I'm the Southfork barbecue.
Let's be the prime time drama DALLAS
by Anonymous | reply 516 | April 28, 2024 7:05 PM |
I'm Theresa, ironing another one of Miss Ellie's housecoats.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 22, 2024 7:43 PM |
I'm Donna Reed as the replacement Miss Ellie.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 22, 2024 7:45 PM |
I’m Santana from Santa Barbara styled as a low rent Pam.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 22, 2024 7:52 PM |
I am Sue Ellen, jealously eyeing the black Corvette Bobby gave that bitch Pam, while I am stuck chauffeuring that old bag Miss Ellie around in a piss yellow Ford station wagon.
A couple of years from now, to make up for fucking my murderous sister and knocking her up, JR will give me a Mercedes to apologize.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 22, 2024 7:53 PM |
I'm that bitch Pam.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 22, 2024 7:54 PM |
[quote]I'm Christopher Atkins' blue Speedo.
I'm the video of his blue speedo. If this were filmed today, males would be forced to wear board shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 22, 2024 8:03 PM |
I'm Bobby Ewing's hot furry chest.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 22, 2024 8:06 PM |
I'm fat and ugly but superrich international financial criminal Bernie Cornfeld and Victoria Principal's time as one of my harem of floozies taught her all she needed to know about portraying a trophy wife in a family of Texas oil millionaires
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 22, 2024 8:08 PM |
I'm Dack Rambo and my character Jack Ewing is secretly bringing a fifth of whiskey in his tight blue jeans to my sister-in-law Sue Ellen who's having the shakes real bad today and everyone is checking me out but not more than they usually do and they all chalk it up to the normal delineation of my cock.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 22, 2024 8:14 PM |
I'm the Oil Baron's Ball and poofy 80s fashion by Travilla!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 22, 2024 8:16 PM |
I’m the first-season’s hilarious hurricane episode.
(Dallas is 500 miles inland.)
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 22, 2024 8:20 PM |
I'm JR's badass, diesel-guzzling Mercedes sedan.
Fuck those hippies!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 22, 2024 8:22 PM |
I'm Marilee Stone, the only woman in the oil cartel! I'm smart, sexy, and devious.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 22, 2024 8:38 PM |
I'm Russia. You know the show was long out of ideas when they contrived a plot to take the Ewing brothers behind the iron curtain.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 22, 2024 8:49 PM |
I'm emeralds of the dream season.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 22, 2024 8:49 PM |
I'm Marc Singer's too too tight Levis in the dream season. I perfected the look on the miniseries V.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 22, 2024 8:51 PM |
I'm Mickey Trotter, stirring the loins of many a young male viewer.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 22, 2024 8:56 PM |
I’m Ray and Donna’s little house supposedly miles away in the middle of the vast ranch.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 22, 2024 9:14 PM |
I’m all the orange peels surrounding Kristen for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 22, 2024 9:15 PM |
I’m JRs pointy eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 22, 2024 9:15 PM |
I’m the original, much grander Southfork house with all the little cottages for the sons.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 22, 2024 9:17 PM |
I’m Tina Louise, shaking my blow dried mane of hair over and over and over.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 22, 2024 9:18 PM |
R13, I knew Travilla costumed some Knots Landong seasons; I had no idea he also worked in Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 22, 2024 9:18 PM |
I’m Charlene Tilton’s waist length hair.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 22, 2024 9:19 PM |
I'm Morgan Brittany playing psycho Katherine Wentworth. I have ice blue husky dog eyes and am now a fatso MAGAt!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 22, 2024 9:21 PM |
I’m replacement-matriarch Donna Reed!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 22, 2024 9:21 PM |
I'm Miss Ellie's sack dresses. Just looking at me, you'd think I was a cashier at HEB instead of one of the wealthiest ladies in Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 22, 2024 9:24 PM |
I'm JR's regular pro whore (I forget her name).
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 22, 2024 9:25 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen all pregnant and pissed up weaving down then highway...
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 22, 2024 9:26 PM |
I'm Mandy Winger, JR's on again/off again slam piece R31.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 22, 2024 9:27 PM |
I'm Liz from The Store.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 22, 2024 9:28 PM |
I'm Callie Ewing and I done married J.R. an' I love him!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 22, 2024 9:33 PM |
I'm the affair between Ray Krebbs and his niece Lucy Ewing. I'm never spoken of after the pilot episode.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 22, 2024 10:16 PM |
I'm the bad lighting and other intimidation tactics employed by the producers and crew to make Donna Reed quit, so that BBG could come back.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 22, 2024 10:20 PM |
I am the millions of unemployed actresses that could have done a better job as Jenna Wade than the leaden Priscilla Presley.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 22, 2024 10:22 PM |
I am the turban Sue Ellen wears to go to the mall and the movies with Pam.
Did I mention I was Travilla’s idea?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 22, 2024 10:25 PM |
I'm the Landers Sisters. We had blonde hair, big boobs, and whispery voices. One of us was on Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 22, 2024 10:35 PM |
I’m the one of several meals that goes uneaten at a fancy restaurant because Pam or Sue Ellen suddenly isn’t in the “mood to eat.”
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 22, 2024 10:36 PM |
I’m the cicadas at Pam’s house that are so damn loud you can barely hear the dialogue.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 22, 2024 10:37 PM |
Who are these shitkickers?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 22, 2024 11:13 PM |
I'm Omri Katz, JR's and Sue Ellen's jewish son.
Am I gay?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 22, 2024 11:46 PM |
I’m the noticeable lack of chemistry between Linda Gray and Chris Atkins.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 22, 2024 11:59 PM |
I’m Raoul and Teresa. We are played by many different actors at first and nobody seems to notice until they finally settle on the actress who was fired from “The Jeffersons” when Florence came back.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 23, 2024 12:03 AM |
I’m David Ackroyd, I did not costar with Joan Van Ark on a futuristic episode of Wonder Woman
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 23, 2024 12:06 AM |
I’m the horses that occasionally run over the front lawn.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 23, 2024 12:11 AM |
I’m the reflection of the helicopter 🚁 caught in the mirrored skyscraper.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 23, 2024 12:43 AM |
I’m Susan Lucci, and even I can’t breathe new life into this aging shit show despite my stunt casting. My awful storyline didn’t help matters.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 23, 2024 1:16 AM |
I’m Miss Ellie and I don’t like the way this conversation is going.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 23, 2024 1:21 AM |
I’m cocktail hour with the whole family and I was responsible for some of the best scenes in the early years. It’s a shame they got rid of me.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 23, 2024 1:25 AM |
I am Afton Cooper. I started as a cute lady-villain and spent my last two years on the show to be a sounding board for Cliff when he had no-one else to talk to.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 23, 2024 1:25 AM |
And I am Phyllis and Sly. We are the only employees Ewing Oil ever had. Or did you ever see anyone else? But don't think that we were short staffed. Barnes Wentworth had only one employee (Jackie) and an occasional controller for a week or two.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 23, 2024 1:29 AM |
I’m Cliff’s apartment (in reality, an apartment on Carlisle St. about to be torn down for yet another 22-story high-rise apartment building.)
Also, I found the interior shots convincing, because only a straight man could tolerate that pastel ugliness.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 23, 2024 2:22 AM |
I'm Knots Landing, where Bobby is still dead and no one knows about the it-was-all-a-dream season.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 23, 2024 2:45 AM |
I am the former fiction president of CBS who regrets that everybody got the dream wrong. Bobby IS actually dead. Pam didn't dream his death. In fact, she started dreaming right after her wedding with Mark Graison. She has not woken up from it yet and is still dreaming. Everything after her wedding is a dream.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 23, 2024 3:33 AM |
I'm the bizarre It's a Wonderful Life - type series finale, with Joel Grey as the angel who shows a suicidal JR highlights of his life. But wait -- the "angel" is actually the devil, and goads JR into blowing his brains out!
Everyone involved wants you to forget me.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 23, 2024 4:07 AM |
I'm the dream season.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 23, 2024 4:56 AM |
I'm a highball glass.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 23, 2024 5:07 AM |
I'm Sue Ellen, hitting rock bottom and going to the drunk tank. Even though I was great character development, I was all just part of that cunt Pam's dream.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 23, 2024 5:46 AM |
... and Leigh McCloskey as Mitch
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 23, 2024 9:51 AM |
I'm Suellen of Assisi.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 23, 2024 9:56 AM |
I’m the explosion of dirt in the opening that isn’t nearly as impressive as it seemed all those years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 23, 2024 10:13 AM |
I am Takapa!!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 23, 2024 10:15 AM |
I’m all those blondes in the final seasons who could not hold a candle to Sue Ellen or Pam.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 23, 2024 10:24 AM |
I am underrated April Stevens. I am a much more interesting of character than Pam. I have fun with the boys but always managed to keep J.R. at bay and still remained friendly with him. I never nagged at Bobby when he wasn't 120% ethical. I suffered from poor writing though. Once I had to pose as a helpless victim because Bobby needed to safe someone from Tommy McKay.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 23, 2024 12:11 PM |
I’m the lyrics to the theme song:
J.R., J.R.,
He’s a real bad dude
And he lives
On a ranch
With his moommm!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 23, 2024 12:52 PM |
[quote]I am the millions of unemployed actresses that could have done a better job as Jenna Wade than the leaden Priscilla Presley. —Morgan Fairchild and Francine Tucker
I'm Morgan Fairchild; I don't know about Francine, but no way was I playing the mother of a teenager! Did you SEE how hot I was in The Seduction?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 23, 2024 9:06 PM |
I'm Ray Krebs, having yet another unhealthy obsession with a teenager -- this time my 14-year-old stepdaughter Charlie.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 23, 2024 9:08 PM |
I'm Brad Pitt as Charlie's randy boyfriend, literally named Randy
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 23, 2024 9:10 PM |
I’m Sue Ellen, singing “People” at gunpoint.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 24, 2024 11:56 AM |
I'm Sue Ellen using my toned gams to seduce wimpy college guys when JR is out catting around
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 24, 2024 12:12 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen's empty glass.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 24, 2024 12:31 PM |
I'm the forgettable stream of cousins who added nothing to a (too) long running season.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 24, 2024 12:51 PM |
Miss Ellie should have been a stronger character.
There, I said it.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 24, 2024 12:51 PM |
I am Lorimar Telepictures. I had my own power struggle. I tried to take over a competitor, but instead it ate me. As a result we cut costs everywhere. We let go legacy actors, writers, everything really. We even moved photography from film to video. Sure it looks like shit, but we saved so much money. As a result, everything got less: spending, quality, viewers...
