What Lines From Movies Have You Used In Real Life?

I'm just glad to be here, hope I can help the club.

But y'are Blanche, y'are.

"Don't F with me ____, this ain't my first rodeo"

" You know how to find the boys, and the booze!"

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night"

"Stick your drink up your ass ____! I'd rather swallow razor blades than have a drink with you. "

Get offa my lawn.

Give me a fountain pen. And not one of those lousy ballpoints.

What lines from movies have you used here on the Datalounge?

You’re a whore darlin ( I know it’s not the exact words but close enough)

'You're too short for that gesture."

Not a line that's easy to work into a conversation, but I managed.

R5- Please, more Helen Lawson quotes.

My! People come and go so quickly here!

“And your little dog, too!”

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

"Very good, Annelle. Spoken like a true smart ass!" But you have to say it with the Southern accent.

Caviar should round and firm and burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment.

That's OK, I can walk to the curb from here. (From "Annie Hall.")

She's a vulgarian!

It’s Chinatown, Jake.

It's pronounced azaleas.

I'm sure you'll make a very fine nun.

Me! MAHOGANY!!!!

r11 - i use "Sparkle Motion" often as well.

Some of mine:

- We walk from here

- That escalated quickly

- Just in cases

- We need to talk about your flair

...to name a few. There are others i'm not thinking of right now, and of course many from television shows as well.

I'll think about it tomorrow. (GWTW)

My favorite movie quote of all time is “Doris, we’re in” spoken by Naomi Finsecker after her daughter Doris is accepted at the High School of Performing Arts in Fame.

I use that quote all the time.

What's the matter with all you gloomy pussies?

TV shows count, too, R20!

From R23

Still waters you know.

"Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

“I’m walkin’ here!”

Ah, chrysanthemums. Such serviceable flowers

Oh! That moon's bright!

Good morning, Gardeners. Everything tickety-boo?

Mommy what?

-mommy dearest

When I asked you to call me that I wanted you to mean it

Judging from the level of conversation so far, you can hardly expect me to have been paying attention...

I admit I've seen better days but I'm not tone had for the price of a cocktail -- like a salted peanut.

There's no crying in _____! ("Baseball" in A League of Their Own, but the line works in any situation.)

xtonex. ^^I'm not to be had...

That's such a lousy, dirty, rotten, filthy lie it has class!

I didn't know they made champagne in Idaho!

NOW a warning???

More than Gothic ignorance!

You're a gutless wundah!

Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke!

Not on Christmas!

"Frankly, my dear– I don't give a damn!" If I had a nickel every time I used that over the years...

.....

You have no power here! Be gone—before somebody drops a house on you, too!

Mickey Mouse's dog was gay?

I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!

I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt.

Every time we get a new female employee

Especially here...

"Just how many of them hormones have you been taking, honey?"

"Harpo! Who this woman?!"

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Excuse me while I whip this out...

“I’ll be back”

[quote]That's OK, I can walk to the curb from here. (From "Annie Hall.")

I say this all the time, R14. No one gets it.

Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

If an acquaintance is bitching about someone I just wait for my moment….

“When you look back on this time, and you will…… be kind.”

You're really gauche, madam. A regular little cochon, and that means pig.

Its the dreaded Penisaurus!!

One I've used from Roseanne, in response to: "Roseanne, what happened to you?"

"It's a long story, and I come off badly in it."

"Can you see my pussy now?"

Like others, plenty of lines from "The Wizard of Oz." I once told a short guy who was bothersome, "Be on your way. Isn't there a meeting of the Lollipop Guild you should be at?"

Variations of quotes from "Working Girl:"

"____Dolars! It's not even leather!"

"Now get your your bony ass out of my sight!"

From "The Devil Wears Prada:"

“ All right everyone! Gird your loins.”

"No...that wasn't a question."

R23/R25 LOL

Re Sound of Music: I have often used this misheard quote.

"Could you just not breathe?" from DEATH BECOMES HER.

What a cluck you are!

“Run away!”

“Only the true messiah denies his divinity.’

“Consult the Book of Armaments”

Why did you rape me?

Hey man…. Smell my finger.

“Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!”

"Are those PUSSYWILLOWS, Dottie?"

‘I just… ate a bug’ - too frequently. (Overboard)

‘The sordid topic of coin’ (death becomes her)

R71 Beverly! Beverly!

When my ride-share driver pulls up, I yell from my front door:

"You there - why are you so late ?"

When I open the door to the car, I say:

"Now don't you give me a fancy price just because I'm rich..."

As I get into the backseat with a huge stuffed duffel bag, I ask :

"Any laws against burying him in the garden ? I don't care anyway..."

