More on Momma's mussy (I did not create these):
Momma's mussy is bubbling like a hot pot of Louisiana gumbo.....
Momma's mussy is dripping like a 72 Pinto
Momma's mussy misses married men
Momma's mussy is STEAMING like a hot POTATO!!
Momma's mussy is hissing like a pressure cooker on the verge of combustion!
Momma's mussy is HISSING like a trapped CAT!
Mamma's mussy is as messy as a burst boil on a young girl's thigh!
Momma's mussy is as moist as a snack cake.
Momma’s mussy is HISSING like a radiator in August!
Momma's mussy is chirping like a nest full of baby robins!
Momma's mussy is flowing like the Ohio in the spring thaw!
Momma's mussy is mewing like a basket of newborn kittens!
Momma's mussy is heaving and swelling like the Yellowstone caldera!
Momma's mussy is huffing like a FREIGHT train!
Momma's mussy is hotter and smokier and eruptier than the Olympic torch in the middle of a live volcano!
Momma's mussy is frothing like the hot chocolate he is!
Momma's mussy is leaking like a busted radiator!!
Momma's mussy is FLARING like a horse's NOSE!
Momma's mussy is as wet as a young man's hair on a humid night in Havana!
Momma's mussy is slowly drip drip dripping, like freshly cut sugar cane!
Momma's mussy is wetter than Niagara Falls!
Momma's mussy is shivering like a chihuahua in a snow drift!
Momma's mussy is wetter than Rick Santorum's dog pee drenched pants!
Momma's mussy is moister than a dog's drooling muzzle!
Momma’s mussy is wriggling like a caterpillar caught in a spider web!