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 24, 2024 1:57 PM |
LOL R77. The Flying Nun was the Sue Ellen of that show.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 24, 2024 2:29 PM |
R77... thanks for the laugh of the morning. The cast is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 24, 2024 2:32 PM |
I am the baby gay who could whistle the entire Dallas theme, My grandma thinks I am extraordinary. I also have a stuffed toy squirrel I named Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 24, 2024 11:53 PM |
I’m Colleen Camp. I was a much skankier Kristen Shepard.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 25, 2024 1:02 AM |
I’m the terrible 80s perm that Pam gets. I’m around for maybe three episodes then I’m gone.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 25, 2024 1:04 AM |
I’m Pam’s place of employment. She keeps calling me “the store” so the brilliant writers decide to formally name me The Store.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 25, 2024 1:05 AM |
I'm Clayton Farlow's mustache! I'd give Miss Ellie a tickle every so often.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 25, 2024 1:17 AM |
I'm Jock Ewing, I was more man than all of my sons put together.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 25, 2024 1:19 AM |
I’m Sue Ellen’s quivering top lip. I will be doing double time when JR sends me to the sanatorium AGAIN
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 25, 2024 5:52 AM |
I'm the pre-dinner cocktails in the Southfork living room. Sue Ellen was already on her second bottle of vodka by that time.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 25, 2024 5:55 AM |
I am Barbara Bel Geddes, as Miss Ellie, saying in a concerned voice, "Jock".
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 25, 2024 7:17 AM |
I’m Cliff Barnes, moodily scheming in my condo while eating Chinese from those cute takeout cartons 🥢🥡
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 25, 2024 9:14 AM |
I'm the extensive use of Aquanet.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 25, 2024 9:19 AM |
I'm waking up from a night's sleep with a full face of heavy makeup.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 25, 2024 10:22 AM |
I'm Frenemies Sue Ellen and Pam's shopping trip to Hong Kong!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 26, 2024 3:59 PM |
R93 From the famous Hong Kong restaurant scene:
Pam: I think it’s time that I went on the offensive. [Motions for a nearby servant.] Waiter, may I have the phone, please? Thank you. [The waiter brings a phone to the table, plugs it into a wall jack. Pam dials a number.] Hello, may I speak with Mr. Chan? This is Pamela Ewing. Good morning, Mr. Chan. No, I’m not calling to say goodbye. I’m calling to say that I won’t be leaving Hong Kong until I see Mark Graison, because I’m convinced that Mr. Swanson is Mark Graison. You see, I’m very rich, and very determined. And if I have to, I’ll buy that damned clinic and walk in as the owner. Oh, but I would do that. So Mr. Chan, you can tell your Mr. Swanson that he can see me now or he can see me later, but he is going to see me. Goodbye, Mr. Chan. [Hangs up]
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 26, 2024 7:34 PM |
I'm Josh Henderson's sexy, supposedly hetero bubble butt thrusting out at every opportunity in the reboot(y).
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 26, 2024 8:39 PM |
I’m Lucy in the pilot telling Pam that she doesn’t stand a chance before telling her the “Knots Landing” backstory.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 26, 2024 9:01 PM |
I’m those sans-a-belt jumpsuits JR wore in the early seasons.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 26, 2024 9:03 PM |
I'm Holly Harwood. I fucked JR but I really wanted to jump Bobby's bones.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 26, 2024 9:04 PM |
I'm the variable appearance of Miss Ellie, and the broken heart of Donna Reed.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 26, 2024 9:32 PM |
I'm the open parking space that's always available directly in front of the Ewing Oil Building.
(Seriously, those rednecks didn't have an underground garage with reserved Ewing parking?!)
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 26, 2024 9:33 PM |
I’m the oil tanker truck Pam crashes into so Victoria Principal can leave the sinking ship that is Dallas, never to return.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 27, 2024 12:04 AM |
I'm the mummy they cast as Pam when she was in the post-crash burn unit.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 27, 2024 12:18 AM |
I’m slutty Mandy Winger in trashy red lip gloss
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 27, 2024 5:00 AM |
Mandy always walked with the gait of someone freshly fucked by a giant cock.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 27, 2024 5:21 AM |
I'm Mandy Winger. I could have been First Lady if I married Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 27, 2024 5:39 AM |
I’m a tramp, a drunk and an unfit mother.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 27, 2024 6:28 AM |
I'm Mandy's heartbreak after being dumped by JR and Sue Ellen, as his mistress and the body of Valentine.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 27, 2024 6:44 AM |
I'm Valene's waitressing job at The Hot Biscuit.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 28, 2024 2:17 AM |
I’m that wintry, cold first season. But season two starts in the summer and we’re all warm and tan by the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 28, 2024 2:26 AM |
I'm the interior of the real Southfork house used in the remake/continuation series.
I'm not nearly as grandiose as the sets used in the original series, which were based on the interior of a completely different house in Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 28, 2024 2:42 AM |
I am Fern Fitzgerald. I play Marilee Stone to perfection. I have the looks and the attitude to play everybody against the wall. They only booked me once or twice a year, and yet I was more memorable than some of the regulars.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 29, 2024 3:20 AM |
I'm the items of clothing and jewelry from the Lorimar wardrobe department seen worn by major characters in both shows.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 29, 2024 3:52 AM |
I meant Falcon Crest and Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 29, 2024 1:08 PM |
I'm the matching yellow and white awnings and yellow patio furniture/cushions at Southfork!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 1, 2024 4:27 PM |
[quote]I'm Valene's waitressing job at The Hot Biscuit.
I'm the hot biscuit.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 1, 2024 4:32 PM |
I am the new haircut Sue Ellen sports in the season 6 premiere. Dallas Memorial must have a fabulous beauty salon, or she sent her hairstylist to Cliff’s room, because she ends season 5 in Cliff’s room with shoulder length hair, and leaves the room in season 6 (minutes later) with a mullet.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 1, 2024 4:41 PM |
[quote] I’m Pam’s place of employment. She keeps calling me “the store” so the brilliant writers decide to formally name me The Store.
They called it "The Store" because it was supposed to be Neiman-Marcus, and everyone at that time in dallas referred to Neiman's as "The Store."
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 1, 2024 4:48 PM |
Don't be jealous, bitches, but I'm going to meet about 30 DALLAS cast members at the Hollywood show this weekend.
Lindsay Bloom is going to be there! I'm going to wear a big fake fur coat and throw a drink in her face!
"Drinks are on BONNIE!"
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 1, 2024 4:53 PM |
[quote]she ends season 5 in Cliff’s room with shoulder length hair, and leaves the room in season 6 (minutes later) with a mullet
To be fair, Cliff always needed a side hustle.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 1, 2024 4:57 PM |
Im the slut that's got to be more interesting than Sue Ellen whom JR is going to spend the night with.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 1, 2024 4:59 PM |
I'm the ever-ready decanter of spirits.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 1, 2024 5:18 PM |
You work a LOT, r122.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 1, 2024 5:23 PM |
I'm the sanitarium, visited often by Digger Barnes and Sue Ellen. I don't exist anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 1, 2024 5:24 PM |
Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall, Fort Worth native. Why wasn't I on this program?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 1, 2024 5:27 PM |
I'm John Ross, feeling anxious when Peter insists we shower together after swim lessons.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 1, 2024 5:46 PM |
I'm the CUNT. These dramas always have a cunt who suffers no real consequences. You gay guys love me.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 1, 2024 5:48 PM |
I am Kristin Shepherd, returning from LA in the season 4 cliffhanger eith an expensive coke addiction JR better pay for. I look like hell because of the drugs, and it will end with me floating in the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 1, 2024 6:24 PM |
^Actually you looked fantastic and didn't seem to have any unhealthy behaviors at all. You appeared totally clear and collected when you demanded more money from J.R. I was shocked to hear that you had a coke addiction. Somebody must have slipped you something before you fell into the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 1, 2024 6:49 PM |
[quote]I'm John Ross, feeling anxious when Peter insists we shower together after swim lessons.
Anxious, or excited?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 1, 2024 7:47 PM |
Peter was played by Christopher Atkins circa 1983. You should count your lucky stars, John Ross.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 1, 2024 8:37 PM |
I am Dusty Farlow. I am completely gorgwous.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 1, 2024 10:57 PM |
R117, same thing happened on “Knots Landing” between its own Season 5 and 6. Abby gets kidnapped by the Wolfbridge Group and has a big, teased hairstyle. Comes back the next season and she’s still in the car but now has a softer ‘do that’s got several inches cut off.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 2, 2024 12:38 AM |
Chandler on Friends lost 40 pounds overnight.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 2, 2024 1:44 AM |
I'm John Ross. My blood type is 90 proof.
How was he not a fetal alcohol baby? Sue Ellen was ALWAYS drunk when pregnant. I know it was the 70s but did they just let pregnant women drink like crazy back then?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 3, 2024 3:14 PM |
I'm the fly hovering over the breakfast buffet out by the swimming pool.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 3, 2024 3:29 PM |
I'm the nicotine stains on Cliff Barnes teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 3, 2024 3:31 PM |
I'm tiny Lucy, having to shop at the children's section of The Store.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 3, 2024 3:35 PM |
I'm Century City, which looks nothing like Downtown Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 3, 2024 3:36 PM |
I'm Punk Anderson's toupee
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 3, 2024 3:45 PM |
I'm Tina Louise thinking she's moved onto bigger and better things and only to be killed off after 6 episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 3, 2024 3:49 PM |
I'm the hay in the barn when Lucy was having sex with Ray Keene . Not knowing he was really her uncle , she loved visiting the barn daily. I never get talked about anymore and probably got fed to one of the cattle that Jock sold in Ft.Worth. Then I became a steak on your plate at the Ewing BBQ until Cliff Barnes came in to arrest JR . Circle of life 🤷♂️
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 3, 2024 3:59 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen's "mouthwash" at the Sanitarium!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 3, 2024 4:25 PM |
I'm Miss Ellie's sensible wardrobe, makeup and hairstyle. There's no reason to look like a tramp when you've reached 60.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 3, 2024 4:31 PM |
That video at R108. Where do I begin?:
Is that Marcia Gay Hardin as the agent?
I never noticed Sue Ellen's fucked up front teeth before and it's distracting.
Mandy has one of the worst nose jobs I've ever seen, but that was the "look" back then.
Why does Sue Ellen whisper-speak?
I was a young gayling (10 yo) when this scene aired but I remember it from its deviousness, hoping one day I'd be as vicious as Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 3, 2024 5:31 PM |
I’m the Lorimar producers who gave the male talent anything they wanted but if the female stars wanted more money or just to move on to other projects they would be killed off or replaced in the most ridiculous plot lines (see esp Victoria Principal’s last scene).
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 3, 2024 9:45 PM |
I'm JR'S whores!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 4, 2024 12:22 AM |
I’m the lack of a space in the word primetime.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 4, 2024 12:29 AM |
R111. That Park Lane house is way more bucolic, and much more fitting for the characters than the 'iconic' Southfork ranch or the continuation's interiors.
The sets were actually very small, and would not have been difficult to recreate on a sound stage.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 4, 2024 12:58 AM |
I remember how disappointed I was when I learned it was filmed on a set in Hollywood, except for some of the exterior scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 6, 2024 9:41 PM |
I’m the missed opportunity of making the Miss Ellie character an Alexis Carrington-like beeyotch. They should have gone with a villainous matriarch
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 6, 2024 9:46 PM |
I'm J.R. Ewing's illegitimate daughter, never introduced because the reboot was axed.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 6, 2024 10:00 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen's psychiatrist, Dr. Elby, unblinking and emotionless.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 7, 2024 5:39 PM |
Dr. Elby was creepy. He always looked like he was going to sneak into Southfork to steal Sue Ellen’s panties.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 7, 2024 5:49 PM |
[quote] I’m the missed opportunity of making the Miss Ellie character an Alexis Carrington-like beeyotch. They should have gone with a villainous matriarch
But who would want to watch that/
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 9, 2024 9:33 PM |
We had sad faced Miss Ellie for an hour on Friday nights, followed by a vinegary old bitch at Falcon Crest. What's the problem?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 10, 2024 2:55 AM |
[quote] I'm J.R. Ewing's illegitimate daughter, never introduced because the reboot was axed.
