Lardos 35: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

Sad days for Gemma with the fat freaks all on hiatus. She'll be floundering around trying to find new idols.

Anon: Maybe your new hobby could be speed dating so that you finally find a boyfriend?

Gemma:

lol definitely not. why are you so concerned about my relationship status? when was the last time i said i was single anyway? what a weirdo. maybe concentrate in your own life and stop worrying about mine. Maybe your new hobby could be speed dating so that you finally find a boyfriend?

Pretty sure if she had a boyfriend she'd have mentioned it.

Thanks for creating a new thread! I am sure there is still plenty to talk about even if all of the lardos are having a break.

I doubt she has a boyfriend. She is so vague when she says ‘When was the last time I said I was single’. She definitely is single and virgin.

During the hiatus Gemma is going to fill her days with more and more food and finding new fat singers to drool over.

The only ones active now are that weird ass Haloo Helsinki band and they're just Eurotrash.

So Gemma is going to spend the next months by going to see Haloo Helsinki every weekend. The singer was chubby so Gemma will be hoping to see her gaining more weight. She probably gifts chocolate to the singer.

Everyone around Gemma is in danger of gaining weight because she loves blubber. She is a chubby chaser feeder type. And a food addict herself as well.

I think her next outing is to Lapland to see Haloo, driving through winter blizzards and stopping off every two hours to eat pizza and cakes.

Also known as "fatenfreude".

I can see that happening! She will need extra breaks to eat. She seems to be eating round the clock.

She’s had very greasy looking pizzas again! And she has also posted a mirror selfie where she is looking bigger than before.

Every time, she orders an XL size pizza for just herself and it never has any vegetables on it. Her face is vast in the mirror selfie.

Pizza is probably her favourite food. I bet she has no problem devouring the whole XL pizza. She probably thinks vegetables on pizza are too healthy. She seems to love oil and grease.

Yes, R10! Her face and those wobbly looking legs! And is that a box of alcoholic drinks that she is holding?

Looks like it! Some weird Finnish brand. Like a lot of overweight people, her face is always flushed and she likes wearing black.

She is pink like a greasy little pig. That black dress doesn’t help her. Do you think she wears black to look thinner? She still looks very overweight. And she looks so smug too. Embarrassing.

Anon said: Girl, people in my Niall group chat are saying you are an alcoholic. Hope not.

Gemma:

i am sorry but what ? why are people talking about me in their group chat and why would people say i’m an alcoholic? honestly what the hell?

Maybe because they've noticed all the beer, vodka and other alcohol she posts!

That’s actually scary that even other people talk about her alcoholism. There is so much wrong about Gemma. Alcoholism and food addiction. And that obsession with blubber. She is ridiculous. I am not surprised she doesn’t have a boyfriend.

I feel like she is proud of her drinking and eating habits. If I ate and drank so much I would never post about it anywhere. Why does she want everyone to know how unhealthy she is?

Can you see my pussy?

I am astonished that she's been on that blog since she was a teenager and never changed. Usually people go through massive shifts in their 20s.

Same here! And it’s a wonder she hasn’t had any major health concerns because of her diet or drinking habits. Constant eating and drinking. Has she complained about anything else but her cracking teeth? I feel like she will develop diabetes or something to do with her liver.

Fat Gemma is grieving the passing of Liam Payne. Is she going to heal her heart with food? Is she an emotional eater?

Gemma is more worried about Niall than anything else.

niall my baby 😔❤️‍🩹 my heart is breaking for him . he clearly has complicated feelings too and has been thinking about the whole thing . like how they just met, the convos they had .. i don’t even know . it’s hard to put into words . he clearly needed more time. i wish i could hug him

Of course she is more worried about the pig. Maybe she should send Niall some chocolate and other treats to make him feel better. That would make Gemma feel better too.

Imagine the amounts of food both of these lardos are going to eat because of how upset they are? Any excuse to eat!

All the 1d fans are hugely overreacting as if their own family member had died. And yes, Gemma will no doubt channel her emotions into food. Gigantic greasy pizza with chips on the middle! 🍕🍕🍕

A pizza a day keeps the sadness away! She’ll be stuffing her face at all times. And she will definitely have her pizza with greasy chips, her favourite!

I wonder how that “eating your feelings away” works? Why doesn’t she stuff her face with HEALTHY foods?

She bought TWELVE copies of Niall's first album. What a tragic waste of money.

Twelve? 😂 For what reason? That is so desperate. I don’t think she needs 12 copies of the same album. She has serious issues.

Did she buy the other albums as many times?

Looks like she did! That must’ve cost her a fortune.

Pathetic behaviour. She probably has dozens of copies of the Lard Channel album too, and the Lewis Fataldi albums.

How does she have the money! Who the hell needs so many albums? That’s obsessive behaviour. She needs help.

This description of Gemma is on point! The cheeseburger is so on brand for her. She said herself how cute the description is. 🍔

All that generated by AI based on five emojis ?

Looks like it! Kind of scary but even AI knows Gemma is a burger lover.

I checked the link she posted under that Tweet and it seems like it’s generated based on your profile bio and posts.

Hot? Blubber faced fatso! He has multiple chins and his jawline is nonexistent.

Can you see my pussy?

Gemma:

i got bitten by a horse twice yesterday and now i have two massive bruises on my left thigh and my whole leg is so sore. i’ve been riding for 20 years and i’ve never had a horse bite this bad

That sounds bad. I wonder why the horse bit her? Was she too heavy and the horse was unhappy?

The ponies did look skinny and undernourished so maybe they didn't like carrying her around. She should find a carthorse or steer clear of horses altogether, as it sounds like she's been bitten before.

It must be exhausting carrying a fat person like her around. She definitely needs bigger horses if she wants to ride. Like you said, R39, some sort of cart horse. If more than one horse has bitten her before that must mean something. I don’t think she realises she is too heavy for the horses she’s been riding?

She says this was a meal for two but I think she ate those four hotdogs and ice cream herself. Lardo.

Gross! I thought she said she was a vegetarian?

Oh yes, she did say that! And there she is devouring greasy hotdogs. Maybe she isn’t vegetarian anymore so she has more food options to choose from? What a shame she doesn’t have any discipline at all.

Isn’t that meatballs in that one photo? She clearly isn’t vegetarian anymore.

Gemma: why do I always get hungry in the middle of the night?

Will she resist the urge to feed?

FEED! That’s the perfect word to demonstrate her eating. I am sure she won’t be able to resist. When Gemma is hungry she has to feed! Even in the middle of the night.

Will she order herself a pizza like an anonymous suggested?

Gemma couldn’t resist a midnight feed and had some mozzarella sticks and chips in the middle of the night! She says that when she is hungry she HAS TO eat something. I can’t believe she eats full meals like that when she should be sleeping? That probably consists of over a thousand calories?

Speechless at her sheer gluttony and the way she shares it with the world. I remember her being full of love & admiration when chubby Niall said his insomnia cure was seven bowls of sugary cereal.

I don’t understand why she wants to share it with the world! She said she might have pizza today too. I wonder if she satisfied her craving?

Of course she loves that chubby Niall would devour SEVEN bowls of cereal. She is like him in so many ways. Did Lardo Niall really say seven? That’s gross! 🤮

actually so tired and cold . i am feeling sick, my acid reflux is acting up and my leg hurts and i still have four hours before i finish my shift . i am never this tired at work

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She's such a mess! Sounds more like 80 than 29.

Gemma made a post about Niall and tagged it 'seven bowls of cereal is so relatable'!

I didn’t know she had so many health problems like acid reflux! Her leg is probably hurting because of her weight. She should really watch what she eats. That’s not normal for a 29 year old.

