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The Datalounge Dictionary

As a service to newcomers and confused eldergays, let's start a Datalounge Dictionary thread where words and phrases exclusive to DL are explained and forever available (so we can humiliate those who don't know them and haven't bothered to look them up).

Please post a word or phrase along with its definition, or, you may ask for a definition or explanation of something that puzzled you in another thread. I'll start as R1 below.

by Anonymousreply 391January 17, 2023 1:08 AM

Eldergay (noun) Datalounge term for an older gay man. Depending on the age of the person using the term, it could be applied to anyone from 25 to death. The term is not usually perforative, often denoting experience or wisdom.

Usage: Eldergays, please tell us what bathhouses were like back in the 70s and 80s.

by Anonymousreply 1July 2, 2021 12:16 AM

Verificata of Size Meat

How big is the penis

by Anonymousreply 2July 2, 2021 12:17 AM

"Thread closed in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... "

by Anonymousreply 3July 2, 2021 12:18 AM

perforative?

FAIL: noun or verb. See R1 and OP

by Anonymousreply 4July 2, 2021 12:18 AM

WHET means What Ever Happened To. Never mind that it should be WEHT.

by Anonymousreply 5July 2, 2021 12:19 AM

Who is Muriel and why was that name given?

by Anonymousreply 6July 2, 2021 12:19 AM

"Verificatia" not "verificata"

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 7July 2, 2021 12:22 AM

Oh, Dear!

Datalounge's response to a typo or punctuation error such as "perforative" in R1.

by Anonymousreply 8July 2, 2021 12:22 AM

"OP is worse than Hitler"

The OP has posted a thread on a topic that already has a thread.

by Anonymousreply 9July 2, 2021 12:24 AM

“Grand maul seizure” is what happens when something truly shocking happens to you.

by Anonymousreply 10July 2, 2021 12:25 AM

1. Cahrn (noun) - A vegetable. Usually eaten with cahrn cob holders. You roll it in butter, and sometimes don’t remember when you ate it.

2. Cahrn (adjective) - when your rent boy tells you that you are the only one in his heart, and hole. Brother, that’s cahrn!

by Anonymousreply 11July 2, 2021 12:26 AM

“I’ve had to let Helga go.” The concept of cutting back spending due to external circumstances, such as Covid-19 job loss or a recession.

Quote Origin: Joan Crawford (Faye Dunaway) in 1981’s “Mommie Dearest” referring to firing her housekeeper Helga during the post-MGM / pre-“Mildred Pierce” lean years, circa 1944.

This is not in the official DL dictionary but I would like to submit it as a candidate for this edition.

by Anonymousreply 12July 2, 2021 12:31 AM

"Tasteful Friends"

These threads signify that a discussion on various real estate offerings is merited.

by Anonymousreply 13July 2, 2021 12:50 AM

"Just the one, dear?" = You forgot to pluralize something.

by Anonymousreply 14July 2, 2021 12:57 AM

Frau - women we hate because we share a lot of their interests and habits

by Anonymousreply 15July 2, 2021 12:59 AM

"Klan Grannies"

Straight elderly fraus who post incessantly about their hatred of a certain half black woman.

by Anonymousreply 16July 2, 2021 12:59 AM

It's "Verificata". We know it's spelled wrong.

by Anonymousreply 17July 2, 2021 1:04 AM

Wriglyville Cump Dump

He's basically the Homecumming Qween of the DL!

(You can find him on Pronhub)

by Anonymousreply 18July 2, 2021 1:05 AM

Girls girls you're both_. Used to rein in catfighting queens who've derailed a topic with their little tiffs and get the thread back on topic.

by Anonymousreply 19July 2, 2021 1:10 AM

"Pron"

Porn

by Anonymousreply 20July 2, 2021 1:11 AM

r17 No, it's NOT, moron. It is, and has always been VERIFICATIA. And it's also SIZEMEAT -- one word.

by Anonymousreply 21July 2, 2021 1:12 AM

No it's not you stupid fuck R21

by Anonymousreply 22July 2, 2021 1:14 AM

"He had a hot ass but could not live forever"

Condolence

by Anonymousreply 23July 2, 2021 1:15 AM

Who is Erna?

by Anonymousreply 24July 2, 2021 1:16 AM

"Husbear"

Portly spouse, usually in an open marriage

by Anonymousreply 25July 2, 2021 1:17 AM

"Mussy"

Indeterminate sexual organs.

by Anonymousreply 26July 2, 2021 1:17 AM

R21 IS RIGHT!

by Anonymousreply 27July 2, 2021 1:17 AM

"RXXX, see "RYYY"

Gentle hint that you should have read the whole fucking thread before you made a comment.

by Anonymousreply 28July 2, 2021 1:19 AM

You dumb fucks R21 and R27

Check out this fucking thread and pay VERY GOOD ATTENTION to the phrase used.

"Size meat verificata before they go."

—Anonymous

You ridiculous kweens let it go. Take your night meds and call it.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 2, 2021 1:20 AM

"Gayling"

Antonym of "Eldergay"

by Anonymousreply 30July 2, 2021 1:21 AM

"I condole you" is preferable to "My condolences."

by Anonymousreply 31July 2, 2021 1:24 AM

r29 Do you really think that was the first time that term was ever used? You really are too stupid to live.

by Anonymousreply 32July 2, 2021 1:26 AM

R32 You are a shit stain upon DL, you dumb fuck.

by Anonymousreply 33July 2, 2021 1:27 AM

Girls, girls, take it outside!

by Anonymousreply 34July 2, 2021 1:28 AM

"I've had sufficient"

I am replete.

by Anonymousreply 35July 2, 2021 1:28 AM

[quote]"I've had sufficient"

Also incorrect.

It is "I HAVE sufficient."

by Anonymousreply 36July 2, 2021 1:31 AM

"Twink"

A murderous emaciated young man with stinky feet

by Anonymousreply 37July 2, 2021 1:32 AM

What is the origin of “Barbara, please!”?

by Anonymousreply 38July 2, 2021 1:32 AM

Verificatia is what I have alway read it as for decades on here.

by Anonymousreply 39July 2, 2021 1:33 AM

r38 "Mommie Dearest"

by Anonymousreply 40July 2, 2021 1:34 AM

"Butch Sous Chef"

A murderous cook pretending to be something she is not.

by Anonymousreply 41July 2, 2021 1:34 AM

"Shit Brickhouse"

good upper body development

by Anonymousreply 42July 2, 2021 1:34 AM

r41 It's SOFT Butch Sous Chef

by Anonymousreply 43July 2, 2021 1:34 AM

WHET

stands for "What Ever Happened To", someone got the letters in the wrong order decades ago and now you are viciously attacked if you if you put them in the correct order.

Odd for a site that is so concerned about the correct spelling of words.

by Anonymousreply 44July 2, 2021 1:39 AM

Lens Dunham - obese, chronically ill, chronically over-sharing writer-fashion designer-complainer.

Lens was originally a typo and is now the DL spelling.

by Anonymousreply 45July 2, 2021 1:39 AM

"XXX is dead to me"

XXX recently passed away

by Anonymousreply 46July 2, 2021 1:40 AM

Maiden Aunts Brigade

Rigidly tasteful, socially conservative shut-ins of a certain age. Most often found scowling on a chaise.

by Anonymousreply 47July 2, 2021 1:42 AM

"I want XXX inside me, quite deeply!"

Does not need and explanation

by Anonymousreply 48July 2, 2021 1:43 AM

HotTopPop, Our Chris = Chris Watts

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by Anonymousreply 49July 2, 2021 1:46 AM

"Walla" or "Walla, all of a sudden" - usage: "Walla, all of a sudden, xyz happened" - Voila

Jondra (and various other spellings) - usage: "I am not familiar with that jondra" - genre

Mike Branson, esq. or Supreme Court Justice Mike Branson - usage: "lots of people have successful careers after xyz" - named for pron legend Mike Branson and the rumor that he had vanished from pron and become a lawyer or had used his earnings to attend law school.

I will haver you ejected into space - usage: retort when someone says something with which you disagree - line from Star Trek TNG by the lovely Marina Sirtis in the episode Face of the Enemy

Frau =/= Karen

by Anonymousreply 50July 2, 2021 2:01 AM

Mein Fuhrer

Used to link a thread that already exists to inform OP of his/her redundant attempt to create a new thread on the same subject. The link follows the phrase.

by Anonymousreply 51July 2, 2021 2:10 AM

R38, here it is at 3:14. This whole clip is required viewing for the DataLounge.

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by Anonymousreply 52July 2, 2021 2:46 AM

[quote] "Shit Brickhouse"

[quote] good upper body development

I never knew that was the meaning of shit brickhouse.

by Anonymousreply 53July 2, 2021 3:14 AM

R6, I believe that came from, "you're terrible, Muriel!" From the movie Muriel's Wedding.

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by Anonymousreply 54July 2, 2021 3:25 AM

Havent been here long. Can someone please explain:

-calling someone Mary!! (Is it a drama queen?)

-Rose (I assumed this is from Golden Girls' Rose being dim?)

-Frau? Is it just any straight woman, or is it more limited to an obnoxious mom, Karen, or the pumpkin spice soy latte, Ugg boots & scarf types?

by Anonymousreply 55July 2, 2021 5:21 AM

Bearding: the true nature of every single heterosexual celebrity relationship.

Pasta: the subject of some very strong online opinions. Add colanders and it's a fight to the death.

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey of Boulder, CO: the resident expert on whorish little tarts and the expedient removal of nuisance children.

by Anonymousreply 56July 2, 2021 5:38 AM

The legend of Cheryl, explained in detail by the poster R8 from the linked datalounge thread.

