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Datalounge-isms that make you chuckle

The obsession with "foreign trolls", and "Boris & Natasha". Like Russian trolls are posting on this obscure site (but maybe they are)

Sizemeat verificatia

Chrissy Metz (don't know why I find this funny, but I do)

Does [insert]'s pussy stink?

The ugly lady in tiny shorts, someone post.

Am I missing anything, you caftan-wearing kunts?

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Suzanne Summers

Has Susan Dey sent condolences?

Dixie Carter's singing, Dixie Carter full stop.

(and a few IPs were banned for being in Eastern Europe, strange times!)

by Anonymousreply 111/16/2020

Hissy fits between two queens about some petty issue that goes on and on and sucks-up and destroys the entire thread.

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by Anonymousreply 211/16/2020

Lucy was going to be a DLism, but Gary talked her out of it

by Anonymousreply 311/16/2020

[quote] and a few IPs were banned for being in Eastern Europe, strange times!

Just one of the many indicia that DL is not Manvox.

by Anonymousreply 411/16/2020

La Senatrice

by Anonymousreply 511/16/2020

Anything connected to the Senatrice

The Vairst Letty threads

by Anonymousreply 611/16/2020

I could kick you in your cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 711/16/2020

You in danger gurl!

by Anonymousreply 811/16/2020

the Let's Be threads

Lens Dunham

by Anonymousreply 911/16/2020

MARY! always makes me smile.

by Anonymousreply 1011/16/2020

You bitches be fat and slippin'.

by Anonymousreply 1111/16/2020

'The homosex goes up into the man.'

Any of the long posts that end with 'and then a marine burst in and fucked both of us.'

by Anonymousreply 1211/16/2020

I always laugh aloud when someone is kicked in the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 1311/16/2020

Bitch had it coming!

by Anonymousreply 1411/16/2020

Joel's neighbor

by Anonymousreply 1511/16/2020

He has a face like a dropped pie

by Anonymousreply 1611/16/2020

Didi von Cuntington and the New York Social Diaries

by Anonymousreply 1711/16/2020

Anything blobfish

by Anonymousreply 1811/16/2020

[quote]The obsession with "foreign trolls", and "Boris & Natasha". Like Russian trolls are posting on this obscure site (but maybe they are)

As has been discussed and concluded MANY times - they aren't posting on DL. We are so tiny that we are not even a blip on their radar.

The "Boris & Natasha" nonsense is used to shut up posters who another poster disagrees with. Pure bullshit and pisses a lot of us off.

by Anonymousreply 1911/16/2020

Various Vairst Letty posts can give me a good chuckle. I don't get the hate. Some don't land but when there's a good one it can be funny. The womanly ass troll, Darfur O and Mrs Patsy Ramsey in the right opportunity can all give me a good laugh.

by Anonymousreply 2011/16/2020

Poo Shoes!

by Anonymousreply 2111/16/2020

Pamela Howard Shriver and James Spencer Courier appearances are always welcome for me.

by Anonymousreply 2211/16/2020

I always love hearing Vairst lady advice and details of Mealnia’s poosey

by Anonymousreply 2311/16/2020

Any of the concerned moms work for me.

We’ve had the Team Date Rape Mom, the Wine-filled-Nalgene Team Mom, and the Crotch-Rot Team mom.

Each one uses the Michelle Wolf “For I am a concerned mother” lady voice when I read.

by Anonymousreply 2411/16/2020

Any Lizsha impersonations

by Anonymousreply 2511/16/2020

Strange obsession with Henry Cavill to every inch of his body.

Miss Dionne Warwick.

Some confused individuals that hate Republicans but fantasize Paul Ryan and Mike Pence.

by Anonymousreply 2611/16/2020


by Anonymousreply 2711/16/2020


For you, R27.

