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Beach Naps Are the Best Naps
IMHO, nothing beats a sunny day at the ocean where you float among the waves and then fall asleep on a towel on the sand.
Hope you all are experiencing some simple summer joys.

NIH Staff Release the Bethesda Declaration
Let’s see how Jay really feels about dissent.

1971 the year music changed everything
The previous thread was closed with just a few comments.
Did anyone else watch? We are up to episode 4.
The Louds had both the tie in to Tapestry and to Lou Reed’s Take a Walk on the Wild Side.

Openbank Savings?
Does anyone have an Openbank high yield savings account? It looks they are giving a significantly better rate than Am Ex (4.4 rather than 3.7) but I don’t want to go through the annoyance of setting up an account if it is just going to be a teaser rate that lasts a week.
Andrew Grossman is Dead to Me
For all the classical music fans on DL.
For the record he never threw a stapler at my wife.

Revenge of the Tipping Point
This where we discuss the ignominious history of sports based scholarships at selective colleges in order to keep Jewish and Asian students under the magic third. and admit academically inferior goyim with rich parents instead. Apologies to Malcom Gladwell and Rosabeth Kanter.

Biden Should Resign Now So Harris is 47
Even if it is only for a few days, I want to see all the 45-47 grifter merchandise worthless.

Alice Brock is dead to me
I have my suspicions about what was on her iPod.

Christmas/Hanukkah/Winter Season Cards
**Warning Eldergay Topic**
How many of you are planning on sending out cards this year? I’ve got all my boxes bought and have ordered my stamps and addresses labels already. It’ll be an especially welcome diversion this year.

Don’t leave me this way
If this is it, it’s been a lovely three decades.

Clarence Thomas Protege Acts to Protect Criminals Stealing Tax Dollars
Undermines law in place since the Civil War to fight fraud, waste and abuse.
Appointed by Trump, rated not qualified by the ABA.

Fanatical: The Catfishing of Tegan and Sara
Anyone else watching this documentary? We are about two thirds through it. It’s terrifying, but also fascinating.

What is Thiel’s Interest in JD Vance?
Why did he get him all those jobs? I mean I liked the book too. But failed job after failed job?

Outweek Magazine
I’m thinking about it for various reasons was surprised I can’t find a thread about it. Anyone want to reminisce?

Brain Eating Worm Starves to Death
I searched and didn’t see this posted yet.

Tip Question
What would you tip a private driver in Europe? (four people x eight days)
Both serious and funny answers appreciated and happy to cursed out by R1.

Lankford - That’s True
Sorry the SOTU thread is glitchy on my phone this morning.
This was my favorite part of last night. It should be in the campaign ads.

Shawn Crowley
(The lawyer, not the diplomat) She’s quite impressive. Is she one of ours?
Marijuana Intoxication in a Dog
Have any of you been through this with your dog? The dog was fine all yesterday, my wife took him for a walk in the evening then went out to dinner with a friend. When I came home he was unable to get up from the floor doing the Katherine Hepburn thing with his head unable to focus his eyes. Hundreds of dollars later at the emergency vet he was diagnosed as stoned, given a huge shot of water and instructed to let him sleep it off for 24 hours. It’s terrifying. Any words of wisdom from those who have been through it?

Experience with Carvana?
Does anyone have any experience with Carvana? Our current lease is ending and we are going with another car company for the next vehicle. We’ve got to pay (!!) to turn our low mileage, well maintained, difficult to get car in, which is super annoying. Based upon the information I entered we’d make over $6,000 by paying off our lease and then selling to Carvana, but I don’t want to do that and then find that after we’ve gone through that process and had the title updated that Carvana’s estimate is suddenly much lower. Is it a bait and switch?

The Washington Post Has an Article About Rinsing Pasta This Morning
I haven’t read it yet, but thought it might be of interest.

Survival of the Thickest
Is anyone else watching this series on Netflix? I think it’s charming.
So About Hurricane Lee
Sorry if there’s already a thread, I did look and didn’t see anything.
Is it going to hit New York? Boston? Newfoundland? Should I be preparing for impending homelessness again?

Books Read without Appropriate Context
I read Cat’s Cradle as a teenager and while I was’t completely ignorant of Los Alamos and the history of atomic weapons, it was only a superficial knowledge.
After seeing Oppenheimer yesterday I feel like it waste of a book reading to have read it without the appropriate background.
Have any of you had a similar experience with a book?

Minnie Bruce Pratt is Dead to Me
I did a search and didn’t find it, but happy to be called Eva if I missed it.

Lawn Guyland Golden Girls Dinner
I won’t be there but thought posting this would be a public service to DL.

Awakenings Opera
Any of you planning on seeing this? Looks interesting.

Thoughts on the Parsons-Hietikko Case? (Fraud, waste, abuse, scuba, cocaine and AIDS research)
Apologies if this has already been discussed. I understand that the whistleblower plans to donate his cut of the qui tam funds to legitimate AIDS research organizations. This link is rather dry, but there are salacious articles to be found about the work environment.
Bing A.I. Chatbot Article in the New York Times Today
Did anyone else read it? Thoughts?
(I read it in the app so sorry for lack of link.)

