I'm a new member to the Data Lounge

Die in a grease fire, OP.

Run.

Hi Baby! I'm the Welcome Wagon here to greet you and help you present your hole to fellow members. What size are you in all directions?

You'd look better if you dropped 20 pounds.

"Gay men are often quite cruel to each other"

Do not -- do NOT -- correct someone's use of WHET. That way madness lies.

Are you 30 but look 21?

ROCCO RITCHIE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE

WE ALL LOVE ROCCO RITCHIE

Don't drain pasta.

ROCCO IS KING

If you’re worth less than $10 million, you will be relentlessly mocked.

[quote] Are you 30 but look 21?

Are you 18 but look 15?

Smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

Go North.

Are you 15 but look 12?

We already hate you.

Trans is a plot to eradicate gay men from the world.

Sorry to break it to you, Toots, but signing up doesn’t mean jack squat.

You’re on probation until further notice.

Present cock.

The fastest way to acquire enemies here? Use the term "veggies" in a sentence!

Just so you know, Datalounge doesn't go for booze and dope.

Rule #1: Don’t start a thread asking what you should or shouldn’t do! Observe, read, then post.

If you're from flyoverstan you may as well throw yourself into a grease fire.

Beware the Oh, dear troll!

Please do take everything here seriously and deeply personally, and react accordingly.

I'm the correct answer to every poll.

If you post on a topic that has already been discussed here, at any time since 1995, you are WORSE THAN HITLER.

Misogyny? Check! Anti-trans? Check! Think all Hollywood men are gay? Check! If you are all these things welcome home sweetie.

DL is a homophopic hub. An internalized one apparently.

There’s basically no moderation - you can say anything you want, no matter how batshit insane.

Just don't post about you know what, or else!!

[quote] The fastest way to acquire enemies here? Use the term "veggies" in a sentence

Or “fruit and veg”. That is equally heinous.

MY PUSSY STINKS!

Familiarize yourself with oeuvre of Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin if you want to really engage with us.

Be sure to describe food as "delish" and throw in a "yummers!" if the meal was especially satisfying!

I thought the Rocco posts above were parody, but they're actually from the Rocco troll.

For starters, click on the link below. Study all the important words, phrases and memes, their origin, meaning and correct usages.

Learn that it's DATALOUNGE, not "Data Lounge."

[quote]Be sure to describe food as "delish" and throw in a "yummers!" if the meal was especially satisfying!

And after doing so, don't forget to slap on that grand rhetorical finish: "Jealous, bitches?"

No one rang for you, OP!

I have two words for you:

ROCCO. RITCHIE.

I was molested.

Replies in a "Let's be..." thread always start with either "I'm" or "We're."

Get used to misogyny, slut-shaming, transphobia, homophobia, resentment towards happily living out gay men, ageism, you name it.

best ass

I like blue.

Don't forget to hate on lesbians, believe all of them look like Rosie O'Donnell.

You might want to check out a site called Lipstick Alley as there's a fair amount of overlap between here and there it seems.

Ah, yes, R49, every damn time someone shows themselves as a "lesbian", DLers will be instinctively enraged. It's in our nature.

I hope you have every script memorized from the Golden Girls and Ab Fab. If not, more than half the references here will go over your head.

1. Start threads about murders and killers and try hard to turn this place into gore.com

2. Start threads that only women would start ie. eg. about children, breast feeding and having drinky=poos with your besties

3. Trash anything remotely gay oriented

4. Post stupid comments that you believe are witty and funny

5. Post memes that have been done to death but you just discovered recently and think are still fresh and hip

Eldergays here are brutal

[quote] Trans is a plot to eradicate gay men from the world. —99% of the posts here about trans

This is true, it cannot be denied! We lose members everyday. I still mourn Bruce. Nevertheless Op, we are still waiting for you to present hole, officially.

Remember who DLers inordinately adore—the one and only Caitlyn Jenner!

Op, are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?

@r47, nobody is going to get hot and bothered over a 21 year old guy who wears mom jeans

R51 they are family, but they all still look like Rosie O'Donnell.

You must have an opinion on whether or not French Canadian men like Justin Trudeau are cut or un cut.

Hey, this is a lot of fun! I haven't laughed so hard for moths. Are you guys always this friendly and funny?

