Lardos 34: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

I'm really struggling here, how can the crazed superfan afford to follow these lard buckets around Europe all the time and buy druggie Hograns merchandise?

Hogran’s merch is expensive and so is travelling. What does Gemma do to have so much money so she can afford everything? And her eating habits must cost a fortune to her too!

She's given up her fancy London degree and is working as an old people's nurse in Helsinki full time. Probably spends her days changing incontinence pads and giving out medications.

'I'm really struggling here, how can the crazed superfan afford to follow these lard buckets around Europe all the time and buy druggie Hograns merchandise?'

Gemma the glutton lives at home so doesn't pay any rent.

R4 Is that really what she wants to do with her life?

Gemma the Glutton 😂 Does her mother provide her with food too? She probably eats takeaway food almost every day. And I imagine she loves snacking on something every half an hour.

More pizza!

No wonder Fataldi thinks Niall has a decent sized cock, he probably can't see his own hidden in all his blubber.

Definitely! His belly is so huge so I am sure he can’t see it.

I love R1! I don't give a fuck about the rest of this mess.

Breaking News

Gemma has moved into a flat with some other Blind Channel groupies!

Gemma: The past few days have been so good! had a little housewarming party with our bc group and it was so much fun! We baked brownies too and they were so good.

Oh no! Are the other Blind Channel groupies fat too? Gemma just had to mention that she baked brownies as well. Is that household going to be yet another takeaway central like the one she had in London?

So she gave up on her fancy London degree to stay working as an old people's nurse in Helsinki and live in a flat with a bunch of Blind Channel groupies. What a disaster her life is.

I wonder what happened and why she ended up that way?

Gemma: i got the chocolate bar advent calendar bc it was -50% and i am so happy i wanted it but didn’t wanna spend so much on it. this was such a good deal and i also influenced all my coworkers to buy them advent calendars . it was so funny when everyone came back to the office with these 😭😭

Of course Gainer Gemma wanted to get the advent calendar with the most calories. So she will be eating chocolate bars every day this month and at the end of the month she will have a massive Christmas meal waiting for her. She needs help.

She also said she made all of her co-workers buy that fattening advent calendar. She is making everyone around her fat too.

She is incorrigible! A bar of chocolate a day on top of everything else she eats.

She certainly makes the Hog seem healthy, even with all his vices.

And she eats! That chocolate bar a day is probably not the only sweet treat she will be having every day. I can imagine she will eat other desserts and snacks throughout the day too. Her eating habits are so unhealthy.

Gemma got mad that anon called Niall ‘Guinness Niall’.

Why did she get mad? That's a polite way of describing him.

She is so weird. There was no need to get mad. She gets annoyed at the smallest things and starts raging. Maybe the snow is annoying her and she gets mad about everything.

Helsinki must be a depressing place to live in the winter. I think the sun is only in the sky for four hours a day, maybe less. London would have been a lot more fun.

Only four hours! How do the people of Helsinki live without the sun? I just noticed that all the pictures she posted are very dark too.

Finland is close to the land of the midnight sun. Up there near the Arctic Circle.

So the Arctic Circle goes through Finland. Gemma must love the darkness. I don’t know any other reason why she would like to live in such a dark country. Super depressing. She is probably depressed and eats more just so she can feel something.

Oh my God! Here she goes again.

So embarrassing that she still rambles on about his wobbly beer gut.

All those fat suicidal goths in Finland like Niko are a product of the endless dark nights.

Do you think she’ll ever stop talking about Niall’s belly?

Yes, R30. Probably a lot of Finnish people are overweight too because they get so depressed and eat to feel better. Niko is a prime example of a fat suicidal goth.

I am having a hard time to understand why Gemma likes Fat Niko. He is ugly, fat and depressed. Who would ever want a man like that.

I think it's sad when a mentally ill person on drugs talks to themselves and goes around calling people fat.

The psychotic homophobic ableist whore stalker that is KGT will be doxxed if she keeps fucking with people and stinking up DL with her smelly cunt flaps.

