Who assaulted you, DL?
MARY WICKES ASSAULTED ME
|by Anonymous||reply 368||October 15, 2021 1:17 AM|
Vivian Vance. And I liked it.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 10, 2017 7:09 PM|
Edna May Oliver. A veritable octopus.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 10, 2017 7:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 10, 2017 7:10 PM|
#MeToo. She lifted her habit on the set of [italic]Sister Act[/italic] and told me, "Eat hearty!" On the upside, this was the genesis of my stunning weight loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 10, 2017 7:10 PM|
Reta Shaw forced me to watch her jill off in the costume room of "The Ghost and Mrs. Muir."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 10, 2017 7:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 10, 2017 7:15 PM|
Mary Pickford once lifted up her skirt and showed me her knees and said, "How you like them apples"
I cried into my pillow later that night.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 10, 2017 7:16 PM|
She diddled me in the styrofoam cove.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 10, 2017 7:28 PM|
Casper Van Dien - and I loved it!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 10, 2017 7:31 PM|
Maudie Prickett demanded I climb under her sensible skirt, and all from that point on was tweed and regret.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 10, 2017 7:34 PM|
R9 The Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 10, 2017 7:36 PM|
"MARY WICKES ASSAULTED ME"
Well, Wickes do like their flamers, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 10, 2017 7:37 PM|
Juliet Mills touched my no-no zone a lot!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 10, 2017 7:44 PM|
Josephine the Plumber did dirty, dirty things to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 10, 2017 7:45 PM|
You loved it didn't you ? Admit it boy !
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 10, 2017 7:47 PM|
Aunt Bea !!!! She covered me with banana pudding and meringue and allowed Floyd the barber to eat it off me !!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 10, 2017 7:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 10, 2017 7:49 PM|
Elsa Lanchester wanted me to dress just like her for 1 day.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 10, 2017 7:50 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 10, 2017 7:51 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 10, 2017 7:52 PM|
She never touched me, liars!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 10, 2017 7:52 PM|
Carmen Miranda sodomized me with one of her bananas
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 10, 2017 7:54 PM|
Ethel Mae Potter forced me to lick her in the twatter.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 10, 2017 7:56 PM|
I was double-teamed by both Darrins!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 10, 2017 7:58 PM|
Elvia Allman tried to take my virtue!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 10, 2017 7:58 PM|
Mary Grace Canfield gazed lustily upon my nether regions!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 10, 2017 8:02 PM|
I assaulted myself when I was standing by Dawn Wells in her short shorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 10, 2017 8:08 PM|
Elizabeth Patterson stuck her hand down my pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 10, 2017 8:08 PM|
Carolyn Appleby. Fingered my hole. Called it a mistake.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 10, 2017 8:14 PM|
Bea Benaderet originated the "fudgy fingers" b-hole assault generations before Jessica Graf was doing it on Big Brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 10, 2017 8:14 PM|
Bea Benaderet originated the "fudgy fingers" b-hole assault generations before Jessica Graf was doing it on Big Brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 10, 2017 8:14 PM|
Shirley Booth masturbated in front of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 10, 2017 8:34 PM|
Harriet MacGibbon forced me to listen to her finger herself on the telephone!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 10, 2017 8:38 PM|
Amzie Strickland, Doris Packer, and Eleanor Audley gang-banged me.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 10, 2017 8:39 PM|
And it fucking HURT!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 10, 2017 8:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 10, 2017 8:43 PM|
Mabel Albertson roofied me at Skybar in 2003.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 10, 2017 8:44 PM|
Sandra Gould ate my balls!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 10, 2017 8:44 PM|
Cheetah wouldn't keep his dirty paws off me!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 10, 2017 8:47 PM|
Martita Hunt tweaked my ear because I brought in her morning tea on a tray too early disturbing her Nude Yoga session while waiting for her call on the Warner Bros set doing 'Route 66'. I was a bit distracted at the time because I also had to service George Maharis and Glenn Corbett.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 10, 2017 8:50 PM|
Wilona slapped it!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 10, 2017 8:52 PM|
Cheerio Meredith pinched me on the but-tox.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 10, 2017 8:53 PM|
Nancy Kulp made me exhibit myself in front of her!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 10, 2017 8:59 PM|
[quote] Ethel Mae Potter forced me to lick her in the twatter.
She tried to assault me, but I told her "I have sufficient."
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 10, 2017 9:05 PM|
I was forced to submit....I had no power against her.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 10, 2017 9:06 PM|
Dora, I suspect you're a treasure!
(Now when you're finished massaging Mother, I can use you.)
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 10, 2017 9:14 PM|
Sorry for the double post—it was my PTSD kicking in. :(
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 10, 2017 9:41 PM|
Aimee Semple McPherson made me get on my knees, and it wasn't to pray.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 10, 2017 9:43 PM|
Mary Jane Croft REPEATEDLY called my home and demanded, "Is this the COCKSUCKER residence?"
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 10, 2017 9:49 PM|
"Elsa Lanchester "
Well, R18, it WOULD be an improvement.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 10, 2017 9:51 PM|
I think Gracie Allen assaulted me but I was so confused afterwards I'm not entirely sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 10, 2017 9:52 PM|
Ann B. Davis made me clean her house.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 10, 2017 9:56 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 10, 2017 10:13 PM|
Bunny Bixler pushed her tennis balls into my.....well, there.
