Lardos 34: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

I'm really struggling here, how can the crazed superfan afford to follow these lard buckets around Europe all the time and buy druggie Hograns merchandise?

Hogran’s merch is expensive and so is travelling. What does Gemma do to have so much money so she can afford everything? And her eating habits must cost a fortune to her too!

She's given up her fancy London degree and is working as an old people's nurse in Helsinki full time. Probably spends her days changing incontinence pads and giving out medications.

'I'm really struggling here, how can the crazed superfan afford to follow these lard buckets around Europe all the time and buy druggie Hograns merchandise?'

Gemma the glutton lives at home so doesn't pay any rent.

R4 Is that really what she wants to do with her life?

Gemma the Glutton 😂 Does her mother provide her with food too? She probably eats takeaway food almost every day. And I imagine she loves snacking on something every half an hour.

More pizza!

No wonder Fataldi thinks Niall has a decent sized cock, he probably can't see his own hidden in all his blubber.

Definitely! His belly is so huge so I am sure he can’t see it.

I love R1! I don't give a fuck about the rest of this mess.

Breaking News

Gemma has moved into a flat with some other Blind Channel groupies!

Gemma: The past few days have been so good! had a little housewarming party with our bc group and it was so much fun! We baked brownies too and they were so good.

Oh no! Are the other Blind Channel groupies fat too? Gemma just had to mention that she baked brownies as well. Is that household going to be yet another takeaway central like the one she had in London?

So she gave up on her fancy London degree to stay working as an old people's nurse in Helsinki and live in a flat with a bunch of Blind Channel groupies. What a disaster her life is.

I wonder what happened and why she ended up that way?

Gemma: i got the chocolate bar advent calendar bc it was -50% and i am so happy i wanted it but didn’t wanna spend so much on it. this was such a good deal and i also influenced all my coworkers to buy them advent calendars . it was so funny when everyone came back to the office with these 😭😭

Of course Gainer Gemma wanted to get the advent calendar with the most calories. So she will be eating chocolate bars every day this month and at the end of the month she will have a massive Christmas meal waiting for her. She needs help.

She also said she made all of her co-workers buy that fattening advent calendar. She is making everyone around her fat too.

She is incorrigible! A bar of chocolate a day on top of everything else she eats.

She certainly makes the Hog seem healthy, even with all his vices.

And she eats! That chocolate bar a day is probably not the only sweet treat she will be having every day. I can imagine she will eat other desserts and snacks throughout the day too. Her eating habits are so unhealthy.

Gemma got mad that anon called Niall ‘Guinness Niall’.

Why did she get mad? That's a polite way of describing him.

She is so weird. There was no need to get mad. She gets annoyed at the smallest things and starts raging. Maybe the snow is annoying her and she gets mad about everything.

Helsinki must be a depressing place to live in the winter. I think the sun is only in the sky for four hours a day, maybe less. London would have been a lot more fun.

Only four hours! How do the people of Helsinki live without the sun? I just noticed that all the pictures she posted are very dark too.

Finland is close to the land of the midnight sun. Up there near the Arctic Circle.

So the Arctic Circle goes through Finland. Gemma must love the darkness. I don’t know any other reason why she would like to live in such a dark country. Super depressing. She is probably depressed and eats more just so she can feel something.

Oh my God! Here she goes again.

So embarrassing that she still rambles on about his wobbly beer gut.

All those fat suicidal goths in Finland like Niko are a product of the endless dark nights.

Do you think she’ll ever stop talking about Niall’s belly?

Yes, R30. Probably a lot of Finnish people are overweight too because they get so depressed and eat to feel better. Niko is a prime example of a fat suicidal goth.

I am having a hard time to understand why Gemma likes Fat Niko. He is ugly, fat and depressed. Who would ever want a man like that.

I think it's sad when a mentally ill person on drugs talks to themselves and goes around calling people fat.

The psychotic homophobic ableist whore stalker that is KGT will be doxxed if she keeps fucking with people and stinking up DL with her smelly cunt flaps.

Nialls at the World Darts at the Ally Pally tonight. He'll be slaughtered on beer, he'll have no shame hanging outside puffing away despite it being -5 in London tonight and freezing cold.

He’ll drink gallons and he will eat heaps of greasy fast food too. Will definitely go home a pound or two heavier. Gemma is probably super proud of him.

Darts is probably the closest to a sport Niall can play with his lifestyle. Most darts players smoke and drink too much. Can't see Niall running around playing football again.

Niall is so lazy he wouldn’t play football! He will choose lazy sports that don’t require any effort.

Look the two fatties are kissing here and Fataldi’s HUGE belly is on display too. Gemma is very happy.

Forgot the link. So here it is.

I'm sure Fataldi isn't the only guy Niall has kissed. What's the difference between a straight man and a gay one, 6 pints of Guiness...

Lewis Fataldi’s belly in that video is so huge. He is only getting bigger. Looks so miserable.

So butterballs seems to be spending next summer performing at loads of festivals. Always loads of booze and drugs at these events, he'll be in heaven.

and super greasy festival food.

I wonder how many turkeys Niall managed to eat, plus how many cigarettes he smoked and pints of Guiness he downed yesterday?

He ate at least two! And plenty of Guinness.

Gemma had a massive meal too.

The prime time was the longest it’s ever been! Over a month.

I am paying the $1.99 a month now and suggest others do the same if they want these threads to survive. I was in Prime Time for almost two months with no end in sight!

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Gemma has moved into a one bedroom flat and is celebrating with cheese & wine feasts. She was asked what her favourite thing was and replied 'my little biscuits' !

Niall has a single coming out on 17 Feb and is trying to drum up interest for it on tiktok but is getting hate for looking 50 with a huge belly.

I am paying it too.

Of course Gemma celebrates with cheese and wine. Those two are a calorific combination, but Gemma probably thinks that’s what her body needs. Her favourite thing is biscuits? That does not surprise anyone. But I don’t understand why she is telling that to everyone?

Niall’s single is not going to do well if that’s the kind of feedback he is getting. I went to see some of the Tiktok’s and the song doesn’t even sound good. Only a few people find him attractive with that huge belly of his.

Tiktok is run by kpop stans and they love skinny, hard bodied idols like Jungkook so to them Niall is out of shape and doughy.

Gemma was also asked whether she was working in design or nursing and of course she's settled for the latter, after all those years of getting an expensive education at a London university! What a waste of money. She didn't even graduate.

Niall is pretty doughy and his bellly is huge.

Gemma is a huge failure. I can’t believe she didn’t even graduate and is now working as a nurse. How does she have the energy though? She is overweight so I bet she gets out of breath easily.

Lots of nurses are overweight these days.

That is so dangerous. Would think nurses are the ones who know how bad excess weight is for you! Bet Gemma eats a lot more than she burns calories even though her job is probably pretty physical. I wonder if she still eats plenty of takeaways.

Video of Fataldi exposing his giant belly to fans at his concert. Gemma is excited!

Omg, I think he gained weight! His belly is MASSIVE! Why is he showing it off. I am laughing at Gemma. She said she is LIVING for that dough ball. She probably would love to see all of her idols doing that on stage.

Those trousers are way too small. He has a huge muffin top.

Pizza and ice cream! Gemma has been feasting. Is anyone surprised?

That long description she gave of the ice cream! Obsessed.

Niall has a new album called The Show out on June 9th.

It sounds like she gets somehow turned on describing that fattening ice cream. She definitely is obsessed. Is she ever going to be able to stop those unhealthy eating habits? Does she even want to?

Niall’s ‘The Show’ looks bad. He chose a terrible picture for the cover. The whole theme looks childish with those colours. Hilarious.

Gemma is mad she is getting anon hate. But it’s all her own fault!

Niall’s face looks super round in that Late Late Show photo she posted. He is so chunky.

Niall's publicity pics for this new album are so edited. They've slimmed his balloon face big time.

I didn’t realise they edited his face. He looks bad either way. But his face is definitely round and bloated all the time.

He is so GROSS! And of course Gemma relates to that post.

Urgh, always talking about the delights of junk food.

Of course Hogran's hangover cure is to spend all day soaking up grease.

Yucky! How can he eat three takeaways in one day? Does he not feel ill? He loves the calories.

New pic of Niall and his face is enormously fat.

His face is so fat! Look at those saggy hamster cheeks. And people think he is attractive? It looks like his face is kind of lumpy too.

Niall should get on Ozempic like Liam Payne.

What does it do?

It's a diabetes drug which also causes weight loss.

All of these lardos should be on it then. I wonder if they have considered that at all?

Fat Gemma is following Lard Channel around the world again and eating burgers and junk food.

Not again! She's just getting fatter and fatter. Never mentions any kind of girlfriend of boyfriend. Is she asexual?

Why does she always eat burgers and fries everywhere she goes?

I wonder how much weight she’s piled on the past few years. She seems to be eating constantly. Burgers and fries seem to be her favourite food. She always has a burger on her plate. It’s weird she only chooses unhealthy foods to eat.

Maybe she is asexual? Has she ever mentioned anyone? She just likes these fat celebrities.

Does anyone even want to date someone as fat and unhealthy as her?

She's getting defensive.

‘Because I like them’?! That doesn’t mean she has to eat them every day. Does she not understand how unhealthy that is? I like pizza too but I would never eat it every day nor even every week. She is hilarious how she is always defending her right to gorge on food. I can’t believe she even posted a new picture of burgers too. She doesn’t think that’s embarrassing?

Gemma is posting so many pictures of Niko and co. eating fattening meals! All of them look overweight except the second guy.

Fatty Gemma is here again. Sounds like EXTRA LARGE sized clothes are starting to get too tight for her.

She is HUGE! Only 5ft tall and probably needing XXL soon.

Niall played the White House, looking like a dough ball.

She is absolutely massive! She thinks the sizing is wrong when in reality she is just gaining weight. How is she not worried about the fact she will have to wear XXL soon. I just checked that Niall Hogran merch goes up to that size and after that nothing. She is soon too fat for her favourite hog’s fan products.

I didn’t see many pictures of Niall’s White House performance but I imagine he was bright pink in the face and puffy cheeked.

This is so gross!

Of course Niall and fat Sam Smith eat burgers together. Match made in heaven.

It’s probably what they always do together. Don’t see them doing anything else than eating or drinking. They’re showing it off with no shame too.

Look at the amount of high calorie meals here. Does she eat anything that’s considered healthy?