Nialls at the World Darts at the Ally Pally tonight. He'll be slaughtered on beer, he'll have no shame hanging outside puffing away despite it being -5 in London tonight and freezing cold.

He’ll drink gallons and he will eat heaps of greasy fast food too. Will definitely go home a pound or two heavier. Gemma is probably super proud of him.

Darts is probably the closest to a sport Niall can play with his lifestyle. Most darts players smoke and drink too much. Can't see Niall running around playing football again.

Niall is so lazy he wouldn’t play football! He will choose lazy sports that don’t require any effort.

Look the two fatties are kissing here and Fataldi’s HUGE belly is on display too. Gemma is very happy.

Forgot the link. So here it is.

I'm sure Fataldi isn't the only guy Niall has kissed. What's the difference between a straight man and a gay one, 6 pints of Guiness...

Lewis Fataldi’s belly in that video is so huge. He is only getting bigger. Looks so miserable.

So butterballs seems to be spending next summer performing at loads of festivals. Always loads of booze and drugs at these events, he'll be in heaven.

and super greasy festival food.

I wonder how many turkeys Niall managed to eat, plus how many cigarettes he smoked and pints of Guiness he downed yesterday?

He ate at least two! And plenty of Guinness.

Gemma had a massive meal too.

The prime time was the longest it’s ever been! Over a month.

I am paying the $1.99 a month now and suggest others do the same if they want these threads to survive. I was in Prime Time for almost two months with no end in sight!

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Gemma has moved into a one bedroom flat and is celebrating with cheese & wine feasts. She was asked what her favourite thing was and replied 'my little biscuits' !

Niall has a single coming out on 17 Feb and is trying to drum up interest for it on tiktok but is getting hate for looking 50 with a huge belly.

I am paying it too.

Of course Gemma celebrates with cheese and wine. Those two are a calorific combination, but Gemma probably thinks that’s what her body needs. Her favourite thing is biscuits? That does not surprise anyone. But I don’t understand why she is telling that to everyone?

Niall’s single is not going to do well if that’s the kind of feedback he is getting. I went to see some of the Tiktok’s and the song doesn’t even sound good. Only a few people find him attractive with that huge belly of his.

Tiktok is run by kpop stans and they love skinny, hard bodied idols like Jungkook so to them Niall is out of shape and doughy.

Gemma was also asked whether she was working in design or nursing and of course she's settled for the latter, after all those years of getting an expensive education at a London university! What a waste of money. She didn't even graduate.

Niall is pretty doughy and his bellly is huge.

Gemma is a huge failure. I can’t believe she didn’t even graduate and is now working as a nurse. How does she have the energy though? She is overweight so I bet she gets out of breath easily.

Lots of nurses are overweight these days.

That is so dangerous. Would think nurses are the ones who know how bad excess weight is for you! Bet Gemma eats a lot more than she burns calories even though her job is probably pretty physical. I wonder if she still eats plenty of takeaways.

Video of Fataldi exposing his giant belly to fans at his concert. Gemma is excited!

Omg, I think he gained weight! His belly is MASSIVE! Why is he showing it off. I am laughing at Gemma. She said she is LIVING for that dough ball. She probably would love to see all of her idols doing that on stage.

Those trousers are way too small. He has a huge muffin top.

Pizza and ice cream! Gemma has been feasting. Is anyone surprised?

That long description she gave of the ice cream! Obsessed.

Niall has a new album called The Show out on June 9th.

It sounds like she gets somehow turned on describing that fattening ice cream. She definitely is obsessed. Is she ever going to be able to stop those unhealthy eating habits? Does she even want to?

Niall’s ‘The Show’ looks bad. He chose a terrible picture for the cover. The whole theme looks childish with those colours. Hilarious.

Gemma is mad she is getting anon hate. But it’s all her own fault!

Niall’s face looks super round in that Late Late Show photo she posted. He is so chunky.

Niall's publicity pics for this new album are so edited. They've slimmed his balloon face big time.

I didn’t realise they edited his face. He looks bad either way. But his face is definitely round and bloated all the time.

