Which celebrity cock do you want to see the most?

Topher Grace's cock. It's supposed to be XL.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen. I bet it's really juicy and smells divine.

Trump. And I’d like to see it in the NYT front page above the fold.

Ross Lynch

R1 he’s very underrated hot. I’ve always found him sexy.

Pitbull. He's not sexy, but he appears to have a huge slab of meat and I really wanna see it.

James Purefoy. I've seen it before but not lately.

The Hammaconda.

Justin Theroux

Liam, hard.

r7 It's just a drier and wrinklier version of what you've already seen. Peen don't change fundamentally over the years.

Jon Hamm's swingin' schlong.

The Hamm Hog

Dax Shepard. He's fug but he's supposed to have a double digit donger.

Matthew Lillard, also appears and rumored to be hung like a horse.

Jude Law's erect

Ben Browder.

DDL. But like, back in his prime.

Tom Holland.

And his ass. I really want to see his ass.

R10- If Mad Men had originally been shown on HBO instead of AMC they would have shown Don Draper at one point FULL FRONTAL.

Richard Gadd's could be interesting, no?

R16- For you.

[quote]Matthew Lillard, also appears and rumored to be hung like a horse.

Having seen him in tighty-whities, I'd say that's true.

R21 in real life???

R21 details and/or photos….

Kit Harington

Forrest Tucker

He wants to see it too, OP.

Brad Pitt's - just to see how it has matured since that famous nude shot of him on the terrace decades ago.

He wore them in a play he was in, r23. It was maybe 12 years ago at a theater in Burbank.

Bambi Galatzine's if she had one.

Randolph Mantooth ca. 1974

I would love to see him FULL frontal naked back then .

r29 Puny cocklets could be just as interesting a sight as outright schlongs. Perhaps even more so.

Garrett Neff

Andrew Scott.

R31 Oy agree ! I use it as a handle to flip her over

Chris Messina's Italian pinga.

Garrett Neff

Taylor Zakhar Perez

R37 I assume you mean the real one and not the obvious prosthetic he wore for Minx.

Chris Wood's in his prime, before Melissa's snatch got to it.

Chris Klein.

Cary Elwes around the time of The Princess Bride and Dev Patel around the time of The Green Knight.

Bea Arthur

Abe Vigoda

My own.

Dave Bautista. I fantasize it's a beercan like porn actor Masculine Jason.

Show me them big boys!

[quote] Trump. And I’d like to see it in the NYT front page above the fold.

I bet Stormy Daniels was the last one to see it. Even DJT himself probably hasn't seen it for years. It's all hidden by a big hanging belly.

Jonathon Bailey. He always has a bulge and has BDE for days.

Funny you ask OP. Just this morning I read some article about the Lithuanian foreign minister Gabrielius Landsbergis. And the inquisitive politics buff that I am went straight to "Hmm... I wonder what his dick looks like." Can you blame me?

Prince William, and hard as a rock. Clear picture including royal balls. We've seen his soft teen cock.

Jason Statham

Eric Decker

r45 had no idea who that was but DAMN that guy has a fat dick

That guy is gross as fuck, R53. Ewww.

Henry Cavill hard and leaking.

Gavin Newsom

Nick Jonas

R53 Evidence that size does not mean much without solid aesthetic.

Since a Time Machine has come into play…

Vic Tayback.

Beto O'Rourke

R60 I’m visualizing a long tall runner dick.

R54 R58 I agree, he looks scuzzy. But he does have a fat dick....which was all I said.

I bet Matt Bomer has a beautiful cock.

John Mayer. I've lusted after him since his first album.

[quote] I bet Matt Bomer has a beautiful cock.

Phenomenal

Another vote for Cary Elwes. Plus, of course, Clint Walker c. 1955.

Crown Prince Pavlos of Greece and and his son, Prince Constantine-Alexios.

Why should Marie-Chantal be the only one to see them?