And away I go - with a petrified driver.

" I'll never be hungry again."

Different places!

Eat the FOOD, Tina, you big fat lard!

This is my happening, and it freaks me out!

It TWIRLED up.

Every morning, I look in the mirror and say:

"Hello, gorgeous !"

“Sometimes the sh*t comes down so heavy I feel like I should wear a hat.”

Please bore someone else with your questions

Tales of your incompetence do not interest me

That'll do, pig.

And there was much rejoicing

Just panties, what else do I need?

She has no body flight

We're gonna need a bigger boat

Two from Plenty:

You don't understand the figures in my mind!

I would stop, I would stop, I would stop fucking talking if I ever heard anybody else say anything worth fucking stopping talking for!

"What do ya got back there, reindeer!?!"

I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!

"I hope Martin comes down with a permanent case of the clap and his pecker falls off."

Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.

Because I am NOT … one of your fans!

I'm a thief and a shitkicker and I want to be famous.

Do you remember where you parked the car?

It's cerulean.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Get away from her, you bitch!

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just warshed muh hair-uh.

I've learned from masters.

We all have our faults. Mine's in California.

Just inches from a clean getaway Jack in terms

Impatient boys don’t get dessert

I brought you up here to show you my Renoir You brought me up here to take me to bed

I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Mother! You bitch!!!

I need to return some videotapes.

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Jack! Oh, thank God you're here!

Chuggalug, Donna.

Andy! You Goonie!!!

That's how you met me. In passing.

Screw sleep!!!

Drink up, sloppy-boppy.

But do I look good?

I am a very stylish girl.

I saw it in the window...and just couldn't resist. (TV)

If I was doin' it proper, what was you sniggerin' at?

Dost your mother know you weareth her drapes?

Do you think I'm not sorry?

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup!

AAGGHH! I look like fuckin' Stevie Nicks in hippie clothes!

Just for DL: "You know how bitchy fags can be!"

I use these pretty regularly:

Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?

“Sparkle, Neely, Sparkle!”

I use it all the time . . .

Who do I have to fuck to LOSE this job?

Don't look for it, __________. You may not like what you find.

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Do I smell freesias!?

He. Vas. My. Boyfriend! (Spoken in a Frau Blucher accent)

Tell me about it, stud.

R25 So damn funny. R31 I am going to find a way to add tickety boo into my lexicon. And I'll definitely use the fruit cup lin R98.

Combining two, "Who do I have to fuck around here to get a fruit cup?" I don't know why that tickles me so much.

Is coarseness a substitute for wit, I ask myself?

Darling, didn't anyone ever tell you that peevishness is unbecoming in young ladies?

Sometimes I substitute a very haughty "N!" for "no" in the style of Donald Dasher.

Honey, you *know* I never go out with a married man on the first date.

Never let 'em see you ache. That's what Mr. Mayer used to say. Or was it "ass"? Never let 'em see your ass.

Personally, I've always thought a dirty mind and a sound body are even more rewarding.

Do you always talk in bumper stickers?

“That’s a novelty, remind me to bake a cake.”

"I was a boozer, a user and a LOSER."

Oh, God.

"You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point."

_________, there's no such place as San Francisco.

"All my life I had to fight..."

"Is this the cocksucker residence?"

[quote]_________, there's no such place as San Francisco.

"San Francisco has no Shubert Theatre"?

[quote]Like others, plenty of lines from "The Wizard of Oz." I once told a short guy who was bothersome, "Be on your way. Isn't there a meeting of the Lollipop Guild you should be at?"

Pretty sure that's from something like "Will & Grace," not "Oz."

"I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."

"What are you looking at?"

"I thought I was looking at my mother's douche bag -- but that's in Ohio."

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

“I thought I smelled gin and regret.”

“My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives.”

You talking to me?

“Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets"

I've used this one a few times

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Plus about 90% of Hot Fuzz, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein lines.

You're not very smart, are you? I like that in a man.

Whenever I leave the house...

Money - Tickets - Passport!

"Assassin! Assassin" and "You have STOLEN my prime"

Oooh! Sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and . . .wait a minute! Who is this?

R123- I’ve always depended on the kindness of homosexuals.

Right before I tongue a cute twink's ass, I always lean over and whisper in his ear:

"Rosebud".

When someone unattractive to me walks by, I say in an Irish whisper:

"Yo sho is ugly."

Are you trying to seduce me?

Listen to your filthy mouth, you fuckin' whore!

Tsk tsk.

“Mrs. Robinson—you’re trying to seduce me!

