VPL 2024

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Zac Efron

R3 Oh Zac

Reminder: bulge does not equal VPL

Fighter weigh in

Wrestlers do it in the mud.

This fag has dicklett

r8 Let's not use 'the f word.'

I’ll use whatever vernacular I want cum dump faggot

^^White trash at r10. Seek help.

TERRY STARFISH YOU FISTING LESBIAN FAGGOT YOU NEED TO SEEK HELP KTHXBYe

Hijacked and derailed barely a dozen posts in. Happy New Year, everyone.

R3 that little bump doesn’t look very promising.

r1, the is the DL, bi does not exist according to most of the queens here.

GOAT presentation of VPL at OP. Beautiful cock.

R6, yeah, that's a good VPL -- you can tell he's circumcised.

More fun with the pup.

The poor pup would like his left leg freed from the harness.

Saw some great VPL/tenting at the gym 2 days ago. Hot guy in. Tulane t shirt and gray sweats was working out on the weight machines, with a big swinger showing through his sweats. At one point I noticed he really started tenting hard as he worked his arms ... then all of a sudden he went and sat down for a minute or two at an exercise bike ... obvious he was letting his boner go down.

It was haf.

R18, who is the cute guy?

Subtle

In honor of Oscar's release from prison...

Hog wild...

Pointing north to Harvard...

Bump

More wrestling...

...oops

Memory Lane: Jon Hamm goes commando

The peak of her beauty, R29. Now...

Don Draper goes commando...

I don’t get the lust for Jon Hamm. I don’t find him attractive at all.

r32, actually its not a requirement that you do

Sleepwalking

R34

No one asked for that!

Bump

R18-Do you think he'd mind if I pet both puppies?

Shame about the face, but nice singlet VPL

^^^^ There should be an ⬇️ under the words "GRAND VIEW," because it certainly is. 😳

Jesus, that is a fine looking cock R38, and those balls! Fuck yea, thanks for posting. The tats stupid, but most of them are... I'd love to see that guy in the showers after a match.

I wonder if that is a semi at R38 it certainly looks like it. I’m getting so old these days I’ve almost forgotten what it’s like to suddenly get a boner out of nowhere, and there’s nothing you can do about it. That is a fine example of VPL.

I would use his head as a post for storing my empty Trader Joes bags.

Grand View U is in Iowa. Lots and lots of wrestlers there.

There should probably be an entire thread on wrestling alone.

Just an observation: I think the pics in this thread may be more arousing than a thread that just showed the naked dick and balls. Funny how that is.

Matthew shows Fallon how to fill out a pair of tight pants (00:45).

Showing off his hog

Sportsmanship is important.

R47 see R24

Bump

Go to 27 minutes of this to see Hulk Hogan's massive hog in his sweatpants after his son was arrested for DUI.

R51. JESUS!

No one asked for that!

^^He's tying the waist strings on his shorts.

VPL does not mean very proud losers!

The thing with wrestling is that you see for yourself when guys get accidentally hard but it's completely fine and widely expected and accepted. That's where the homoeroticism of the sport kicks in.

R48 could also be in an Amazing Asses thread.

French player, Théo Hernández, for AC Milan.

Do people just pretend and dismiss when they plainly see a wrestler is hard?

More fun at the weigh-in.

I know this one's not exactly defined, but he's too damn cute; plus I really like his underwear.

Yum R18. That lucky dog.

Down Argentine way ....

Who is the guy at R18?

You want names now, R62?

r63 It would seem that that was his question, yes.

Well, it's a stupid question, R63. How about his address and cock size as well?

Might want to peruse this page.

R66 I prefer a sip of quality mineral water (this thread) to being waterboarded (your link).

Adam Frazier (Batimore Orioles). I think he's a free agent now. (Make that free-balling agent, perhaps. ;-)

Cyclist

Nice suit

SMU.

Nice smile.