It was GHASTLY.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 10, 2017 10:15 PM|
Spring Byington pegged me all summer, fall, and winter.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 10, 2017 10:28 PM|
Does being sodomized by Arlene Golonka in a Howard Johnson's (restaurant not motel) count?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 10, 2017 10:30 PM|
That horrible Angela Lansbury wouldn’t keep her hands off of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 10, 2017 10:35 PM|
Kathy Bates made me eat Count Chocula with her at 2:00 a.m.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 10, 2017 10:35 PM|
Madge Blake shoved a Batarang up my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 10, 2017 10:36 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 10, 2017 10:39 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 10, 2017 10:39 PM|
Madge put my hand in Palmolive.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 10, 2017 10:44 PM|
Zara Cully pressed her leg against mine for the entire flight from LAX to JFK.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 10, 2017 10:45 PM|
Judith Lowry put a crochet needle in my mussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 10, 2017 10:47 PM|
Ellen Corby got me involved in satanic rituals !!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 10, 2017 10:55 PM|
OMG R32, you too? I got a lemon chiffon pie out of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 10, 2017 10:56 PM|
Weezy Jefferson put her hands at my Centah! And it didn't Help!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 10, 2017 10:58 PM|
Doris Singleton made me watch while she scissored with her daughter MaryAnn!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 10, 2017 11:02 PM|
Reta Shaw made me grope her heaving bosoms. And I creid.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 10, 2017 11:03 PM|
She spiked my drink!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 10, 2017 11:06 PM|
Alice Backes gave me an enema against my will!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 10, 2017 11:08 PM|
Shirley Jones assaulted me and sang the entire time it happened. I'm not sure which was worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 10, 2017 11:08 PM|
Nedra Volz would offer to lick my taint while pleasuring herself. Topless.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 10, 2017 11:10 PM|
Shirley Hemphill taught me how to love again.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 10, 2017 11:10 PM|
Miss Sissy Boodles.
My first (and last) experience with a pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 10, 2017 11:11 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 10, 2017 11:15 PM|
Rose Marie made me use her pubes as dental floss.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 10, 2017 11:16 PM|
Audra Lindley anally molested me with a coat hanger. A wire one.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 10, 2017 11:16 PM|
Cathleen Nesbitt repeatedly violated me while going up and down her Acorn Stairlift.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 10, 2017 11:18 PM|
Ethel Merman made me wear her wig lip sync to her disco album.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 10, 2017 11:18 PM|
Sorry ... forgot the evidence.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 10, 2017 11:18 PM|
I was looking for Mary Treen when Joe Besser gave me such a pinch.
I ran to Sunset Gower to seek solace from Shirley Booth, but I suffered the same fate with her as others above. I was silenced with Parker House Rolls. She was a doozy.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 10, 2017 11:18 PM|
Patsy Kelly drugged me
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 10, 2017 11:24 PM|
Spring Byington hypnotized me into being her love slave!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 10, 2017 11:25 PM|
Lauren Bacall made me go down on her while she yelled out High Point coffee slogans.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 10, 2017 11:26 PM|
LaWanda Page beat me with her purse. Does that count?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 10, 2017 11:29 PM|
Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO took me down to he basement.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 10, 2017 11:39 PM|
June Allyson maid we wear Pamper , I need not go into the details other than I was the "baby", later in life she was able to cash in on her sick fetish !
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 10, 2017 11:39 PM|
She whose name I dare not speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 10, 2017 11:42 PM|
Miss Andy Cohen made me sit through a Watch What Happens Live marathon.
Does that count?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 10, 2017 11:43 PM|
I still can't talk about the night I was kidnapped by Brett Somers. All I can say is that it involved Smirnoff, Marlboro Reds, and a hotel in Encino. I still don't feel clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 10, 2017 11:49 PM|
Damn, funniest thread I've read in a long time. Thanks for cheering me up, DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 10, 2017 11:58 PM|
Irene Tedrow smirked as I wept at the touch of her gardening trowel.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 11, 2017 12:04 AM|
A fully sated Margo Channing enjoyed a smoke afterwards.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 11, 2017 12:08 AM|
Ina Garten gave me a Dutch oven.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 11, 2017 12:09 AM|
I've never spoken about this, until now. I was an extra on "What's Happening". I could sing and my Mother was desperate to get me work. Typical stage mother. She was gonna be a star through me. Then on the last day of rehearsals, that's when it happened. Mabel King lured me into her dressing room. I remember her silky voice, it was like velvet.. 'come here baby, I got some candy for you'. I was so naïve. I walked in. "Your mother told me that you can sing, pretty baby. That you want to be on the Broadway," she said in a whisper. "I'm working on my next play, do you want a part." As she said this, I remember the sound of her housecoat unbuttoning and the sighs she would make after each button came undone... oh God... oh God... I can't go on. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done this. It still too painful.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 11, 2017 12:15 AM|
Rose Marie said I could tie her bow any ol' time
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 11, 2017 12:17 AM|
Mary Astor kept pummeling me while talking about this Falcon, this damn Falcon. Unfortunately it wasn't about the studio, but I still gave her the bird.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 11, 2017 12:18 AM|
Dorothy and Lillian Gish four-fisted my widdle wee-wee and now it's a Carlsbad woo-woo. Clara Bow walked into my dressing room and said I made her look like a virgin.
Now if I don't keep my legs tightly crossed there's an echo on the set and Mr. Griffith hits me with his riding crop and the Bitches Gish laugh. They are MEANIES.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 11, 2017 12:24 AM|
Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
He took my pencil away so that I couldn't use the phone to call for help.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 11, 2017 12:25 AM|
All I can say is I laughed until it hurt.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 11, 2017 12:27 AM|
Irene Ryan forced me to go skinny-dipping with her in the cee-ment pond.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 11, 2017 12:28 AM|
Kaye Ballard. It was hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||November 11, 2017 12:29 AM|
Edna Turnblad forced me to scrub her back in the shower.
I've blocked out what happened after I dropped the soap.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||November 11, 2017 12:33 AM|
Rossy de Palma. That nose is the biggest cock I've ever had.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||November 11, 2017 12:35 AM|
She, she, she would pu, pu, put her pur, pur, purse on her lap and tell me to reach in really deep if I wanted a piece of har, har, hard candy. I didn't know she had a sl, sl, slit in the bottom of the purse!
And as I reached down with my arm in the purse up to my little elbow and she kept yelling, "Rummage!!!! Rummage!!!!" and wriggling around in a scary way.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||November 11, 2017 12:36 AM|
Gangbanged by Eve Arden and Kaye Ballard.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||November 11, 2017 12:41 AM|
That bitch taught me what the term "Lassie Lick" meant in a very naughty way.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||November 11, 2017 12:45 AM|
Got me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||November 11, 2017 12:47 AM|
Licked my shitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||November 11, 2017 12:49 AM|
He kept making me kill that mockingbird.