[laughs] ‘Huh?’

“Aren’t you?’

When giving my name at Starbucks, I always respond:

"I am not A Eunice Burns, I am THE Eunice Burns."

Whenever I run into an ex-boyfriend and he's with a new 'beard', I manage to say to him:

"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell."

"It's veteran character actor Charles Durning."

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"Is it bigger than a breadbasket?"

It was just GHASTLY!

"I have sufficient."

"You can't handle the truth!"

"That you, Ms. Fleming. You call me when the shuttle lands."

^^sorry, that should be "THANK you, Ms. Fleming."

"You're out of order! The whole damn system's out of order!"

"When you're from Pittsburgh, you've got to do SOMETHING."

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

"Beverley Leslie is a homosexual. Repeating: Beverley Leslie IS a homosexual."

You're a sorry lil' BITCH!

Bye Felicia !

Jesus wept, Spector at the feast

I once used this Faye Dunaway rant from BONNIE AND CLYDE (1967) on a really cute, gay, fuck buddy I had in my twenties (c. 2000s) after we got into a spat in the middle of sex: He was strictly a top and would not allow me to rim/finger his glorious ass for whatever reason.

[quote]"Oh, you're just like your brother! An ignorant, uneducated hillbilly! Only special thing about you is your peculiar ideas about lovemaking, which is no lovemaking at all!"

He was like, "The fuck?" because he didn't have a brother and had never seen the film.

His befuddled expression made me crack up, which caused him to laugh, too, and it eased the tension.

But he still would not let me anywhere near his hole. haha

I don’t use bad language

Rose, play or die.

You have fur. This cannot be!

Oh hum….

Well, here we are again.

Only this time we’re seniors.

And we’re gonna rule the school.

What we've got here is a failure to communicate...

You like that big dick? you like that big dick, don't you boy?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Oh Yeah.

Five minutes, Miss O'Hara.

Said to my bi FB:

I have one small corner of your life. I've never asked for anything more. But I will not settle for less. Now you and your rabbit-faced wife can both go to hell!

NEXT!

As If … You’re just a virgin who can’t drive….

-clueless

Break me offa piece-a that! (Also Clueless, an endless fount of good lines.)

An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman's best friend.

"You know I hate the brown word."

Is this the Cocksucker residence?

There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

“It’s like our sergeant told us in Vietnam. Men, 50 of ya’s goin’ in the jungle. 25 of ya ain’t comin’ back,”

"My dear, that's something you need never worry about…”

"And after you kissed me I always used to wipe my mouth! Wipe My Mouth!!!" (OK, I've never used this line in real life, but, boy, I've wanted to.)

"Yeah, that's right, Charlie. Let's do it, right here on the oriental with all the lights on"

Angelica Huston, Prizzi's Honor

"None of that cheap vinyl Air Canada shit" and "Tow-ron-tow. I love upstate New York."

Richert Easley and Rene Fortier, Outrageous

"Stick with me kid and you'll be farting through silk."

Robert Mitchum (not sure of the movie, allegedly his marriage proposal)

"Give my daughter the shot!"

Shirley MacLaine, Terms of Endearment

"Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.” and "Steal something casual."

Sir John Gielgud, Arthur

"I'm shocked, shocked, to find that (insert activity interrupted) is going on!"

Claude Raines, Casablanca

“I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail like a salted peanut.”

"I'm gonna fuck you 'til your ears leak"

Bo Svenson to some young chickadee in "North Dallas Forty".

MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, SISTER!!!

R176 - That's easily one of my all-time favorite quotes from any movie. I actually got to use it once, but my then-boyfriend had absolutely no clue what I was referencing. Sadly, it didn't exactly tip the scales in my favor, but hey, it was worth a shot. Especially considering he was a dreadful kisser.

Said in a whisper, "Pretty, pretty?"

I've used that quote when I'm unsure about my outfit and I'll ask my boyfriend the above question.

I may not know my flowers but I know a bitch when I see one.

I should've aborted your motherfucking ass!

This champagne is burned!

Nah, we raped the shit out of ‘em!

I should’ve painted clouds downtown.

I tried walking in your shoes, but they were cheap and ugly.

R14 I've used it repeatedly.

Do or do NOT, there is no try.

If you need anything, ask Carol Ann.

Drink your juice Shelby.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

"You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent."

I know I seem a little bit on the kinky side, but deep down I'm a sensitive and vulnerable girl. Don't let my dildoes, vibrators and handcuffs fool you.

r193 - I use that one often as well.

I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls.

I'm a pretty girl, Momma!

I wouldn't even touch him with YOUR dick.

