Mentally ill str8 hookup

I thought it was hot until he got to the mashed potatoes. WTF?

Leave the truckers alone people. If they were prosocial they’d have chosen another career.

Did you tell him your name was Shirley or did he just make a guess?

I don’t think you can have a “boi pussy” in your late 50s, OP.

/FAIL

meh

it depends on how hot he was.

I actually like to feel a strange mix of safe and scared, but this guy sounds like he would have made me feel more scared than safe; worse, I might have started laughing at the Shirley shit, surely.

[quote]Mentally ill hookup

Said the man getting fucked by anonymous strangers in truck stop toilets.

So at what point did you start to find it degrading, Shirley?

The trucker didn't qualify as a "shit brickhouse", OP? How come?

And no mention of him degrading your puny cocklet? I guess it's so small that he didn't even notice it.

“Nice and Easy Mashed Potatoes” deserves to be a song title or the name of a hair treatment

Don't call me Shirley

Do you resemble any famous Shirleys? Temple, Jones, Hemphill?

I don't like my potatoes mashed!

Now if he really was straight, he would have said 'smashed potatoes' not 'mashed potatoes'.

A Mashed potato started long time ago!

You should have changed the words and started singing... "I'm not Shirley. My name is Leslie. Shirley left you, long ago." He probably would have started crying and stopped pounding your aging-boi-pussy but at least you could have left with some dignity. Or is that the kind of thing you just don't strive for?

R9 I was wearing a thong so he didn’t see my meat.

R14 : Only if he was really old.

R16 lots of out gay tips have given me a girl’s name. It’s a powerful tool of degradation and feminisation.

I think after that close encounter the trucker meant to say, 'There's a fly in my potatoes!'

[quote]Any one else been feminised and degraded by str8 or bi or strict top hookups?

You started a thread like this several months back, OP. How many replies do you need?

The imaginary straight hookup isn't the only one who's mentally ill.

Oh, the trials of a truck stop trollop.

Getting your faggot make-shift cunt bred and knocked up by a big burly straight anon trucker in the bathroom of a truck stop? Nothing hotter.

"Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing to you, but..."

You refer to it as a “boipussy” but he can’t? Weird.

Two old, fat queens porking. I just lost my appetite.

Thanks, OP.

I once had a hookup with a "straight" guy on Grindr. He was hot as hell and had a huge cock, but he didn't want me to touch him while I was going down on him, which isn't the easiest thing to do. He was talking all sorts of dirty talk while I was sucking him off, and then he started pushing my head down hard onto his cock, making me gag.

He said, "Oh, yeah. I like it when my little faggot chokes on my big cock." Well, that was it for me. I stopped and said, "We're done."

His personality completely changed and he got very apologetic and said he just got carried away in the experience. But I was completely turned off and said "no thanks." I'm not into degradation and humiliation. I know it turns some guys on, but it's a total boner and mood killer for me.

OP reminds us, once again, why we should all practice social distancing.

Not six feet apart. More like “Get the fuck out of here.”

I’m not sure it’s the hook up who’s mentally I’ll, though cabin fever is generally easy to treat.

At least he didn't call you Tater Salad.

2/10

0/10

Did I miss part of OPs story. Where's the "mentally ill" part?

[quote]"We're done."

Sounds like you need to state your boundaries BEFORE the hookup, r27

R7 totally owned OP.

I guess I find it weird that a lot lizard wanted the fairy tale. It’s supposed to be rough and intense and a bit freaky, not some soft-toned choreographed love scene.

I’ve known a lot of gay guys who get verbal and aggressive during sex, but it doesn’t make them crazy. I’d rather have somebody who is intense, verbal and a bit aggressive than some dude fake squealing like some woman in a porno.

I think it’s good to talk about things first, but for the most part, things said during sex are harmless fantasy, not a direct reflection of someone’s character—nor something they should be personally judged over. Most of us have gotten carried away at one point or another and you just have to ask the person to chill a bit, and if they don’t, end the situation.

Seemed like he was just getting off verbally by pretending you were a woman. Strange you were so sensitive given you were screwing some stranger in a parking lot.

This NEVER happened!!!!!!

I find that most times what they are saying has less to about you and more about them.

