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What is the BEST DL thread? At this moment? Or even ever?

I love this delectable one: Let's be a Harriet Tubman biopic starring Julia Roberts.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 15, 2020 12:40 PM

Andy Cohen's asshole!

by Anonymousreply 1January 14, 2020 3:24 PM

Canned frosting thread.

by Anonymousreply 2January 14, 2020 3:28 PM

Best ever: "Not Without my Daughter," about the gay man with the fat daughter whom he suspected stole an entire can of frosting

by Anonymousreply 3January 14, 2020 3:29 PM

Dark lesbiansis still my favourite.

by Anonymousreply 4January 14, 2020 3:33 PM

^ lesbians is

by Anonymousreply 5January 14, 2020 3:33 PM

Please post links

by Anonymousreply 6January 14, 2020 3:55 PM

R6 I' m terribly sorry I cannot oblige, as I don't know how. Retired luddite here. I'd gently suggest the search feature.

by Anonymousreply 7January 14, 2020 3:59 PM

The Dark Lesbians thread.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 14, 2020 4:05 PM

A prior thread when we had a similar retrospective, including links to favorite threads.

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by Anonymousreply 9January 14, 2020 4:05 PM

Maybe not the best, but it was a lot of fun for a few hours.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 14, 2020 4:09 PM

Andy Cohen’s butthole

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by Anonymousreply 11January 14, 2020 4:16 PM

Bellagio Horror

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by Anonymousreply 12January 14, 2020 4:18 PM

I enjoy Dionne Warwick threads 😁

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by Anonymousreply 13January 14, 2020 4:18 PM

The pasta threads are always good for some al dente fun.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 14, 2020 4:30 PM

I like this one titled "Government Controlled Time", about daylight savings time. It parodies Libertarian ideas, though nobody seemed to realize that at first.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 14, 2020 4:45 PM

My favorite comment ever, about R15:

“This thread is like a good costume party. The morons, the trolls and the jokers are all mingling together and you can't tell them apart.”

by Anonymousreply 16January 14, 2020 4:48 PM

Loved the thread where someone posted something along the lines of, "I'm thinking of a classical piece, it goes something like this: dung dun din ba ba. Anyone have a clue what it is?" And someone was able to figure out what the piece was.

by Anonymousreply 17January 14, 2020 4:49 PM

I can’t comment on the thread, but best title was:

“Murderous Fattie on the Lam”

by Anonymousreply 18January 14, 2020 4:50 PM

Ginny in billing just collapsed, ambulance on the way

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by Anonymousreply 19January 14, 2020 5:08 PM

I can't find it now, but ten or so years ago, the contemptuous "Who Gives a Flying Fuck Is on TCM" was met with hundreds of improvisations on the Flying Fucks series of Hollywood films, their racially dissonant casting, and whether the 1940s versions were better than the early 60s remakes. It remains my sentimental favorite among DL threads.

by Anonymousreply 20January 14, 2020 5:16 PM

Hands down - "Dialing the phone with a pencil"

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by Anonymousreply 21January 14, 2020 5:19 PM

OMG - R21 - that IS the greatest thread!!

by Anonymousreply 22January 14, 2020 5:21 PM

"Let's Create a Jennifer Aniston Film" had some howlers. Much more creative than the recent Julia Roberts thread.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 14, 2020 5:21 PM

The soft butch sous chef aka face down/ass up.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 14, 2020 5:23 PM

OP I think your current thread is the best DL thread at this moment! All of the links are new to me and I'm LMAO!!

by Anonymousreply 25January 14, 2020 5:26 PM

"My new neighbor is a Gargoyle" had its moments.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 14, 2020 5:28 PM

I invited my ungrateful niece over for lunch

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by Anonymousreply 27January 14, 2020 5:30 PM

Eating Over the Sink

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by Anonymousreply 28January 14, 2020 5:32 PM

The funniest DL thread I ever read was the one about the guy who identified as a trans dragon. Unfortunately, it got deleted, but it was great while it lasted. "You type just-hatched."

by Anonymousreply 29January 14, 2020 5:35 PM

Sows at the trough

[quote]Well, it is has happened again at our office: a sales rep came in with a shopping bag of bagels and cream cheese, and four or five of the heifer clerks that work here heaved their fat asses out of their chairs and huffed into that break room like it was the last food on earth! Never mind that they have no interaction with any of the vendors anyway and are in no position to discuss any type of business. But they sure can shove cream cheese into their fat pie holes!

[quote]Me? I sat sedately at my desk, sipping my black coffee, waiting for the rep to approach me. It is too embarassing to be in there with those rutting pigs.

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by Anonymousreply 30January 14, 2020 5:49 PM

"Who Gives a Flying Fuck? is on TCM right now.

The R2 response:

[quote]"Who Gives a Flying Fuck?"

[quote]Is this the original version or the remake made in 1962?

And was signed: "I liked the 1949 version better."

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by Anonymousreply 31January 14, 2020 6:05 PM

"Once Around the Garden" salad bar thread.

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by Anonymousreply 32January 14, 2020 6:06 PM

Wedding reception pot luck thread.

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by Anonymousreply 33January 14, 2020 6:06 PM

Dog fucks baby in the ass!

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by Anonymousreply 34January 14, 2020 6:07 PM

Trying to think of the name of an old Helen Lawson movie...

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by Anonymousreply 35January 14, 2020 6:08 PM

The Helen Lawson Christmas Special

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by Anonymousreply 36January 14, 2020 6:08 PM

For historical purposes, the original World Trade Center thread, 9/11/2001.

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by Anonymousreply 37January 14, 2020 6:10 PM

All the recent Madonna hate threads like the one where she’s dancing on the beach on 2020 New Years and the looney Charmie threads before they became unbearable!

by Anonymousreply 38January 14, 2020 6:12 PM

The thread about Jennifer homewrecker Aniston was unfunny and labored like everything she’s ever made.

by Anonymousreply 39January 14, 2020 6:13 PM

I wonder how many people who posted on that 9/11 thread are still on DL.

by Anonymousreply 40January 14, 2020 7:45 PM

R25 My pleasure, darling!

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by Anonymousreply 41January 14, 2020 7:47 PM

BEA BENADARETS CHRISTMAS PARTY

by Anonymousreply 42January 15, 2020 12:40 PM
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