Meet Maureen

Maureen tells it like it is.

Meow!!!

“Why are you still fat?”

Maureen's a dumb bitch. Some of you are so stupid. It's embarrassing that some of you actually think Maureen's nonsense is clever. You confuse some 3rd grade level nastiness for whit.

whit

Keep in mind that sobriety means kicking ALL bad substances, not just box wine.

I was just a 'sipper'.

R4 R5 Three letters, two tries and you STILL couldn't land it.

WIT

[quote]You confuse some 3rd grade level nastiness for whit.

I resent that!

Track this delightful bitch down, and I'll pay for her first month here.

Maureen has got to be Muriel's sister!

R4 Chill out, Denise.

Oops, I forgot to put quotation marks around “sobriety.”

I'd rather not.

Balderdash! Denise looks great.

Clearly Maureen should lay off the day-drinking, but she seems fun!

[R5] correcting [R4] just cracked me up.

Don’t involve us in this, R4 and R5

I think Maureen has been through it. Give the lady her flowers, 10 days sober is a great beginning!

Did you see Denise? I’m not sure if she’s going to get her 10 hour pin

Sorry, I meant Maureen

Maureen just sounds like a bitter Becky, if you ask me.

The UK Twitter gays are obsessed with two things: Denise Welch and EastEnders.

Maureen is fine, but my friend Julie is a real cunt!

Maureen is a FAT WHORE!

I love your bold new look, Denise. You must be a big fan of the Annabelle movies!

"Congrats on your sobriety Denise" is going to be my new catchphrase.

Thank you for introducing me to Maureen! She's tremendous! I went through her feed, don't understand the nudes but hey, whatya gonna do

Or us!

R24 No we're not.

I see Lady Bunny follows her, which seems about right. I'm sorry our newly discovered heroine doesn't post more. She has some other gems in her timeline.

I LOVE her, but she doesn't post here. Click to see the full picture and there's a typo...

Has Denise bitten back? She will know 'Maureen' is just a joke account, but will no doubt take offence for attention.

She's blocked her, r34.

Denise is winning 🥇 and Maureen is seething 😤

But all is quiet on Mama's Mussy front.

I'll never forget when she got her tits out on Big Brother when she was sloshed, then had no recollection of it when shown the footage during her exit interview. People who are that much fun drunk should never stop drinking.

We call her Moo.

Mo for short.

I think she's tremendous.

This link got me to her timeline. Hilarious!

I know a Denise with the same last name! Altho this bish looks a lot like the Denise I know it ain't her. But I love this trolling by Mo! She's truly tremendous. I was thinking what if this is a best friend of Denise's that just cannot stand her or wanted to knock her down a few(flights of escalators)

It's always Maureen, Maureen, Maureen!

R38, I'm not familiar with Denise but looked unsuccessfully for a clip of her exit interview after your post...she sounds "special".

r43 Interesting, it was on YouTube not long ago. She must have had it scrubbed from the internet because it showed her tits, even though they were blurred. I've never seen anyone as mortified as she was in that moment when she saw a clip of herself naked in the hot tub. I think she was genuinely shocked that she couldn't recall any of it, more than she was shocked about the nudity itself. I've only been that blackout drunk once in my life and it wasn't a pleasant feeling when others told me what happened afterwards.

Denise is getting cougar dick. Maureen - 🏜️ 🌵 🐪

R44 you’ve come this far, spill the beans, just what did you do?

Huns all over this.

Denise is a Meghan Markle fan.

Rip her head off, Maureen!

[quote] You confuse some 3rd grade level nastiness for whit.

Oh dear, R4.

I didn't realize Denise is a public figure until r38. I honestly thought Maureen had picked some poor random frau from Flyoveristan celebrating her sobriety day *That* would have been cruel.