Pizza, fish and chips and a full English breakfast! All high calorie meals dripping with grease.

And she is trying to defend herself! I can’t believe she eats like that every day. She probably goes above her calories constantly. Overeating because she can’t stop. She probably has fast food addiction. Has she ever actually tried to lose weight? She should worry about her health.

And in that earlier Tumblr post I linked she has multiple pints of beer and other alcoholic beverages on the table too. She is probably an alcoholic on top of everything.

Anon: Pizza, fish and chips and massive fry ups! Why is everything you eat so unhealthy?

Gemma: That’s just some of the meals i’ve had whilst i’ve been travelling? that’s not everything i eat. and why do you care so much? let me eat whatever i want 😭😭😭😂😂

Does ‘some of the meals’ mean she eats even more? She also said that’s not everything either so she is gorging like a sow.

‘Let me eat whatever I want’ - She does not care what she puts in her body. That’s disgusting. If I was her I would be embarrassed to reveal my diet.

Not even her cookings look healthy. White rice and lots of creamy sauce and huge helpings of pasta. All of the plates are filled to the brim!

Of course she thinks he is cute when he is eating.

He's revolting.

He is such a weird looking man. How can anyone find him attractive?

Fataldi is just gaining more and more weight. He looks very unhealthy. Every time we see him he is bigger than the last time. His belly is covered in stretch marks.

He is gruesome but really proud of his flab. It's his brand.

It’s weird how he has managed to make fatness his brand. He is always showing off that wobbly belly. Why is no one saying anything about that?

Gemma is slobbering over a gross photo of blubber boy Niko in his underwear.

Omg he is massive! Super doughy. He looks like he never goes to the gym. He doesn’t have any muscles. Just wobbly fat everywhere. But of course Gemma finds that HOT!

Lewis g Fataldi got his belly out again for a photoshoot. He looks nine months pregnant.

He is huge. Look at that round belly. Why the hell is he showing that off?

New pic of Fataldi and he's put on another 20lbs! Monstrous.

How does he keep on gaining weight like that? Every time he is even bigger. Can you believe there are people who find that hot?

R103 Damn, I thought you were just exaggerating for effect - he really has put on that much. Yikes.

Maybe those strong meds Fataldi is on to control his Tourette's tics have made him gain weight. I watched his film on Netflix and he had a torturous time with it and took ages to be diagnosed with Tourette's. For months he thought he had a degenerative muscular disease or a brain tumour.

It’s true that different medications can make a person gain a lot of weight but he should control better what he puts in his mouth as it looks like he gains weight very easily. He should change his eating habits. Looks like they haven’t been great before the medication either.

New post featuring gigantic pizzas, sweets, biscuits, crisps, bubble tea - plus enough alcohol to sink a ship.

OMG! Look at the amount of food. Why does she keep posting these? In what period of time did she eat ALL THAT? Her diet is super unhealthy. Not a single healthy thing in that post.

She is definitely an alcoholic. Look at those bottles. So many of them.

'Tours and travels' - yet no pics of landscape, landmarks, or even shops! Just food and drink. She's incorrigible.

She is so uncultured. These trips are eating and drinking holidays for her. What does she even do there?

She watches Lard Channel and that's it.

How many times has she seen them? Does she really like Blubber Boy Niko so much?

It was hilarious to see her having that high calorie bubble tea again.

She must have seen them over 20 times by now.

At least! She has posted multiple times how she went to see them. She probably wakes up in the morning, has a massive breakfast feast, then almost immediately lunch. Something fattening of course. Then some snacks, a Lard Channel gig and a huge dinner afterwards. And let’s not forget about her gallons of alcohol she drinks daily.

And all this is funded by a low paid job as a geriatric nurse! She has her own apartment too. The interior design career fell through though.

Is she a goth like Fat Niko now? She has black fingernails in all those photos?

How can she afford all that with a nursing job? She even has her own apartment? Her parents must sponsor her or something.

She has been influenced by Fat Niko so I’d imagine she is a goth now. Probably only wears black and paints her nails too. I wonder if she dyed her hair black too?

[quote]The interior design career fell through though.

Would it be possible to see pics of some of her interior design?.... this I gotta see

She never posted any, tellingly - but she did once post a photo of her bedroom and it was a mess of mismatched fabrics.

Of course she doesn’t know how to match fabrics. Sounds almost as messy as her life and diet. I wonder what happened with her degree? And how did she end up working as a nurse.

Her original job was a nurse but she left it to study interior design in London, then dropped out in her third year and came back to Finland and her old job. Loser!

She's just come back from another stalking trip seeing Lard Channel in Paris, London and Luxembourg. She posted another greasy fry up and plenty of alcohol.

I don’t understand why she dropped out? Embarrassing that she had to go back to her old job as a nurse. That’s like the perfect definition of a failure.

Aren’t the Lard Channel members tired of her balloon face already? She always combines these trips with fattening food. She is addicted. Does she ever eat anything healthy? It’s always unhealthy meals in the pictures she posts.

She is posting pictures of doughnuts now. It’s so gross to think this fat girl is sitting on her wide ass and drooling over some super greasy fattening doughnuts. As if she isn’t fat enough.

She also just posted pics of her apartment and it's nothing special. No evidence of interior design talent.

I was curious to see it. Her apartment looks boring. Just like every other apartment in the world. Even if she graduated she wouldn’t have found a job in interior design. Talentless fatty. She is better off to be a nurse but I think her weight will make her job much harder as she keeps gaining. Someone needs to teach her healthy eating! It’s weird her friends and family aren’t concerned about her eating habits?

Her friends are all Lard Channel groupies and they just seem to love greasu fattening food like pizzas and burgers too. They're all borderline alcoholics as well.

Wow! It’s bad everyone around her have the same lifestyle. Does she have a lot of friends? And are all of them as fat as Gemma? I would feel disgusted to bump into them in a pub or McDonald’s and see how they stuff their faces and behave. I feel like they’re very loud on top of everything.

Are we surprised that Gemma liked Finland’s Eurovision entry? A guy with a chubby belly!

She's obsessed and is already going to see a concert.

Of course! I didn’t see she was going to see a concert but that does not surprise me. She is SO strange.

And of course she had millions of snacks and fattening bakings for her Eurovision night.

Gemma probably wishes she was the lady so she could feed him too.

Kaarijaa is her new obsession.

She has so many obsessions and they all are FAT with huge bellies. Is that how she chooses who she finds attractive?

Gemma has some problem with her jaw and she said eating is so “hard and frustrating” that she wants to cry. Poor Gainer Gemma! She can’t stuff her face. Maybe a little break from eating is good?

It sounds like she has tetanus! The doctor must be pretty useless not to give her a diagnosis. Of course not being able to eat makes her suicidal lol. Most people with facial pain like that would lose their appetite but she's probably still trying to chow down on burgers.

She is so upset she cannot eat! I’d imagine she will throw tantrums. She will try to figure out how to eat even when she is in pain and struggling to eat. It seems like this lardo never loses her appetite.

The cause of the pain was an infected wisdom tooth. Of course all her teeth are decaying with the mountains of sugar she consumes.

OF COURSE! She’s had problems with her teeth before too, right? She should make healthier choices and stop eating sugar and sweets. Why doesn’t she take it seriously? I would be scared if I had even one problem with my teeth!

Isn’t the premise of these threads extremely flawed now that Niall is not only NOT fat, but hotter and hunkier than ever?

Niall Hogran is still fat and we are talking about the other lardos too.

Niall is still a fat lump with a double chin and a round face like a ball of pizza dough.

He's announced a world tour for next year so it will be fun seeing him squeeze himself into Harry Styles type outfits.

Is he going to gain more weight when he is on tour? Irregular eating pattern and probably he wants to try fattening dishes around the world.

Check out this Lewis likeness. They’ve captured it perfectly!

Heheh

Good job! It looks exactly like him. It should be a bit fatter looking but the face is on point. Fataldi seems disappointed and ashamed in that video.

How is his belly so big? It’s like a beach ball.

It’s hilarious his shirt says ‘SPORTS’ when it’s pretty clear he doesn’t do any sports himself.

When is Gainer Gemma going to post more pictures of her huge fattening meals?

That statue makes Fataldi look like a zombie!

Niall is already engaging in Harry cosplay. Cropped jacket on The Voice final and a suit of embroidered velvet. He looks ridiculous and should stick to simpler clothes.

Gainer Gemma said she is 5ft 6! She looks more like 5ft.

She's also announced plans to see Hogran in Denmark, Sweden and London. She'll be busy following Niko and that Eurovision guy around too.

I agree that Hogran has too often clothes that are just too complex for him. Simple colours and non pattern suits would be the best for him.

I think Gainer Gemma is lying about her height! She seems much shorter with her balloon face and forever growing belly. Of course she is planning to see Hogran multiple times. How does she have money to go to all those gigs? Of course she wants to see Fat Niko and the Eurovision guy again and again too.

Is she planning to buy food for Niall again? And the others too?

Big bellied Niko. Look how his belly is resting on his lap in the photos where he is sitting.

Niall is looking massive in a nasty see through vest. He and Fataldi played the Big Weekend festival in Dundee.

Gemma posted so many pictures of Niall in that vest and kept worshipping his flabby belly.

The two fatties on stage together. No wonder why the festival is called the BIG weekend. They both look so gross with their plump bellies.

Gemma got masses of tickets for fat Niall's tour.

She is obsessed. How many shows is she going to see? She can’t get enough of that plump boy.

Gemma is fuming because another blogger wrote a hate post about Niall and called him 'a cardboard box.' Well, she got the shape right.

Love the BIG Weekend joke.

Of course Gemma is fuming! Would think she’d like the cardboard box comparison because she clearly loves big boys.

Here is another example of her love for fat bellies. She has no shame!

Fataldi has cancelled his headline slot at Summertime Ball and all other appearances until Glastonbury. His health really isn't good enough for the kind of career he wants, with lots of live shows. He wants to be like Harry Styles but his mental health is more like Zayn Malik's. All that fast food won't be helping.

He has cancelled multiple shows this year! Fataldi is ill all the time and his lifestyle is just horrible and unhealthy. Is he going to try to heal himself with mountains of fast food? He should seek help but I think he has a food addiction and doesn’t want to stop eating.

He has serious arm and shoulder tics from Tourettes but his diet won't be helping. Tourettes patients are advised to eat a low fat, low sugar veggie diet which Fataldi will never do. He loves red processed meat and carbs too much.