He is so GROSS! And of course Gemma relates to that post.

Urgh, always talking about the delights of junk food.

Of course Hogran's hangover cure is to spend all day soaking up grease.

Yucky! How can he eat three takeaways in one day? Does he not feel ill? He loves the calories.

New pic of Niall and his face is enormously fat.

His face is so fat! Look at those saggy hamster cheeks. And people think he is attractive? It looks like his face is kind of lumpy too.

Niall should get on Ozempic like Liam Payne.

What does it do?

It's a diabetes drug which also causes weight loss.

All of these lardos should be on it then. I wonder if they have considered that at all?

Fat Gemma is following Lard Channel around the world again and eating burgers and junk food.

Not again! She's just getting fatter and fatter. Never mentions any kind of girlfriend of boyfriend. Is she asexual?

Why does she always eat burgers and fries everywhere she goes?

I wonder how much weight she’s piled on the past few years. She seems to be eating constantly. Burgers and fries seem to be her favourite food. She always has a burger on her plate. It’s weird she only chooses unhealthy foods to eat.

Maybe she is asexual? Has she ever mentioned anyone? She just likes these fat celebrities.

Does anyone even want to date someone as fat and unhealthy as her?

She's getting defensive.

‘Because I like them’?! That doesn’t mean she has to eat them every day. Does she not understand how unhealthy that is? I like pizza too but I would never eat it every day nor even every week. She is hilarious how she is always defending her right to gorge on food. I can’t believe she even posted a new picture of burgers too. She doesn’t think that’s embarrassing?

Gemma is posting so many pictures of Niko and co. eating fattening meals! All of them look overweight except the second guy.

Fatty Gemma is here again. Sounds like EXTRA LARGE sized clothes are starting to get too tight for her.

She is HUGE! Only 5ft tall and probably needing XXL soon.

Niall played the White House, looking like a dough ball.

She is absolutely massive! She thinks the sizing is wrong when in reality she is just gaining weight. How is she not worried about the fact she will have to wear XXL soon. I just checked that Niall Hogran merch goes up to that size and after that nothing. She is soon too fat for her favourite hog’s fan products.

I didn’t see many pictures of Niall’s White House performance but I imagine he was bright pink in the face and puffy cheeked.

This is so gross!

Of course Niall and fat Sam Smith eat burgers together. Match made in heaven.

It’s probably what they always do together. Don’t see them doing anything else than eating or drinking. They’re showing it off with no shame too.

Look at the amount of high calorie meals here. Does she eat anything that’s considered healthy?

Pizza, fish and chips and a full English breakfast! All high calorie meals dripping with grease.

And she is trying to defend herself! I can’t believe she eats like that every day. She probably goes above her calories constantly. Overeating because she can’t stop. She probably has fast food addiction. Has she ever actually tried to lose weight? She should worry about her health.

And in that earlier Tumblr post I linked she has multiple pints of beer and other alcoholic beverages on the table too. She is probably an alcoholic on top of everything.

Anon: Pizza, fish and chips and massive fry ups! Why is everything you eat so unhealthy?

Gemma: That’s just some of the meals i’ve had whilst i’ve been travelling? that’s not everything i eat. and why do you care so much? let me eat whatever i want 😭😭😭😂😂

Does ‘some of the meals’ mean she eats even more? She also said that’s not everything either so she is gorging like a sow.

‘Let me eat whatever I want’ - She does not care what she puts in her body. That’s disgusting. If I was her I would be embarrassed to reveal my diet.

Not even her cookings look healthy. White rice and lots of creamy sauce and huge helpings of pasta. All of the plates are filled to the brim!

Of course she thinks he is cute when he is eating.

He's revolting.

He is such a weird looking man. How can anyone find him attractive?

Fataldi is just gaining more and more weight. He looks very unhealthy. Every time we see him he is bigger than the last time. His belly is covered in stretch marks.

He is gruesome but really proud of his flab. It's his brand.