I remember reading in the early 90s about the desires of Matthew Modine and Cary Elwes to have full-frontal scenes in movies. They shopped their offers, but no one in Hollywood bit.

I wish I had seen Kevin Costner full-frontal when he was younger. I heard his bush was so big it was distracting. It's why they cut the full-frontal scene in the shower from the first cut of "For the Love of the Game".

Eddie Cibrian

Austin Butler and Cavill, both at the same time preferably..

Bruce Springsteen’s, suddenly and strangely.

Josh Hawley

Jake Tapper

David Harbour

Zack Morris in the college years

Mitt Romney

Just show all the dicks from soft to fully hard. Then they lift their cocks and show their nutsacks and then turn, spread and let us get a gander at their pooters. That'll do.

[quote]Which celebrity cock do you want to see the most?

Foghorn Leghorn.

Especially the "Leghorn" part.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Prince Harry.

Harry Styles

Francis X Bushman

I don't agree with Josh Hawley's politics at all, but I would swallow his cock until my nostrils were completely filled with pubic hairs.

Meloni. Rock hard, leaking precum, balls bouncing.

R77 ashamed to say I want to see Romney and Ryan both.

Johnny Rapid

Bob Newhart

Ryan Goaling

Good News, R87!!

Chris & Liam Hemsworth. At the same time.

I want to see them all, and I want them NOW!

Dermot Mulroney

Simon Baker

Alexander Skarsgård

Justin Trudeau

I’ve been advised by my lawyers to refrain from answering that question in a public forum. Apparently, I’m not Roman Polanski or this isn’t Europe or some shit like that.

The one I want to see least: Caitlyn Jenner's.

80’s Tom Selleck!

R73 All of this AI stuff is bullshit.

Alex Pettyfer

Tim O’Tay

There is a stunning expert on Orange Mussolini’s cocklet.

Josh Charles

Armie Hammer

NBC News' Morgan Chesky

Chad Wolf

Phil Keoghan

Why so much interest in Jon Hamm's? He's a raging drunk, I doubt his works.

Luke Kirby (Lenny Bruce, Mrs. Maisel).

Charles Shaughnessy (Mr. Sheffield, The Nanny).

Craig Ferguson.

R106, When your cock has its own Instagram page, people want to see it.

I agree with R42. Exhume Bea's body. I want to see if Jeff Ross was right.

Jake Gyllenhaal's dry glans Adam Levine because he has long feet Chris Evans because it is rumored that the dick pic from 2020 was not his but it was sent to him by someone else Someone once said he is a tall 6"2' man like Ryan Reynolds but his penis is only 4 inches. I want to see if Reynold's suffers the same Harvey Weinstein's vagina-penis Dylane Mulvaney

Armie Hammer would be fun. He doesn't have big dick energy so I'm curious how women let themselves be so dickmatised.

R110 I agree with Ryan Reynolds. He did a shoot with Men’s Health years ago and was stunning with a clipped hairy chest. I don’t even care about the size of his dick I just want to see it and have him sit on my face.

Tasty queeny young man.

Just one.

R113

Elias Koteas while he was a shooting "Zodiac". The VPL shots alone induced heavy breathing on my part.

R116 Your post makes me miss the Elias Koteas Troll that used to post here. His prose was a thing of beauty.

Mark Andrews

Lots of the tall guys I have crushes on.

Stephen Merchant and Brett Waterman to name two. Dorks but I want to see if they correspond to body height, anyway.

Ari "Whore" Melber.

I'm just wild about Harry's

Eduardo Noriega, up close and personal. This is a pic from his movie "Novo" but it's too far away.

I'd also like to see Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Gerard Butler.

R122 it is a worm

David Muir. And I'd suck it, too.

Oh yeah Jeffrey Dean Morgan would be on that list, rumored to be huge

Mitt Romney and his five sons altogether to size up all of them.

Barack Obama

Joe Biden, Beau Biden and thrown in Hunter even though we've seen his.

