Datalounge-isms that make you chuckle

WHET

Suzanne Summers

Has Susan Dey sent condolences?

Dixie Carter's singing, Dixie Carter full stop.

(and a few IPs were banned for being in Eastern Europe, strange times!)

Hissy fits between two queens about some petty issue that goes on and on and sucks-up and destroys the entire thread.

Lucy was going to be a DLism, but Gary talked her out of it

[quote] and a few IPs were banned for being in Eastern Europe, strange times!

Just one of the many indicia that DL is not Manvox.

La Senatrice

Anything connected to the Senatrice

The Vairst Letty threads

I could kick you in your cunt bone.

You in danger gurl!

the Let's Be threads

Lens Dunham

MARY! always makes me smile.

You bitches be fat and slippin'.

'The homosex goes up into the man.'

Any of the long posts that end with 'and then a marine burst in and fucked both of us.'

I always laugh aloud when someone is kicked in the cunt bone.

Bitch had it coming!

Joel's neighbor

He has a face like a dropped pie

Didi von Cuntington and the New York Social Diaries

Anything blobfish

[quote]The obsession with "foreign trolls", and "Boris & Natasha". Like Russian trolls are posting on this obscure site (but maybe they are)

As has been discussed and concluded MANY times - they aren't posting on DL. We are so tiny that we are not even a blip on their radar.

The "Boris & Natasha" nonsense is used to shut up posters who another poster disagrees with. Pure bullshit and pisses a lot of us off.

Various Vairst Letty posts can give me a good chuckle. I don't get the hate. Some don't land but when there's a good one it can be funny. The womanly ass troll, Darfur O and Mrs Patsy Ramsey in the right opportunity can all give me a good laugh.

Poo Shoes!

Pamela Howard Shriver and James Spencer Courier appearances are always welcome for me.

I always love hearing Vairst lady advice and details of Mealnia’s poosey

Any of the concerned moms work for me.

We’ve had the Team Date Rape Mom, the Wine-filled-Nalgene Team Mom, and the Crotch-Rot Team mom.

Each one uses the Michelle Wolf “For I am a concerned mother” lady voice when I read.

Any Lizsha impersonations

Strange obsession with Henry Cavill to every inch of his body.

Miss Dionne Warwick.

Some confused individuals that hate Republicans but fantasize Paul Ryan and Mike Pence.

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

[quote] HOW IS BABBY FORMED

For you, R27.

[quote]The womanly ass troll,

That’s a blast from the past.

There is nothing hot about Mike Pence. He's mildly attractive for an older sexless closeted gay man who has the personality of a wall.

Oh, Fank you!

Surprise anal

Shit brickhouse

Puny cocklet

Gingham dress

Gun oil

Blame language

Late 50s, but most people guess late 30s

Shopbottom!

I hated Yvonne, but kinda miss her and her whirleybirds.

Poo-shoes

Davida(I know, they're one in the same)

Cheryl(reminds me of Jamie, one of my head steers that just won't go away after all these years)

Umpy!

Baby tastes

Transphobia, tranny panic

Fat whores rejoice

Typing fat

Flyover

Let's be a...

You're a whore, darlin'!

Tom Casiraghi and Tom's Mom(and dad)

"I have sufficient." -Vivian Vance

The Bea Benaderet New Years Eve party made me laugh so hard I wet myself.

"Dat's da suck job!," Vairst Letty, Concerned Team Mom, M vs. G, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, anything MichFest-related.

Dee Plorable

Darfur Orphan

Let's be Lesbian outings can be a riot. The 4th of July thread was hilarious.

"OH DEAR!"

The Vivian Vance option makes me chuckle.

Chris Burrous's disco light rig & massage table.

Tasteful friends

I like blue

Joey, put the god-damned computer away, or I’ll bedazzle your ass!

OP is a butt-hurt Boris still trying to lie about why he’s called a Boris.

OP is called a Boris because he supported the Russian-bribed Donald Trump, who has a history of taking his bankruptcy bailout money from Russian mafiarchs, running criminal rackets with Russian mafiarchs and pursuing a pro-Russian agenda, despite Russia’s atrocities, including the enslavement of Russia’s people, the attempted enslavement of the Ukraine, the attempted coup against the United States, NATO and their national security systems, including elections and the commissioning of bounty hunters to kill U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan.