She eats seven bowls of cereal too? Of course she thinks that’s relatable. She is actually so gross. I am out of words!

And why is she always hungry? She should get checked by a doctor and go on a diet. What needs to happen that she will realise that she is in trouble health wise?

And of course she had a pizza too! Just because someone suggested so! She really can’t stop herself.

She made her own pizza so it was probably so vast it barely fit in the oven.

Acid reflux is a symptom of excessive eating and drinking. Niall suffers from it too.

Of course she made her own pizza to have it as big as possible! And imagine the amount of toppings she will add? What would she add?

That doesn’t surprise me that Niall suffers from acid reflux too. Of course Gemma has it. Do you think her acid reflux is caused by the diet? Are there any other reasons for it? She definitely eats and drinks a lot.

Gemma is so in denial about her health! Questioning if she even posted about all the foods that anon mentioned. She seems embarrassed. But she admitted she doesn’t eat any fruit or vegetables!

Gemma is raging!

how handy you’ve been keeping a food diary for me ! why did you even have to list these foods? you think that’s all i ever eat? how is that ‘catching up with me’?

And yes, admitting in her tags that she doesn't eat enough fruit & vegetables. No wonder her horse bites are slow to heal and she feels tired all the time. Probably a huge deficit of vitamins A, B, D and C.

It’s hilarious how she is trying to pretend she didn’t post multiple pictures of all the foods that were mentioned. I don’t understand how she doesn’t eat fruit and vegetables? She will have so many more ailments in the next few years if she doesn’t fix her diet.

As well as the vitamin deficits I can only imagine how much more tired all that greasy and sugar rich food makes her?

Also her “Why did you have to list these foods?” is so funny! It’s like she didn’t want to see it all in one place. Unhealthy foods after another.

She was mortified to be called out but what can she expect when she shares all her unhealthy meals with the world, year after year?

She's a nurse so she will have had training in nutrition. No excuse!

Exactly! If she didn’t want people commenting about it she really shouldn’t post everything online. Let’s hope she will continue posting her fattening meals!

It’s weird that she is a nurse and she eats like that. She should know better. She must be putting on weight all the time?

It's a wonder she isn't even bigger than she is but I guess she's still young. Her metabolism will start to slow down in her 30s and she'll balloon.

You’re probably right, R63. She looks thinner in older photos and has clearly put on a lot of weight in the recent years. Not sure how much. 40-50 lbs maybe? More? She is soon turning 30 and that’s going to be a rough time for her body. And the more she eats the more she gets addicted to food. And she will eat more ➡️ More weight gained.

Is she ever going to change? She used to be in a calorie deficit I remember. Clearly not anymore?

And the saga continues! She said she has vitamin D deficiency and I am certain she has other deficiencies too. She thinks the only way to get the vitamins are by supplements but she didn’t consider a healthy diet? Apparently her acid reflux used to be easier on her but it’s gotten worse. Wonder why?

She also said she can never have just one bowl of cereal but eats the whole box!

but yes you can’t have just one bowl of cereal. i could always eat the whole box ahahah

And why does she find this amusing? It's a wonder she doesn't weigh 300lbs.

Isn’t it almost like she is bragging about it? Imagine her eating a whole box of cereal with litres of milk. Why does she post these things? She was just called out for eating like a pig and is back at telling about her disgusting eating habits.

It really is a wonder but I think at the rate she is eating she’ll be hitting 300 lbs in the future. I would like to know how much she weighs now. There’s no way she isn’t gaining any weight.

I could NEVER eat a whole box of cereals. How is that even possible? Does she not get full?

Do we know if she does any sports?

She only does horseriding but will probably stop that since the horse savaged her.

Gemma is the kind of person who slumps in front of the TV eating dry cereal from the box by hand as if she was eating crisps.

EWW! She definitely is! She definitely has all the grossest habits. Cereal from the box by hand. And she will eat the whole box! I wonder what her favourite cereal is.

I think she also eats plenty of takeout food. Probably orders in multiple times a week?

[QUOTE] Probably orders in multiple times a week?

Maybe not on a nurse's salary. She probably relies on those cheap €4 pizzas you can buy in supermarkets and put in the oven.

Someone asked Gemma her favourite cereal and she replied KRAVES. Looked it up and it looks more like a biscuit than cereal. Each piece has liquid chocolate inside!

Good point R73. She’ll get the cheap pizzas and have takeout as a treat every now and then.

And of course Gemma loves cereal like that! Looks very high in calories. Those are the kind she’d eat by hand so easily. That’s so gross with the liquid chocolate inside. I can’t get over the fact she eats a whole box of them.

Amazon is cheap as chips in the UK. I order about a hundred separate small things a month with free next day delivery on Prime.

If you don't speak fluent French there is zero point moving there as the French take pride in never speaking English.

They'd have been made much more welcome somewhere like Nerja on the south coast of Spain, which is full of British ex pats, or Mallorca.

Wow I just checked a whole box of KRAVES is almost 2000 CALORIES. Can you believe she eats all that? Does she eat other things on a day she eats a box of cereal?

Of course! She still needs her savoury fix.

True! She’ll have cereal as a snack when watching TV. What would her savoury fix be?

Isn’t 2000 calories daily recommendation? It is no wonder why she has such bad acid reflux.

She went to see that Haloo band again. Posting so many pictures of the singer.

'The way i love her"

Maybe she might become a lesbian

I was thinking the same thing! So many photos of her too. Of course Gemma likes her as she’s got chubby arms and a round face. She is obsessed!

She posted those photos on Twitter too with the caption “Hot as fuck”.

She'd easily find a girlfriend because lesbians don't care if a woman is overweight, unlike straight men. Maybe she is bisexual

That’s true. There are lots of lesbian couples where the other one is obese and the other one thin. Gemma must be bisexual. She should start searching for a girlfriend now cuz’ it seems like finding a boyfriend is impossible for her.

Video of Niall and Fataldi walking together in LA. Fataldi is about five foot wide.

Fataldi is getting so big he is almost waddling! Why is he gaining so much weight?

'Waddling' lol. I wonder if he'll ever recover from his Tourettes or if his music career is finished.

Hard to predict. His tourette’s seems severe. I haven’t heard anything about him in ages. I wonder how he is doing. He should try to fix his eating habits and see if that somehow would help with his tourette’s?

She ruined a collage of her cute long haired cat with a photo of some pastries.

That cat is very cute! Why does she always have to include food and pastries when she posts about something. Can’t she just post about the cat? She does love her food a little bit too much.

Niall at Liam's funeral today with a gigantic puffy face and double chin.

She also posted that she is ill. No wonder when all she eats is burgers and pizzas! Her immune system must be weak as hell. She doesn’t eat any fruit or vegetables.

His face is very puffy! He might’ve put on weight? Look at that double chin and round cheeks.

Here you can see he is easily the fattest one. His face is double the size comparing to the others. Very puffy face and round cheeks. And he is the only one with a double chin.

Not ill again! She was sick a couple of weeks ago on her night shift and before that she had painful horse bites!

[QUOTE] Here you can see he is easily the fattest one. His face is double the size comparing to the others. Very puffy face and round cheeks. And he is the only one with a double chin.

His face is twice the size of theirs! Awful swollen cheeks and double chin.

R97 Exactly! She was complaining about her acid reflux back then. Now she said she has fever. Watch her try to heal her fever with more food. I can’t believe she is a nurse?

R98 how did he end up this way! Look at how tight that collar hugs his neck compared to the others. It’s like he is about to suffocate. Did he grow out of that suit before he got the opportunity to wear it?

Arguing with her anons again.