Damn R70, the only way that man's going to lessen the appearance of that cock is to wear pleated trousers. Fuck that thing's hog of a dick... even flaccid!

Is anyone looking at R72's smile?

If you want to see all of Ricky Whittle, I think that old video of him jacking off is still around, but this dick print made it to one of his IG stories last year.

Here's a screenshot R75. Very hot man with a decent cock:

Man hanging with horse would be a horse-hung man?

What horse R77?

Team effort

Why do some guys get VPL in Speedos while others don't?

Good question, R81. See OP.

R70 There were tons of naked pics of that guy all over the internet maybe about 10 years ago. He had a great cock and body, then he suddenly disappeared. He looked the same in all of the pics so they must have been taken over a fairly short period of time.

The ever thirsty Gus Kenworthy.

North London Bulge

A video of a wrestler wearing what looked like some kind of International Jock fetish wear singlet popped up on my YouTube timeline today. Not linking because i think he’s underage, but the even weirder part is that his mom was filming it.

R83 There's still a slide show of him at Monstercockland.

R70 R83 R87 And Jonathan still appears to be a chemistry professor at the University of Bristol, UK.

R81. I used to swim as a 18;year-old…almost all of us dressed our dicks “up” in our speedos.

I never saw wood (too afraid of being called out as a cock watcher).

Damn, If I knew then what I know now…

Wow, I didn’t know that about him R88, thanks for posting. I wonder how he got into the nude stuff? I always thought he didn’t look like the regular porn models. I never saw him do sex pics, and he was usually naked and soft or semi hard, though there were a few hard pics. I also remember the pics of him pissing.

I suspect he only did it for a couple of years as he looked the same, never aged. I suppose it must have paid well, it just seems a strange thing for a university professor to do, though that makes it even hornier in my eyes.

R84, good pic of Gus Kenworthy. He revealed in an interview that he is uncut because he was born in the UK.

R91. The more appropriate term is "intact"...not uncut.

It’s uncut. The only dicks that aren’t intact are ones that have been cut off.

Jimmy Nugent is looking forward to his next match

Maluma.

wrestling gif...

running gif

volleyball gif

swimmer gif

Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it

pointy

dancer

More wrestling...

[quote]Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it

What causes wrestlers to get hard?

^^ Rubbing up another guy in an aggressive and sustained manner can cause you to get hard. No homo.

More singlet fun

R107 When you can see the veins in the cock, it's staged VPL, not the real deal...

[quote] Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it.

Not everyone.

[quote][R107] When you can see the veins in the cock, it's staged VPL, not the real deal...

I assure you, r108, we will survive.

- not R107

All the meat AND the potatoes.

[quote] I assure you, [R108], we will survive.

Ca-ching, bitch.

Can’t tell what’s going to pop first @ R111: his meat&potatoes or that zit on his chest!

More fun on the treadmill.

God, I love men...

Wow, R115 is like a smorgasbord of cock!

Be on the lookout. It's sweatpants season.

Were you born in a barn, r105?

I've seen other footage of that guy at the wrestling match at R109, and he was definitely attracted to something he was watching on the mat.

Hung ginger poses with a little person

Do we happen to know the young gentleman's name at r119? Asking for a friend...

R121 I don't have it, and it may be doubtful, because any identifiable uniform is covered by the generic hoodie that he got while attending this session at the Roger Williams Wrestling training camp.

Bump

BRB, going to Target.

Another random pic

The welsh farmer guy at R125 is hot.

Could that be the Return of Harrison @ r124?!?

More fun on (off?) the jet.

More fun on the train.

And no, you're shirt won't cover it.

^ your ;)

R129 that's a good one. I'm guessing there's a story...

Boxboi

More fun in the hardware aisle.

R132 = butterface

Face? Huh? Oh, yeah....

More fun on the Metro.

He looks ready for his audition at Men At Play.

See somethin' ya like?

[quote] Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it

Is it because they are being given the ‘oil change’ and/or basically a hand job with all the targeted groping that’s going on.