Refresh my memory please. In what context did this come up? I know that Cally was pregnant when she left Dallas, but not sure they ever mentioned the gender or name. And that child wouldn't be illegitimate.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 10, 2024 2:13 PM |
R157 the name of the woman JR knocked up was never mentioned. It was like 10 years ago when the reboot ended, but I got the impression it wasn’t Callys.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 10, 2024 4:17 PM |
I’m Larry Hagman’s liver.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 10, 2024 4:23 PM |
R159, which one are you, the first or the second?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 10, 2024 7:52 PM |
I'm butch Susan Flannery as JR's publicist.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 11, 2024 4:19 PM |
Didn’t Hagman dislike Flannery. I recall him giving an interview when his autobiography came out, and he was asked which of JR’s bed partners was his favorite/least favorite. He said there was only one he didn’t like, and while he didn’t name her, he dropped clues that made me think it was Flannwry.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 11, 2024 5:00 PM |
Dack Rambo said Hagman was a homophobic asshole to him. You'd think his mother would have raised him better.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 11, 2024 5:28 PM |
I am Ken Kercheval, giving Victoria Principal’s private phone number to Joan Rivers, who then called her live on television.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 11, 2024 5:38 PM |
[quote] I'm the hay in the barn when Lucy was having sex with Ray Keene .
Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 11, 2024 5:40 PM |
R135, yes, they did; Sue Ellen's doctor told her to stop drinking and then said "Not even wine with dinner" as if she'd go ahead and still drink wine at dinner.
Different times. I'm glad they didn't do an alcohol fetal storyline where the kid came out damaged.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 11, 2024 6:09 PM |
That story line with Susan Flannery was kinda pointless. She came in to advice him with PR stuff and it was insinuated that she had a hidden agenda. But I don't think it was ever revealed what her motivation was. And other than revealing some of his secrets, I don't think she ever did any plotting.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 11, 2024 6:20 PM |
R162 It was not at all believable that JR would've been attracted to Susan Flannery. He liked 'em with big hair and big boobs, mostly. Although she was playing hard to get, which turned him on because he liked the chase and conquest.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 11, 2024 6:50 PM |
That was rather disappointing. I remember that she had this little tape recorder she would use, but as best I recall nothing ever came of that.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 11, 2024 9:36 PM |
To be fair, Susan Flannery was quite beautiful on Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 12, 2024 2:00 AM |
I'm the cheesy little "wrist dance" that Susan Howard does in her very first scene.
Scroll to 0:30.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 12, 2024 9:47 PM |
I am the Winger Tramp, walking into Sue Ellen’s very 80s looking office bowlegged, like I got fucked by a giant dick.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 12, 2024 11:14 PM |
I'm Braddock County. I don't exist in real life and was made up for the show.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 12, 2024 11:47 PM |
I'm Donna. When I first appeared on Dallas, I was supposed to be about 30 years old. I always looked like I was a middle aged frump.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 13, 2024 12:53 AM |
Yes, R174, and I did a stupid little wrist dance as shown in R171. Do keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 14, 2024 5:54 AM |
[quote]R145 That video at [R108]. Where do I begin? … Mandy has one of the worst nose jobs I've ever seen
That’s Deborah Shelton.
After BODY DOUBLE was assembled they decided to hire another actress (Helen Shave) to dub all her dialogue.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 14, 2024 7:07 AM |
I'm Miss Ellie showing up in the background at one of Angela Channing's parties at Falcon Crest. I have no lines but am sick of the trashy Southfork parties that have no class or elegance.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 15, 2024 12:31 AM |
I'm Sue Ellen's hair. Usually I was magnificent and I avoided Pam's poodle perm, but I got stuck with a mullet later on. Guess I'll have a drink now since I'm hideous.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 18, 2024 6:30 AM |
I'm Rebecca Wentworth's unfortunate choices of eye shadow.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 29, 2024 4:36 AM |
[quote] I’m Charlene Tilton’s waist length hair.
To be fair, that only amounted to maybe 6"
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 29, 2024 1:07 PM |
I'm Barbara Bel Geddes wondering how the fuck I went from OG Maggie the Cat on Broadway to Southern-fried dishrag of a housefrau. Well, at least I made mint off it.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 29, 2024 1:56 PM |
I'm Miss Ellie's cancer-laden titties, I'll be gone by the end of the season.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 29, 2024 1:57 PM |
R180 LOL
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 29, 2024 4:25 PM |
I’m the bottle of hooch hidden in Sue Ellen’s giant shoulder bag next to the Binaca and the wallet overstuffed with department store credit cards.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 29, 2024 4:33 PM |
I'm the whole Ewing clan who never question the imposters who replaced so many of our relatives and friends. Digger Barnes, Miss Ellie, Gary, Jenna Wade, Kristin...
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 30, 2024 12:10 AM |
I'm Peyton Place, pissed off that everyone forgot about me when saying Dallas invented nighttime soaps.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 30, 2024 2:46 AM |
I'm Lucy's gigantic forehead (well, for a midget). Why didn't I have bangs?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 30, 2024 3:16 AM |
I'm the smell of pungent horseshit wafting on every breeze while the Ewings insist on having their meals on the patio
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 30, 2024 3:18 AM |
I’m the pantyhose Sue Ellen likes to wear poolside with her bathing suit.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 30, 2024 5:17 AM |
I'm Mickey Trotter's almost unibrow!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 30, 2024 5:20 AM |
I'm Peter Richards Speedo.
I'm so tiny!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 30, 2024 7:52 AM |
I’m the shotgun in the hall closet waiting for Ray
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 30, 2024 8:02 AM |
I'm all the blow jobs given by Sue Ellen Shepard to win the Miss Texas beauty contest
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 30, 2024 2:34 PM |
I'm David Ackroyd forever pissed off that I did a forgettable TV movie remake of Little Women instead of a 14 year stint on some other TV show.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 30, 2024 2:37 PM |
I'm horny Holly Harwood and even hornier Marilee Stone!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 30, 2024 2:39 PM |
R145 I'm glad someone noticed Sue Ellen's Fucked up front teeth! Truly bizarre! Either one is pushed forward too far or the other is pushed back too far, but whichever it is, it was always distracting to me!
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 30, 2024 3:30 PM |
I'm the glass of club soda that Sue Ellen tells everyone she's drinking (and I really am club soda not vodka.)
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 30, 2024 7:56 PM |
I'm the desiccating skin of Dried-Apple-Face Miss Ellie, with her one tone of delivery in every fucking scene she is in.
They ditched Donna Reed, though, because she kept playing TV Donna Reed instead of Miss Ellie. And her filter was almost as thorough as the one they used for Lana Turner in "Falcon Crest," who appeared as a blur of light and makeup, like a phantom crone.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 30, 2024 8:38 PM |
I'm Cliff's lifelong issue with premature ejaculation.
As in when the briefs come down I go off.
Digger, Digger.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 30, 2024 8:40 PM |
I'm Clayton's puppy dog crushing on Sue Ellen. And Sue Ellen's cluelessness about it.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 30, 2024 9:04 PM |
I'm Miss Ellie's cruel streak by keeping a fully stocked liquor cart while two known alcoholics stumble around the house.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 30, 2024 10:46 PM |
I'm all the asbestos and oily rags in Southfork that caused the place to ignite like a tinderbox at the end of season 6
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 30, 2024 10:51 PM |
[quote] two known alcoholics
JR and Sue Ellen, but Bobby was kind of a drinker too. And Pam. And Ray. And Donna.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 31, 2024 4:04 AM |
Yes, they were all boozers -- but that really was a different time when there was a cocktail hour and three martini lunches. The two alcoholics I meant were Sue Ellen and Gary. Presumably, the liquor wasn't anything new so it was around when Gary still lived at Southfork. Miss Ellie was a cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 31, 2024 4:18 AM |
I'm Suzanne Somers. Crying and throwing popcorn ant the screen when Jenilee Harrison comes on.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 31, 2024 4:23 AM |
Suzanne worked with Patrick Duffy on Step by Step.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 31, 2024 6:13 AM |
I'm Lucy Ewing, quietly seething over my share of the inheritance shrinking every time another bastard child pops up out of nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 31, 2024 3:15 PM |
I’m the delusional writers attempting to make sexy midget Lucy into a model, even though Charlene Tilton is a squat little thing with Miss Piggy legs.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 31, 2024 3:32 PM |
I am Alan Beam . I had a hot hairy chest and could have been a major political figure in Texas if not for that Ewing midget .
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 31, 2024 4:23 PM |
R207 Or when some guy I have been sleeping with turns out to be Jock’s son.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 31, 2024 4:37 PM |
I'm the sliding doors to the dining room that were never closed except the night that I'm also the candles that were "always" lit in the evening at Southfork and set the fire in the lameass set up of the cliffhanger at R202.
Phew, I'm busy.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 31, 2024 4:47 PM |
R209 - Randolph Powell, who played Alan Beam, definitely got my attention as a gayling. That chest!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 31, 2024 4:50 PM |
I’m Sue Ellen’s cirrhotic liver.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 31, 2024 5:13 PM |
We’re Clayton, Pamela and Mitch, and we can’t believe we married into this family of weirdos.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 31, 2024 5:39 PM |
R6- Actually it was a Mercury Colony Park Station Wagon .
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 31, 2024 5:43 PM |
R212- In 1980 showing a hairy chest on tv was not against the law .
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 31, 2024 5:44 PM |
R208- You’re wrong 😑.
Back in 1980 that was my favorite TV show and my older brother would catch a glimpse of it while I was watching it and when he saw Lucy on the show he said -what a piece of ass!
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 31, 2024 5:46 PM |
I'm the gay one who broke Lucy's heart.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 31, 2024 5:49 PM |
They should have written Clayton into Ewing Oil, at least for a while. J.R. messes up a deal, almost bankrupting the company if it weren't for Clayton. Clayton buys himself into Ewing Oil to save the company and the peace in the family. But now J.R. and Bobby want to get rid of him because it's daddy's company. Clayton likes to keep his shares though because he likes to keep J.R.s dealings in check. This could have gone on for an entire season.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 31, 2024 6:47 PM |
IIRC Jock wrote in his will that nobody but a Ewing could own a piece of Ewing Oil, so I don't think that Clayton could have done that. Don't know how binding that would actually be.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 31, 2024 7:05 PM |
R163- You'd think his LESBIAN mother would have raised him better.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 31, 2024 7:37 PM |
I'm Pam's bolt-ons before bolt-ons became a "thing". I'm pretty much the most interesting aspect of this poorly written character.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 31, 2024 8:36 PM |
I'm Me.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 4, 2024 5:56 PM |
I'm the stacked parking at Southfork as if they didn't have enough room for parking. I'm all the people in bit and supporting parts that went on to have roles on Falcon Crest.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 4, 2024 6:13 PM |
R224- and of course I’m me
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 4, 2024 6:15 PM |
I always thought instead of breaking up Ewing Oil at the end of season 10, the government should have just ordered that Bobby and JR could no longer run it
The family could then turn to Clayton and Donna to run it instead, possibly leading eventually to a Donna/Bobby romance (they always had chemistry). Meanwhile the stress of running Ewing Oil leads to Clayton having a massive heart attack. Miss Ellie could blame JR for this and throw him off Southfork.
