Let’s be the shit brickhouse troll’s childhood

I'm the carefully completed Fag Tax Return.

I am the ranch hands!!

I'm the cocklet!

I am Christmas Morning 2018!

I’m the posters asking “Who or what is the shit brickhouse troll?”

I'm the many "straight" men who raped him

I'm the tedious OP who has breathed too much of her the cat-ulcer dander wafting through her studio apartment, since the door has been unopened for 3 1/2 weeks.

The vodka is low so that will change soon.

I am r7, obviously the unfunny shit brickhouse troll in extremely high dudgeon.

I'm the sperm in his anus

R5 are you new to the DL?

I'm the Gun Oil that was apparently always readily available on a ranch in rural Montana (or Nebraska, depending on the story) in the 1960s/70s.

R11 couldn’t it have been actual gun oil ?

I'm the mustachio'd men.

I'm the gingham dress that he is forced to wear while being paraded around town.

Good point, R12.

I'm the patent leather shoes to go with the gingham dress. Can't forget those.

I'm the Yule Log.

I'm the lime green thong underneath the daisy dukes shit brickhouse was wearing to Whole Foods when he was set upon by a band of roided out bodybuilders who then proceeded to rape him in the parking lot. They were laughing at my owners tiny, puny cocklet the whole time.

Let’s face it the SBT’s canon is enormous. He must have 40 plus threads on DL.

I'm the family that seems to be entirely composed of male relatives.

I'm the baton the hardcore biker stud trick beat him with "whilst spitting on me," according to him.

I'm the "wonderfully progressive masculine names" he and his husbear were thinking of giving their "lovely and vivacious" adopted Guatemalan child: Tegan, Idaho, Mackenzie, Devin, Tayte, Carter, and Ashley.

I'm his tiny cocklet.

R19~ GOOD ONE!!!! They are all male ranch hands!

r14 made me LOL and I hardly even know who the SBT is.

I'm the pointing and laughing by the townsfolk.

R24 LoL are you new to the DL?

I'm his daddy's thighs, at least as thick as the SBT's waist.

I'm his PUNY cocklet. I don't know this TINY cocklet, but it's not me.

I'm this amazing paragraph the SBT once posted about himself in one of his most memroable threads:

[quote] I had a very self destructive phase in my 20s and 30s when I put on a lot of weight. I was 5'9" by about 260 pounds and into the chub community. Tops just used me as a human spermtank. I would perpetuate the cycle of humiliation and self loathing by wearing a thong and a bro (I had really bad moobs) in public.

I'm his daddy's degrading gesture of putting his thumb and forefinger close together, leaving only a tiny space between them, in order to show how small SBT's 'puny clit' was.

I'm his very exasperated lawyer. We grew up together.

I'm the masc Chicano farmhands before whom the OP and his brother were forced to evacuate piss enemas.

The Whole Foods assault has to be my favorite story of them all. The lawyer saying (with a flick of his wrist, of course) "I'll represent her pro boner" still makes me laugh out loud.

I'm the denim cutoffs and midriff-baring tanktop that SBT was wearing that day.

[quote] I'm the pointing and laughing by the townsfolk.

Those sure were some cruel townsfolk!

You'd think they'd never before seen the hem of a dress lifted to reveal a puny and hairless cocklet.

Yes, r33! It's my favorite as well.

I'm a masc straight jock

I'm the mast, str8 school principal.

So I explained what happened, and my lawyer said, "Shirley, don't be a nancy, you can't report that." My husbear said, "Why not, Tayte, she got queerbashed. Next thing you know, they'll be lynching us again." My lawyer said, "Hun, it's not good publicity for the community. She was cruising str8 meat. How do you think that will go down? You can't just grab your clit in public because you need your boicunt seeded with str8 cum." I stormed out. This is outrageous, but my husbear insists my lawyer has a point. What does DL think? Should I get a new lawyer, or just drop it?

What's really amazing about the Shit Brickhouse Troll is that it took him so long to finally give up. He got grey'ed out and F&F'ed and cursed at almost every single time... and yet he persisted.