Gemma: i can’t sleep i am boiling under my duvet and when i take it off i am freezing . send help Ugh.

Anon: Your complaint about a blanket. How about you grow the fuck up and do what we all do and suck it up. You’re such a whiney brat. How old are you?! ????

Gemma: what can’t i post anything i want on my blog ?? if you don’t like what i post maybe unfollow ? no i am not gonna ‘suck it up’ why would i ? my body temperature is almost 39 degrees so i will complain if i feel like it. lol. never been called a ‘whiney brat’ before that’s a new one.

And there is more!

Anon: You are always ill because you have a terrible diet of sugar and white carbs plus alcohol every day.

Gemma: and here we go again . i am not sick all the time? literally what ? you don’t know anything about my diet so pls shut your mouth. i don’t drink every day either ? where did you get that from now ??

Why is she always complaining? And why is she saying we don’t know anything about her diet when she posts everything she eats online? She must be a horrible person to have around. I wouldn’t be able to listen to her complain all the time.

She is ill all the time and has ongoing health concerns.

She just seems to be getting more and more angry and bad tempered as she gets older.

Exactly! Even though she should be getting older and wiser. Maybe all the sugar and carbs are eating her brain or something.

And why is she saying she doesn’t drink often when she seems to be consuming alcoholic beverages all the time? She was probably very drunk here too:

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Super tight collar. Can he even breathe in that?

Gemma is going to get buried in snow soon. Look at the picture she posted! Does she enjoy this weather?

I think Niall is turning into Elton John

His jawline has disappeared under layers of lard.

Harry still has a sharp jawline but the walrus moustache is awful. Shave it off!

Niall has no jawline at all. That’s a good comparison having them standing next to each other with Harry. Harry is all sharp lines and all Niall’s features are soft with blubber all over. Puffy cheeks too.

Has Niall ever had a defined jaw?

I think this is the same singer from that Haloo band? Gemma definitely has a crush on this woman. She posted again how much she loves her.

[QUOTE] Has Niall ever had a defined jaw?

Not since about 2014!

Poor Hogran. Lost his looks a long time ago. I wonder if he is insecure about his double chin and puffy face.

When did he start gaining weight?

[QUOTE] When did he start gaining weight?

2017-2018

Must have been hard to say goodbye to his slimmer figure. But he has only himself to blame!

So we know Gemma loves fat singers like Niall. Does she adore the weight gain too?

Looks very fattening with all that cheese.

Late 2017 was when Niall started piling on the lard. His fat face here!

His cheeks are very puffy. Since then his double chin has gotten way bigger! It’s weird that he started piling on the pounds so suddenly. He used to be thin.

Just saw this on Gemma’s blog as I was scrolling through. Another photo of Niall late 2017 with a massive lardy face!

Urgh, R123. All his features look smaller thanks to his vast blubbery face. He should get buccal fat removal like Liam Payne did.

Gemma posted more alcoholic drinks and some gigantic chips.

That’s true! All of his features look so much smaller on that fatty face. I don’t understand how someone could find him attractive.

Of course Gemma posted more greasy chips and alcoholic drinks. She has been called out for her disgusting diet many times lately and she still keeps posting her high calorie meals.

New photos of Niall Hogran with his girlfriend. He looks rough! His face looks fatter than before. It looks like he has been drinking for weeks?

Do we know what Gemma’s instagram user is?

No, but maybe similar to her weird Twitter url.

Could be. Would be interesting to see if she posts a lot on Instagram too.

Fatty is posting photos of food again.

Raging because one of her co-workers scolded her for eating too much chocolate!

okay but tell me how some people think it’s okay to comment on other peoples food choices negatively? there is this one lil b**** at our work who constantly comments on what other people eat ? i’ve had three of my coworkers saying she’s been rude about their lunches and now that i was taking two pieces of chocolate she goes ‘don’t eat too much’ LITERALLY WTH who does that ?? 😭😭😭😭😭 i told her everyone can eat what they want and it’s really rude to comment on other people’s food choices ??

She eats so much that her coworkers have to tell her to limit her eating. She is fuming! Eating is so important to her that if someone tells her to eat less she calls them bitches. 😂

In my twenties, there was an old guy at work who would always comment on my lunch disparagingly. And I was in decent shape at the time so it wasn't warranted for being a fattie. Looking back, he was quite obviously a total elderbottom and just enjoyed exacting revenge on the young men he could no longer have.

The tags on this post reveal an extreme level of gluttony. On a training day, the nurses were given a generous amount of money to buy dinner, so Gemma bought two dinners and ate them an hour apart! One was fried fish with chips.

An hour apart! How does she manage? And of course she had fried fish and chips. She didn’t say what the other dinner was. But who eats two dinners? She is a total pig. And look at the huge dome of ice cream she had with caramel sauce. GROSS!

”Of course I buy two dinners if I can”

Of course she does! She clearly doesn’t mind the fact she’ll put on more weight. She will definitely end up weighing 120kg. At least.

She did say that she ate them an hour apart! Hilarious that G answers all these asks instead of deleting and blocking like everyone else does with hate mail. She must be lonely and desperate for any communication, even negative.

I always thought it’s weird that she answers those anons! And yes she did indeed say she ate those two dinners an hour apart. First one was fish and chips so what was the second one? Maybe something lighter, hopefully?

Hard to tell. She had a plate heaped with coleslaw. If 🍕 was available she'd have jumped on it.

Of course she had heaps of high calorie coleslaw. She probably had another fried meal. It’s a shame she never eats anything healthy. Will she change when her diet starts to catch up on her more? Maybe when she gets fatter?

I wonder if she was drunk again? That food looks vile.

Really nasty and some items are unidentifiable.

They are! I can only name that salmon. Everything else looks very weird to me.

Does she mean she has been sleeping with someone?

Surely she means fat Niall, not a real person?

That’s what I thought. That post is so weird. It can’t be about a real person. I can’t see her sharing g a bed with anyone.

Probably a cat that she has anthropomorphised into her own little Niall.

Omg 😂 That’s probably what she means. That’s kind of weird and gross if she has a cat that she thinks it’s Niall. If she has any pets she’s probably over feeding them too.

I think the cats belong to her parents. They're normal sized.

Good news the cats are her parents then. They probably take better care of them than Gemma would.

More food and an ode to Lard Channel:

what a weekend it was again. of course we had to get the best noodles in oulu and very delicious hot chocolate !

last blind channel gigs in kouvola & oulu . it’s been the best thing ever travelling and seeing all these gigs with my best friends. now we just wait for them to come back so we can do it all over again and create so many new memories together. this band has given me so much. things have happened that i could have never imagined and i’ve got to know so many new people and i am so thankful for every single person who have been part of this journey the past few years. <3

So Lard Channel are now on their break? What does she mean with “things have happened that i could have never imagined ”? Getting drunk?

Of course food had to be mentioned! Those noodle plates look HUGE. And of course her hot chocolate has a big helping of whipped cream on top.

Massive Christmas feast! I bet she devoured multiple platefuls of that gross food. Doesn’t look very appetising to me.

I barely recognise anything on that plate? Cubes of beetroot? Some kind of herring? Not my idea of a Christmas dinner at all.

Me too! Looks like a lot of fish. Like herring. And some weird piles of mushy stuff. And she says it tastes good. I wouldn’t want to eat that.

Looks like a plate full of regurgitated seafood.

That’s true! Looks absolutely disgusting. After your description, R156, I can’t even look at that food photo. 🤢

Bet Gemma ate chocolate and other Christmas desserts too.

I’d love to know the exact amount of Blind Channel gigs she’s seen. It must be a crazy number.