But it wouldn't stay dead!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||November 11, 2017 12:50 AM|
Olivia forced me to give her a pearl necklace!
|by Anonymous||reply 112||November 11, 2017 12:58 AM|
Virna Lisi had her hands ALL over my little pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||November 11, 2017 12:58 AM|
Ruth McDevitt inserted her parasol into one of my most private of areas!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 11, 2017 12:59 AM|
Polly Holliday kept watch at the door while Linda Lavin grabbed me by the vagina bone as I was trying to exit the restroom.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||November 11, 2017 1:03 AM|
Lucy repeatedly fondled my balls, but I needed the work.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||November 11, 2017 1:09 AM|
STEVIE NICKS KICKED MY DAUGHTER IN THE VAGINA BONE!
|by Anonymous||reply 117||November 11, 2017 1:14 AM|
Charo touched me on the cuchi cuchi.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||November 11, 2017 1:24 AM|
Margaret Dumont greeted me in her hotel room wearing nothing but a strategically placed corsage. How she had it attached, I don't know.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||November 11, 2017 1:34 AM|
Auntie Mame told me to touch her sidecar!
If it's a sidecar, then why was it in the front?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||November 11, 2017 1:36 AM|
I got on the elevator at the Hilton with Constance McCashin, and she let out a horrible, silent but deadly fart, the turned around and made a disgusted face at me to imply to the others that I was the culprit.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||November 11, 2017 1:38 AM|
I did not!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||November 11, 2017 2:00 AM|
How do you think I broke into the business?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||November 11, 2017 2:00 AM|
Nancy Walker kept hiding in my dressing room, waiting to catch in my underwear!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||November 11, 2017 3:55 AM|
The Queen of England exposed her twat to me and sexually harassed me in 1963. I think she might have even tried to rape me.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||November 11, 2017 4:01 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 126||November 11, 2017 4:07 AM|
Hope Summers grabbed my ass at the Craft Services Table and said "mama want some cupcakes". I am still humiliated and traumatized.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||November 11, 2017 4:10 AM|
Doro Merande said my hole tasted dandy.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||November 11, 2017 4:15 AM|
Brett Somers [blanked] Charles Nelson Reilly backstage at the "Match Game" while Richard Dawson slyly winked at them nearby.
Fannie Flagg said that Brett Somers had [blanked] Joyce Bulifant soon after they all went to the powder room between shows.
Knock yourself out, kids!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||November 11, 2017 4:16 AM|
1. outed as straight (hah!)
2. wrapped toilet paper around
|by Anonymous||reply 130||November 11, 2017 4:19 AM|
Donna Douglas never could keep her hands from wandering over my plump, meaty man-ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||November 11, 2017 4:20 AM|
Susan Tolsky wrote me a sternly worded letter.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||November 11, 2017 4:21 AM|
I had sex with Laura Hope Crews . It WAS NOT consensual.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||November 11, 2017 4:26 AM|
Alice Ghostley, mostly.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||November 11, 2017 4:29 AM|
I had sex with Jessica Tandy. l just loved riding Miss Daisy .
|by Anonymous||reply 135||November 11, 2017 4:30 AM|
Jo Anne Worley made my anus sore...ly
|by Anonymous||reply 136||November 11, 2017 4:32 AM|
Lorna Luft molested me.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||November 11, 2017 4:33 AM|
Susan Richardson kept flashing her tits at me when no one else was looking. She couldn't understand that it was always Willie Aames who was my favorite 'friend' on the set.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||November 11, 2017 4:34 AM|
Hyacinth crossed me off her bouquet list.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||November 11, 2017 4:47 AM|
Marie Dressler held me down while Wallace Beery fingered my hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||November 11, 2017 4:52 AM|
Helen Martin made be rub her feet between takes.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||November 11, 2017 4:54 AM|
Molly Snugden made me play with her Pussy, while John Inman watched.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||November 11, 2017 4:55 AM|
The Dishy Vicar's wife pummeled Hyacinth and the show's writers for not even giving her character a fucking name!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||November 11, 2017 4:58 AM|
Maria Ouspenskaya attacked me in a Burger King. Fiercely protective of my private areas, I retorted, "No, you may NOT have it your way!"
|by Anonymous||reply 144||November 11, 2017 4:59 AM|
Margaret Hamilton called me, "her little pretty."
|by Anonymous||reply 145||November 11, 2017 5:00 AM|
Mr. Whipple squeezed my Charmin.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||November 11, 2017 5:02 AM|
In "Thoroughly Modern Millie" Mary Tyler Moore does it with a charming Southern accent. Julie Andrews does it with beads and by tap dancing in an old-fashioned elevator with Mary. But to top them all, Bea Lillie's Mrs. Meers does it with soy sauce.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||November 11, 2017 5:06 AM|
Billy Barty sat on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||November 11, 2017 5:11 AM|
Jim J. Bullock raped me in a van.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||November 11, 2017 5:15 AM|
Viveca Lindfors hit me with a pot!