While this is going on, JR blackmails his way into controlling the banks used by Barnes -Wentworth and Westar, allowing him to secretly funnel deals to Ewing Oil as he plots to regain control.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 4, 2024 9:03 PM |
I'm Barbara Eden. The worst stunt casting in history.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | April 4, 2024 10:39 PM |
I'm the guy who sells name plates for private office doors. With all that constant upheaval at Ewing Oil, I'm rich!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | April 4, 2024 11:34 PM |
I'm JR's shabby ass office for a CEO
by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 4, 2024 11:41 PM |
R230- The Southfork house is so ordinary and small-ish for a Billionaire oil family.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | April 5, 2024 3:35 PM |
I’m the big increase in the set and costume budget that happens in the 1982-83 and 1983-84 seasons, in response to Dynasty.
Sue Ellen’s mullet! Fashions by Travilla! New Ewing Oil Set! Cliff has a new condo! Southfork has new bedrooms and a new living room! But Miss Ellie is still in her sack dresses and the Krebs’ still live in a shack down the road.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | April 5, 2024 3:47 PM |
The original house felt more like an old (if very prosperous) ranch and a home for a wealthy family. But the owner didn't like the attention and then it burned down.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | April 5, 2024 4:07 PM |
I am watching JR and Sue Ellen’s second wedding right now. It is held in the Southfork driveway, like Lucy and Mitch’s wedding, but this episode was shot on location in Texas, so there’s three horses behind the wedding party, shitting away. What a bunch of hicks. The Carringtons would never get married in a driveway.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | April 6, 2024 5:16 AM |
[quote] The Carringtons would never get married in a driveway.
No, but we'd fuck the chauffeur in one.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | April 6, 2024 12:30 PM |
I'm all the convertible cars being driving around Dallas in the afternoon with the top down. Air conditioning is for wimps.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | April 6, 2024 12:47 PM |
I'm Sada Thompson, furious that I lost out on playing Miss Ellie because I was stuck on ABC getting upstaged by Quinn Cummings.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | April 6, 2024 12:49 PM |
Was Sada Thompson really a contender for Miss Ellie?
by Anonymous | reply 238 | April 6, 2024 8:11 PM |
No r238. But Pam was created for Linda Evans, and they wanted Robert Foxworth to play HR.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | April 6, 2024 8:24 PM |
Linda was too old to be Pam. She was perfect for Krystal in Dynasty.
Foxworth would have been an interesting JR.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | April 6, 2024 8:29 PM |
I do remember reading Dallas was referred to in the development stages as Untitled Linda Evans Project.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 6, 2024 8:31 PM |
It's here... this is a really interesting read in its entirety...
David Paulsen: David Jacobs is one of my closest friends. We have lunch every week. I saw him yesterday. He didn’t know the first thing about Texas.
David Jacobs: I remembered this big billboard there that said “Ewing Buick.” I liked that name, Ewing. After the meeting, I went home and wrote a twelve-page backstory set on a Texas ranch, a saga about the Ewings and the Barneses.
David Paulsen: His structure, which was wonderful, was Romeo and Juliet [Bobby Ewing and Pamela Barnes] and Cain and Abel [J. R. and Bobby].
David Jacobs: Lorimar was very enthusiastic about the backstory, and they said, “We have [the actor] Linda Evans under contract; we’re looking for something for her.” So I wrote a script over Thanksgiving weekend 1977, and when I finished it, I put “Untitled Linda Evans Project” on the cover. Then Michael called me and said, “ ‘Untitled’ doesn’t sound good. It sounds like you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.” I asked him what he’d call it, and he said, “Dallas.” And I said, “Dallas? Kennedy was killed in Dallas. Well . . . at least they won the Super Bowl.”
Matt Zoller Seitz is the television critic for New York magazine and grew up in Dallas while the show was airing: Let’s just say that the makers of Dallas weren’t really big on doing homework. There were not herds of cattle tracing across Grand Prairie, and there weren’t fields of oil wells outside Dallas. It bore about as much relation to life in actual Dallas as Lost in Space did to the history of space exploration.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 6, 2024 8:37 PM |
Just finished it... it's a great insight into everything about the show...
by Anonymous | reply 243 | April 6, 2024 8:55 PM |
^ Not THAT interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 6, 2024 10:14 PM |
Linda Evans could have been Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 6, 2024 10:50 PM |
When the show first started, Sue Ellen was a nothing character. The show was about Bobby and Pam. Then Larry Hagman stole it away and eventually they figured a neurotic, drunk wife would be a good addition to the cast. I doubt the producers would have offered the role to Evans nor that she would have wanted it based on the original concept. And, FWIW, I don't think Evans would have made a good Sue Ellen at all. Evans couldn't even pull off "Rita" on Dynasty.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | April 7, 2024 12:38 AM |
Linda Gray isn’t in the credits in the miniseries. It was her reactions to what was going on that convinced the producers to make her a leading character.
And the original idea was for Bobby to die and for a widowed Pam to be fighting JR.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | April 7, 2024 12:52 AM |
Pam battling J.R.? LOL. She had great tits but not much else.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | April 7, 2024 12:54 AM |
Pam was a lightweight
by Anonymous | reply 249 | April 7, 2024 12:59 AM |
[quote] Linda Gray isn’t in the credits in the miniseries. It was her reactions to what was going on that convinced the producers to make her a leading character.
This is a bit of a mystery to me. It's a family saga with parents, sons and daughters-in-law all living in the same house. Why would one of the wives not get a main credit? Did they really believe this character could stay a recurring role? I know Linda Gray got the job as a favor for her husband, and her acting wasn't highly regarded during the mini-series. Did they consider recasting her or let her die or divorce after the mini-series would be renewed for a full season? Either way, I'm obviously glad they kept her. Sue Ellen became one of the best soap characters ever, in part thanks to Linda Gray's many outstanding performances.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | April 7, 2024 4:39 AM |
The headline cast for the first season was small - Bobby and Pam, his parents, JR, and Lucy.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | April 7, 2024 5:32 AM |
Sue Ellen shooting daggers at JR after the whole Brian Dennehy barging into Southfork episode prompted the writers to expand Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | April 7, 2024 5:52 AM |
Brian Dennehy was also on early Dynasty
by Anonymous | reply 253 | April 7, 2024 6:08 AM |
I'm the glass of white wine that Miss Ellie orders any time she goes out to have lunch with Pam, Sue Ellen, Rebecca, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | April 7, 2024 6:23 AM |
I’m the king sized bed in Holly Harwood’s office. The burly Chippendales dancer Holly hired changes my sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | April 8, 2024 4:00 AM |
Holly's bed in her office and the male secretaries were a nice tough.
The one I loved more than anyone was Marilee Stone; she stole every scene she was ever in unless she was with Larry or Linda.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | April 8, 2024 4:33 AM |
I'm a typical gay male in that my favorite female character on Dallas was also the MEANEST/NASTIEST/BITCHIEST
Katherine Wentworth
by Anonymous | reply 257 | April 8, 2024 4:40 AM |
R247 Gray said there was no character to start with. She flew into Texas for the first time, and because her part was relatively minor she decided to start mingling with the high society Dallas women to get to know them better, she went into their stores and hairdressers.
One night in the ladies' room at a black-tie function she peeked into the woman's handbag next to her and saw a lipstick and tiny gun. Linda had never seen a real gun before.
She asked "Is that a gun?!" and the woman replied "Of course, darlin'. This is Texas!"
Linda thought it was fabulous and fell in love with the character of Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | April 8, 2024 4:42 AM |
It was amusing how Sue Ellen was the snobby one in the beginning, obsessed with breeding and appearances, and she’s the messiest bitch of them all.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | April 8, 2024 5:20 PM |
Why doesn't anyone talk about Muriel? She steals every scene she's in! Wasn't there a Muriel like her in Bye Bye Birdie?
by Anonymous | reply 260 | April 8, 2024 8:11 PM |
Krystal was created for Elizabeth Montgomery. She backed out at the last minute.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 8, 2024 8:15 PM |
Angie Dickinson turned down Krystle and Sable Colby.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | April 8, 2024 8:23 PM |
Montgomery simply didn't want the grind of another weekly. She would have been more interesting as Alexis. The whole tone of the show would have changed with her. Forsythe wouldn't have been able to steamroll her character. However unintentional it might be. Back to you Dallas. Sorry
by Anonymous | reply 263 | April 8, 2024 8:29 PM |
R261 - Liz was getting up in years then.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | April 8, 2024 9:02 PM |
I agree. Plus she was the type that at that age she didn't seem to care about keeping herself up. She was happy playing that Edna lady and all her TV movies. I suspect once she went through the glamor reworking for Dynasty she would have made Evans look like a dog. Anyway, that's more than rumor. It's pretty well documented about the part being written with her in mind. That and her last minute backing out which made her no friends.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | April 9, 2024 2:35 AM |
Liz would have been great as Alexis.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | April 9, 2024 3:03 AM |
R24 They should have had a better house. Once DYNASTY started I looked down my nose at the Ewings. I'm with the Carrington's now. Beat it, cowpoke.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | April 9, 2024 3:11 AM |
That's nothing I could have afforded to live on Knots Landing.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | April 9, 2024 3:12 AM |
The clean lines of the new Southfork just worked for the show. The fact these people were money without breeding was something people could not resist. The house sitting high on the empty plain made it look imposing and much bigger than reality. They took a chance on less being more, usually the opposite is true.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | April 9, 2024 3:30 AM |
R269 If worked for sure. It kept them greedy to want more.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | April 9, 2024 3:32 AM |
I’m Andy Gibb crying my eyes out and snorting my fortune up my nose.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | April 9, 2024 3:43 AM |
I'm April Stevens. The most interesting and charismatic character on the show. Too bad they didn't know what to do with me.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | April 9, 2024 3:47 AM |
R126, ewwwwwwwwwwww
that said, I thought JR's ultimate revenge on Peter would have been having him kidnapped and blindfolded and then, JR could have had his way with him.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | April 9, 2024 4:04 AM |
I'm Lucy's panties always wadded up in a ball in a corner with blood and poop stains all over them
by Anonymous | reply 274 | April 9, 2024 4:09 AM |
I COULDN'T REACH THE TOILET! Give a gal a break.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | April 9, 2024 4:12 AM |
R265 - Seems the whole cast of Dynasty was comprised of second (or lower) choices. The original Blake was to be George Peppard (who either quit or was fired due to alcoholism and his on-set assholishness) while the original Alexis was intended to be Sophia Loren who wanted primo lira for the role. The producers looked at nearly every 50+ actress with a modicum of celebrity before finally settling on Joan Collins -- who was fresh from the set of "Empire of the Ants" and other B flicks.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | April 9, 2024 12:10 PM |
Not my part!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | April 9, 2024 1:04 PM |
R269- JR was a sleeze and Jock came across as low class too. Only Miss Ellie had some class.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | April 9, 2024 1:07 PM |
You were a doll Pamela. The show died when you left.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | April 9, 2024 5:03 PM |
I think Joan Collins was perfectly cast. Sophia Loren was a bigger name, but I don’t think she could have come as well as Joan.