Gemma was at a listening party for Hogran's new album today and posted pics of all the cakes and chocolate bars!

How did she get there? And of course she posted pics of all the cakes and food! She probably emptied the whole table and left crumbs for the other ladies.

Fataldi will never fix his eating habits. He is too addicted. Processed foods are gross and Fataldi eats plenty of them. It also seems like he doesn’t really care and eats whatever he wants.

Fat Niall's new album The Show is out today and Gemma is very excited!

She is so weird. She will be listening to that boring album non stop now.

Gemma: It was so cute when they told us they chose the colours of the food on the table based on the album aesthetics 😭 there were cupcakes, macarons and some other bakings and then popcorn and chocolate ! and for drinks they had some alcoholic beverages as well as alcohol free sangria. everything was so cute and yummy !

Do you think she ate everything? Everything is again so unhealthy.

She says multiple times how the food was CUTE. That’s a weird way to describe food.

Yes, 'cute' IS weird. And of course she was delighted that there was alcohol available for an early afternoon listening session.

Gemma is 28 now but she's still living like a student, obsessed with going to gigs. She's never mentioned a boyfriend on that blog.

Or a girlfriend but she's clearly straight or she wouldn't be worshipping these wobbly men.

She probably drank litres of alcohol during the listening session. And devoured all of the cupcakes too.

Why doesn’t she have a boyfriend? It’s like she is a pre-teen having her first celebrity crush. But maybe no one wants a fat girlfriend. But I feel like she would easily find a boyfriend who has the same lifestyle. They could get fat together.

Yes, you'd think some fat male goth with acne and a love of alcohol and junk food would date Gemma.

She is so strange. She would have the time of her life when she could just eat with her fat love. I don’t understand why she hasn’t found anyone yet. If Finnish guys are like Fat Niko she would have a chance. Maybe someone even fatter than him.

Some guy weighing about 260lbs would suit Gemma.

Imagine how much she would love to have a fat boyfriend like that! Let’s hope she’ll find someone. That would actually be hilarious. Would they do anything else together than eat?

R177 the stupid thing is that actually a fat boyfriend like that would not be hard to find at all, hell even in the gay world they're a dime a dozen

Super UNHEALTHY again! Look at all the food and those massive bags of sweets!

All she does is watch live music and eat junk food! She'll be dead at 50 of fatty liver disease.

Exactly. All of that eating will be the end of her. I wonder how many calories she consumes each day because based on her pictures her diet is VERY unhealthy. It would be interesting to see how much weight she has gained. Scary!

Anon: Girl you're 29 why are you still eating huge bags of sweets like a kid? Do you ever consume anything remotely healthy or is it all ice cream, vodka and fry ups everywhere you go?

Gemma: girl i am 27 not 29. i didn’t know there is an age limit to eat sweets?? in finland if you go to a pick and mix isle you’ll see most people filling their bags are adults lol .. pick n mix is everywhere

She has an explanation for everything! So all Finns love Pick N’ Mix?

I love the anon! Why is she so offended that they asked does she ever eat anything REMOTELY healthy? She didn’t deny it though. She knows she doesn’t. So we can assume she only eats unhealthy, calorie rich foods. It’s hilarious how mad she gets and doesn’t know what to say. She is the worst at defending herself.

How long does she take to finish a huge bag of sweets like that? That’s like a weeks worth of sweets?

Nah, she'll polish a big bag of sweets off in one afternoon.

Probably something like that. I feel like she is the type of person who can’t stop eating before it’s all gone. She seems so gross. No wonder why she is single. No one wants a pet pig like that. 🐖

She's raging again:

omg i am literally speechless . so if i post these foods on here that means they’re the only things i eat ? i do my lil photo dumps here and there and include food pics from my travels and fun days. i don’t feel like posting my home cooking or work lunches here ? that would be boring.. but honestly why do you care so much about what i eat ? even if i ate only these things i post it shouldn’t be your problem at all and shouldn’t affect you in any shape or form.

She is hilarious. I actually do believe her work lunches and home cooking are equally as unhealthy as those takeaways and other gross fattening dishes she posts. She never posts pictures of them and it’s probably because she is too embarrassed to show them. She had a chance to show she isn’t as unhealthy as people think she is but she failed like she always does.

“even if i ate only these things i post it shouldn’t be your problem at all and shouldn’t affect you in any shape or form.”

But this diet affects her shape for sure! She is getting rounder.

Niall is looking vast. Box shaped with a double chin.

His double chin is so ugly. He looks plump. And he looks like he is wearing pyjamas.

His shirt is dripping with sweat. He is so out of shape!

Gainer Gemma will never stop! She just got comments about her eating habits and now she is posting fattening food again. Gross.

What is that weird looking dish swimming in oil with the egg floating in it?

It looks very unhealthy! That liquid looks like oil and what is that deep fried looking thing? Imagine the amount of calories. She only eats crap like that.

She just went on a road trip and posted two bags of candies and also some MELON to placate all the anons telling her she never eats healthy food!

Those candy bags are huge! She can’t be serious with the melon! 😂 That’s really embarrassing that she is trying to prove that she does eat healthy food too. That plate of melon doesn’t mean anything. She probably just took a photo but didn’t eat any of it. Bet she is very proud of herself!

She never posted anything healthy before. She clearly got upset about the anons she got. It is funny how she posted that only now that she got comments about her unhealthy diet. What next? A salad?

Hilarious! She said she posted the photo because it was cute. So she probably didn’t even eat it.

She's laughable! Of course she posted melon, the lowest calorie food around, to try to shut up her anons.

She's been swimming in the freezing cold lakes again - you need a thick layer of blubber for that.

Fataldi took off his shirt at Glastonbury, exposing gross purple stretch marks all over his stomach and midriff.

Had to feel a bit sorry for him though as his Tourettes went ballistic and he lost his voice completely.

Gemma is so predictable with her food posts and it was so obvious she posted the melon so she’d look healthier. Of course it was accompanied with those bags of candy. Embarrassing.

How cold are the lakes? She is in luck because she happens to have a really thick layer of blubber everywhere around her body. She will never feel cold!

Any pictures of Fataldi’s stretch mark covered belly? That sounds so gross. The stretch marks are purple so that means they’re fresh? So he has been gaining more weight recently? What does this man eat to balloon so rapidly?

Scary. Hopefully his Tourette’s symptoms will ease with time.

'The water temperature in lake Saimaa today is 13.92° C (57.05° F)"

This is a lake near Helsinki. That is shockingly cold! Whales only.

What?! That is actually really cold! How does she do that? She is literally like a tubby whale covered in blubber. These are the benefits of eating a high calorie diet I guess. She will just make her blubber layer thicker with each burger and pizza she eats. It actually almost sounds like she wants to be fat? She is always sharing how unhealthy she is.

R204 damn, 14 Celsius, that'd be pretty much unbearable for me. Pool I regularly swim at runs at 29 Celsius which is comfortable if I keep moving, another pool I use runs at 26 which is a bit chilly for the first few laps but doable. 14 would have me in hypothermia in ten minutes

I wouldn’t survive in 14 degrees either. For Gemma it’s probably just fine. She is always warm and comfortable in her blubber layer.

[QUOTE] 14 would have me in hypothermia in ten minutes

Coldest sea I swam in was Brighton in the UK in August when the water was 18c - very chilly and not pleasant, although it got slightly better after I'd swum fast for ten minutes. She must be very tough.

Around 30c feels lovely.

I can’t imagine her swimming fast either! She probably just floats around. It’s a miracle she doesn’t freeze.

She wasn’t cold at all. She said the water felt WARM!

Now she was 5 days off so will probably be stalking Niko again.

Most likely. Poor Butterball Niko. She will be stalking him and eating high calorie foods again. She will never change.

She was stalking Lard Channel at the weekend yet again, drinking lots of alcohol and eating a gigantic strawberry pavlova.

Of course she was stalking Lard Channel again! She probably got very drunk too. And I believe she ate the whole pavlova! Imagine how many calories she has consumed.

It’s funny that she still posts pictures of her food. She also had that fattening bubble tea.

It’s been quiet but she posted this. Again more unhealthy food.

Did she get two ice creams from McDonald’s with her meal?

More gigantic pizzas dripping with cheese, plus ice cream and burgers and YET ANOTHER Blind Channel concert! It's all she ever does.

No surprises here at all! Those pictures describe her diet so perfectly. So much ice cream and other greasy foods.

How many times did she see Blind Channel? It seems like she doesn’t go to any other concerts!

It was Gemma's 28th birthday yesterday but it might as well have been her 8th birthday, because her friends just gave her a pile of sweets, including a burger made out of candy.

Why are her friends giving her sweets when she is already obese? It really looks like something you’d give to an eight year old.

Of course she went to see Blind Channel and drank litres of alcohol for her birthday.

Not Blind Channel again! She must have seen those ugly goths twenty times in the last two years.

Definitely at least! Does she not get tired? Why does she want to see them so many times? She wants to see Fat Niko over and over again? That’s CREEPY!

She's a creepy obese stalker, and a virgin aged 28!

Are we sure she is a virgin? Stalker for sure and OBESE! She will never lose weight. I imagine she is too addicted to food to even try lose some of her excess weight.

She's been on that blog for ten years and never mentioned a boyfriend or girlfriend. She channels all her feelings into lusting over the three lard lords.

If she never had a significant other I guess she is a virgin for sure. I wonder why? What has gone so wrong she only adores fat guys and isn’t capable of committing to a relationship?

It’s true she only talks about the three Blubber Bombs. It says something that she only falls for FAT guys. I think she is a chubby chaser.

Why doesn’t she ever post pictures of herself?

She has posted photos of her face and parts of her body.

She hasn’t for a long time. Right? I remember seeing some photos but it would be interesting to see updated pictures. I am curious to see if she has changed at all. Maybe she is shy?

She posts so many food pictures but very rarely her face or body.

She recently posted a pic taken from the side of her sitting on a wall in Copenhagen or similar and she had hefty legs, but she wasn't Lizzo sized or anything.

Her face is very round, worse than Niall's. We saw her face at a pic she posted of a Niall listening party. Maybe search 'listening party' on her blog to find it.

“She wasn’t Lizzo sized or anything”, YET. I remember her hefty legs now! I remember seeing the photos.