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by Anonymousreply 2811/16/2020

[quote]The womanly ass troll,

That’s a blast from the past.

by Anonymousreply 2911/16/2020

There is nothing hot about Mike Pence. He's mildly attractive for an older sexless closeted gay man who has the personality of a wall.

by Anonymousreply 3011/16/2020

Oh, Fank you!

by Anonymousreply 3111/16/2020

Surprise anal

by Anonymousreply 3211/16/2020

Shit brickhouse

Puny cocklet

Gingham dress

Gun oil

Blame language

Late 50s, but most people guess late 30s

by Anonymousreply 3311/16/2020


by Anonymousreply 3411/16/2020

I hated Yvonne, but kinda miss her and her whirleybirds.

by Anonymousreply 3511/16/2020


Davida(I know, they're one in the same)

Cheryl(reminds me of Jamie, one of my head steers that just won't go away after all these years)


Baby tastes

Transphobia, tranny panic

Fat whores rejoice

Typing fat


Let's be a...

You're a whore, darlin'!

Tom Casiraghi and Tom's Mom(and dad)

by Anonymousreply 3611/16/2020

"I have sufficient." -Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 3711/16/2020

The Bea Benaderet New Years Eve party made me laugh so hard I wet myself.

by Anonymousreply 3811/16/2020

"Dat's da suck job!," Vairst Letty, Concerned Team Mom, M vs. G, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, anything MichFest-related.

by Anonymousreply 3911/16/2020

Dee Plorable

Darfur Orphan

by Anonymousreply 4011/16/2020

Let's be Lesbian outings can be a riot. The 4th of July thread was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 4111/16/2020


by Anonymousreply 4211/16/2020

The Vivian Vance option makes me chuckle.

Chris Burrous's disco light rig & massage table.

Tasteful friends

by Anonymousreply 4311/16/2020

I like blue

by Anonymousreply 4411/16/2020

Joey, put the god-damned computer away, or I’ll bedazzle your ass!

by Anonymousreply 4511/16/2020

OP is a butt-hurt Boris still trying to lie about why he’s called a Boris.

OP is called a Boris because he supported the Russian-bribed Donald Trump, who has a history of taking his bankruptcy bailout money from Russian mafiarchs, running criminal rackets with Russian mafiarchs and pursuing a pro-Russian agenda, despite Russia’s atrocities, including the enslavement of Russia’s people, the attempted enslavement of the Ukraine, the attempted coup against the United States, NATO and their national security systems, including elections and the commissioning of bounty hunters to kill U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan.

You chose to become a Russian agent and a traitor when you ignored and supported these crimes of Donald Trump’s. It doesn’t matter where you were born or what nationality you are. It doesn't matter what language you speak. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Russian troll or a Russian pawn.

You choose to be a Boris because you continue to vote for the Republican Party, just like the U.S.-born Natasha cunts pictured below.

You can lie and deny your guilt until you’re blue in the face. The majority sees through you, hates you and will oppose you until we’re blue in the face.

You have nothing but lies and anonymity on your side as a chickenshit keyboard WORM.

The other lie you tell is that DL is too obscure and no one cares what we think.

Muriel has announced we are, indeed infested with foreign trolls who spam propaganda that suits Russia and the Republicans.

And you still haven’t explained why you spend all day, every day preaching right-wing horse-shit to DL like your life and salary depend on it, AKA, a Russian troll farm employee, if “nobody cares what DLers think.”

Clearly, you can’t live without DLers and you desperately need us all to think like you.

Go fuck yourself, Boris the OP.

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by Anonymousreply 4611/16/2020

Can I have your stuff

by Anonymousreply 4711/16/2020

If you want to know how full of shit the OP is, just look at how many times he's been informed of Donald Trump's collaborations with Russian adversaries of the United States and why he's called a Boris, yet he still plays dumb.