"Years ago, there was an actual poster named Cheryl who would sign her posts. She'd admonish other posters in a very school-marm way, basically being a control freak about the discussion. She would call attention to posts she didn't like by addressing the webmaster as "Editor," as in "Editor, please ban R45 for trolling!" I think one of her main tics was to poo-poo any discussion of a male star's sexuality by stridently claiming he was straight. Another poster got pissed at her and started the "Cheryl's pussy stinks!" meme, which took off because so many posters here hated her and she was hounded with that in every thread. She eventually left but her legend lives on to this day!"

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by Anonymousreply 57July 2, 2021 5:48 AM

Hasbear.

You ex chubby partnwrwho left you for another twink..

by Anonymousreply 58July 2, 2021 6:19 AM

"Cagemeat"

-Any incarcerated sexually desirable male.

Usually used with "Mama's mussy"

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by Anonymousreply 59July 2, 2021 6:32 AM

Cak and graxy: Typos for cake and gravy that are considered the correct vernacular as per DL (similar to entries for pron and WHET above)

by Anonymousreply 60July 2, 2021 7:30 AM

Somebody explain TIA to me

by Anonymousreply 61July 2, 2021 7:42 AM

R24 - be VERY careful when you say Erna's name. Rumor has it, if you say it three times in front of a mirror, she appears and shits on your head.

I've always liked 'you are a whore, darlin'. It's from Showgirls, and is a suitable response to posters who have sex, wear revealing clothing and behave provocatively etc. It's also used to identify OnlyFans and pron stars or celebrities who have a lot of partners. Basically, no one is immune.

by Anonymousreply 62July 2, 2021 7:46 AM

R61 Thanks In Advance is what TIA has always meant.

by Anonymousreply 63July 2, 2021 7:54 AM

R2 (and all your subsequent manifestations), true verificatia requires the weight of the years behind it.

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by Anonymousreply 64July 2, 2021 8:00 AM

R24, I've been afraid to ask who Erna is as I know that older users will just tell me to find out myself. All I know is that Erna is a coprophiliac racist who lives in Barcelona, and was also known as Mrs. Patrick Campbell.

by Anonymousreply 65July 2, 2021 8:02 AM

I used to see "[Person's name] and his over-stuffed Jockstrap" sometime ago. Was this an established phrase here on DL? or am I just nuts?

by Anonymousreply 66July 2, 2021 8:07 AM

"Poo Shoes"

Footwear for Coprophiliacs.

by Anonymousreply 67July 2, 2021 8:10 AM

"Vivian Vance"

Option that must always be included in every DL poll.

by Anonymousreply 68July 2, 2021 8:14 AM

"HRH Princess Charlotte of Cambridge"

Potentially a fratricidal member of the British Royal Family.

by Anonymousreply 69July 2, 2021 8:21 AM

EST - elaborate scenario troll

Someone who writes an elaborate lie with lots of details that at first appears convincing.

I thought "Mary" is how you respond to someone who writes something stereotypically gay / queeny.

by Anonymousreply 70July 2, 2021 8:23 AM

The “Jackie on assistance” thing happened when someone type Jackie Onassis, but thier auto correct changed to Jackie on assistance. Jackie Kennedy Onassis is now refered to this error in DL. I think it is one of the newer words in the Datalounge lexicon.

by Anonymousreply 71July 2, 2021 8:27 AM

[quote] -calling someone Mary!! (Is it a drama queen?)

"Mary!" is used outside of DL, but not as often as inside DL.

You're not really calling someone by the name Mary, IMO. But, yes, "Mary!" can mean: "You're being a drama queen" or "Get ahold of yourself."

by Anonymousreply 72July 2, 2021 9:01 AM

Stank sleeve - a foreskin

MUTILATED (in capital letters, usually) - circumcised.

by Anonymousreply 73July 2, 2021 10:12 AM

"Jackie on Assistance", originally an autocorrect error, adapted for whenever former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis was at a low point in her life.

by Anonymousreply 74July 2, 2021 10:15 AM

Vairst Letty, Slovenian whore who was First Lady.

by Anonymousreply 75July 2, 2021 10:17 AM

Vivian Vance. She was an underrated actress who worked as a sidekick to an overrated actress. Now commonly known as a choice in most DL polls, usually appearing last on the list.

by Anonymousreply 76July 2, 2021 10:22 AM

MM. Sometimes Meghan McCain and sometimes Meghan Markle. Both women should be put on space ship headed as far away from Earth as possible with no chance of return.

by Anonymousreply 77July 2, 2021 10:23 AM

She hasn't made an appearance in several years, but PPSM = Pollyanna Prisspot, School Marm.

by Anonymousreply 78July 2, 2021 11:56 AM

Can someone explain the difference between Klan Grannies and the Klan Grannies Troll?

What's all that about and what does it have to do with MM?

by Anonymousreply 79July 2, 2021 12:27 PM

Also, please explain "La Belle" with Aaron Schock and Shawn Mendes.

by Anonymousreply 80July 2, 2021 12:28 PM

Klan Grannies is a term for anyone who expresses even the slightest criticism about Meghan Markle. Because the only people who would criticise Meghan are, apparently, elderly female members of the KKK. I didn't think they took female manners, but hey.

Klan Grannies Troll is the person who calls any critics of MM, however mild their criticism, Klan Grannies.

I think "La Belle" is just a way of describing these (current/former) closest cases as if they were courtesans in a Zola novel.

by Anonymousreply 81July 2, 2021 1:00 PM

*female members

by Anonymousreply 82July 2, 2021 1:04 PM

Can any DL veteran please explain what the deal is with draining pasta? Was it really as offensive and vicious as everyone makes it seem to be?

by Anonymousreply 83July 2, 2021 1:32 PM

R14 It's “SOFT Butch Sous Chef.” The suspect arrested in connection with a Wash., DC, hotel hookup gone wrong, which DL helped solve, involving a married-with-children vic found stabbed to death, apparently awaiting a male escort. In a security video clip, SBSC was seen avoiding the elevator and starting to climb the stairs, peering into the security camera.

R41 AbFab “Fat”

Eddie: “In this body there is a thin person dying to get out!”

Mum: “Just the one, dear?”

by Anonymousreply 84July 2, 2021 1:33 PM

Is JanBot also the Klan Granny Troll? Similar posting style, similar sad attempt to makes its insults/nonsense happen over multiple sites.

by Anonymousreply 85July 2, 2021 1:33 PM

R83, it's an ugly rabbit hole into which you're about to venture:

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by Anonymousreply 86July 2, 2021 1:37 PM

I love “kick her in the cunt bone” but I don’t know the DL etymology. I believe it has to do with Stevie Nicks somehow.

by Anonymousreply 87July 2, 2021 1:41 PM

OP: { confused eldergays}

Fuck you on your little veiled ElderGay dig…you need to learn a little respect….

by Anonymousreply 88July 2, 2021 1:41 PM

r84, see r43, and try to keep up.

by Anonymousreply 89July 2, 2021 2:06 PM

What was the deal with "Dangling Tendrils?"

I never checked out those threads but they clogged up the feed forever - and then they just stopped.

What happened?

by Anonymousreply 90July 2, 2021 2:09 PM

Ruth Madoff, living on $1.9 million in CT = when you want to show sympathy for someone who's either got more money than you, has less money than you, or you just want to dump on Ruth Madoff, living on $1.9 million in CT.

by Anonymousreply 91July 2, 2021 2:40 PM

R90, afaik these threads originated during Meghan Markle's period with the Royal Family. MM's dangling tendrils hairstyle was probably seen as emblematic of her faux-natural, calculating style of doing business.

by Anonymousreply 92July 2, 2021 2:49 PM

Someone please explain caftan or its implication to me.

by Anonymousreply 93July 2, 2021 2:54 PM

^ The national costume of eldergays who are so feminine that they are basically women. Like Mrs. Madrigal.

by Anonymousreply 94July 2, 2021 2:57 PM

R50 Never heard or read any of the lines you quoted. How old are they?

by Anonymousreply 95July 2, 2021 3:13 PM

R86 OMG I just got done going through all 600 comments. It was vicious but with no humor. Such a cold thread.

by Anonymousreply 96July 2, 2021 3:18 PM

R62, we have to use a Tetragrammaton for E'na. Her name cannot be spelled out or uttered...But what is her origin? Was it a particularly nasty Datalounger in the early years of DL?

by Anonymousreply 97July 2, 2021 3:34 PM

R97, R62, I bumped this Erna thread which has a lot of his history.

He's not dead, BTW. I can't find the thread, but he's still out there on Twitter and other sites.

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by Anonymousreply 98July 2, 2021 3:38 PM

"Milky Loads"

Moniker invariably used with a certain British-American writer, editor, and blogger.

by Anonymousreply 99July 2, 2021 3:38 PM

"Built like a Shit Brickhouse", R53.

by Anonymousreply 100July 2, 2021 3:41 PM

1992 Gap model, Andrew Sullivan, R99?

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by Anonymousreply 101July 2, 2021 3:43 PM

[bold]Frau:[/bold] middle-aged, middle-class, middle-American woman, typically sporting a "Mom" haircut and 15 extra pounds. Enjoys scrapbooking, pinterest and chain restaurants. As noted by R15, many DLers are obsessed with "fraus" as they share many of the same interests and habits. Jobs too.

[bold]Yoga Mom:[/bold] the frau's upper middle class coastal equivalent. Long straight hair parted in the middle, lots of Lululemon, Golden Goose, etc. Drives Tesla or Range Rover. Stick thin. Plastic surgery and botox. Can subsist for up to 12 hours on a single lettuce leaf.

