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Bellagio horror, as new shoes wrecked by stranger's poop; now requesting advice from DL

Bellagio in Vegas is supposedly the top-rated hotel/casino for customer service. What would you do if the following happened to you?

Attending an event at Bellagio hotel/casino, I needed to use the Women's Restroom. In the middle of using the toilet, I saw a huge flood of DARK BROWN FECES flooding my stall from the one next to it. My brand new Satin high heels and large cloth bag were immediately covered in the filthy poop. I finished as quickly as possible and went to the bathroom sink. The smell was horrific. I told the housekeeper what had happened. She yelled at me in front of the other patrons that I should have inspected the stall before using it. She didn't care that the flood of shit happened after I was using the toilet. She ignored my request for help in cleaning my shoes and cloth bag. I had to stand in my stocking feet on the restroom floor, and clean someone else's feces off of my things. I had no choice but to wear the shoes out of the restroom, and carry the cloth bag. I then called for a shift manager. After a long wait, he finally showed up. His response? He didn't see the incident so there was nothing that he could do to help me.

I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

by Anonymousreply 2766 hours ago

You're lying.

by Anonymousreply 103/16/2013

Ask Kyle Richards, since she owns the Bellagio.

by Anonymousreply 203/16/2013

A Vera Bradley bag with satin heels? Poop should be the least of your concerns.

by Anonymousreply 303/16/2013

Don't forget the Bellagio ia a 5 Star Hotel, for "excellence in customer service."

by Anonymousreply 503/16/2013

Hm. Another returded OP trolling the DL.

by Anonymousreply 603/16/2013

Here's a picture of the housekeeper. Her English is poor - she meant size 7 poop shoes.

by Anonymousreply 703/16/2013

R6, I am not a troll. I've posted on DL literally of hundreds of times. Just asking for honest advice.

R8, She was not a "bathroom attendant" working just for tips but a well-paid housekeeper. I asked her repeatedly to call her supervisor, per Bellagio's standard operating procedures. She refused.

The issue is not just that she didn't help me. It's that she yelled at me in front of other patrons, and tried to blame me for the flood of poop from the neighboring stall. Is that 5-Star customer service?

by Anonymousreply 903/16/2013

I thought women don't do #2?

by Anonymousreply 1003/16/2013

Are you a man or a woman, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1103/16/2013

First off, never place anything on the floor of a bathroom! How old are you? You should know better.

Timing is everything, the toilet next to you overflowed and you were the last one seen leaving. Imagine how people who were wrongly imprisoned for crimes feel? Consider yourself lucky. You're not in prison.

An unfortunate situation, and a big, bad review for the Bellagio.

Ps, I wonder if the irresponsible shitter, who clogged the toilet next to you, witnessed the event from a lounge chair in the lobby? !

by Anonymousreply 1203/16/2013

R12, I was wearing my shoes at the time of the sudden flood of poop. How could I leave the stall, walk through the filthy flood of poop now covering that entire stall, and not get my brand new Satin shoes dirty and stinky? I didn't hear anyone in the stall next door. Yes it could have been a dysfunctional toilet, and not an irresponsible shitter.

I was the one that told the highly paid housekeeper that the stall NEXT to mine had flooded into mine. She said that I just should have chosen a different stall. She refused to believe that I had in fact chosen a clean stall. She clearly understood that I was NOT responsible for the flood of poop, and had not yet even flushed the toilet.

Bellagio does not care about a big, bad review. Do you know where I can post this review, to get their attention? The Shift Manager said, "I didn't see the flood of poop."

by Anonymousreply 1303/16/2013

Shit happens...

At least what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 1403/16/2013

Obviously inspired by the troll post about laying an upper decker in the ladies room of the HR person who laughed and said she wasn't hiring the OP because they'd already filled the position.

by Anonymousreply 1503/16/2013

What a stinky situation. Guess you could say you have some idea about what it is like to walk in my shoes.

by Anonymousreply 1603/16/2013

R15, This is not a troll post. Please google Trip Advisor, Bellagio, if you don't believe me.

by Anonymousreply 1703/16/2013

Attending an event at Bellagio, I first needed to use the women's restroom. While on the toilet, I noticed a flood of DARK BROWN FECES coming from the stall next to mine. My brand new, non-replaceable heels and large cloth bag were immediately covered in the filth. I finished as quickly as possible, flushed the toilet, and left. It was humiliating to walk in filthy shoes and carry a large now gross looking bag. I washed both as best as I could, in stocking feet on the bathroom floor. Of course I alerted the housekeeper of the emergency situation. She yelled at me in front of the other patrons, saying that I should pay attention to which stall I chose to use. I told her that it happened AFTER I was inside the stall. She did not offer any assistance, nor did she call anybody to help. What right did she have to scold me for what was clearly NOT my fault, and humiliate me in front of total strangers? I then waited for a long time for the shift manager on duty to voice my complaint.. His response? He could do nothing, as he hadn't seen the incident. How could Bellagio get any stars in its's hospitality rating, if this is how they treat paying guests?

Stayed February 2013, traveled solo

Ask SERIOUSComplaint about Bellagio Las Vegas This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC. Amy K, Director of Guest Relations at Bellagio Las Vegas, responded to this review March 12, 2013 Thank you for bringing this unsettling experience to our attention. Please accept my sincerest apologies for the major inconvenience you encountered and for the manner in which this was handled by our staff. It is inexcusable that you were not provided the appropriate assistance by our employees. I have sent you a note in hopes to have an opportunity to speak with you further about this incident. I hope to hear from you soon.

by Anonymousreply 1803/16/2013

Poop Troll

by Anonymousreply 1903/16/2013

This thread is useless without pix of said calamity. And the poop encrusted shoes.

by Anonymousreply 2003/16/2013

This is why I always stay at the Imperial Palace.

by Anonymousreply 2103/16/2013

R18, Of course I have responded, an average of 2 emails for every one received. I do not keep receipts for my many minor purchases. Bellagio Risk Management demands that I provide a receipt for the shoes. They are out-of-stock and not replaceable; sad as they're my favorite pair. How can reimbursing the cost be adequate anyway? The cloth bag was a gift from a friend. Although it was not brand new, I don't know how it can be replaced either.

Bellagio has totally refused to address the crux of my complaint. A 5-star hotel/casino should not employ workers that publicly humiliate guests for no valid reason. My repeated requests for the well-paid housekeeper to contact her supervisor, to assist in cleaning the stranger's poop off of my shoes, were completely ignored. I should not have had to wait a very long time for a Shift Boss who also blew me off, saying he didn't see the brown poop on my now self-cleaned Satin shoes. How could he? He'd have to be in the Ladies Restroom at the time the flood of poop occurred.

by Anonymousreply 2203/16/2013

R21, The Imperial Palace has been renamed. With Bellagio's prices, justified by it's 5-Star rating, I'd expect better customer service and consideration from it's employees.

by Anonymousreply 2303/16/2013

Thank God they weren't Christmas shoes. Cause Jesus don't like poopy shoes.

by Anonymousreply 2403/16/2013

[quote]he didn't see the brown poop on my now self-cleaned Satin shoes.

First off, you lost me at "Satin shoes," which no one wears these days. You further lost me at "large cloth bag," since NO ONE would carry such a thing to a special event at the Bellagio. Women either hang purses on the inside of the stall door, if they have a strap, or place them on top of the TP dispenser, if they're small evening bags.

Someone is trolling TripAdvisor AND DL here.

by Anonymousreply 2503/16/2013

I don't understand where the "huge flood of dark brown feces" came from. Did you not confront the defecator as you were frantically trying to scrub your shoes and bag clean? Why did said defecator miss the toilet? This is a very mysterious story.

by Anonymousreply 2703/16/2013

Why would one's favorite shoes be both brand new and discontinued?

by Anonymousreply 2803/16/2013

[quote] My brand new Satin high heels

Aha! OP is the dowager Pope! She's already hit Vegas!

by Anonymousreply 2903/16/2013

R27, The huge flood of dark brown feces came from the stall next to mine. I honestly don't know if there was a leak in the other toilet or if there was a perpetrator who left when I was still using the toilet. When I left my stall, the flood had spread to the entire bathroom floor outside both stalls.

