. Thus this result.

Closeted. Dark bags under his eyes. Gummy smile. Pasty white doughy bod covered with moles. Sagy arse. Uncut micro peen.Smells of cigs and gin. He's the definition of a British matinee idol.

He's a serious ACTOR. Not a gay porno star people!

Those are some serious under eye bags for a young man. Either he's a boozer or he's not well.

I think it's beautiful!

[quote] I think it's beautiful! —M. Damon

Why do you think it’s beautiful, Mr Damon?

r66 one dude looks happy to be there the other dude looks like he's pissed or trying to show they arent a couple IMO

Anyone that young should have a plump but firm tush, spankable & begging to be invaded.

What were we talking about?

A Bottom's bottom.

That is the ass of a landlady.

Definitely a 16th century arse.

He can play Queen Victoria in a few years.

I think he has Kate Middleton's Disease

Nick and Austin don't look like a couple. They look like a couple trying to convince you they are not a couple.

I don't care what the hell they are but I'm fucking exhausted !

Austin, when you’ve had Jake G…oh wait, a different, perkier Austin is a party to this sodomy-fest.

If he worked on his nasal resonance, Nicky could play a young Rufus Wainwright

Galitzine would be perfect playing Rudy.He can dance and apparently shares Nureyev's predilections.

^ Well he sure doesn't have his ass.

R99 Rudy N. had a perfect body and huge dick. They’ll need CGI.

WTF does Austin Kevitch do?

Oy he kvetchs

R99 He's dying of AIDs ?

So according to you kweens he's supposed to be dating the dude who runs one of the largest straight dating Apps on the net?😂

Nick is just looking for a nice Jewish girl.

Austin Kevitch defines "Fuckboy" for grandma

^ Think we already know dear

DL Austin Kevitch Thread

DL's consensuses was Kevitch was a douche flamer with aspirations to be accepted by WASPS. He reminds me of Andy Samburg but with gay voice. The first 30 seconds of this vid Austy is ready to burst into flames. Oy Vey!

^ Fagela.

I can easily overlook it. Would still hit if I had a chance in hell.

Austin Kevitch may be a feygele but so what, who cares. He's cute.

Does the ass prove he’s straight?

R114 Does this ass prove he's gay?

It just "proves" he's an Englishman

R110 Austin is a Jewish Nicholas Fairford.

Posted for comparison purposes.

R115 Peak Ryan Phillipe is the most Delicious thing ever. How the hell did Reese and her 9 inch chin get so lucky? The bitch was definitely punching way above her weight.

The authorized description is that Kevitch and Galitzine are like "brothers" and go "way back" and Galitzine posts "mushy tributes" to his "brother" Austin on his Insta.

Yet Nick always looks like he's in pain when papped with his "bro"

The goy fagela is in pain after taking 9 inches of Hebrew schwantz.

Puhleez gurls..

In fact, the duo can be seen hanging out together often in their social media posts, and regularly refer to each other as family. Back in 2018, Kevitch congratulated Galitzine on his role in Amazon’s Cinderella on his Instagram Story by saying “@nicholasgalitzine making Lexi, Laura, Geoffrey, grandma Yaya and most importantly me a proud family for raising such a charming little make-believe prince!!!”

The fact that either Nicholas or Austin think that anyone buys the story that they're just bros who "go way back" is embarrassing. Nicholas is a prim English theater lad born and raised in London, where he was in boarding school for most of his life. Austin is a Jewish boy from Pennsylvania who played football and has attempted to forge a career as an app developer. How would either of these two ever have met one another "back in the day"? It makes zero fucking sense. Nicholas is lucky to be getting that doughy ass plowed by a stud like Austin. Mazel tov.

Galitzine has removed the necklaces picture of him and his "brother" and "mate" from his Insta. Nothing to see here . Keep moving.

R124 Grindr brings the world together mate.

So are they Niktin or Austolas ?

They been "together" since 2018. 6 years . It's 💕

R126 yes. It's not the fact that they likely met on Grindr that is embarrassing. It's the charade of "Oh, we're just old friends that go way back" when none of the details add up that is embarrassing.