Guessing if what they say is how they want to be talked to or if they actually were talked to like that is half the fun.

[quote]Two old, fat queens porking. I just lost my appetite.

That should work out very well for you, what with the food shortages of late.

Pretending this is true, is OP’s hookup really straight?

If he's fucking fat old queens in the ass- can he still identify as 'straight'?

As a high school creative writing project this had some potential until we got to:

[quote] rammed his stick into my boipussy

Then, the whole tableau, unfortunately, fell apart.

I didn’t tell him I was poz

[quote] Any one else been feminised

Did you invite him over for tea and crumpets afterwards?

OP is delirious enough with fever to imagine anyone would want to read his pitiful creative output.

[quote]I found it pretty degrading after a while.

...after a while, but the first 10 or 15 minutes of it weren't - lol.

>>That should work out very well for you, what with the food shortages of late.

Sorry, forgot to sign my post at r39

R34 Yes, because Grindr hookups always begin with a little sit down chat, wherein the parties display their lists of what they like, what they don't like, what they will do, and what they won't do. Then they each sign a contract before engaging in the hookup.

It's very sexy.

I read "boipussy" as "biopussy" and thought it was some new term from the cisgender crowd.

I think it’s nice that two older gay guys are able to role play in the bathroom. They probably both went home (separately) to their doily filled homes for tea afterwards.

Honey,as long as hes pounding my ass well I couldnt care less if he was reciting the Gettysburg address ! At times dring my glory days Id have men say weird shit like that and it never gave me a seconds pause. Fuck me Daddy !

I crave hot beef enemas from str8 men

This is the worst mental image ever perpetrated upon me, you sick fuck old troll.

Shirley, you jest

R54 Stop calling me Shirley.

Yall done triggered R53 !

Op Shirley, was this playing during your encounter?

Why do I think the straight guys Mother's name is Shirley?

Did you at least tell him "my name is Surely, and don't call me Shirley!".

r48, if you're going to throw a hissy fit and go home because the dude whose cock is in your mouth makes you gag on it and calls you names, then yes, you should tell people in advance you're not into that specifically. Nothing worse than a little faggot who won't finish the job he started.

So is this a British or Canadian creative-writing fetishist?

I see five tells, at least.

Probably a woman.

R60 Oooh, look at the rugged "top!"

OP, I'm guessing he didn't send you a thank you card within three days either?

Op if this is true you are quite literally too stupid to live.

Seems you're the mentally ill one for engaging in this bullshit.

You left out the most important details?

How big? C or uc? Thick/thin? condom/no?

He just probably didn't know how to put it because he was a straight guy fucking another guy.

What are the tells, r61?

Hopefully, this brief encounter didn't put unsightly bags in the knees of your stockings. Standing in that bathroom stall with those stockings on and a "come hither" look in your eyes is enough to bring out the Beast in any Real Man.

And they say romance is dead.

OP is also the Brick Shithouse/aka Merry Christmas 2018 Troll.

Sorry, I didn't read the replies.

R9- Already got it!

If he fucks you again, wear ear plugs.

OP has been posting this shit for a while now. Usually it involves a stepfather and the stepfather’s buddies

Usually the word cockette is included

OP is probably the dude yesterday who started a thread about "needing to get fucked!"

Do you kiss your grandmother with that DIRTY MOUTH!!!??

Well now you can't! Because we are in a pandemic!

-294,887.1259078/10

r73 can't distinguish her cocklet from the Cockettes.

GAY CARD REVOKED. You get to marry Cheyl now.

r73 is right. I remember the writing style of OP and one of his previous "encounter stories" had a lot more funny and over-the-top sayings. I didn't laugh as much at this piece of fiction.

4/10. He once wrote a 10/10.

Was his name Mantan Moreland?

For those DLers who might want to hear the whole joke:

I know you and your husbear have an open relationship. Did you tell him about this hookup?

Stories like this make me believe COVID-19 should wipe out the human race.

Agreed, R77. Usually the Shit Brickhouse Troll makes me laugh out loud, but his latest contributions have been off the mark to say the least.

The thread from last weekend, about getting raped and pissed on by "str8 guys", just wasn't funny. This one just feels like it's missing something, even with the 'mashed potatoes' line. He clearly can do and has done better - past stories about getting abused at the gym, grocery store, and the adopted son's PTA meeting were hilarious.