You chose to become a Russian agent and a traitor when you ignored and supported these crimes of Donald Trump’s. It doesn’t matter where you were born or what nationality you are. It doesn't matter what language you speak. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Russian troll or a Russian pawn.

You choose to be a Boris because you continue to vote for the Republican Party, just like the U.S.-born Natasha cunts pictured below.

You can lie and deny your guilt until you’re blue in the face. The majority sees through you, hates you and will oppose you until we’re blue in the face.

You have nothing but lies and anonymity on your side as a chickenshit keyboard WORM.

The other lie you tell is that DL is too obscure and no one cares what we think.

Muriel has announced we are, indeed infested with foreign trolls who spam propaganda that suits Russia and the Republicans.

And you still haven’t explained why you spend all day, every day preaching right-wing horse-shit to DL like your life and salary depend on it, AKA, a Russian troll farm employee, if “nobody cares what DLers think.”

Clearly, you can’t live without DLers and you desperately need us all to think like you.

Go fuck yourself, Boris the OP.

Can I have your stuff

If you want to know how full of shit the OP is, just look at how many times he's been informed of Donald Trump's collaborations with Russian adversaries of the United States and why he's called a Boris, yet he still plays dumb.

Here's one time his treachery was fully explained to him:

And here's another time he was told clearly why he's a Boris and what crimes Trump is committing with Russia:

And here's another time it was explained:

I fall over laugh-coughing at “He had a hot ass, but he couldn’t live forever”

And here's another time he was made aware of his treason:

And here's another explanation the OP ignored:

So OP can play dumb all he likes.

He knows he's working for Vladimir Putin and he knows he deserves to be called a Boris.

He's a cuck bitch for a loathsome, foreign madman and an American one.

I know many of you hate the shit brickhouse troll, but the "puny cocklet" and the neighbors and townspeople pointing and laughing at the narrator and his brother in gingham dresses being forced to perform degrading dances always crack me up.

Any thread about Lens Dunham or EJ Johnson always cracks me up too, especially if it involves n actuala Daily Mail article giving them exceptionally transparent left-handed compliments about their sartorial choices.

Anything about Lindsey Graham acting like a dainty, fussy Southern belle. It never gets old.

Momma’s mussy is steaming like a hot potato always had me in stitches.

I always chuckle at "DL fave Roxane Gay". Also the Liza ones can be pretty funny, my favourite being the one on the recent Suspiria thread.

SUSHPIRIA, SHTARRING JESSHICA HARPER ASH A SHTUDENT AT A SHINISHTER SHCHOOL FOR WITCHESH!

R58, I have tears running down my cheeks. Brilliant!

Uncle Bottom.

"Present hole" as a response to anyone looking for love advice.

Nothing makes me happier than an unexpected response from Darfur or Patsy.

earrings

caftans

Can someone please explain the origin of "I've had sufficient"?

r64 No. Because the expression is "I have sufficient."

Mine have been mentioned, but I’ll give my reasons.

You FAT WHORE!! cracks me up every time. I think that someone fat and a whore is hilarious.

Present hole gets me too. The absurdity of it usually has me in stitches.

I like blue, signed by Joey Luft. It’s so out of left field usually and I picture this cute, but dumb as a stump guy sitting there thinking he’s adding something to the conversation and everyone does a Bea Arthur double-take.

One that hasn’t been mentioned, the SJW who is “got her eye on you” for something innocuous that could be interpreted another way.

[quote] The ugly lady in tiny shorts, someone post.

Say what now?

These monthly "Airing of the Cliches" threads always make me laugh. At those of you who have boners for Vairst Letty, earrings/caftans, Patsy Ramsey, vicious slapping, and that Lizsha idiocy.

For awhile there was the "my hole is open for business" meme on here. You don't see it that much anymore, but it was so funny.

Vairst Letty has to be in small doses. It can’t be an entire paragraph because with her “accent” it’s too difficult to read quickly.