Her face is rounder than Niall’s! Niall Hogran has got chubby cheeks. I think these were the pictures? Hogran looks super greasy. Just to make sure, which one was Gemma? The photos were easy to find with those keywords - Thank you!

Yes! That's the photo. She has a balloon face.

Gemma is the one to the direct right of Lard Boy with her greasy hand on his shoulder.

Wow, her face is so round and her cheeks are HUGE! Like hamster cheeks. It actually looks like she has food stored in her cheeks! And of course she is holding Lard Hogran’s shoulder.

Would be funny if we could see her body better but looking at her face I imagine her belly isn’t flat at all. She is just hiding behind Hogran’s blubber body. We know what kind of foods she eats. NEVER healthy.

After seeing her blubbery face I understand why she is a virgin.

Anyone want to guess when she is going to post her next food photos? And what kind of food?

Of course! Pizza and alcohol. AGAIN!

And yet ANOTHER Lard Channel concert!

Is she ever going to stop eating unhealthy foods and going to Lard Channel concerts? How does she not get bored? Fat Niko must be tired of seeing her round hamster face.

I think Fat Niko gained weight and of course Gemma loves it!

Niko knows he looks flabby and that's why there are no close up pics of him in the sea.

He does know! And he is in the water the way you can barely see his bulging belly. You really have to zoom in to see his flab but it’s obvious he is getting bigger. Too much alcohol?

Where is all the food this time?

She spent August gorging on mint ice cream and bowls full of crisps.

Typical! Do you think there ever is a day she doesn’t eat ANYTHING unhealthy? I feel like she eats that stuff every day.

Lewis Fataldi is the new face of Greggs, a UK bakery famous for its greasy meat pasties.

Why would Fataldi agree to do this? He should watch what he eats but instead he has 15 sausage rolls in front of him. That is actually embarrassing. Look how happy he is with all of that super greasy food.

Fat Niko is getting huge! Look at that belly.

[QUOTE] He should watch what he eats but instead he has15 sausage rolls in front of him.

🤣🤣 Incorrigible.

Fat Niko the alcoholic is getting a beer gut.

All that eating with Fataldi is just part of his personality. He has a food addiction and he has managed to feed that addiction with these collaborations. Unhealthy.

Fat Niko the alcoholic looks bigger than ever before. He should be wearing something else than a vest top. That is not flattering at all with his belly and man boobs bulging.

Weird new band and ALCOHOL of course.

Those floaty cream outfits make Niall look even fatter than he actually is. Fire your stylist, Niall!

I saw Gemma posted a bunch of pictures of Hogran in that pyjama looking outfit! He looks massive! I don’t know if anyone can help him. He should get fitter and get new clothes.

And his double chin is GROSS and it’s visible in every single picture! His cheeks are round and chubby too.

He's definitely put on a lot more weight just recently.

He has! He looks heavy. Does he not care? Image is so important and he just eats and eats. No one is going to find him attractive except Gemma. She must be delighted btw.

But what happened recently that made him gain more weight?

Gemma is crying because her coworker is trying to be a matchmaker. She said she is anxious and crying. I think she is overreacting.

Look at massive Lard Hogran in these photos. He is HUGE!

Gross! Lewis gained weight too.

This entire thread is just one loon talking to itself.

I smell restraining orders.

Fataldi is on crutches in this picture! He weighs about 350lbs and if he falls over with all that weight he is liable to fracture his bones. Probably got drunk, slipped over and broke his ankle or knee bome.

Gemma has been single all her adult life. Seems like she's scared of dating so instead she has these lame parasocial relationships with overweight popstars.

And you care about this...why?

Did she piss in your face when you was just a tad?

R261 Fataldi definitely looks like he weighs over 300lbs! He has gained so much weight and so quickly. He probably fell over and hurt himself. It looks like it’s hard for him to move around.

Weird that Gemma has always been single. I think she might be scared to date. But why?

She only likes fat singers…

She's getting irate with her anons yet again and trying to imply that she's not actually single. If she was dating a guy she wouldn't be running off round Europe with her friends chasing Blind Channel.

Why is she trying to lie that she is dating someone! That’s hilarious to even think that fat Gemma would have a boyfriend. I want to see if she continues with that lie.

If she had a boyfriend she would have definitely chosen an obese one.

There was a survey on tumblr recently and 42% of tumblr users over 18 have never had sex! It really is the refuge of the saddo virgins with hang ups. Gemma displaces all her sexual feelings onto food.

Gemma probably never had sex before! She probably gets off by huge fattening meals and blubbery bellies. This girl is ALL about food and it shows.

42% is a huge percentage and of course she is part of that group. I was thinking maybe she is scared to date and embarrassed by her weird fat fetish and food obsession.

It’s pretty sad and weird how she drools over these fat celebs all day every day.

Is this band her new obsession? Is any of them fat?

Fattening noodles and doughnuts! She literally never eats anything healthy. Bizarre how she shares all of this online.

Niall posted some new pics on his IG from a trip to Atlanta and one is of the back view of his ass in tight black trousers. It's HUGE.

Link - it's the 7th pic.

His ass is saggy and big and those trousers look way too tight! Gross and unflattering.

He's shaped like a micro version of the Hulk. Vast upper body compared to his chicken legs.

Exactly! But instead of muscle it’s all fat.

Niall Hogran does have big muscles in his arms and back although yes, they're laden with blubber. But you can tell he works out - unlike Fataldi, Niko and Gemma.

Hogran could be pretty fit if he ate healthier.

Fataldi, Niko and Gemma are all lazy bastards. I doubt any of them work out. Probably never. They all look plump and lardy. Gemma just keeps posting her food but never ever pictures of any sports.

The only sporting activity Gemma does is swim in freezing cold lakes, but whales enjoy icy water so that's no hardship to her.

Gemma the whale probably doesn’t even swim properly but floats around in the icy lakes. I still don’t understand how she can do that. She has never complained that the water is cold.

Fatty is eating pies and pancakes. Yuck!

She has been quiet lately but she has just posted another meal and alcohol.

How is Niall Hogran doing?

Gemma posted a feast laden with weird ass green foods.

She's going to see Hogran FIVE times next year!

omg yayyy!! i got london and dublin too!! and the nordic countries sweden, norway and denmark 🫶🏼 super excited!! can’t wait. just a few months to go! ❤️

Gemma is always feasting. It always surprises me how much she eats. What is that huge green thing? Is it a cake of some sort?

Five times seeing the same boring artist is a bit extensive. Why would she want to see Niall Hogran so many times? I bet his concerts are repetitive and boring. I would fall asleep.

[QUOTE] Five times seeing the same boring artist is a bit extensive. Why would she want to see Niall Hogran so many times? I

Her whole life revolves around following musicians on tour. She must have seen Blind Channel twenty times in the past two years. She's 28 and has never had a relationship because her head is full of these blubbery celebs.

At least twenty times! I don’t understand how she doesn’t get bored? What a sad life if at 28 she has never had a relationship. When is she going to find her own fat boyfriend and stop obsessing over blubbery celebrities?

The green thing is a Swedish Princess Cake.

Princess cake (Swedish: prinsesstårta) is a traditional Swedish layer cake or torte consisting of alternating layers of airy sponge cake, pastry cream, raspberry jam and a thick-domed layer of whipped cream. The cake is covered by a layer of marzipan, giving it a smooth rounded top. The marzipan overlay is usually green, sprinkled with powdered sugar, and often decorated with a pink marzipan rose.[1]

Of course it is a cake with lots of cream. Sounds very high in calories. She will love that and probably ate at least half of the cake.

Yes, Gemma loves her cream laden cakes! Smothering it in green icing makes it look so unappetizing though.

Who thought it would be a good idea to cover the cake with repulsive green icing? Any other colour would have been better. Gemma probably doesn’t even care what the dessert looks like as long as it is packed with cream and calories.

I understand not many people want to date her but would think she could easily find someone who loves food as much as she does.

[QUOTE] I understand not many people want to date her but would think she could easily find someone who loves food as much as she does.

So many cheerful chubby men in northern Europe for her to date but all her love goes to Fataldi, Greasy Niko and Hogran.

Why does she even love those fatties so much? Just because they’re fat? Her favourite lardos wouldn’t even look at her direction. She’d get so much more out of an actual relationship.

Her Christmas gift from work was a hamper full or chocolates and biscuits! I wonder if she's still working in the old people's home? Bit of a comedown after training to be an interior designer!

It’s weird she abandoned the interior designer career like that? I wonder what happened. I feel like she is still working in the old people’s home.

Of course she got a food gift from work! It’s her favourite time of the year because she can stuff herself with mountains of chocolate and other foods.

People who work in interior design tend to be very stylish and skinny. Maybe they bullied poor blubbery Gemma.

Gemma is a fat goth so she isn’t your typical interior designer. Lots of nurses are overweight so she probably feels more at home in the old people’s home. Interior design studios wouldn’t hire her and like R297 said she was probably bullied out of that field.

Yes, I visited my mother in hospital recently and most of the nurses were waddling around and getting excited when the patients gave them chocolates as a leaving present. Gemma would fit in well. Nothing about her appearance suggests that she could pull together attractive interiors. She'd probably have put up posters of Niall and Fataldi.

Gemma is probably the same! She will waddle around and have a chocolate bar or two in her pocket in case she is craving sugar! Her body needs that at the end of the day. Her body is probably used to having lots of sugar, fat and calories everyday so she can’t go without. What must the patients families think of an unhealthy nurse like her?

Gemma posted two photos of her gigantic Xmas meal. Some deeply strange stuff plus a heap of HERRING in the middle.

Her plate is packed with weird foods! How can she eat herring like that year after year? It looks so gross. Can imagine she is gorging on Christmas chocolates too. I wonder if she got any gifts of food too.

Why is Gemma lying she has a boyfriend or something? It sounds like she made everything up.

Wow this thread is just a couple of deranged land whales talking back and forth amongst themselves fat shaming a bunch of celebs who they'll never meet and who aren't even aware they exist. Super sad.

Wonder what happened on LSA that caused all of these unwanted posters to be exiled and invade DL?

She has NO boyfriend, just fat female friends that she hangs out with.

She is a liar! Why does she keep lying like that? She probably thinks everyone believes that she is dating someone when in fact everything sounds made up!

All of her friends are like her? Fat and gluttonous?

[QUOTE] Are all of her friends are like her? Fat and gluttonous?

Remember that one friend who told her off for eating too much?