|by Anonymous||reply 150||November 11, 2017 5:27 AM|
Clara Peller asked me, "where's the beef" and then made me show her. I am so ashamed.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||November 11, 2017 5:39 AM|
Moms Mabley strapped me to a dinette table in her nephew's dirty stinking jockstrap. She told me filthy jokes and if I didn't laugh, she burned me with her cig.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||November 11, 2017 5:50 AM|
Paul Lynde forced into an orgy with him, Charles N. Reilly, Dr.Bombay , Dick Sargent, Jim Nabors, Richard...the guy who played Lumpy's dad. Raymond Burr , Charles Hopper, Liberace, Dom DeLuise , and Merv.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||November 11, 2017 5:51 AM|
The Countess de Lave ployed me with sweet Champagne, then collapsed on top of me in my sleeping car.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||November 11, 2017 5:53 AM|
Mrs. Trumbull repeatedly lifted her housecoat revealing she was wearing no underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||November 11, 2017 5:54 AM|
Mary Jackson and Helen Kleeb forced me to eat M n' M's out of their vaginas. Mary had plain, Helen had peanut.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||November 11, 2017 5:58 AM|
Rosalind Krauss tied me naked to a pole and traced Jeremy Bentham's Panopticon around me in piss yellow chalk. I had to recite Surveiller et punir in perfect French or I got the lash.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||November 11, 2017 5:59 AM|
Dody Goodman tickled my nostrils with her trimmed pubis.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||November 11, 2017 6:01 AM|
Margaret Mead chained me to a boiling hot radiator in her tower office at the Museum of Natural History and invited the negro janitors to urinate on me and the radiator until I passed out from the piss steam.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||November 11, 2017 6:02 AM|
Peggy Cass, she know what she did...
|by Anonymous||reply 160||November 11, 2017 6:05 AM|
I believed all of you until I read the fiction about Nedra Volz. She was famous for having no sex parts. Her body was as smooth as a Barbie.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||November 11, 2017 6:06 AM|
Minerva Urecal chopped me to bits with her hatchet face.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||November 11, 2017 7:22 AM|
Joan Fontaine made me share a double-headed dildo with her, and then she made me suck the end she had been using.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||November 11, 2017 9:48 AM|
Betty White made me clean Bea's Poop off her floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||November 11, 2017 11:42 AM|
William Frawley put a lit cigar up my anus.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||November 11, 2017 1:09 PM|
Avery Schreiber asked me if I wanted a Danny Thomas plate job. I wasn't sure what he meant, but it sounded disturbing so I said no, and never told anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||November 11, 2017 1:12 PM|
Merie Earle eye-raped me at the Pic 'n' Save!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||November 11, 2017 3:25 PM|
Dr. Granny Clampett assaulted me on her fancy eating table after she roofied my rhumatiz medicine during what was supposed to be a routine medical examination.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||November 11, 2017 3:58 PM|
She's Mary Wickessss, she's Mary Wicks, she's Mary Wickesssss, she's Mary Wicks, she's Mary Wickessssss, she's Mary Wicks….et cetera ad infinitum.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||November 11, 2017 4:25 PM|
Mr.Ed, he....it was painful. Suffice it to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||November 11, 2017 4:37 PM|
Thelma Ritter forced me to perform analingus on her!
|by Anonymous||reply 171||November 11, 2017 5:12 PM|
Ayn Rand told me never to speak of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||November 11, 2017 6:04 PM|
Bea Arthur tore up my hole with her beer can thick cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||November 11, 2017 6:40 PM|
Natalie Schaefer forced me to wear a coconut brassiere and jack off onto a pineapple!
|by Anonymous||reply 174||November 11, 2017 6:42 PM|
ZaSu Pitts made it clear: submit to the ministrations of her bony fingers or lose my role as Sailor #3 on "Oh, Susanna!"
|by Anonymous||reply 175||November 11, 2017 6:47 PM|
I have remained silent for much too long. Beverly Archer brought me to her Hancock Park Estate in 1988, gave me a drink, and the next thing I know I am waking up lying on a cardigan and only wearing a pearl necklace. Hollywood Reporter please send someone to interview me.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||November 11, 2017 7:15 PM|
Jaye P. Morgan? Jaye PEE Morgan!
|by Anonymous||reply 177||November 11, 2017 7:22 PM|
r177, I always preferred Jane Morgan.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||November 11, 2017 7:24 PM|
Jane strangled me with you know what. Guess how long it took.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||November 11, 2017 7:33 PM|
Arnold Ziffel stuck his snout up my crotch!
|by Anonymous||reply 180||November 11, 2017 8:01 PM|
The Andrews Sisters and the McGuire Sisters played tug-of-war with me in the middle.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||November 11, 2017 8:03 PM|
I molested Una O'Connor. She never knew what hit her.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||November 11, 2017 8:27 PM|
Darlene Cates made me rim her.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||November 11, 2017 9:03 PM|
Noe Coward was very well-mannered.
He paid me to "model" for him "au naturel" in his private suite. And he kept a safe distance on his divan on the other side of the room.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||November 11, 2017 9:09 PM|
You don't even want to know what Cesar Romero did to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||November 12, 2017 1:56 AM|
Joan Crawford made me clean her....her......common area. With a toothbrush and a can of Bon Ami.
When I wept during the abuse, she told me, "The damned don't cry."
|by Anonymous||reply 186||November 12, 2017 2:00 AM|
Reginald VanGleason the Third and the June Taylor dancers turned me into their love slave.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||November 12, 2017 2:05 AM|
Ann Tyrell forced me to sniff one of Don Porter's used jockstraps!
|by Anonymous||reply 188||November 12, 2017 2:06 AM|
Anna Lee used to threaten to run over my penis with her wheelchair.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||November 12, 2017 2:07 AM|
Kicked me in the cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||November 12, 2017 2:11 AM|
Ms. Swan touched me with her finger.
She told me
"You look like a man."
|by Anonymous||reply 191||November 12, 2017 2:34 AM|
Mae Questel made me soak up her wet spots with Scott Towels.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||November 12, 2017 2:37 AM|
I was assaulted by Allison Hayes-ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 193||November 12, 2017 2:51 AM|
Dee Dee Halls made me her human ashtray
|by Anonymous||reply 194||November 12, 2017 2:52 AM|
Connie Ford snapped my ass with her dishtowel!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||November 12, 2017 2:54 AM|
I can still see her face...
|by Anonymous||reply 196||November 12, 2017 2:57 AM|
Ginger Rogers made me fuck her Thai houseboy on the sequinned side of that mink skirt. I have scars!
|by Anonymous||reply 197||November 12, 2017 2:59 AM|
Elizabeth Taylor used ME as bait!
|by Anonymous||reply 198||November 12, 2017 3:02 AM|
Trump asked me to pee on him but when I said I was pee shy, Melania stepped in to cover for me.