Here's one time his treachery was fully explained to him:

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by Anonymousreply 4811/16/2020

And here's another time he was told clearly why he's a Boris and what crimes Trump is committing with Russia:

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by Anonymousreply 4911/16/2020

And here's another time it was explained:

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by Anonymousreply 5011/16/2020

I fall over laugh-coughing at “He had a hot ass, but he couldn’t live forever”

by Anonymousreply 5111/16/2020

And here's another time he was made aware of his treason:

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by Anonymousreply 5211/16/2020

And here's another explanation the OP ignored:

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by Anonymousreply 5311/16/2020

So OP can play dumb all he likes.

He knows he's working for Vladimir Putin and he knows he deserves to be called a Boris.

He's a cuck bitch for a loathsome, foreign madman and an American one.

by Anonymousreply 5411/16/2020

I know many of you hate the shit brickhouse troll, but the "puny cocklet" and the neighbors and townspeople pointing and laughing at the narrator and his brother in gingham dresses being forced to perform degrading dances always crack me up.

Any thread about Lens Dunham or EJ Johnson always cracks me up too, especially if it involves n actuala Daily Mail article giving them exceptionally transparent left-handed compliments about their sartorial choices.

Anything about Lindsey Graham acting like a dainty, fussy Southern belle. It never gets old.

by Anonymousreply 5511/16/2020

Momma’s mussy is steaming like a hot potato always had me in stitches.

by Anonymousreply 5611/16/2020

I always chuckle at "DL fave Roxane Gay". Also the Liza ones can be pretty funny, my favourite being the one on the recent Suspiria thread.

by Anonymousreply 5711/16/2020


by Anonymousreply 5811/16/2020

R58, I have tears running down my cheeks. Brilliant!

by Anonymousreply 5911/16/2020

Uncle Bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6011/16/2020

"Present hole" as a response to anyone looking for love advice.

by Anonymousreply 6111/17/2020

Nothing makes me happier than an unexpected response from Darfur or Patsy.

by Anonymousreply 6211/17/2020



by Anonymousreply 6311/17/2020

Can someone please explain the origin of "I've had sufficient"?

by Anonymousreply 6411/17/2020

r64 No. Because the expression is "I have sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 6511/17/2020

Mine have been mentioned, but I’ll give my reasons.

You FAT WHORE!! cracks me up every time. I think that someone fat and a whore is hilarious.

Present hole gets me too. The absurdity of it usually has me in stitches.

I like blue, signed by Joey Luft. It’s so out of left field usually and I picture this cute, but dumb as a stump guy sitting there thinking he’s adding something to the conversation and everyone does a Bea Arthur double-take.

One that hasn’t been mentioned, the SJW who is “got her eye on you” for something innocuous that could be interpreted another way.

by Anonymousreply 6611/17/2020

[quote] The ugly lady in tiny shorts, someone post.

Say what now?

by Anonymousreply 6711/17/2020

These monthly "Airing of the Cliches" threads always make me laugh. At those of you who have boners for Vairst Letty, earrings/caftans, Patsy Ramsey, vicious slapping, and that Lizsha idiocy.

by Anonymousreply 6811/17/2020

For awhile there was the "my hole is open for business" meme on here. You don't see it that much anymore, but it was so funny.

by Anonymousreply 6911/17/2020

Vairst Letty has to be in small doses. It can’t be an entire paragraph because with her “accent” it’s too difficult to read quickly.

Liza, too. Sometimes she comes out of nowhere and nails it. Other times it’s trying too hard.

by Anonymousreply 7011/17/2020

R70 I agree. When their comments are short and well-placed, their hilarious. Otherwise they're just agonizing to try to read; I usually give up after 10 words.

by Anonymousreply 7111/17/2020

[quote]The "Boris & Natasha" nonsense is used to shut up posters who another poster disagrees with.

It's not that we disagree with you. It's that you've been tricked by memes and radicalized and we're pointing it out for your own good. You're welcome!

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by Anonymousreply 7211/17/2020

[quote]Vairst Letty has to be in small doses.