Ronan Farrow. I've heard good things.

R127=Mama Mia.

Ben Willbond

Thanks for that R123. I'm hoping it was cold that day.

Michael Shannon.

Both of them, R84?

Oh yeah. I would go for Josh Hawley too. He looks like a mean, mean nasty fuck.

Guy Kibbee

Since he made me gay, John Schneider.

Finn Balor

oh....Finn Balor

Op is obviously desperate

R134 Lois Kibbee's was probably bigger.

R133. Agreed, he looks like an angry bossy bottom.

I think a raffle to guess Hammer’s size is in order. Along with verificata when the winner is announced.

He's hardly a celebrity, but Louis Virtell.

R107- I’ve always been attracted to Luke Kirby. At least he’s shown his cute naked ass on some shows .

There was one forgettable show on HBO where he showed his cute ass and even his his balls while fucking some 👧

Say You Love Me - that’s the show

All of them! But especially juicey Big Black Penes.

The entire male cast of ABC’s 9-1-1.

A threesome with Tommy and Buck, especially.

R107- His ass and his balls.

Vin Diesel.

Senator Jon Ossoff

Lenny and Squiggy

R122- Definitely my type. Well hung ( I love a guy who’s cock dangles like that) and a nice natural slim body.

R104- Those are cock sucking lips 👄.

Matt Barr and/or Jake McDorman

I thought we've seen Jake McDorman's dick?

King Tut

Tony Dokoupil from CBS mornings.

Idris Elba.

Huey (HUGE-Y?) Lewis! Remember him? He's not dead, is he!?

Van Hansis Chandler Massey Zach Tinker Christopher Sean

All my soap gays, in other words. Already seen the leaks of Scott Evans and Jake Silberman, so they're checked off the list.

Chris Wood

Mo Rocca

R160 I've had it in my mouth. Big ol' piece o' meat.

Glen Powell. And he needs to never make such ashiteous movie as Anyone But You, again. Sydney Sweeney will be the death of his career.

Rusty Joiner

Thanks, R155! I'd only seen a very small version of that photo of Tony D before. He fine. Pity about the two litters of kids, but to each their own.

Dylan

Let’s put this to the eye test.

R155 I never found Tony all that hot, until I saw this picture. Katy is one lucky woman.

I wish we had seen George Michael’s.

R167 Many did!

Jimmy Garoppolo

Matt Rife

Jon Cena

Chris Colfer and Darren Criss, together. Throw Chord Overstreet in the mix, too.

Do people in the news count?

If so . . . Michael Fanone

r172, Chris would have to be the top...

Damn, another vote for Jimmy Garoppolo...

Celebrity cock you say?

I still think this Garopollo guy is gay because when he smiles he has gay-mouth and despite being 32, no children and wife. Of course he could also be a smart straight dude who is MGTOW because these days all rich men get out of a girlfriend is child support and divorce in the future, so he better stays single. His mother probably gave him that advice.

[quote]I still think this Garopollo guy is gay because when he smiles he has gay-mouth and despite being 32, no children and wife.

Are you sure it's not because you're a DL-er, and DL thinks every good-looking guy is gay?

[quote]Chris Colfer and Darren Criss, together. Throw Chord Overstreet in the mix, too.

A gleesome threesome.

I heard they saved it in a jar.

[quote] I think a raffle to guess Hammer’s size is in order.

When he was having his controversies I saw on some social media screenshot that it is 18 cm, so about 7 inches.

Rubirosa

I wanted to see what was underneath Robert Blake's underwear when I saw him in "In Cold Blood". I watched "Baretta" hoping for a repeat performance.

I imagined he had a big cock, and I couldn't imagine the magnitude of his bush.

Tom Brady was once caught sunbathing full-frontal nude by a photographer. He bought all the pictures to prevent publication. I would have loved to see them.

Elliot Page. Admit it, you would take a gander.