[bold]Twink:[/bold] a gay man under the age of 40, no matter how muscular or hairy

[bold]Mincing Prisspots:[/bold] See definition of Maiden Aunt Brigade at R47. Gay men who try and model themselves after Violet, the Dowager Countess of Grantham

[bold]Millennial/Millennios:[/bold] anyone from birth to age 50

[bold]Cunt/Cunty/Cuntish/Cunting:[/bold] -- Certain Eldergays new favorite word. There is no occasion where it is inappropriate and using it will instantly make a thread more popular

[bold]Present Hole:[/bold] -- was probably funny at some point, but overuse puts it in the same "adult men who like middle school humor" category as "Anne L. Lingus, MD" and "Sum Ting Wong"

by Anonymousreply 102July 2, 2021 3:44 PM

R91, I always wanted to know how long can one live on 1.9 Mio in Connecticut?

by Anonymousreply 103July 2, 2021 4:00 PM

"The Gays and Tennis"

Perpetual thread that suggests that gays really care about tennis. It's probably populated by less than 12 contributors.

by Anonymousreply 104July 2, 2021 4:15 PM

"Let's Post Pictures of Gorgeous Gay Men, Part 123" - repository for a stan of a male model named Justin Klein to post multiple photos of Klein who is always referred to as "Mister Justin Klein"

by Anonymousreply 105July 2, 2021 4:17 PM

"XXX is HOT"

Thread started by an Only Fans/Porn model or his agent.

by Anonymousreply 106July 2, 2021 4:19 PM

"XXX Is 🔥!"

Threads started by now red-tagged about the straight young males he stalks/catfishes on TikTok.

by Anonymousreply 107July 2, 2021 4:23 PM

Who is ? I keep seeing her name pop up in tiktok threads.

by Anonymousreply 108July 2, 2021 4:25 PM

He's the only Datalounger to have had an article on Queerty written about him.

by Anonymousreply 109July 2, 2021 4:26 PM

For realz R109?

Is it this one?

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by Anonymousreply 110July 2, 2021 4:32 PM

Ding ding ding.

by Anonymousreply 111July 2, 2021 4:34 PM

What? I thought was this Puerto Rican guy who always thirsted over muscular white gays and posted related twitter/tiktok links. Someone posted his IG once if I'm not mistaken. It was a vlog like post of him strolling about in Miami I think.

by Anonymousreply 112July 2, 2021 4:43 PM

[quote]always thirsted over [bold]muscular white gays[/bold]

Like Aaron Schock?

by Anonymousreply 113July 2, 2021 4:48 PM

was stalking Aaron when Aaron was still in the closet.

hates out gay men.

by Anonymousreply 114July 2, 2021 4:49 PM

"My neighbor's son Joel..."

Threads on the teenage son next door who is on a Lacrosse team, headed for Princeton, and lusted after by the suburban gay neighbor he grew up with. Funny initially but now getting bit old. Probably, there are some elements of truth in it (Mizzi etc.)

by Anonymousreply 115July 2, 2021 4:52 PM

"This thread is worthless without pics".

A posting which mentions male nudity, but there are no pics attached to the post. No one is interested in just words, we want proof. Men are visual; we want to see pics of nude men. The posting is worthless without them.

by Anonymousreply 116July 2, 2021 4:57 PM

"Mein Füher!"

Short version of "OP is worse than Hitler".

by Anonymousreply 117July 2, 2021 5:01 PM

"Oh, DEAR"

Emphatic version of "Oh, Dear!" Used for really bad grammatical and spelling mistakes, such as "loose" instead of "lose".

by Anonymousreply 118July 2, 2021 5:03 PM

Klan Grannies are the Fox News/Piers Morgan wannabes who obsess over Meghan Markle and hate her for no real reason

by Anonymousreply 119July 2, 2021 5:04 PM

"^XXX"

Correction of "XXY", because DL does not allow you to correct spelling mistakes and repost.

by Anonymousreply 120July 2, 2021 5:04 PM

Finally made it here, Matthew at R119.

Would you care to give a definition of you for yourself?

by Anonymousreply 121July 2, 2021 5:05 PM

LOL R109/R111

I did a google search for " " and "Queerty" and that popped up and I remember seeing threads to that effect (real convos with C-Gobbler) on DL and figured it might be it.

by Anonymousreply 122July 2, 2021 5:05 PM

The Senatrice - everyone's favorite senator, Lindsey Graham. Pronouns are she/her

by Anonymousreply 123July 2, 2021 5:06 PM

"Cockgobbler"

= Aaron Schock. Can't believe it took 123 entries to show up. Who invented that, btw., which thread?

by Anonymousreply 124July 2, 2021 5:08 PM

"once around the garden" -- a single trip to the salad bar

"autumn harvest" -- unlimited visits to the salad bar

by Anonymousreply 125July 2, 2021 5:12 PM

A mixture of rough and smooth

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by Anonymousreply 126July 2, 2021 5:13 PM

^ Oops sorry wrong thread

by Anonymousreply 127July 2, 2021 5:14 PM

Oh, honey. There's no such thing as the wrong place for that picture to be.

by Anonymousreply 128July 2, 2021 5:16 PM

It's a great entry for the Dictionary too, R126: "A mixture of rough and smooth"

by Anonymousreply 129July 2, 2021 5:17 PM

"This will end in tears!"

Standard comment on a porn star / unconcerned with retirement

by Anonymousreply 130July 2, 2021 5:48 PM

LITERAL VIOLENCE- any thread mentioning trans that doesnt follow the dictate of what lunatic trans activists have decided is permissible.

Stunning and brave - any and all actions performed by a trans individual no matter how insignificant or self serving. Failure to acknowledge this is LITERAL VIOLENCE.

by Anonymousreply 131July 2, 2021 5:59 PM

Bea Benederet: A popular TV actress through the 50s and 60s, known on Datalounge for her fabulous (and fairly sapphic) New Year's Eve party that has been going on continuously since at least 2012. Old-time actresses rumored to be lesbian (Marjorie Main, Spring Byington, Eve Arden, etc.) are frequently mentioned, along with calls for more ice and complaints about couples/groups monopolizing the only bathroom. The thread is usually active between Christmas and the end of January. Now that Queen Latifah has formally come out, I expect she'll receive an invitation to this year's festivities. Is Tallulah still banned?

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by Anonymousreply 132July 2, 2021 6:07 PM

[quote] Can any DL veteran please explain what the deal is with draining pasta? Was it really as offensive and vicious as everyone makes it seem to be?

The offense is rinsing pasta, not draining pasta. For some reason "draining pasta" came to mean "rinsing pasta."

by Anonymousreply 133July 2, 2021 6:22 PM

R133 I thought this was the thread that started it.

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by Anonymousreply 134July 2, 2021 6:24 PM

Psycho eyes, [R101]. The cray in that pic rivals the ones of Charlie Manson circa 1969 - 1971.

by Anonymousreply 135July 2, 2021 6:28 PM

Hmm, R134, never saw that thread before. Thanks for posting. I will continue to drain pasta, no matter what it says in that thread.

by Anonymousreply 136July 2, 2021 6:29 PM

R136 has clearly stated her boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 137July 2, 2021 6:31 PM

"What was on his/her Ipod?"

The first question to ask if somebody dies tragically.

by Anonymousreply 138July 2, 2021 6:32 PM

R131 is one of the "literal violence" trolls who feel the need to bash trans people in threads that aren't even about trans people

They drag out the same "literal violence" line over and over because Republicans aren't funny, and they're too lazy to come up with new material

by Anonymousreply 139July 2, 2021 6:33 PM

R131, you forgot the period.

It’s LITERAL. VIOLENCE.

by Anonymousreply 140July 2, 2021 6:33 PM

^ Oops sorry wrong thread

Eldergay posting on DL via dial-up.

by Anonymousreply 141July 2, 2021 6:36 PM

Some gems from the late, lamented MichFest:

Man on the Land!

Breast casting

vagina capes

Cheeseball contests (holding cheese puffs under one's breastesses

Brother Sun Concentration Camp

by Anonymousreply 142July 2, 2021 6:36 PM

Flyoverstan

Republican controlled states of the United States, between the sane parts.

by Anonymousreply 143July 2, 2021 6:37 PM

r142 I forgot the most important one:

I am telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN!

by Anonymousreply 144July 2, 2021 6:37 PM

DIAGF = Die in a grease fire.

And no--I don't take it personally.

by Anonymousreply 145July 2, 2021 6:38 PM

Mydough

Mrs Christopher Burrous.

by Anonymousreply 146July 2, 2021 6:38 PM

When pencils are mentioned on DL, it's usually in reference to an old, rotary telephone.

Dialing a phone with a pencil is a must. It preserves your freshly-painted fingernails.

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by Anonymousreply 147July 2, 2021 6:42 PM

No one's mentioned DL superstar Helen Lawson?

by Anonymousreply 148July 2, 2021 6:43 PM

Nacreous layer of permacum = what you would find on the floor of the video booth at your local ABS

ABS = Adult Book Store

by Anonymousreply 149July 2, 2021 6:44 PM

Effrontery—this thread

by Anonymousreply 150July 2, 2021 6:44 PM

1990s, 2000s, 2010s -- these decades never happened on Datalounge.

It's still 1987

by Anonymousreply 151July 2, 2021 6:44 PM

Helix Studios

A veritable Pandora's box of imagined intrigue, generating periodic threads, revealing little more than a deformed cock and disgruntled twink sex workers.

by Anonymousreply 152July 2, 2021 6:46 PM

R139 exemplifies the shrill Mary accusing anyone who doesnt cowtow to lunatic woke activists of being a troll or republican. See also pearl clutching.

by Anonymousreply 153July 2, 2021 6:46 PM

Pearl clutching

An exercise program for the vast majority of DLers.

by Anonymousreply 154July 2, 2021 6:48 PM

Klan granny is the dumbest DL-specific phrase there is. It doesn't even make any sense-- the women who hate Markle are not "granny" age. Also, while they might very well be racist, they are not racist in an overt way like the Klan. I don't know what I'd call them, but it would need to be more subtle for it to work. Maybe something related to Hobby Lobby or a Southern Baptist potluck.

by Anonymousreply 155July 2, 2021 6:48 PM

R155 the discongruity between the phrase and who its directed at is part of its charm.

by Anonymousreply 156July 2, 2021 6:51 PM

"Chambo". Refers to the actor Chandler Massey, who played Will Horton in Days of Our Lives. A source of interest in his own right, particularly his ability to forge a career in Atlanta post-soap opera stardom and 3 Daytime Emmy wins.