It’s weird how he has managed to make fatness his brand. He is always showing off that wobbly belly. Why is no one saying anything about that?

Gemma is slobbering over a gross photo of blubber boy Niko in his underwear.

Omg he is massive! Super doughy. He looks like he never goes to the gym. He doesn’t have any muscles. Just wobbly fat everywhere. But of course Gemma finds that HOT!

Lewis g Fataldi got his belly out again for a photoshoot. He looks nine months pregnant.

He is huge. Look at that round belly. Why the hell is he showing that off?

New pic of Fataldi and he's put on another 20lbs! Monstrous.

How does he keep on gaining weight like that? Every time he is even bigger. Can you believe there are people who find that hot?

R103 Damn, I thought you were just exaggerating for effect - he really has put on that much. Yikes.

Maybe those strong meds Fataldi is on to control his Tourette's tics have made him gain weight. I watched his film on Netflix and he had a torturous time with it and took ages to be diagnosed with Tourette's. For months he thought he had a degenerative muscular disease or a brain tumour.

It’s true that different medications can make a person gain a lot of weight but he should control better what he puts in his mouth as it looks like he gains weight very easily. He should change his eating habits. Looks like they haven’t been great before the medication either.

New post featuring gigantic pizzas, sweets, biscuits, crisps, bubble tea - plus enough alcohol to sink a ship.

OMG! Look at the amount of food. Why does she keep posting these? In what period of time did she eat ALL THAT? Her diet is super unhealthy. Not a single healthy thing in that post.

She is definitely an alcoholic. Look at those bottles. So many of them.

'Tours and travels' - yet no pics of landscape, landmarks, or even shops! Just food and drink. She's incorrigible.

She is so uncultured. These trips are eating and drinking holidays for her. What does she even do there?

She watches Lard Channel and that's it.

How many times has she seen them? Does she really like Blubber Boy Niko so much?

It was hilarious to see her having that high calorie bubble tea again.

She must have seen them over 20 times by now.

At least! She has posted multiple times how she went to see them. She probably wakes up in the morning, has a massive breakfast feast, then almost immediately lunch. Something fattening of course. Then some snacks, a Lard Channel gig and a huge dinner afterwards. And let’s not forget about her gallons of alcohol she drinks daily.

And all this is funded by a low paid job as a geriatric nurse! She has her own apartment too. The interior design career fell through though.

Is she a goth like Fat Niko now? She has black fingernails in all those photos?

How can she afford all that with a nursing job? She even has her own apartment? Her parents must sponsor her or something.

She has been influenced by Fat Niko so I’d imagine she is a goth now. Probably only wears black and paints her nails too. I wonder if she dyed her hair black too?

[quote]The interior design career fell through though.

Would it be possible to see pics of some of her interior design?.... this I gotta see

She never posted any, tellingly - but she did once post a photo of her bedroom and it was a mess of mismatched fabrics.

Of course she doesn’t know how to match fabrics. Sounds almost as messy as her life and diet. I wonder what happened with her degree? And how did she end up working as a nurse.

Her original job was a nurse but she left it to study interior design in London, then dropped out in her third year and came back to Finland and her old job. Loser!

She's just come back from another stalking trip seeing Lard Channel in Paris, London and Luxembourg. She posted another greasy fry up and plenty of alcohol.

I don’t understand why she dropped out? Embarrassing that she had to go back to her old job as a nurse. That’s like the perfect definition of a failure.

Aren’t the Lard Channel members tired of her balloon face already? She always combines these trips with fattening food. She is addicted. Does she ever eat anything healthy? It’s always unhealthy meals in the pictures she posts.

She is posting pictures of doughnuts now. It’s so gross to think this fat girl is sitting on her wide ass and drooling over some super greasy fattening doughnuts. As if she isn’t fat enough.

She also just posted pics of her apartment and it's nothing special. No evidence of interior design talent.

I was curious to see it. Her apartment looks boring. Just like every other apartment in the world. Even if she graduated she wouldn’t have found a job in interior design. Talentless fatty. She is better off to be a nurse but I think her weight will make her job much harder as she keeps gaining. Someone needs to teach her healthy eating! It’s weird her friends and family aren’t concerned about her eating habits?