WE'RE A TROUPLE ! They both want to double stuff me. These studs can't get enough of my womanly parts. What could I do but share myself with these two pussy crazed dudes just to make Shawn jealous.

"such a charming little make-believe princess"

Fixed for R123

Soft and sensual, I like. Goes well with the cock sucking lips

[quote]I'd love to mash those potatoes.

R40 I'd like to mash them taters too, real nice

What's "taters", precious? What's "taters"?

You keep whining that only gay men should play gay roles. It looks like Red White and Blues both Taylor Zakar Perez and Nicholas Galatzine are gay. Perez apparently may even be married to a man. Galatzine appears to be in a long term relationship with Austin Kevitch. Neither has claimed to have girlfriends. Neither has come out in interviews as saying "I'm straight!". Not like Jake Gylenhaal's pathetic " I like tits an ass!" quote. Their publicists have to tow the straight line but obviously these guys are out to their families and friends. Galitzine wants Timothe Chalamet's career not Matt Bomer's. Why can't the gay community support these young gay actors? Instead all they do is mock and snicker. Practice what you preach. It can change how Hollywood casts leading men. Stop eating your young.

Fishing buddies.

"Galitzine wants Timothe Chalamet's career not Matt Bomer's

And he's not gonna get that as an out leading man. As has been said a million times. Hollywood shills fantasy. It's their raison d'etre. Girls want to believe no matter how many boys Nicholas Galitzine kisses on screen if they ran into him in the lobby of the theatre he would want to fuck THEM. They pay good money for that belief. It's called THE BUSINESS for a reason. Welcome to Phonywood.

R120 That article reads like a parody of People magazine. Comedy gold.

Redundant. People magazine is a parody

R124 " Nicholas was a proper English theatre lad born and raised in London, where he was in boarding school most of his life."

Art imitates Life.

R124 "How would either of these two ever have met one another "back in the day"?

Herding sheep on Brokeback Mountain summer of 1963

I think “doughy” is the word.

Doesn’t look like he’s done a squat or walked on a stair master his entire life. I predict major back problems in his future.

The ass is flat. He seems to have put on a bit of weight for Mary & Geo. He's slimmer in R, W & RB and That Anne Hathaway movie.

Just come out, you homos. It’s 2024.

He's ready for me.

Nic: “Do you want to fuck me?”

Me: “No!!! Just suck it!”

He mentions his girlfriend in this interview.

Naturally, his fans also obsess over whom he’s dating.He was rumored to have been romantically involved with Camila Cabello for a minute after starring alongside her in the 2021 live-action Cinderella. In reality, Galitzine has been dating his current girlfriend for about six months. “I thought the love affairs of my youth had quashed the hopeless romantic in me, but I think that will always remain,” he says. His girlfriend is a “flower person,”

Maybe no gays will fuck that hideous ass of his.

Am I the only one who doesn't think he's that gorgeous.

R87 I enjoy a womanly backside on a mediocre looking man.

She's fat and she has a saggy ass...

I calls 'em like I sees 'em

R146 Only teenage girls and fat femcels need to believe this PR rubbish.That wasn't an interview on film of him saying he has a "girlfriend" Where's the snap of Nicky and the mystery GF conoodling for the paps ? Sure its coming soon.It was obvious canned copy from his publicist. They spew this rubbish out like clockwork about their young male clients . And lumpen fraus live for it.

Did he met his "girlfriend of 6 months" on Grindr too?

R141 Nicky's done plenty of squatting.

I thought Camilla Cabrillo was bearding his boyfriend Austin Kevitch now she's "dating" him? Bitch must work a mean peg.

looking for beard asap, must have been single for the last 6 months

"I thought the love affairs of my youth had quashed the hopeless romantic in me"

the love affairs of his youth

They didn't make him Head Boy for nuthin.

jez its 2024 why dosent some intervewer just ask him ARE YOU GAY?

Where is Barbara WaWa when you need her?

They would never do to Nicky what they did to Ricky.

' I want to be the first to admit no one want's to say they met on a dating APP".. Austin Kevitch 😂

Which other famous men have asses like Galitzine?

R162

It's all about resonance , fluidity and agency?

I thought it was about cosplay buggery.

Nicholas will be on Seth Meyers tonight.