They also lucked out in finding young and mostly unknown Heather Locklear as Krystal’s niece.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | April 9, 2024 5:24 PM |
Again hate to distract from Dallas. I'm sure there's 1,000 Dynasty threads. Anyway, what the fuck was going through their minds when casting Emma Samms? Plus I know her reviews are mixed with fans but they should have never let Catherine Oxenberg go. I think she added quite a spark to the show.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | April 9, 2024 5:28 PM |
I think Tori watched daytime soaps like GH; she saw Emma's beauty and Emma is a truly nice person but dear God in heaven, she's second only to John Bolger in terms of horrible recasts.
BOTH would have been fine in other roles, but Fallon season 1 Dynasty was brlliant; biting the head off the bride on the cake? Telling Krystle the wedding wasn't going to happen till she signed the prenup. "No. It's not a gift." response to Krystle about helping her with living in Blake's world.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | April 9, 2024 5:40 PM |
I'm the Dallas thread. I've been driven off the road with talk of Dynasty and Emma Samms.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | April 9, 2024 7:42 PM |
I just finished watching season 6, which is my favorite season. Jock’s will and the fight between Bobby and JR slowly encompass everyone’s storyline.
Pam is stronger than she’s been in years, standing up to Bobby, JR and Cliff. Ray isn’t moping around feeling inadequate. Lucy has her only interesting romance, with Mickey (who never should have been killed off). And you see that JR loves Sue Ellen but can’t help himself, he is incapable of monogamy.
I just wish they hadn’t killed off Rebecca. A Rebecca/Clayton/Ellie triangle would have added depth to the Barnes/Ewing feud. And I wanted to see where Katherine’s bitchiness came from.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | April 9, 2024 7:56 PM |
I'm the Dallas/Dynasty cross over event that should have happened.
Plot ideas? Steven Carrington and Mickey Trotter meet up and begin a torrid affair, while Alexis goes after Sue Ellen's speedo clad boy toy. Blake and Miss Ellie turn out to be siblings and she invites him over for iced tea.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | April 9, 2024 8:00 PM |
r12 Cousin in law
by Anonymous | reply 287 | April 9, 2024 8:03 PM |
I'm Pams super tight jeans and big breasts
by Anonymous | reply 288 | April 9, 2024 8:07 PM |
I’m one of Miss Ellies house dresses.....it saved the shows wardrobe budget a fortune
by Anonymous | reply 289 | April 9, 2024 8:08 PM |
r62 Yes he was very yummy!
by Anonymous | reply 290 | April 9, 2024 8:11 PM |
Speaking of Mickey Trotter, Timothy Patrick Murphy was so hot. His Wikipedia page says he was in a relationship with Mark Patton, star of Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Is that true? They must have made a hot 80's couple! What a tragedy that he died at 29.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | April 9, 2024 8:29 PM |
I'm Lucy's friend Muriel Gillis. I was the Dollar Store version of Jamie Rose or one of those red headed Walton girls.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | April 9, 2024 8:32 PM |
Muriel always look appalled or scandalized. My favorite is when Ray calls looking for Lucy, who didn’t come home the night JR was shot.
She had this tense, scared look on her face, like she knew Lucy had shot JR. In fact, Lucy was in a sleazy motel fucking her married professor.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | April 9, 2024 11:24 PM |
r285, I agree, those seasons when Jock was missing/died and the next season when the sons fought for Ewing Oil were really epic. All characters were fleshed out just right, all stories were connected to the main arc. Everything just worked. As sad as Jim Davis' death was, they really knew how to milk that opportunity.
Speaking about Jock. When you think about it, he was really just J. R.'s door mat. He appeared all crusty and macho, but J.R. was constantly lying in his face, and Jock was always gullible enough to believe. Bobby always had to call out the lies that Jock so happily believed.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | April 10, 2024 3:40 AM |
There is this publicity photo of the Barnes/Wentworth family that is quite remarkable. It's Rebecca with her three kids. But they were really never together like this. When Rebecca was still around, Katherine was just in two, maybe three episodes - and not really bad yet. Only once Rebecca had died did she become a regular and a baddie.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | April 10, 2024 3:44 AM |
R295- She was a bitch from day one. She never liked Cliff almost from the first time she met him because Rebecca had allowed Cliff to take over Wentworth Tool And Die which was her father's first company.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | April 10, 2024 3:49 AM |
I'm Sue Ellen and Pam's "friendship", just shy of a tampon commercial or a soft lesbo hookup.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | April 10, 2024 4:04 AM |
I'm the ice cubes Sue Ellen always rattled around in her glass when she was drinking.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | April 10, 2024 4:13 AM |
I'm Miss Ellie's bike riding!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | April 10, 2024 4:20 AM |
R286, I agree about Rebecca
Priscilla Pointer, ironically, is still alive
by Anonymous | reply 300 | April 10, 2024 5:06 AM |
I'm the Pledge of Allegiance, recited at the beginning of the Texas Oil Commission meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | April 10, 2024 5:10 AM |
I'm the Pledge of Allegiance, recited at the beginning of the Texas Oil Commission meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | April 10, 2024 5:10 AM |
^ 4th grade?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | April 10, 2024 5:11 AM |
I'm NBC's wishful thinking that our new daytime soap "Texas" will piggy-back off the success of "Dallas". I'll last less than three years.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | April 10, 2024 12:13 PM |
But I made some money.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | April 10, 2024 4:37 PM |
4H - Head, Heart, Hands and something else. Health?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | April 10, 2024 4:39 PM |
I'm Rebecca Wentworth's houscoats and nightclothes. She was wealthy so why was she dressed like a black mammy washerwoman?
by Anonymous | reply 307 | April 10, 2024 6:16 PM |
That's how I'd dress if I didn't have to work.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | April 10, 2024 6:32 PM |
I'm bourbon and branch. Sly will pour you a glass of me if you have a meeting with ol' JR.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | April 10, 2024 6:55 PM |
I am Texas Stadium, old home of the Dallas Cowboy and always featured at the opening
Now, if this was RL and Ewing Oil was still in business, I’d now be called Ewing Stadium
by Anonymous | reply 310 | April 10, 2024 6:56 PM |
I'm really not an alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | April 10, 2024 6:57 PM |
I am the yellow Mercury Colony Park station wagon haphazardly parked on the side of the road a mile from Southfork, with a pregnant Sue Ellen slumped over the steering wheel, passed out drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | April 10, 2024 7:03 PM |
Yes I am, R311, and proud of it!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | April 10, 2024 11:56 PM |
I'm Afton Cooper, kissin's about the fifth best thing I do.
So that leaves: 1. blowjobs; 2. anal; 3. rimming; and 4. front hole fucking.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | April 11, 2024 12:42 AM |
Who did Jenilee Harrison fuck to get this gig? To go from fighting the ironing board once a week to Dallas was a weird jump.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | April 11, 2024 12:44 AM |
I'm Audrey Landers' tits which weren't that big. She got what she paid for.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | April 11, 2024 2:14 AM |
I'm outer office Kendall. Those uppity bitches Sly and Phyllis think they're so much better than me.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | April 11, 2024 3:06 AM |
I'm all the members of Miss Ellie's society group loosely based on Daughters of the American Revolution. Our meetings consist of gin-soaked cattiness. We're also brazenly racist, even though we all know we secretly want to be gangbanged by the Mexican busboys.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | April 11, 2024 11:54 AM |
I'm the secret true nature of the decades-long rivalry between Jock and Digger which was not over Miss Ellie, but rather that long-ago weekend of curious experimentation we shared in Odessa that shall never be spoken of again.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | April 11, 2024 12:00 PM |
I'm the mechanic who last worked on Jock's ill-fated helicopter. J.R. was very generous.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | April 11, 2024 12:01 PM |
I'm Gary. As a teenager, I knocked up that white trash simpleton Valene Clements just to prove to everyone I wasn't one of THOSE people. It really wasn't worth the effort.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | April 11, 2024 12:03 PM |
I'm Michele Lee in 1978 wondering what happened to all those fabulous variety shows on television in favor of this new tawdry trash that nobody will ever watch. I'm a Broadway baby and would never be found dead slumming on a nighttime soap opera.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | April 11, 2024 12:09 PM |
I'm Ewing 23, the most problematic of the Ewing wells.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | April 11, 2024 12:40 PM |
I'm Martin E. Brooks. No fembots allowed at Ewing Oil.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | April 11, 2024 4:19 PM |
I'm the Southfork gym, which showed up late in the series to give Sasha Mitchell screen time showing off his muscles.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | April 11, 2024 6:25 PM |
I'm Philip Capice. You will see my name flashed first on the screen just after a cliffhanger completes.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | April 11, 2024 6:53 PM |
I’m the lazy writing of the departures of Clayton, Miss Ellie, Lucy, Ray and Jenna.
I can’t be bothered to say specifically where these characters went, so I just say “they’re in Europe.”
Why not move Ray and Jenna to a big ranch in the Rockies or something? I can’t see him hanging out at the Eiffel Tower or Leaning Tower of Pisa.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | April 11, 2024 6:55 PM |
I'm downtown Dallas. I am unoriginal, uninspiring, uninviting and just plain boring. All my architects and urban planners went on to other careers.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | April 12, 2024 2:57 AM |
I'm Reunion Tower. I'm often featured in the background during the Dallas location shoots.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | April 12, 2024 3:16 AM |
I'm the Dallas Tourist Board. We're delighted that our city is mostly remembered for this TV show rather than that unpleasantness in 1963.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | April 12, 2024 12:10 PM |
I’m the 8 year old gayling who sneaks downstairs after my parents have gone to bed to watch THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 332 | April 12, 2024 12:17 PM |
Same, R332. Same age too.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | April 12, 2024 2:05 PM |
I'm most of the fans who knew from the second the shot was fired that it was going to be Kristin.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | April 12, 2024 5:29 PM |
I'm glad "most of the fans" didn't ruin it for the rest of us.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | April 12, 2024 5:31 PM |
I'm the gayling so disappointed for the first three episodes of the following season that it looked like SueEllen shot JR. Because I just couldn't imagine life (or the show) without SueEllen lookin' at the world through the bottom of a glass. Because I was a gayling.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | April 12, 2024 9:16 PM |
I'm the first hurt, which is the worst hurt of all.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | April 12, 2024 11:32 PM |
I'm the rouge Sue Ellen applies while she and JR discuss if they will have time to visit the newly incinerated Pam in the hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | April 13, 2024 2:04 AM |
Im the oddly phallic shaped bottle JR has hidden in his room.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | April 13, 2024 2:38 AM |
I’m the $5million Jock Ewing put in a Swiss bank account in 1963 to pay the Cubans to blow JFK’s head off.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | April 13, 2024 2:55 AM |
I'm JR'S bourbon farts!
by Anonymous | reply 341 | April 13, 2024 3:16 AM |
I'm the club soda Sue Ellen really is drinking.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | April 13, 2024 5:30 AM |
I'm the puppy dog that JR was going to buy Sue Ellen when she told him she wanted a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | April 13, 2024 5:30 AM |
I'm Sly's brother who got paroled no thanks to Cliff Barnes and all his connectins.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | April 13, 2024 5:31 AM |
I'm the Tundra Torque that Bobby used to plow through the icy Canadian frozen land. Pam signed off on Bobby getting to use it.