Liza, too. Sometimes she comes out of nowhere and nails it. Other times it’s trying too hard.

R70 I agree. When their comments are short and well-placed, their hilarious. Otherwise they're just agonizing to try to read; I usually give up after 10 words.

[quote]The "Boris & Natasha" nonsense is used to shut up posters who another poster disagrees with.

It's not that we disagree with you. It's that you've been tricked by memes and radicalized and we're pointing it out for your own good. You're welcome!

[quote]Vairst Letty has to be in small doses.

January 20 can't come too soon. No dose is small enough.

[quote] When their comments are short and well-placed, their hilarious.

Oh, DEAR!

Well I never in all my life!

Hyper-swish Starbucks meth twink

R74 You beat me to it!

I get annoyed with people who get the -isms wrong, like r64, or the person who keeps using "verificata" or the people who say "I'm telling you now so I don't have to tell you later." (It's "so I don't have to tell you THEN.") Or people who keep correcting the Datalounge-required "WHET" to "WEHT."

The predictable “he’s so hawt” one or two responses down on a thread about a despicable human being, usually based on their mug shot or a picture of them getting shoved into the back of a police car.

R78 The thread is about what makes you chuckle not what annoys you.

Just the fact that users can write in any name they wish when they sign their posts cracks me up a lot of the time; just imagining that this place really is filled with celebrities, politicians etc all talking about some really niche topics when done well can be really funny. As a couple of posters say above, when these jokes come out of the blue and feel sort of surreal, those are the best ones.

[quote] As a couple of posters say above, when these jokes come out of the blue

I like blue.

A sarcastic Dorothy Zbornak riposte to Rose after someone posts a particularly stupid question makes me laugh nearly every single time.

To go along with that, r83, when Rose misunderstands something here.

I love her naiveté!

Thanks for the love, DL!

JACKHAMMERS!!!!! WHOO!!!!

The "Concerned Team Mom" signatures often crack me up, but there is one in particular that still makes me laugh. I can't remember the exact topic or the exact signature, but the topic was something about kids being pervy in the bathtub, maybe? Anyway, one of the responses was "Dear Lord in Heaven!" signed "Concerned Up-the-Butt-at-Bath Time Team Mom"!

I'm laughing again just trying to type it!

Snack purses.

I am Melania and snack purse creator. I am also straight and a woman.

Fanks, you fixted my hamburger!

I am a trans woman of color and I invented Datalounge.

[quote] Fanks, you fixted my hamburger!

It’s cheezburger, you FAT WHORE.

There have been trolls, sometime paid, since almost the beginning of the internet---they would go into discussion groups and repeat whatever was on Rush Limbaugh that day. Datalounge would have some appeal because it's a niche--gay board. I've experienced trolls too persistent and consistently obvious not to be paid on more obscure sites. Megan "Jane Galt" McArdle used to troll the Salon Table Talk threads and I'm sure it was part of whatever Koch-funded gig she had in those days.

People who type fat or dial with a pencil.

I use the word ‘domicile’ a lot now, because of the Tina Turner Wall Clock thread.

I still laugh at so stunning! so brave! Especially when applied to Kaitlyn Jenner.

Everyone loves Nico Tortorella! Perhaps because he's non-binary.

Incessant mockery of Miss Lindsay in all her various forms: Lady G, Miss Pitty Pat, the list goes on; I don't know why, but I still laugh when she makes her way into a thread with a wig & a ball gown

Vairst Leddy, but when she's talking shit about Dump's kids feeding Barron in his cage

Matt Gaetz & Nestor fanfic is steadily improving

But here's a joke I don't get: who is in the picture at R85?

[quote] There have been trolls, [bold]sometime paid,[/bold] since almost the beginning of the internet---they would go into discussion groups and repeat whatever was on Rush Limbaugh that day.

Link please

[quote] But here's a joke I don't get: who is in the picture at [R85]?

Oh. My. God!

r97, that's a character named Yvonne from a "Golden Girls" episode where the four housemates take aerobics. She is their instructor, and she first appears in the episode in incredible high spirits, leaping onto the aerobics studio floor shouting, "I'm Yvonne, and this is it!"

