Can you name all 81 states?

Don't forget The Iraq, like such as.

And the state of Virgina.

Well, apologies, OP, but some of us refuse to subscribe to your socialist geography! America just feels, like, a bigly place. Huge. 80+ states minimum, and they are all beautiful. Except the socialist hell-holes, which are SAD!

Moscow, of course

I'm Australian and even we all know there are 50 states. The last admitted being Hawaii in 1959.

Florida, South Florida, Panhandle, The District of Mar-a-Lago (the US Capital).

“Of course, my profound State of Confusion”

Nice one R6.

The only reason Trump was not elected in a landslide was that 31 STATES obviously threw away their ballots. Sure, Biden won when you only counted the votes from 50 states. It's those missing 31 states that would have made all the difference.

From Twitter, "Why would someone pay money to have lips that look like the wax O-ring at the base of a toilet?" 😂

Well, there is a Top California and a Bottom California.

Old and New Jersey, Old and New York, Old and New Hampshire. . .

Anyone who disagrees with her is fake news!

Both she and Eric are the whiniest nepo-babies 🙄

Wow. I'm feeling so owned by this new RNC head's natural beauty and genius. MAGA really have it together, y'all!

Can she do all 16 dances, or name all 52 girls?

Everyone knows there’s only 57 states!

Nowadays, we call this "dementia" but only if President Biden does it.

Everyone else gets a pass, including the plastic hoe mentioned in OP, the guy noted at R16, and the orange blob who won't go away (our ratings love him!)

All he does is blink. Maybe he's thinking 'But there are only 71!'

@r16, And like the good and decent man Obama is he later acknowledged his error. Has a repug EVER acknowledged an error? That's right, they never make errors 🙄

Even if she had the 16 territories in mind, that still only gets you to 66.

I have no idea how many fucking law suits they have i have more important things on my mind

I am in serious depression because my grandfather who I never knew was eaten by cannibals almost 100 years ago. Not just me but the whole family is traumatized. My son turned to crack because of this .Then the poor dear went and lost his fucking IPad.

Misspeaks are so easy to make fun of. Let’s hope they sound as funny after the election.

^ “Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory,” - Trump

Joe NEVER saved an airport 😠

Don't forget the State of Denial.

even with PR and the virgin islands we don't get 81, who the fuck is she again?

[quote]Even if she had the 16 territories in mind, that still only gets you to 66.

The only number I associate with Lara Trump is 666.

@r24, She's the one that actually CHOSE to be a Trump... Let that sink in

Ok. 80 states and she could plausibly claim she misspoke, but 81?

That’s not a brain fart. That’s a fucking moron.

She’s in charge of the money…,

Don't forget the great Sovereign State of Vaginia. Trump grabbed that in a handslide.

McDonald's and gold courses are not "states," Madam.

States of Trump:

Panic

Confusion

Greed

Disarray

Hatred

Dementia

South Dementia

Aunt Rhody Island

Let’s not forget:

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV

Covfefe

Bigly

[quote]States of Trump

"God bless the United Shates of America."

They're all anomonyshhh.

[quote]Everyone knows there’s only 57 states!

What a good trollfarm employee you are! Good boi!

Dug up that blog post from 2008 that expresses just enough false equivalency to muddy the waters.

Report to Natasha for your complimentary borscht and Krokodil shot.

Floridug

Slop Barevagina

Nope Barevagina

Alleybama

Messy Sippy

Lousy Anna

Ticksass

Oklahobo

Wy Omen

Cultah

North Dakotex

South Dakotex

Mons-Tanner

Idon'tknow

Inoway

Indyanus

Slowhio

Less Virginia

Kinfucky

Tendency

Most of Nebrasscunt

Part of Maim