I thought he was going to give HER the Tundra Torque treatment out of gratitude.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | April 13, 2024 5:33 AM |
I'm John Beck's mustache.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | April 13, 2024 5:19 PM |
^ I rode that mustache!
by Anonymous | reply 347 | April 13, 2024 6:24 PM |
Everything Pam rode eventually exploded.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | April 13, 2024 6:30 PM |
Well then I am John Beck's hairy chest.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | April 13, 2024 6:30 PM |
I'm Lucy's ABORTION!!!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | April 13, 2024 8:16 PM |
I'm the first reunion movie, J.R. Returns. Not the crappy second one, War of the Ewing. But we were both ignored when the new series came along.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | April 13, 2024 9:25 PM |
I'm the exploding dam in the opening credits. I don't know what I've got to do with anything, but I definitely liven things up.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | April 13, 2024 9:37 PM |
I'm Dack Rambo. I sure hope my new TV show "Sword of Justice" slaughters that new primetime soap "Dallas"! It's "Fantasy Island" that worries me....
by Anonymous | reply 353 | April 14, 2024 3:41 AM |
I'm the missing spin of one of the actresses in the opening credits.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | April 14, 2024 4:20 AM |
Susan, that was pretty classic -- and your idea, I hear.
Are you going to the Another World reunion in May?
by Anonymous | reply 355 | April 14, 2024 5:14 AM |
As originally created for the screen, it was more of an event.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | April 14, 2024 1:43 PM |
Bitch Samms couldn't even do a proper spin.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | April 14, 2024 4:58 PM |
I'm Mitch! I'm totally pointless and only exist to tell my midget wife how much I resent her wealth.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | April 14, 2024 7:15 PM |
I'm Leigh McCloskey and I was blond eye candy that kept horny girls and gays tuning in, no matter how lame my character was.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | April 14, 2024 8:15 PM |
Jock spoiling Lucy made her think all she had to do was want Mitch and it would all work out.
She should have left him for good after making her OWN MONEY as Young Miss Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | April 14, 2024 9:12 PM |
Mitch was an annoying scold. The character was poorly acted and written. I didn’t understand how a schemer like Afton could be his sister, especially since their mother also liked getting free shit from the Ewings. And how does someone who was raised in Biloxi, Mississippi and living in Dallas not have an accent? Afton had the same issue.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | April 14, 2024 9:49 PM |
HI! I'm Cally!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | April 14, 2024 9:51 PM |
Go back to your holler down in Arkansas, Cally at R362.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | April 14, 2024 10:33 PM |
I’ve never been a fan of the Mitch-type character who seemed to pop up on almost shows — self-righteous and indignantly threatened by a woman and her access to money/power.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | April 14, 2024 10:49 PM |
I'm poor old Rose, one of the later season Dallas whores. I had to toil under Carter McKay's giant belly. 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 365 | April 14, 2024 10:54 PM |
R359 - "Mitch Cooper: The Other Side of Dallas"
by Anonymous | reply 366 | April 14, 2024 10:54 PM |
I'm Christopher Atkins' career, starting to suspect that I've peaked.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | April 14, 2024 10:58 PM |
I'm Susan Flannery. Thinking I can finally give a fuck you to daytime.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | April 14, 2024 11:08 PM |
I am Clayton Farlow. I am the one male character who got weaker and weaker with time. I had more run ins with JR and yet nobody remembers me.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | April 15, 2024 12:06 AM |
R366- That actor never seemed straight to me.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | April 15, 2024 2:34 AM |
I am Clayton Farlow's beer gut.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | April 19, 2024 1:54 AM |
I am Rebecca Farnsworth. I must be some kind of drag queen or show dog.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | April 19, 2024 1:56 AM |
I am Rebecca Farnsworth. I must be some kind of drag queen or show dog.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | April 19, 2024 1:58 AM |
I'm the future DLer wondering why they couldn't use camera tricks to make Lucy taller. Her shortness is often distracting.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | April 19, 2024 2:04 AM |
I'm Tina Louise's 6th episode. Her last.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | April 19, 2024 2:07 AM |
[quote]I am Rebecca Farnsworth. I must be some kind of drag queen or show dog.
I am Rebecca WENTworth. I might be some kind of drag queen or show dog, but I know my own name.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | April 19, 2024 2:11 AM |
I'm all the deception.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | April 19, 2024 2:17 AM |
Touche, R376.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | April 19, 2024 2:19 AM |
I'm Raul.
Yeh, I don't know what I look like either.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | April 19, 2024 2:20 AM |
R373- Her name is Rebecca Wentworth not Farnsworth
and she did not look like a drag queen. The scene of her saying goodbye to Pamela in the hospital after the plane crash was the saddest moment on Dallas for me. I had grown to like her character very much.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | April 19, 2024 2:21 AM |
I'm Mandy Winter's stilettos.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | April 19, 2024 2:22 AM |
^ Winger!
by Anonymous | reply 382 | April 19, 2024 3:23 AM |
Priscilla was my favorite Pointer sister!
by Anonymous | reply 383 | April 19, 2024 3:29 AM |
I am Miss Ellie’s lack of a driver’s license.
Those gossipy bitches Marilee Stone and Linda Stone told everyone in the Daughters of the Alamo that Ellie doesn’t drive because she mowed down Jock’s mistress in a drunken rage, The court barred her from driving until season 10!
by Anonymous | reply 384 | April 19, 2024 4:01 AM |
Her name was Rebecca Kercheval !
by Anonymous | reply 385 | April 19, 2024 4:57 AM |
I'm me on the east coast listening to my mother call her friends on the west coast for the singular purpose of spoiling the WSJR? mystery.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | April 19, 2024 5:16 AM |
[quote] I am Miss Ellie’s lack of a driver’s license.
Don'cha worry none, sweet pea. I'lls teach you.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | April 19, 2024 12:17 PM |
I'm JR as a little boy. The way my momma describes me I'm a budding homosexual.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | April 19, 2024 12:23 PM |
I am Liz Adams. I was in an entire season of Dallas with main title card and everything. Super pivotal character! Remember me? No? I was played by shooting star Barbara Stock. What do you mean you don't remember her either?
by Anonymous | reply 389 | April 19, 2024 3:44 PM |
Then I'm Liz Craig, played by the fabulous Barbara Babcock.
Pam may have fucked me over, it was a long time ago.
Come to think of it why didn't Pam just buy the whole fucking store and run that?
by Anonymous | reply 390 | April 19, 2024 3:53 PM |
I am Pam’s exercise studio that Bobby bought her to keep her from nosing around about Christopher’s parentage. For some reason, she wears dresses and suits 1/2 the time she comes here.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | April 19, 2024 3:57 PM |
I’m Crystal; Suellen’s drunken sister. I shot the bastard!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | April 19, 2024 4:17 PM |
I'm Gabrielle Carteris. The original choice to play Miss Ellie. Scheduling conflicts.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | April 19, 2024 4:24 PM |
I'm the glitzy, low cut gowns Miss Ellie angrily tosses out when her breast cancer diagnosis is made. Funny that we never saw her wear anything close to those dressses. Maybe they were old hand offs from Rebecca Barnes?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | April 19, 2024 4:26 PM |
I'm the cop with the bullhorn calling Out Lady Montford come to out with your hands up.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | April 19, 2024 4:36 PM |
^^while Miss Ellie bakes in the trunk of Donna’s car.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | April 19, 2024 4:40 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen's mugshot.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | April 19, 2024 4:45 PM |
I’m the later Mrs JR and Mrs. Bobby Ewings. We cannot hold a candle to Sue Ellen or Pam.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | April 19, 2024 4:45 PM |
R 380 It should have been Cliff on that plane!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | April 19, 2024 5:12 PM |
I'm the best work Linda Gray ever did. Too bad it was during the dream season and didn't mean anything.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | April 19, 2024 9:09 PM |
I'm Sue Ellen's black-and-white dress as seen in R400. I'm suitable for a wedding, a funeral, or both!
by Anonymous | reply 402 | April 19, 2024 9:37 PM |
I’m Mary Martin whose son couldn’t manage to get me even a cameo on his stupid show:
by Anonymous | reply 403 | April 19, 2024 10:09 PM |
It's not his fault. CBS put the kibosh on the Miss Ellie having a bull dyke older sister named Bobby-Lou.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | April 19, 2024 10:14 PM |
R388 Of course JR could've been a little gay homosexual boy. Just think of all his catty, snide remarks to the other family members. Why, he would've been right at home here on DL!
by Anonymous | reply 405 | April 19, 2024 10:43 PM |
Lucy has this friend who occasionally gets a line or two and she looks so familiar. It's not Muriel. She's a long haired brunette with sort of Asian eyes. Can anyone id her?
by Anonymous | reply 406 | April 19, 2024 11:55 PM |
Mary's School of Tap:
Sorry Lucy but you're just to short and your legs are too porcine like to tap.
JR: Would $5K make those legs look a little prettier?
Welcome to our school, Lucy
by Anonymous | reply 407 | April 20, 2024 2:15 AM |
I'm 5'11 models who see Lucy was Miss Teen Dallas, and know this fiction is really fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | April 20, 2024 2:26 AM |
Lucy WAS porcine. She always reminded me of Miss Piggy-same attitude, same stubby legs.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | April 20, 2024 4:45 AM |
Sue Ellen always smelled like aftershave. Aftershave over ice.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | April 20, 2024 5:39 AM |
I'm Donna Reed. Bye!
by Anonymous | reply 411 | April 20, 2024 5:48 PM |
I'm the original Southfork in the first season. I was a bit grander than Southfork, and JR and Sue Ellen had their own sort of subhouse, rather than just a bedroom with the rest of the fam.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | April 20, 2024 10:41 PM |
I live in Dallas and we find the interest in this show puzzling.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | April 20, 2024 11:10 PM |
R413 I heard from a lot of friends who lived in Dallas/Richardson/Ft. Worth they were happy the tv show took off because it seemed to take the burden of JFK assasination off the area,
by Anonymous | reply 414 | April 20, 2024 11:58 PM |
I'm all the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Those Ewings have more offspring than they know.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | April 21, 2024 12:02 AM |
Ken Kercheval aged so badly during the show’s run. At the beginning he was Pam’s handsome older brother. By the time Victoria Principal left he looked like Pam’s eccentric uncle whose suit smells like mothballs.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | April 21, 2024 7:49 PM |
Ken Kercheval was NEVER handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | April 21, 2024 9:45 PM |
I'm Jimmy! I'm Pam's idiot, goofy cousin. Don't grow attached to me because you'll never see me again after the pilot.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | April 22, 2024 12:17 PM |
R417 - He was no Patrick Duffy (1978 version) but he wasn't too shabby. Certainly attractive enough. Heck, even J.R. looked pretty fuckable in the pilot.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | April 22, 2024 12:19 PM |
I'm the rotary wall phone that Lady Jessica used to knock out the annoying Donna.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | April 22, 2024 12:35 PM |
I'm Wes Parmalee. I look nothing like Jock.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | April 22, 2024 3:38 PM |
I'm annoying Jamie Ewing. Everybody hates me, except that lush Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | April 22, 2024 11:26 PM |
I'm the water that went up Marilee Stone's nose when Jamie pushed her in the Ewing pool.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | April 23, 2024 2:30 AM |
If only water was the only thing that went up Marilee's nose that day...
by Anonymous | reply 424 | April 23, 2024 3:49 AM |
I'm branch water. I'm really just water. But I make your simple drink sound more exotic.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | April 23, 2024 4:54 AM |
I’m Mrs.Reeves, the Marguerite Oswald lookalike employed as John Ross’ baby nurse.