Her friends are all Lard Channel groupies and they just seem to love greasu fattening food like pizzas and burgers too. They're all borderline alcoholics as well.

Wow! It’s bad everyone around her have the same lifestyle. Does she have a lot of friends? And are all of them as fat as Gemma? I would feel disgusted to bump into them in a pub or McDonald’s and see how they stuff their faces and behave. I feel like they’re very loud on top of everything.

Are we surprised that Gemma liked Finland’s Eurovision entry? A guy with a chubby belly!

She's obsessed and is already going to see a concert.

Of course! I didn’t see she was going to see a concert but that does not surprise me. She is SO strange.

And of course she had millions of snacks and fattening bakings for her Eurovision night.

Gemma probably wishes she was the lady so she could feed him too.

Kaarijaa is her new obsession.

She has so many obsessions and they all are FAT with huge bellies. Is that how she chooses who she finds attractive?

Gemma has some problem with her jaw and she said eating is so “hard and frustrating” that she wants to cry. Poor Gainer Gemma! She can’t stuff her face. Maybe a little break from eating is good?

It sounds like she has tetanus! The doctor must be pretty useless not to give her a diagnosis. Of course not being able to eat makes her suicidal lol. Most people with facial pain like that would lose their appetite but she's probably still trying to chow down on burgers.

She is so upset she cannot eat! I’d imagine she will throw tantrums. She will try to figure out how to eat even when she is in pain and struggling to eat. It seems like this lardo never loses her appetite.

The cause of the pain was an infected wisdom tooth. Of course all her teeth are decaying with the mountains of sugar she consumes.

OF COURSE! She’s had problems with her teeth before too, right? She should make healthier choices and stop eating sugar and sweets. Why doesn’t she take it seriously? I would be scared if I had even one problem with my teeth!

Isn’t the premise of these threads extremely flawed now that Niall is not only NOT fat, but hotter and hunkier than ever?

Niall Hogran is still fat and we are talking about the other lardos too.

Niall is still a fat lump with a double chin and a round face like a ball of pizza dough.

He's announced a world tour for next year so it will be fun seeing him squeeze himself into Harry Styles type outfits.

Is he going to gain more weight when he is on tour? Irregular eating pattern and probably he wants to try fattening dishes around the world.

Check out this Lewis likeness. They’ve captured it perfectly!

Heheh

Good job! It looks exactly like him. It should be a bit fatter looking but the face is on point. Fataldi seems disappointed and ashamed in that video.

How is his belly so big? It’s like a beach ball.

It’s hilarious his shirt says ‘SPORTS’ when it’s pretty clear he doesn’t do any sports himself.

When is Gainer Gemma going to post more pictures of her huge fattening meals?

That statue makes Fataldi look like a zombie!

Niall is already engaging in Harry cosplay. Cropped jacket on The Voice final and a suit of embroidered velvet. He looks ridiculous and should stick to simpler clothes.

Gainer Gemma said she is 5ft 6! She looks more like 5ft.

She's also announced plans to see Hogran in Denmark, Sweden and London. She'll be busy following Niko and that Eurovision guy around too.

I agree that Hogran has too often clothes that are just too complex for him. Simple colours and non pattern suits would be the best for him.

I think Gainer Gemma is lying about her height! She seems much shorter with her balloon face and forever growing belly. Of course she is planning to see Hogran multiple times. How does she have money to go to all those gigs? Of course she wants to see Fat Niko and the Eurovision guy again and again too.

Is she planning to buy food for Niall again? And the others too?

Big bellied Niko. Look how his belly is resting on his lap in the photos where he is sitting.

Niall is looking massive in a nasty see through vest. He and Fataldi played the Big Weekend festival in Dundee.

Gemma posted so many pictures of Niall in that vest and kept worshipping his flabby belly.

The two fatties on stage together. No wonder why the festival is called the BIG weekend. They both look so gross with their plump bellies.