His character's onscreen bromance with EJ, played by James Scott, continues to be remembered as an intriguing but unfulfilled storyline.

References to "Chambo" can often provoke comment on James Scott, particularly his transition from soap opera leading man to spiriitual guru, and his dabbling in Ayahuasca.

by Anonymousreply 157July 2, 2021 6:52 PM

"You're a whore, darling"

Said in spite to anyone having more sex than you.

by Anonymousreply 158July 2, 2021 6:52 PM

^the correct quote is “You ARE a whore, darlin’.”

Sheesh.

by Anonymousreply 159July 2, 2021 6:55 PM

I love this thread and all that we have our own lexicon her on DL. So funny. It reminds me of all the private absurd jokes I share with good friends. Makes sense. In a way, DL feels like a bar where I wander in and a coterie of arch wits and sassy bitches are holding court. Definitely my cup of team. Thanks OP.

by Anonymousreply 160July 2, 2021 6:56 PM

This thread is against everything Datalounge stands for. We don’t EXPLAIN ourselves to anyone, least of all our own noobs.

by Anonymousreply 161July 2, 2021 6:57 PM

R153 is a shrill GOP clown who recites all the talking points he heard about "woke" people on Tucker Carlson's show. He sides with the same Republicans who freaked out over gay marriage and gays in the military because he isn't self aware

by Anonymousreply 162July 2, 2021 6:57 PM

Fuck his _. Advice offered to engage in intercourse with someone close to the offender in order avenge or resolve any disagreement mo matter how slight.

OP: My coworker snickered about my outfit.

DL: Fuck her husband.

by Anonymousreply 163July 2, 2021 6:58 PM

How do we raise a next generation Dataloungers then, R161. Or do you want DL to die with yourself?

by Anonymousreply 164July 2, 2021 7:00 PM

"Never EXPLAIN, never COMPLAIN"

- the Datalounge Motto

by Anonymousreply 165July 2, 2021 7:01 PM

[quote] I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN.

This is advance warning of possible misfortunes to come. Uttered by either an Eldergay or someone who is younger but has been there and done that.

by Anonymousreply 166July 2, 2021 7:02 PM

R142, you forgot to mention the term for male children who are the inmates at MichFest Brother Son Concentration Camp: PRE-RAPISTS.

by Anonymousreply 167July 2, 2021 7:03 PM

How about "Never complain, always disdain", R164?

by Anonymousreply 168July 2, 2021 7:05 PM

State one's boundaries: lay out one's position in a disproportionately strident (usually preposterous) way.

by Anonymousreply 169July 2, 2021 7:08 PM

R165, if we eliminate complaining DL would grow very quiet... What is pointless bitchery if there is no complaint involved???

by Anonymousreply 170July 2, 2021 7:15 PM

Duke's: The official mayonnaise of Datalounge

Window Screens: Reserved only for trash.

Ghetto Tara has been retired, but it was always one of my DL faves.

by Anonymousreply 171July 2, 2021 7:33 PM

Hellmann’s!!!!

by Anonymousreply 172July 2, 2021 7:35 PM

[quote] This is advance warning of possible misfortunes to come. Uttered by either an Eldergay or someone who is younger but has been there and done that.

No!

by Anonymousreply 173July 2, 2021 7:37 PM

r166 But it originated with a real event that occurred at MichFest.

by Anonymousreply 174July 2, 2021 7:45 PM

"Oh, my sides" is a frequently used interjection on DL. "Oh, my stars" is not as common, AFAIK.

by Anonymousreply 175July 2, 2021 7:45 PM

Retirement

The No. 1 concern of Dataloungers, followed by getting cock.

by Anonymousreply 176July 2, 2021 7:52 PM

Vadge = Madonna (her English nickname in the Early 2000s was "Madge")

VadgeStan/Vadgistan = Unhinged Madonna stan who quotes all of her statistics, usually in a thread war with Jabba

Jabba/Janbot = Unhinged Janet Jackson stan who may or may not also be

Bankrupt a state fair = Allegedly what a poorly-attended Janet Jackson concert caused one Summer

Baha Fresh Coupons = A totally fake DL-ism which VadgeStan tries to convince others actually happened, that Janet was paid for a celebrity endorsement for Baha Fresh with free food coupons

Lady Trump = Lady Gaga with her Trump-like ways

by Anonymousreply 177July 2, 2021 8:08 PM

"This will end in tears."

This means a romantic entanglement or a situation that was fraught with issues and drama. The warning signs were ignored or denied. The relationship and the situation will end in hostility, a broken heart, sadness and regret.

by Anonymousreply 178July 2, 2021 8:10 PM

[quote]References to "Chambo" can often provoke comment on James Scott, particularly his transition from soap opera leading man to spiriitual guru, and his dabbling in Ayahuasca.

And EJ's infamous 13" x 8.5", R157.

by Anonymousreply 179July 2, 2021 8:12 PM

Hissing.

by Anonymousreply 180July 2, 2021 8:25 PM

It has sometimes taken me a while to catch on to certain phrases from the DL Dictionary. But I didn't dare ask. Didn't want to slow the momentum of sometimes hilarious threads. Shitty Little Anne is one that I would love to know the background on. Tears run down my face I laugh so hard. And when Cheryl shows up at just the right time. And the placement of the Darfur Orphan's posts are sometimes nothing short of comedy genius.

by Anonymousreply 181July 2, 2021 8:28 PM

What is the origin of the Dafür Orphan?

by Anonymousreply 182July 2, 2021 8:37 PM

"Ask me anything."

The OP will post this to allow DL to ask any personal questions about OP's lifestyle. Usually, the questions are related to sex, work and habits. OP will supposedly answer all questions, no matter how absurd or outlandish. The thread evaporates quickly, mainly because OP does not respond to questions. OP has the attention span of a gnat's fart.

by Anonymousreply 183July 2, 2021 8:38 PM

There are some Young and Restless specific ones.

Chrissy = Christian LeBlanc

Jabottom is another one (but I don't know who it refers to since I stopped watching Y&R)

Brendad / Bren Dad Ickson = Brenda Dickson

by Anonymousreply 184July 2, 2021 8:41 PM

“Let’s be a XXX”

Often but not always the of beginning of truly funny threads

by Anonymousreply 185July 2, 2021 8:42 PM

The sky was so blue that day….

I think this came about from a recollection told about 9/11

by Anonymousreply 186July 2, 2021 9:19 PM

Muumuu

A caftanesque garment of Hawaiian origin much sought after by DLers of a certain physique.

by Anonymousreply 187July 2, 2021 9:31 PM

Porn star or more formally Pron Star

Adult entertainer 1950-1999.

by Anonymousreply 188July 2, 2021 9:34 PM

[quote] The sky was so blue that day….

[quote]I think this came about from a recollection told about 9/11

Yes, but more than one recollection. It seems everyone who was interviewed about that day always commented on how blue the sky was that day.

by Anonymousreply 189July 2, 2021 9:38 PM

Where did 'I like blue' originate from? I know it's Joey Luft, but that's where it ends.

by Anonymousreply 190July 2, 2021 9:43 PM

R187 is often misspelled as “mumu”… but really, of course, means the same thing.

(The apt spelling moomoo for some reason never caught on.)

by Anonymousreply 191July 2, 2021 9:45 PM

How do you make the emoji that the Darfur Orphan uses?

I hate when people post as him and don't use that cute, perfect emoji.

by Anonymousreply 192July 2, 2021 9:50 PM

Signing your post "said no one ever," a humorous tagline that can be used when you've just stated something that couldn't be less true.

by Anonymousreply 193July 2, 2021 10:19 PM

For example, R193's post is informative, and his conclusion cannot be actualized with basic deduction skills and common sense.

by Anonymousreply 194July 2, 2021 10:24 PM

r194's pussy stinks

by Anonymousreply 195July 2, 2021 10:25 PM

Tom Holland is SO straight!

by Anonymousreply 196July 2, 2021 11:12 PM

Beef curtains. Shudder. I can’t, I just can’t. Someone less delicate please take over.

by Anonymousreply 197July 2, 2021 11:42 PM

^^Jesus, take the wheel!

by Anonymousreply 198July 2, 2021 11:52 PM

“Why did XXX’s career go down straight the SHITTER”?

Semi-humorous attempt at making fun of a celebrity’s alleged declining commercial fortunes. Even if said celebrity still swims in unimaginable amounts of wealth and fame. Example: why did Madonna’s career go down straight the shitter? Usually started by a Janbot (see a previous entry to explain that term).

by Anonymousreply 199July 3, 2021 12:49 AM

FWIW, many of the things listed here, like "said no one ever" and "ask me anything" are not DL specific but rather general internet memes and/or things people say that may be unfamiliar to some DLers.

They are used here a lot, but they are not native to Datalounge the way, say "Muriel" is or do not have DL-specific meanings like "worse than Hitler" or "Mein Führer"

by Anonymousreply 200July 3, 2021 12:51 AM

[quote] _____'s Collapse Is Complete

Meaning: Big and, possibly, insurmountable troubles have befallen _____.

by Anonymousreply 201July 3, 2021 1:08 AM

[quote]R200 “said no one ever" and "ask me anything" are not DL specific [bold]but rather general internet memes [/bold]and/or things people say that may be unfamiliar to some DLers.

What is this “internet”?

by Anonymousreply 202July 3, 2021 1:14 AM

Verificatia, Verificata - What difference does it make?

It was a hit!

by Anonymousreply 203July 3, 2021 1:20 AM

R192 reserves her hate for important things.

But not for the fact I lack the strength to post her required emoji.

I'm sorry, white lady. Please don't hate me.

by Anonymousreply 204July 3, 2021 1:45 AM

This should settle it once and for all!