^ and will he display his ass?

Love his sweater r164.

I prefer it without all that cottage cheese...

Looks freshly fucked...

and a little flabby

[quote] ^ and will he display his ass?

That goodness he did not.

Even black doesn’t hide the flab.

imagine rimming that thing! 🤮

Hmm, that fag's ass felt a lot tighter in the dark

More cushin for the pushin

So based on the film clip chosen and Galitizine's ambiguous vague responses Mary & George is about what? Comical to see the difference in the way gay themed films are pitched to Brits vs Americans. Don't ask Don't tell still alive and well in Hollywood.

Why does he always look like 12 yo wearing his daddy's suit?

Draping hides the flabby arse

Why did OP photoshop the butt plug out of his ass?

R174 Not available in the United Kingdom dear

"Well it's the story of this bloke who has fluidity in his agency and had to ride horses in heels so it would have resonance in the community and even though I was auditioning for parts at 10yo I really want to be a footballer not a sissy actor and Anne Hathaway is amazing and who the hell is Austin Kevitch. Did I mention how sexy Anne Hathaway was?"

Bet she's had plenty of fluidity in her saggy agency.

He's never gonna get anywhere in this town with a girlfriend named Austin. Trust me.

Seth baked him some cookies.

R134 i like and agree with your post, though i must say that by allowing his ass to get that flabby is a stab in the face of the gay community on Nichola’s part.

His face has an unnatural look about it, similar to Ronan Farrow's. It makes him repellent to me.

R187 Lasix is cheap now. He is bloody stunning!

He looked "blousy" and "flasque" on Seth Meyers.

Lots of baggage on that kid.

He was better looking 15 pounds lighter, 2 years ago, in Purple Hearts.

Stop it! I see nothing about this young man that would indicate he is homosexual.

Like an empty hot water bottle cracked up the middle.

Austin Kevitch with his cousin. He finally found a relative he seems butch in comparison to.

Austy congratulates his "mate"

He's REALLY cute that Austin.

Is "3rd slide " some sort of gay code?

Jesus Christ, that cousin of Austin's is why they hate us.

3rd slide aka Camila Cabello

Anyone can see Nicky is a Pussyhound.

Elizabeth was the King, James is the Queen, and George is the Molly.

[quote]Anyone can see Nicky is a Pussyhound.

Really? Because he looks more like a "cookie sniffer" hound

How can I get a job as an "intimacy coordinator?

^ Don't think Galitzine needs a diagram.

R202 Are you daft! Is this the face of a cookie sniffer?

Actually it's the face of a schwantz sniffer.

His gayness can be seen from space and that his a good thing. Unfortunately so does his hips and fat arse.

R207 When the fat fraus and teenage femcels start streaming M & G next week DL will be inundated with the usual " he's dating in the UK", can't two straight guys be friends" "you gays want everyone to be gay" "he wants to protect his girlfriend " lumpen posts. Inevitable like cum on Nicky's fat arse.

PEOPLE HE'S NOT GAY !! HE'S JUST ENGLISH !!!!

He's not gay! He's an entertainment man! He's an entertainer. He's a singing man, Kathleen.

“In early pregnancy, odd and unusual bloating may occur.”

She certainly knows her fan base.

Nicky signing for the usual fat femcels but his queenie PA gets his hug. These girls really are that thick?

Nicholas Galitzqueen

^ Bitch stole my act.

Christ, they've been hyping this show for two months already and it still hasn't premiered. Won't everyone be disappointed when it turns out no one has watched it because it's on Starz.

[quote]^ Bitch stole my act.

Joan had a better ass, broader shoulders, and a bigger dick

Oh God, I have to keep seeing that sad, droopy ass every time one of you tossers bumps this thread.

R218 I might as well have PROPERTY OF AUSTIN KEVITCH tattooed on my saggy ass!

Love handles.

He looks very unattractive in r177.

He reminds a little bit of Steve Buscemi, without the talent or likability. It’s the teeth, the puffy eyes.

That shelf of fat above his ass is so off putting and weird. It makes me want to wretch.

^ Karen Carpenter

Those dark eye bags and his lack of muscle tone make me think the dear boy may be unwell.