Conner Floyd

Duane Martin, Will Smith's alleged long time lover who was "murdering" his hole 🙃

Dick York in his prime…the tall thin ones are always packing.

Did Elliot Page buy a frankencock? Did he grow it on his arm first?

R189. He apparently stole both the cock and balls from you.

Sam Elliott and Parker Stevenson

[quote]Did Elliot Page buy a frankencock? Did he grow it on his arm first?

He got it from your mom.

Jean Stapleton

Jon Osoff and Michael Cohen

Jesse Watters

I don't want to see any of them. In most cases, you're going to be disappointed. It's best to just imagine.

R195. You know he’s a bossy bottom.

I initially read the thread title as "Which celebrity cook do you want to see the most?"

Alan Ritchson. Pre molestation.

Max Thieriot from Seal Team and Fire Country. I also need to see his body hair pattern and how hairy his ass is.

Robert Russler from Nightmare on Elm Street 2. He was absolutely gorgeous and has said in the past that he’s bi. He’s grown into a very sexy daddy.

Jason Prestley, who is reportedly hung like a horse.

Robbie Williams from Take That.

Jose Law and Ewan McGregor, both hung supposedly.

Matthew Grey Gubler from Criminal Minds because he’s a renaissance man and I love and good-looking art nerd.

r200, MGG is transitioning.

Another vote for Jon Ossoff. Sexy as fuck.

R201, where did you hear that because the internet doesn’t know it and he’s still wearing men’s clothes and no makeup in his Instagram posts.

Ewan McGregor has shown his cock in multiple films.

Yeah, but never HARD.

[quote]Jason Prestley, who is reportedly hung like a horse.

Do you mean Jason PRIESTLEY? There's a brief glimpse of his flopping cut Canadian cock in Calendar Girl (1993):

Michael Steele and Ari Melber.

Michael Steele has very bad breath.

Tom Brady prolly has a micro peen.

Matt Gutman. Something tells me he'd gladly whip it out with a smile after a few Moscow Mules.

70s twink prince Dennis Christopher, it's rumored to be very impressive.

R66-In 1995 I was going to a bar on the upper West side of Manhattan called the Works- A lot of preppy and yuppie guys would go there. These two friends were often there one of them looked just like that actor. He was the spitting image of him.

Guttman ?

Is he related to Murray Guttman?

R208, how do you know? Did you kiss him?

Now that someone started a thread about him, Matthew Gray Gubler.

Bonanza era Michael Landon.

Fred Dryer. I never knew what any of the plot lines were when I watched "Hunter," because I was always focused on his crotch.

I'll second the Mo Rocca mention. I'd heard from a friend that he has quite a slab.

[quote] Matt Gutman. Something tells me he'd gladly whip it out with a smile after a few Moscow Mules.

We know he'll flash his pubes at the sight of a camera!

Nick and Joe Jonas

Another vote for my Daddy, David Harbour.

Joe Keery and Dacre Montgomery for me if we're doing Stranger Things cocks.

Kevin Jonas’ puny cocklet

R178 Sorry Honey but from 00:05 until 00:09 I see gay movements. The very soft swinging of his head and how he corrects his shirt. He appears to be a cute gay so I think instead or arguing against me, how about you support his coming out because if you don't he will be forced to have a PR child like many other athletes in oder to get high paid contracts for all kinds of clothing giants (homophobia).

I wouldn’t want R224 on my jury.

Call me sick but I really want to peek at Oscar Pistorius's junk.

Dylan O'Brien

I would have paid to see Robert Urich's cock and low hangers back in the day.

Let's throw in Noah Schnapp, as a treat

R228 I got to see Robert Urich at the Faneuil Hall Marketplace in Boston when they were filming Spenser for Hire (around 1987?) , and got to shake his hand while he was hanging around as they were setting up for a reshoot. He was very amiable.

R227, some of Dylan O'Brien's sex pics leaked a few years ago.