Not only can she pee like a mare at Saratoga but that gal is a good sport and a team player.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||November 12, 2017 3:05 AM|
Ann Miller brained me with a can of All-American Soup because I wouldn't cover her shift on Register Fahr.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||November 12, 2017 3:08 AM|
 Thank the goddess I saw your post!! There's newly discovered video surveillance you might be able to use at trial!
|by Anonymous||reply 201||November 12, 2017 3:08 AM|
I meant that (above) for [R195] : (
|by Anonymous||reply 202||November 12, 2017 3:09 AM|
((In a whisper...))
Eileen Heckart did things to me... unspeakable things...
|by Anonymous||reply 203||November 12, 2017 3:17 AM|
Imagine the heartbreak I felt when I discovered my longtime lover Mrs. Santa Claus was in reality Angela Lansbury.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||November 12, 2017 3:20 AM|
Tessie O'Shea forced me to motorboat her!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||November 12, 2017 3:48 AM|
Totie Fields tried to rape me with her STUMP!
|by Anonymous||reply 206||November 12, 2017 3:49 AM|
Marjorie Main's tobacco-stained tongue flicked expertly in my no-no hole as I begged for mercy.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||November 12, 2017 3:50 AM|
OP, According to Mary, you assaulted HER!
|by Anonymous||reply 208||November 12, 2017 4:01 AM|
I am the real reason Ann Prentiss died in prison
|by Anonymous||reply 209||November 12, 2017 4:10 AM|
Erica Kaned me.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||November 12, 2017 4:17 AM|
I had a fourway with Madeleine Sherwood, Marge Redmond and Shelly Morrison
|by Anonymous||reply 211||November 12, 2017 4:22 AM|
Gladys Cooper forced me to strip naked and then stared at me spitefully. My self-esteem still isn't quite right.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||November 12, 2017 4:25 AM|
Fritzi Burr used me then threw me away like a used Kleenix.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||November 12, 2017 4:30 AM|
Me, Ruth Gordon, and her Oscar statuette ... it wasn't very pretty
|by Anonymous||reply 214||November 12, 2017 4:32 AM|
[[R200]] Ah feel sahry fer yew.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||November 12, 2017 4:44 AM|
Fred Mertz made me give him a gum job when I couldn't make the rent one month.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||November 12, 2017 4:50 AM|
Beulah Bondi bound me in tinsel and made me yell "Clarence!" every time she rang a bell. Nick the bartender helped with the bells.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||November 12, 2017 4:52 AM|
Donald Fucking Asshole Trump has raped the United States. Does that count as assault?
|by Anonymous||reply 218||November 12, 2017 4:58 AM|
I was in a three-day with Mr. &Mrs.Wilson.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||November 12, 2017 5:34 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 220||November 12, 2017 5:39 AM|
three-way(sorry I can't type)
|by Anonymous||reply 221||November 12, 2017 5:44 AM|
The Del Rubio Triplets forced me to lick their boots every time they performed "These Boots Are Made for Lickin'."
|by Anonymous||reply 222||November 12, 2017 5:53 AM|
Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a candlestick!
|by Anonymous||reply 223||November 12, 2017 6:35 AM|
Natalie Schafer forced me to strip naked while she, Dawn Wells, and Tina Louise watched.
Then all three of them peed on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||November 12, 2017 6:36 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 225||November 12, 2017 7:45 AM|
The skipper raped me, while I. begged for The professor to take his. place.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||November 12, 2017 8:03 AM|
Mrs. Danvers was very handsy after she'd had a few snorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||November 12, 2017 8:09 AM|
Oprah. I’m not joking. She is a predator.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||November 12, 2017 9:16 AM|
Elaine Stretch forced me to masturbate in front of her while she sang I'm Still Here!
|by Anonymous||reply 229||November 12, 2017 2:14 PM|
Estelle Winwood made me drink tea out of her douche bag!
|by Anonymous||reply 230||November 12, 2017 3:12 PM|
I was raped by Madame while Wayland Flowers masturbated.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||November 12, 2017 5:27 PM|
Sounds hot, R231.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||November 12, 2017 6:25 PM|
Nancy Sinatra walked all over me in her boots! And then she posed for Playboy! The horror!
|by Anonymous||reply 233||November 12, 2017 7:54 PM|
Lotte Lenya tied me to a chair and forced me at gunpoint to watch her go-go dance to the [italic]From Russia with Love[/ltalic] theme. She gyrated lewdly before me wearing nothing but pasties and a babushka.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||November 12, 2017 8:07 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 235||November 12, 2017 8:08 PM|
Helen Thomas assumed I was a Fox News viewer.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||November 12, 2017 8:36 PM|
Edith Massey called me gauche!
|by Anonymous||reply 237||November 12, 2017 8:41 PM|
Dot Cotton ashed on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||November 12, 2017 8:47 PM|
This one try to pass it off on "demons". NEVER AGAIN!
|by Anonymous||reply 239||November 12, 2017 9:35 PM|
Hermione Baddeley forcibly douched me with Windex and then commanded me, "Hold yer water, ducks."
|by Anonymous||reply 240||November 12, 2017 11:19 PM|
Catherine Nesbitt made made me lick her nipples while we both wore tiaras.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||November 13, 2017 12:28 AM|
Burr Tillstrom fisted us for years, and Fran Allison said nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||November 13, 2017 1:24 AM|
Betty Furness forced me to watch her pleasuring herself while she was sitting on top of a Westinghouse dryer!
|by Anonymous||reply 243||November 13, 2017 2:11 AM|
Eve Arden forced me to watch her lick Kaye Ballard's pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||November 13, 2017 4:40 AM|
Doris Packer forcibly adopted me and changed my first name to FUDGE!
|by Anonymous||reply 245||November 13, 2017 4:16 PM|
Virginia Graham seduced me, then penetrated me with the razor-sharp tip of her one-sided bouffant wing!