Niall's world tour starts soon so we can have fun laughing at his outfits.

Niall always looks trim and fit on the Voice. Is this a feeder thread?

R309.

I almost forgot someone told her off for being such a pig! Imagine how much she eats if her friends are telling her to eat less. 😂

Niall will wear outfits that won’t look good on him or fit properly. Gemma is going to love it.

R309 = chubby chaser

Chubby chasers are so weird. Why would someone want to date someone who’s super unhealthy and doughy?

Imagine having a huge framed picture of Mr. Chunkster in your living room! She is crazy.

It's ENORMOUS! Gross.

Enormous like Niall Hogran himself! I’d be horrified to see that every day.

She doesn't think she'll ever hang it up because she knows the weight of that monstrosity would bring the whole wall crashing down.

Probably weighs as much as the real deal. Which is a lot! It is funny how she knows the weight of that thing would destroy everything. I bet she secretly likes the idea of that.

Gemma hasn’t posted her foods lately. Is she ill?

Greasy Niko I'd aging so badly. Going bald at 27.

That hairline is tragic! He also looks bored and of course he is eating.

Fat Niall's world tour started tonight.

Harry Styles is bald, wears a wig and smells.

Fat Niall is so embarrassing! Will he even be able to do a show without collapsing?

He stripped off his jacket and looked massive.

R325

Is there any videos of that R325? Was that monstrosity all shirtless on stage?

No, he kept a white vest on.

Wow, I thought he went completely topless. I saw photos of him in that white vest and he looks tragic. So bulky! And Gemma is in love. Of course!

Niall showing off his beer belly in a crop top 🤢

Oh my God! It looks like that top is way too small for him. What was he thinking when he decided to wear it? His flabby beer belly isn’t something he should show off. Do his fans find that attractive?

Hairy, bulging belly ... disgusting. Keep it covered up! Harry Styles wears cropped tops on stage but he is thin with a six pack.

That belly of his looks soft like a lump of white dough with gross dark hair all over. Someone should tell him that’s not a good look. I checked Gemma’s blog and she was happy to see that bulging belly. She also went to see him in concert? Probably hoping to see that belly in real life too.

Niall seems to think that wearing a crop top gives you a flat stomach. He thinks people will drool over his disgusting figure.

He just can't stop cosplaying HS. Wore black leather trousers last night and looked ridiculous. His legs are too short to carry off the Jim Morrison look.

He always has weird trousers on that don’t suit him. Something completely different and simple would be much better.

You are all a bunch of fat whores. Your pussies are loose and smell like roadkill.

New photos of Lewis Fataldi on Daily Mail. He has gained yet more weight. He has no neck at all. Just multiple chins.

How many VIP tickets did Gemma have? So many wristbands in that container!

Dozens!

Where does she get the money from! I’d imagine VIP tickets are expensive.

Gross! She is back at worshipping the belly!

Urgh! He should never show off that hairy beer gut. Gemma is 28 and behaves as if she's 15.

He should be wearing something loose to cover that gut! That vest top is too much!

Based on Gemma’s Tumblr blog I would never believe she is 28. She changed her blog nasty piglet pink too.

She wrote about her 28th birthday last July and posted all the confectionery her friends bought her. Still behaving exactly the same as she did as a teenager.

Niall should wear looser clothes so his belly doesn't stick out so much.

Fataldi was at his London show but he hid away in the shadows.

She only got confectionery for her birthday! It’s hard to believe that that lard queen is turning 30 pretty soon. She keeps posting about celebs like a teenager. Will she ever grow up?

And what comes to Niall Hogran his belly is sticking out so much! He is bloated 24/7 and I think his eating habits are just very poor. Does he still drink beer every day?

Fataldi has gained so much weight no wonder why he was hiding! Him and Hogran must have had a huge feast and a drinking session after the concert.

The last time Hogran was on tour (2018) one of his backing band said that they'd go out every night after the gig and 'drink ten pints each' so no wonder he still has a ballooning belly despite going to the gym and building up his arm muscles.

He doesn’t seem to understand that if he actually wanted to be fit he’d have to eat healthier and quit drinking. It seems like that belly is never going to go away. But at least Gemma is very happy. She would be devastated if he had abs instead.

It looks like daily drinking sessions are a part of Niall’s tour still. No one has collapsed yet?

Hogran just looks hilarious with slight arm muscles and a huge belly.

"No one has collapsed yet?"

He's still only 30 so can probably get away with it. Funny how the 1d experience resulted in three alcoholics (Niall, Louis and Liam) and one junkie (Zayn).

True. Give it a few years and Hogran will collapse on stage and be in rehab. He probably hasn’t improved his diet either. All of that is going to affect his health later on. 1D the band just created four monsters.

To me it is weird that his fans don’t seem to be concerned at all. I wouldn’t be happy if someone I look up to was an alcoholic and a food addict.

Also did Gemma forget about the other lard monsters? She hasn’t posted anyone but Niall recently.

[QUOTE] Also did Gemma forget about the other lard monsters? She hasn’t posted anyone but Niall recently.

She seems newly besotted with Niall after ignoring him for the last couple of years in favour of greasy Niko.

Niall was her original greasy love so that’s probably why. Last time Hogran toured was 2018? Gemma probably wanted to have a replacement and someone she could stalk whilst Niall wasn’t doing gigs. Now she can go see her lardy love over and over again. Maybe she will get him food gifts again.

Gemma the wannabe interior designer proudly posted a photo of her living room wall, and of course it's just posters of blubbery Horan. She's 28 but acts like a 14-year-old.

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Gemma is so embarrassing and got mad when someone questioned her choice. She really doesn’t know how to decorate. So many posters of greasy Hogran. She posted another photo of her messy wall. Does she actually think it looks good and who even would like to have such an ugly guy on their wall? So much blubber.

It’s so funny that her blog title is ‘Niall’s tummy’. She is super strange!

Gemma the gluttonous goth! She's been on that blog getting mad at her anons for about ten years.

She is raging at the anons and probably behind the computer screen just stuffing her face and crying because of how mad she gets. How does she have the power to rage at the anons she receives? And is that Tumblr blog her whole life? She is on there all the time.

Bulky Niall is embarrassing himself by dressing like Harry Styles in high heeled boots and then stumbling as he stomps around.

He doesn’t suit that style. Too bulky and bloated. He should be eating burgers on stage instead.

Greasy Gemma is feasting big time again.

Vast greasy pizzas and a full English breakfast! And of course it's yet another Blind Channel event - looks like she stalked them into the UK and Germany.

Of course she is eating greasy food only. That pizza looks so greasy and she has her full english breakfast with another plate on the side. So much food AND alcohol. And of course she went to see greasy Niko too. Bet she was super drunk too.

I honestly wonder if that’s how she eats every day. Super unhealthy.

Alcohol in Amsterdam.

Following Hogran's tour all over Europe just like she followed Lard Channel. Tragic.

Why does she want to follow only obese singers and bands? I wonder if she got more food for Hogran?

She is definitely a chubby chaser!

She keeps posting her meals from her travels. Does she do anything else but eat?

Eat, get drunk and slather over fat popstars.

What a miserable life. I would actually HATE to be her. What is it about fatness that she lobes so much? She said she lost her passport. Maybe forgot it in a restaurant or a club.

*Loves so much.

She just posted a table loaded with gigantic greasy pizzas and some toxic looking drinks.

Of course! She must be even more gigantic herself these days because she just keeps eating all these super unhealthy meals. She probably gains more weight every week. Those drinks must have been loaded with alcohol. It’s so sad that on top of her weight problem she has a massive problem with alcohol.

Oh my god. Yet another post about pizzas and burgers AND alcohol. Would be interesting to see how her weight changes because of the unhealthy diet.

She has SO MUCH vacation time even by European standards.

Exactly what I thought! How is she still on a holiday? How does she have money to travel and eat so much and not work!

This is funny! Her flight was cancelled but she wasn't bothered because they got given lots of money to buy FOOD!

flight got cancelled and we got stuck in copenhagen . but a least we all got our own hotel room for the night and very generous amount of money to spend on food so we eating good tonight and trying to get to oslo again tomorrow. goodnight world

Omg! Of course she was happy she got a generous amount to spend on food! Any guesses what food she got? I am laughing at the fact that she just HAD to mention the food. What a miserable fatty.

It’s hilarious that just getting free food will make everything okay for her. “We eating good tonight!” Ugh! She wasn’t upset at all that the flight was cancelled!

She's also being defensive about her bonkers decision to give up her interior design degree after three years and go back to being a carer for old folk.

'I don't like change.'

That’s hilarious! She says she doesn’t like change but she moves between two countries like it’s nothing! That is a pretty big change if you ask me.

Another thing changing regularly in her life must be her weight! I bet she doesn’t mind that either. 😂

Not a post of her life without a mention or a picture of food. Another day, another pie!

That's such an odd collection of pics! Some ugly grafitti on a wall, a tabby cat, her minuscule balcony and a weird green pie thing.

So strange! Those photos don’t even go well together. It’s almost like that graffiti photo was an accident and she was supposed to post something else? It’s so ugly.

And why is she always eating pies? That looks so toxic. When you scroll her Tumblr blog it’s always food or her fat faves.

Lardo Gemma strikes again! She said she cracked her tooth. Her teeth are crumbling because of all the sugar she devours daily. It’s funny that she is wondering why it’s happening. 🤣

Gemma is a numbskull! Anyone else would make the connection between their outsize sugar consumption and their cracked teeth.

She isn’t very bright in the head! It seems like she is in denial of her sugar consumption?!? She said she has already cracked that tooth before so why isn’t she worried?

She's raging!

what ? first of all why do you think you know how many ‘sugary snacks and sweets’ i eat ? and why do you talk like i did it on purpose. that’s so weird. it’s no wonder my tooth cracked bc it’s already been fixed once so it’s weaker than a regular tooth . do you even know me? i don’t think so and why do you talk like i did it on purpose. that’s so weird. it’s no wonder my tooth cracked bc it’s already been fixed once so it’s weaker than a regular tooth . do you even know me? i don’t think so

Click on link and scroll to 2nd pic to see Hogran with a massive billowing belly.

Shit his skin looks rough at those pics at R395. His belly isnt that big, but his skin looks like he's a heavy drinking day labourer

Omg! Gemma got so mad and now it looks like her anons are defending her and saying she doesn’t eat that much sugar. Wow! They all live in a lie. The anon probably never saw all of Gemma’s sugary treats.

