Brazilian Woman Brings Dead Man On Wheelchair To Bank To Get His Signature On Loan Form

Abuse of a corpse.

Dunno about Brazil, but here she'd be spending the rest of her life in prison.

That's one nasty sick bitch. Horrible.

Trump Jr. and Eric will be doing this with Trump's rotting corpse to cash checks to themselves.

Sounds like a very Brazilian thing to do. That country is nuttier than USA.

Fim de semana no Bernardo’s

She gets points for creativity!

Well? Did he sign?

God, you think she was gonna try to pull that stunt she would have tried to borrow more money than that.

And that woman was named Kitara Ravache

Annoying. Put your tote bag down and crouch down, supporting his head by cradling it with you left arm. Use your right hand to guide his along. Do it right or don't try at all, lady.

People are so quick to judge. I have it on good authority that this man's last words were "Tell my niece to take my corpse to the bank in a wheelchair so she can forge my signature with my literal cold dead hand."

Besides being a depraved skanky grifter, she is lazy and stupid. She should rigged support for the floppy corpse head before entering the bank.

Oh, you already covered my sentiment, R11. Just appallingly dumb and lazy.

[quote] One of the bank employees interjects: “I don’t think this is legal. He doesn’t look well. He’s very pale.”

[quote] Ms de Souza Vieira Nunes, who claimed to be Braga’s carer as well as his niece, responds: “But that’s how he is. He just doesn’t say anything.”

Yeah, he's normally dead! Being dead is just one of those things he's always doing! It's his thing! Why is anyone acting as though this is somehow unusual?

She looks like Rihanna

OMFG!

R17 I'm taking with me...

R9, hey! A girl's gotta eat.

Buck never would have used my corpse to forge a signature!

Trying to make money from a corpse.....it's been done.

Has Lipstick Lesbian been accounted for?

🎵 And as they see they can offer no explanation…

CONdoleezza

She's not good at long-term planning, is she?

She got as far as "I can use a wheelchair to get him into the bank!" and just... stopped there. Tsk

The definition of criminally insane.

either she is very mentally ill or doesn't understand that he is dead, She kept trying to put the pen in his hand so he could sign. I wonder if we will ever get mental illness under control. no one should have to live like this. Isn't it strange that no matter how little understanding a person has whether it is mental illness, low IQ etc. everyone seems to understand money.

"Shut up! You people are ignorant! I'm totally alive; I'm simply napping!"

R27

Kitara Anthony Devolder George Santos

Don't ever say, "money is not important".

There's very little people won't do for the stuff.

Now that’s what I call chutzpah.

Mental illness is not the cause for this obscenity (unless you consider substance abuse a mental illness).

She's "insane". But had enough presence of mind to know she would be denied a loan without a cosigner.

Knew when the bank was open. Figured out a way to get to the bank during operating hours , with a corpse!

This is not insanity, this is a middle finger from a person who believes the norms of society do not apply to her.

Why didn't she just set up a GoFundMe to cover ""funeral expenses"" like every other scammer does now?

You know she watched Weekend at Bernie's and thought, "I I have an idea!"

Hmmmmm

We did it better!

She's a ringer for Condi Rice.

Me-Again's Brazilian cousin.

she must be some kind of retarded

Please, if this was a comedy starring Rosie Perez trying to scam some cash to keep her beauty parlour afloat while simultaneously trying to fend off the mob, we’d be laughing hysterically.

But it’s not, idiot R41.

Oh fuck off, R42.

When death hands you lemons, make lemonade!

Didn't Bo on AbFab try something similar?

Why use him to cosign for a LOAN. Of only $3,400.

She’s insane, not greedy.

WHET Jonathan Silverman? I haven’t seen or heard anything about him since Weekend at Bernie’s.

She gets the George Santos Award for creativity in scamming. He was impressed with this.

This is so gross…and yet charming! I hope she got all the dead guy’s money. A for effort!

Jim Henson would have done it better.

She’s dark.

While I won't lose any sleep over this necro-scam, I would love for someone to tell me what happened to this dizzy cadaver carrying cuntasaurus? Feel free to make it up. I'm going to finish puffing my "dog-walker" size pre roll.

R46 I was going to post that!

“Get on yer knees and pray for forgiveness!”

Luckily, the Brazilian loan officer was a DLer. "Your co-signer is DEAD to me!"

The only shocking thing about this story is that it took place in Brazil and not Florida.

He’s fine….he sends his love!

The fact that the cab driver helped was priceless.

Dumb copycat!