What about the anal prolapse?

R222 He looks very unattractive .

We should all be so lucky.

^ Looks as if a pearl necklace is more Nick's style.

Flabby

Just googled him. He looks stunning in some photos, and like a bitch lesbian in others.

Sort of saggy, his face is nice

Weren’t the Galatzine’s a princely family. I think the boys married heiresses after the Russian revolution.

A bitch lesbian?

You mean like Suze Orman?

The little ponce is ROYALTY!

R232 Well he's undeniably a queen.

Going with Empress

^ OMG, he's a gurl

She's just a Becky with good hair and a saggy ass

Nicholas has bowed to pressure to revel his mystery girlfriend of 6 months. This is the photo of him and his love on Insta.

She's very alluring!

He's a hand job queen. Who knew.

Looks like Taylor Swift's manicure.

That is just too bloody pathetic.

Nic is just trying to protect THEIR PRIVACY!!! Look they have only been dating for a short time. With all his projects coming out at once he is like the most famous dude on the planet! He is begging for some space! By not flaunting her in front of the paps! He's showing how much he values and respects their relationship. Cuz you know she is AMAZINGLY HAWT AND HE WANTS TO SHOW HER OFF but Nic is trying to PROTECT HER!. THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!

^ He can't keep his hand off her.

R233 haha, that was autocorrect putting words in my mouth. I meant to say “butch lesbian”. But I guess bitch works too. He has that pouty look.

R244 = Henry Cavill

Austin Kevitch's insta post

4 days before Starz drops Mary & George and the PR flacks are just today posting on DL. Where's Howard Strickling when ya need him?

Obvious Nic and his new Lady are smokin hawt together!

How does it feel as a straight actor to have become an icon for young gays?

"Well er I...well I feel tremendously proud to be able to curate these fluid characters and their resonance with the community is great."

As a straight actor

As a straight actor

^ Who is the hunk sitting on his lap?

As a straight actor

As a straight actor

As a straight to bed actor..

Nicholas DM me. We seem to have a lot in common.

^ They have the same pale saggy arse.

How do we know what Fairford’s ass looks like?

^ Madam seems to have a Lady's ass. Much more shapely than Galitzine's.

[quote] ^ Madam seems to have a Lady's ass. Much more shapely than Galitzine's.

Have we seen nudes of Fairford’s ass?

For a "straight actor" she certainly knows how to present hole.

Means nothing. Englishmen are born with that skill.

Nothing a little Vaseline on the lens couldn’t cure!

Oy ! Jewish boys like a little cushin for the shtupping.

More than a little Austy.

Jewish men luv big tuchas

[quote]Have we seen nudes of Fairford’s ass?

R262 no we havent, and that aint fer lack of tryin on my part!

That pic at R258 is exceptionally beautiful

Nic was a rugby player. They tend to have large developed bums.

His ass may be large but it's not for a young dude he has surprisingly poor muscle tone.

R269 if you like them girly.

R272 Oy ! Count me in... deep.

His ankle can't support that ass.....

^ very nice photo.

Genesis of the picture at r253:

“Funnily enough, on Mary & George we had this day where it was snowing torrentially and we could not get out to film so we were stuck in this makeup trailer for hours. The makeup artist was so talented, under Paul Gooch’s leadership, who is a fantastic makeup artist. My costumer became a drag king and I became a drag queen.

“We did the makeup for a few hours and I went around tormenting people.”

After Malkin questioned whether there are photos of Galitzine in drag, he said: “I’m sure they’re online somewhere because, I can’t remember, they were posted at some point. God, I mean it’s so much joy.

“Again, I have to say the talent and time that goes into doing these things is incredible. I have so much respect for them.”

Nice and squeezy

R276 What's the "genesis" of this picture?

Nikki's farts smell of Tzatziki and Tootsie Rolls

Genesis of the picture at R278

"Funny enough Austin and I were shagging all night when we got a bit peckish. When we turned on the lights we realized we had put on each other's underwear. Couldn't go out all bed headed at 4am so we ordered Thai delivery. I was fagged out but Austy wanted to keep going, grabbed me saying " Let's keep shtupping doll face" .Dragged me back into our bedroom. Having a cut willy 'Twinsee' God it's such a joy! The talent that Jewish tops have well, I have just so much respect for him. Oy bloody vey!

