SOPHIE BUSH COMES OUT FINALLY!

Remember how DL howled at this "happy couple"

Actual "happy couple"

Poor Austin Nichols continues his solitary life of confirmed bachelorhood. Her latest novel is Church Lake.is about a Texas boy who falls in trouple with his best fishin buddy. Go figure.

Meanwhile on Sad Old Closet Case Lake

Her voice is so crispy.

r3 is that REAALLY what his story is about? Oh my god lol. Austin is still looking fuckable these days though

My role model.

This is a Thread of Art. I love you, DL.

Queer? Sorry, but she came out as nothing.

Trouple. Write about what ya know.

In the photo at R1, Bush is ogling a cheerleader as Nichols breathlessly recaps the previous night's episode of "Gossip Girl."

Toothy Tile 2006

Shocker.

Toothy Tile 2024

Austys gotta Austy 😂

Poor Jake. His dick turns every woman it touches into a muff diving pussy licker.

A pretty lipstick lesbian! Hope she doesn’t get a mullet and grow a mustache like Kristen Stewart.

A dyke for Rose Queen? I’m appalled!

R16 Toothy's dick never came near her pussy. Trust me.

DL was right.

Soph DM me!

Toothy was "hitting" each other in the steam room.

^ No bush was being hit.

R6, no. It’s about a straight jet ski racer who gets involved in a heist with a grotesque gay guy who’s making unwanted advances upon him.

Oh for christ's sake, she's not "queer", she's a lesbian—A LESBIAN!

Just wanna let you know this reveal in no way effects my hetero creds. Still love my bitches.

Austy 45yo and still trying. Props.

Nichol’s book description:

Dear Reader,

I spent the first half of my life on lakes and mud holes all over Texas, Louisiana, and Florida. We didn't go to church. We spent our Sundays on the water. At it shaped my entire life. For better or worse. Boating, skiing, skinny dipping, and having as much fun as I possibly could. I met a lot of interesting people and fell in love. Many times. This story is about those years. I have also always been drawn to protagonists that operate on another plane. Athletes, over-achievers, outcasts, savants, and even criminals. But they have to be brilliant in some strange way. And the stranger the better. Now, may I please introduce you to Ricky Jett, jet ski wizard lost in the 1980's. I hope you enjoy.

AN

No pronouns, lol.

Dyke

R24 Who ya calling a "grotesque gay guy "?

Her name is SOPHIA dumbo!

I just call her PEGGY.

Yeah, she and her boyfriends likely had a lot of hot sex…in different rooms.

Queer? I don’t know what that means. Do you mean she’s a lesbian?

R34. Klangranny, isn’t it time for the Metamucil and a nap?

We're just mad for Bush!