January 20 can't come too soon. No dose is small enough.

by Anonymousreply 7311/17/2020

[quote] When their comments are short and well-placed, their hilarious.


by Anonymousreply 7411/17/2020

Well I never in all my life!

by Anonymousreply 7511/17/2020

Hyper-swish Starbucks meth twink

by Anonymousreply 7611/17/2020

R74 You beat me to it!

by Anonymousreply 7711/17/2020

I get annoyed with people who get the -isms wrong, like r64, or the person who keeps using "verificata" or the people who say "I'm telling you now so I don't have to tell you later." (It's "so I don't have to tell you THEN.") Or people who keep correcting the Datalounge-required "WHET" to "WEHT."

by Anonymousreply 7811/17/2020

The predictable “he’s so hawt” one or two responses down on a thread about a despicable human being, usually based on their mug shot or a picture of them getting shoved into the back of a police car.

by Anonymousreply 7911/17/2020

R78 The thread is about what makes you chuckle not what annoys you.

by Anonymousreply 8011/17/2020

Just the fact that users can write in any name they wish when they sign their posts cracks me up a lot of the time; just imagining that this place really is filled with celebrities, politicians etc all talking about some really niche topics when done well can be really funny. As a couple of posters say above, when these jokes come out of the blue and feel sort of surreal, those are the best ones.

by Anonymousreply 8111/17/2020

[quote] As a couple of posters say above, when these jokes come out of the blue

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 8211/17/2020

A sarcastic Dorothy Zbornak riposte to Rose after someone posts a particularly stupid question makes me laugh nearly every single time.

by Anonymousreply 8311/17/2020

To go along with that, r83, when Rose misunderstands something here.

I love her naiveté!

by Anonymousreply 8411/17/2020

Thanks for the love, DL!


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by Anonymousreply 8511/17/2020

The "Concerned Team Mom" signatures often crack me up, but there is one in particular that still makes me laugh. I can't remember the exact topic or the exact signature, but the topic was something about kids being pervy in the bathtub, maybe? Anyway, one of the responses was "Dear Lord in Heaven!" signed "Concerned Up-the-Butt-at-Bath Time Team Mom"!

I'm laughing again just trying to type it!

by Anonymousreply 8611/17/2020

Snack purses.

by Anonymousreply 8711/17/2020

I am Melania and snack purse creator. I am also straight and a woman.

by Anonymousreply 8811/17/2020

Fanks, you fixted my hamburger!

by Anonymousreply 8911/17/2020

I am a trans woman of color and I invented Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 9011/17/2020

[quote] Fanks, you fixted my hamburger!

It’s cheezburger, you FAT WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 9111/17/2020

There have been trolls, sometime paid, since almost the beginning of the internet---they would go into discussion groups and repeat whatever was on Rush Limbaugh that day. Datalounge would have some appeal because it's a niche--gay board. I've experienced trolls too persistent and consistently obvious not to be paid on more obscure sites. Megan "Jane Galt" McArdle used to troll the Salon Table Talk threads and I'm sure it was part of whatever Koch-funded gig she had in those days.

by Anonymousreply 9211/17/2020

People who type fat or dial with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 9311/17/2020

I use the word ‘domicile’ a lot now, because of the Tina Turner Wall Clock thread.

by Anonymousreply 9411/17/2020

I still laugh at so stunning! so brave! Especially when applied to Kaitlyn Jenner.

by Anonymousreply 9511/17/2020

Everyone loves Nico Tortorella! Perhaps because he's non-binary.

by Anonymousreply 9611/17/2020

Incessant mockery of Miss Lindsay in all her various forms: Lady G, Miss Pitty Pat, the list goes on; I don't know why, but I still laugh when she makes her way into a thread with a wig & a ball gown

Vairst Leddy, but when she's talking shit about Dump's kids feeding Barron in his cage

Matt Gaetz & Nestor fanfic is steadily improving

But here's a joke I don't get: who is in the picture at R85?

by Anonymousreply 9711/17/2020

[quote] There have been trolls, [bold]sometime paid,[/bold] since almost the beginning of the internet---they would go into discussion groups and repeat whatever was on Rush Limbaugh that day.