Hogran’s belly is so bloated in R395 link! He has got fatter for sure. And like R396 said his skin is very red and old.

Raging!

so based on just those photos i’ve posted you think they’re a big part of my diet? like yeah i do eat sweets and whatever i’ve posted (like everyone else) but assuming what my diet is like based on those photos is weird and unnecessary. and ‘so of course you have tooth decay’ ?? what ?? you can’t necessarily tell what someone’s teeth are like based on their diet anyways

She is excusing her sugar consumption by saying everyone else eats like pigs too! I wouldn’t be able to keep up with her eating pace even if I tried.

And isn’t it obvious that sweets, CAKE and other unhealthy things are a main things in her diet. I don’t think I ever saw her eating anything healthy. It’s funny that she is trying to deny it. I love that anon was exposing her with mentioning cakes, sweets, biscuits and chocolate. 😂 Zero lies and 100% facts.

Ewwww! Hogran inhaling fattening noodles and posting it online! Gemma is screaming how PRECIOUS Lard Hogran is when stuffing his greasy face. Of course she loves it!

That is so gross! He's red and sweaty from gorging on noodles outside in humid Singapore. Most artists lose weight on tour but Hogran seems to be piling it on.

How does he get so sweaty just from that! Look how fast he is just wolfing them down. He is definitely gaining weight. He looks chunkier and he is clearly following an unhealthy diet and eating way too much way too fast. At least his fans will find that hot.

Looks like he has three huge bowls in front of him in that videos Why would he do that to himself. It’s like he is trying to be as unhealthy as possible.

It's Eurovision tonight and Gemma always has a viewing party. No grown up nutritious food for them, just plates of sweets and biscuits, plus lots of alcohol.

Oh yes! Viewing party with a table full of sweets, cakes, biscuits and crisps. Like kids birthday party. Nothing is going to be healthy. She probably gets blackout drunk and she must be feasting all night too.

Does she even know any healthy foods?

Gainer Gemma will always have an excuse to gorge on food and eat calorie laden crap.

Looks like Gemma didn’t watch Eurovision this year! But she probably still had her custom Eurovision treats. I don’t see her skipping the food too?

R395 - one of the reposters is named “eroticbellybloatfan”. Ew.

Gemma post so many photos of all the sweet and fatty foods she eats, I can’t imagine being able to afford it all let alone eat at that volume and frequency. How does she afford all the travel, concerts, and eating at restaurants?

That’s what I have been wondering too! I wonder where the money comes from because she eats a ton. Isn’t she a nurse? What a shame she never eats anything healthy. Imagine being able to eat at restaurants and order takeout and spending it all on pizza and burgers.

And yes R408 she eats SO MUCH. A lot more than she should. Normal person needs less than half of the calories she consumes. Has she always been like this?

eroticblybloatfan sounds sick and twisted. Someone who loves bloated bellies so of course Hogran is featured.

She is a nurse on the lowest grade which won't pay well but I think her family give her money too. She's so childish that they probably feel quite protective of her.

I agree she does seem very childish! Her parents probably feel like she is still a child still. They probably give her money for food but they should probably also monitor what kind of food she gets. Or do they even care? She’s just so unhealthy.

I wonder what kind of nurse she is and if she is good at her job?

She's a geriatric nurse who makes home visits, doling out the meds and changing diapers.

Sounds very fitting for her fat ass. 😂 Must be low pay!

Does she enjoy it though?

OMG look at that massive breakfast.

Imagine coming off some dreary night shift and then eating all that greasy food instead of having a light meal and going straight to sleep.

She can't like being a nurse much or she wouldn't have paid a fortune to go on that interior design degree in central London. Did her wealthy parents pay her tuition fees and grant? It's very expensive for foreign students to study in the UK.

I wouldn’t want to eat that much just before going to bed. It’s actually unhealthy to go to bed right after a huge meal. Of course Gemma loved it. All the food in the photo looks very fattening as always. Sugary granola, scrambled eggs and lots of pie looking things. Gemma’s paradise!

Her parents probably paid her fees and that’s why she didn’t care how it went. She just has to be a nurse now because she doesn’t have anything else to do. So pathetic and lazy. I would hate to be her. Obese and inefficient.

Gemma has been gorging on greasy hot dogs.

Of course! I wonder how many she ate. Does she really not eat anything healthy ever? Every single time she posts food photos it’s something unhealthy.

Niall's new haircut and his recent weight gain make his face look like a gigantic balloon but Gemma is in denial about it.

Anon asked:

Why is Niall's face so swollen at the moment? He looks like he has had an allergic reaction to something.

Gemma replied:

what do you mean by swollen? he looks the same as always ???

Niall's fat face.

Gemma shared some pics of her tiny apartment and it just looks like student accommodation. One whole wall dedicated to photos of fat Niall. No wonder she failed her interior design degree because it's all very basic.

Also, how chaotic is this?

I thrifted my living room table a few years ago for 5€ and it was painted in thick black paint. today i accidentally spilled hand sanitiser on it and the paint peeled a little… so i drenched the whole thing in hand sanitiser and now i have a brand new table and i am in loooove

Of course Gemma is in denial about Niall’s roundness and weight gain. He looks monstrous in the photo R422 linked. And very unhealthy too! His skin is very greasy.

Gemma’s apartment doesn’t look like a grown woman lives there. Why does she have basically a shrine for Hogran? She wouldn’t be a good designer. That flat looks boring and like R423 it looks like student accommodation.

And Gemma seems very chaotic. It’s like she is all over the place all the time. How can she live on her own? And her unhealthy diet is another thing…

Not again! Look at all that fattening food. Why is she always showing off her gross meals?

Typical! Giant pizzas dripping with surplus cheese, garlic bread, creamy dips, greasy crisps and a plateful of chocolate cookies! She's incorrigible.

Plus, the usual photo of a freezing cold lake where she swims with the other whales. She lives only two hours flight time from the Mediterranean countries where the ocean temp is 26c at this time of year but she never ventures out to them.

It’s so wild she ate all of that! And I wouldn’t be surprised at all if she ate both of those pizzas. They look super greasy!

Are a lot of Finns fat like her? She is definitely a whale and that’s why she can handle the cold water. She always makes sure she has enough blubber fat to keep her warm.

Pretty much this entire thread is just Eugenia Cooney and her multiple personalities talking to each other.

I am curious how many calories mega fatty Gemma eats every day. She seems to love everything that’s dripping with grease like pizzas and burgers. And of course creamy stuff and anything that’s just unhealthy really. She’s probably a food addict.

The posters in this thread are either living skeletons or self hating land whales who wish they were.

Triple threat! Chips with parmesan cheese on top and a small dish of mayonnaise! Her arteries must be struggling.

That’s so unhealthy. Greasy chips topped with fattening parmesan and mayonnaise! That bowl is huge too.

Her poor arteries! They’re bound to get clogged soon. I wonder if her diet has affected her health at all yet.

It’s only been like two days since she posted that previous feast with biscuits, garlic bread, fattening dips, and crisps and PIZZA and now these chips and who knows what else Gainer Gemma has eaten. So much unhealthy food within two days. I would loathe myself if I was a hog like that.

Benson Boone isn't fat! Weird.

True! Maybe she likes the music but not the way he looks! We know she only loves fat singers. She wants to be like them.

Gemma is drooling over Niall Hogran and his belly again. Looks like he has put on weight. His hip fat is rolling over the waistband in the photo from the back.

He has piled on the lard! Wide load.

Another picture of greasy pizzas. She says she's now on vacation which usually means that she's following one of the lard buckets around. Niall is touring north America so maybe she's headed there. She'll LOVE the portion sizes over there.

And those huge portions are no problem for her to devour! She’s going to pile on the pounds massively.

And how many pizzas a week she eats? She is posting pictures of them all the time.

Another gigantic feast. Cakes, desserts, sweets, crisps, sausages and biscuits.

WHY does she post all of this online? So much food once again. Look at that massive pile of biscuits. How many did she eat?

It's like a kids' tea party not one for adults. A bowl of wrapped sweets? And I thought she was going on vacation?

All of it is like for kids birthday party. And why does she have so many cakes? Such an unhealthy person.

When does she go on her vacation. I wonder where she is going to travel.!

Imagine how much she ate from that table. That honestly makes me feel nauseous. And she is so proud of all of that food. That is so fattening. She is going to explode soon. How does her body cope?

Her vacation will be to somewhere ugly and cold like Estonia but all her focus will be on eating so she won't care. She won't head south like all the other northern Europeans because she'd swelter in the 40c heat.

Niall is looking vast. Huge wide hips, no waist, flabby belly.

Niall is looking vast. Huge wide hips, no waist, flabby belly.

Estonia is a good destination for Gainer Gemma. She will do nothing but eat. Heat would destroy this obese woman.

Hogran definitely gained more weight. His middle is so much chunkier and you can see his belly so clearly. Ewww!

He is actually so much bigger! So bulky. He looks uncomfortable.

Of course she captions it 'his lil tummy'! Gross. He looks fat and sweaty in all the candidates from his shows.

He does! I was looking all the photos Gemma had posted of him and he looks very unhealthy and fat! And guess who is very happy about that?

Massive.

Woah! I I didn’t realise he was so huge! He is piling on the pounds like crazy. What has he been eating?

Fatty Gainer Gemma is posting more pictures of her foods.

She says her summer vacation started. So let the feast begin!

She's on a roll! More fattening food posted today. The grub at R455 is actually quite healthy but she's back to posting ice cream and babyish nail art.

She will be eating so much this summer. I can tell by the amount of food photos she has posted recently! Almost everything she posts is so fattening too. She doesn’t care about her health at all.

Those nails could be kids nails! Bright colours and flowers. She honestly seems like a teenager.

Also note how her fingers are quite chunky. She doesn’t seem to have much visible bone structure. Just some bulky sausage fingers.

Gemma is about to get even fatter because it looks like she got herself a car so she will be driving everywhere.

A car? How does she afford all this on a nurse's salary? Probably gets help from her over indulgent parents. Remember when she was living in London and they sent her solid chocolate Easter eggs from Finland because she didn't like the hollow chocolate ones available in the UK?

His face shines with sweat and grease.

I am also wondering how she can afford all of that. Nurses salaries aren’t that good. She must get help from her parents.