Here's the one with his hard cock:

R230, I worked in the Back Bay section of Boston during the years Spenser was filmed here and was often mistaken for Robert Urich on the streets because we had the same build, coloring and there was a facial resemblance.

Alas, it was mainly by little boys and elderly women.

You can have Elliot's cock, too. Go for the uncut version because you are an iconoclast.

Phil Mattingly (CNN):

Jonathan Toews.

r235 the hockey player?

Ox Anna Buy Yule

Paul Rudd

Hawley?

I've been in a gym with him and his little cock is part of the phony US patriot pose this piece of shit plays.

Truly disgusting. A lot of careful towel action but it comes off in the sauna.

Michael Fanone.

R240 fuck yeah!

yes r235

Ever since I saw him in Black Hawk Down in 2002- Eric Bana. I know he’s got a huge one. Lemme see it hard! That’s all I ask.

So hot.

I'd eat Toews ass too. While giving him a handy dandy.

Thanks R242.

The Toews era of the Blackhawks had quite a few hot guys. I wouldn't mind having Patrick Sharp's cock in my face.

r243 Bana has a big one?

Juan Martín del Potro. It has been said that he's hung as fuck.

Ben McKenzie, during his "The O.C." days.

Hallmark Hunks:

Peter Porte

Luke Macfarlane

Andrew Walker

Ryan Paevey

The Sublime Porte.

Race car driver and former Dancing With the Stars winner Helio Castroneves.

Billy Porter. He certainly does not have Big Dick Energy so if he's hung it will be a fun surprise.

I think Max Greenfield probably has a nice dick.

Peter Porte will probably show it to you if you ask him

They made so many jokes about how large Ashton Kutcher's cock was on Two and a Half Men and showed him naked so much that I would love to see if it was all hype or not.

Is Jimmy Garoppolo still with the superannuated female porn star girlfriend? Was she a beard? (Would have been an odd choice for a beard, especially given that he was a young, hot rising star at the time.) And yes, I'd like to see his dick, too.

Daddy Glenn Kirschner.

So many of the big dudes I assumed would be at least average have been a super disappointment, like Favre and Gronk. (Though the jury's still out on Gronk, I guess, he could be a grower.)

R258, Brett Favre’s cock is hardly disappointing.

R259 LMAO it's like maybe 4 inches. He's a nubdick.

Gronk peen pix, plz.

R261 Google “Gronk LPSG”

I would not mind getting a look at, to say nothing of a taste of, Aaron Tveit's cock.

Does Hawley have a big bush, R239? He might trim it to make his cock look bigger, but I suspect he was born with the big bush gene.

All bush and no meat, no wonder why he wants everyone to live in hell.

I can't remember the actress but she was a girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher before Demi, and she cracked that clearly size didn't matter for Demi.

R266, Brittany Murphy?

R260 lies.

Brian Tyler Cohen

R256 And speaking of potential NFL closet cases, Christian McCaffrey's cock is a must-see as well.

R268 : basically as big as his thumb plus the fleshy pad underneath so… not very good.

You’re full of shit, R271.

R268 are you blind?

Michael Strahan

R272 can’t even bother to look at the picture at R268.

Pietro Boselli.

Pietro has shown a teeny bit of cock, and there was a hidden locker room cam that showed more of it.

I had forgotten all about Pietro Boselli.

r278, MAGA is a dick wilter, don't care how hot someone is...

Pietro walking his flaccid peen around the lockerroom.

^^Pietro's cock is intact. He slid back his foreskin in that vid.

R280 Strange... this looks staged because he retracted his foreskin for the American audience that will see his peen in this leaked video. It really makes it appear that someone filmed this on purpose with his consent so that he is in the news again. It reminds me of the German actor who also had to retract his foreskin in the netflix series called Sense8. The Wachowski sisters told him to do that because it would offend American audiences to see foreskin. Sad that we shame the natural male body over here.