R26, R25, I was attending a private paid function at the Bellagio. I was not staying there, as I live a few miles away. I did not have an option to change, and by the time I cleaned my shoes, and waited for the Shift Manager for assistance, I was by then an hour late.

Vegas locals often carry a cloth/canvas bag for their water bottle and extremely casual walking shoes. Since the Satin shoes were brand new, I would not wear them on the street. My casual shoes were way too informal for the event that I was attending. I put my purse on the hook in the ladies' room. There wasn't enough room for the cloth/canvas bag as well. I've never dealt with a bathroom flood before, and I've been in literally hundreds of hotel/casino bathrooms, having worked in them before.

by Anonymousreply 3003/16/2013

You drag queens can be so prissy.

by Anonymousreply 3103/16/2013

Here is a copy of the shoes that I was wearing, only they were a beautiful shade of coppery brown, to match my cocktail dress. They were originally $69, much less expensive then quality leather high heels. They now are out of stock in my size in this color. They are extremely comfortable and feminine as well. I have received numerous compliments on the shoes, as I also own them in other colors.

I realize that there are those on DL and on Trip Advisor that are "doubting Thomas's" and will never believe a word that I write. I just thought that there might be a few lawyers who could give me some honest advice.

by Anonymousreply 3203/16/2013

Hon, if you're wearing open toe to formal functions then it's not a lawyer you need!

by Anonymousreply 3303/16/2013

R33, It was definitely not a formal function. Men did not wear jackets, some even wore jeans and a shirt. Vegas is normally very casual. You would not believe how badly people dress in this city. It was held in a upscale bar at the Bellagio.

The shoes look very beautiful on my foot. The bow covers up most of the toes too. That's why I own them in more than one color.

I wish I had gay friends to assist with my wardrobe choices. The ones I know are more masculine.

by Anonymousreply 3403/16/2013

"self-cleaned Satin shoes"

Wait a minute. Your shoes are self cleaning? Like an oven?

by Anonymousreply 3503/16/2013

I'll bet OP's initials are D-R

by Anonymousreply 3603/16/2013

Trying to get that bridal party satin heel's perceived retail value of 69.99

And a little extra for pain and suffering!

Really, what's the goal here?

by Anonymousreply 3703/16/2013

[quote]I wish I had gay friends to assist with my wardrobe choices. The ones I know are more masculine.

Sorry we aren't always here for you.

by Anonymousreply 3803/16/2013

Well, here's a tip from all your new gay friends:

Suffer in Silence

by Anonymousreply 3903/16/2013

R38, I do not expect friends, or anyone else really, to assist without payment. I was only responding to R33.

R37, As I stated in the beginning, there are expectations of a 5-Star hotel/casino re the level of service. I am simply asking DL, particularly those who work in law, how they would handle this situation. I know that there will always be meanies and haters on DL that live to dis anyone who has a valid complaint.

by Anonymousreply 4003/16/2013

I don't see how an overflowing toilet would make a flood of pure brown filth. Usually the water stays more or less clear with the brown pieces not quite mixed in. When you saw the flood coming why didn't you just lift your feet since you were sitting? If your cloth bag got saturated in shit, why didn't you just remove your wallet and keys and throw the whole thing in the trash?

by Anonymousreply 4203/16/2013

First and foremost, I find it incredulous that you would actually expect a bathroom attendant to clean your shitty shoes. That is NOT their job! She didn't grovel at your shit-coated feet when you approached her about the incident, that is why you are so pissed!

I would NEVER put something of mine on a public restroom floor. Never. Ever. You hang the items up or hold them on your lap.

And why, if the entire floor was flooded, why couldn't the manager go in and see that? I don't get it.

Anyways, stop complaining and tell Bellagio what you want as far as compensation. I'm sure at this point they just want to resolve the problem and move on.

by Anonymousreply 4303/16/2013

R40, OP I work "in law", and while shit on the bathroom floor may be awful it's not illegal.

by Anonymousreply 4403/16/2013

R43, The housekeeper (not bathroom attendant) #1 job is to notify her supervisor in case of an emergency, or a flood of any kind. They are also supposed to assist guests if it's Bellagio's fault. The staff have many means in which to clean and SANITIZE shoes and cloth/canvas bags. I never would have expected the actual housekeeper to clean them. Whether I lifted my feet or not, I still would have had to walk through the poop to leave the stall. Don't forget dark brown poop also covered the floor outside the stall as well. I don't know how the brown flood of poop occurred; it didn't matter to me at the time. Perhaps a pipe broke but I'm just guessing. The smell was horrendous. I heard a rumor from another source that a few 20-yr employees were put on probation for violating Bellagio policy in handling this incident. I cannot confirm the rumor.

Again I'm offended at being publicly insulted by a Bellagio employee, who was completely negligent in doing her duty of keeping the floor clean. By the time the male Shift Manager came, it was a good 1/2 hr later, so the floor was then clean and he wasn't able to see the massive amount of brown poop. Personally I would have asked all of the guests to quickly leave the restroom, and asked several supervisors to quickly come and assist. The housekeeper refused my repeated requests to call her boss to assist. I think that that's a very serious mistake.

R44, The Bellagio is not offering me anything, especially since the bag was a gift and I don't keep receipts of minor purchases, like the shoes. If Bellagio had been fair I would not be posting anyplace. A small token as an apology would have been more than sufficient.

This was the 1st time I wore the shoes. It's been awhile since I bought them, so that's why they can't be replaced in my favorite color and the correct size. It's also true of Macy's where I buy other shoes.

by Anonymousreply 4503/16/2013

Fuck, OP. Get the hell over it. No one was murdered. If your attitude was even half as annoying when you complained to the "well paid" housekeeper as it is here on the DL, you deserved her ire.

Life sucks sometimes. Find the humor in it and move the fuck on. The shoes were $70 dollars. It was a canvas bag. Not exactly high price items and I don't care if they had sentimental value or not. Again, no one was murdered.

Move. On.

by Anonymousreply 4603/16/2013

OP, will you please quit capitalizing satin??

by Anonymousreply 4703/16/2013

Christina! Get the Old Dutch Cleanser!

by Anonymousreply 4803/17/2013

OP you sound so absolutely pathetic. Shit on your silly open-toed shoes and satchel running around the Bellagio all high and mighty yelling at the the staff and getting all litigious, lol, you are utterly pathetic. You must be a living cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 4903/17/2013

Really, if they were coppery brown, peep toes with a bow, AND satin, I can only imagine a poop flood was a blessing.

by Anonymousreply 5003/17/2013

This is why they should NEVER allow transsexuals to use the bathrooms, period.

Poop in your Chanel bag you twisted sister.

by Anonymousreply 5103/17/2013

OP, contrary to popular opinion, this is commonly occurring event at the Belagio.

Regulars in Vegas, when gambling at the Belagio, always go next door to the Forever 21 store and shit in the changing rooms there.

by Anonymousreply 5203/17/2013

R32, and now they look like this?

by Anonymousreply 5303/17/2013

R32, Thank you for posting.

R52, Forever 21 is not next door to Bellagio.

R49, I'm sorry that you can't relate to my story, or that I wasn't clear enough. AAA, who rates hotel/casinos, agreed that Bellagio employees did everything totally wrong, considering that they are rated 5-Stars for excellence in customer service. AAA also agreed to investigate my complaint, and forward the results to Risk Management. We shall see.

by Anonymousreply 5403/17/2013

It sounds like they did you a favor... I mean, $70 pair of shoes and you're crying over it? At least now maybe you'll have the sense to stop wearing those awful things.

What's funny is that places like this generally have great customer service and cater to helping people out like this... the fact that they didn't probably speaks more to your attitude than anything else. When places known for great service don't offer it, it's because the person demanding it is usually wretched and never satisfied.