^DREAM ON HOMO! That snap was taken by me! I had to change their poop stained sheets!

Galitzine talks like a publicists release .Four paragraphs to say 'I'm not a drag queen".

My late grandmother’s hand-sewn lace doilies are more butch than this queen.

"I'm not a drag queen but I have such respect for those who resonate within the community who are."

Whomever suggested a blond rinse…no honey, just no!

Whomever suggested a gingivectomy ...yes!

Mary & Mary would be more accurate.

IT'S JUST A PHOTO OF TWO BUDDIES SHAKING HANDS IN THEIR BOXERS! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGS! EVERYTHING IS NOT SEXUAL PEOPLE! Unless its Nic shaking hands with a FEMALE!

Noticed in Red,White and Blew for a bloke who claims tp be 6'1" he has very small hands and feet.

womanly ass + micro peen = power bottom

R288 Tosh! That is far from a common handshake. Please note the sinuously entwined fingers, the wholesome unvarnished nails.The artful perfectly rumpled blankie. The uncarelessly arranged discarded clothing. The sensuous hint of a hairy leg.The masculine yet tasteful wristwatch. Paiget would die for that ad copy. All our photographs tell a "story". A story we will make a best seller. After shooting a 100 frames we damn well better.

How many loads do we think Austin has blown all over/in that flabby thing?

Based on Nickys cocksucking lips and womanly ass he's a big ole fagela bottom.

Nic is not gay but his boyfriend is.

This guy is so played out. NEXT!

R295 Calm down Cheryl . You still have a chance with him.

He was photographed with Austin Young in Cleveland last week, not that it means anything, he just may like hanging around porn stars.

The old fartbox is looking perkier at R298!

Yeah the lighting is better in that clip. And his ass looks fantastic in R298's clip, I suspect that OP's clip makes it look worse than it is due to artefacts caused by poor light and low quality. Either way I want to fuck him

R298 Looks like she has a bit of a pooch. Must be all the lox and bagels she's eating.

He has a little dog, R301?

r83 Yup. He's definitely still a pretty little bitch, but not nearly as special as he probably thinks he is. This is the type of whore who has too much undeserved cockiness. He should get gangbanged by a bunch of older men who really hand his flabby whore ass to him and treat him like nothing but a cheap, run-of-the-mill cumrag. Would love to put this slut in his place, which is lying underneath a man 24/7 getting used for all he's worth and treated like a two bit hooker

Even as cosplay, R303, you're not amusing.

Gay from outer space🔥

Nic is a bellissimo talented ragazzo. Any boy or girl would be lucky to have him as amanté.

Dancing.

Galitizqueen

Nic's test for his next role in RAINBOW : The Judy Garland Story

George & Judy

Nic with his beloved pit bull Butchie.

Butchie and not-so-Butchie

Bitch stole my act.

You gals can have this guy. I'm still analyzing Jonathan Bailey's ass in "Fellow Travelers".

His next role is Spiderman cuz his mouth is a Peter Parker.

[quote]You gals can have this guy. I'm still analyzing Jonathan Bailey's ass in "Fellow Travelers".

If Bailey is into sucking on toes like Tim then you have to fight me for him.

Those white sneakers with the velcro strap fasteners are so gay 80s.

Ultimately though, guys, his personal life is exactly that; personal (and as private as he can make it).

I'm kind of over him.

My late father had those Velcro sneakers.

He was 88 at the time.

R317 Don't up! You still have a shot at Nicky!

Ultra gay face at R319. Cookies were smelled.

After reading DL threads if Nicki wants an A-list career her next role better be in a re- make of Shampoo and change Beatty's part from hairdresser to MMA fighter. Hire Jake Gaylenhaal as technical adviser.

R318 Makes it easier to slip out of your trainers when you have to put your feet behind your ears.

Oy Gay!

" next role better be in a re- make of Shampoo and change Beatty's part from hairdresser to MMA fighter"

Nicki is more suited for the Julie Christie role.

[quote] Nicki is more suited for the Julie Christie role.

Why?