R104 WHOA

Bump.

Leonardo and Lorenzo Tano, who are the sons of Italian porn star, Rocco Siffredi, on the latest cover ICON magazine.

I believe that's Leonardo with the dick print.

So now there's incest queerbaiting?

R142 You are objecting?

Do STFU, R142.

They're Italian.

Brothers appearing affectionate isn't a big deal.

VVPL (vintage visible penis line)

Subtle...

And if you were wondering what's really under there...

^^Nice cock!

Bump

Bump

More fun in grey sweat pants.

Blue tights are a suitable substitute for gray sweatpants.

Pointing high

VVVPL (Very Visible)

Donna Murphy VPL

(from another thread)

French rugby player Arthur Retière.

Lands End VPL (lovely merino wool sweater)...

10 pounder incoming at the beach ....

^^^ oh wait, maybe that's snow instead of sand?

I don't think anyone is looking at whatever is in the background R160!

Arthur Retière is smoking hot! Yum.

Could this be called VBL?

Coming in at 5'7, Ibet Arthur Retière is a tasty amuse bouche! .. And funny how right above his butt the shorts say "global payments."

Zach Tinker in a Spidey suit gives me Spidey tingles.

R163 Zach's really cute and hot. I've been following him on IG for several years now.

But given his somewhat wacky sense of humor - and the way that thing in his pants looks - I think he shoved something down his pants just as a joke.

More fun at the little league game.

Jesus... what was the guy in R165's post thinking when he "got dressed" or "chose that outfit" for the ball game? Please tell me that's a pic from some random gay porn video.

If not, do you think he enchanted the nearby fraus?

Apologies for the jerky camera.

That Little League dad can come bulge near me anytime!

Rowers often show true VPL. And the pecs on both!

Young rower VPL

R169 uncut Spanish dick! The best

Silky shorts VPL

I started rowing and someone asked if we had to wear... he couldn't think of the name for the outfit. I said, "singlet?" And was corrected... wrestlers wear "signlets" I was told. Rowers wear "unis".

I don't care what they're called, I'm not wearing one to race. I'm way too old.

Unitard

Taiwanese Baseball Player

^^^Well that certainly belies the stereotype.

R176, there's a video too. He's being interviewed by a sports reporter.

^^^ The video translates to, "With two thick thighs you get jumbo egg roll."

Ray Bulger…er Bolger

OG VLP ;)

So, if R179's pic is to be believed, in that Ray Bolger pic, Ray is out of character for rehearsing "By Jupiter" a Rodgers & Hart musical. Ray played a character Sapien.

R165 is a very slutty dad.

More fun on the road paver.

Dayum!

German footballer, Lewis Holtby, when he played for the Tottenham Spurs.

That looks heavy R184. Yum!

This is HAWT, even if it is staged:

No idea why the link/link-preview didn't work above.

I guess copy paste it?

twitter.com/iamwaylen/status/1765870471294124448

Remove the " - " from that url ... no idea where that came from. Datalounge is really messing with that link, and I have no idea why. Nothing special about it.

Modesty VPL

R187 There's some glitch at DL related to twitter links. It's very similar to the glitch that occurs when trying to link to those video shorts hosted at youtube. There may be other sites with the same issue.

Anyway, the links put up from those two sources only work correctly, if you go to your settings and uncheck the box, "Show link previews." Once that's turned OFF, come back and the links work fine. Of course, you still can't see the preview.

Another mysterious DL hassle (especially for those who pay a subscription to see the previews).

Jake VPL

...just what I expected

Not really a VPL

More like a surprise gift...

Mornin'

Row, row, row, your boat...

More fun at the airport.

Unfortunately, he doesn't look like he's having much fun. .. Perhaps he could use a distraction while waiting for a delayed flight?

Woof

Jeans

I'll have the banana.

Running and bouncing.

I was with a guy like that before. Huge dick and tiny balls. You can tell from his voice.

Home Depot run...