[quote] I haven't laughed so hard for moths.

Oh dear!

[quote]Learn how to quote.

Oh, boy, definitely not the "funny" part

If you just so happen to have any monthly in-store GAP playlists from 1990 - 2006, please do share them with the GAP Playlists Guy.

[quote] Are you guys always this friendly and funny?

We will turn on you on a dime. Beware.

R62 it was only a matter of seconds that our resident Oh Dear cunt showed up.

Come to Manvox. We’re nicer.

If you'd read the damn Datalounge manual, you would not have to pester us here.

Str8 “gay for pay” guys are the hottest porn stars, but any gay man who fucks an FTM is a traitor.

The Datalounge has no spellcheck! And you can't take anything back you say. And in 3 years it will be hacked and we all lose our careers in government and education.

Fake Oh, dear trolls, fuck off. Typos do not count, you idiots.

Feel free to DM other posters.

We have a thread with approximately 500 posts discussing whether Zachary Quinto is cut or uncut

R68 is correct.

R70 no cunt we hate both equally you lying cunt. Only the bi and tranny cunts who think they are allowed here defend Gay For Pay narcissistic fuckers.

R76 Get help!

[quote] Don't forget to hate on lesbians, believe all of them look like Rosie O'Donnell.

You mean they don't?

OP visit any thread and if you see one negative comment immediately post multiple negative comments to appear funny and witty. Do your best to drive away anyone who doesn't start threads about Timothee Chalamet, SITC, random killings, or flat out racist shit. That's the goal of the garbage that has taken over DL lately.

r78 No, some look like Rosie O'Donnell in a wig.

R76 = Matthew “Banned from Twitter” Anscher, who is still allowed to post here for some reason.

I can tell it’s him because he’s about to call me a shit-eating Nazi pedophile.

Knowing every daytime soap actor, and character(s) played, from the 1970s and 80s would be a big help, too, OP.

OP gather up all your innate wit and wisdom and toss them out the window. Then start posting.

This is why you shouldn’t ask.

Do not take anything personally or seriously

You'll often wonder how Ruth Madoff can survive on $1.9M in CT.

R74 Is he though?

R77 R81 the door is to your left BTQ+ cunt. In case you don't know already, this is a GAY WEBSITE CUNTS. You think you are welcome in gay spaces but you aren't CUNTS.

[quote] Ah, yes, [R49], every damn time someone shows themselves as a "lesbian", DLers will be instinctively enraged. It's in our nature.—what happened to "they're family"

R51 Yes, we're family. You just scare the hell out of us, that's all.

Hush gurls, play nice for our new member. BTW, did anyone remember to let Rose out of her room?

[quote] I hope you have every script memorized from the Golden Girls and Ab Fab. If not, more than half the references here will go over your head.

Yes, Rose, that's why we bought you a catcher's mitt!

Learn how to post like Liza.

[quote] Eldergays here are brutal

More like: Eldergays here are brutal-IZED!

There’s some poor orphan from Luxor or Dakar, or some African country that likes to brag about his minimalist approach to life always lurking about.

R94 He’s from Darfur, you scummy motherfucker!

DON"T DO ANYTHING!!!

R94 don't bother with nobody!

R61 Moths?

Sounds kinky enough for a place at our little table.

Sometimes a troll appears, as is evidenced by continual posting in a thread about the same thing, whether or not it's germane to the topic. It's very helpful to block them (see the icon to the right of each post, where there's a nonbinary individual being crossed out).

Doing so will block all posts from that nutjob throughout the entire site, which will be a relief to you forever.

Be aware though that the thread watcher may tell you there is a response to view, and the # of replies above may have one more than what you are seeing as the most recent reply number. That means that someone you blocked has posted, and you can't see it.

[quote] Are you guys always this friendly and funny? We will turn on you on a dime. Beware.

We love fresh meat and we will rip out and eat the heart of anyone who tries to be better than the pond scum you are and always will be.

Welcome to the DataLounge.....you fat whore!

Seriously. OP - take everything here with a grain of salt.

There are fun corners, you just have to find them.

[quote] Fake Oh, dear trolls, fuck off. Typos do not cunt, you idiots.

If it is written, let it be cunted!