Fire Trucks Outside Hochul’s NYC Office
I don’t see any flames, but there’s geared up firemen heading in.

Request for Fashion Advice
I have this thing and the dress code is business/cocktail. Now I’m pretty secure that my business attire is on point. And I know what cocktail attire is although I don’t have anything recent in that area and I’d need to get something new. But the nexus of the two styles is a mystery to me.
My wife thinks I should just go in one of my existing business outfits (skirt suit or dress with jacket) I don’t think that is adequate. We both agree that it would not be appropriate to dress like I were going to a wedding.
I’m sure I‘ll get a fair number of flame responses to laugh at, but any serious ideas are also very much appreciated.

Barbara Love is Dead to Me
We are all already the recipients of her things.

Lame Duck Priority Legislation Thread
What needs to be passed now, so we don’t deal with McCarthy then.

Wirecard Threads Closed?
We just watched the documentary on Netflix and when I did a search on DL the two threads that I found were both closed. Very odd

Fellow DL Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Owners
How are you and your canines taking having a King Charles back on the British throne?

Problem on Cell Phone?
Is anyone else having trouble getting the annoying EU privacy language accept button to work on DataLounge when accessing on a cell phone this evening?

The January 6 Hearings Part 5B
Or not 5B.
But don’t worry I am sure someone will soon be here to provide Fox News talking points on Hamlet and the attempted violent overthrow of the US government.

Occupational progressives?
Does anyone else have them? Did it take a while to adjust to them? Pros? Cons?
(If you think this is a post about politics, get offa my thread young whipper snapper.)

The January 6th Hearings Part 4B
Because while birds might not be real, the guns sure were.

Questions for DL lawyers post Sharia Court ruling
1) if a state has no exception to save the life of the mother, but does have a stand your ground law, could that be used instead for the same purpose in say an ectopic pregnancy?
2) in heartbeat law states, does it matter if the heart stops beating?
3) in cases where the brain fails to develop a cerebral cortex can the fetus be declared dead and removed from the life support of the womb?

The January 6th Hearings Thread 3B
Thread 3a suffered from loose noose and limp spear.

Should DataLounge archives be kept on synthetic DNA or etched glass?
Reality gets weirder by the day.

Australian DataLoungers
Are you having an election? Who do you think will win?

Coronavirus Megathread 14: The B Side
Where we ponder the various sub variants and how many language’s letters can go into a virus’s name.

Russian Troll Farm Trolls Sanctioned
Ahhh OFAC, you are aren’t as famous as EAR or ITAR, but you can still pack a punch.

People who Talk on the Phone Really Loud on the LIRR
Shouldn’t be shouting about HR issues related to politicians.
Apparently some guy in Andrea Stewart Cousins office is going to get fired soon. Other stuff, which I am not going to post.

Xi is using Putin
The invasion of Ukraine will weaken the US and Western Europe, but it will destroy Russia. The sanctions will cause countries to increase the speed they are pivoting away from oil and gas, Russia's economic strengths, and increase adoption of renewables.* That will boost the Chinese economy since they are the major exporter of supplies for renewables. Whether there's a bloody prolonged war and the West is distracted or Russia acquires a now worthless Ukraine without much of a fight, China will feel empowered to take Taiwan. Once the CCP has Taiwan, they'll have most of the world's computer chip manufacturing. Once they have that it's game over for most of the world. Since it's a neighbor, Xi might be nice enough to allow Russia to become a vassal state.
*while also impairing the ability of the oligarchs to safely invest in other businesses in the west.

Coronavirus Megathread 13: Sunday Bloody Sunday
Um well, it's the weekend and you can figure out the rest.

No Pi until you finish your Omicron
This is the thread for idle speculation when the other one fills up.

Phone rings, door chimes, in comes Omicron
Another Omicron centric thread for when the other one fills up.

Coronavirus Megathread 11: Somewhere Past the Pandemic
Francis Collins in fine musical form because megathread 11 was getting super glitchy.

What’s Nu with Omicron
An omnicompendium of all things omicron for when the previous thread is full.

Omnicron
Starting a thread for discussion of a variant that actually warrants discussion.

Coronavirus Megathread 10: Don’t Dream it’s Over
Creating this thread since thread 9 is almost at 600 and Sylvia hasn’t posted a new one. (Apologies Sylvia if I have overstepped)
Anyway I am starting this post with the hope that it’l be close to the last, hence the title. Here’s to vaccines, optimism and a post Delta lull.

Glad to see the EPA Finally Stepped In
Finally there will be some justice for the people of Hoosick Falls.

Schtisel
Has anyone or is anyone watching this show? I searched but didn’t find anything.
The Plague Dogs
This is where we discuss our, graduated early from emotional support dog school due to plague, companion canines.

Butterworth Farms
Anyone here familiar with Butterworth Farms, the intentional community in Royalston, MA? I am reading Allen Young's autobiography and it is making me nostalgic. (One of the other four founding members was a close family friend.)