John, the nurse from Canada who lives with his mother.

The guy who screams about "grease fires".

St.Louis Cum Dump.

I'm evacuating as i type.

"So young..." -- Luise Rainer/Olivia deHavilland/Norman Lloyd

She's fine! She sends her love!

Maybe we should start this thread over, minus the OP cunt's trolling about us skewering the pro maga trolls here? For explanation, see R46, R48, R49, R50, R52, R53, R54, etc?

The "I finger fucked Suzanne Somers in the fountains at Bellagio" and "Suzanne Somers cured cancer" troll. It makes me chuckle in a Muttley sort of way every god damn time!

And of course anything with Brendad Ickson! Keep it fabulous, honey!

Fat Whores Rejoice!

The prefix to any thread about food.

[quote] The guy who screams about "grease fires".

That’s all of us

Only good news about food, r107, not the bad.

R100, Sophia didn’t go to the aerobics studio.

I always enjoy when Sum Ting Wong checks in.

Helen Lawson

"She Looka Like a Man"--Miss Swan

[quote]The guy who screams about "grease fires".

Excuse me? I am non-binary.

BILL TAYLOR

There was a very lengthy post, maybe six months to a year ago, where a party of plain Jane character actresses and floozies just got out of control. people came up with the most obscure character actors from the 30's through the 70's, and it just got raunchier and funnier as the thread progressed. I try to find it every so often for a good laugh, but there's also a bit of camaraderie between the people who post on at who don't even know each other because they have so much in common in loving these ladies that most people have most likely forgotten.

Of course, there was also the very funny wizard of Oz post that indicated that Miss Gulch had a dildo on her bicycle suit which indicated why she was riding up and down the way she was. That always gives me a laugh too. Right now, humor is very important, and the bickering that goes on here quietly disappears when there's a post where people writing are just being delightfully silly.

Sorry if already mentioned, but I think of “noted heterosexuality Troy Aikman” from some time ago and always chuckle.

Trying again without autocorrect “noted heterosexualist Troy Aikman”.

r116 Are you talking about Bea Benaderet's New Year's party? Or the one where the people had rhyming or similar sounding names?

Most definitely the thread you linked, R119. (Thanks for that -I couldn't find it.)

Adding to the list:

Pics or it didn't happen!

I love whenever someone posts a photo of someone famous with a strange body part (say, a close up of Daphne Zuniga's huge nostrils) and someone invariably posts as Rosemary Woodhouse saying, "What have you done to her nostrils, you maniacs!"

[quote]Are you talking about Bea Benaderet's New Year's party? Or the one where the people had rhyming or similar sounding names?

In the same vein: MARY WICKES ASSAULTED ME!

Further shocking confessions ensued, such as "Mary Grace Canfield gazed lustily upon my nether regions!," "Mabel Albertson roofied me at Skybar in 2003!" and "Reta Shaw forced me to watch her jill off in the costume room of 'The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."'

I like the OG Uncle Bottom (who may have been an iteration of Mama's Mussy). Hysterically stupid.

I always like "notorious pussy-hound (name)" before discussing a flaming and/ or closeted celebrity.

I don't know that any FidoNET or USENET trolls were paid, R92. But I do know the first major troll I ran into was when I was making fun of the Klanners on alt.politics.white-power was back in 1996 -- whoever it was stole a U Penn's professor's email account over the summer to post white power propaganda. It's 23 years later and that kind of thing is now happening on an enormous scale.

I miss PMBT/John. I hope he passes the NCLEX and moved out of his parents’ house to make a good life for himself.

I also love DA SUCK JOB.

Passed the NCLEX ^

WHET non-Sean Cody Brandon?

I always liked "moister than a Little Debbie's snack cake".

I always crack up when I see the poster "PrinCESS-Michael-of-Kent-stroking-her-Bl".

What is she stroking? Her B-L-? Or is she stroking her Bi something? It just makes me laugh that it could be that the name got cut off for having too many characters, but the user kept it in anyway.

Blackamoor brooch, R130.