I think there's probably more to the story that you're NOT telling us... and just judging by the way you say things like "well paid housekeeper" tells us all we need to know about what really went on.

by Anonymousreply 5503/18/2013

Don't you know you aren't supposed to shop at Macy's? We are boycotting Macy's because of Trump.

by Anonymousreply 5603/18/2013

R55, I know that there are many haters and meanies on DL, along with the very kind, intelligent posters. How can you make totally false accusations when you don't even know the facts of the situation? Why are you trying to blame my for something that I definitely did not do? Are you that delusional and angry?

My 1st reaction was to politely tell the housekeeper that there was a flood of brown poop. She refused to believe that I had nothing to do with it. Even if I had, it was still her responsibility to quickly notify her bosses. She ignored by very calm, repeated requests for assistance from her bosses. I used to work for Bellagio, and I know that her actions were grounds for immediate termination. I do believe that she, as well as the completely negligent Shift Manager, both of whom had 20 years of employment with Bellagio, were put on immediate probation, subject to termination.

You might not like my satin shoes, however I have had numerous compliments when I wear them. I did not buy them for their looks; they are extremely comfortable.

by Anonymousreply 5703/18/2013

I'm a lawyer, so I suppose that means I "work in the law."

(1) OP you have no case. (2) OP you are an insufferable cunt, and I would double my hourly rate just to have to listen to your whiny ass. (3) The shoes are just plain fugly. (4) Your inherent unbelievability and cuntiness is clearly exposed everytime you write "highly paid housekeeper." (5) Even if you had a case, everyone - judge, jury, lawyers, bailiff, court reporter, court clerk, people randomly in the courtroom -- would hate your nasty ass.

So there is the opinion of a long-time DL elder gay lawyer.

Don't go away mad, dear. Just go away.

by Anonymousreply 5803/18/2013

There are those who would that such shoes had been enhanced by that experience.

by Anonymousreply 5903/18/2013

Why do you keep saying "flood of BROWN poop"? I think poop says it all. Is poop not normally brown for you? I don't disbelieve that this happened but if you came out of there talking like fucking Rainman with your brown poop this and clean my shoes that I get why they shut you down.

by Anonymousreply 6003/18/2013

R60, people who enjoy lenghty discussions of feces often differentiate by color variations -- some sort of Pantone chart, I imagine -- and know what diets one follows to achieve which results. Alas, I do not, so I cannot enlighten you. But quite possibly OP could have found a way to match those shoes.

One imagines the difficulties of finding an enema bag to match a specific pair of shoes. To say nothing of a colostomy bag. Oh, would that I HAD said nothing about a colostomy bag.

by Anonymousreply 6103/18/2013

OP, why do you always refer to the housekeeper as "well paid"? How the hell do you know if the housekeeper is "well paid"? Do you sign her paychecks? Do you have access to her financial information? Do you know how long she's worked there, or what her other duties are, besides dealing with lunatic members of the public? What about her, exactly, leads you to exclusively describing her this way?

Honestly, this one little "tell" reveals everything I need to know about you and this situation. Besides the obvious holes in this story, you are no doubt leaving a LOT out.

by Anonymousreply 6203/18/2013

"I do believe that she, as well as the completely negligent Shift Manager, both of whom had 20 years of employment with Bellagio, were put on immediate probation, subject to termination."

OP, I'm sure they probably told you that to shut you up... then as soon as they hung up the phone they all laughed their asses off at you...and then gave those employees a raise.

Seriously, you are bragging about employees possibly getting fired over your silly shoes, which were $29.99 with free shipping? How sad a person you must be. And I'm being honest... I really feel bad for you if this is what makes you feel important and gives your life some meaning.

by Anonymousreply 6303/18/2013

This is the strangest, most disgusting post I've read in a while. OP, your story is full of holes. I wonder what your damage is.

by Anonymousreply 6403/18/2013

Frankly OP, most of on this thread aren't being "DL meanies". We're honestly letting you know that your attitude, even through the computer, comes across rude, entitled, and insufferable.

We've given examples (ie "highly paid housekeeper") and yet you stubbornly refuse to do any self-examining and maybe admit that you handled the situation entirely wrong. Instead of trying to get a housekeeper terminated because she didn't do exactly what you wanted in what appeared to be a very odd scenario (and a highly suspect one, frankly), you should be reflecting on why an entire group of strangers has basically sided against you, despite the fact that the only side of the story we've been privy to is yours. This says a lot, IMHO.

This might be a wonderful time for you to learn a life's lesson...

by Anonymousreply 6503/18/2013

R63, I think you misunderstand. OP doesn't get off on getting underpaid hotel employees into trouble. OP gets off on talking about doody.

by Anonymousreply 6603/18/2013

This is a troll post. Someone getting their jollies from scat.

by Anonymousreply 6703/18/2013

R57

This post is full of... a big flood of brown poop.

And you made your story sound even less believable by now throwing in that you supposedly used to work there. You just now make yourself sound like a disgruntled former employee.

By the way, if youre going to lie, you should at least do some fact checking. The Bellagio hasn't been opened for 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 6803/18/2013

Remember when the Bellagio first opened? It had a fabulous art collection. It was in the late nineties, I think. I remember they had to sell off some of the paintings to fend off the liens or something like that.

by Anonymousreply 6903/18/2013

Eww, Stinky Turds on Expensive Satin Tootsies

by Anonymousreply 7003/18/2013

OP your lies are catching up with you...

You claim a few posts back that both employees involved "had 20 Years experience each working at The Bellagio", which is amazing considering it only opened in 1998 !

Which means your story is as full of shit as your cheap ass shoes and your canvas lunch sack.

by Anonymousreply 7103/18/2013

[quote][R6], I am not a troll. I've posted on DL literally of hundreds of times. Just asking for honest advice.

Advice about what, honey? You are telling us about something that has already happened. Are you expecting to be assaulted by a massive feces flood at another establishment?

I like that the shoes are simultaneously brand new, your favorites and out of stock.

by Anonymousreply 7203/18/2013

I remember that, r69. Actually, very important works. But the day I was there a sewer line broke and brown poop water was spewing everywhere. The de Kooning got the worst of it.

by Anonymousreply 7303/18/2013

R72 and unless OP wears a size 14 those shoes are currently available in all sizes and all colors for $20.

by Anonymousreply 7403/18/2013

So how much did you lose at the tables, OP?

by Anonymousreply 7503/18/2013

R69 I was living in Vegas when the Bellagio opened I think 1998? It was beautifull. I was excited about the art work, too bad that didn't last long. My BF at the time had worked building it, and he was able to get me in to see it during the last phases of construction. Like most Vegas casinos it was amazing th first year it was open and then it started to slip, just a little but it defintly did.

oh and OP, fuck off. The "dark brown feces" did you a favor. Those shoes are ugly beyond belief. You can find shoes that are comfortable that look much better than those.

by Anonymousreply 7603/18/2013

R76 I was there a couple of months ago. Our room (which faced the dancing waters) was rather run down for such a luxury hotel (i.e, there was water damage in the bathroom, the shower door did not close and leaked, the pipes made noise, some of the recessed lights were burned out, dings on the furniture, etc.).

by Anonymousreply 7703/18/2013

[quote]They are also supposed to assist guests if it's Bellagio's fault.

I imagine they are supposed to help guests even if a problem is not the hotel's fault.

You keep referring to the "highly-paid" housekeeper. How do you know her salary?

by Anonymousreply 7803/18/2013

That's sad R77. You would think they'd make more of an effort to keep the place up. Tourism is down, and people loooking the best definetly won't find it there.

by Anonymousreply 7903/18/2013

I don't have time to read every post, OP. Here's what I'd do: contact the managers higher up the chain of command. Even write a letter to the head honcho whoever she or he may be. Tell them what happened. Explain the lack of concern on the part of the housekeeper and her supervisor. Ask, no demand nicely, some sort of restitution. Be polite but firm. If you have no luck there, sometimes local news channels will have a "help the consumer" segment. Turn to them. Good luck. Also, Yelp and other online review sites are your friend.

by Anonymousreply 8003/18/2013

R75, I never, ever gamble.

