Angelyne is BACK on a Billboard in West Hollywood Promoting Record Release

Want she featured in a documentary?

I wonder if that financed her “album.”

Bubble Bath America is her new single

Incredibly bad song. It’s like my neighbor recorded her voice on a backing track from 1984

A rerelease of this.

Isn't she 90 years old?

Angelyne is BACK FROM THE DEAD on a Billboard in West Hollywood Promoting Victrola Release

Fixed for OP

No thanks

She should be seen and NOT HEARD

Side B picks up considerably. Sexy Stranger sounds Yoko Ono adjacent. Emotional has a bit of growl and sounds vaguely like Exene Cervenka.

PS OP, Angelyne turned it a hard, grifting cunt as she aged. But I guess there is an upside-down world charm in that?

Social Security only goes so far…

How does she afford the cars? She must have a day job as an accountant or legal secretary.

Oh honey no. Cars, plural? 😵‍💫 Angelyne is unemployable. She ancient and miserable.

Caterwauling!

She was likely a well-compensated side-piece (40 years ago) and was a smart investigator.

Mom?

Doesn't she hustle a lot of money by parking her car somewhere near Hollywood landmarks and selling cheap t-shirts, pictures with tourists, and autographs? All cash, tax free presumably. I've read she's a hard sell, very aggressive about extracting more 💸.

I see someone strategically removed her walker from the OP pic. And for God's sake, no close ups!

And where's my fucking Emmy?!

Bitch stole my act.

She and DL icon Brendad Ickson should do a duet.

Or a collab on OnlyFans.

A Brendad duet!

A brilliant idea.

She has contests for free rides. Then you’re expected to go to the supermarket and pay for her groceries. I shit you not. I love this bitch!

She turned exactly one million years old this year.

It's the '80s all over again, all's right with the world!

If this bitch can comeback, then look out world for my second act!

[quote]I love that she’s still doing her thing!

Prostitution? Gold Digger? The song thing has always been just a cover, a very very thin cover.

I have seen her in person, her tan skin nylons are thicker than most drag queens I have ever met.

[Quote] her tan skin

I think you have her confused with someone else.

She's so old now that if you see her on the street like I have, she poses with a big fan in front of her face to hide the winkles.

Also, her cooter is hanging out.

Leave her alone you big asshole. She’s an LA icon. Go flick your asshole bean and stfu

She’s absolutely both an LA icon and a grifter. Old girl has been at it for years. It always feels a bit magical when you spot that pink Corvette, usually at Gower Gulch.

R20 More Crisco would be used for that lens than an orgy at Pride.

There are many articles about her. She lives this character 24/7 and demands gifts every time you meet her.

She screwed over this student that was trying to do a documentary about her.

Pussy.

Meow.

She's dead, Jim.

Angelyne wanting the film student to keep interviewing her dentist is a trip.

She doesn't. That's who she really is. She's disappeared into the role she created for herself long ago.

I think that's really an interesting part that people don't realize. They think that she has, like, normal clothes. I don't think she does.

There's no Clark Kent. This is it.

Yeah.

Did she connect you with people around her?

She did, but it was random, like she wanted me to meet her dentist.

She had me meet the dentist too, when I profiled her in 2015.

The dentist tells me, more or less, "We've been friends, I was married and then I got divorced and Angelyne's kind of always been around." I was like, "Well, what do you know about Angelyne?" "Not much, really." It was the strangest thing because I was like, "Who actually knows this woman?!" That was my real motivation in talking with her assistant Scott [Hennig] — I thought that he would have that kind of information. I come to find out that he doesn't either.

You don't think anybody really knows Angelyne?

No. I'm convinced that there is no person today out there in her life who knows her as both Renee Goldberg and Angelyne — zero. She had a conscious break in the '70s to bury Renee Goldberg and became Angelyne.

She’s Norma Desmond with the devoted butler but with a lack of actual resume.

R36 Is she always that raunchy? I wasn’t expecting to see upskirt.

You couldn't tell she was raunchy from her first billboard?

Now she's old and raunchy. Needs a vag lift.

[quote]Leave her alone you big asshole. She’s an LA icon.

More like a cartoon of everything LA offers that's shallow.

Regardless of the vulgarity of her work, I’m just glad to see that my little Tori has found work again in Hollywood. She looks very, uh, excited to be a star once again!