Nic's boyfriend is one fine lookin Jew!

A Jew with an appetite for Japanese.

It amuses me that Galatzine is promoted as some great beauty while Kevitch is actually the looker in the couple.

[quote] It amuses me that Galatzine is promoted as some great beauty while Kevitch is actually the looker in the couple.

I don't find Austin attractive at all, but I can see why others may find him more attractive than Nicholas.

Austin resembles young Jean-Paul Belmondo.

[quote] Austin resembles young Jean-Paul Belmondo.

Now that’s laughable.

Big butt. Big lips but....

Quite the same nose, lips, everything.

I can handle the phat ass and the micro peen but those micro nips are a deal breaker.

Austy when I put my plush lips on her "thingy" it tasted like 4 day old bouillabaisse !! I want my Rugelach!

Baby, I don’t like Gefilte fish either. Now eat this big strudel and matzo balls.

She can be butch when she has too... kinda sorta

She's bearding both Galitzine and his boyfriend Kevitch? Camila Cabello BOGO

Is Camila Cabello the new uberbeard?

shes ah busy lil dyke

STOP IT PEOPLE! NIC IS NOT GAY!! He just resonates with the COMMUNITY!

She resonates with my schlong.

Galatzine's androgyny is balanced by Kevitch's masculinity. Bottom and Top. Classic combo. Stunning couple.

Who ya calling bottom bitch?

I want to squeeze those tits.

Nicole certainly knows how cater to her fan base.

R347 OmiGod yes! Or lick them, suck them, just play with them. So soft and pretty

HEY HATERS!

He has so many moles.

Judging from your rather sparse defense of Nick's heterosexual cred by the usual DL fraus and plus size femcels. Does this mean you've conceded Nicholas to our team? Surrendered her without so much as a moo ? Not even one Claymate to defend your womanizing pussy hound? You lil gals don't deserve her. But Nichole still hearts you.

His stans are all at LPSG

Always thrilled to be with hawt babes! Especially the one over his shoulder.

Austy has a penchant for goy boys.

One, and a Two, and a Three, LET'S GO - I know a girl whose butt hangs low . . .

Nicstin (snap deleted)

At LPSG his female stan base refer to him as Baby Girl and Kum Kitty .Doesn't bode well for a career as an a-list straight leading man.

If even the Frauen can see she's gay then Kum Kitty needs to either grow her the biggest beard since Lincoln or come out as at least sexually fluid.

At R358 he loooks to have a flat ass.

He's had a smokin hawt BF for years. Come the fuck out! Let his glass closet RIP

Agree Austin is way finer! and he does not have an army of make up artists, stylist and photographers to make him look hawt. Did I mention his BDF. Nichole is a luck gal.

Put yourself in Nick's management's place: I'm Jimmy Farrell (gay) agent at William Morris Endeavor Agency repping Austin Butler and Nicholas Galitzine. I landed Butler Dune and now Galitzine is begging me for a Sci Fi franchise. Nick has some talent but his primary brand consists of snogging boys and getting buggered on streamers. To make my life more fercock Nic's as queer as a $3 bill with a live-in boyfriend. Everyone even his female fanbase can see from outer space he's a big ole gurl.I can't just shill him as a sensitive English lad anymore. WTF it isn't 1954. Galitzine needs a shayna maidel pronto. Cabello is bearding Nic's nice Jewish boy hubby. Taylor Swift is booked. Oy! What to do with this fagela? I got a six figure contract commission riding on Nikita ass. Suggestions? I'm all ears.

Flat and out of shape. Also, a concerning line indicating future love handles.

Pretty obvious Nicky is the wifey. They make a bella coppia.💕

Forget the arse. He's got the crotch of a 12yo.

Nicstin domesticity.

Nicholas looked beautiful in tonight's M & G ! His partner is very lucky!

He complains about his "thick thighs".

Some folks like a dude with a 'womanly ass" .

Plushy bum

The most recent episode was great!

For a 30 yo he's already got a "dad bod" No muscle tone. Thick waisted with short legs for 6'1". Galitzine played rugby but that was decade ago. Admits to boozing and vaping. Stans have spotted his "coke pinky nail". He claims he was always self conscious about his "thick" thighs. He tends to wear baggy trousers and oversized drape jackets Poorly tailored to disguise his womanly arse. The pear shaped silhouettes of his M&G costumes flatter him. Unless he lands the Human Torch role he could easily go full dough boy.