R78, Having worked for a few years at the Bellagio, I'm well aware of what housekeepers make. You would be surprised.

R72, This was the 1st time I wore the shoes. I had them for awhile. I already tried to reorder them, and were told that they were out-of-stock. I do not honestly know if that has changed. Sorry you don't like the shoes; my boyfriend loves them.

R80, Thank you for your post and your kindness. I am very honest, although not always clear and concise.

by Anonymousreply 8103/18/2013

OP, whenb you saw the "wave of brown feces" rushing towards your feet why didn't you simply lift them up and remove the shoes before exiting the stall ? It would have been a lot easier just to wash your bare feet than those precious precious shoes.

by Anonymousreply 8203/18/2013

I mentioned this elsewhere but I had something as bad, if not worse, happen to me. I was at a party in a large house and felt an ominous churning and seizing sensation in my abdomen. To be polite, I slipped off to a small bathroom adjacent to a guest bedroom.

Unfortunately, I had just gotten my pants and shorts around my ankles and was starting to sit down when I had very explosive diarrhea. Miraculously, there was none on my clothes but my ass was covered, along with the toilet seat and tank, the walls, towels, and toilet paper roll.

I had to use one of the towels (the only clean one) to clean my behind; the whole roll of toilet paper wouldn't have been enough and would have taken forever. I wanted out of the bathroom fast, before being discovered.

Needless to say, it was impossible to tidy up the room. I wiped and snuck out through the other door, leadind to the guest room, leaving both doors to the bathroom closed.

I made my way back to the party, mortified that someone had seen me slip away. Of course, I never brought it up to the hosts, or anyone else.

I'm a little ashamed to admit that when I got up the next day, I laughed until I cried, imagining the reaction of whoever found my mess. I tried to tell myself that it was probably due to some spoiled hors d'oeuvres, and thus not my fault.

by Anonymousreply 8303/19/2013

This OP thing reads like a story out of Penthouse Forum.

by Anonymousreply 8403/19/2013

I'll give you 30 dollars to stop this nonsense!

by Anonymousreply 8503/19/2013

God Forgive me! It was the Chicken Spaghetti, I had waaay too much. It was so good at first and then all of a sudden I had to make a "run for the border!"

Sorry about your shoes, hon, but I had problems of my own that night.

by Anonymousreply 8603/19/2013

R81

More lies.

You've gambled at least twice. Once when you decided to wear those ugly ass shoes.... and once again when you decided to post this story... you lost both times.

Suck it up and deal with it.

I agree with others that there's more to this story that you're leaving out. One thing you didn't leave out was your awful attitude. That (like your shoes) we can smell a mile away.

by Anonymousreply 8703/19/2013

I can't believe I found these messages! I work at the Bellagio and I believe that I am the HIGHLY PAID Housekeeper this woman is referring to! Ill make this short and simple. She's a liar. She's the one that made the mess. I know because I just cleaned the bathroom and exited as she entered. She was the only one in there and a few minutes later there was a flood of feces everywhere.

Second, the reason we did not help her is because she is notorious amongst the Casinos for doing things like this. We refer to her as the Shitty Shoe Bandit.

by Anonymousreply 8803/19/2013

OP why dont you address any of the lies youve been caught in? I mean, I get that you're trying to make this story sound as believable as you can, but it's a major fail.

When you worked at the Bellagio was it twenty years ago... BEFORE it opened?

by Anonymousreply 8903/19/2013

R89, I believe OP meant to say worked at the site of the Bellagio 20 years ago, back when it was occupied by The Dunes. I remember an old hooker who worked the bars and mensrooms of The Dunes, she wore the same "Satin Shoes" and carried her dildos, lubricants, and kneepads in the same canvas sack..

by Anonymousreply 9003/19/2013

[quote]Sorry you don't like the shoes; my boyfriend loves them.

I bet he doesn't "love" them now that they smell like poop.

by Anonymousreply 9103/19/2013

It least it covers up the horrific smell of her feet.

by Anonymousreply 9203/19/2013

R91, poor, sweet, naive R91, that's WHY he loves them.

by Anonymousreply 9303/19/2013

Normally would give a shit ( pardon the pun ) but I'm in bed with a wicked cold, bored and buzzed from cold meds sol I did a little research.

I am a longtime member and contributor to tripadvisor , so found OP's original review ( see link) which just as I thought was the ONLY review ever posted from as new account ( 2013) . the only thing listed in her profile is that she lives in Las Vegas, and thats' it.

Also saw the the Director fo guest services, Amy K, took the time to respond personally to her review, which to the Bellagio credit they seem to do for all tripadvisor review, both great and terrible.

So I thought in fairness , Amy K , Director of Guest Relations at The Bellagio, should be aware of the raging debate we have going here at datalounge, and emailed her a link to this thread.

Now ....I await to be entertained with whatever shit hits the Satin Shoes so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 9403/19/2013

OP--Face it. You've failed. Stop flailing around. That just makes it worse.

by Anonymousreply 9503/19/2013

My My MY!

Those must have been QUITE the SATIN SHOES, there OP!

OP is suing the Bellagio for $1,000,000 !

Quite the step up from the series of $1000 nuisance lawsuits OP has been waging against Imperial Palace.

see link ...

WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!

Link contains PHOTOGRAPH of OP

(Exactly as I imagined her ... I shit you not!)

by Anonymousreply 9603/19/2013

I wonder how and why OP selected datalounge for airing her grievances ?

At first I assumed OP was a troll, but the more I dig the better this gets!

She is REAL and she is FRAU-TACULAR!

by Anonymousreply 9703/19/2013

[quote]This OP thing reads like a story out of Penthouse Forum.

Does Penthouse Forum now publish scat stories?

by Anonymousreply 9803/19/2013

Prolific too...

by Anonymousreply 9903/19/2013

r94 Wow, you should get sick more often. This is good stuff. I hope Amy comes over here to give us the real skinny.

by Anonymousreply 10003/19/2013

If this story is indeed true... OP needs help. She sounds like a psycho posting all this stuff all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 10103/19/2013

Oddly I wouldn't have thought this wasn't true, because why come here and make this up, until she kept insisting she would take a polygraph, etc. to prove how true it is. That and the "brown poop" shit repeated constantly. I think it happened but that it was her who flooded the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 10203/19/2013

She

by Anonymousreply 10303/19/2013

OP just copied one of the many iterations of this tale. OP is not the original.

by Anonymousreply 10403/19/2013

R102

I have no doubt that it was her who flooded the toilet. They should go CSI on it and take some samples off her shoes and purse... it'll lead right back to.. her.

by Anonymousreply 10503/19/2013

R104, perhaps. Would seem logical, except the tripadvisor account was opened in 2013 with the sole review being this one, and the timeline for its' appearance on DL and the other sites was too quick, which leads me to believe are OP is the real deal!

If not then this Troll deserves a Nobel Prize in Trollery

by Anonymousreply 10603/19/2013

The picture at R96's link is a picture of Davida-Rochelle, who said she lived in Las Vegas back when she & Harry Reid were receiving death threats (but not through the mail because that wasn't being delivered to her condo since the PO is part of the conspiracy against her).

Welcome back, D-R!

by Anonymousreply 10703/19/2013

Is that really a woman at r106? I do hope this is real because this story is funny, mainly because of the satin shoe thing. When I saw that detail I knew her demise her would be brief and merciless and the more she talked and posted pics, the worse it got for her. It's so hit and miss here sometimes, and like someone said, she took a gamble on posting this and really rolled a snake eyes.

by Anonymousreply 10803/19/2013

DL, My sincere thanks to those of you who supported me and believed that I was being completely honest, as well as the more than 4,000 hits to TripAdvisor. Bellagio Risk Management has 100% reversed their adversarial position and offered be a very, very fair settlement. Shockingly they also did what I originally wanted, and what was more important to me than financial compensation, or gifts. They admitted that they talked to the employees involved in how to correctly handle perfectly valid guest complaints.

by Anonymousreply 10903/19/2013

So are they giving you a million bucks for your shoes and bag?

by Anonymousreply 11003/19/2013

It IS D-R !