I do NOT approve of John Ross's mother.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | April 23, 2024 5:51 AM |
I'm the question mark that Mandy Winger put at the end of nearly every line she ever spoke.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | April 23, 2024 6:07 AM |
I'm the house that Afton bought her mother.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | April 23, 2024 6:09 AM |
I'm the epiphany Lucy had at the beginning of Season 8 when she realized J.R. forced Peter out of town after setting him up following his affair with Sue Ellen.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | April 23, 2024 6:11 AM |
^^That little midget stomped out of the living room in her lucite heels.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | April 23, 2024 6:20 AM |
I'm the double question marks that Charlie Wade used at the end of every sentence?
by Anonymous | reply 431 | April 23, 2024 6:25 AM |
I'm the awful acting of Shalane McCall as Charlie.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | April 23, 2024 6:32 AM |
I'm the 1977 Laredo city council still regretting not giving Lorimar the permits to shoot their new TV show "Laredo" here.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | April 23, 2024 11:52 AM |
I'm the 1950 movie western "Dallas" starring Gary Cooper and Ruth Roman. I have nothing to do with that TV show and am larger forgotten now by anyone under 70.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | April 23, 2024 11:54 AM |
R405= Faye Dunaway
by Anonymous | reply 435 | April 23, 2024 12:15 PM |
I'm Jock's brother Jason. Never heard of until I was dead and my spawn hit town.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | April 23, 2024 3:10 PM |
I'm Jordan Lee. How or why Kristin fucked me can only be attributed to scriptwriters being painted into a corner.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | April 23, 2024 3:52 PM |
I'm Miss Ellie's brother Garrison Southworth, who came home to die. That Jock Ewing is pure trash, like all oil men, and Southfork was mine by rights. Ellie agreed and Junior's head nearly exploded.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | April 23, 2024 6:05 PM |
I'm Jock's crazy 1st wife, stuck in the loony bin.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | April 23, 2024 6:18 PM |
Amanda!!!
by Anonymous | reply 440 | April 23, 2024 6:20 PM |
R438- Jock Ewing was rather coarse and ill mannered.
Miss Ellie had some class.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | April 23, 2024 6:22 PM |
I'm Ray's stinky socks.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | April 23, 2024 6:30 PM |
OMG-Mrs.Reeves was played by Marlon Brando’s sister AND she played Barbara Bennett from Redbook in Mommie Dearest! I can’t believe I never noticed!
by Anonymous | reply 443 | April 23, 2024 7:19 PM |
Barbara please!
by Anonymous | reply 444 | April 23, 2024 9:28 PM |
R443 is quintessential DL!
by Anonymous | reply 445 | April 23, 2024 9:32 PM |
I'm Charlie's cherry.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | April 23, 2024 11:16 PM |
I'm the Vanity license plates on the Ewing cars. Sue Ellen didn't get one.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | April 24, 2024 12:42 AM |
I’m the Southfork kitchen which not seen until the fifth season around the time Jock went missing.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | April 24, 2024 1:11 AM |
I'm the excessive flatulence caused by Miss Ellie's chili!
by Anonymous | reply 449 | April 24, 2024 1:37 AM |
I’m Charlene Tipton. I play cousin Lucy Ewing. I stand around 4’11”. Even in my highest disco heels, I am still way shorter than all of the other actors.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | April 24, 2024 1:43 AM |
I'm Aunt Lil.
I really pulled the plug on Michael but Raymond took the blame for me at trial.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | April 24, 2024 2:44 AM |
I'm Lorimar. We were printing money off these nighttime soaps in the 80s, but by 1993 we were out of business.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | April 24, 2024 11:58 AM |
I'm the right girl who David Jacobs never met.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | April 24, 2024 11:59 AM |
Did the kid who played Christopher turn out to be gay? I always thought he would.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | April 24, 2024 2:45 PM |
We're Pam's coworkers at The Store. We've been working here for years, but that no-experience bitch just walks in and gets all the plum jobs and trips to Paris Fashion Week?! We hate her.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | April 24, 2024 3:59 PM |
R454 I don’t think he is. He was at a Dallas con recently and had a horrible combover.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | April 24, 2024 4:25 PM |
R453- He was married twice and had three children. That doesn't make him straight necessarily.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | April 24, 2024 7:40 PM |
R456 Thanks. Guess I was wrong about him. Wonder if he's bitter that they recast his part in both the reunion movie and the new series? At least Omri Katz got to play John Ross in the reunion movie.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | April 24, 2024 8:19 PM |
R458 they may be a little bitter, but Henderson and Metcalfe were way hotter and looked like fully grown men, unlike Katz and Harris. One of the few things the TNT version had going for it was the eye candy of Henderson and Metcalfe.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | April 24, 2024 8:51 PM |
I'm Frank Crutcher. My fingers smell like Miss Ellie pie.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | April 24, 2024 8:57 PM |
R458, both reunion movies, Dallas: the Early Years and the 14 Seasons of the OG series are all out of continuity.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | April 24, 2024 9:51 PM |
[quote] One of the few things the TNT version had going for it was the eye candy of Henderson and Metcalfe.
I'd say pretty much the only thing. Honorable mention goes to Judith Light literally chewing the scenery. Her character was like the brain damaged by-product of Alexis Carrington and Griselda Blanco.
I was shocked when they killed off Christopher in the Dallas reboot. That was 50% of the reason for watching.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | April 25, 2024 12:54 AM |
R462 Metcalfe wanted to leave. Plus it was canceled after the season finale. If renewed they might’ve recast. His mother Pam survived a worse car crash (near impossible, but it was a nighttime soap). Without Hagman, the only way for the show to survive would’ve been to focus on the younger generation with guest appearances from Duffy and Gray. But JR and Dallas go hand in hand. No Larry, and it was a huge uphill battle, which they found out. JR dead, Pam dead, Cliff rotting away in prison. No one wanted to see an epic show end this way. Ironically the less substantial show Dynasty gave viewers a happy ending with the characters.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | April 25, 2024 1:09 AM |
We called her Pew Ellen. Her pussy always stunk.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | April 25, 2024 1:45 AM |
They should have called her Spew Ellen. No bush was safe.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | April 25, 2024 12:13 PM |
Knots Landing gave us a happy ending with Val back alive and reunited with Gary; Mac and Karen, happy; Abby moved back into the cul de sac. Brilliant. A.
Dynasty reunited for a two part miniseries movie two years after it was canceled; Blake and Krystle reconciled; Al Corely back; Alexis, a recast Adam, Fake Fallon (Emma's a doll but...she was not Pamela Sue Martin), Kirby back, Jeff back; I think even Mrs. Gunnerson and the butler made an appearance.
Falcon Crest; they were never going to come back from Maggie drowning -- unless they brought Susan back for finale; we had to be satisfied with Richard marrying Dr. Beth Correll; Pilar being pregnant with Lance's kid; Julia being safe and happy in the convent and Emma and Frank were on their way home; criminal not to have Margaret Ladd in finale! We had Angela's closing speech which encapsulated the whole show. Grade: B.
Dallas; ironically, the best soap of them all had the worst finale and the two reunion movies weren't that great. The last five seasons of Dallas were awful. We saw Pam and Donna leave. Awful. The show never recovered. Then Jenna left. Eh. She was a place holder for Pam. Miss Ellie was too polite to tell her that. Then, Ray left. Then Miss Ellie and Clayton; he came back for visits but let's face it, Clayton wasn't family. He was just married to Momma. So, the end of Dallas had Bobby -- whom we felt we couldnt' live without -- Cliff, and JR. A few familiar supporting players. Finale Grade: D -- but not for Dallas.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | April 26, 2024 5:04 AM |
I give Dynasty an A for its finale -- it wasn't perfect but we left the Carringtons knowing they were together and happy.
by Anonymous | reply 467 | April 26, 2024 5:05 AM |
Wasn’t Susan Howard canned because she kept trying to provide suggestions on storylines.
She was a fundie and she complained during the dream season about the hint of lesbianism between Angelica Nero and her assistant, and she complained as well when Donna was supposed to abort her Downs Syndrome baby during the Dream season -instead they had Donna miscarry after riding a bull in the Ewing rodeo.
She later wrote scripts for two Dallas episodes after Donna was written out. The Dallas producers did not like the actors (except Larry Hagman and Patrick Duffy) trying to tell them what to do.
When Linda Gray’s contract was being negotiated at the end of season 8 (the same season that Duffy quit), she asked to direct some episodes of the show, instead of asking for a big raise. Hagman, Duffy, Steve Kanaly and Ken Kercheval had all directed multiple episodes of the show by this point. The producers refused to allow her to do this and fired her. She told Larry Hagman, and he threatened to walk out if they didn’t do this for her. So she ended up directing 6 episodes of the show.
That said, as much as I liked the character of Donna, Susan Howard was a conservative cunt. Below is a clip of her shilling for the NRA. She used to appear on the 700 Club, too.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | April 26, 2024 6:53 AM |
I hated the Dynasty: the Reunion. The worst example of friends of. Who really needed Michael Brandon or Kathleen Beller back? The fake house. The perfunctory cat fight. The recycled Jeff/Fallon/Miles when you knew how it was going to go. All of it, done on the cheap and about nothing. The end of Dallas was just as bad. Knots and Falcon Crest wound up well, but I remember the last season of Falcon Crest with that crazy Michael Sharpe character as like a fever dream, as if a bunch of squatters and cons were squatting in the main house (and the show itself.)
by Anonymous | reply 469 | April 26, 2024 11:47 AM |
R469 didn't they use the actual San Fran mansion for the Dynasty reunion, the Fillioli(sp) house?
I remember one of the many Peyton Place reunions, they used the town square on the old Warner lot that the Dukes of Hazzard used, it was nothing like the original except for a band stand/gazebo in the middle of the town green.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | April 26, 2024 1:34 PM |
Yeah. Liking Donna, in my case loving, was a moral dilemma.
Dallas ruined itself by making one of their best seasons a dream. Killing Bobby opened so many possible new story lines. They blew it.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | April 26, 2024 6:49 PM |
R469, the Dynasty reunion was entertaining. Al Corley portrayed Steven again, as a truly gay man with a partner. It was refreshing and progressive in 1990.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | April 26, 2024 8:15 PM |
Al Corley was so much hotter than his bland recast.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | April 26, 2024 9:00 PM |
R469 Brandon wasn’t part of the cast other than the reunion. They tried to get back actors from the glory years of the show, thus the reason for Beller. I think Coleman wasn’t available, so they got Corley. Pamela again declined to be part of it, so we were again stuck with Emma. The replacement for Thomson sucked, and he went as far as to sue Aaron Spelling for not accommodating around his Santa Barbara shooting schedule. Having Miles back was pointless. I would rather have had Sable, since I consider season 9 a good year for the show. John, Joan and Linda hated the script for the reunion, but felt it was important to end the characters happily.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | April 26, 2024 9:22 PM |
Dallas’ problem began with how they killed off Bobby at the end of season 8. He flatlined, on camera, in front of his mother, brothers, Clayton, Donna, Pam and Jenna.