Link please

by Anonymousreply 9811/17/2020

[quote] But here's a joke I don't get: who is in the picture at [R85]?

Oh. My. God!

by Anonymousreply 9911/17/2020

r97, that's a character named Yvonne from a "Golden Girls" episode where the four housemates take aerobics. She is their instructor, and she first appears in the episode in incredible high spirits, leaping onto the aerobics studio floor shouting, "I'm Yvonne, and this is it!"

by Anonymousreply 10011/17/2020

John, the nurse from Canada who lives with his mother.

The guy who screams about "grease fires".

St.Louis Cum Dump.

by Anonymousreply 10111/17/2020

I'm evacuating as i type.

by Anonymousreply 10211/17/2020

"So young..." -- Luise Rainer/Olivia deHavilland/Norman Lloyd

She's fine! She sends her love!

by Anonymousreply 10311/17/2020

Maybe we should start this thread over, minus the OP cunt's trolling about us skewering the pro maga trolls here? For explanation, see R46, R48, R49, R50, R52, R53, R54, etc?

by Anonymousreply 10411/17/2020

The "I finger fucked Suzanne Somers in the fountains at Bellagio" and "Suzanne Somers cured cancer" troll. It makes me chuckle in a Muttley sort of way every god damn time!

by Anonymousreply 10511/17/2020

And of course anything with Brendad Ickson! Keep it fabulous, honey!

by Anonymousreply 10611/17/2020

Fat Whores Rejoice!

The prefix to any thread about food.

by Anonymousreply 10711/17/2020

[quote] The guy who screams about "grease fires".

That’s all of us

by Anonymousreply 10811/17/2020

Only good news about food, r107, not the bad.

by Anonymousreply 10911/17/2020

R100, Sophia didn’t go to the aerobics studio.

by Anonymousreply 11011/17/2020

I always enjoy when Sum Ting Wong checks in.

by Anonymousreply 11111/17/2020

Helen Lawson

by Anonymousreply 11211/17/2020

"She Looka Like a Man"--Miss Swan

by Anonymousreply 11311/17/2020

[quote]The guy who screams about "grease fires".

Excuse me? I am non-binary.

by Anonymousreply 11411/17/2020


by Anonymousreply 11511/17/2020

There was a very lengthy post, maybe six months to a year ago, where a party of plain Jane character actresses and floozies just got out of control. people came up with the most obscure character actors from the 30's through the 70's, and it just got raunchier and funnier as the thread progressed. I try to find it every so often for a good laugh, but there's also a bit of camaraderie between the people who post on at who don't even know each other because they have so much in common in loving these ladies that most people have most likely forgotten.

Of course, there was also the very funny wizard of Oz post that indicated that Miss Gulch had a dildo on her bicycle suit which indicated why she was riding up and down the way she was. That always gives me a laugh too. Right now, humor is very important, and the bickering that goes on here quietly disappears when there's a post where people writing are just being delightfully silly.

by Anonymousreply 11611/17/2020

Sorry if already mentioned, but I think of “noted heterosexuality Troy Aikman” from some time ago and always chuckle.

by Anonymousreply 11711/17/2020

Trying again without autocorrect “noted heterosexualist Troy Aikman”.

by Anonymousreply 11811/17/2020

r116 Are you talking about Bea Benaderet's New Year's party? Or the one where the people had rhyming or similar sounding names?

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by Anonymousreply 11911/17/2020

Most definitely the thread you linked, R119. (Thanks for that -I couldn't find it.)

Adding to the list:

Pics or it didn't happen!

by Anonymousreply 12011/17/2020

I love whenever someone posts a photo of someone famous with a strange body part (say, a close up of Daphne Zuniga's huge nostrils) and someone invariably posts as Rosemary Woodhouse saying, "What have you done to her nostrils, you maniacs!"

by Anonymousreply 12111/17/2020

[quote]Are you talking about Bea Benaderet's New Year's party? Or the one where the people had rhyming or similar sounding names?