Oh DEAR!

Once in a blue moon, a DLer will say something so thoughtful or profound that it will sustain you through the mud slinging that goes on the rest of the time.

Please don't mention your "bisexual phase" in college. You will be eviscerated for being a fraud and liar!!!!

Any mention of Duke's or Hellmans mayonnaise will lead to gunplay and tears.

The Datalounge corporate office is located in Wrigleyville. Just FYI.

Don't forget to breath.

Er, breathe....

[quote]Come to Manvox. We’re nicer.

How long has that place been out of commission?

I knew someone who was a new member to the Datalounge.

And then he died.

What are you talking about, R110? I was just over there.

[quote] The Datalounge corporate office is located in Wrigleyville. Just FYI.

It’s in Iowa.

No one here has ever heard of the Dyatlov Pass incident, OP. You should start a new thread to inform fellow members about it and to engender discussion.

Don't you dare rinse your pasta.

Poor, R115.

Use the block function if you like, but there's no need to tell everybody that you have R___ on block!

If you don’t drink, start drinking.

If you do drink, drink more.

You’ll need it.

Or smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.

20% of DL are millennials who are incapable of debate. They prefer abuse.

OP what does it take to make your mussy moist as a Little Debbie snack cake?

Please do not say cage meat...

20% are obsessed with dead women. Or for dead men (like John Payne and Joel McCrea) who were fleetingly beautiful nine decades ago.

Don't ask about Brandon Flynn. He's not worth it.

You'll need to learn why Mary Wickes is a goddess here.

You're not a new member until you've been slapped in the face with a shit bra OP.

You can pray at the altar of Tim Tebow.

I am the resident straight chick. I am either thought of fondly or as a total cunt. I am fine with either.

We ain't got NO MANAGER at Datalounge. Keep your complaints to yourself.

Hisssssssssssss!

You'll need a pencil.

Be sure to tell interlopers THIS IS A GAY SITE!

Mmmyeah. Sometimes this place smells like stinky pussy.

Create stupid posts with titles like "Do You Like Waffles?"

Call everyone a troll. Then hope others chime in so you won't feel like a tinfoil hat loon.

Treat everyone like shit then quietly fume when no one replies in your "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" thread.

DO NOT piss and moan about the fact that 75% of the people here worship actors and singers who have been dead for 50+ years.

Remember all attractive men are either gay or straight but willing to have sex with men. No unattractive ones are.

Always remember that you’re better than this. Drop in once in awhile to make sure the lower classes aren’t planning to overthrow the establishment. Toss them a bon mot and then bounce. Too much time here is detrimental to your health. Trust me, they’ll mess up your hair!

Create stupid threads called, "I don't wash my hands to prevent old person hands in the future."

Insist that all good looking male actors are gay.

Dollar General or Dollar Tree, OP?

I hope you didn't come here expecting a free lunch.

Once around the garden, at least.

Never forget when you enter the lounge to wear caftans, turbans, earrings, teeth and pearls.

Jeffrey usually comes twice around the Garten.

I grew up in the South then went to Washington State in Olympia. Sleater-Kinney went there. It was the riot-grrrl phase. Lesbianism was thought of as being really powerful. A lot of women I knew were strippers by choice. I probably didn’t experiment with girls until I was 20 or older. The first time I kissed a girl was in the backseat of a taxi. We ended up going home together. There were guys in the car, as well. People think girls do this to titillate guys, but I actually think it just made us feel safer, acting as if we were doing it for them — and we definitely had an audience — but we were really doing it for ourselves. Romantically, I’m more aligned with men, but I find women’s bodies more beautiful. For a while, that made me wonder if I were gay. But mostly, it didn’t affect my identity. It didn’t scare me. I was very curious, sexually, and had like a hundred lovers before I was 20. I probably fooled around and made out with around six women in college. I’m still friends with these people and still find them attractive, but we’re not at that point in our lives. I’ve been married for 18 years and have two kids. My husband and I have never strayed, but we did have a hot-tub party where I kissed girls. We had three other couples over and one couple wanted to go further, but the rest of us were like, “Uh-uh. That’s far enough.”

^^^^ And, then there's that troll, whoever that is...

I think she's stating her boundaries?

