Being forced to 'perform' by tops. Is this misogynistic/internalized homophobia?

0/10

How did he manage to not accidentally pull the trigger? When he stuck the gun up your ass? Depending on the angle your spine could have been blown apart.

R2 he didn't actually stick the gun up my ass. He just threatened violence for his own sick homophobic amusement.

When do you go back to see your big daddy?

R4 who?

[quote] bottom, fifties, a little chubby, fem

You're lucky that he was horny, obviously had no other options, and still decided to go with it OP. You type disgusting. He should have shot you.

R6 I was referring to myself.

Oh honey. That’s how you can tell he’s the one. Next time he’ll threaten to shove a chainsaw up your hole. You should let him.

I'm still wondering about all the people shot in the ass. This is a big fear of mine.

fight fire with fire, you know where he lives - get his neighbors addresses and send them mis addressed postcards for Nambla (His name but their address). Send them TRUMP FOR LIFE cards, KKK membership cards - just fuck with is life.

Brick shithouse troll has a new story.

Years ago, I think I saw this very scenario enacted on "Fantasy Island" with James Coco and Victor French.

Genie in a bottle?

I always perform Britney's "Baby...One More Time" for my tops

No remarks from your paramour about your pathetic, tiny cocklet?

R7 I know, stupid. NOBODY wants ' bottom, fifties, a little chubby, fem'. So, enjoy your luck and STFU. I would have shot you down, you pig.

Lord, we have a prolific porn story teller. He has the same style of writing across several of these types of stories

What does your imaginary husbear have to say about all this, OP?

Is Christina Aguilera hispanic or of Italian descent?

R17 we are in an open relationship. He don't mind.

R16 - I know. It sounds like the same guy who every few months would post about how his abusive father used to make him wear dresses when he was young and service other guys.

He's sick. GET A BLOG and write your fucked up fiction somewhere else!

OP I hope you are emotionally recovering. Thankfully you were not queerbashed this time! What does your built like a brick shithouse husbear have to say about all this? It sounds so humiliating!

Op, that was some of the most pathetic and poorly written fiction I've ever read.

Yes, R20! I knew he’d posted a fucked up piece of fiction or two, I recognized his style. But I couldn’t remember WHICH fucked up story it was. Thank you, I would have been wracking my brains all night.

R12 it was Love Boat.

Face it, OP, you ARE a little teapot and he forced you to own it.

^^^I used to love doing the teapot song

[quote]buttox

Oh, dear.

Hot. Carpe diem! I would love to perform for a top.

I found OP's video!

R20 yes I totally remember that about him being forced to wear dresses as a little boy.

whatever happened to Livejournal and zanga? That would have been the perfect place for his stories

Yes, R16, and it's all quantity, not quality. He sure gets off playing the helpless and submissive victim in every story. Not convincing, not sexy, and flat out mediocre.

Don't quit your day job, OP.

Yes, R20. I call him the Brick Shithouse Troll.

Shit brickhouse, R32.

Also: LOL, OP.

He IS the Shit Brickhouse troll.

He surfaces occasionally in between marathon masturbation sessions. Unlike the Wrigleyville cumdump, he is well-known here but not well-liked. And why would he be? Can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t get laid with that puny cocklet, and he keeps telling variations on the same sad story...

Note to OP: if at first (and after, what, the hundred and fifty first time?) you don’t succeed, just STFU.

I loooove that movie r29.

On one hand, this shit can be funny .... on the other, I wonder of the life of someone who composes all this for DL.

Pistol-up-the-ass is straight out of Desperate Living.

100/10

I laffed

Did he make fun of your puny cocklet?

DID HE MAKE FUN OF YOUR PUNY COCKLET????????????????????

You dance lewdly for the boys?

My favorite tale was where the OP was shopping in Whole Foods in his Daisy Dukes, lime-green thong and bare-midriff top, when he was assaulted by a bunch of body builder thug-wannabes. They dragged poor OP out to the parking lot and were going to gang rape him until they pulled down his Daisy Dukes and thong. They then saw his tiny cocklet and started laughing hysterically.

If that isn't a demented fantasy I don't know what is.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I think we can all agree, this is a tongue in cheek attempt by OP to get clever and witty responses from the DL quick minded. Just play along, I could use a laugh this morning as well.

How many “Mary!s can one say?

I know he enrages a lot of you, but I can't help it - the Shit Brickhouse Troll makes me laugh out loud almost every single time he starts a new thread. His stories are just so audacious, and to be frank, I get the sense that he's lampooning the DLers who are utterly obsessed with straight guys and straight dick (and in turn, consider themselves inferior beings).

Would rather see his threads than yet another thread about that MM woman, or from the Bernie Bro Bottom (if you want to talk about a puny cocklet!).

Oh man, R41, that was a top 3 story! Here it is again:

[quote] He sat down with a glass of neat whiskey and watched me gyrate and thrust my buttox at him to the tune of Christina Aguilera's 'Genie in the Bottle' ,

This is the best sentence in the entire story for so many reasons, starting with the misspelling of "buttocks."

Did he promise if you did what he said that you'd get to sing with Barbara Jean at the Parthenon?

I like these stories too, R45. They're part of what makes DL DL.

[quote]When I got to his place. He told me - bottom, fifties, a little chubby, fem - to 'dance' for him.

"Prance, Fattie, prance!"

R45 Thanks for the link but the post is shaded as trolled. I would have loved reading it.

Oh, Dear.

R50 it's still legible for me...

Pretty sure I saw you driving home crying, mascara running and lipstick smeared.

I love everything about this post. Thanks, OP.

r50, it's legible to me too.

Go to "Settings" and adjust your "Flames and Freaks" bar a bit closer to "Asbestos Eyeballs"

R55 Thanks, but I have the bar set all the way to Asbestos Eyeballs! Can't get any farther that that...

-405,897,204.12509823/10

THIS TROLL IS PLAYED-OUT!

BumpQueen2015 must be hard up if they are digging up old threads from the puny cocklet/shit brickhouse troll.

OP is too fat and too stupid to hook up, not even with a blind, demented retard.

All this whining when presenting hole would have solved the problem.

I love you, OP.

I was just thinking earlier today about this guy and his "buttox".

Thanks OP.