|by Anonymous||reply 246||November 13, 2017 4:36 PM|
Norma Varden gave me a titty twister, then sniffed dismissively.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||November 13, 2017 4:42 PM|
Una Merkel penetrated me with foodstuffs from the studio commissary, then smirked.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||November 13, 2017 4:55 PM|
Mr. Nigel Wick fingered me. The friction was so intense, that it ignited my mussy fumes.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||November 13, 2017 4:56 PM|
Dorothy Parker trapped me alone in her apartment and forced me to serve her four martinis...
|by Anonymous||reply 250||November 13, 2017 5:07 PM|
Maud Lewis stripped me naked, painted me, than sold me for $5.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||November 13, 2017 6:04 PM|
Elena Verdugo violated me with a hot churro!
|by Anonymous||reply 252||November 13, 2017 7:50 PM|
Constance Collier destroyed my budding acting career after I rebuffed her lewd advances.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||November 13, 2017 8:17 PM|
Jane Darwell caned me with the handle of her black mahogany umbrella, screeching, "TAKE IT! TAKE IT!"
|by Anonymous||reply 254||November 13, 2017 8:18 PM|
Took me from below.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||November 13, 2017 8:24 PM|
Joan Shawlee forced me to suck off Morey Amsterdam while she sat on the Alan Brady Show set and fingered herself!
|by Anonymous||reply 256||November 14, 2017 12:51 AM|
Rose Marie shoved a bow up my ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 257||November 14, 2017 1:10 AM|
Liz Torres stuck chili peppers up my nose and ass and made me call her mamacita.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||November 14, 2017 1:15 AM|
The same poster, over and over, has killed the thread.
Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||November 14, 2017 1:35 AM|
Who killed it, R259?
|by Anonymous||reply 260||November 14, 2017 2:48 AM|
The Sound of Music nuns taught me how to dance the Virginia Reel, in the nude.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||November 14, 2017 5:05 AM|
Mrs. Sarah Siddons harnessed me to her pony trap and road me hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||November 14, 2017 2:02 PM|
Darlene Shiley and LuEsther T. Mertz threw a PBS tote bag over my head then diddled me repeatedly while insipid pledge break specials played in the background!
|by Anonymous||reply 263||November 14, 2017 3:47 PM|
Lurrne Tuttle sucked my dick while Margaret Hamilton rimmed me.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||November 15, 2017 3:59 AM|
Ann Landers told me to wake up and smell the coffee!
|by Anonymous||reply 265||November 15, 2017 4:03 AM|
Did you know that Hellen Page Camp was into S&M? I didn't but I do now ...
|by Anonymous||reply 266||November 15, 2017 4:32 AM|
I'm suing Ann Morgan Guilbert for sexual harassment.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||November 15, 2017 4:34 AM|
I do know that Shirley Mitchell is into bondage (ouch!) and discipline (owwww) big time
|by Anonymous||reply 268||November 15, 2017 4:36 AM|
Frances Bavier did sex on my bottom. :(
|by Anonymous||reply 269||November 15, 2017 2:09 PM|
Mary Pickford gave me a hard- job, while Buddy Rogers pointed a gun at my head. It wasn't that bad- her Parkinson's had really kicked in.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||November 15, 2017 2:28 PM|
Charlotte Rae forced me to teabag her
|by Anonymous||reply 271||November 15, 2017 2:33 PM|
Sue Ane Langdon made me her sex slave.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||November 15, 2017 2:49 PM|
The real Mrs. Patrick Campbell forced me to read the negative reviews of the last "My Fair Lady" revival out loud while she diddled herself in a pool of warm milk.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||November 15, 2017 2:55 PM|
Jesus groped and finger fucked me.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||November 15, 2017 3:02 PM|
HM The Queen made me eat scones with clotted cream out of her vajayjay.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||November 15, 2017 3:05 PM|
Polly Bergen fucked me with a strap-on and used Oil of the Turtle as lube!
|by Anonymous||reply 276||November 15, 2017 3:08 PM|
Olivia De Havilland forced me to make love to her three times in a row, then masturbate while she ate a box of chocolate macaroons.
This happened last Thursday.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||November 15, 2017 3:12 PM|
[quote]Sue Ane Langdon made me her sex slave.
Hey, you coulda done worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 278||November 15, 2017 4:11 PM|
Mina Kolb violated me with a fishing rod and made me call her "Cap'n Ahab"!
|by Anonymous||reply 279||November 16, 2017 1:17 AM|
They were macarons, R277, not macaroons. You are SUCH a vulgarian.
And that wasn't chocolate. Couldn't you tell when you licked it off my fingers?
|by Anonymous||reply 280||November 16, 2017 1:23 AM|
The Pope pooped on me! Smelled like incense.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||November 16, 2017 6:13 AM|
Made me gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||November 16, 2017 4:03 PM|
Angela Lansbury showed me her bedknobs and gave me surprise anal with a broomstick.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||November 17, 2017 2:09 AM|
R23 brought tears to my eyes....Thank You
|by Anonymous||reply 284||January 10, 2018 1:18 AM|
Mary Grace Canfield did a deep roto root on my plumbing against my will.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||January 10, 2018 1:23 AM|
Re: r249...nice try Cheryl, but 4 fingers and a thumb and wrist does not constitute a "fingering", that's a full on fisting. You loved it.
So, Cheryl, when may I return?
|by Anonymous||reply 286||January 10, 2018 1:24 AM|
Really r283? I trust it was a very nice surprise? Did Madame Angela wear her leathers or the French maid's costume?
|by Anonymous||reply 287||January 10, 2018 1:28 AM|
Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with a candlestick!
|by Anonymous||reply 288||January 10, 2018 2:04 AM|
Rosalind Russell mamed me with Angela Lansbury’s typewriter while Pia Zadora watched with glee.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||January 10, 2018 2:27 AM|
Sylvia Sidney threw an egg cream in my face!
|by Anonymous||reply 290||January 10, 2018 2:34 AM|
Ellen Albertini Dow stole my bottle of Jungle Juice and a rare copy of [italic]Honcho.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 291||January 10, 2018 2:40 AM|
Famous socialite Bunny Bixler shoved three ping pong balls up my ass, then added her fist and began to serve.