EWWWWWW! MAKE HER STOP!!!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!

R145, you are in the wrong thread.

Try this one:

Familiarize yourself with the term mincing prisspot. It explains a lot here.

Cry as you type. We insist. Do it! Welcome, OP. These are the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people on the internet. Of course I am a bit biased, but it is true. They will apologize after they draw blood. Just kidding.

R145, this isn’t “V” for Vendetta.

[quote] You can pray at the altar of Tim Tebow.

One can, but one shouldn’t.

Remember Liza is LIsha

I met Tim Tebow once, in Gainesville. He was giving 'testimony' in a local church. All the girls and gays were there drooling, wondering... why doesn't he fuck anyone?.

[quote] Remember Liza is LIsha

Lizsha!

OP, We're telling you all these rules now so we don't have to tell you then.

Are you cut or uncut, OP?

[quote]What are you talking about, [R110]? I was just over there.

Right... that's why there's a ghetto under construction page there and it doesn't turn up in any web searches.

OP, don't you think Olivia De Haviland should have been nominated in the "leading actress" category ? I do

Manvox is a Russian or Eastern European-based site.

Present hole, OP. Preferably in a tasteful post wearing a nice jock and high socks.

OP, don't ever forget: THE ONE person ever to blame for everything that went wrong in the world for the past 70 years is =

OP, before the week is over, sure to sign up for your dialing the phone with a pencil speed test. A good DL can dial a 10-digit number is 2 seconds.

OP already types fat

OP, do you have a nice set of earrings to go with this ?

Has anyone explained to OP who Joel is?

WHET you OP ? Why did your career go straight down the shitter ? Do you have nice feets ? are you a prostatute ? Have you ever appeared in pron ? were you throwned out ? Do you think Lana was a good actress ?

Are you cunt or uncunt?

Can you fixted my cheeseburger?

Move along, Toots -- I'm telling you now so I won't have to tell you then.

[quote] The landscaping has certainly gone downhill, no pun intended. —I miss the shrubbery

There are a lot of succulents down there.

You'll definitely want to have some of this handy to dab under your nose, just in case Cheryl shows up. Thank me later.

OMG! I am a bit overwhelmed here. I feel like Alice at the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. I think I need to lie down for awhile.

As much as I can remember. I am: 57 but look 42; 6'2"; 210lbs; cut 6"; Joel?; SZ 13 feet; not a prostitute, but was tipped once; don't wear jewelry; no tattoos; retired Army. Was in Saudi during 9/11. I also met Tim Tebow. His body took my breath away and he was an okay guy. Simple guy. How innocent, I'm not so sure. But, sweet. with a Stanley Kowalski body. But, that was ten years ago.

Oh. You're an eldergay, R174. Move it along, toots.

R132, see R35 for the cause.

OP: Do you side with Barbra or Lainie Kazan's mom?

My brother likes blue and I was molested.

Pssst...be very careful when discussing "Incess-Pray Iana-Day"; there are some here who will never recover:

No one has yet to answer the profoubd DL question, "Why are straight me so stupid?"

6'2? Out!

Wait, cut? Okay, you can stay, all is forgiven.

If you drain your pasta, that is information best kept to yourself.

If you can't pass a Golden Girls quiz

without help then you should leave now.

R180 "Why are straight me so stupid?"

Because you am ugly imperfect duplicate like me?

[quote]Are you 30 but look 21?

Amateur.

Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly!

I wish you good luck, sir.

Children must be DISCIPLINED. Even on Christmas night.

I'll OH DEAR myself for misspelling my own name. I'm Patsy. PATSY!!!

R186, are you also R14 and R119?

Lovely, r174.

BUT (taps clipboard with my phone dialing pencil) you have nevertheless FAILED to answer the central question!!!

Must try harder, r174. MUST try harder.

Well in your defense dear R188, you've always looked pasty to me.

R192 Well I know what you like, dear husband. And if you thought I was pasty then, you should see what 15 years of death has done for my look. I am winning so many corpse beauty pageants in the afterlife!

Cheryl's pussy stinks and there ain't nothing she can do about it!

Jackie on assistance and monkeys that look like Nanette Fabray!

Be aware that 98% of postings are trolls.

Hmmm.