R66 I wasn’t in no position to do no verificatia because as soon as he dropped his overalls he was churning butt butter! By my estimatia he must have been about 7.5, but thick. He had a chode, or that’s what my sons call it. Raw. I hadn’t even douched!

Yes, I guess I would find it degrading “after awhile.”

Would it have killed you to have at least posted a picture or link OP? Would it? I mean would that have really been that hard? Would it? Why don’t you try to think more of others next time before you post? Can you give us a straight answer? At least be honest for once in your life and tell us why you were so inconsiderate?

Wtf is a chode?

A distance ed course for R86:

Never heard of chode. Is this a new thing?

Has someone hit the motherchode?

Shirley, do you reside in the Portland suburb of Beaverton by any chance?

I didn't know Arby's served mashed potatoes.

Were these actual mashed potatoes or that crap from the box?

OP, next time you need to work "puny cocklet" into your story.

Don't call me Shirley.

Shirley you jest?

I have never measured by cock. I’m traumatized. My daddy used to measure my sick all the time when I was home on the range. He’s pop out a ruler and force me to drop my drawers. He was so masc and brutish that all the pheromones made me hard and he’d measure my cockpit and say: “ two inches, hard, goddamn if you ain’t queer, boy.”

All I know is you are way too fucking old for this shit, OP. It’s gross and pathetic. And it would be if you were 30. You need to grow up and have some self respect.

Hey Truck Stop Trixie, I will give you a 7/10. Very creative, it just needs a little polishing.

This is not the cocklet contributor. There are some echoes there, but the other guy is much more vivid and operatic in recounting his tales of woe.

OP, maybe you reminded him of Shirley Feeney.

Hot r96!

Sooo...are you pregnant?

I must confess I am excited by the fantasy of a top nutting in me and then forcing me to wear gingham skirt and frilly socks while I take A pregnancy test. Prime degradatia.

Lol r103. That is fuckin hot.

Oh R103 ,have I got a story for you ! I had a brief relationship with this white trash nutbag who was the biggest asshole on the planet ,but god did he have the prettiest,fattest 9 inch dick . Worse,he was a champ at throwing it . Needless to say ,I was utterly dickmatized . I moved in with him to help him take care of his infant son (who was in fact my cousins baby,but thats a whole other story ) and at the time I had very long hair and was rather slim. One day he comes home with this black lace peignoir set (maternity no less!) and that night he tells me to put it on . I was very reluctant as Im really not into that sort of thing,but watching him sitting on the couch naked stroking that rock hard cock I donned it reluctantly. He fucked me through the floor that night,for hours ,so of course I wore it often after that ! As an aside,one day I decided I hated him and since my hair was one thing he loved I took clippers and shaved my head ! Talk about regret ,but to my horror that night he decided I had to put on my costume anyway ! I asked him if he was fantasizing I was Meryl in Sophies Choice ! I had to go after that,it was just too much. But to this day I think about that glorious dick and get hot and bothered. He was a hot 42 year old then,and now hes a fat toothless 60 year old.

This is as good a thread as any to ask: why did "dickmatized" become a thing rather than "dicknotized"

It's a truck stop fuck. It's not like OP is going to whisper "Let's go into the restaurant for a coffee"

I used to hookup with a white trash guy who’d say shit like “good girl” or “atta girl” while I deepthroated him. The first time it almost made me laugh but I came to find it hot. But I wouldn’t have been able to take that mashed potatoes and Shirley shit.

You reminded me of a married military man that used to come over once a week. When his rod was deep down my throat and he was ready, he'd tell say "show me your pussy." I'd turn around in all fours and he'd admire my hole before licking it full of his spit and then pushing his fat mushroom head deep inside me. Just got hard remembering him!

R109 just killed the mood for me.

The shit brickhouse troll didn't write any of this.

Stud: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!

OP: Daddy's girl is a naughty girl!

Just keep your guts cleaned out for these big dicked truckers who need a place to dump their baby-batter OP

[quote]it just needs a little polishing.

The story, or his knob.

My dick is Keto, it don't do mashed potato.