It was ghastly, but the best orgasm of my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||January 10, 2018 2:43 AM|
*Sob* Mrs. Slocombe made me ... pet her pussy ....
The horror ... the horror....
|by Anonymous||reply 293||February 25, 2018 3:28 AM|
And she kept on talking about her pussy...
|by Anonymous||reply 294||February 25, 2018 3:33 AM|
Peggy Rea forced me to remove my caftan and then wore it herself!
|by Anonymous||reply 295||February 25, 2018 4:32 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 296||February 25, 2018 5:14 AM|
Minerva Urecal gave me a hot Postum enema and forced me to read her notices from "Exile to Shanghai"!
|by Anonymous||reply 297||February 25, 2018 5:19 AM|
Vera Vague rode me BAREBACK!
|by Anonymous||reply 298||February 25, 2018 6:24 PM|
The Borden Twins forced me to MILK them!
|by Anonymous||reply 299||February 25, 2018 6:30 PM|
ZaSu Pitts bit my tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||March 31, 2018 12:58 PM|
Lurene Tuttle made Norman take a wife
|by Anonymous||reply 301||March 31, 2018 1:18 PM|
Virginia Gregg made me eat an egg.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||March 31, 2018 1:20 PM|
bitch was on match game this week on gsn.
|by Anonymous||reply 303||March 31, 2018 1:27 PM|
Can you imagine how loose MW's pussy is?
|by Anonymous||reply 304||May 16, 2018 7:10 AM|
Do you remember Una Merkel?
Una used to say, "A smirk'll
Serve you well when you're deflowering
Some bad boy when he's a-cowering
Or if spanking is to your taste,
Do it wanking, and in poor taste."
|by Anonymous||reply 305||May 16, 2018 8:27 AM|
Got her kicks
On Rte 66
(But not from pricks).
|by Anonymous||reply 306||May 16, 2018 9:18 AM|
Noele Gordon lobbed haggis at me whilst in the nude!
|by Anonymous||reply 307||December 24, 2019 11:19 PM|
Jared Leto assulted me with this. I LOVED it! And the inflamed forskin cushioned the ballistic impact.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||December 24, 2019 11:53 PM|
I got fisted by Ruta Lee at the Casa Mañana in Fort Worth, TX!
|by Anonymous||reply 309||February 3, 2020 5:34 PM|
Meg Wyllie made me eat Nestley Crunch Bars while she painted pictures of bloody childbirth and screamed obscenities when my friend picked up her intercom system, telling him, "This ain't the fucking Copacabana!" She then told everybody that I was afraid of clowns and couldn't piss anywhere but at home.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||February 3, 2020 7:02 PM|
After years of therapy...
One day on the set, I leaned over and she "Lureen Tuttled" me...
|by Anonymous||reply 311||February 4, 2020 1:04 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 312||February 4, 2020 1:06 AM|
Ruth Gordon slipped me a brew of tannis root before she slipped me a ten-inch silver dildo cast from Valentino's cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||November 19, 2020 3:33 AM|
Marjorie Main AND Thelma Ritter.
|by Anonymous||reply 314||November 19, 2020 3:38 AM|
Margaret Hamilton put a spell on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 315||November 19, 2020 4:00 AM|
Donna Reed made me make her scrambled eggs after a night in Mexico, and then kicked me in the cuntbone.
|by Anonymous||reply 316||November 19, 2020 4:13 AM|
Pert Kelton got me drunk on Irish whiskey and molested me repeatedly. Repeatedly!
|by Anonymous||reply 317||November 19, 2020 4:15 AM|
I'm forming a survivors group. It will be called Counselors United Nationally To end Fear, Anger and Child Exploitation. I invite all of you to become charter members.
|by Anonymous||reply 318||November 23, 2020 3:25 AM|
Only on DL would a post titled "MARY WICKES ASSAULTED ME" get 318 replies. GO GIRLS!
|by Anonymous||reply 319||November 23, 2020 3:34 AM|
Will Maria von Trapp be your patron saint, r318?
|by Anonymous||reply 320||November 23, 2020 3:37 AM|
Mary Wickes was a big old bull dagger who shoved me into a cubicle in the lady's room at the Brown Derby and diddled my clit while holding her other hand over my mouth so I could not scream. A wretched dyke. Who, nevertheless, could do a mean twirl of her index finger.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||November 23, 2020 3:39 AM|
Thank you for the best laugh I've had in days, R320!
|by Anonymous||reply 322||November 23, 2020 3:39 AM|
Words of wisdom for those who have been assaulted.
|by Anonymous||reply 323||November 23, 2020 3:42 AM|
Mitzi McCall violated me with Charlie Brill's cigar butt AND disrespected my pronouns!
|by Anonymous||reply 324||November 23, 2020 9:18 PM|
Burns and bruises I could handle -But disrespecting my pronouns? That's just beyond the pale!
|by Anonymous||reply 325||November 24, 2020 1:08 AM|
May Robson questioned my manhood!
|by Anonymous||reply 326||November 24, 2020 1:28 AM|
Extenuating circumstances, R326...
|by Anonymous||reply 327||November 24, 2020 1:31 AM|
Patsy Kelly gave me the Tallulah Bankhead Special.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||November 24, 2020 1:37 AM|
[quote]Mitzi McCall violated me with Charlie Brill's cigar butt AND disrespected my pronouns!
You got off easy. She violated me with Charlie Brill's ACTUAL butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||November 24, 2020 1:42 AM|
Agnes Moorehead locked me in her basement and read Bible verses to me for hours and hours every night. I wouldn't be here today if I hadn't been rescued by Paul Lynde. But that's another story.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||November 25, 2020 5:47 AM|
Jo Ann Castle beat me into submission with her color coordinated rag time pianos.