Further shocking confessions ensued, such as "Mary Grace Canfield gazed lustily upon my nether regions!," "Mabel Albertson roofied me at Skybar in 2003!" and "Reta Shaw forced me to watch her jill off in the costume room of 'The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."'

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by Anonymousreply 12211/17/2020

I like the OG Uncle Bottom (who may have been an iteration of Mama's Mussy). Hysterically stupid.

by Anonymousreply 12311/17/2020

I always like "notorious pussy-hound (name)" before discussing a flaming and/ or closeted celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 12411/18/2020

I don't know that any FidoNET or USENET trolls were paid, R92. But I do know the first major troll I ran into was when I was making fun of the Klanners on alt.politics.white-power was back in 1996 -- whoever it was stole a U Penn's professor's email account over the summer to post white power propaganda. It's 23 years later and that kind of thing is now happening on an enormous scale.

by Anonymousreply 12511/18/2020

I miss PMBT/John. I hope he passes the NCLEX and moved out of his parents’ house to make a good life for himself.

I also love DA SUCK JOB.

by Anonymousreply 12611/18/2020

Passed the NCLEX ^

by Anonymousreply 12711/18/2020

WHET non-Sean Cody Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 12811/18/2020

I always liked "moister than a Little Debbie's snack cake".

by Anonymousreply 12911/18/2020

I always crack up when I see the poster "PrinCESS-Michael-of-Kent-stroking-her-Bl".

What is she stroking? Her B-L-? Or is she stroking her Bi something? It just makes me laugh that it could be that the name got cut off for having too many characters, but the user kept it in anyway.

by Anonymousreply 13011/18/2020

Blackamoor brooch, R130.

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by Anonymousreply 13111/18/2020

Lick my shitter

by Anonymousreply 13211/18/2020

Ahh, the mystery is solved! Thanks R131!

by Anonymousreply 13311/18/2020

"So young," by the late Miss Olivia dH.

by Anonymousreply 13411/18/2020

Mrs Patsy Ramsey can be sublime.

It has to be just the right timing and a very succinct, perfectly aimed comment, but there are some comments that have been glorious.

by Anonymousreply 13511/19/2020

I don’t know why but I laugh every time I read:

“I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker.””

by Anonymousreply 13611/19/2020

We Bought A Zoo!

by Anonymousreply 13711/19/2020

Any reference to bitter old queens and/or "hissing" cracks me up. The visuals those phrases conjure up are delicious.

by Anonymousreply 13811/19/2020

Cheeto dust on the keyboard

by Anonymousreply 13911/19/2020

Bonnie Franklin’s braless tits and Linda Lavin’s hammy singing. Someone needs to write an off-off Broadway play about those two.

by Anonymousreply 14011/19/2020


by Anonymousreply 14111/19/2020

[quote]WHET non-Sean Cody Brandon?

The last we heard, he was in or near Galveston, but that was years ago. Here are Brandon and his much nicer penis. I don't remember why people didn't like him. He's surely better looking than the ridiculous, tiny-dicked person so slobbered over by DL at large. And his cock must be twice as big as SC Brandon's.

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by Anonymousreply 14211/19/2020

"Shopping for groceries is LIKE HELL right now!"

by Anonymousreply 14311/19/2020

[quote] Bonnie Franklin’s braless tits

Also Karen Ziemba's lopsided tits and Irene Cara's tiny tits.

Also, Ann Romano's anything, especially the SLAPS!

by Anonymousreply 14411/19/2020

The "Stealth Scat Thread" warnings always crack me up.

by Anonymousreply 14511/19/2020

Re would have lived longer if she had chuckled like some of you people. Just look how old you've gotten to be.

I say If you're going to fat you might as well be a chuckler, like the OP here.

Me, I snicker. I am snickering now. Chucklers always make me snicker. It's because of how their chins connect to those belly rolls when they shake shake shake in different directions all at once.

Damn, this shit is good. Wish I had snatched more of it.