Probably an embarrassing number like fifty.

Definitely something like that. Who wants to see a gig that many times. And especially a gig like that. I wouldn’t want to see a fat Niko prancing around the stage off his face.

She is just funding his drug addiction which she is in complete denial about, just like she was about Liam Payne's multiple addictions (sex, alcohol, cocaine, benzos). A very naive girl.

Gemma: i want this one pair of riding boots but my size is never on sale. some sizes are like 50 euros cheaper and it drives me crazyyyy

I bet she has to buy extra wide to fit her chunky calves.

Gemma doesn’t seem to care if her idols are drug users or alcoholics.

Yes, R162, Gemma definitely has to buy extra wide. Her legs are pretty chunky and that’s why she can’t find her size on sale. It’s a wonder she has a size that fits her. She’ll probably buy a pair and grow out of them soon after.

Why is she still bothering with riding lessons when the horses hate her and bite her? I've never heard of tame horses at riding schools savaging people!

No clue! It must be her weight that makes the horses go mad. I have never heard about that either. Very odd. Does she not realise that there is something wrong with her if the horses hate her?

Gemma just said that she's been on that blog since 2013! Just rambling about Niall and posting photos of high calorie food since she was 18 years old. Tragic waste of her youth!

Since 2013! Just every day posting about her fat idol and fattening food. She’s really wasted her youth that way. She has probably loved fatties since she was young.

She posted her New Year’s food and of course it was a huge disgusting looking pizza.

And I bet she has been a big eater since she was very young.

The Finnish pizzas she posts never look appetising - they're always dripping with fatty cheese. Probably cheese made from reindeer milk or something similarly gross.

And of course she has no boyfriend to celebrate New Year with, just Blind Channel groupies doing shots.

Her pizzas ALWAYS look super gross. I can imagine her having reindeer milk cheese on her pizza. That pizza looks really cheesy too. I am not surprised she loves a high calorie topping like that.

When is she going to get a boyfriend? Maybe 2025 is her year? She keeps hanging out with the Blind Channel groupies and that’s just embarrassing.

Gemma’s eating habits are something you don’t develop overnight so it’s obvious she’s been such a glutton for many years. What is going to be her wake up call?

She definitely knows this anon meant Niall. She just pretends she has no clue.

'Irish tub of lard' 😆😆😆

very fitting name! 🤣 I don’t understand why Gemma doesn’t agree.

Of course Gemma thinks that Piglet Hogran eating pizza and chugging Guinness is CUTE!

Gross.

Gemma has been feasting in a sushi buffet. Sounds dangerous. She must’ve eaten everything there.

Also an anon questioned if she is gay. She could be. Considering all the photos of women she has reposted.

She's lusting over female actors on there too. Maybe bisexual?

Gemma:

😂😂😂 it shouldn’t matter what i am or how i identify . i love my queen. she is gorgeous also idk maybe you didn’t see but i just reblogged niko like five days ago.

I noticed too, R178! Many different female actors and that Haloo Helsinki singer. She keeps saying it shouldn’t matter how she identifies but she seems scared to admit she might be into women.

Bisexual is a good guess. She still posts Niall Hogran and other lardos.

Maybe she got tired of getting turned down by men and decided to chase after some fat lesbians instead. Well, there's plenty to choose from.

Well, we know she likes to eat fish...

She probably just couldn’t find a boyfriend because no man wants a blubber ball like her. Imagine how many times she must’ve been turned down! She’ll probably have better luck if she goes for other fat lesbians.

I wonder if she wants her favourite female actors and singers to gain weight too.

R181 Ewww! She does. That’s super gross! 🤣 And she eats A LOT of fish, doesn’t she?

[QUOTE] Well, we know she likes to eat fish...

😂😂 Herring every day.

Out of all of the fish she chooses herring! That’s so bizarre. Why does she even love it so much? And sounds pretty unhealthy to eat so much of it? 🤢

Now she is drooling over Emma Mackey and saying how 'hot' she is!!! Definitely a plot twist.

[QUOTE] Out of all of the fish she chooses herring! That’s so bizarre.

Herring thrive in icy cold water, unlike a lot of fish, so it's plentiful around Finland. Also very cheap and she's on a nurse's salary.

That’s really something I wasn’t expecting at all! Gemma drooling over all these women like that. She constantly uses the word “hot” so she clearly is sexually attracted to them. I think she’d use different wording if she just thought they were pretty.

I wonder how and when that happened?

Great points, R187. That actually makes sense. She probably only has money to buy herring for herself on daily basis and I’d imagine other more expensive fish she will have every now and then.

Her Christmas plate was packed with fish, wasn’t it? Imagine making yourself fat by eating foods like fish. 🤣

[QUOTE] She constantly uses the word “hot” so she clearly is sexually attracted to them. I think she’d use different wording if she just thought they were pretty.

Yes, it's not just an appreciation of female beauty like you get on many blogs where the owner is straight. She's been on that blog for years and never expressed attraction towards women before. Maybe she got drunk, hooked up with one of her friends, and experienced an epiphany!

Right, R190! It is clearly more than that. It’s easy to tell from the way she is drooling over these women. She must’ve had some sort of awakening. She is listing multiple women here too. That’s the wildest plot twist of 2025 so far!

Here she also says she LOVES Emma Mackey. She is so whipped!

She doesn't deny that she's bi! Weird that all these women she fancies are skinny.

I think she is most definitely bi as she isn’t denying it. And yes I was also wondering where are all the fatties??? That Elli has slightly chubby arms but that’s it. Does Gemma still drool over bellies and double chins? I doubt her preferences would change so drastically. Maybe she wants these women to put on weight?

[QUOTE] Maybe she wants these women to put on weight?

She must know that won't happen. If she wants someone whose weight sometimes balloons she should have picked Lana del Rey or Adele.

Yep, they don’t seem the type to balloon all of a sudden. She might be in denial. Or she fantasies about them gaining weight? Who knows.

But it’s going to be interesting to see where this develops as drooling over women seems to be a new thing for her.

If she's bisexual and STILL can't find a partner she really is a sad case. We'll have to see what happens.

If she's bisexual and STILL can't find a partner she really is a sad case. We'll have to see what happens.

Maybe somebody should send her a picture of Gabourey Sidibe. She's more Gemma's type, I'd imagine.

She is a hopeless case if she can’t find a partner now. We’ll see what happens. Maybe she will find a fat girlfriend soon.

Yes she needs to see more of those massive lardettes. I would imagine that Gabourey Sidibe would be 100% Gemma’s type. She would love that belly and double chin. She needs to explore more of those blubber balls.

I am sure Gemma would love a pig looking girlfriend like that, R198! She needs a partner that eats as much as she does.

What in the world is that bun with a huge mountain of whipped cream? So much cream I would feel nauseous after eating that. I bet Gemma wolfed down all three.

A 'new horse friend' !!! She is so weird. There's something autistic about her - she knows people mock her for posting all this high calorie food and yet she still does it!

Calling horses her friends is strange! She is most definitely on the spectrum.

People are laughing at her. She is so fat it’s hilarious to see how she just eats more. Would think she’d hold back especially after all the comments she’s got about her diet? But she just keeps posting pictures of her huge portions. Why?

And like she just said she is getting comments about her diet from her co-workers? And probably friends too. She clearly eats way too much and way too unhealthily.

Gemma is now posting Emma Mackey getting undressed. She is going feral with this new found obsession with women!

She's getting really sleazy.

It’s a wonder she didn’t tag the post with “she is so hot or something similar. I didn’t think she’d post anything like that as she seemed a bit shy to admit that she is bi.

Niall Hogran looks like he gained weight.