Or at least the image of "Davida Rochelle" , the jury is still out as to D-R existence, but this seems to be proof that if she is not real her Troll is extremely profilic on the internets!

by Anonymousreply 11103/19/2013

R109

More lies.

by Anonymousreply 11203/19/2013

So you got your $1,000,000 settlement from The Bellagio, Davida?

Finally hbit the jackpot, no more crappy little $1000 lawsuits against the Imperial Palace for expired show tickets.

Unless of course The Bellagio learns that you`ve been babbling details away the whole time on here, then they will sue your ass off.

by Anonymousreply 11303/19/2013

R107, I have never, ever in my life received a death threat. I do not understand your nonsensical post. Are you projecting?

Recently I called Vegas Post Office Customer Service and arranged for a certified letter to be redelivered. It was extremely difficult for me to wait home all day long. Calling the local post office was useless; no one ever answered the phone. With the help of Republican Sen Hecht's assistant, I got the letter delivered the next day. The postal official said that they never got the request for redelivery. Now who's lying or is totally incompetent?

Other than the above incident, I am very glad to say that I've had ZERO complaints about postal service since the day I last posted on DL.

I realize that there are those on DL who will never believe me and think that I'm a troll and call me cruel names. I once did a reality show called "Lie Detector." None of the panel believed me, and were shocked that the administrator of the lie detector stated that I was "unusually honest," and that they were all totally wrong in their assumptions.

by Anonymousreply 11403/19/2013

R109 is the OP ( thanks troll-dar) so either we have caught her in her lies or scared the hell out of her.

Will post more of I hear from Amy K, Director of Guest relations at the Bellagio.

by Anonymousreply 11503/19/2013

R114

Was that before or after you worked at the Bellagio... which has been opened for 20 years?

by Anonymousreply 11603/19/2013

Why didn't you have Republican Senator Hecht help you with your shitty shoes too? He seems to get stuff done for you.

by Anonymousreply 11703/19/2013

OP, in all seriousness now, just some advice.

If you are indeed the real person you claim to be , then you have a HUGE amount of exposed personal information completely accessible on the internet. It look me about 20 minutes in a cold medicine induced fog to get an INCREDIBLE amount of very personal and potentially dangerous information on you. For you own safety you need t hire a professional to `clean`your internet presence, before your identity is stolen or worse.

by Anonymousreply 11803/19/2013

R113, Of course I didn't expect $1,000,000, as a settlement. LOL, ROFLAO It's like stating that I'm 89-years-old. Do you believe that also?

Re the Imperial Palace, and no, I didn't want to bring that up here. However, since some troll did, then I must explain that situation. Along with 4 friends, one of whom is 86 and now in a nursing home on oxygen, I participated in a live Game Show. As prizes we were all given identical show tickets. When we individually tried to use them the next day, we were told that they were no longer honoring the tickets. It is a very common occurrence in Vegas for us to be able to use expired tickets. Still if I had been able to see the fine print in the darkness of the Imperial Palace theater, I would have objected at the time.

Last Feb I spent an incredible number of hours repeatedly calling various managers of the Impossible Palace, and Ceasars' Entertainment, the corporate owners. Not a single call was ever returned. The specifics are documented online under "Scambook." I was finally promised tickets to any show that each of us wanted. We would be NOT be going as a group. This promise never materialized; calls again went unreturned. I then posted the incident online. Obviously the 5 of us do not expect thousands or millions. I don't know what would be fair. Scambooks' lawyers have sent several letters to Ceasars' Entertainment. So far, they've gone unanswered.

by Anonymousreply 11903/19/2013

So how are you not a grifter? It seems like you spend a lot of time bitching about stuff online and wanting compensation. I am surprised that you even get invited places and that the staff lets you in with such a litigious background.

by Anonymousreply 12003/19/2013

R119

That proves the theory someone already mentioned on her... OP is a professional complainer/scam artist.

by Anonymousreply 12103/19/2013

R118, Thank you for your advice. I have complained before to the administrators of DL for allowing others to post my pic repeatedly and without my permission. Now it's happened again.

DL, I realize that I am again being insulted by a few Vegas meanies, of whom I've had to file legal complaints, prior to being on DL. Female staffers at former Sen Berkeley's Office, Sen Harry Reid's Office, as well as other Democratic Officials have placed this man on their extreme "watch list" after his repeated, frightening verbal threats. I was questioned if he owns a gun, has physically beaten me up, or been repeatedly arrested for violence. He's also been 86'd from Vegas bars for scaring females post drinking his daily bottle of Vodka. You can read his constant rants throughout DL.

by Anonymousreply 12203/19/2013

You are the definition of a fucking annoying frau. You are what clogs up the legal system and gets workers fired. You are like the bitch who tried to get the waitress fired for publishing her shitty tip. You somehow get invited to some fancy event at the Bellagio, you take a huge dump and clog up the toilet ruining your fugly shoes and then try and get the unimpressed housekeeper (who I doubt is highly paid) in trouble because she didn't bow at your feet or believe your flimsy story about how it wasn't you who did it. You claim the shoes and bag are irreplaceable and have such sentimental value that you could never put a price on them, but you did, Blanche, you did. A million bucks? Go fuck yourself and your sentimental value crap. I hope that Amy K comes here and sees that you blew your stupid case on a message board where people did not side with you and called you out for the shysty bitch you are.

by Anonymousreply 12303/19/2013

And stop saying stupid shit like "meanies" and "haters" are you fucking 7 years old?

by Anonymousreply 12403/19/2013

Some of you people still don't realize that this is a fictional story designed to provoke R123's reaction?

by Anonymousreply 12503/19/2013

R123

Vegas Housekeepers are paid about $12/hour. OP obviously thinks so little of "staff" that she feels they are overpaid.

by Anonymousreply 12603/19/2013

OP, sweetie, this is EXACTLY the type of thing I am cautioning you about.

Think of each statement you post ( or even ever single keystroke you make) on the internet as a one single piece of a gigantic puzzle. That one piece may look perfectly harmless,innocent, perfectly anonynmous to one and all.

Put that one piece in the hands of a talented "puzzle solver" and in a few minutes, using perfectly legal and publicly accessible means, he would have more information on you than you could possibly imagine, and could do more damage than in ways than you can fathom.

I did this as a silly bit of "entertainment", with malicious intentions, but the info you have on display for all to see is simply too dangerous .

I'm not trying to scare you or play a joke , but you absolutely have to educate yourself on internet safety ( not just OP, you all would become raving paranoids if I told you what I could do on the net...). Once you post it it stays, and only a EXTREMELY well paid ( yes even better than housekeeping staff ) professional can completely and permanently remove it from cyberspace.

Here's a link to a basic , easy to comprehend resource for net safety

by Anonymousreply 12703/19/2013

sorry for the bloody typos, meant "no malicious intentions"...

Continue on with the debate, look forward to reading it in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 12803/19/2013

Even if this is not real, there are assholes who do this kind of shit all the time. I can't tell you the number of people in LA I knew (not friends with, just knew) who were about to come into some money because of a settlement. Everyone had a fucking pending settlement because of douche maneuvers like this where people finally pay them off to get them to go away, and they crow about their settlements while everyone else's fucking rates go up. This litigation shit is ruinous and scummy. And everyone has something sentimental and irreplaceable involved in their case yet are happy to take money to replace the can't-be-replaced objects.

by Anonymousreply 12903/19/2013

Perhaps OP can order new shoes from the ad that's running on this site....as a banner across the top and in the upper right corner.

I don't know if they have her size, but they have her shoe - in several colors, including her fav, the bronze.

by Anonymousreply 13003/19/2013

R126, Are you aware of how much $$$ Bellagio Housekeepers get in tips? Medical benefits for their family? Fabulous meals?

