I used to think it was go glamorous when I saw women do this on TV. So I started doing it too. Imagine if you will -- 10 y/o boy dialing the phone with a pencil, being all glamorous and stuff.
by: $5 Bill 09/26/2003 @ 17:42
So, I'm the only freak that did this? Is that what you're saying? Figures.
by: $5 Bill 09/26/2003 @ 18:01
I did it too. OK? I also used to moisten the tips of my fingers when turning the page of a book. Just a quick touch to the tongue. Very chic.
I used to insist that there'd be no crusts on my sandwiches.
I would wear scarves at all times of the year.
People pretty much knew I was a fag from the time I could walk.
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 18:04
Yeah, I did that a few times when I was a kid. I lift my pinkie when I take a sip of a beverage, and I can't help it.
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 18:08
I also held my milk glass like it was a scotch on the rocks. Sipping slowly.
by: $5 Bill 09/26/2003 @ 18:10
LOL, I loved dialing the phone with a pen or pencil, I thought it looked so sophisticated. In retrospect it must have looked pretty obvious I was a pre-teen Queen in training. I also used to use a pen or pencil to push the buttons on a calculator. My male fifth-grade prick of a teacher used to yell at me for doing that.
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 18:13
Excuuuuuse me!!! What is "dialing the phone"? And what is a "pencil"?
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 19:19
"What is "dialing the phone"? And what is a "pencil"?" Unless you have no arms, I can't imagine you not knowing what these two things are. What do you call it when you press the buttons on your phone in a methodical fashion establishing a numerical pattern that corresponds to a business or person you are trying to reach?
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 19:23
Women didn't really do it to be glamorous though, they did it so they wouldn't chip their manicures.
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 20:21
I love you, OP. I wanted to do this, too. I also wanted to snap off my clip-on earring before I got on the line to manipulate the man on the other end (a la Alexis Carrington). I also wanted a parasol, by my mother refused.
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 20:28
Did you walk with one hand on your hip? Did you walk around with a towel turban after taking a bath?
Did you cross your legs by putting one knee over the other?
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 20:33
A parasol...goddamn.... I would affect all of the above- the phone/pencil thing, the scarves, the pinkie...but how about straightening imaginary panty hose seams while in swim shorts -you know- running your hands up your leg from the ankle up- or the Manicurist thing: letting your nails soften in dishwasher gel after you saw Madge doing it on the commercial" Your soaking in it!!!!"
by: anonymous 09/26/2003 @ 20:36
I did all of the above and MORE. I thought smoking and cigarette holders were very sophisticated. So I made my own. I rolled paper and coloured a lit end and filter on them. These I carried in an empty ciggy pack I found. I would put these into the LONG holder [coloured black with littel sparkles glued to the end to resemble diamonds...just like Audrey in BAT's]. I would then walk around the neighborhood like a model [hips thrust WAY forward and a hand on my hip] puffing away on the thing. I never noticed that the neighbor's drapes would slowly close as I came into their view, walking by sashaying and a puffing. I think I was 6.
I wore an ascot for as long as I can remember.
by: anonymous 09/27/2003 @ 07:49
These are hilarious. I used to stuff socks in the shoulders of my bathrobe and pose in the bathroom mirror like I was some 1940's movie star sitting for publicity shots. You know, arms folded and looking up at odd angles. I also used to stand over the living room heating duct and let the air blow my robe up and pretend I was Marilyn. Honey, I was gay when gay wasn't cool (to paraphrase an old C&W song.)
by: anonymous 09/27/2003 @ 09:31
'Fess up, you guys --- each and every one