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by Anonymousreply 205July 3, 2021 3:27 AM

I remember the phrase as, "she kicked my daughter in the cunt and broke her vagina bone," and not "cunt bone." It was a long time ago, though.

by Anonymousreply 206July 3, 2021 3:32 AM

[quote] Thanks In Advance is what TIA has always meant.

Thank you, R63. Amazingly, this is not in the Urban Dictionary and I was never able to figure out what it meant.

by Anonymousreply 207July 3, 2021 3:51 AM

Can I have your stuff?

Snarky comment made to a hypochondriac who posts their medical problems, most often as a cry for help/attention getting ploy.

by Anonymousreply 208July 3, 2021 4:21 AM

[quote] Present Hole: -- was probably funny at some point

It's still funny -- hilarious, even

by Anonymousreply 209July 3, 2021 4:25 AM

Did present hole come from the guy who said his hole was open for business 24/7?

by Anonymousreply 210July 3, 2021 4:27 AM

The Aids

Some celebrity's latest diet inducing gauntness.

by Anonymousreply 211July 3, 2021 6:15 AM

R190 yes. That and Lorna's "I was molested" and "Julianne Moore, seriously". DL sleuths, explain.

by Anonymousreply 212July 3, 2021 6:25 AM

"Julianne Moore, seriously" came about one night when a troll went into virtually every thread on the site and wrote "Julianne Moore, seriously."

No one knew exactly what to think at the time, but the upshot is that now whenever one references Julianne Moore, they should also add the word "seriously" after the name or somewhere within the sentence. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 213July 3, 2021 6:48 AM

What did Linda Lavin and Bonnie Franklin do to Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 214July 3, 2021 7:45 AM

"CORN! I DON'T REMEMBER EATING CORN!"

Carol Channing, notoriously, was performing live in regional theater and she was mic'd and went to the bathroom during intermission and the whole theater heard her take a dump and proclaim---!!!!

by Anonymousreply 215July 3, 2021 8:32 AM

Thank you R215

I always wondered where that came from!

by Anonymousreply 216July 3, 2021 10:41 AM

"Darkest Flyoverstan" - rural areas of Flyoverstan (see R143) - comes from Paddington Bear who was from "Darkest Peru"

by Anonymousreply 217July 3, 2021 10:45 AM

"People say I look 25"

means poster looks like this:

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by Anonymousreply 218July 3, 2021 12:27 PM

You type fat.

Any person who espouses the virtues of any food item whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 219July 3, 2021 12:43 PM

"Vagina cape".

An item of clothing that lis worn by lesbians attending Mitchfest.

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by Anonymousreply 220July 3, 2021 12:45 PM

"FOLLIES"

The greatest of all American musicals because properly designed it is full of glitz, glamor, sequins and feathers and because it concerns the failed hopes and dreams of it aging characters. I mean, what is more Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 221July 3, 2021 1:16 PM

^ its aging. Whatever.

by Anonymousreply 222July 3, 2021 1:19 PM

"XXXX's Sad Last Days" The appropriate way to title a thread featuring an article in which a celebrity looks like utter shit or appears to have gone through a significant decline of any sort.

"XXXX is Dead to Me" The appropriate way to title a thread announcing the death of someone (or occasionally, the death of some thing). OPs of such threads who do not title in this manner will be brutally and necessarily chastised by the DL community.

by Anonymousreply 223July 3, 2021 1:41 PM

It's "I'm 39, friends tell me I look 25."

by Anonymousreply 224July 3, 2021 1:42 PM

"I'M NOT A PROSTATUTE!"

Legendary screed from former Sean Cody performer, Brandon, who was sickened that anyone thought that he sold his body to other men.

Make sure you spell it the way Brandon did.

(In this gif, he's saying, "I'm not a WHORE.")

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by Anonymousreply 225July 3, 2021 1:45 PM

"XXXX types fat" The appropriate response when a DLer posts something that in any way, no matter how miniscule, reveals that they may be a fat whore.

"Fat whores rejoice" The appropriate introduction to a thread title for articles or topics that involve fattening food or otherwise celebrate gluttony, laziness, or any other bits of interest to those who are morbidly obese in fact or morbidly obese at heart.

by Anonymousreply 226July 3, 2021 2:58 PM

r182 Here is Darfur Orphan's origin story, as started by a letter from his sponsor, Dave.

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by Anonymousreply 227July 3, 2021 5:06 PM

[quote] "I'M NOT A PROSTATUTE!"

Is that really how he spelled prostitute? He should have stayed in school a little longer.

by Anonymousreply 228July 3, 2021 5:31 PM

Yes, it's real, R228.

Have you seen his Instagram? It's a grammatical nightmare, even by DL standards.

by Anonymousreply 229July 3, 2021 5:36 PM

"To service" is different on DL than out in the world

by Anonymousreply 230July 3, 2021 6:00 PM

R138 Datalounge needs to keep up with the times......iPods were discontinued years ago.

by Anonymousreply 231July 3, 2021 6:34 PM

[quote] .iPods were discontinued years ago.

Not all of them. You can still get an iPod Touch.

by Anonymousreply 232July 3, 2021 6:45 PM

Coming soon ... Roma Downey and Janet Jackson in "Touched By an iPod."

by Anonymousreply 233July 3, 2021 7:22 PM

Cookie smeller: aka gay face, a man presumed gay because his resting face looks like he's always smelling cookies. Also my favorite thing I learned on DL.

by Anonymousreply 234July 3, 2021 10:04 PM

I can’t believe no one has mention ‘my friend Julie.’

What’s that one about again?

by Anonymousreply 235July 3, 2021 10:33 PM

The origin of “verificatia” has been revealed in R205 but none of you bothered to open that link.

by Anonymousreply 236July 3, 2021 11:29 PM

So why don't you just tell us r236. I don't usually open links. If I was so inclined id just google and surf around instead of hanging out here with the lovely homosexual creatures in here.

by Anonymousreply 237July 4, 2021 12:09 AM

Not true, R205. I opened it and took a look right after it was posted...

by Anonymousreply 238July 4, 2021 6:02 AM

Who knew Verificatia was Polish sizemeat?

Gimme some of that Kielbasa now!

by Anonymousreply 239July 4, 2021 9:04 AM

Customer: I'll have the large kielbasa, please.

Butcher: Yes sir, would you like that sliced?

Customer: What do you think I am, a piggybank?

by Anonymousreply 240July 4, 2021 9:25 AM

XXX is/was an insatiable bottom.

A DL compliment.

by Anonymousreply 241July 4, 2021 9:47 AM

“I love you RXXX”

“Marry me RXXX”

Declaration that RXXX’ remark was particularly funny. Comes with the hope that RXXX is a) attractive (unlikely), b) available (probably but who wants that bitter cunt), and c) identifiable (no).

by Anonymousreply 242July 4, 2021 12:08 PM

asking for a friend = asking for self girls/ladies/gurls = men Frau = women

by Anonymousreply 243July 4, 2021 12:13 PM

Craxy = crazy

by Anonymousreply 244July 4, 2021 1:17 PM

Miss Warwick

Greatest singer/performer/interpretress of American music of the last 60 years, patriot, social commentator, shade queen and, as yet, never-indicted independent-minded manager of fortunes and smokable.

by Anonymousreply 245July 4, 2021 2:00 PM

Where does this Cheryl and her gross vagina come from? Are you guys referencing a movie? Also why is Lucy star Vance always included in polls?

by Anonymousreply 246July 4, 2021 2:08 PM

R246 see R57

by Anonymousreply 247July 4, 2021 2:10 PM

Pron — noun, archaic. Not a typo, "pron" on the DL refers to pornography. Intentionally but rarely used post-2015.

by Anonymousreply 248July 4, 2021 2:11 PM

R231, we at the DataLounge are, indeed, with the times. We enjoy live music and often have string quartets, a lutist or a harpist play at our dinner parties.

Please note that we do not seek to know what is on our quartet's play list. We are asking about dead celebrities and unfortunate victims who seem likely to have kept their iPODs up to date until their demises.

Your, however, are what we on the DL define as a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 249July 4, 2021 2:11 PM

Donkeytooth — Proper noun. Refers to British Nazi pedo troll Milo Yiannopoulos, inexplicably a onetime influencer of US politics, who had his rotting cream-colored teeth replaced with dentures. Donkeytooth is a former or present member of the Datalounge, having successfully seeded the site with his own propaganda beginning in 2014 or 2015. Presently living in a cardboard box in Florida.

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by Anonymousreply 250July 4, 2021 2:17 PM

"Jam up and jelly tight!"

Catchphrase for messy sex that will be popular on the DL in 2023, if Management continues to be successful in its careful plan for world domination.

One step at a time.

by Anonymousreply 251July 4, 2021 2:19 PM

The Cockgobbler — Proper noun. Refers to not just any gobbler of cock, but specifically to the Schock Jock, disgraced former Illinois congressman and current ALLEGED steroidal sex worker. Also likely has visited the Data Lounge to give posters a piece of his mind, which is generous considering how little he has to give away. Known for camapaigning against same-sex marriage, voting against hate crimes protections, jerking a guy off in public at Coachella, allegedly fucking one of his young college interns while working as a member of Congress, being photographed putting money in the G strings of Mexican strippers, sending out jackoff and butthole-spreading videos from Middle Eastern airport public bathrooms, tinymeat and humongous steroidal titties.

by Anonymousreply 252July 4, 2021 2:22 PM

Compassion — Error: Integer divide by zero. This concept does not exist on Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 253July 4, 2021 2:24 PM

Wasn't it spelled "pron" in order to avoid censorship at the time?

by Anonymousreply 254July 4, 2021 2:44 PM

Yes, r254, and it was used across the internet, it wasn't just a DL thing.

by Anonymousreply 255July 4, 2021 8:12 PM

Delighting in trashing Andy Cohen is a DL tradition!!!