This was always a customer service issue complaint from long-term employees, who were improperly trained.

by Anonymousreply 13103/19/2013

R131

Get help. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 13203/19/2013

I know who OP is, she came on here signing her name to evry post the got freaked out when people found out who she was. Complained that she was being stalked. Freak

by Anonymousreply 13303/19/2013

Well r133 someone already told her that he found out a ton of info on her and that if he wanted the info could be used for nefarious reasons. She sounds like a dummy shyster who is probably only here to be stalked and to then come back and sue DL for their stalkers.

by Anonymousreply 13403/19/2013

This story is an untidy pile of shit.

by Anonymousreply 13503/19/2013

[quote]image of "[...] [...]" , the jury is still out as to D-R existence

Is Datalounge blanking out the name or is that how you posted it?

by Anonymousreply 13603/20/2013

I'm sure she will sue if the name is not blacked out, even though her picture is up.

by Anonymousreply 13703/20/2013

Can someone fill me in the backstory? I'm a longtime DLer but somehow missed whoever this is and what her relevance is.

TIA!!

by Anonymousreply 13803/20/2013

OP, like Judge Mathis would say "Y'all sound CRAZY!".

by Anonymousreply 13903/20/2013

[quote] have complained before to the administrators of DL for allowing others to post my pic repeatedly and without my permission.

If the pic is publicly available on the internet, we don't need your permission to post it. If you don't like it when posters here ferret out your freak ass and identify you when you start idiotic threads about dark brown poop and such, then take the hint and quit posting here.

by Anonymousreply 14003/20/2013

R138, I have never, ever complained about anyone on DL or elsewhere stalking me. Luckily I haven't been a victim. I naively used to use my real name in postings. Then a man, whom the police has called a very angry, violent drunk and abuser of woman, and whom they really wished they could leave permanently in jail, started authoring totally insane rants under my name. I couldn't authenticate my name, and so quickly switched to anonymous postings. Still the meany started crazy threads, after his daily bottle of vodka, using my name. Finally DL administrators agreed to permanently eliminate my name from all posts. If you read nutso rants, it's probably the 400 lb elder gay that has been temporarily let out of jail.

by Anonymousreply 14103/20/2013

DL, I have been out to dinner hundreds of times in my life and never ever send anything back or complain about the food, or neglect to leave a fair tip. It's extremely rare that I return anything that I buy. I am not litigious, even when others say that I should. However I understand that I will never convince some on DL.

by Anonymousreply 14203/20/2013

When others say you should what? Send shit back? Sue someone? Who the fuck do you hang out with that even suggests that. Your friends sound griftery and if you aren't a troll, you are an annoying frau. Nobody cares about your shoes, you won your suit, go tell everyone about it and formulate another lawsuit to launch.

by Anonymousreply 14303/20/2013

R142

I shudder to think what your definition of a "fair tip" is considering what you consider "highly paid."

by Anonymousreply 14403/20/2013

From the weird ass mind of DR....

Quote:

I tried to authenticate, gave up, and have been posting only anonymously. That thread was started by "umpy" who is known by the Vegas Police for violently repeatedly threatening both me and the female employees of Democratic elected officials. I am a witness and that's why he's been harassing me. He's dying of alcoholism and obesity at almost 400 lbs. He's the one who is old, not me.

Yes I've worked on Cheers and many other shows, sometimes as a principal. Kirstie Allie banned me because I got a bigger laugh from the audience than she did, and the director complimented me on it. The same thing happened with Julia Roberts when Campbell Scott had better chemistry on-set with me. Dangerous to have talent without sufficient connections to overcome jealousy.

Quote:

No. A few years ago I rented a room from Umpy, because I liked the location. I quickly learned that he was a pathological liar and totally abusive drunk. I heard him repeatedly threatening the female employees of Sen Harry Reid&Shelley Berkeley. As soon as I could afford it, I left following the advice of the police. I now live nearby but in a much, much better and safer environment. I learned that he had also abused a previous female tenant; police were involved as well. When I started reading the weird posts under my name on DL I realized it was him. He is morbidly obese and probably furious at the DL thread on Gov Chris Christie's extreme weight. He takes his anger out on others.

Umpy did not live in Los Vegas and so DR could not have rented a room from him. I forget where in the south Umpy lived but I think it was one of the Carolinas.

DR is one of the biggest elaborate scenario trolls ever if I do dare say

by Anonymousreply 14503/20/2013

R145, Is it possible that "Umpy" was mistaken for a similar nutso poster from Vegas, with extremely serious anger issues? I don't believe "Umpy," if he did/does exist, was on a Vegas police watch list for repeatedly threatening female employees of top Vegas Democratic politicians.

by Anonymousreply 14603/20/2013

Head explodes!

by Anonymousreply 14703/20/2013

I think Umpy lives in South Carolina, but OP thinks he's stalking her. Weirder and weirder

by Anonymousreply 14803/20/2013

R148, I have never, ever been stalked by anyone.

It was a simple mistake, when I 1st got on DL, to mix up "Umpy" with the meanie, whom the police and at least 1 Vegas Judge, have labeled extremely dangerous, a women-hater and abuser. There are a few angry posters on DL who have repeatedly tried to embarrass me, along with many brilliant, funny and kind and supportive and caring men and women.

by Anonymousreply 14903/20/2013

IF it is this D-R woman, she has a lot of issues

by Anonymousreply 15003/20/2013

Stop fucking saying meanie, you sound like a mentally retarded fourth grader. Can you link to all the supportive and caring posts? All I have seen are people telling you to take your story somewhere else as it sounds bogus.

by Anonymousreply 15103/20/2013

Davida Rochelle.

by Anonymousreply 15203/20/2013

r136, if we type her real name DL changes it to [..] [..]

She was here previously and we discovered her craziness, she threatened to sue DL and her name is now verboten.

New Rochelle

by Anonymousreply 15303/20/2013

THIS is why I love DL.

Truly a haven for nuts like the OP.

by Anonymousreply 15403/20/2013

Youve made that journey from Milan to Minsk Davida Roshelle

by Anonymousreply 15503/20/2013

Ha, ha r155, I love that movie about one woman's erotic journey..

by Anonymousreply 15603/20/2013

I haven't laughed so hard since the 'turkey meatballs and a towel' thread. God, I love DL!

by Anonymousreply 15703/20/2013

OP = Adrienne Maaloof from RHOBH

by Anonymousreply 15803/20/2013

Lady with the poopy shoe, I'll be your friend.

by Anonymousreply 15903/21/2013

You can type her name visibly by putting a space in between each letter of her name.

by Anonymousreply 16003/21/2013

Thanks to an awesome post by a poster I won't name so she doesn't sue him, we know the first name.

by Anonymousreply 16103/21/2013

What is it?

by Anonymousreply 16203/21/2013

It's a roach motel, without the mot.

by Anonymousreply 16303/21/2013

Ok got it R163...she sure likes those frivolous lawsuits. What a shyster.

by Anonymousreply 16403/21/2013

Thanks for the clues. Finally figured out who you were talking about.

by Anonymousreply 16503/21/2013

Oh good r165. I guess the name is verboten to even be typed out.

by Anonymousreply 16603/21/2013

[quote]Sorry you don't like the shoes; my boyfriend loves them.

The most unlikely aspect of this whole fantastical story is the notion that D-R has a boyfriend. I'd believe that Bellagio housekeepers are highly-paid before I'd buy that.

by Anonymousreply 16703/21/2013

Yeah r167, the boyfriend thing was idiotic. Like any dude would appreciate non fuck me shoes, especially brown satin ones with a bow. That bf thing was just thrown in for those of us who don't have bfs, like wow, she got a bf, she must be suing someone right. It's totally irrelevant. Anyhow he probably lives in Niagara Falls.

by Anonymousreply 16803/21/2013

Bump

by Anonymousreply 16903/21/2013

Agree about the shoes, no man is going to "love them". Agree there is no man, have you seen D-R's pic?

by Anonymousreply 17003/21/2013

Lol I have r170, and hell, she may have a dude but he would be the type of dude that would love her shoes so not really bragworthy.

by Anonymousreply 17103/21/2013

Among the other important lessons on this thread, OP, I hope you have also learned the following:

1) NEVER put anything on a restroom floor, that's fucking disgusting even without flowing brown poop water!