I’m the DLer, who loves OP for starting this thread, which is causing me to laugh my ass off.

I am going to read this delightful passage at the family table on Christmas Eve this year:

They queerbashed me, kicking me in the balls with their ripe and rank size 14 dawgs. They then pulled down my cutoffs to expose my tiny, erect cocklet. My 'manhood' was so puny compared to the lordly cocks unfurling in tight compression shorts. My boipussy was ripe for entry. My mantwat was oozing. I needed dick so bad, but I knew I wasnt' gonna get it. They pissed on me - they could all piss through hardons - and jacked their massive, unwashed, cheesy cocks. The air was full of piss, smegma, sweat, and ripe feet. My cock almost erupted from all the masc pheromones. They then took my car keys and threw them far out into the distance, so I had to walk around, pantsless, with a hardon, asking passers by for help

I think the shit brickhouse troll's kids are named Colton and Packer. Am I right?

R42, the youngest son is called Mackenzie.

I'm the Green Bay Packers, SBT's really masc husbear's favorite football team, and who Packer was named after.

I literally laughed out loud at this. Locked in my NY apartment in the coronavirus plague.

I’m the Burger King restroom where sissy bottoms meet violent insane tops for sleazy hookups.

I'm "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera, which SBT was forced to perform to by a silver-bearded daddy top, who had a shaved head, enormous pecs, fabulous delts and a 0-gauge Prince Albert.

This delightful passage is to be read after Thanksgiving Dinner for the family, or perhaps at Midnight Service at Christmas:

He forced me to dance degrading dances and sing vulgar, humiliating songs. I wasn't really in the mood after that, but he fucked me anyway. Of course, I wasn't allowed to cum, and had to keep my dick hidden in my jockstrap. Once he'd blown his wad, he told me to get the fuck out of his house before he gave me a cold steel enema with his .38. I left at roughly the speed of light. Does anyone here have experiences with aggressive, macho tops demanding degrading, demeaning or humiliating things out of their bottoms. What about being called 'faggot' or 'buttboy' by masc, built strangers? A few days later, my employer and the PTA conference at my sons' school received my faggot ID. The top had taken photos of me on my hands and knees, covered in his piss, with my dilated hole stuffed with beads. He included personal details including my real name, date of birth, occupation, and the names of my adopted sons. I tried to report this to the police, but they just laughed at me.

I'm the brutally murdered pony and only childhood friend.

It's like the worst of Drummer in our own little Datalounge.

R50 the pony murder thread has the ring of truth to it

I’m the 500 bucks he paid for str8 dick

I'm the Super8 footage!

Bump

I’m the mashed potatoes!

I’m the horny Idaho truckers

I'm the pepper spray that was shoved up SBT's 'boitwat' by the 6'3" trick he picked up at the Ripcord.

"and who Packer was named after."

Actually, Packer is his middle name and the name he goes by. Fudge is his legal first name.

[quote] He got grey'ed out and F&F'ed and cursed at almost every single time... and yet he persisted.

NEVERTHELESS SHE PERSISTED

Rofl r59.

I’m the bike chains.

R5 Apparently there are 14 of us who don't know what this is about.

R62 brah is you new to the DL ?

R63 Eight months new. Please explain, R63. You'd be helping out those of us who don't know what you're writing about. We're interested in these old tropes we don't understand. Someone has to carry on the history of DL!

I'm the abusive, homophobic uncle, who is currently 'in hospital'.

Bump

hahahahahahaha

I'm the never ending parade of masc, built strangers who constantly degrade, and queerbash the SBT.

I’m the homophobia and contempt for gay people he inherited from his parents and church without question.

R69 to be fair he’s openly gay and now has a happy family life with his husband and adopted sons. I don’t think he’s self loathing

[quote]He said he was going to piss up my ass. He got a funnel, and shoved it up my mancunt. He told me not to turn around or he'd fucking queerbash me with his steel-capped workboots. I didn't. Then I felt him spray something up the cone shoved up my boitwat.