They should have done what Knots Landing did when Joan Van Ark wanted to leave. Val was kidnapped; Gary tracked down her kidnapper’s house when suddenly a car burst through the house’s garage door, containing a blond female passenger. Gary gave chase and we saw the car explode; the bodies inside the car were burnt beyond recognition. She returned months later-she had escaped her kidnappers.
Bobby should have been kidnapped like Val by Katherine Wentworth. JR, Pam, Ray and Jenna could have tried to locate him and then think he “died” when the house or car he was in blew up.
You never kill off a soap opera character unless there is a loophole that would permit the audience to believe the character could feasibly come back from the dead.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | April 26, 2024 9:59 PM |
How did Bobby die? I gave up way before the end.
by Anonymous | reply 476 | April 26, 2024 10:03 PM |
He didn't actually die. It was a dream.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | April 26, 2024 10:10 PM |
R475 Duffy asked for his character to be killed off. The show learned the hard way. Never listen to actors (most of the time) when it comes to creative decisions.
R476 Bobby and Pam reunited at the end of season 8. He was going to leave Pam’s house in the morning. Katherine came speeding up the driveway, going after Pam. Bobby shoved her out of the way, and the car hit him. The dream had already started at this point obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | April 26, 2024 10:11 PM |
My grandmother and I were shocked, SHOCKED! when that bitch ran over Bobby.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | April 26, 2024 10:47 PM |
[quote] He didn't actually die. It was a dream.
Right. And they never did address WHY Pam was dreaming of Bobby dying. Hmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | April 26, 2024 11:26 PM |
Oh. OK yeah I was still with it two more seasons after he died. I thought he died again. But yeah the dream season was one of its best seasons. Too bad. What brought Duffy back? It was so odd.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | April 27, 2024 1:34 AM |
R481 he thought he was going to set the world on fire acting wise, but realized no one wanted his ass. Hagman asked him to come back, but it didn’t take too much convincing. Victoria left and stayed gone because she was able to diversify and have revenue streams from things other than acting, most notably her skin care line. Plus Duffy had a family to support. They offered him a million dollar signing bonus to return. It completely undermined the show, making an entire season a dream. I enjoyed the first third of the dream season, until they brought on Anjelica Nero and the diamond mine shit.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | April 27, 2024 1:42 AM |
Losing Victoria was a blow they couldn't recover from.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | April 27, 2024 1:45 AM |
The last four seasons are junk. A parade of hillbillies, bimbos taking over Ewing Oil, and crap writing. I stuck through it when it originally aired, but I’d rather watch paint dry than be exposed to the final seasons ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | April 27, 2024 1:53 AM |
Who was the biggest manwhore character of the 80s nighttime soaps. JR? Cliff? Richard? Lance? I didn't watch KL and Dynasty too much. Was Blake a manwhore?
by Anonymous | reply 485 | April 27, 2024 2:02 AM |
Except for kissing Ali Mcgraw I don't think Blake cheated on Krystal. JR was probably the cocksman of the nightime soap.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | April 27, 2024 2:09 AM |
R485 - I'd say Gary Ewing deserves an honorable mention. He was with Val, Judy, Abby, Ciji, Cathy, Jill, Amanda, Kate, and was chem-tested with Anne. I might have forgotten one or two in that mix, and he was often involved with two women simultaneously.
SLUT!
by Anonymous | reply 487 | April 27, 2024 2:19 AM |
In the priest who secretly taped Lucy’s confession that she fucked her uncle Ray.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | April 27, 2024 2:42 AM |
R478; Correct. It was not a dream 'season' -- it was a dream sequence that began at the end of Season 8 and stopped when Pam woke up in Season 9 finale.
Technically, Duffy was in all 14 seasons of the show as he appeared in Season 9 finale.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | April 27, 2024 3:51 AM |
I made up my own theory about Pam's dream: Bobby really died. Mark Graison came back. They got married at the end of season 9. They got married in the afternoon, partied all night and went to bed. That's when Pam started dreaming. And the dream is still going on. She dreamed the crappy last four season and everything happening in 2012. That's my theory, and I'm sticking with it. That's also how continuity with Knots Landing is maintained.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | April 27, 2024 4:48 AM |
It all would have been worth it if Pam had opened the shower door and found Andy Gibb in there.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | April 27, 2024 6:28 AM |
Actually on that front R491, imagine if Pam had opened the shower door to Tony Perkins instead. All kinds of crazy, I think Tony hadn't died yet in 1986?
by Anonymous | reply 492 | April 27, 2024 7:13 AM |
It would have been better if she opened the shower door and saw a polar bear.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | April 27, 2024 4:31 PM |
[quote]I think Tony hadn't died yet in 1986?
He was still around.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | April 27, 2024 11:43 PM |
R484- The last good season was 1982/83- the first sign of decline was Sue Ellen's FUCKIN UGLY hairstyle she sprouts after leaving the hospital visiting Cliff after he decides to commit suicide- that and Pamela and Bobby breaking up which they prolonged for YEARS.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | April 27, 2024 11:57 PM |
[quote] and Pamela and Bobby breaking up which they prolonged for YEARS.
I'd say that storyline and Jock's death were the best things happening to Dallas. I thought both of them were much more interesting during that long period of separation. Before and after the split Pam was just this whiney housewife complaining about what Bobby did or failed to do.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | April 28, 2024 12:11 AM |
I'm the sumptuous everyday breakfast, which every woman in the house will attend fully coiffured, consisting of mountains of hot food, fruit, and croissants.
I'm still a pauper's spread compared to the butler silver service breakfasts on Dynasty.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | April 28, 2024 12:14 AM |
R495 seasons 7-10 were good and still felt like Dallas, but the cracks were beginning to show. Barbara Bel Geddes leaving the show and then the debacle of firing Donna Reed, Duffy leaving, Tilton being let go. But they were able to keep the bubble up with great writing. Bobby and Pam’s divorce and the hope of them getting back together kept viewers hooked, along with the fight for Ewing Oil and the collateral damage it caused. The true turning point was the idiotic dream excuse. Still watchable in the last Victoria season, but the show lost a good chunk of its viewers. Plus they couldn’t overcome Victoria and Susan leaving. They hired many young, cheap actors who brought nothing to the show.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | April 28, 2024 12:16 AM |
R497 - And all those skinny bitches would do was nibble a honeydew melon, drink black coffee and look wistfully at a croissant. And yet NONE of them let the staff have the leftovers.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | April 28, 2024 1:23 AM |
I'm Alexis Colby putting those fresh-faced Dallas bitches to shame by attending breakfast in a ballgown.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | April 28, 2024 1:48 AM |
R500 - Oh honey, everyone knows it's the same dress you wore last night. And those stains are NOT hollandaise sauce...
by Anonymous | reply 501 | April 28, 2024 1:50 AM |
$98, spot on.
I remember JR telling Michelle (April's sister) to sit in Pam's spot at the table, adding, "I never much liked her either."
That was the only decent line around that time.
The show died a slow death the minute Pam blew up.
Susan Howard must have had a lot of fcuk you money to walk away like she did.
Instead of that stupid it's A Wonderful Life ending they came up with, they should have never killed April. but have her be presumed dead. Bobby gets a call from kidnappers saying "we have your wife" and rescues her in finale and it's Pam!
He brings her back to Southfork and the look on JR's face would have been classic. Bring Ray and Donna back over a crisis with Margaret; Ray can tell Donna that Jack and Jenna got together back together. Bring Lucy and Mitch and Clayton and Miss Ellie back for cameos.
Why not give us the happy ending? They all made so much money they could have done that for the fans. Oh, yeah, also reunite Cliff and Afton.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | April 28, 2024 1:55 AM |
Oh yeah. Getting rid of April was almost as bad as getting rid of Pam. I would have liked to have seen Bobby and April develop.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | April 28, 2024 2:01 AM |
Sue Ellen, back when she was an antiperspirant model:
by Anonymous | reply 504 | April 28, 2024 2:03 AM |
Mickey's portrayer, Timothy Patrick Murphy died in 1988, so slim chance of bringing him back, since the character died as well.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | April 28, 2024 10:47 AM |
I'm Patrick Duffy's speedo.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | April 28, 2024 11:35 AM |
The only thing I ever see them eating for breakfast is scrambled eggs and maybe sausage. Why didn't they eat pancakes or french toast?
by Anonymous | reply 507 | April 28, 2024 11:40 AM |
A womanly woman... a womanly woman...
You've come a long way, baby.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | April 28, 2024 11:46 AM |
R507, I'm sure you've never seen Pam eating anything. Victoria Principal was the master of skillfully pushing food back and forth on her plate when she had scenes at a table. She was always doing something on her plate with the silverware, but didn't eat one bit. Check it out. Just for that it's worth watching Dallas again.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | April 28, 2024 1:03 PM |
I'm Tina Louise. I stormed off the set the second I found out Dallas was not all about my character Julie. WTF?! I'm not going through that shit again. I'm a MOVIE STAR, you motherfuckers.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | April 28, 2024 1:47 PM |
R502 Susan didn’t quit, she was fired. She’s a virulent right winger, and complained about the writers wanting to have her character have an abortion when she was pregnant, since the baby was going to have Downs Syndrome. They compromised, and Donna had a miscarriage during the dream season. She also hated the whole dream season bit too. They paired Jenna with Ray, so this, along with her not falling in line with the producers and writers, made her character expendable.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | April 28, 2024 2:55 PM |
Too bad about Susan. I know it's a low bar but she was the best actress on the show. If they kept Bobby dead they could have upped Ray's involvement in Ewing Oil and elevated her. Everyone I know who watched the show loved her.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | April 28, 2024 5:53 PM |
R512 it was one of the major dumb ass decisions they let her go. With Victoria voluntarily leaving, you would think they’d want Susan to stay, her politics be damned. The show really became the JR Bobby comedy hour after the 10th season. They couldn’t have fucked it up more if they tried.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | April 28, 2024 6:07 PM |
Yes, they made the mistake of believing that at the heart of the show was the JR-Bobby rivalry when, in actuality, soaps are about and for women (yes, and gay men) and about their complicated relationships with complicated men. Losing Pam and Susan Howard's character and gradually diminishing and eventually losing Sue Ellen was the death knell.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | April 28, 2024 6:22 PM |
R514 - Of the four most successful primetime sudsers, Dallas was regarded as the "man" soap. I guess they felt that the women were all interchangeable.
FYI, Dynasty was the gay soap, Knots was the women's soap, and Falcon was the octogenarian soap
by Anonymous | reply 515 | April 28, 2024 6:27 PM |
R515, yes, that was the accepted notion at the time, but it turned out to be wrong, as evidenced by how uninteresting Dallas became when the major female characters were gone.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | April 28, 2024 7:05 PM |