Color. Light. Line. Design. I learned it all from Jo Ann Castle.
|by Anonymous||reply 331||November 25, 2020 12:47 PM|
Oh, that triggered me, r331. Jo Ann Castle and Myron Floren once duct taped me to a sheet of plywood and violated me with pickles.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||November 25, 2020 7:17 PM|
It's time. I can finally tell you about Bette Davis and the wire coat hangers . Crawford was a rank amateur.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||December 9, 2020 11:20 PM|
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND MARSHA HUNT COMES FORWARD WITH SHOCKING PENN STATE ASSAULT ALLEGATION!
"I too was assaulted by the Penn State Football Staff & Players" *said 103 year old Miss Hunt, while choking back tears.* It all happened in 1980, when I was a naive young waif of 63. During halftime I wandered into the locker room, hoping to obtain a few autographed footballs for my grandsons. When I shared my request with Coach Sandusky, he crudely replied "Sure Lady. Now what are you going to do about THESE balls?" Immediately flushed, I tried to run out of that locker room as fast as I could! But before I could escape, I was grasped by two terribly strong hands. And that's all I care to share at the moment. Let's just say that I hadn't been rocked to & fro like that since those frequent closed-door "Producer Auditions" at MGM!"
|by Anonymous||reply 334||December 9, 2020 11:31 PM|
Ena Sharples cut a loud fart in my vicinity
|by Anonymous||reply 335||December 9, 2020 11:56 PM|
Harriett MacGibbon wore the same dress i did out of spite.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||December 10, 2020 12:13 AM|
Mrs. Garrett taught me the REAL facts of life.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||December 10, 2020 1:43 AM|
Minerva Urecal gave me an Ovaltine enema!
|by Anonymous||reply 338||December 10, 2020 1:52 AM|
Well, look at her, R338. She's not likely to give you the clap.
|by Anonymous||reply 339||December 10, 2020 2:05 AM|
Charlie Chaplin jumped out of the bushes and made me eat his muffin.
|by Anonymous||reply 340||December 10, 2020 2:21 AM|
Elvia Allman expressed her anal glands on my sofa AND criticized my collection of milk glass!
|by Anonymous||reply 341||December 10, 2020 11:39 PM|
Jackie Joseph farted into a balloon and mailed it to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 342||December 11, 2020 12:22 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 343||December 11, 2020 12:25 AM|
Jesslyn Fax made me do the hokey pokey and spun me all about. Then she laughed.
|by Anonymous||reply 344||December 11, 2020 12:46 AM|
Kathleen Freeman made me wear her bathing suit.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||December 11, 2020 12:48 AM|
Kathleen Freeman once tied me to a chair and force me to watch her eat out Mary Wickes. Afterward, she licked my face and stuck her tongue in my mouth. When I puked, she laughed and said I'd have to sit there until it was completely dry.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||December 24, 2020 2:43 AM|
MARY'S DICK ASSAULTED ME
|by Anonymous||reply 347||March 6, 2021 3:21 AM|
The Temptations and The Four Tops!
|by Anonymous||reply 348||March 6, 2021 4:17 AM|
Uncle Joe approached me rather slow, reaching for my junction.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||March 6, 2021 5:32 AM|
Florence “The Master” Bates had the best hand in the biz.
|by Anonymous||reply 350||March 6, 2021 7:11 AM|
[quote] That horrible Angela Lansbury wouldn’t keep her hands off of me.
If you think I'm horrible, then you should see what Tessie O'Shea could really do with a ukulele in the Disney dressing room.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||March 6, 2021 7:24 AM|
Helen Twelvetrees gave me Dutch elm disease.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||March 6, 2021 12:51 PM|
Tiger Woods mauled me!
|by Anonymous||reply 353||March 6, 2021 4:56 PM|
Marjorie Mains forced me to cook eggs and make biscuits.
|by Anonymous||reply 354||March 6, 2021 5:09 PM|
And Percy Kilbride forced me to eat Marjorie's biscuits!
|by Anonymous||reply 355||March 6, 2021 5:13 PM|
Liberace , invaded my mussy with a Candleabra .
|by Anonymous||reply 356||March 6, 2021 5:15 PM|
Tiger Woods fell asleep on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 357||March 6, 2021 7:08 PM|
Betty Comden tickled my ivories and then my unmentionables!
|by Anonymous||reply 358||March 6, 2021 7:11 PM|
Phyllis Newman caused an ugly scene when she wouldn't stop laughing.
|by Anonymous||reply 359||March 6, 2021 7:34 PM|
Nanette Fabray touched me in my no-no place.
|by Anonymous||reply 360||March 6, 2021 7:46 PM|
R360 But what about her monkeys?
|by Anonymous||reply 361||March 6, 2021 7:51 PM|
Cornell Borchers pissed in my sink and derided my collection of Fiestaware!
|by Anonymous||reply 362||March 6, 2021 8:29 PM|
Virginia Graham once assaulted me on the street in NYC. It was in the mid 80s and I was walking up the street next to the Helmsley Palace. I noticed a limo pulled up and stopped several feet ahead of me. As I got close the chauffeur opened the rear door and La Graham got out with her back towards me just as I was next to the car. She was wearing a floor length red cape and she swung around, arm outstretched holding the cape and completely engulfed me in it. I started laughing, she started laughing, and the chauffeur started laughing. She was very sweet about it as we untangled and I went on my way.
|by Anonymous||reply 363||March 6, 2021 8:40 PM|
Carole Shelley slapped me and called me Shirley!
|by Anonymous||reply 364||March 6, 2021 8:55 PM|
Shirley Maclaine knocked me down in a theatre lobby.
|by Anonymous||reply 365||March 6, 2021 9:44 PM|
Hattie Jacques sat on me while eating bacon butties and screaming "BOB'S YER UNCLE!"
|by Anonymous||reply 366||October 14, 2021 12:37 AM|
Miss Dunaway threw her salad at my feet.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||October 14, 2021 12:40 AM|
Better than throwing it in your face, R367. Forks hurt.
|by Anonymous||reply 368||October 15, 2021 1:17 AM|