[quote]It was FUCKING PEPPER SPRAY. I screamed and thrashed on his pisstained shag carpet. I've never been in so much fucking pain. I wanted to die. I was clutching my quivering buttocks, farting out great blasts of air and pepper spray, I must have overturned half his fucking furniture. The top was frantic. His eyes were glazed over. He blasted an enormous load six feet in front of him, and was basically pissing cum for like thirty seconds. It was fucking brutal. I was crying and paralyzed in pain and fear.

I'm the confused poster who wants to contribute to this thread but has no idea what what is being discussed.

R72 just search for the word ‘cocklet’ - there are perhaps 100 posts of a gentleman of middle years recalling his abusive childhood

Or just click on any of the links that say "Related Datalounge Thread". Enjoy!

BST is not married and is totally self-loathing. Just claiming a fictional character is happily gay-married doesn’t erase the degrading, homophobic tirades and sexism of pink thongs, puny cocklets, unwashed filth trenches and cheesey foreskins that come next.

It no more disguises or excuses the hate than when BST claims to be married to a black Muslim or says, “I’m a life-long Biden voter, but the Democrats support riots and want to turn your state into a homeless camp.”

Co-opting the ancient DL meme of “husbear” is also a homophobic diss meant to mock gay people.

BST is a Deplorable bigot who comes to DL to denigrate and mock gay people, enforce sexism and make gay sex seem as disgusting as possible, without any mention of the anal chili dogs, rancid yeast pies and menses discharge that straight people have sex with.

R75 you sound mentally ill. Are you ok?

I'll stop laughing at SBT when DL stops with the str8 guy worship.

I'm Nifty stories, calling the copyright authorities this very minute!

R18 his canon is the only thing of his that's enormous.

R75- What on EARTH is an anal chili dog???

R79 well he is overweight.

I’m the folds of belly fat, jigglin.

R80 don’t look for explanations, R75 is obviously a catpiss huffing obese bitter menopausal Frau. No need to get involved.

Name one thing that sounds mentally ill about my post, r76.

Then explain why you have no problem with the BST’s mental illness, self-loathing and gay-bashing. Bonus oints if you can point to ant passage in a brick shithouse epistle that sounds sane.

If I were those things, you’d be begging to come over and add them to your degrading fantasy life.

And not knowing what a chili dog is again proves that you’re neither hip nor American, troll.

R82 let’s assume your paranoid delusion is correct. What does this man think he will accomplish on a GAY site? If he really were a homophobe as your syphilitic brain suggests he would be posting on str8 sites to demean gays. Also, his narratives shine a universally unflattering picture on red states so he’s definitely not a deplorable. Putting aside the incest angle, his taste in men is also very consistent with the DL norm, such as it is. You sound paranoid, delusional and frankly just emotionally driven and dumb.

R82 let’s assume your paranoid delusion is correct. What does this man think he will accomplish on a GAY site? If he really were a homophobe as your syphilitic brain suggests he would be posting on str8 sites to demean gays. Also, his narratives shine a universally unflattering picture on red states so he’s definitely not a deplorable. Putting aside the incest angle, his taste in men is also very consistent with the DL norm, such as it is. You sound paranoid, delusional and frankly just emotionally driven and dumb.

I'm Minnie Pearl. I'm semiotically related to these scenarios but it's obscure.

R84 can’t just declare something is delusional or syphilitic, she has to have proof. Doctors are able to PROVE that Trump didn’t win the election, so he’s delusional. Doctors can PROVE that Trump stands hunched over drooling, which is a symptom of tertiary syphilitic dementia.

All you do is project and libel.

And DL has always been a magnet for gay-bashers. Why WOULDN’T homophobic trolls like you come here?

Why do gay bashers go to gay bars to stalk gay men? You’re what they call an “utter git” back where you come from.