(Though the collective dog-piling of hate was comedy, not true vitriol. It was a way to get him to visit the boards, I think!)

by Anonymousreply 256July 4, 2021 11:42 PM

FeetS

TeefS

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by Anonymousreply 257July 4, 2021 11:50 PM

Like Judy Garland, Vivian Vance had zero Gaydar!!! That's why she's a DL fav, along with Judy.

by Anonymousreply 258July 5, 2021 12:11 AM

still no answer about my friend Julie?

Why is she hated?

by Anonymousreply 259July 5, 2021 1:44 AM

"Thoughts and prayers" means you have no shits to give.

by Anonymousreply 260July 5, 2021 3:14 AM

Fuck off r256 I hate you.

by Anonymousreply 261July 5, 2021 7:15 AM

R261 Stop wasting time with these little people. Let's hangout at my mansion. And bring some coke and lube.

by Anonymousreply 262July 5, 2021 7:27 AM

Twink

The under 40s.

by Anonymousreply 263July 5, 2021 9:39 AM

Fixted = past tense of "to fix".

by Anonymousreply 264July 5, 2021 10:59 AM

“Can I have your stuff? “

Statement of empathy toward the cancer stricken/suicidal/drug addicted

by Anonymousreply 265July 5, 2021 1:12 PM

"Lá Senatrice"

Lady Senator from SC

by Anonymousreply 266July 5, 2021 1:19 PM

Oh, dear.

The DLer is giving you guidance in solecism.

by Anonymousreply 267July 5, 2021 4:24 PM

Hilaria = dumb white bitch named Hilary who pretended to be Spanish with a fake accent. Spends her days yelling at nannies, doing yoga, popping out kids, and posting on instagram.

by Anonymousreply 268July 6, 2021 1:32 AM

Ummm.... shit bra? Anyone?

by Anonymousreply 269July 7, 2021 12:42 AM

Catnip

A controversial DL topic that the mere mention of the key word(s) is likely to generate multiple threads, even though the topic has been discussed ad infinitum before.

eg. The dos and don'ts of rinsing pasta.

by Anonymousreply 270July 7, 2021 6:31 AM

My mussy is wet.

I want that big hunky straight cock inside my hole

by Anonymousreply 271July 7, 2021 6:43 AM

Who are these Concerned Moms? Can anyone please explain?

by Anonymousreply 272July 7, 2021 8:45 AM

These are moms, who are ardently concerned, about a range of DL questions de jour.

by Anonymousreply 273July 7, 2021 12:13 PM

“Sessums, Kevin”

Hudson dweller who for some reason elicits extremely strong reactions in some Dataloungers

by Anonymousreply 274July 7, 2021 12:28 PM

RIP

Couldn't care less.

by Anonymousreply 275July 7, 2021 1:41 PM

R177, the Baja Fresh thing actually happened.

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by Anonymousreply 276July 10, 2021 4:29 PM

This is the most BIZAAR thread I have EVER SEEN!

by Anonymousreply 277July 10, 2021 4:37 PM

VERY IMPORTANT!

Three buttons on the bottom left side of a posting:

Orange person with a line ~ Blocks deplorable, trannies and undesirable from your sacred eyespace.

Orange button with FF in the center ~ Not sure, but theordically, if enough people press it in a post, the earth will open under Op and they are in a new dimension.

Blue button with WW in the center ~ this is a mystery to everyone. Most often, people use it as a 'like' button, which we should but don't have. I have discovered I can 'like' my posts over and over again, making me the most popular bitch in this shit show!

by Anonymousreply 278July 10, 2021 4:57 PM

Clutching with which hand, Tallulah?? Your left or your right? Do you know the difference?

by Anonymousreply 279July 10, 2021 5:01 PM

eats old people's excrement??

by Anonymousreply 280July 10, 2021 6:54 PM

[quote] but theordically,

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 281July 12, 2021 10:39 AM

Divisive contributor. Of Anglo Saxon origin, meaning rich friend. It's unknown if this is either of those.

by Anonymousreply 282July 12, 2021 1:52 PM

Who or what is Vera?

by Anonymousreply 283July 13, 2021 1:28 AM

^^ I'll hazard a guess that it's Vera Charles, Mame Dennis' best friend, aka "the world's greatest lush"...

by Anonymousreply 284July 13, 2021 3:02 PM

R283 Viagra

by Anonymousreply 285July 13, 2021 9:34 PM

What's the origin of "XXX, you in danger gurl!"?

Always makes me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 286July 14, 2021 2:44 PM

^ The movie Ghost, I think?

by Anonymousreply 287July 14, 2021 3:24 PM

You in danger, girl!

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by Anonymousreply 288July 14, 2021 8:04 PM

"Huge pussy hound"

Off-limits to DLers.

by Anonymousreply 289July 16, 2021 8:08 AM

[quote]"Thoughts and prayers" means you have no shits to give.

That's what it means when politicians say it in the real world, too. As usual, we are just helpfully highlighting this point. One of my favourite DL examples of this:

Terrified Utah Hiker films Cougar Stalking Him

If he's hot then someone save him! If he's ugly then thoughts and prayers.

by Anonymousreply 290July 17, 2021 11:44 AM

R178, "This will end in tears" is also an appropriate thing to say when you know someone has posted something for which they are about to be savaged, wittily or otherwise, by DL members. It is hoped someone said it early in the Pasta Draining thread.

by Anonymousreply 291July 17, 2021 11:53 AM

"=" means "I believe I have identified the poster". Preferably used wittily.

Example: R1 posts "I hate Donald Trump more than words can say."

A subsequent poster writes "R1 = Melania."

by Anonymousreply 292July 17, 2021 12:03 PM

Mint Julep

The preferred alcoholic beverage of DLers.

by Anonymousreply 293July 17, 2021 9:28 PM

R137 makes reference to boundary stating. I think that is also rooted in the MichFest threads.

R142 makes reference to MichFest – the Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival, which was held annually in Michigan, and was comprised of only women. Men were not allowed (except the men who serviced the porta-Johns, which MichFest renamed “PortaJanes”). They had a robust bulletin board where everyone was complaining about things that occurred at the festival. Sometimes these ladies would complain and then say “There. I’ve stated my boundaries.” R169, do take note. It’s hilarious because the poster on MichFest would be taking themselves far too seriously on a largely anonymous board, as if anyone is going to adhere to it. DL used to spy on the MichFest threads and quote them here on annual threads, to great hilarity. Some DL’ers created handles on the MichFest forum in order to troll these oversensitive ladies, and a few lesbian DL’ers went to MichFest, partly for the fun of a music festival with other women, but also partly to examine what happens there and report back to us. This was an annual sensation here for many years, and it spawned many of our regular quotes, including “I’m telling you now so I don’t have to tell you later”. R166 is wrong, I’ve corrected him, and I’ve stated my boundaries.

R159 calls out R158, but is wrong for failing to pick up on the typo that has long been accepted here. The main source is Showgirls, where Cristal Connor tells Nomi Malone “You ARE a whore darlin’. We all are.” Whenever anyone on DL wanted to judge someone for talking about their slutty ways, they would say “You’re a Whore Darlin’” and sign it Cristal C. While it’s not exactly how it was said in the movie, that way of saying it stuck.

R213, that’s not the origin though. There was a thread which was naming actresses for one reason or another. One poster wrote “Julianne Moore, Seriously” just once, and it became hilarious to some of us, because why would that need to be qualified? Then that poster you mentioned did their best to make it go viral here by overposting it, and it worked. One poster claimed to have later encountered Julianne in person, and actually told her about this meme trend, and she was simultaneously amused and confused by it all.

R234, the cookie smelling origin is from a stand up comic Dov Davidoff who said that gay men always look like they’re smelling freshly baked cookies. I actually posted about this when it happened, and many people took umbrage with the ‘homophobia’ involved, but the term stuck.

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by Anonymousreply 294August 4, 2021 7:53 PM

Brenda Dickson – this was a one-time actress whose only gig was being a fabulous bitch on Young and the Restless. Since being fired from that show, she’s become a right wing nutjob who self-promotes with terrible grammar and spelling, so she’s become the Trifecta of mockery/love of DL. Check out DL threads which call out her Instagram page. Also, she had a 90’s showmercial called “Welcome to My Home” which didn’t actually sell any products, it just featured he showing off her gaudy Beverly Hills mansion at the time, and telling us how to eat and exercise. Many quotes from DL come from this, and from its parody on YouTube by Deven Green (who we believe posted here from time to time).

by Anonymousreply 295August 4, 2021 7:53 PM

DAAAT’s DA SUCK JOB!

When something really sucks, or if you want to mock someone for being 'special', you say this – but the root is that a DL’er got a random blowjob from a stranger while out cruising, and that’s what the guy said to him after completion, leading the DL’er to realize he was just blown by a special needs individual.

I know this, because I was that DL’er.

by Anonymousreply 296August 4, 2021 7:54 PM

"Hugh pussy hound. Big Bush supporter." I suspect started during W's administration. Said about gay men as a rule.

Why is straight me so stupid? Me=men

Never ask about or mention Pranching Ponies. It may get you banned.

by Anonymousreply 297August 4, 2021 7:54 PM

"PRANCHING PONIES!"

by Anonymousreply 298August 4, 2021 7:58 PM

MARY dates from the 80s, at the latest; here's a comic from the era by Donelan.

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by Anonymousreply 299August 4, 2021 8:58 PM

Raunch Dressing - preferred dip of DL

by Anonymousreply 300August 4, 2021 10:00 PM

R296 Sue-Ellen, thanks for the hilarious background. But your "dats da suck job" has me howling. Some of these like "Julianne Moore, Seriously." are the exact kind of absurd humor, I laugh about with good friends. My partner has a different sense of humor so I get an extra kick out of DL this past year. Clearly, I need to get my ass out more. - R181.

by Anonymousreply 301August 5, 2021 2:45 AM

Greg = Peg

by Anonymousreply 302August 5, 2021 2:46 AM

"Dawson's 500-Load Weekend" - the "Citizen Kane" of Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 303August 5, 2021 5:59 PM

"Noted heterosexualist" - see "Cruise, Tom".