Of course Niall is drinking Guinness, the most high calorie beer there is.

Of course. He can’t say no to beer. He is probably an alcoholic. It’s crazy how round and red his face is.

I find it weird how Gemma thinks he looks hot. What kind of person do you have to be to find him sexy?

New pic of Niall on the golf course with a bulging belly and Gemma is thrilled.

He looks bigger! Of course Gemma loves that.

“Do you have a moment to talk about Niall’s tummy” WTF? 😂 Yes I do have a moment to say it’s massive and he should eat less.

Another cream filled bun for Gemma. There is also a. pile of them in the back. Any guesses how many Gemma ate?

At least four. And why is she saying it's already spring in Helsinki when the top temperature every day is -1c/30f?

At least! That bun is massive. The size of the plate.

Gemma clearly doesn’t know her seasons. -1c/30f is still super cold? That’s winter temperatures! Is she stupid or what. She is so clueless.

She's lusting over that Haloo woman again and calling her 'babygirl' 🤢

I saw it too! What exactly does she see in her? Why does she call a grown woman a babygirl? I wonder how old that Haloo woman is. She really is not that special… 🙄

Gemma really is going all in with her love for these women.

[QUOTE] ? I wonder how old that Haloo woman is

She is 34 according to the Internet.

Oh, I had no clue! Thanks. 34 and Gemma calls her “babygirl”. She needs to come up with better names. What’s so babygirl about this woman?

Nothing! She is five years older than gigantic Gemma. I wonder if Gemma is still getting bitten by horses.

Gigantic Gemma 🤣 Why would she call a woman older than her a babygirl? Gemma is younger and way fatter too. Hilarious.

I think as long as Gemma keeps riding those horses they will bite her. They must hate carrying such a fatty on their backs. Does Gemma not feel bad for crushing them with her weight?

Gemma hasn’t posted so many food photos lately. Is she eating less or trying to diet?

Nah, she posted that pile of cream buns only this week.

Okay that’s true. Those cream buns are probably packed with calories. I was just wondering where are all the pizzas and burgers? She seems to love those too but maybe she just hasn’t posted them?

It’s easter soon too. Is Gemma going to indulge in chocolate eggs?

I googled that Haloo woman too and Gemma’s “babygirl” is looking huge here. Her arms are massive.

When was that pic taken? She seems thin now.

I actually don’t know! I was just scrolling through Google and didn’t see a date on it. Maybe she has slimmed down. She might have tendency to put on weight easily. Maybe yo-yo dieting? If she has lost weight then Gemma should try that too.

Gemma:

happy valentine’s day ! in finland valentine’s day is called ‘friends day’ and we celebrate friendships (as well as relationships) so it’s a perfect day to spend at the stable with horses and friends 💓

Think we can safely say that she's still single.

She is 100% single. Of course she celebrated Valentine’s day with friends and not with a lover because she doesn’t have one. Why is it so hard for her to find a partner? She also posted a box of doughnuts so she probably devoured them alone on her sofa.

Gemma posted more pics of Emma Mackey, drooling over her and calling her perfect.

WHY would she want to spend Valentine's Day with those savage horses? She's hopeless.

She is! Those horses don’t even like her and she just pretends they’re her friends. Hilarious. I don’t understand why she keeps riding them? They’re clearly suffering from her excessive weight.

The only consistent relationship she has is between her and food. She keeps posting cream buns and doughnuts and everything unhealthy.

Gemma is bisexual! Confirmed.

Anon: I'm gonna be bold for once! I'm 27, live in Helsinki, love Blind Channel, have seen your pics on twitter and think you're ❤️‍🔥 would you be interested in going for a (romantic) date? I'm a gay girlie but from your comments you do like women as well as men?

Gemma: hi heyy, that’s acc so sweet ! thank uuu for being so nice to me. love that you’re brave to send an ask like this. i am acc a bit ?? ahah no one has approached me this way before . i’ve no idea who you are but you can always message me if you wanna and we shall see where it goes from there ? and yeah i could go out with either guys or girls

Okay, which one of you bitches posed as a gay girlie and messaged Gemme?!

This is hilarious! Gemma got almost excited about that anon. But there she confirmed she is into men AND women. So, like we’ve predicted she is bisexual. It was almost obvious as she kept calling these women “hot” all the time and posting photos of half naked Emma Mackey.

Is she going to find a girlfriend? I wonder how long she’s been into women too.

She's also confirmed that she's single after pretending not to be.

She's also confirmed that she's single after pretending not to be.

True! Why did she even pretend to be in a relationship? That’s so embarrassing for her. She couldn’t be any more single than she is.

Fat Gemma posted more photos of food. Sushi and a huge bowl of sweets.

Urgh - she doesn't change! So many sweets.

She needs to find a girlfriend who will buy her sweets and whatever foods Gemma loves. She really isn’t going to change, is she? She will continue gaining weight the way she keeps eating.

When was the last time she ate anything remotely healthy?

Or she could get a girlfriend who will teach her healthy eating. One of those skinny type girls.

[QUOTE] When was the last time she ate anything remotely healthy?

She posted vegetarian sushi a few days ago but there was SO MUCH of it! Lots of fattening avocado and heaps of sweet, sticky rice. But traditional sushi (raw fish) can be low calorie and healthy.

Of course she will manage to ruin the healthy options too by adding high calorie crap into it. Some of those sushi’s looked like they were topped with sauces too. Gemma will not be satisfied with light meals. Really not surprised by the amount of sushi she manages to eat in one sitting. With the most fattening toppings too. Why is nothing enough for her?

Of course Gemma finds blubbery women hot too. Would think she relates to them more?

She might say she finds Nicole Coughlan attractive but she's never posted her! Only skinnies

It is strange how she loves fat guys but prefers skinny girls? I am wondering why is that. Is it because she is fat herself?

Ginormous Gemma says here that she has adored Emma for years and Elli ever since she was a teenager?

Gemma: how the hell did i leave the house without my keys or phone on me. i couldn’t even drive to the stables cos my car key was in the house too. just stood an hour outside the building waiting to get my spare key from my friend. and all of this resulted in me missing my riding lesson 🤗 luckily my instructor is so lovely and promised me another lesson even though she didn’t have to .

Urgh. Why is she so messy and shambolic?

[QUOTE] Ginormous Gemma says here that she has adored Emma for years and Elli ever since she was a teenager?

Wonder why she's never mentioned them until now? Her focus has always been on flabby men not fit skinny women.

She is full on chaos! How did she manage to leave without anything? Hope she at least had food on her so she didn’t have to go for too long without.

I am thinking the same, R247. Maybe she wasn’t crushing on them so hard she is now. It’s interesting how she is so only interested in skinny women. I’d like to know what has changed for her to drool over them so bad now.

Does she still like fat men? Has she changed completely?

[QUOTE] Does she still like fat men? Has she changed completely?

She was lusting over Niall's fat 'tummy' only last week.

Oh yeah, true! I don’t understand the belly obsession. Does she want him fatter?

It really is so strange! Maybe she will start liking bigger women too? It doesn’t make any sense.

She isn't going to attract any skinny femme lesbians looking the way she does. She either needs to work out and become more masculine looking and muscular, or lose 50 lbs.

Gemma:

Last week was literally spring and now it’s winter again . i can’t do this anymore. I hate the snow

She is depressed! Should have stayed in London if she doesn't like snow as it rarely snows there.

Yep, she is clearly into feminine looking, skinny women. Women that are leading healthy lifestyles won’t be interested in a lardball like Gemma. Poor Gemma probably thinks she’ll find a skinny girlfriend just like that.