And your narratives DO NOT shine an “unflattering light” on redneck rapists. You glorify them as sex objects and derive your joy from knowing “real” men tortured a sissy. Your narrative would be wildly popular on Parler, 4Chan and the Republican Convention, which I’m sure you’re in rehearsals for. And even if you convince yourself the rednecks are who you’re making fun of, it doesn’t erase the pink thongs, puny cocklets and unwashed filth trenches, which you’ve failed to account for and have to be reminded of AGAIN. Those features are designed to humiliate a HOMOSEXUAL and make DLers feel inferior to trash.

So quit lying, troll. Nobody buys your bukkake piss down the leg as rain.

R84/ BST is as stupid as he is dishonest.

R87 bro the only projection here I see is yours. You sound rather exhausting and infantile

Um, it's [bold]SBT[/bold], not BST, for Christ's sake! [bold]S[/bold]hit [bold]B[/bold]rickhouse [bold]T[/bold]roll.

Just like how around here, it's WHET and not WEHT.

Also, his favorite thong color is aqua, I believe, not pink.

I'm the Linda Manz voiceover.

I'm the multi-generational rape.

I'm the vile racial slurs his Nebraskan daddy used to say all the time.

I'm high heels and homophobia.

I'm Billings, MT. I am left roughly at the speed of light.

I'm the Home Ec class that SBT wanted to take in high school, which led to another physical and sexual assault from his daddy and granddaddy, followed by one from the Chicano farmhands, and yet another one from his high school principal ("built like a linebacker on steroids") the following day.

A very busy 24 hours for SBT!

I'm the shrieks and screams!!!

Bump

I'm his 7th grade teacher, who shrieked with laughter and called his cocklet a clit after he was pantsed in front of the class.

How do I find the Whole Foods one? I searched but all I get are references to it not the thread itself.

It's linked above at R31.

I swear, he will never ever top that story. No pun intended.

I'm his 10th grade gym teacher, who was furious at SBT for farting a load of cum and shit all over his freshly polished gym floor, and kicked him with his size 14 'dawgs' right between his 'buttox' as punishment, causing him to "moan homosexually".

[quote]I’m the folds of belly fat, jigglin.

I'm "my belly and thighs was jigglin'!"

Since this thread has become something of a clearinghouse for Shit Brickhouse Troll stories, I am going to post some old ones I've found. I'm looking for the very first.

Here's one from 2018:

I couldn’t help but notice that the wording of the SBT threads is very similar to that used by a Youtuber named Vaush whenever he describes homosex. Could he be the SBT, I wonder?

Despite all the childhood abuse described in this newer thread, which includes the throat-raping Chicano farmhands, the beloved pony, the degrading songs AND the humiliating dances forced by Daddy, SBT feels that he's received more verbal abuse and humiliation from The Gays™, especially the younger, in-shape tops!

We can't offer a bit of validation or affirmation by giving an older bottom like him the hot cock he feels he's entitled to? How very cruel.

r80=Dirty Sanchez

Bump this until the legend that is Shit Brickhouse makes his long awaited return.

I'm the sissy nectar leaking from his puny cocklet...

while real men humiliate him

I imagine he looks and sounds like Truman Capote.

^ He actually looks more like Shawn Mendes...but you know, more butch

We're waiting, you useless little faggot!

I'm the crinoline.

We can see the damn bows on your lacey sissy thong.

I'm the absence of a "gag reflex' that allows SBT to service men's cocks with his mouth cunt so well

I'm the sissy juice that leaks from SBT's puny cocklet onto his Mary Jane's...

when he's being degraded by real Men.

I'm Shawnie Mendes, lying on her pink princess canopy bed, rubbing her little clit...

while she envies the attention SBT gets from such sexy men

I'm SBT's extra-sensitive "p-spot" that causes the huge mind-blowing, multiple orgasms while being penetrated by a real Man's penis...

I'm SBT's sex addiction that allows him to believe he looks alluring in his overtly sexual outfits...

when in reality, he looks more like a drag queen dressed as Jennifer Coolidge

More Chicanos

Why is it Shit Brickhouse instead of Brick Shithouse?

She’s. A. Brick. House.

Degradatia and enemas

Was it a pretty gingham dress?

I'm his abusive daddy's "titanic erectia".