Foreskin forever

Greek gold medal gymnast Eleftherios Petrounias

R284 my ex was Greek and he was smelly

I’m not really a fan of the guy, but I’d love to see Jason Sudeikis’ dick. I bet it’s pretty nice.

That pleases me to no end, R265. Josh Hawley with a full bush sounds very sexy to me. I'd go hunting around for his peen if I was anywhere near the area.

We all need a laugh or two.

All MAGA dicks.

I volunteer to suck Josh Hawley's cock (and then tell the press).

Toews is a drunken bisexual mess.

Chris Cuomo. Something very sexy about him, and it would be kind of unexpected. Not like some actor who might just be paid a lot to show it in some movie.

R285. Maybe it was you.

Brazilian politician Eduardo Leite

R286 I've heard he's huge. Not a surprise, many Lithuanian guys are.

I wouldn't say I want to see it now, but Steve Martin was hot as fuck in the 70s and 80s and I would have loved to see it.

[quote]Toews is a drunken bisexual mess.

Details please, R290.

Toews has permanent angry face.

R279, how do we know Pietro Boselli is MAGA?

[quote]Tasty queeny young man.

R113 that is so hot, who is that? Extremely sexy

Hawley?

[quote]I've been in a gym with him and his little cock is part of the phony US patriot pose this piece of shit plays.

[quote]Truly disgusting. A lot of careful towel action but it comes off in the sauna.

No surprises there knew he had a puny cocklet R239, he just seems that type, although he does have a very cute little butt that I want to fuck hard and raw

R268 That's not a big dick.

R299 watches gay porn 6-8 hours each day.

R300 Plenty of average dicks in gay porn. Just like Brett's.

No, not every dick is a double digit dong and yes, porn has warped our sense of what a big dick should look like.

But having said all that, Favre's dick is smaller than expected for his height and substantial physical presence. It is not a big dick in any way, shape or form.

If that Vienna Sausage is enough for you, cheers to you. But it was a disappointment.

And that was HARD.

(Gronk's is soft in what we saw, so I'm hoping he's much bigger when aroused....)

R302, Brett’s cock is more than average. I cannot imagine anyone on here turning it down.

[quote]Brett’s cock is more than average

When you say more do you mean below? If you think that’s big then you are very unlucky and I feel sorry for you.

R298, that is RYAN REYNOLDS!

I can't find the full give where Ryan twirls and walks out with his tiny butt in the string.

Paul Rudd's.

Joe Manganiello - current host of Deal or No Deal Island

R308 As annoying as his persona is, I have a feeling he is seriously packing. Would love to see it.

The photo at R308 makes it NECESSARY that we see Joe Manganiello's cock NOW.

R309 I have a feeling it's a cocklet. Lots of overgrown bodybuilder types have teeny weenies.

Jim Acosta

David Muir

Lawrence O'Donnell

Joe Scarborough

Jacob Soboroff

Gadi Schwartz

Jacob Soboroff gives great NJB vibes. Thanks, r313.

Ryan Kwanten

Tony Danza

Jake Tapper. I have a feeling several thousand crushes would crash.

Twoes got caught, I forget which city, sucking face with a male cope out in the street. Caused a brawl when he tried to get some guys phone away who was taking pictures.

I think Ina Garden would be fun to hang with. Or maybe Emeril Lagasse.

"Reasons why Jonathan Toews is glaringly bisexual." Mentions Datalounge.

US Olympic gymnast Danell Layva, though from the looks of this routine his dick isnt what he wants to get attention.

r321

I'm pretty sure his pics are out there... I am glad he finally admitted he's gay(or maybe Bi but bi now... gay later)

His dick pics were leaked R321 - Great body, nice dick.

Paris Olympics coming up soon! Lots of swimmers, divers, water polo players, track and field, volleyball, etc. A feast for the eyes!

Pretty much any and all the hot male gymnasts from the Olympics.