I wonder how much Gemma weighs actually. It’s easy to tell she is very overweight but how much? Is she going to be able to lose any weight?

Gemma should move back to London if she hates the Finnish winter so much. Isn’t it cold all year round in Finland? It’s weird she doesn’t like it even thought that’s where she is from?

The summer months in Finland are June, July and August. The warmest month is often July. In Southern Finland, the average temperature in the summer is about 17°C while the temperature in the north is about 15°C. Evenings and nights are bright in Finland during the summer, as the sun sets late and rises early

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Not cold but not tropical either.

What is Gemma's twitter? Any up to date pics? She was overweight but no Chrissy Metz.

True sluts

I guess those summer temperatures are decent considering it’s a northern european country.

Gemma hasn’t really posted good pictures of herself. Looks like she is hiding her body. Here she looks wide and she looks bottom heavy. Huge wide hips and probably legs too.

She has such a wild-eyed look in that photo at R259. Kind of manic and she's wearing way too much make up. No wonder she scares the horses!

She's probably about a size 18 (UK) which is size 16 in the US.

I paid attention in the makeup too. Way too much of it. Her face is super round too. Huge, full cheeks!

That photo R260 linked reveals more of her body. She is actually very wide. That’s a good guess for the clothing size. She should lose at least 50 lbs to look normal weight.

Imagine that blubber ball going round and eating everything in sight.

Gemma is well on her way to be much fatter if she doesn’t start watching what she puts in her mouth. Does she not care she’ll just get fatter?

She should realise that she needs to lose weight if she wants a skinny girlfriend.

Here's a full length pic from December 2024.

That photo is a bit blurry. I think she is wearing black to appear skinnier. She is also in an unnatural position. Her legs are still looking chunky. Does she have an alcoholic beverage in her hand?

Another huge pizza just for herself!

As if she eats pizza with a knife and fork!

She probably put them there to make it look like that. She’s clearly eaten a slice from that pizza. I’d imagine she folds the slices to eat it faster. Stuffing her mouth as fast as possible.

Gemma has recently posted way more of those women on her Tumblr blog than those blubbery men. She has gone wild! I find it hilarious how different her taste in men and women is.

And of course she has eaten cake! 🍰

Another collage of cakes and cats! Weird aesthetic! lllllNo wonder she failed her interior design degree.

It’s funny how she posts them together. If she isn’t careful she will one day accidentally eat the cat too! She doesn’t really have an eye for design or even combining things together.

I bet she ate at least half of that fattening cake! And plenty of those biscuits too. She serious eats unhealthy stuff every day. First the pizza and now cakes and biscuits.

Gemma is celebrating 12 years on Tumblr. She's been obsessing over Niall and high calorie food since she was 17!

12 YEARS! That’s tragic. She needs to get her life together and find a partner.

Is she ever going to change? That is 12 years wasted. I bet she’s been a massive glutton ever since she was young.

Gemma is raging at her anons again! She got so mad that an anon suggested she should lose weight. How sad is that she’s been obsessing over junk food for over a decade. She said she never obsessed over food? She does it all the time. Posting anything fattening on her blog.

This was also a funny one because she got upset that an anon said she has massive legs. 😂 She will seriously weigh 120kg (at least!) one day.

It's insane the way she always posts these mean anons! It's like she wants social interaction at all costs and doesn't mind if it's negative.

The riding boot saga is funny. She ordered a pair to protect herself from horse bites, and when they arrived they were too tight. An anon suggested she lose weight and she raged back 'why should I when there are other sizes available'?

She's shameless!

Right it’s strange she posts every single anon. Doesn’t matter how mean they are she will post it!

That anon was actually kind to suggest she should lose weight. It is so unhealthy to be the size Gemma is. Imagine Gemma’s face when her riding boots finally arrived and they were way too tight. Her trying to put them on, all red and out of breath.

She also said she will NEVER stop eating pizza and cakes! She refuses to even think about the possibility of losing any weight. Does she enjoy being FAT or what? She gets so mad when someone brings up weight loss or healthy eating. It would be good for her health because I am certain she will develop many health issues in the future. Why does she refuse?

Can anyone explain this thread?

Attacking her anons again:

Anon:

Why are you giving all these malicious asks a platform and engaging with them? Have you got some kind of learning difficulty? Number 1 Tumblr rule is do NOT feed the trolls!

Raging Gemma:

why are you blaming me though ?? like it isn’t my fault some people are insane and send weird shit to me . maybe i answer bc i want to defend myself ? it’s my blog and i guess i am allowed to post whatever i want and answer the anons i want ..?

The anon is right though. Gemma is the weird one for answering all of those anons.

She is not very good at “defending” herself. She just gets offended when someone calls her fat or questions her eating habits. If she didn’t want people calling out her disgusting eating habits she should consider changing her diet. I am honestly wondering why she isn’t trying to lose weight?

She thinks all sizer are standard sizes! I googled riding boots and shops carry plus sizes too. Gemma finding her own size doesn’t mean she is standard size. She definitely needs plus sizes for her fat legs.

Gemma probably has BPD. Gemma thinks Niall or Lewis will see her blog and fall head over heels in love with her.

Probably! 🤣 They wouldn’t want anything to do with her if they saw her disgusting face and body. Gemma must think she is gorgeous and funny!

[QUOTE] yes i love niall and i post about him and all that but it’s funny that you mentioned food first . when have i ever obsessed over any food?? 😭😭😭

Zero self awareness. She does come across as somewhat autistic.

Tobie and Joe getting photographed a thousand times at a BAFTAs after party. Two desperate, fugly fame whores.

Sorry wrong thread!

R283 That’s true. I think you’re right that she is on the autism spectrum.

“When have I ever obsessed over any food?” Does she not realise that’s literally all she posts about? She needs to have a look at her own blog posts.

An anon suggested Gemma should try running instead of riding horses and she got mad! Gemma thinks the horses don’t suffer from her excessive weight. And she clearly hates the idea of doing any sports like running: “Why should I”. Maybe cuz’ you need it?

Forgot the link.

She gets so much great advice on that blog and turns all of it down!

She does! Why doesn’t she want to exercise, eat healthy and lose weight? What is going to be her wake up call? The game she is playing is dangerous.

I could never even imagine eating like Gemma does. Weight gain doesn’t scare her? The fatter she gets the harder it’s going to be losing weight. Unfortunately food seems to me more important to her than health.

*Be, not me.

She is only 29 and already suffers from acid reflux, teeth problems, insomnia ... Too much sugar for sure.

And it’s only going to get worse. Seems like she eats something unhealthy every day. Pizza, cakes, burgers and sweets. She is probably addicted to sugar. Fatty liver disease or diabetes next?

It’s unbelievable how nonchalant her attitude is.

Her face is so round and bloated. She has a rainbow lanyard hanging on her neck!

Gigantic face!

Gigantic face!

Gigantic face and saggy cheeks. And look at those sausage fingers too!

Gemma's queer, y'all! This is her slow roll-out. A Niall lookalike is never gonna come a-knocking on her door so she's thrown her hat into the ladysphere. She'll inevitably meet a chubby lesbian online, they'll meet up, gorge themselves on pizzas and sweet treats, and then spend the night fingering themselves to 1D.

True! She probably realised she’ll never have her own Niall so she is trying her luck with women. She seems to be into skinny girls but if she ends up loving another fat woman that’s going to make her balloon so much faster. Their favourite activity together would be eating. Gemma would LOVE a lifestyle like that.

More food and horses! Of course McDonald’s.

She lives in a grim Soviet era block of flats by the looks of it. And what is that weird meal with tuna and blobs of cream all over it?