2) Next time you're sitting on a toilet and brown poop water starts flowing towards you, LIFT YOUR FUCKING FEET UP OFF THE GROUND. Hell, if this had happened to me, I would've lifted up my feet and kept them in the air while using my cell to CALL THE HOTEL MANAGEMENT TO "RESCUE" ME. And if I didn't have my cell, or it was dead or I couldn't get a signal or whatever, I would've just sat there with my feet in the air and yelled for help!

Although, come to think of it, if you'd done that, then you couldn't have sued the hotel for a MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS, could you?

by Anonymousreply 17203/22/2013

Well I made out pretty good by slipping on some pee-pee at the Costco so I guess I can see why you'd do it. Next time when you bring the poop make it less brown.

by Anonymousreply 17303/22/2013

it's amazing how much $ you can get for one of these bathroom "accidents". Friend of mine travels to Vegas evry couple of months, she has a bathroom slip and fall, or one of her dozen "accidents", gets her trip compted plus a couple of Gs.

Figured when Vegas went all Big Brother these things would be done with, guess it just made them more sneaky.

I could never do it, I'm sure security would take one look at me and know I was guilty.

by Anonymousreply 17403/23/2013

There was a show a while back where a jury was watching a surveillance tape and it showed a guy, right there in the store aisle, practicing how he would slip.

The jury laughed out loud. He lost the case.

by Anonymousreply 17503/23/2013

Miss pooper,

Your story doesn't make any sense.

IF the offending poop came from the toilet next to yours, WHY wouldn't you challenge the maid, when she suggested you "inspect the cubicle"

by Anonymousreply 17603/24/2013

Next time fall down, and call security, then your attorney.

Tina Kolinas

by Anonymousreply 17703/24/2013

Why was this thread allowed to die?

by Anonymousreply 17805/21/2013

Did Bellagio pony up?

by Anonymousreply 17905/22/2013

I have SO missed this thread!

by Anonymousreply 18005/23/2013

This was the thread that convinced me to become a paying member of DL.

by Anonymousreply 18105/23/2013

bump for Mr. Clooney...

by Anonymousreply 18209/18/2014

I'm sorry about the horrendous excrement incident. Where I come from, a tapping satin high heel in the next restroom stall is code for, "I'm having a really boring day. Please unleash a torrential flood of crap onto the floor so that my clothing, shoes, and personal items become awash with filth and may be ruined beyond salvation. I'm hoping for a lot of public humiliation from this, too, so please make it a tsunami!"

by Anonymousreply 18309/18/2014

Are you a boy........or are you a girl?

by Anonymousreply 18409/18/2014

R183 Can you spare a square?

by Anonymousreply 18509/18/2014

It's that mischievous Mr. Hanky , just having a little fun!

by Anonymousreply 18609/18/2014

Did the person have the politeness to even offer you some of the Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears that cleaned out HER colon so thoroughly? So ungenerous.

by Anonymousreply 18709/18/2014

[quote]She was here previously and we discovered her craziness, she threatened to sue DL and her name is now verboten.

She had some other excuse for the ban on her name the other day, though I can't remember what it was anymore.

She's in one of the "psychic" threads right now, calling those of us who don't believe her stories "abusive trolls" who act just like some drunk guy who tried to rape her once.

by Anonymousreply 18809/18/2014

[quote] "She's in one of the "psychic" threads right now, calling those of us who don't believe her stories "abusive trolls" who act just like some drunk guy who tried to rape her once."

That describes us gay guys to a T, doesn't it? Always drunkenly hitting on straight women and raping them willy-nilly.

by Anonymousreply 18909/18/2014

[quote]I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

It's nuts how she starts a thread with the need to claim that she's ready for a lie detector test. Whenever you see that, you know that she's just posting more bullcrap, fairytales, and fiction.

She's a balding cleaning lady at a LV condo, pushing toward her 7th decade. She was desperate to be George Clooney's next beard and it took forever for his security people to convince her that she was too old and not his type.

by Anonymousreply 19009/18/2014

She should have just put the poop in her pocket. That DL poster did it with his cat's shit, and hilarity ensued.

by Anonymousreply 19109/18/2014

If I look as good as she does at 58- in a bikini---I will be pleased.

If we were nicer to her--then she could stop promising to take a lie detector test.

by Anonymousreply 19209/18/2014

A friend of mine faked a slip in the grocery store, and got $6k. He hit himself over the head with a hammer, so that he would have a lump, then went into the ER and acted confused. I went in to pick him up, and the dr said "Your friend has been knocked silly". I still giggle about that.

by Anonymousreply 19309/18/2014

What is it you'd like to happen exactly? Once you figure that out, write to the Bellagio and explain the circumstances. There is a good chance they will do something for you.

by Anonymousreply 19409/18/2014

Flaccida Roachelle, Shit Tsunami Survivor

by Anonymousreply 19509/18/2014

Honestly, R194, do you bother reading threads at all? It is well over a year old and, according to OP, has already been settled. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 19609/18/2014

Looks like another shit tsunami in the making at R196. Batten down the hatches and get the bitch her mood elevators, STAT!

by Anonymousreply 19709/18/2014

It's a shitnado!

by Anonymousreply 19809/18/2014

She has been on other websites claiming to be George Clooney's "secret gf" and "the one he truly loves". Ithin his upcoming wedding has loosened several screws

by Anonymousreply 19909/18/2014

This probably never happened - thus her announcement that she'll take a lie detector test. She got fired from her maid job by Bellagio and this was her shitty way to get back at them.

by Anonymousreply 20009/18/2014

It's her!

Shitty Little Ann!

by Anonymousreply 20109/18/2014

We should organize a "poop-in" at the Bellagio and teach them all a lesson.

by Anonymousreply 20209/18/2014

Rumor has it that she's not welcome at Bellagio. They prefer fired housemaids to stay away.

"I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate."

by Anonymousreply 20309/19/2014

I thought those disgusting chocolate fountains were finally a thing of the past. Along with cakeballs. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 20409/19/2014

you are sick and twisted R204, I think I love you

by Anonymousreply 20509/19/2014

I bet she run the other way if she was ever asked to take a lie detector test her online claims

by Anonymousreply 20609/19/2014

She's almost 60 years old and from her pictures the only shape she's in is round, I doubt she'd do any running at all.

by Anonymousreply 20709/19/2014

This is the BEST thread on Datalounge!

by Anonymousreply 20809/19/2014

[quote]This is the BEST thread on Datalounge!

If you're serious, you'll have to report for a lie detector test before we can believe you. Be there on time and don't poop out on us.

by Anonymousreply 20909/19/2014

[quote]I bet she run the other way if she was ever asked to take a lie detector test her online claims

It would take years to cover all her fabrications.

by Anonymousreply 21009/21/2014

[quote]She's almost 60 years old and from her pictures the only shape she's in is round,

She should change her last name to Rotund, that we could all talk about the town where Rob and Laura Petrie lived.

by Anonymousreply 21109/21/2014

holy shit, the OP is total psycho. she must wreak havoc everywhere she goes. scamming hag - get a life!

by Anonymousreply 21209/22/2014

someone should take a break from the Interwebs...

by Anonymousreply 21309/22/2014

She's trying to get her maids job back at Bellagio. She usually worked overtime on Saturdays cleaning the urinal dividers in all the mens rooms.

by Anonymousreply 21409/24/2014

Those are truly hideous shoes. The shit did you a favor.

by Anonymousreply 21509/24/2014

Ladies and gentlemen the shit shoes

by Anonymousreply 21609/24/2014

Dav!da wore the poopy shoes when she was an Extra in the film "Shitty-Shitty Bang! Bang!"