Nicholas will have no problem landing the Human Torch role because she's always flaming.

^ lol!!

[quote]No muscle tone.

From the injuries he suffered on Mary & George and the injuries he had while playing rugby, it's as if he's made out of fibreglass. He should avoid working out before he ends up killing himself.

Certain shots his ass looks good. Maybe it's a stunt butt?

Tasty cakes for a Brit

Not a body double. Would not throw that ass out of my bed!

Bambi needs to fire her stylist.

^ Every gurl knows oversizing disguises a multitude of her figure flaws.

Why Bambi?

The bandage functions as a girdle hiding Nicky's haunches. Sheesh, some of you lack common sense and trained eyes.

Between making R, W & RB and Mary & George our NG has certainly put on a lot of weight. He seems to have dropped a bit of it since tho.

i seem to recall that this series was shot Years ago

^R385, as I've mentioned R W & RB in 2022, ...'Idea of you' Dec 2022, M & G in 2023.

thanks

his looks pull together when hes thin

^ he does.

Oy! Bambi's hubby Austin is obviously an ass man.

Bambi desperately wants Timothee's career..with Luca Guadagnino

If Bambi want's Chalamet's career she has to put her fruit salad back in the bowl.

so CHUBBY

Bambi was working girl for Abercrombie & Fitch.

If Bambi want's Chalamet's career she has to put her fruit salad back in the bowl.

She needs a bigger bowl.

She needs a garbage can...

Will the poster duplicatively posting the same response/content on all three NG threads please stop it?

It's tedious and annoying.

Will the poster duplicatively posting the same response/content on all three NG threads please stop it?

It's tedious and annoying.

Will the poster duplicatively posting the same response/content on all three NG threads please stop it?

It's tedious and annoying.

Wigs suit her.

Austy has to put up with this regularly.

I have ways to dick her down.

GOOGLE😂

Bambi's fagela hubby in "Austy's Big Gay Date" . Gay playing straight playing gay. Oy vey!

Bambi knows where her career lies.

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Authentic Nick Galitzine. Hawt..High..Horny.. looking for her Man

R406 Your meds are in the fridge.

GOOGLE: Why is Nicholas Galitzine's called BAMBI ?

Among his closest friends, “Bambi” is the name that stuck, and it's the perfect fit. Just like the Disney character, Nick has a gentle, graceful aura that's impossible not to adore. He's the kind of buddy who's always ready with a helping hand and has a knack for spreading joy wherever he goes. Oct 14, 2023

R406 I just call her BOTTOM BITCH

R406 for accuracy SCREAMING KWEEN.

R406 Agree. Let's stick with BUTCH.

R406 Voting for CHUBBY CHASER

Oy ! stickin with BUBBELEH.

Bambi looked lovely on Kimmel tonite. Austy must be proud.

Just a little mid section lipo, an ass lift and a little bit of BBL will fix him up good as new.

No mention of Mary and George. Just talk of Boy Band Boot Camp.

BBBC ...Wasn't that a film he did for Helix Studio?

No talk of Mary & George. Nick has put his homosexesqueness behind him.

Oy! Trust me, I'm still behind her.

[quote]No talk of Mary & George. Nick has put his homosexesqueness behind him.

Yep, press for Mary & George is over. Now for the hetero THE IDEA OF YOU.

Meh.He comes off as boring and scripted. Some rubbish about being chased up the acropolis by screaming girls. Calling his parents to come "rescue" him. Kimmel treated him like a 18yo. He' s a 30yo man. A least he didn't shill the new "girlfriend". No clip from his rom com with AnnE. Another streamer "stah".

Bambi at her Boy Band Boot Camp

Bambi at Boy Band Only Bar

His lips are everything

Oh God, the saggy cheeks again. This thread can’t hit 600 fast enough.

R424 Oy they sure are.

R425 Here ya go Gran. Enjoy

Do her pantaloons cover her womanly arse?

Culottes hide a girl's figure flaws.