How many times have you watched Mommy Dearest, OP?

I'd recommend at least 100 viewings before you're truly ready.

On the DL, OP, Mommy Dearest is a State of Mind which you must achieve, and master.

Always remember DL's Rule #1:

Proofread before you post!

How many Patrick Dennis novels have you memorized, OP?

Verificata?

Do you question whether Italians are white or only white adjacent? Do you share the racial and ethnic views of WASPS circa 1950?

Well, you should!

Which episode of Golden Girls is your favorite and why?

NO, Rose.

ALL the Golden Girls's episodes are our favourites.

New? OP, you have been leaving comments here for over a month at least.

Are you a gay man? Then leave, we're no longer welcome here. Only douchebros and incels need post here.

Welcome OP… I’m recently new myself.

And as you can see the DL is quite the ride.

So..Buckle up cowboy 🤠

I’d like to introduce you to my friend Lens…. 🧐

[quote] Mommy Dearest

Seriously, r197? This is more than just an Oh, DEAR!

I trust you carefully read the rules and regulations before you signed on the dotted line?

Italians are white adjacent.

We all love Ina Farten

R197, you are forever fired from Datalounge.

Get out before we kill you.

What rules and regulations? Couldn't find those.

It's my personal mission to see that no one ever goes hungry at DataLounge. Please consider donating to the DataLounge Food Bank. Non perishable food items and canned goods are gladly accepted and greatly appreciated.

And don't forget to toss in a roller two of toilet paper!

R208 Someone needs to deepfake that with turdface. This is exactly something he would say.

🚽 ^^^ Sorry, make that a roll or two !

[quote] Please consider donating to the DataLounge Food Bank.

I’ve donated bile. It’s our favorite drink.

You have 3 months to get the choreography of our special holiday dance DOWN.

(I’d suggest going easy on the neck trolls and head tossing at first. They sent half the original cast to chiropractors.)

OP you need to know that I was fucked silly by Alan Bates during the opening night screening of Women In Love in NYC right on the sidewalk in front of the theater. I was. not lying here. It happened.

Invite all your female friends to visit here and tell them how fun and catty "the gays" are.

Go to every political thread and accuse everyone posting of being Trumptards.

[quote] And don't forget to toss in a roller two of toilet paper!

I know someone who can do that.

R218 that was fabulous. I'm surprised I hadn't seen that before.

Please post photos of your hole. Yes, it is required by Human Resources.

OP do you, by any chance, have any of the mythical Chris Mazdzer's dick pics ? You know they've leaked

[quote]r223 that was fabulous. I'm surprised I hadn't seen that before.

You’re learning. Now [italic]watch your fuckin’ back.[/italic]

And NEVER forget how LUCKY YOU ARE to have Donna McKechnie’s personal insights on the original.

If you have any questions or concerns regarding your physical or emotional health I'm your go-to guy. Contact me 24/7@ 1-800-JACKOFF

That was gayer than gay, R218.

They should have glued peacock feathers and jingle bells on their asses.

I think Pasty Ramsey should become a NEW Data Lounge go-to spelling. It is genius and perfectly fits in with the Best of the BEST of the others......

R226, I know the original very well, and also have viewed Donna's insights. It's an old favorite of mine. The gay male send up of that is what was news to me, and I lurve it.

Sooner or later you will be accused of being a Sock Puppet, and the DL Stalker-Blocker will put you on his IGNORE LIST.

🤣 Try not to be too devastated.

R231, devastated is what we DO here!

You 're a fucking BORIS OP ! come here to divide us ? you're a FRAU, you're a KLAN GRANNY

[quote]Manvox is a Russian or Eastern European-based site.

Doesn't exist.

🤓 [italic] Don't Let The Bastards Get You Down !

R234 is fun at parties, too.

WE LOVE AND ADORE OUR TRANS MALE BROTHERS!!!!

((crickets))

R233 = Donald Trump, pretending to be an outraged Democrat.

OP, every actor you ever heard of, (and even all you never heard of except on DL) no matter how many marriages/affairs with every female co-star/children/documented pussyhound behaviour, is GAY GAY GAY

Do you serve naked pasta?

