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0/10. But assuming it's real, you ignore it or start pointedly talking about wonderful your wife and relationship is. Something like that.

No lesbian has ever had enough of a hot body to wear a bikini. 100% of everything you claim is a lie, OP. Try harder. Start with you're an ugly, butch, hairy, rotund, lumberjack dyke, then I'd believe you.

R1 that's what I've always done. R2 such a bitch are you...the bikini pic was sent to me by a married to a man for 20 years girl friend!

OP needs to get eaten by a hundred hyenas. They can start with her huge 300 pound rump.

Remember when DL was for GAY MEN......Maybe OP should take this up on Poetry night at the Angry Lesbian Bar....

OP I've been in a similar situation. I was a gardener in a small town for years and had to endure older, clearly repressed lesbos coming onto me. I'm not masculine at all, but I told one of them, and word must have gotten around.

It's like they hit fiftyish and decide they want to get some action.

I had one client tell me that she watered her garden topless, and it was fine if I did too.

They all looked like Sandi Toksvig - very dyke-ish. My response was to ignore, and avoid any leading conversations. But I wasn't friends with them, so...

I've been called a lesbian in here. Can I play? Ok I've also been called frau and Karen and a voracious bottom.

[quote] It's like they hit fiftyish and decide they want to get some action.

That’s normal and very common. Menopausal hormones make females horny.

[quote]the bikini pic was sent to me by a married to a man for 20 years girl friend!

That's why she sent you the pic. Her husband is pushing for a threesome. Guaranteed.

Same way you handle any unwanted situations -- try to ignore them first. Most people get the hint.

Many people are impulsive or just having a bad day so turn to flirtation or crazy thoughts of sex just for a pick-me-up.

What you're experiencing, OP, happens to most people, gay or straight. I'm a little surprised you even posted. Unwanted sexual advances happen to most of us.

"My wife and I are monogamous..." -OP

A monogamous lesbian couple. Didn't see that coming!

OP meaningless time-killing flirtation isn’t a crime, nor is it unethical, even for marrieds.

Hopefully you realise that it’s fine to play with it for a minute or an hour, with no intention of taking it anywhere, and cut it off whenever you want with a derisive chuckle at the other more desperate person’s expense. Tell your wife or show her any messages, too—in a healthy marriage, this should give her a laugh and even an ego boost, proof that other women want her girl but can’t have her. When elder ladies crack on to my Dad (in his 60s, paunchy, heavy smoker and leather-skinned, a manual worker), he is always flattered and amused but nonplussed, and reports to my mother so they can have a joke about it.

For silly random come-ons to be bothering someone this much, implies a boring and rather thin-skinned personality, or a very flimsy relationship.

Ok, considering you're a fit (meaning height & weight proportioned in these times of the muffin top heffer), attractive (meaning girl-next-door looks in these times of the filtered, drug eyed insta-hoe) and smart (meaning you possess working knowledge of a practical application in these times of the unstable, do nothing influencer) then be PREPARED to be hit on CONSTANTLY.

It's such a burden, I know...such a burden.

I can surely "comfort" you

OP doesn’t strike me as actually female, because a female would already know that for women flirtation is not much about making sexual interest known and is more about boosting one’s own self-worth.

These women hitting on OP just want reassurance that *they* are still desirable—it’s not about OP. It costs nothing to make someone else feel good for five minutes, even superficially or insincerely, and it may pay dividends later on (particularly if the ladies in question are wealthy or in positions of authority).

Les be friends! 🤡

R8, you totally made that up about menopausal hormones. Why do people do that? There is no evidence the menopause increases libido.

[quote]During menopause, your testosterone and estrogen levels both decrease, which may make it more difficult for you to get aroused. A decrease in estrogen can also lead to vaginal dryness. Lower levels of estrogen lead to a drop in blood supply in the vagina, which can then negatively affect vaginal lubrication. It can also lead to thinning of the vaginal wall, known as vaginal atrophy. Vaginal dryness and atrophy often lead to discomfort during sex. Other physical changes during menopause might also affect your libido. For example, many women gain weight during menopause, and discomfort with your new body can decrease your desire for sex. Hot flashes and night sweats are also common symptoms. These symptoms can leave you feeling too tired for sex. Other symptoms include mood symptoms, such as depression and irritability, which can turn you off from sex.

What it *is* is classic 'midlife crisis' and it happens to men too. Especially if you've been working or have been relatively conservative most of your life. It hits some people that time is running out and they may do things like get a sports car, hit onto younger women. It can be pretty sad.