A whole list of my HGTV crushes. Including Ben and Josh from Hometown, Dave Marrs, Brett Waterman, Scott McGillivray, Michael Cordray, and from a long while back, Jason Cameron.

Hell, even Tarek whatshisface who I usually can't stand.

(I'm sure I'm forgetting someone)

Richard Simmons...he's rumored to be massively hung.

R31e, I met Jacob. He's just as handsome in person. Very much an extrovert.

r327 = Pauly Shore

R326, Scott McGillivray always shows great bulge on his shows. I would love to see what's under there.

Matt Gutman. We've already seen his hairy pubes.

John Cena. I know, I know.....*sigh*

Mike Holmes

Mike Holmes Jr.

I'm glad wife Lisa got rid of that nose ring, it was so off-putting.

R333 R334 I DID forget them on my list! And Mike Holmes Jr would be near the top of that list!

All the Broadway actors who have been rumored to have big ones, even some that are older now. Howard McGillin, Roger Bart, Andy Karl to name but a few.

Oh, and Victor Garber.

John Larroquette in his prime.

Heck, I wouldn’t mind seeing it now, to be perfectly honest.

Yes, I’ve been streaming OG Night Court.

R337 yes, seconded. I like those big solid tall guys.

Greg Davies is another one.

Reid Scott from VEEP and Alden Ehrenreich are my two crushes right now. I wanna see those big hairy dicks.

Reid Scott is now one of the cops on Law & Order, r340. No dong so far.

Lindsey Graham in thongs

One of my friends (girl) had a fling with Roger Bart many years ago. Said it was HUGE. And she had plenty of experience to judge - trust me.

Justin Long. We’ve seen the pics but I want to see it up close and in person.

r343 That's long been the rumor. He's not the handsomest man in the galaxy but I'd still be willing to see it and, if he was offering, take a lick or two.

the guy from iCarly

Gibby R346 ?

Tristan Snell

Chris Hayes

R347 no Jerry Trainor. I thought it was obvious because he is the only adult male in the show!!!

Here’s a weird one: Michael Cade from that Saved By The Bell rip off California Dreams.

I find him oddly fascinating.

No one could fault you, r351, for wanting to partake of the penile protuberance of Michael Cade. For a while in the '90s, I partook of that program, California Dreams, every Saturday before going out to run errands, just because of Michael Cade. Oh, how I wanted to lick his pole and fuck his hole.

r352, I think it's his slight overbite...it just does something for me.

That guy who did that music video for "Rico Suave" back in the day.

Mario Lopez

River...the royal commentator from YouTube

Rob Marciano. He needs comforting.

Will Mellor - English actor from Mr. Bates & the Post Office, No Offense and Hollyoaks (among other things)

Rob Marciano

Major Johnny. The Queens hot bodyguard.

The name on everyone’s lips is gonna be… Marciano!

Danny Pino, Jeffrey Donovan, Jeremy Sisto and a young Chris Noth. I just love detectives....

Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino was offered a centerfold in Playgirl, but he turned it down. DJ Pauly D offered to replace him, with a guarantee of full-frontal, but the magazine didn't bite.

I would have been happy with either. I love guys from Jersey.

I’d rather see Marciano’s cherry.

[quote] The Queens hot bodyguard.

Not anymore.

He wasn't buried with her?

I saw Chris Noth on a plane, he'd been drinking and flirting with a woman in the seat next to him. When he stood up to leave he had an huge, huge, HUGE hard on. Definitely hung.

R367, Well, we’ve seen his balls and ass.

Great example of a celebrity cock attached to a real asshole.

How do you know, R243? Yes, he is very hot, though he has an Australian accent.

Rick Steves

^^^probably long and thin.

Can they be YouTube famous. I have never wanted anyone I haven't met more than this guy. I'd settle for a quick look. He's well aware of his gay following.

Chris Diawhatshiscock.

Speaking of commercial men.....wait, was this already said? Maybe. Probably.