I think she is very spoiled. of course she likes solid chocolate eggs better because there is more to eat. But it’s insane her parents sent her those just because she didn’t like the hollow ones! She probably always gets what she wants.

Niall Horgan look so bad in those photos, R461. He is shining like a disco ball because of the sweat. Very concerning how sweaty he gets from performing. Gross!

Look at that huge bowl of strawberries and cream. I bet Gemma ate all of it!

She definitely did! We all know how much she loves cream. Even has it on herring 🤢

She loves cream in everything! All the creamy cakes and other things she’s eaten. I bet she could eat buckets of pure cream. It’s no wonder she is so obese. Herring with cream sounds so disgusting. How did she decide to even try that?

Yesterday Gemma went to Ruisrock, a rock festival in Finland, and is raving over the food in her tags. She posted a big carton of greasy noodles & a bowl with about five scoops of chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

Weird that she's 28 now but still arranges her life around music festivals like a teenager. At that age my boyfriend and I were going on two week vacations to interesting places like Greece and Italy.

She is actually 29 soon!

She went to a music festival but of course she is mainly talking about the food and saying how good it was. All of that looks so greasy.

She is still single? Why can’t she find a boyfriend? Lots of people at those festivals! Maybe she could meet someone there. She is nearly 30 and acts like a teenager.

What is Niall eating on this tour? His face is so swollen that he looks like an enormous chipmunk.

I have no idea what he is eating but he certainly is eating a lot! He looks really bad. Look at that double chin!

He probably eats a ton of unhealthy food. I doubt anything he eats is healthy.

I think this is the worst he's ever looked. That monk's hairstyle doesn't help.

That’s true! That hairstyle makes his face even rounder. Very unflattering.

He really should watch what he eats.

She's raging again! Her meltdowns are so funny:

if i mention food (which was really fucking nice) in my post how does that mean all my focus on was on food ? i spent like 10 hours in the festival area and i probably spent 20-30 minutes of that time eating ? and ofc i wanted to mention the food cos it was delicious and vegetarian

She is hilarious! Even in that short paragraph she had to mention TWICE how nice and delicious that food was. I think she most definitely spent more than 30 minutes eating. I doubt this fatso can cope so many hours without food.

She rants on about being vegetarian and then in another post says she still enjoys herring and every kind of fish! What a dumbass.

She probably thinks vegetarians eat fish. She isn’t very clever. It’s funny she says she is vegetarian. She probably eats chicken too.

She's gorging herself at yet another music festival! Six new pics and three are of food. Ice cream and whipped cream piled onto pastries, chips and pita bread, more ice cream.

Looks like it’s yet another festival of endless gorging! Half of the photos are of food! And everything is once again VERY high in calories and super fattening. It’s obvious she loves her cream and ice cream.

Honestly, she must be gaining weight like crazy? Does she realise that?

I think she is very body conscious which is probably why she doesn't have a boyfriend.

And of course Blind Channel is playing at all these festivals so she's still stalking junkie Niko around.

So she realises she is fat? She could find someone who likes overweight people as much as she does. That could work.

Did Blind Channel play at this festival too? I thought she went to see that other band she posted about!

Gemma is now 29! She celebrated by going to see Lard Channel at yet another scuzzy festival and posted photos of pizza and other fattening food.

Also in the pics were presents from her friends - they'd given her socks with PIGS on them. Of course a pig is her favourite animal!

29 years of constant eating and fattening foods. Not surprised at all she has had yet another day of fattening pizzas and other treats. And of course she went to see Lard Channel again.

Her friends probably thought she is like a pig so the socks will suit her. And of course she LOVES PIGS. They remind her of her greedy obese faves. And why did her friends give her again a bag that says Candy King? She literally doesn’t need any more food. She is obese enough. She doesn’t need to gain any more weight.

This thread is just some fat woman replying to herself.

Any guesses when is Gemma’s next feastival? She is ready to gorge.

'Feastival' 🤣🤣🤣

Probably very soon. She's been to one a week for the last three weeks.

I think she'll go to this one on July 26th. Lard Channel are playing.

• Oulu, Finland. Qstock.

And these to see greasy junkie Niko:

• July 27th. Oulu, Finland. Kuusisaari.

• Aug 10th. Outdoor Espoo, Finland.

Great searching! Probably one of those where Lard Channel are playing R487. Gemma probably already has her tickets ready. She uses these events as an excuse to gorge on and on.

A new feastival for her every week. I didn’t know she is still so obsessed with Fat Niko.

She was sidetracked from Niko by balloon faced Niall for a while this year but he's touring the US now and I don't think she can afford to fly out there. BC are just a local band playing all these low rent Finnish festivals.

It looks like she has to have any gig she can attend. She probably drinks at the gigs too so that would explain she goes so often. Niko is probably as ugly as ever.

Obese Gemma probably would love to travel to the US to see Niall the Hog. She would actually fit in well because of how fat she is and how much she loves big portions of fattening food.

Niall trying to do a sexy dance and looking ridiculous.

He is so gross and unsexy. Who does he think he will attract?

More festivals and huge portions of fattening ice cream and other foods. I wonder how much fatter she has gotten since the beginning of summer.

Greasy Chinese food! Just one feastival after the next. We said she'd go to Qstock to stalk Niko.

Greasy Chinese food! Just one feastival after the next. We said she'd go to Qstock to stalk Niko.

It looks like one of the main things for her is the food! She can’t stop stuffing her face.

And yes, that’s right! Good prediction about the next festival. I bet she is going to other festivals too.

Fat Niko must be so tired of seeing her porky face. Did he get a haircut?

That chinese food looks very calorie rich. Does she ever eat normal, healthy food?

Age 29 and she's spending the day at a theme park! Of course she's stuffing her face too. Waffles with cream and other high calorie toppings.

Of course she is! She is like a child. Her favourite part of the day must have been the food! I am sure she ate other things too as well as that waffle. Is she ever going to get healthy?

She always chooses the toppings with the most calories in them! That’s why she loves cream too. It’s super fattening.

She's started posted selfies!

Wow! Her legs are so chunky. And her face is blubbery.

On that Twitter account she has posted multiple pictures of herself! And lots of food photos too.

And she had another huge breakfast she posted on her Tumblr blog.

Those fishnet tights DO NOT suit her massive white legs. And of course her twitter bio is 'cheeseburgers and concert tickets'.

She should definitely forget about the fishnet tights. She looks like a massive stranded land whale caught in fishnets. Not a good look at all!

Of course she has cheeseburgers on her bio. She only eats fattening food like that. She posted many pictures of pizzas too. I remember when she said she was on a calorie deficit. 😂

She always puts chips 🍟 in the middle of her pizza!

Right! She combines two fattening dishes to have as many calories as possible. That’s super gross! Unfortunately I am not surprised at all.

Looks like she is getting bigger too. She has hamster cheeks and a double chin.

Yes, she actually looks related to Niall with those balloon cheeks. Her very narrow eyes give her an evil look.

She does! Similar wide face to Niall. It’s like she has blubber pouches in her cheeks. And her eyes get sunken in her lard. She does look mean. I wonder why she gave up on being in a calorie deficit. Couldn’t stop eating?

Poor horse has to carry her excessive weight.

That horse is too skinny to be bearing such a beast on its back.

Hilarious that she still has London as her location! Clearly not proud of living in Helsinki amidst the snowdrifts.

She looks way older than 29 here. Like a mum of three in her mid 40s.

That horse looks like it’s struggling! She needs a draft horse to carry her.

Why doesn’t she change her location? And yes! She looks so old in that one. She is trying to hide her lower body and belly by leaving them out from the photo. She definitely looks much older than 29. Why would she share photos like that. She is so gross! 😂

She really looks like a mum! It’s the glasses and the blubber. She definitely looks like what I’d imagine from her food photos. Imagine that she has eaten all of that!

Do you think she likes being fat? Why isn’t she trying to lose weight? I think it’s strange how she posts all of her unhealthy meals on her Tumblr blog. Why does she want to show off what she has eaten.

Gemma posted again about this other band. I think she has seen this band multiple times too?

She probably gets so drunk at all of these gigs. And eats a ton.

They look so trashy. I thought Niall was her 'literal fav' or at least Niko?

They do look trashy! I thought the same. The singer is a woman. She’s got the same chunky legs as Gemma. Where does she find these weird bands?

I always thought Niall or Niko is her literal favourite. Her taste in artists and bands is very questionable anyway.

More pizza with fries! 🍟

Between her Twitter and her IG, she's eating SO MUCH calorie laden food. She always has a large size pizza to herself and dumps chips/fries in the middle, then has side dishes as well.

It is actually unbelievable how much she eats. And the fact that absolutely nothing she eats is healthy. Always huge pizzas and why does she have it with fries? She doesn’t need that at all. And those side dishes… How can she eat so much? She isn’t sharing anything. And to think she doesn’t even share every meal she eats online. Imagine all the calorie laden breakfasts and snacks she eats! Pastries and cereal for sure.

It’s a wonder how her diet hasn’t really affected her health. I guess that’s bound to happen at some point though.

[QUOTE] It’s a wonder how her diet hasn’t really affected her health. I guess that’s bound to happen at some point though.

I think it already is. She is prematurely aged and probably gets tired easily. Remember that she drinks a LOT of alcohol too. She looks 40 not 29.

That’s true! She does look much older. I can imagine she is tired all the time because of all the carbs and sugar. I’d like to know how often she drinks alcohol.

She’ll most likely develop more conditions caused by her unhealthy diet and drinking habits. Maybe diabetes?

Greasy faced Niall is still a Guinness addict.

He is an alcoholic. Look at those greedy eyes. His complexion is so red too.

Fat Gemma went to see that same trashy band again. She has posted so many photos on her Twitter account. 🤢

Some weird ass band called Haloo from the land of frozen lakes. Helsinki will be getting its first snow fall soon. Good job Gemma has plenty of blubber to insulate her.

Gemma only likes weird bands where at least one member is chubby. Not all of those guys in the trashy Haloo band are exactly skinny.

Wow! I didn’t think winter is coming to Helsinki so soon. So many months of snow and darkness. But that’s true R529! Gemma will definitely survive with all the blubber she has. And she’ll just get more of it as she eats. She probably doesn’t even need a jacket to stay warm. What a whale.

Look at her bloated belly stretching the skirt. And her massive legs. Is that a hole on her tights? Even those can’t hold her blubber!

