Eating over the sink

I would have eaten the whole damn chicken.

Now you have more time to wash your nasty ass.

Good grief OP. Have you never heard of paper plates. At least that way you wouldn't have to eat like a savage and you still wouldn't have any dishes to wash.

R1 I'll be back to the sink for leftovers...

Efficient Fat Whores Rejoice?

Sometimes being long term single has its benefits.

R3 Paper plates?? I am not going to spend my hard-earned money on Chinet. We're talking CHICKEN -- a crappy paper plate wouldn't do the job.

“Excuse me miss, but I have my own problems”, said the OP of the dinner napkin dilemma thread.

R8 Ok Dinner Napkin Dilemma -- I've had it with your whining about stains and bad laundry creases. Your entire thread is the reason I'm eating over the sink. I don't need your drama, Nancy. You'd be a lot better off if you'd follow my lead. Of course, it's difficult to entertain guests....

R7 have you never heard of paper plate liners? You can buy them at Dollar Tree. Hard plastic or wicker liners that keep your cheap paper plates from buckling.

R10 We're talking about ROTISSERIE CHICKEN! Probably the butteriest, greasiest, most delicious chicken in the world. And you think any liner can stand up to that? The whole point is efficiency - no cleanup. Yikes. Next you'll want me to be wiping my face with a napkin instead of the spray faucet attachment.

Sink? I ate a blueberry muffin over the kitchen garbage can yesterday.

Why don’t you just pick up a garage can lid from any can at the curb OP?

That’ll stand up to your chicken.

An efficient fat whore would eat over the toilet so that he could pee at the same time R5.

OP you are clearly a glutton. Yes, glutton Glutton GLUTTON!!!

R12 Let's get married. We'll save so much on plates.

I need some sort of condiment with it like cranberry sauce.

You lazy cunt -- you couldn't stuff the whole chicken in your pie hole? You're an amateur.

R18 = Chrissy Metz

The OP won't have a bowel movement for 2 weeks.

is OP, Diane Lane from Must Love Dogs?

If God didn't want us to eat over the sink, he wouldn't have given us sinks!

R17 There's no reason you can't have cranberry sauce at the same time. You have TWO hands, don't you?

R11 killed me, killed me dead.

Terrific thread, OP. Ah God, still laughing.

[quote]I just ate half a rotisserie chicken over the sink. I'm so ashamed BUT I don't have any dishes to wash.

By any chance is your mother's name "Petunia," OP?

The same spray faucet you use to prepare your dick canal for gentlemen callers!?!?

FOR SHAME!

R24 Thank you, thank you very much. Please remember to tip your waitress.

R26 Is that you, Ms. Lindsey? I'm fanning my face, waiting for your arrival...

do y'all get the lemon pepper chicken or regular flavor?

[quote]do y'all get the lemon pepper chicken or regular flavor?

"Regular" flavor meaning so it tastes like a real chicken? Lemon pepper or paprika or whatever-flavored just means you're eating an old chicken, baby.

Too much work.

OP do you live in a home on wheels that was towed to its current location? Is it a 12x60 footer or are you livin' large in one of them there thangs they calls a "double wide"?

Well OP, you're burning calories standing, so there's that! When I worked quite late, sometimes my dog and I ate the chicken right out of the plastic container. I'd put some in the cover for him, and simply use the bottom part for me.

R31 Too much work?! How fucking lazy are you? Are you getting fed intravenously?? At least OP is standing upright!

OVEReating over the sink

R33 You are a wonderful person. Do you provide him with condiments? A little Ranch dressing or cranberry sauce? Or does he just gobble it up and beg for more...like many of us.

Umm, I forgot to mention in my opening post...I'm naked at the sink.

“Eating over the sink”

Let’s face it OP, you shove everything BUT that kitchen sink into your pie hole.

DID YOU GET ANY GREASE ON YOUR TRUMP 2020 T SHIRT ???

For you, OP

Cheers R36. No condiments, but I'm humble enough to admit on such nights, I would sometimes by the prepared mash, which came in a similar plastic container, and I would give him some of those in the cover too. I loved feeding my dog some of my dinner, he loved a prepared meatloaf I would buy from the store that came in those same containers. That was his special treat the night before I had to put him down.

For those who think human foods are bad for dogs, my dog lived to be seventeen! I gave him steak and green beans regularly as well. Yes, he always wanted more, but I didn't give him too much.

When it comes to classier foods like grocery store rotisserie chicken, I usually present it to myself on a domed-glass cake stand, surrounded by squiggles of french dressing and a dusting of dried parsley, alongside a tomato slice (if I have it) for color. This is the best way to eat grocery store rotisserie chicken.

OP must be quite the sight when dining out at a buffet style restaurant.

OP just last week

Just eat it outside naked.

R41 You sound like a wonderful companion! What a great life you gave him...17 years!

I'll bet the OP also eats while he's on the commode doing poopydoops.

I think it's sexy OP.

[quote]OP must be quite the sight when dining out at a buffet style restaurant.

R43 I always wear a robe when I dine out at Golden Corral. It's a lovely lavender chenille number. Belonged to my mother before she died.

^^I was going to bury her in it but -- geez -- chenille!

Thanks again OP. He was a wonderful companion. I'm thinking of getting another dog, but he set the bar so high.

I love you R41. Your sweet dog reminds me of my cat whose favorite food was green peas. He lived to be 21.

Ok R51 and R52 -- We all feel terrible about the loss of our pets. But you're sucking the life out of this thread!

Go play in traffic R53

This reminds me of the infamous anecdote about Joan Crawford making a man eat creamed chipped beef on toast over a sink.

I am simply aghast....paper plates? I thought I was surrounded by like-minded elites, dignitaries and ladies of the high chamber.

R55 More details please!

I recommend wearing an eating blouse for such occasions.

Op knows what’s up and I like him.

Fuck plates.

R58 Your eating blouse sounds wonderful but I prefer naked over the sink. I can just hose down afterwards. I wonder if I could get into Golden Corral with an eating blouse rather than my chenille robe. R49

OP, truth be told that poor chicken was never stood a chance once the car door slammed shut in the Kroger parking lot. It never made to the kitchen sink, now did it? Fess up hun, it's DL your talking to.

Now that we're all self-quarantining and isolated, are we eating over the sink? Are our social skills declining?

Uh, if that’s your concern you can also use paper plates.

R63 Paper plates were discussed and dismissed upthread. They just don't work with rotisserie chicken! Check out R11 for a better explanation!

eating over the sink must be on the upswing ......... selfies please!!!

People who would rather use paper plates because they're too lazy to do the dishes deserve to be publicly flogged.

But I thought DL ❤️ Corelle!