But for sure that tall beardy Capital One dude.

R373

R4 It's as pretty as the rest of him. I'm surprised everyone hasn't seen it - it's all I can do to keep clothes on him!

R352 Mine from that show was Jay Anthony Franke. He always looked like he had a massively thick tool to me.

Ross Matthews

I think it's sad that none of you want to see RDJ's hiv-cocaine stump.

Tory Spelling's husband.

CJ Chasez from the Back'Syncs. He looked always cute, like a frog.

Nick Robinson

One day Mendes will reveal his glorious vagina, and gain a whole new cult following.

MARY!

I would be ok with seeing Luke's

Graham Phillips

R387, maybe my favorite celebrity cock leak of all time

Somebody call Eli Gold!

I want to eat Graham Phillips from head to toe.

Andy Samberg

I don't even know who Graham Phillips is. Never heard the name before, don't recognize the face.

R392, Me neither, but his cock is gorgeous.

Graham Phillips played Julianna Margulies' teenage son on The Good Wife. He's done other things, including some episodes of Riverdale, but The Good Wife is all I've seen him in.

R383, we've seen Nick's bulge and it's massive

Nick Jonas and Glen Powel... as their characters from season one of Scream Queens.

Even though I’m much more interested in his ass (and he’s generously shown it multiple times) I wouldn’t mind checking out Milo Ventimiglia’s manhood

Chris Pine.

Seth and Josh Meyers

Jason Sudeikis

Brett Goldstein

Phil Dunster

Hell, pretty much any of the players from "AFC Richmond"

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Fallon's cocaine nerd cock

R396 Perhaps Nick Jonas will show Glen Powell his froggy's cock?

Gary Cooper - I don’t care if he died over 60 years ago.

R398 We've seen Chris Pine's penis.

^And we were disappointed.

Patrick Wilson

R406 No, we were not. He's lovely. Expecting every guy to be hung is unrealistic and ridiculous.

I actually like the average to a little bit larger than average. I care more about how aesthetically pleasing the dick is. Too many veins? Splotchy skin? Weird shape or bent? No thanks.

I've always wondered which of the Teen Wolf boys has the biggest dick.

I'm disappointed it's not Dylan Obrien

R399, I wouldn't be shocked if the Myers bros have compared.

I wouldn't be shocked if the Myers bros have fucked.

Or even if the MEYERS brothers have fucked.

R409 AMEN. I don't bottom often, but I hooked up with a Japanese guy who had like a 4.5" cock who wanted to top me. That man gave me my first anal orgasm. Other than that, the dozen or so other guys who have topped me before and after weren't able to.

R411 He might have BEEN the biggest dick, anyway.

r415, the cock that best fit me was around that size, 4'5". Nice and thick, though. His head, his tip, whichever, hit me in just the right spot. Very few larger cocks ever gave my prostate that degree of pleasure without causing a concomitant amount of pain.

I liked him a lot, too. We had been high school acquaintances, but we'd never had sex until running into each other at a bathhouse and going home together. I wish I had held onto him forever, but I was about to leave New York.

Chris Hemsworth, and throw in Liam and Luke too.

[quote] the cock that best fit me was around that size, 4'5".

You've been around, haven't you?

So wait.... did ALL the hot guys on Teen Wolf leak dick picks? What about Derrick?

[quote]And we were disappointed.

[quote]No, we were not. He's lovely. Expecting every guy to be hung is unrealistic and ridiculous.

Are you a boy R406? For the record, Chris Pine was in a cold Scottish lake on a cold morning. Anyone with a dick knows what that means and he still chose to do the scene.

R420, I don't think Daniel Sharman leaked his dick pics -- I wish he had.

Fallow was a cute party-boy looking twink.

Nick Nolte, back in his "Rich Man, Poor Man" days.

“Itch Man, Sore Man”

R415 did you write this song???

I'm really in to UFC. It's my favorite non porn porn. I want Sergei Pavlovich.