She shouldn't be wearing mini skirts with chubby legs like that! Her face has a mean look to it and she's wearing far too much make up to hide her spots. Looks more like 40 than 29.

She really shouldn’t. Something more covering would be better. Those legs are massive. She looks old and bloated all the time.

Did she go see that same Haloo band again? How many times does she need to see one band? She always goes to see these bands and artists so many times. Weird.

Looks like she's proud to have seen them three times in a row. That's three bands/artists she's obsessed with now.

She is very proud! Why is she even obsessed with this band? I think the singer is a female and normally Gemma likes male singers.

And why is she proud to see artists and bands so many times? It’s embarrassing. She is nearly 30 years old.

As her twitter bio says, all she cares about is 'concert tickets and cheeseburgers'. Just like a teenager.

That’s also super gross. She embraces her food addiction. Does she even do anything else but eat and go to concerts and get drunk? On top of everything she is an alcoholic for sure.

How many obsessions and addictions can one person have? I don’t understand how her brain works.

[QUOTE] How many obsessions and addictions can one person have? I don’t understand how her brain works.

And she's hyperfixating on ALL the wrong things! She's resigned to being a single, celibate virgin instead of trying to find a boyfriend and she's resigned to a godawful job working night shifts at an old people's home.

Yep! She clearly doesn’t care about anything else but bands and artists and food. Those artists are obsessions for her. How does that even happen?

Would think that she’d like to settle down and have a proper relationship with someone. It’s crazy she’s a virgin at that age. She just goes to see the same bands and artists over and over again and posts her food photos on her Tumblr blog.

And that career choice… I am certain she gets paid very poorly. Why does she even want to do that?

Imagine what kind of winter lies ahead for her. Trudging past 20 foot snowdrifts at midnight to get to work, the sun only up for three hours a day in December. She's a goth though so maybe the perpetual darkness speaks to her soil!

Soul not soil !

I would get so depressed! The darkness must be horrible. But you might be right R541, maybe Gemma enjoys the darkness. I wonder if she likes the cold weather too? She will probably stock up on food for the winter and just stay inside and stuff her ugly face.

I didn’t know she finds women hot too?

I'm pretty sure she's straight. She just means 'hot' in a general way like a gay man would say Rihanna looked hot or whatever. Not in a sexual way.

She's hugely excited because she's booked a trip to Lapland to see that godawful Haloo band.

Helsinki is not cold enough for this land whale!

That might be true. I was just thinking about the possibility because she has posted many pictures of the singer.

Lapland is probably colder than Helsinki? Of course she needs colder temperatures because of her blubber layer that keeps her warm. I can’t believe she is going to see that same Haloo band AGAIN? What does she even see in them? That band seems trashy and boring.

[QUOTE] Lapland is probably colder than Helsinki?

Yes, it's 200 miles further north and so cold you have to pack special winter gear to wear.

That must be really cold! Gemma wants and excuse to eat more and grow her whale blubber layer so that’s probably why she wanted to travel to Lapland. She won’t need a special winter gear because she has her own insulation system.

What does she even mean with this? And I don’t think this “Elli” is that pretty. Chubby arms and legs and round cheecks. Of course Gemma likes those features.

Of course she got drunk at those gigs. She is always drinking Gin. No clue what she was saying here but there were multiple tweets in all CAPS. Very drunk probably.

Urgh she's completely wasted and incoherent, just like her alcoholic hero Niall Horan.

Interesting that she still has London as her location on her Twitter account when she hasn't lived there since before the pandemic.

Clearly ashamed of living in the land of the midnight sun.

I wonder why she is embarrassed? She should change her location. It can’t be a mistake. She’s had it like that for so long. Finland suits her goth personality and her body shape much better than London.

So many tweets like that, R552! She is so gross and disgusting. This one is one of the worst ones. She looks so wasted and bloated.

What a terrible picture at R554! She's completely trashed and off her face. She's probably an alcoholic.

Right!? Definitely an alcoholic. The caption is once again in all caps. So embarrassing for her. People around her must’ve been so annoyed by her too. She seems so loud and annoying. And takes up so much space too because of how wide she is.

Does she even realise how embarrassing she is? She should be working on finding a boyfriend and not spending nights at some boring gigs, getting drunk. We can only guess what she ate that day. 🤢

Gemma was talking about her worst covid symptom :

All food tasted so bad and it continued for two weeks after. I was worried that everything would taste bad for the rest of my life.

OF COURSE she was worried about FOOD! Forget a debilitating cough or breathlessness or permanent lung damage - pizza not tasting good was her sole concern!

OF COURSE! There are a million scary symptoms but of course Gemma was scared that “everything will taste bad for the rest of her life”. Imagine how her life would’ve been ruined. She lives for food. She is ridiculous. That sounds like a joke but of course she is being serious.

She really does live up to everything we say about her!

She does! We could almost predict her next moves or her next meals! I don’t know anyone who is so much after food and overweight singers like Gemma!

She probably has another concert lined up and her next meal is probably going to be another fattening pizza.

She said she's going to Lapland on 29/11 to see this ugly band Haloo Helsinki (Euro trash) and the whole country will be covered with metres of snow by then.

“Euro Trash” 😂 Haloo Helsinki. What even is that name of the band? Probably not a popular band at all.

How does she cope with the snow? Must be so depressing to live in the middle of cold winter and snow. I would HATE that.

Gemma is so naive.

omg 😂😂😂 like what do you mean? yes it’s probably gonna be cold and there might be some snow but what you described sounds so extreme. people live there. i have booked a train to rovaniemi and from rovaniemi we’re either driving or taking a bus to levi. everything functions normal even when there is snow ❄️

R560 How big are your cunt lips?

“Might be some snow”? I thought the whole country is covered by snow in November. Don’t they have like really long winters?

Sounds horrible to take a train in those weather conditions. And driving? Is she even going to be alive after that trip?

I'd like to see her driving with snow tyres in a blizzard! She's so besotted with this band that she's happy to risk death to see them. Insane. If her car breaks down or she has an accident she'll be attacked by wolves up there.

She’ll be a mess driving there. Why does she love this band so much all of a sudden? I wouldn’t want to die for some trashy Finnish band. It must be so hard to drive in the snow and especially in a blizzard.

I think she’s just getting more and more insane.

Why does she keep riding these small horses? She needs a huge one instead. She is way too heavy. I feel bad for these poor horses and their backs.

'A lovely place' - a cheap place where the horses are skinny and under-fed.

It must be the cheapest place around! She is a nightmare. That’s animal abuse. Those horses don’t look happy. I would be mad too if I had to carry a fatso like Gemma and after that would just get crumbs for food.

She is back at it again. Look at that fattening bagel! Looks so unhealthy.

Loaded with cream, of course!

Of course! Does she have cream on her cucumbers too? 😂 Disgusting!

She says her pizzas are getting bigger. So is she! That pizza is huge. Bet Gemma had no problem devouring it all.

Can't believe she ate all that. It's enough for a family of four.

She's raging:

wtf not again 😭😭 do i know you? who exactly says a pizza should be shared between four people? maybe just let me eat what i want. and why do you care so much about my weight or my relationship status? why do you think i ‘can’t find a boyfriend’? you are so fucking weird

A huge pizza like that SHOULD be shared between four people. “Let me eat what I want”. She certainly is eating anything and everything and whatever she wants. It is funny when she is raging like that. She is so insecure and probably knows she is very fat.

She always gets mad but never defends herself properly. If she did have a boyfriend we'd know all about it because she'd post pictures on her blog. She's been on there at least ten years and still not done that.

She is so childish trying to defend herself too. We will definitely know if she ever finds a boyfriend. But she definitely doesn’t have one now.

She probably needs someone that loves food as much as she does and has ambitions to just eat and gain weight. That’s Gemma’s paradise. Imagine them eating those fattening meals together. 🤢

Niall in five years.

Definitely! His double chin is only going to grow bigger. Imagine the rest of his body in five years. Ew!

Pastries and fattening noodles! Every day is a feast for her.

That croissant looks dry and hard and horrible - greedy Gemma won't care though!

Yes! She will eat anything that’s packed with calories! That croissant looks very very dry. I don’t think she ever says no to food. Probably eats all the time.

He is so gross and bloated.

Repulsive! Posing with his belly hanging out.

His belly area looks so soft and blubbery. And that chest hair is repulsive.

Why is food always featured in her posts?

Never anything remotely healthy!

Exactly! White bread roll dripping with cheese. I would probably start feeling sick if I ate like that every day. Is she ever going to start making healthier choices?

Gemma is devastated because Blind Channel have posted a notice saying they are taking a long break! The reason is they're scared their candle 'will burn out from both ends' which implies they've got too deep into alcoholism and drug addiction and it has seriously impacted the health of Niko and others.

I didn’t expect that! They’re living a rough life. What is their break going to consists of? More alcohol and drugs? Niko must be in poor health. He has been drinking for years.

They're probably taking a break so that Junkie Niko can spend six months in a residential rehab facility.

Gemma hasn't got a clue:

what 😂😂 they literally drink less these days and none of them is ill / addicted . in three years they’ve done 18 different tours, 300 gigs so don’t you think that’s a lot ? i bet they’re just tired and need some rest now like they said themselves and just reflect what’s happened the past three years or so

18 different tours in 3 years? I doubt it. 300 gigs over 3 years is only 100 gigs a year, about two a week. Hardly onerous! She loves to baby these freaks.

Niko definitely needs rehab. Gemma is trying her best to feed lies to everyone that her beloved Lard Channel aren’t junkies and alcoholics. I don’t believe that 18 tours in three years for a second.

[QUOTE] don’t believe that 18 tours in three years for a second.

Probably just one tour with lots of breaks. Niall finished his tour yesterday too so she'll be feeling bereft. She should use the time to find a boyfriend or she'll still be a virgin at 30.

Gemma is going to be so sad all of her fat favourites are finishing tours. She should definitely try and find a boyfriend. Virgin at 30 is worrying. Why is it so hard for her to find a boyfriend?

I've created Thread 35 but I don't know how to link it. Just search for this:

Lardos 35: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

If anyone knows how to link it, please do so here!

Here it is!

Anon: Maybe your new hobby could be speed dating so that you finally find a boyfriend?

Gemma:

lol definitely not. why are you so concerned about my relationship status? when was the last time i said i was single anyway? what a weirdo. maybe concentrate in your own life and stop worrying about mine.

We all know she doesn't have a boyfriend or there would be photos of him all over her blog.