“The Women”… “Valley of the Dolls”… “Grey Gardens”…

All of them. Every line.

Just about as hard as your heart, mama

Max, you sly puss...

In the water, I'm a very skinny lady

So let it be written, so let it be done.

From Cat On a Hot Tin Roof:

"sister woman" and

"no neck monsters"

“Are you in?”

I use this when an unexpected calamity strikes,

"Pegeen, call Denmark quick and get ahold of Yul Uhlu!".

It somehow helps every time.

"Pancakes Barbara!"

"Soylent Green is people."

"They don't know they're dead."

"As you know, we run a baby ring. Oh, it's a very simple process. We keep two girls at all time who are impregnated by Channing, our rather fertile servant. We sell the babies to lesbian couples and then we invest the money in a few businesses around town." "We own a few pornography shops plus we front money to a chain of heroin pushers in the inner-city elementary schools."

"Buh bye" David Spade, SNL

"What a dump"

"What you talkin' bout, Willis"

“Fuck me with a chainsaw” does not work with the younger generations - too literal minded?

"By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

Many from Seinfeld:

- just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it

- she/he is a low/close talker

- The sea was angry that day, my friend

- SERENITY NOW

Another from Dumb and Dumber:

- ...so you're saying THERE'S A CHANCE!! (when something is utterly hopeless, but someone is deluded into thinking there's a shred of hope left)

"Vulgarity is no substitute for wit."

That's what I do. I fuck.

When you're slapped you'll take it and like it!

I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.

"I've got a mind for business and a bod for sin."

R217 Where in the world would you use that line in real life?

Sometimes the spirit of Amanda Blake enters my body and I just yell out, "Matt, look out!".

I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die.

The Little Foxes.

I can handle the socks

Bueller, Bueller?

It’s not uplifting but it’s very true for me. “I don’t trust happiness.”

Well not a line per se, but I once did the entire Aurora Greenway hospital scene when a friend went in for a very minor procedure that only required a local anesthesia.

How was it received?

With accolades and two thumbs up.

You, R225, are why I come to Datalounge (and why I love it)!

My mother, a waitress

"Sounds like __________ eh, Pacha?"

(Emperor's New Groove)

You are evil, and you must be destroyed!

If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

"You're terrible Muriel."

I once uttered, 'It twirled up,' when my dick accidentally slipped out of my bathing suit at a pool party.

My boyfriend is painfully shy. There have been times when, for whatever reason, he needs to talk to a sales clerk or ask for help at a big-box store, and if I'm occupied with something else, I can sense his hesitation. So, I just yell out, 'Sing out, Louise!'

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out"

"Tighten that ass!"

"They're all going to laugh at you!"

"I'd suck the socks off him anytime"

You really are an asshole, Kimberly.

The China Syndrome.

You can stand it. YOU MARRIED ME FOR IT!

R176. I used it when my physically disabled boyfriend and I broke up.

Yes, I’m going to hell, but he got there first.

"Where's my white collared shirt from Fred Segal!"

"Why don't you forget about the moose, for a moment!"

Almost every line from "Steel Magnolias"

^^^^ "Drink your juice, Shelby." ^^^^

"I cahn't TELL you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance!"

"Mutual, I'm sure."

"Is it twoo what they say about you people?"

I've had two years to grow claws, mother, JUNGLE RED!

"I can smell your cunt."

I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.

Bully for Bixby

God, Dataloungers have great taste in films!

“Who’s here? I’m here. We’re here”

When walking thru a dark park late at night it’s my way of making sure no one bothers me,

Home is where you come when you run out of places.

Has there been a death in your family? This is funny stuff!

There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold.

Not from the movies...from "Designing Women:"

"You have me confused with someone who cares."

I'm pretty sure we've made it this far without quoting The Boys in the Band. I've used "Hot stuff coming through!" more than once.

“You cannot find peace by avoiding life”, from The Hours. I’ve pulled that line a couple times on friends trying to treat me like a free therapist, and they react like I’m the second coming of Gandhi.

Sorry, R256. Check out R101.

"My name is Pussy Galore!"

I use this in my professional life all the tie for meet 'n' greets.

You didn't come for fun! (Every time someone is complaining about something.)

One of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies Jack Sparrow said “I feel sullied and unusual”, I love that line.

Also “They’re coming to get you Barbara” from Night of the Living Dead.

"One thing you can say about masturbation. You don't have to look your best."

And then?

"Do what? With a what? To the what?"

"I can't believe how much I'm going to kill you"

[quote] [R217] Where in the world would you use that line in real life?

His family reunion, I suspect.