That building is so ugly. The meal looks so bad. It looks to have tomatoes, olives and salad greens. Is that Gemma’s vision of a salad? Why add cream to it?

Did she post that to show she eats “salads” too? She failed miserably. That meal isn’t healthy at all with all those fattening toppings.

Gemma’s face is so oddly shaped and puffy.

Even if she lost 50lb she'd probably still have a round chubby face. Only buccal fat removal could save her.

Exactly. I don’t think any weight loss would save her face. Those cheeks are droopy and super round. She should consider an operation like that, R305.

More pizza on Gemma’s Twitter. She had her pizza topped with fries too.

I don't know of anyone else who eats pizza with fries. She also bizarrely thinks people will relate to her or admire her for doing so. And of course she includes an ugly horse in the collage.

I never saw anyone dumping a portion of fries on their pizza before! That adds so many calories and it’s just super unhealthy in general. And how does she manage to eat so much? Does she devour the whole pizza by herself?

It’s wild that she thinks people will relate to her! Does she really think she is special for being such a glutton? It’s weird she finds it funny how much she eats.

Look, I'm a fattie and I love pizza and I love fries. But never together. That's just weird.

Yeah. Why compare two high calorie meals. That pizza is humongous so if that doesn’t fill her up that’s quite worrying. Massive appetite.

My autocorrect changed “combine” to “compare”. 😬

Gemma has announced a new crush. I am trying to figure out which one of them is ‘Jacob’.

There isn't a fat one in the line up!

Exactly! So it’s hard to guess. But maybe the one with slightly rounder face?

Gemma also said she got her extra wide riding boots and she loves them. And new breeches which are probably size XXL.

She probably likes the one with the double chin. Are they a Eurovision entry?

She'll look horrendous in tight riding breeches!

Googled and yes, the weird looking guys in suits are Sweden's entry for the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest. Why is giant Gemma getting excited when she boycotted Eurovision last year because Israel was a part of it?

Oh yes, she boycotted last year! Why is she all of a sudden jumping back into it? She probably wants to have her Eurovision feast and that’s why Gemma will watch the contest. So she can eat as much as her heart desires.

I can definitely imagine Gemma liking the one with the double chin. She loves blubbery men so a round chubby face and multiple chins must be appealing to her.

Ewww! Imagine Gemma’s lardy legs in some riding breeches. They must be so tight on her. Gross!

Gemma confirmed jakob is the one with a double chin! Why does she only like chubby looking men?

Ha ha ha! We guessed right. She's so predictable.

We did! It’s hilarious. She only likes fat men. Are we surprised she loves the one with a double chin? How does she always find new fatties to talk about?

Gemma called chubby Jakob a “cutie patootie”! 🤣 Nothing cute about a round face like that.

After watching this video I understand why Gemma likes this Jakob guy. He’s got a very unfit body with a bulging belly and no definition to his face at all. Very soft features and a double chin.

I wonder what Gemma means with this. Is she making up lies again?

Sounds like she got involved with someone but it didn't go well.

If that’s what happened I am not surprised it didn’t go well. Gemma either was eating too much or was just too fat for her date's liking. Gemma should try her luck with people who actually wanna date fatties.

I am interested now. I would love to hear what went wrong. And of course Gemma’s Tumblr anon never got back to her. I think the anon dodged a bullet to be honest.

Could Gemma be lying? So she doesn’t seem as single as she is.

I don't know why she would even bother lying on that blog. It's like her diary. Would you lie to your diary? Nobody on Tumblr reads it or gives it notes.

Well that’s probably right, R329. I was thinking because she got some anons asking her why she is still single.

I was surprised she’d have anything going on relationship wise. She seems so lonely.

She keeps posting this new fatso she discovered. That double chin is massive.

Niko has piled on the weight since Lard Channel went on a break. Massive double chin.

[QUOTE] She keeps posting this new fatso she discovered. That double chin is massive.

Weird because the rest of him isn't fat.

I think if she was lying she'd say she was in a nice relationship not pretend to be messed around by a situationship? Situationships are for saddos

Wow, Niko definitely gained weight! He clearly isn’t doing much and not taking care of himself while on a break. Probably drinking alcohol and eating junk food.

True R333. To me Jakob the blubber face does look like someone who has a tendency to gain weight easily. Those soft features and a double chin, you know? And he doesn’t look like someone who works out either. That’s what probably catches Gemma’s eye.

Also that is a good point on the relationship status. Maybe she’d rather lie about a proper relationship and not some sad situationship. She must be a horrible person to be around if she can’t even have a proper relationship. What a sad life. Is she going to be alone for life?

She's one of those people who thinks they'll be fine as long as they have a friendship group. But then something dire like the pandemic arrives and people living with their partners barely suffer, whereas those living alone go weeks without speaking to another human in the flesh.

In the next five years, most of her friends will marry and leave her behind.

I’d imagine Gemma was all alone during the pandemic. She probably filled the emptiness with food.

She is going to be very lonely when all of her friends are married. What is she going to do then?

She is hilarious! Answering to that anon with more pictures of Mr. Double Chin. He looks like he smells of hamburgers.

Why does she wants everyone to know that she thinks that double chins are CUTE? 🤢

Gemma is posting so many photos of blubber faced Jakob now. She also said she went to meet that Haloo band and that Ellie complimented her. Gemma probably thinks that it meant something more.

Gemma is down bad. She should try find a proper relationship. Isn’t that exhausting to drool over celebs every single day?

Yes, I agree, R340. She needs to find herself a nice, simple, rotund man.

Gemma’s old flat mate is visiting her and all they do is eat. Wasn’t that what they did in London all the time too?

Masses of greasy food. That white cheese looks horrible. Remember when Gemma and her London flatmates took big suitcases on wheels to the supermarket?

Yep. So unhealthy as always. The cheese must be flavourless and so plain. And it looks fattening too.

I remember that! Huge suitcases so they can carry massive amounts of food back to their flat. Who does that? Didn’t they order takeout every other day too? That’s super gross.

Also, this guy is not exactly fit so of course Gemma is impressed. He’s got a soft, flabby body like all of Gemma’s crushes.

Gemma posted a box of sweets, plus more pasta.

Every day is as unhealthy as ever for her. All of it looks very high calorie as well. Also the coffee she posted must be packed with sugar and calories. Lots of caramel drizzle.

Does she eat sweets every day? At this point I think it’s going to be a wonder if she changes her diet and tries to be healthier. This has been going on for years?

Niall is so fat right now that he has boobs.

Niall is so fat right now that he has boobs.

He has definitely been packing on the pounds! Look at those boobs and belly! Gemma seems to be super excited about that. Why does she want him unhealthy?

What happened that made him balloon like that?

Lardo! So much unhealthy food!

Why were the nurses gifted all that food to devour during their night shift? They clearly just sat around stuffing their faces with high calorie items instead of working! Not very professional.

It’s weird they got so much food. And they’re nurses so they should know what healthy diets are like. I was also thinking how much do these nurses eat at night? It’s not healthy to devour massive amounts of food in the middle of the night.

They should be taking care of their patients but with that mountain of food I doubt they’ve had time to do so.

Gemma says she relates to Jakob that the faster you eat the better. It’s not very healthy to eat so fast. Your brain can’t keep up with the signal of being full so you easily overeat.

No wonder she suffers from acid reflux if she gobbles her food.

And she seems to be so proud of it too! Why does she want everyone to know that she gobbles her food?

That oesophagus of hers is going to suffer big time with her eating habits.

Countless anons have laughed at her for being obsessed with food but she carries on posting it, year after year. There's definitely something a bit autistic about her

I don’t understand why she doesn’t stop posting if people are making fun of her. I think you’re right that she is autistic, R357. And she is overly obsessed with all of her favourite fat singers.