Fixed that for you, R239:

[quote] OP, every good looking actor you ever heard of, (and even all you never heard of except on DL) no matter how many marriages/affairs with every female co-star/children/documented pussyhound behaviour, is GAY GAY GAY

Eldergays Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper are our permanent Grand Marshals of Datalounge!

(Tho, rumor has it, that Aaron "Cockgobbler" Schock is bringing up the rear!!!)

things are different here OP. Don't believe your eyes. Andy Cohen is physically DISGUSTING , while "mayor pete" is the most sensual, virile and arousing hunk ever, sex on a stick I tell you, a vision of beauty.

[quote] (Tho, rumor has it, that Aaron "Cockgobbler" Schock is bringing up the rear!!!)

A very polluted, dirty rear.

Oh, and get used to this. (first you'll think WOAAAA , then , after a few years of seeing it every other week in everyone of the hundredsofthousands monthly "who was the most beautiful whatever of the golden age" threads, you'll kind of get a little jaded, but remember, you've seen it first here.)

There are two marginally talented actresses from Olde Hollywood that are fiercely defended/propped up here by a few loons. Do not even THINK about criticizing or questioning anything about either one… or you’ll get 50 studio portraits of them posted in quick succession.

The pair are Liz Taylor and Natalie Wood, who gave about 4 decent performances between themselves but for some reason are SACROSANCT. Just back out of those threads slowly if you’re not prepared to rave about them.

Remember, we at DL worship at the altar of the Golden Girls.

All truth and wisdom comes from the four divine goddesses Dorothy, Blanche, Rose and Sophia.

R229 Why thank you! It would be my humble honor to have my Pasty typo become part of the DL lexicon...on par with pron, WHET, and so on.

I think I'll adjourn to my chamber and write a two-and-a-half page ransom note -- er, "acceptance speech" -- for this prestigious distinction.

S.B.T.C!

OP: Whenever you come across noteworthy real estate listings -- good, bad, and especially ugly -- please share links with us, your Tasteful Friends.

speaking of which, there haven't been any Tasteful Friends postings in awhile that I've seen.

R250 Here's one that's been going around recently.

My advice is to block/ff any person who posts any Daily Mail links with extreme prejudice. Trust me, the board becomes readable without their spamming and trolling.

My advice is to block/ff any person who posts any Guardian links. The Guardia has a paywall for their propaganda.

OP: When a public figure passes away, take note of the proper way to announce the news to your new DL friends -- "So-and-So is DEAD TO ME!"

Never ever utter this phrase: Norwegian Catholic

Have you met Julie, OP?

She's wonderful. Invite her inside. Pour her a drink.

You won't be sorry.

Nobody likes you, OP.

It was covered in the group email.

You didn't receive it? Sorry. Maybe if you upgrade your membership and provide references? BTW, references should have advanced degrees, earn more than 7 figures, sport more than 8 inches, have low hangers, read to the deaf, and own verified rescue pets.

OP, so you're 57, 6'2" and ex military.

So big nelly bottom masquerading as a tough guy or an alpha daddy top who destroys hole?

Poor Ginny....

Was “Imitation of Life” camp or brilliant cinema?

Op! Welcome Wagon here again! We do hope you are enjoying your tour around our dear, little home. You may have noticed some rubbish cluttering up the halls, but rest assured we try to clean up the shit as soon as a troll dumps it. Please, feel free to pick up a shovel anytime.

Nevertheless, might you tell us a bit more about your likes and dislikes, so we may point you into the right direction for your pleasures? Hmmmm, can you do that for me, sweetie?

Meanwhile, there is the matter of your hole. We need verification you have only one God given hole, and no artificial added accessories. These matters must be done delicately.

[quote]Nevertheless, might you tell us a bit more about your likes and dislikes?

For the love of Ninbanda, no, and I have stated my boundaries.

R246 you will pay dearly for that. HOW DARE YOU ? Miracle on 34th st

the ghost and mrs muir

Rebel without a cause

the searchers

Splendor in the grass

west side story

gypsy

Love with the proper stranger

the great race

this property is condemned

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice

[quote] the great race

Only on Datalounge would someone be so utterly shameless to mention that mega-turkey of slapstick

Welcome, sweetheart! Here we're like that toxic aunt.

OP, can you recite “Valley of the Dolls” from beginning to end?