See also: "Cooper, Bradley"; "Lysacek, Evan".

by Anonymousreply 304August 5, 2021 6:02 PM

KAFTAN! Who/when/how to wear one?

by Anonymousreply 305August 6, 2021 2:18 AM

“Dongfull” - of verified sizemeat

by Anonymousreply 306August 27, 2021 9:27 PM

“What was on his iPod?” Opportunity to make tasteless jokes about suicide victims (“Free Falling”) or victims of lethal accidents. Requires vast knowledge of song titles. Also requires explanation of iPod to Gaylings born after 2001.

by Anonymousreply 307August 27, 2021 9:32 PM

Oops Sorry R138

by Anonymousreply 308August 27, 2021 9:36 PM

I thought Oh, Mary! originated from The Women (1939). Is this true? If so, when did the gays pick it up?

by Anonymousreply 309August 27, 2021 10:10 PM

2003.

We're trendsetters!

by Anonymousreply 310August 28, 2021 11:35 PM

[quote] -calling someone Mary!! (Is it a drama queen?)

"Mary" was a common term of address gay men secretly used with one another in the USA in the 20th century before Stonewall. It's used frequently in "The Boys in the Band," where the DL love of the term stems from.

What it means on DL is, "You're as gay as gay can be--don't even think for a minute you're fooling anyone." It can be used to respond to a poster who is being nelly, who is using over-the-top purple prose, or even someone who is trying to be butch.

[quote]-Rose (I assumed this is from Golden Girls' Rose being dim?)

One of the funniest things about "Golden Girls" is that Dorothy Zbornak does not hold to the common belief that there is no such thing as a stupid question.. In almost every episode, Rose asks an inane question with an obvious answer, and Dorothy belittles her for it by answering her sarcastically, and begins it by saying, "No Rose..." or :Yes Rose" and then adding a sarcastic zinger.

[quote]-Frau? Is it just any straight woman, or is it more limited to an obnoxious mom, Karen, or the pumpkin spice soy latte, Ugg boots & scarf types?

"Frau" goes back to the idea in the early 20th century that the Germans were convinced that women must be obsessed with "Kinder, Kirche, und Küche": children, church, and cooking. A [italic]hausfrau[/italic] became a contemptuous word used at mid-century to use for housewives who thought their way of living was the be-all and end-all for women. On Datalounge it means an obnoxious married woman who uses her wifely and maternal statuses as a way for glorifying herself. Because so many Dataloungers don't like women, "cubefrau" was a term that was invented to describe entitled women at the office, usually who are into annoying thins men don't do as much like plan elaborate take-out for lunch for the entire office, or organize farewell parties no one else wants to attend or give.

"Karens" usually refers to exceptionally entitled white women (usually Generation Xers) who chew someone out in public or demand to see the manager to report an employee's inadequate behavior. It is especially popular as a term with gay African Americans, and has comne to replace "Miss Ann," a name which used to be used to describe the same phenomenon (or, a black woman who is acting like an entitled white woman, such as in "Dreamgirls" when Marty sings, "You walk, Miss Ann, and I'll call your union!" to one of James Thunder Early's black back-up singers who is quitting her job on the spot.). A "frau" can be passive, but a "Karen" is more actively menacing (which is why Schmed-win, for example, is absolutely terrified by Karens, and why he used to post about them constantly for almost a year.)

by Anonymousreply 311August 29, 2021 3:25 AM

Greg - poster who frequently posts recipes and menus for his elaborate dinner parties. He cheerfully answers all responses, no matter how belittling.

by Anonymousreply 312August 29, 2021 5:56 AM

Miss Dora Dumfucke, ingenue....always makes me laugh

by Anonymousreply 313August 29, 2021 5:58 AM

R269 Ask Bea Arthur, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 314August 29, 2021 6:18 AM

Whoresides - the Duchess of Sussex aka Megan Markle. This was derived from a typo in the Daily Mail in an except from one of her numerous lawsuits, '.....who resides'>>>>'whoresides'.

Many people think the Duchess had yachting and casting couching in her past.

by Anonymousreply 315August 29, 2021 2:04 PM

“Lá“

Oh, dear, R266

by Anonymousreply 316August 29, 2021 3:29 PM

BILL TAYLOR: An older gent who began his gay journey late in life and eager to make up for loss time chasing usually unattainable twinks. His cheap toupee, penchant for wearing clothing geared for young slim trendees and living withover-bearing mothers are hallmarks of this type. He frequently only interests trade, usually ethnics types who play up a masculine role to gain access to his Social Security possibility.

by Anonymousreply 317August 29, 2021 6:25 PM

That was awesome, R311. Thanks for the breakdown with historical references!

by Anonymousreply 318August 29, 2021 7:19 PM

What does it mean when there are lines through something, like a post?

by Anonymousreply 319August 29, 2021 7:33 PM

“Fat Whores”

How dataloungers refer to themselves

by Anonymousreply 320August 29, 2021 8:03 PM

"Fat whore" started as a multi-purpose retort, which technically could be used towards anyone.

Bur it has its obvious meaning, clearly.

by Anonymousreply 321September 1, 2021 3:26 AM

R311, excellent explanations but someone would have to be living under a rock for the past two years to not know what a "Karen" is. It's everywhere in popular culture.

by Anonymousreply 322September 1, 2021 3:31 AM

R311 isn't incorrect about any of what was posted about "MARY!" but I think we often see it as a response to the "purple prose." Sometimes it's "I can't believe you said that outrageous, or over the top, thing!"

If someone is letting their Gurlina/Mary flag fly, or sometimes if they're a bit of a nerd/stan about something, they often get a MARY! too.

by Anonymousreply 323September 1, 2021 3:37 AM

"This is why we can't have nice things."

A statement of concern, usually due to some outrageous behavior in the gay community .

by Anonymousreply 324September 1, 2021 5:51 PM

"This is why they hate us."

A statement of gay self-hate, usually due to some outrageous behavior in the gay community. Comes with an expectations that the Taliban/deplorables will have eradicated gay life by 2100.

by Anonymousreply 325September 1, 2021 5:52 PM

I skimmed this thread and couldn't find the reference to "Has Susan Dey commented?" I know the bitch from the Partridge Family, but what the hell does she have to do with DL?

by Anonymousreply 326September 1, 2021 9:45 PM

When David Cassidy died, she never Tweeted out her words of sympathy for his family.

She didn't comment on it at all.

by Anonymousreply 327September 1, 2021 9:54 PM

Prancing Prunies - uptight elder-leaning posters, often members of the Maiden Aunt Brigade , who are outraged at simple grammar infractions, duplicate postongs and typos.

They will be heard!

by Anonymousreply 328September 1, 2021 10:20 PM

Boris DeFuckwit the Nazi Incel — the troll who spams nearly every DL thread with right-wing propaganda, Fake News and the denigration of women and minorities, especially trans, "woke" or "SJWS,' in an effort to promote the Republican Party, its objectives and Republican officials like Ex President Donald Trump, who are the paid, bribed and professional puppets of Russian oligarchs, mobsters and the dictator Vladimir Putin. i.e., a Russian agent, regardless of nationality or consciousness of Russian payouts to American Republicans, who always pretends not to know about the Russian payouts to and indoctrination of Trump for 40 years, or Russian payouts to the N.R.A., Lindsey Graham, Ron Johnson, etc., despite being informed 80 million times by truth-tellers on DL, legitimate journalists and the Mueller report and convictions..

Boris uses multiple sock puppet accounts and alternate personalities in an effort to conceal her identity and override account blockers, such as the user names DeFacto, DeJure, MissAuntieOP69, GayGermanGuy, Cassandra, Zemen-Wambuis, Bodega Cat, oracle, Ooze, SurvivingAngel, luquinhasluca, Xpat, Ayyyyyyden Fonzarelli-Dudegash, Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron), TheTruthFairy, Cinesnatch and more.

Boris has an embarrassing habit of making partisan election predictions that never come true. She is frequently greyed-out by user Flames and Freaks and deleted or red-tagged by Muriel the DL webmistress.

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by Anonymousreply 329September 1, 2021 10:49 PM

Ooze and Cinesnatch being placed in the same category as Defacto/Dejure and GermanGayGuy is pretty amusing, not gonna lie.

by Anonymousreply 330September 2, 2021 1:43 AM

R327 Why would she comment on some coworker from many decades previous? SMDH

by Anonymousreply 331September 2, 2021 4:49 AM

I use one email and sign all of my posts, unless I forget to tick the box every now and again. I've said it before.

If you think I'm "Boris," you're a fucking idiot.

by Anonymousreply 332September 2, 2021 9:39 AM

Also, I voted for Biden and Hillary, and had a falling out with my brother over his (avid) support of Trump.

You can't point to one of my posts that indicates I'm a Republican, you fucking moron, R329.

by Anonymousreply 333September 2, 2021 9:41 AM

“You fucking moron “

Datalounge parlance for “With all due respect”.

by Anonymousreply 334October 7, 2021 9:36 PM

“DL catnip” A thread on a topic that makes Dataloungers drool with emotion and excitement. Such as Taylor Lautner’s career suicide.

by Anonymousreply 335October 7, 2021 9:42 PM

R172

No, dear. Crisco!

by Anonymousreply 336October 7, 2021 10:40 PM

Has anyone mentioned ‘faghags’ or is that gone by the wayside?

Also, ‘Poppers’.

by Anonymousreply 337October 7, 2021 10:43 PM

R1 I was there in the 70s, NYC.