Having sex with another woman is a top fantasy of straight women. It's extremely common for them to make themselves "available" to some lesbians. OP could be full of shit, but it's possible she's not. What I find weird is that she seems perplexed about the situation like she's never experienced it before. Hmmm.

This is silly. People flirt. It’s usually innocent.

It's different for everyone, R16, and there's plenty of evidence of that. During perimenopause, a woman's hormones are out of balance, and it's extremely common that their testosterone levels rise in comparison to estrogen levels. Therefore, creating extreme horniness. I've seen it with two family members as well as others I know.

R18 what I find in addition is that some people tend to interpret things as being that way when there was zero intention of that. I've had it happen to me more than once and I've been frustrated and left perplexed because I wasn't even flirting and had zero attraction to them. Until I realised that it was purely about the person's ego - they wanted to believe it because it made them feel good about themselves.

Anyway, the OP has written a particularly annoying humblebrag of a post either way.

[quote] when girls want me to notice their pussy it makes me a little sad that they disregard my relationship.

OP why do you expect other people to treat your relationship with such reverence and sanctity? Coupled humans have cheated and played away and had fun with other partners (openly or otherwise) for all of recorded time. What makes you & Wifey so special and so different, so important that you can’t condescend to that?

If you must moralise, do so between yourselves in the privacy of your own home. Don’t presume on the ethics of others. You aren’t being assaulted by gentle flirtations from other women.

Ha ha, R21. You make me want to tell OP - Welcome to marriage! Don't you know that married suburbanites are always fucking each other's wives/husbands?

A woman friend who liked women said "I'm not a dyke, I'm a Lesbyterian."

Can’t you just say “The pool looks great! Susan {I’m assuming your wife’s name is Susan. Every lesbian’s wife is named Susan} and I would love to come visit!”

Thereby firmly establishing that you and Susan are a committed couple and you don’t go places without her.

Be honest - sometimes you have to have difficult conversations but if you clearly state your thoughts, case closed.

R17 No straight woman has ever fantasized about muff-diving, idiot. If they are straight, it's men only.

No, they don't fantasize about that, r26. They fantasize about us doing it to them. Most straight women are fucking pillow princesses that expect their lovers to do everything while they don't have to reciprocate. Trust me, I've had enough of them to know....

R27 You're not even female, so shut the fuck up. You're just some delusional psychotic DL troll. Who the fuck believes these ridiculous fucking ESTs. Morons.

R26 = very insecure. Has something in common with R2, or are you R2?

If hating horribly stupid trolls makes me "insecure" then yes I am, cunt.

[quote]My wife and I are monogamous and when girls want me to notice their pussy it makes me a little sad that they disregard my relationship.

It's hilarious that any of you think a woman actually wrote this.

[Quote]Having sex with another woman is a top fantasy of straight women. It's extremely common for them to make themselves "available" to some lesbians

Porn and Hollywood have successfully turned people into idiots.

^ Jealous?

You friend was probably looking for a compliment, OP. People do that sometimes. Next time tell her she looks hot in a bikini, like a good friend.

OP you don't type like a lesbian.

Wow, R2 came out of the gate pretty quick with the hate. There are fit gay women, and there are unfit gay women, just like there are fit gay men, and there are unfit gay men. No need to lump an entire group of people under one category.

That being said, the original post is believable until the very last sentence. No lesbian--or straight woman--would use a phrase like "when girls want me to notice their pussy". This is a man typing.

Just wear a T-shirt that says "Married Dyke." Problem solved.

R36, R2 is our resident incel woman-hater. I thought it was banned.

Sure you're fabulous looking honey. But you've got a rotten personality if you've never offered pity fucks.

Thank you DL! The replys did not disappoint. Yes, I am a woman and yes all of my post is true. I read them to my wife and she laughed along with you. R21 you will respect and show reverence for my sacred marriage vows! Just kidding r21 -my wife was annoyed with your perspective but I enjoyed it. I appreciate all the replies. I hope bikini pic girl just needs the ego boost and I won't fret over it. I'll definitely let you all know if she invites me over for lunch and answers the door in lingerie...

You're either a man or really, really butch, R40.

R41, femme on the streets, butch in the sheets.

R38 is Janbot. Fuck off, cunt.

OP is so obviously a man.

[quote]femme on the streets, butch in the sheets.

Said no lesbian ever.

Man.

ESTher, take it somewhere else, baby. This actual lesbian knows you're full of shit.

R43 = R2

Be kind, R2. It’s a lumberJANE.

This thread is goddamn violation on the DL map! It WILL end in tears.