Trump Privately Rages About His Sketch Artist

Womp womp.

ROFL!

In his world of denial and delusion trump thinks he's a handsome stud. Not so you rapey racist, you are ugly inside and out.

Orange Joker

Dump was particularly enraged that this week's court sketches featured rancid scratch 'n' sniff stickers.

I still don't understand the point of sketch artists, he looks nothing like that sketch in real life. Just have an official court-appointed photographer snap a single photo at the start of the proceedings. Only in fucking America.

The sketch artists are very good at capturing the inner essence of their subjects, which is what makes their work so compelling, R6.

Tick Tick Tick Tick

This trial will go on for at least a few weeks. Testimony after testimony hour after hour. Coverage after coverage. Sketch after sketch.

If trump can hold it together and not explode in a massive outburst at some point in time then good for him. I am betting he can’t,

I wonder if Melania is wearing her “I don’t care” jacket.

I love the devil horns hair and frown-smile. The artist knows exactly what to accentuate.

[quote]Only in fucking America.

LoL, r6, getting bent out of shape about...sketch artists? Really?

What doesn’t he rage about?

I don’t look like this 🤡, I look like this 🍊. Get it right you third-grade low rated socialist!

Whenever I see a courtroom sketch, the first thing I think of is this

[quote] Only in fucking America

They do courtroom sketches in Europe and the U.K. too, only better, R6.

Sidenote:

I love this response from Brian Tyler Cohen to neanderthal Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Omg, R16, that’s priceless 😅

You can't polish a turd.

When isn't he having a shitfit over something?

He does look like that R6.

Wasn’t this an episode on Modern Family?

He looks like the Grinch after a swim in raw sewage.

cunts gonna cunt

Okay but the sketch above is really ridiculous.

What part of it?

His ego has been fed for too long by sycophants like Jon McNaughton. He can’t handle the ugly truth.

He paints his face orange and we are supposed to feel sorry when people make fun of him?

He's probably trying to get that Sketch Artist fired.

The largest citrus fruit in Florida isn’t shown at the state fair.

Looks like boogeyman

I challenge anyone to find a picture or drawing of Trump where he doesn't look totally grotesque. I don't know what r6 is talking about. The man looks like a freak. The end.

Like R6 says, he looks nothing like the ridiculous courtroom sketch!

Boo hoo, ugly fuck Trump.

Trump, dontcha have a mirror at Mar-a-Lago? That's what you look like.

I hope it all strokes him out.

Can you imagine if Photoshop existed in the 80's what he would be doing to his own picture?

When he falls asleep, more than a few people in the room have reported the loud stinky farting begins. His lawyers are gagging but put up with it for the money of course.

The sketch artist is another glorious symptom of Trump's control loss. A licensed fool is permitted to caricature the criminal, day after day. As Trump has said, the whole world is watching. And we all see garish images of his big mad ugly head, every single day.

[quote]A licensed fool is permitted to caricature the criminal, day after day.

You don’t need a license to be a courtroom sketch artist, R39.

JFC Dump looks like he's pregnant with triplets at R40. What a fat slob.

Sleeping, farting Dump, soiling his diaper:

If he really does fart in court - I bet the smell is rancid and deathly based on the food he eats. He probably strips the paint off the walls.

I’m revelling in his discomfort and humiliation.

He’s got Ozempic face, too. I bet he’s constantly oozing shit, and the bailiff behind him has to apply peppermint oil to the inside of her mask like a mortuary worker.

Oh great, another stealth scat thread

Ass Poop Shit Trump and Taylor 24/7/365

It’s the DL for special boys

Trump is not used to having himself altogether and heading to court by 8 o'clock in the morning. Consequently, he looks like shit.

All he's been doing recently is getting up to play golf when he wants. And when he was in the White House, he didn't head downstairs to the West Wing until at least 11am and then sit at his desk in the Oval Office drinking Diet Coke. Having to be in court everyday is killing him.

Suck it, Trump.

[quote]You don’t need a license to be a courtroom sketch artist, [R39].

The term 'licensed fool' is a synonym for 'court jester.' An analogy for the courtroom sketch artist who, in a place of formality and seriousness, creates colourful distorted images which detract from an aura of power.

Had I used the term 'court jester' instead, you doubtless would have typed that the sketch artist isn't a court jester, because he or she doesn't wear a cap and bells.

he looks like his old mother looked

R36, photography could always be doctored, it wasn’t invented with Photoshop.

Photography could only really be airbrushed during the eighties.

It’s terrible what bone spurs real or not can do to someone’s body over 5 decades.

You worthless fucks are making fun of a man disabled by the horror of bone spurs. Shame on you.

What do they do R55?

That’s just what people are saying

Oh I see R55!

what a CHUMP

The funniest response to the great bone spur question was when a reporter asked trump which foot.

His response was that it’s in my records. Stupid fuck should have at least picked out a foot first before he was ever asked.

What the fuck and who cares most people are now trump like service avoiders.

[quote]The term 'licensed fool' is a synonym for 'court jester.' An analogy for the courtroom sketch artist who, in a place of formality and seriousness, creates colourful distorted images which detract from an aura of power.

R50 Maybe some courtroom artists do that, but not the Trump sketch artist. He or she is simply documenting reality, not exaggerating it in any way.

Is there an official trial thread or do we have to jump around to farting, burning man, and sketchy artists threads?

"And when he was in the White House, he didn't head downstairs to the West Wing until at least 11am and then sit at his desk in the Oval Office drinking Diet Coke."

And all the while watching Faux News to make sure they were fellating him properly every day.

Other than planning an armed insurrection to make sure he stayed in power, this worthless lump didn't do squat shit in four years of occupying The Oval Office. Oh wait, he gave his banking buddies like Jaime Dimon and golfing buddies huge tax breaks in 2017. Then he coasted for the rest of his term and did nothing but sit on his fat, white entitled ass.

Trump is such a petty bitch.

It’s quite obvious he can’t function in the real world. Interruptions, name calling, poor hygiene and can’t focus or stay awake. The minders really kept an image going but now they don’t have the same kind of control.

“Executive time”

R63 you forgot the part where he kidnapped children at the border so the DeVos family could traffic them.

But otherwise I agree with you.

And the part where he raped 13yo "Katie Johnson" with Epstein.

Trump is now fully tearing apart the govts case. He has gone on and on and on. He is hardly taking a breath. But he makes point after point after point. It’s amazing theater.

This was better than anything I saw in Network.

Fartleone is not used to getting up so early, AND he is used to a day-starting sniff of crushed Adderall. His "handlers" may be substituting sedatives for his speed so they can control his outbursts.

I get email requests from Lara and Donald Trump on an hourly basis, constantly asking for money in exchange for some free "gift," like being Trump's VP candidate for a day or some other nonsense.

I would not be surprised at all if Trump tried selling his used toilet paper and thousands of MAGAt's getting into a frenzied bidding war to buy it.

I hear trump tosses his sharty diapers to Maga crowds at his rallies. I hear they eat it up. Everyone knows that.

The sketch artist is a minor genius. I have a feeling s/he will be getting interview requests from morning shows when this is over.

[QUOTE]This work by courtroom sketch artist Edvard Munch is called “The Nap”