"Cheeto dust" makes my hongree.

by Anonymousreply 14611/19/2020

[quote]Also Karen Ziemba's lopsided tits and Irene Cara's tiny tits.

I thought it was Irene Cara's raisin tits.

by Anonymousreply 14711/19/2020

I am glad that "fat whore!" has taken root at the DL!

by Anonymousreply 14811/19/2020

Any references to CZJ being a doe-eyed ingenue make me chuckle!

by Anonymousreply 14911/19/2020

Thank you R149!

by Anonymousreply 15011/20/2020

Catherine, weren't you "a dewy 29" just a few weeks ago?

by Anonymousreply 15111/20/2020

She is, and always has been, 35.

by Anonymousreply 15211/20/2020

Someone posted a hilarious “scat” video of a woman shitting in a store and throwing the turd at the cashier (which might have been fake).

The first response was, “Furiously masturbating as I type this.”

I still laugh at that and use the line all the time in texts.

by Anonymousreply 15311/20/2020

There was that thread a while back about someone having sex with a guy (on Long Island?) and the OP kept repeating, “in the ass.” In every response.

One of the funniest threads in recent memory. And “In the ass.” Became an DL-ism for a short while.

by Anonymousreply 15411/20/2020

Has anyone mentioned cagemeat making mama’s mussy moist?

by Anonymousreply 15511/20/2020

That's [italic]Momma[/italic]'s mussy, r155, and it's the star of r56.

by Anonymousreply 15611/20/2020

Anything "Joel"

by Anonymousreply 15711/20/2020

When any advice, from a DLer, involves instructing someone to "Lift up your caftan and present hole"!

by Anonymousreply 15811/20/2020

For me it’s extra commas.

by Anonymousreply 15911/20/2020

Where. The. Hell. Is. Joel's Neighbor??

by Anonymousreply 16011/20/2020

I do still love the whole Vivien Vance thing. The woman was a legend in her own way and deserves her crazy ass spot on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 16111/20/2020

[quote]Where. The. Hell. Is. Joel's Neighbor??

Fighting extradition from Uzbekistan.

by Anonymousreply 16211/20/2020

I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN.

by Anonymousreply 16311/20/2020

When the Man Goes Up Into the Man.

by Anonymousreply 16411/20/2020

R 163 Every time I read "I'm telling you NOW so that I don't have to tell you THEN" I cry with laughter.

by Anonymousreply 16511/20/2020

Just DIE already! Usually meant for Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 16611/20/2020

R100 holy shit now I’m Rose because I thought the aerobics chick was Cousin Geri trying to get fit with Tootie and Nat

by Anonymousreply 16711/20/2020

[quote]Any references to CZJ being a doe-eyed ingenue make me chuckle!

Same, as do references to Gabrielle Carteris being a wizened senior citizen.

by Anonymousreply 16811/20/2020

Famed homosexualist.

by Anonymousreply 16911/20/2020

I don't know her.

by Anonymousreply 17011/20/2020

Corn? When did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 17111/20/2020


by Anonymousreply 17211/20/2020

Someone referred to Trudie Styler "just cunting around the house like a right proper cunt."

by Anonymousreply 17311/20/2020

I know someone who chuckled at Datalounge-isms.

And then he died.

by Anonymousreply 17411/21/2020

Hold me, David. I’m scared.

by Anonymousreply 17511/21/2020

Gay face for days!

by Anonymousreply 17611/21/2020

Pillow Princess

by Anonymousreply 17711/21/2020

I’m sure it’s already been mentioned, but shady Dionne Warwick makes me guffaw.

by Anonymousreply 17811/22/2020

R158, to complete the art of raising one's caftan and presenting hole, one must also lick their lips and say "yum".

by Anonymousreply 17911/23/2020

There's something about MARY!

by Anonymousreply 180Last Tuesday at 6:20 AM

"depraved lush Armie Hammer"

by Anonymousreply 181Last Thursday at 11:55 PM
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