It’s also super strange to me that she finds it funny if she eats a box of cereal or the fact that she gobbles her food. That’s so unhealthy and not amusing at all. Does she even have time to enjoy the taste of the food?

She is also in denial about her health. How is she a nurse and does not know what causes acid reflux? She thinks she got it out of nowhere?

Yes, she seems to have forgotten everything she ever learned on her nursing course. It's common knowledge that eating too fast leads to acid reflux.

That is actually pretty scary. I can imagine there are so many more things she has forgotten about her nursing course. She is a dangerous nurse. Just stuffing her face and not looking after her patients.

Everything about her is so messed up. And on top of everything she is obese. I’d hate to be her.

Gemma is going through it. She reblogged two posts :

stop making yourself easily available for people who never prioritize you

Stop forcing shit... if they're not giving you the same effort & energy, fall back

I wonder why she can’t form a stabile relationship? Those posts sound like people don’t like her enough and lose interest very easily. What does she do wrong when interacting with people? Or is she just super boring?

I wonder if she has Borderline Personality Disorder.

She probably is super boring and just drones on about Blind Channel, Niall, horses etc like a schoolgirl. She comes across as autistic to me.

Borderline personality disorder sounds very possible. She probably has multiple diagnoses.

Probably autistic too. She has clearly special interests in celebrities and obsesses about them every day. And food. If that’s possible. She is probably the kind of person who waits for opportunities to mention her special interests in conversations and doesn’t want to hear what the other person has to say.

Autism diagnosis could also explain why she isn’t very good with relationships.

One thing about autistic people is that they are very set in their ways and unresponsive to suggestions that they change. With Gemma, there's no way she doesn't know about our Lardos threads. The trolls we get will have sent her tumblr messages about the threads. She's probably read some of the posts but instead of being embarrassed, she just carried on posting her high calorie food.

That’s true! I have a feeling she knows about these threads. They’ve been around for years now. Someone must have messaged her.

Does she not feel embarrassed at all? She is being called out for her unhealthy diet and fast food consumption and still posts about it. And she is so proud, too! And posts those fat singers constantly even though she’s been called a chubby chaser before.

She always gets mad too when an anon suggests her to fix her diet and eat healthier. She refuses that change too. It’s almost like an autistic meltdown of some sort.

Exactly, R369. Gemma has also blogged about her friends and co workers calling her out for eating too much, and she just got angry and refused to listen. 'I can eat what I want!'

She then has fits when she can't get riding boots to fit over her gigantic calves.

R368, I was curious to see how long exactly these Lardo threads have been running and it's over four years! This was one of the first.

Yes, R370, I remember her posting about people calling her out for that, too! She always gets so angry and that’s definitely not normal. A normal person would self reflect and think about their choices. Eating unhealthy seems to be Gemma’s safety net at this point. She is so fixated on food.

It’s only going to end bad for her. She has already had medical issues because of her diet and it’s not going to get any better if she doesn’t change.

For over fours years! Gemma must know about these threads. Wouldn’t it be weird if no one told her? She doesn’t care and refuses to accept any advice from her anons.

That riding boot incident was so funny to witness. Was that not a wake up call for her?

Nothing is ever a wake up call for her!

Clearly not! She doesn’t fit into a regular size and has to get a plus size and she thinks that’s normal. She probably thinks she can’t do anything about it.

Here she says ‘two beer Jakob’ is very relatable. Of course this guy is yet another alcoholic. I wonder if Gemma always has two drinks in her hands, too?

Why is she so impressed by this guy with his fat face drinking two pints of beer? She clearly relates. Niall, Niko, Fataldi, Jakob - all alcoholics.

I think Gemma is more a binge drinker than an alcoholic as she'd be fired if she was drinking around her patients.

I have no idea why she finds fat faced Jakob drinking two pints of beer impressive. He looks like he is going to develop serious heavy jowls in a few years. Already looking pretty severe with those chubby cheeks.

I think you’re right, R376. Gemma probably doesn’t drink every day but when she drinks she drinks A LOT. She can probably drink multiple pints each time.

Why are all of her crushes alcoholics?

It's her ambition to be an alcoholic too. Remember when she said she sometimes drinks eight pints a night, interspersed with shots? Only her job is holding her back from committing fully.

Such a weird life goal but that’s definitely what she wants to be. She looks up to these men drinking huge amounts of alcohol and always mentions how she relates and loves the alcohol in the photos.

I didn’t remember she said she drinks that much but that didn’t surprise me either! Eight pints AND shots? At this rate she will start drinking more and more often and at some point quit her job to commit fully. How can a short woman drink so much?

Surpise! Or not? Gemma posted massive cakes on her Tumblr blog.

And another photo of Jakob’s band with a table full of beer!

Gemma: Them cakes were so good!

She seems to be on permanent night shifts - how soul destroying.

Of course she loved the cakes! I bet she ate massive slices of them. The other one seems to be savoury?

She is always on a night shift! Why would she do that to herself? Permanent night shifts must be bad for her health too?

Eating cakes at 3am on a night shift must really confuse your metabolism.

Exactly! I can only imagine all the other things she eats during her shifts. Not sleeping and stuffing her face with cakes must have a terrible affect on her health.

Sooner or later she is going to start drinking more too. Why does she want to be just like her alcoholic idols?Does she choose her idols based on who drinks and who doesn’t?

This is her criteria:

- evidence of fat! Even if it's just a double chin like this Jakob guy

- evidence of heavy drinking and a lot of partying

- a liking for pizza/burgers etc

You got it right, R386!

All of her idols look like they have potential to gain weight. Like they’re on the softer side. Jakob has a massive double chin and also looks like he has a stockier build in general compared to the other guys in the band. She is definitely a chubby chaser.

It’s also true Gemma tracks all the alcohol her idols consume. She’s always super excited to see her beloved lardos chugging down alcoholic beverages.

Are all of these guys big eaters too? Niall is a massive lardo for sure. As well as Fataldi. I’d imagine Niko and Jakob are foodies too. Jakob especially looks like he reeks of hamburgers.

Her criteria is something I would have on my “red flags” list. I’d never crush on someone like that. Obese and unhealthy. Super gross!

I think their slovenly ways make them seem more attainable to our gluttonous nurse.

I cannot believe she is a nurse! She should know everything about health. She is everything but healthy and she LOVES EVERYTHING unhealthy. It’s so bizarre. And how PROUD she is of her drooling over these fatsos? It’s weird she mentions she loves bellies and double chins. That’s embarrassing.

And it’s probably about how she relates to these alcoholic binge eaters. She feels homelike when she sees them behaving the same way she does?

Excessive alcohol consumption and a desire for fatty foods go hand in hand. Freaks like Fataldi think the grease soaks up the alcohol and cures a hangover.

Niko and Jakob aren't obese yet and neither is Niall.

New pic of Lewis Fataldi from five days ago! He still looks immense.

Very true, R392. Alcohol and junk food do go hand in hand. Lewis Fataldi looks bigger than before! He isn’t looking after himself.

That’s true. Niall, Niko or Jakob aren’t obese YET. They all have that evidence of fat. Soft features and all of them look like they put on weight easily if they don’t watch what they’re eating.

Gemma clearly has a type in men. It was hilarious how we immediately guessed Jakob was the one with the double chin. Gemma doesn’t fancy chiselled guys.

But she does fancy skinny girls!

It really is so weird! How does her brain work? All the men she likes have to be soft and blubbery but all the girls are thin! Would think it’s either one? I’d love to know the logic there.