I know it was trashy, and the bars with the back rooms but they never mention how everyone kind of felt ‘together’ and it was sweet, dear. Sweet in a trampy way but there was a feeling of comraderie our trashy ways. We all felt so suddenly ‘off the leash,’ if you know what I mean. I think of friends from back then and wonder where they are, did aids get them.

Miss those times.

by Anonymousreply 338October 7, 2021 10:56 PM

Lá Sènatrice

The most beautiful, sexy Senator that causes elder straight men to go wild.

by Anonymousreply 339October 7, 2021 11:04 PM

[bold] "I am a lifelong liberal Democrat, but...."[/bold]

Opening first sentence of a troll thread designed to tricking older DLers into believing the troll is actually an older gay man.

Usually followed by phrases like

"this time AOC has gone too far"

or

"I believe Trump has a valid point about masks"

or some other GOP talking point.

by Anonymousreply 340October 7, 2021 11:11 PM

Sure Jan = indicates that you don't believe a word the poster said.

by Anonymousreply 341October 7, 2021 11:36 PM

fat whore - a term of affection on DL

by Anonymousreply 342October 8, 2021 6:31 AM

La Senatrice has been explained three times already!

by Anonymousreply 343October 8, 2021 8:40 AM

Muriel doesn’t come from the movie Muriel’s Wedding. It was the name of the mascot logo character used in the early days of DataLounge. Her likeness was even featured in the DataLounge Gay Pride floats back in the late nineties/early 2000s.

Then she mysteriously disappeared, was never used by DL again and remains this hermit-like concept of the site’s administrator that bans threads or people

by Anonymousreply 344October 8, 2021 8:46 AM

"Senatrice" and "poosie" go hand in hand.

by Anonymousreply 345October 8, 2021 9:56 AM

^DJT

by Anonymousreply 346October 8, 2021 9:57 AM

“R1,” the first responder to a post who is obligated by DL custom to post a withering, over-the-top, ad hominem attack no matter what his true views on the topic might be. R1 must be cruel and irrationally vicious. R1’s performance has been spotty lately, threatening to make DL a warm and caring safe space.

Example of an incorrect R1: OP: I’ve had a bad day and needed to tell someone. R1: Aww, we love you, baby. Sending a hug your way.

Example of a correct R1: OP: I’ve had a bad day and needed to tell someone. R1: Oh, cry me a river you lazy, syphilitic attention whore!

by Anonymousreply 347October 8, 2021 10:15 AM

“0/10” Standard response for an unfunny, unsophisticated, and overwrought attempt to start a thread.

by Anonymousreply 348October 8, 2021 2:24 PM

“Murieled “

thread being deleted, Muriel taking action, see R344

by Anonymousreply 349October 8, 2021 2:28 PM

Wrong, R348.

The 0/10 rating is a an assessment of an EST’s ability to fool other posters into thinking their statements were true. So if it is obviously false, then you might give -100,000/10; whereas, if a handful of posters upthread actually buy the OP’s horseshit you might give a generous 4/10 or similar.

by Anonymousreply 350October 8, 2021 3:18 PM

The “T” in EST, at first, stood for Thread, not Troll. Elaborate Scenario Thread.

As in, “The “I’m in Love With My Father-in-Law” EST remains the gold standard of ESTs.

by Anonymousreply 351October 8, 2021 3:35 PM

Also known as “Elaborate Setup Thread”

by Anonymousreply 352October 8, 2021 4:53 PM

“DL Fave” is usually someone that no one has ever heard of. Alternately, it is someone the poster wishes were being talked about. See also “PR shill.”

by Anonymousreply 353October 8, 2021 4:55 PM

The READ THE GODDAMNED THREAD Troll

You expect everyone to go through a whole thread with more than 300 posts?

by Anonymousreply 354October 8, 2021 5:01 PM

I never understood that line of thinking.

If you’re not here to read the threads, WTF are you doing here? You just want to throw messages up and hopefully someone will find you the wittiest person in the thread?

And why would anyone read your post anyway? After all, you’re not reading theirs.

by Anonymousreply 355October 8, 2021 5:04 PM

[quote]You just want to throw messages up and hopefully someone will find you the wittiest person in the thread?

Exactly right. You read my mind.

by Anonymousreply 356October 8, 2021 5:07 PM

I thought Got Caught Masturbating In My Car In The Parking Lot At Work was the gold standard EST

by Anonymousreply 357October 8, 2021 5:11 PM

"Maroon" = moron.

As in, "with all due respect, you're a fucking maroon"

by Anonymousreply 358October 8, 2021 5:11 PM

r354 No, you're at least supposed to use CTRL+F before posting a response.

by Anonymousreply 359October 8, 2021 5:12 PM

r358 That has nothing to do with Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 360October 8, 2021 5:12 PM

I beg to differ, R360. I've been on and off datalounge for many years, and it's a long tradition here.

by Anonymousreply 361October 8, 2021 5:14 PM

"CTRL+F, what's that? A new antidepressant?"

by Anonymousreply 362October 8, 2021 5:14 PM

"Bullshit" = 80%`of what you will read on this site.

by Anonymousreply 363October 8, 2021 5:16 PM

I have never seen anyone on Datalounge called a "maroon"

Bugs Bunny, however....

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by Anonymousreply 364October 8, 2021 5:16 PM

Guess it's in homage to Bugs, R364.. Click on link below for search results

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by Anonymousreply 365October 8, 2021 5:39 PM

What is it, you Cunt Face?

by Anonymousreply 366October 9, 2021 2:17 AM

quote] The READ THE GODDAMNED THREAD Troll You expect everyone to go through a whole thread with more than 300 posts?

YES.

by Anonymousreply 367October 9, 2021 2:43 AM

Sorry R367. That's just not reasonable. If the thread has less than 100 posts, then maybe.

by Anonymousreply 368October 9, 2021 3:09 AM

Thanks for letting us know who to block, r368. Someone with the attention span of a toddler who thinks their contributions are earth-shattering but couldn’t care less about anyone else’s.

Girl, bye.

by Anonymousreply 369October 10, 2021 11:58 AM

Shitbra… all you need to know is stay on Melissa Gilbert’s good side.

by Anonymousreply 370October 10, 2021 12:06 PM

In front of Jasmine Guy’s house, for when you want to break up with someone.

by Anonymousreply 371October 10, 2021 12:07 PM

LadyG

A virgin goddess

or Lady Gaga?

by Anonymousreply 372October 10, 2021 9:40 PM

R322, I appreciate the explanation of Karen, personally - because many folks are actually confused about it. "Karen" has started to devolve in use to mean any old female bitch of a person. But Karen has a very specific 'call the police' or 'call the manager' vibe.

by Anonymousreply 373August 3, 2022 7:30 PM

Why is Friday designated as a day to talk about Kate Jackson?

Who was the original Cheryl, and why does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 374August 3, 2022 7:34 PM

r38 This specific (and darkly hilarious) scene from Mommie Dearest.

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by Anonymousreply 375August 3, 2022 7:43 PM

OP here, 375 posts later on what has been my most successful thread. Rereading, I'm very proud of what we accomplished here. Immensely educational for newbies, and damned funny to read. The wit and wisdom of Datalounge, along with its quirks, tics, and eccentricities laid bare. I'll never be a DL legend, but I feel I have contributed something meaningful at last.

by Anonymousreply 376August 3, 2022 7:59 PM

Die in a grease fire, R376 / OP.

by Anonymousreply 377August 3, 2022 8:10 PM

r377 I beg your pardon!

by Anonymousreply 378August 3, 2022 9:21 PM

[quote]Who was the original Cheryl, and why does her pussy stink?

Answered at R57.

by Anonymousreply 379August 3, 2022 9:22 PM

Thanks R379. I was around during that time and I somehow forgot the whole story.

by Anonymousreply 380August 4, 2022 1:43 AM

"Verificatia" originated in Mrs Patrick Campbell's (aka Erna's) mannerism of changing the -ation ending of certain words to -atia. "Verificata" is obviously somebody's typo.

by Anonymousreply 381August 4, 2022 1:58 AM

"Oh dear" = DL's cunty version of Grammarly. It alerts you you've made a grammar or spelling error but does not specify or offer any solutions.

by Anonymousreply 382August 5, 2022 2:12 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 383August 16, 2022 5:57 PM

SJW

word used exclusively by right wing trolls

woke

word used exclusively by right wing trolls

Trans

topic of many threads started and bumped by right wing trolls

by Anonymousreply 384August 16, 2022 6:07 PM

This thread is so true!

by Anonymousreply 385January 14, 2023 10:43 AM

How fabulous that us gurls have nearly created our own language. It's like Ebonics only funnier.

by Anonymousreply 386January 14, 2023 11:06 AM

R155 and R156 The problem with Klan Granny term is not about not being correct, because it way probably invented by young girls who think thst anyone over 30 is granny, it is about being stupid and unfunny, it is the type of attempt to humor of little woke bitches who lack any sense of humor. Worse category than dad jokes.

by Anonymousreply 387January 14, 2023 12:21 PM

I forgot where I was for a moment the other night and said “Julianne Moore, seriously” in conversation with some friends. They were quite puzzled, but I knew it would be too hard to explain so just told them “nevermind.”

It is one of my Top 5 DL-isms. It’s just so STUPID that it’s genius.

by Anonymousreply 388January 14, 2023 1:38 PM

I may have asked this or missed the answer. I know it’s attributed to Lorna Luft But what’s the backstory?

“I was molested”

by Anonymousreply 389January 16, 2023 11:48 PM

Dollface thread (or alert): usually cute pets and animals to reduce the bitchery and political whining on the board. It works, but sometimes just gets thrown in the bottom of the pile.

by Anonymousreply 390January 17, 2023 1:06 AM

The song Lightnin' Strikes by Lou Christie: it's been disputed a few times, the old queen himself Lou Christie may lurk the DL semi-regularly. Posting his own happy birthday threads and talking about uncut pinga. It's also a DLer favorite song.

by Anonymousreply 391January 17, 2023 1:08 AM
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