ShoppeDePhoto^

The white outfit really highlights those muscles...

Yum!

A couple from Bristol City forward, Tommy Conway

....

Do football (soccer) players not wear jockstraps?

No.

R207 A lot of them freeball. And probably more prevalent than jockstraps are the ones who wear brief-like underwear. .. And many of the boys who play rugby, if they wear support, then they might wear some very wild or colorful briefs. There's a much bigger chance in rugby for shorts to be pulled down (or up), so if it happens, some of them appear to dress to "show off" their underpants. Also, some of them prefer Speedo-like swimwear under their shorts, and we've seen "Budgy Smugglers" appear in such scenes. (I don't know if players get endorsement money for this or not.) An example of this was last September when South Africa's Steven Kitsoff had his pants pulled up revealing his pink Budgy Smugglers. Fans were calling them his Barbie Girl pants.

A Stanford Cardinal.

No. That’s a Stanford Weenie..

Argentine footlballer, Eric Lamela

What are you staring at?

When you see VPL and can't help yourself... just just gotta bite it

VPL speedo side view

He's fat

That's chunky R215. Nice.

Egyptian footballer, Mohamed Essam.

He currently plays for The Cong-Viettel FC in Vietnam.

(btw - The photo is larger than the preview shows.)

Singlet VPL AND VBL

R215-I'd wait for him in the locker room, pull that Speedo down with my teeth, and pleasure that junk for hours. Yum, chlorine and bleach.

Marlon Brando VPL

The Kiss...

^^^ which, of course, is fake, and came from this.

That Darn Cat!

Matty Cash with Aston Villa Birmingham) - first butt, then bulge.

The cameraman should get an award.

^^^ Matty appears to freeball.

R226.

One often becomes excited when achieving one’s goal.

Rower VPL

Ronan Farrow VPL

Where!? There?! Nope

R229. Seeing some kind of bump…a phone?

Ronan Farrow is so ... pasty.

Jimmy with his bullet cord.

Sluts

You don't know if they're sluts or not.

What you DO know they are is "teases".

What's wrong with sluts anyway R234? This thread is filled with hot sluts and hot teases as R235 says. YUM!

Dan Osborne who always seems to have a nice VPL in everything he wears.

Tiny nipples. Big bulge.

^^And no VPL to be seen.

Exactly ^

Jimmy has a cute dog.

^Woof!

So many non-VPL links. Still fun, but some of you still don't get what VPL actually means, compared to simple bulges.

I didn't notice a dog...

I lived in L.A. for about seven years and noticed, at least then, that guys didn't run around shirtless like they do in other places. Who would have thought that L.A. actually had more class in this regard?

Jimmy has a dog?

Jimmy has a dong.

Cute guy. Cute video.

Adrián López

Nope.

habibi!

Not me R244, having walked into a street sign while distracted by a shirtless jogger in WeHo.

Social media has been throwing smirky thirst-trap videos my way that are little skits where VPL plays a big role. I'm assuming they're all prostheses, though.

Something about the guy at R240 bothers me.

I feel like he’s the only guy in the world whose dick would shrink when he gets hard.

Bump

Flashback 2012.

Bravo! ^

A hot, shirtless man in shorts, but no VPL.

People who really don't understand the difference between a bulge and a VPL should consult the pic at OP.

They should also study the concept of “visible.”

R253 is ridiculously hot. Who is that and what do we know?

Wrestling singlet for the win:

The new uniforms are awesome:

VPL down under

Spear me Spiro!

From Twitter

Mole alert!🚨🚨🚨

R261 : Butterface

VERY visible penis line!

^^ Truth, beauty, and beauty, truth. That's all you know and all you need to know.

Love it R266! It looks meaty and like it weighs quite a bit. Any more pics or the name of that guy?

Sorry R268. Just a Tumblr find

It was a good find R269.

R266 is absolutely awesome and making me salivate.

Blue boy

Is it pointing up or down?

Can’t tell.