Lick my shitter

Ahh, the mystery is solved! Thanks R131!

"So young," by the late Miss Olivia dH.

Mrs Patsy Ramsey can be sublime.

It has to be just the right timing and a very succinct, perfectly aimed comment, but there are some comments that have been glorious.

I don’t know why but I laugh every time I read:

“I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker.””

We Bought A Zoo!

Any reference to bitter old queens and/or "hissing" cracks me up. The visuals those phrases conjure up are delicious.

Cheeto dust on the keyboard

Bonnie Franklin’s braless tits and Linda Lavin’s hammy singing. Someone needs to write an off-off Broadway play about those two.

Mitzi

[quote]WHET non-Sean Cody Brandon?

The last we heard, he was in or near Galveston, but that was years ago. Here are Brandon and his much nicer penis. I don't remember why people didn't like him. He's surely better looking than the ridiculous, tiny-dicked person so slobbered over by DL at large. And his cock must be twice as big as SC Brandon's.

"Shopping for groceries is LIKE HELL right now!"

[quote] Bonnie Franklin’s braless tits

Also Karen Ziemba's lopsided tits and Irene Cara's tiny tits.

Also, Ann Romano's anything, especially the SLAPS!

The "Stealth Scat Thread" warnings always crack me up.

Re would have lived longer if she had chuckled like some of you people. Just look how old you've gotten to be.

I say If you're going to fat you might as well be a chuckler, like the OP here.

Me, I snicker. I am snickering now. Chucklers always make me snicker. It's because of how their chins connect to those belly rolls when they shake shake shake in different directions all at once.

Damn, this shit is good. Wish I had snatched more of it.

"Cheeto dust" makes my hongree.

[quote]Also Karen Ziemba's lopsided tits and Irene Cara's tiny tits.

I thought it was Irene Cara's raisin tits.

I am glad that "fat whore!" has taken root at the DL!

Any references to CZJ being a doe-eyed ingenue make me chuckle!

Thank you R149!

Catherine, weren't you "a dewy 29" just a few weeks ago?

She is, and always has been, 35.

Someone posted a hilarious “scat” video of a woman shitting in a store and throwing the turd at the cashier (which might have been fake).

The first response was, “Furiously masturbating as I type this.”

I still laugh at that and use the line all the time in texts.

There was that thread a while back about someone having sex with a guy (on Long Island?) and the OP kept repeating, “in the ass.” In every response.

One of the funniest threads in recent memory. And “In the ass.” Became an DL-ism for a short while.

Has anyone mentioned cagemeat making mama’s mussy moist?

That's [italic]Momma[/italic]'s mussy, r155, and it's the star of r56.

Anything "Joel"

When any advice, from a DLer, involves instructing someone to "Lift up your caftan and present hole"!

For me it’s extra commas.

Where. The. Hell. Is. Joel's Neighbor??

I do still love the whole Vivien Vance thing. The woman was a legend in her own way and deserves her crazy ass spot on the internet.

[quote]Where. The. Hell. Is. Joel's Neighbor??

Fighting extradition from Uzbekistan.

I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN.

When the Man Goes Up Into the Man.

R 163 Every time I read "I'm telling you NOW so that I don't have to tell you THEN" I cry with laughter.

Just DIE already! Usually meant for Madonna.

R100 holy shit now I’m Rose because I thought the aerobics chick was Cousin Geri trying to get fit with Tootie and Nat

[quote]Any references to CZJ being a doe-eyed ingenue make me chuckle!

Same, as do references to Gabrielle Carteris being a wizened senior citizen.

Famed homosexualist.

I don't know her.

Corn? When did I eat corn?

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

Someone referred to Trudie Styler "just cunting around the house like a right proper cunt."

I know someone who chuckled at Datalounge-isms.

And then he died.

Hold me, David. I’m scared.

Gay face for days!

Pillow Princess

I’m sure it’s already been mentioned, but shady Dionne Warwick makes me guffaw.

R158, to complete the art of raising one's caftan and presenting hole, one must also lick their lips and say "yum".

There's something about MARY!

"depraved lush Armie Hammer"