OP see what I do here = R264 you rancid cunt, choke on that and FUCKING DIE (in DL language it means, "I beg to differ with you sir, miss Natalie Wood is lovely in this, just my opinion, I totally understand that you agree to disagree")

[quote] OP: When a public figure passes away, take note of the proper way to announce the news to your new DL friends -- "So-and-So is DEAD TO ME!"

OP , if someone beats you to the punch, you must IMMEDIATLY ask " what was playing on his/her/their iPod ?"

Savory Pie and Nutloaf are the most popular dishes at the MichFest Reunion Potluck Picnic.

It’s a soupluck not a potluck.

Understand the use of commas.

"What is it, you cunt face?"

is more easily understood and offers a richer and more nuanced experience than

"What is it you cunt face?"

Buck would already know.

Yes, Buck would never have to ask a question like OPs.

Buck never rode anyone's coattails.

HOW DARE YOU NOT SPELLCHECK!!!

Thank you everyone for making my first few days memorable. Can I leave now?

R276, no refunds but you can cancel at any time...

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage back

To the place I was before

"Relax, " said the night man,

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check-out any time you like,

But you can never leave! "

R276 / OP: Yes, highly advisable. Clearly you possess good judgment. No room for that in the halls of DL.

Welcome OP! My Junior Mints might soon be doing 15-20, so please allow me to introduce myself.

Are you a rich, famous, patriotic, tax-dodging, God-fearing, REAL American man? If so, I'd love to give you a coke-fueled lap dance so awkward it will chafe your thighs and haunt your dreams. Then I'd love to honor you by adding a pic of your wrinkly Republican junk to my little iPhone photo album. For starters.

PS: I survived Covid, but this scorching case of Trump-variant herpes is another story. See you at CPAC, MAGA!!!!

You should know old troll members of DL pretend to be new members of DL and we see right through you.

Make sure your grammar is always immaculate. The easily miffed grammar nazis here can be quite vicious.

[quote] The easily miffed grammar nazis here can be quite vicious.

Nazi should be capitalized!

Don't EVER EVER mention Debra Messing......just don't.....

GermanGayGuy, isn't any of those.

How tall are you?

Please review, study and take notes. There WILL be a quiz.

Natasha's PUTRID misuse of 'their' for 'there,' when writing to Carrie apologizing for missing the Women in the Arts luncheon.

Also, Carrie's PUTRID reaction calling Natasha an idiot. Pot? Meet kettle.

[quote]Familiarize yourself with oeuvre of Bonnie Franklin and Linda Lavin if you want to really engage with us.

And more importantly, "The Golden Girls" and all things related...

[quote]Thank you everyone for making my first few days memorable. Can I leave now? OP

She act so innocent now

Yet she know exactly where to find the Boys and the Booze

Did Miss Joan Crawford suddenly become an ESOL immigrant?

MARY!

Dear OP, you must avoid the political threads.

Most of them are full of millennials who behave like babies. They spit their dummy. And an hour later they spit their dummy again.

They are incapable of listening or debating.

[quote]Did Miss Joan Crawford suddenly become an ESOL immigrant?

Oh yeah, you goin' do me like that?

R267 That's fucking epic and legendary!!! Everyone WW R267 for posting!!!

Shit! I meant R287^! Sorry! Muriel, give us an Edit button and do something useful for once you BTQ+ TRANNY CUNT.

Bravo R287!

OP if you have lesbians over to dinner, be sure to provide bread pudding for dessert.

I am not the person who created that, but I did remember its existence. Bravo to the original creator.

Thank you, r287 -- I've been looking for that clip!

The "Phyllis" theme song is perfect.

We shall ass that clip to our Welcome Wagon program.

[quote] We shall ass that clip to our Welcome Wagon program.

Was that typo intended?

Whatever they meant, it sounds filthy!

We enjoy bathing in grease fires for recreation.

[quote] Whatever they meant, it sounds filthy!

Shall ass? Shall nasty!

[quote] Toss them a bon mot

I’d prefer a bon bon, please.

If you’re going to block someone it MUST be announced.

The block feature doesn’t work unless you announce and flounce.

Walk softly and carry a large baseball bat.

[quote] Is there anything I should know or do?

Moisturize.