In case you don't believe me, I'm taking a televised lie detector test next week.

by Anonymousreply 21809/26/2014

Are those pumps? Why didn't she just use them to pump the poop out of her stall?

by Anonymousreply 21910/02/2014

Some reports say she was a maid at the hotel at one time. Others say she was a restroom attendant.

by Anonymousreply 22010/02/2014

She's DL's "Poop! Poop-a-doop Gal."

by Anonymousreply 22110/13/2014

The poopster hasn't been posting on DL for two days. Will she come back tonight with more of her usual bullcrap?

by Anonymousreply 22210/14/2014

She's going to poop her pants again when she sees that someone from another Clooney forum is visiting DL.

by Anonymousreply 22310/23/2014

This is funny from R88 in March 2013:

"I can't believe I found these messages! I work at the Bellagio and I believe that I am the HIGHLY PAID Housekeeper this woman is referring to! I'll make this short and simple. She's a liar. She's the one that made the mess. I know because I just cleaned the bathroom and exited as she entered. She was the only one in there and a few minutes later there was a flood of feces everywhere.

"Second, the reason we did not help her is because she is notorious amongst the Casinos for doing things like this. We refer to her as the Shitty Shoe Bandit."

by Anonymousreply 22410/23/2014

You are a lying sack of shit, r224. This happened to op and she should have sued. And you should have lost your job.

by Anonymousreply 22510/23/2014

So did the OP get reimbursed for the damage to her shoes?!!

by Anonymousreply 22610/26/2014

Should we boycott the Bellagio until they apologize?

by Anonymousreply 22710/26/2014

The Bellagio should apologize to the human race for not locking her up in a cell in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 22810/26/2014

Wasn't she a maid at Bellagio about 20 years ago?

by Anonymousreply 22911/07/2014

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by Anonymousreply 23012/15/2014

The poop was DRY!

by Anonymousreply 23112/15/2014

Did they send Freddy Knuckles to her place to... uh... take care of it?

by Anonymousreply 23212/15/2014

Rumor has it that is was her own poop on the shoes. It's been said that she had explosive diarrhea before she had a chance to sit on the toilet seat.

by Anonymousreply 23312/15/2014

Why is this thread allowed to stay but Shitty Little Ann is deleted?

by Anonymousreply 23412/15/2014

This thread is allowed to stay because R0chelle Kanter gets special attention at DL. You can't even type her name because she's very special.

by Anonymousreply 23512/15/2014

I'll bet Amal Clooney never had poopy shoes.

by Anonymousreply 23612/15/2014

She's started up another huge flood of DARK BROWN FECES in the Amal Alamuddin/Barbara Walters thread. She posted on Daily Mail and Fishwrapper and got caught,

by Anonymousreply 23712/16/2014

bump

by Anonymousreply 23801/10/2015

Rochelle Kanter? You people are insane.

by Anonymousreply 23901/10/2015

If we are, it's because she drove us there R239

by Anonymousreply 24001/10/2015

[quote]I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

This is really funny. R0chelle Kanter may have figured a way to screw with a lie detector test, but there's no way anything she ever posts is "100% true and accurate."

by Anonymousreply 24101/10/2015

Oh man this thread is funny.

by Anonymousreply 24201/10/2015

What's hilarious isn't just the contents of the thread. It was started almost two years ago. DR lives on!

by Anonymousreply 24301/10/2015

[quote]I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

That claim from DR indicates that she made it up. There's no truth to anything she posts when she ends with that claim.

by Anonymousreply 24401/11/2015

Ugh I just hate when this happens. You are very brave OP. Especially regarding the barrister screaming in your face at Starbucks.

by Anonymousreply 24501/11/2015

Did she pull her poo shoes stunt because they wouldn't hire her as a maid at Bellagio?

by Anonymousreply 24601/12/2015

[quote]So did the OP get reimbursed for the damage to her shoes?!!

DNA revealed it was her own poop.

by Anonymousreply 24701/14/2015

That's what I thought...you can ruin your own shoes with the own poop but will the Hotel pay for them?

by Anonymousreply 24801/14/2015

[quote]A friend of mine faked a slip in the grocery store, and got $6k. He hit himself over the head with a hammer, so that he would have a lump, then went into the ER and acted confused. I went in to pick him up, and the dr said "Your friend has been knocked silly". I still giggle about that.

I can't stop laughing at this.

by Anonymousreply 24901/14/2015

Were you ever able to replace those shit shoes?

by Anonymousreply 25001/19/2015

Did she ask her dear friend Kirstie Alley how to remove poop from shoes?

by Anonymousreply 25102/09/2015

Bellagio is trying to reach you D@vida. They have an opening for a ladies room attendant. You can get your old job back.

by Anonymousreply 25202/28/2015

Someone please help this poor woman!

by Anonymousreply 25303/01/2015

Oh, the horror! How did she ever manage to walk out in shitty shoes?

by Anonymousreply 25404/01/2015

So how much $$$ did you get from the Bellagio for shitting on your own shoes and purse?

by Anonymousreply 25505/09/2015

Has this issue finally been resolved?

by Anonymousreply 25605/10/2015

Is this just a coincidence, or did one of you bitches do this? Lol

Either way, this is still one of my favorite threads, can't help but read it from the beginning each time.

by Anonymousreply 25705/10/2015

[quote]Attending an event at Bellagio hotel/casino,

The silly old woman can't remember her tall tales and forgets that her many threads show her to be a consummate bullsh!tter. In another thread, she revealed that she was an employee at Bellagio. The shitty shoe event is probably all fiction. She probably thought it up while cleaning up the mess in the ladies room where she worked.

by Anonymousreply 25805/11/2015

Shit happens...even at the Bellagio.

by Anonymousreply 25905/12/2015

I think she USED to be employed there, R258, and when her services were no longer required, this thread was her revenge.

Not a coincidence, R257. That's D.A. She really was an actress briefly in the early 1990s but never achieved much. Somewhere around here is a screen grab of her as a background extra in "FART: The Movie." She also claims to be the Russian lady in the REM "Losing My Religion" video and I admit it does look a little like her.

by Anonymousreply 26005/12/2015

*D.R. not D.A.

by Anonymousreply 26105/12/2015

[quote]I think she USED to be employed there, and when her services were no longer required, this thread was her revenge.

You're probably right. Her claims in various threads about knowing Steve Wynn probably come from the day he fired her.

She's probably banned in San Diego County so Vegas is stuck with her.

by Anonymousreply 26205/13/2015

Hey Poo Shoes, how much money did you con the Bellagio out of with that stunt?

by Anonymousreply 26305/20/2015

Who's bumping all her threads today? Are they that excited about her "return"?

by Anonymousreply 26405/20/2015

This thread is amazing. I wonder what other scams Clooney Loon has tried to pull.

by Anonymousreply 26505/25/2015

Come back little Shitba!

by Anonymousreply 26605/25/2015

Come back little Shitba!

by Anonymousreply 26705/25/2015

Hey Poo Shoes nice Facebook pic LOL What excuse do you have for those acres of forehead? That old excuse of yours that your weave tracks pulled out your hair isn't gonna work this time. Your hair would have grown back by now.

Face it, you're old, bald and saggy. But you do have those new teeth to be proud of, THOSE are gonna get you a lot new acting jobs.

by Anonymousreply 26806/25/2015

Hey Poo Shoes! How's it going?

by Anonymousreply 26908/03/2015

Classic DL thread. Maybe OP has gotten a poopy handbag to match her shitty shoes.

by Anonymousreply 27008/03/2015

I love this thread, have it bookmarked and read it once in a long while. I just saw that SHE is posting on the Julia Roberts divorce thread. What a crazy bitch she is, and I don't mean Julia.

by Anonymousreply 27108/03/2015

Crazy lady still hasn't gotten over Clooney getting married. Maybe she has brain damage from inhaling all those bathroom fumes?

by Anonymousreply 27208/03/2015

The same thing happened time when I wore my granny shoes to the Bellagio OP

by Anonymousreply 27308/03/2015

Has anyone seen Poo Shoes around here lately?

by Anonymousreply 2747 hours ago

The last time was the Julia Roberts thread, I think. She's too busy stinking up IMDB with a flood of DARK BROWN FECES - apparently she is now claiming Amal is an hermaphrodite

by Anonymousreply 2756 hours ago

Let your obsession go, R274. Be fucking glad she's gone.

by Anonymousreply 2766 hours ago
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