Tell me you’re homophobic without TELLING me you’re homophobic

why would i want to do this?

“I just don’t understand why some gays dress so girly.”

From the linked thread:

"And I believe that there are a number of posters on DL who wish they were women and are extremely jealous of straight women as a result. That does not mean I believe that many, let alone most gay men want to be women. Only that the gay men who fit that description tend to congregate on DL."

I like fucking trannies

“You’re anti-trans.”

“You’re a Zionist.”

“You’re a xenophobe”.

“I love Chick Fil-a. I don’t care”.

“What does Louis Farrakhan have to do with this?”

“The Nation of Islam is not Islam”

“Why are whites so evil against Blacks?”

"I'm just saying, there's a time and a place for certain behavior."

"I don't care what they do as long as it isn't compulsory!" My late mum who didn't think that was homophobic at all, she was being accepting in her eyes.

"Then the wife dragged me off to a Liberace concert . . ."

TRANS 👏🏾 WOMEN 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 WOMEN

This will end in tears

"sexual preference"

"gay lifestyle"

I’ve been reading “sexual preference” a lot more lately. Also, apparently “sodomy” is okay too.

I don't care if you're gay. Just keep your hands to yourself and don't try to hit on me.

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A N O T H E R

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"Genital preference"

Well, as long as *you're* happy ...

I love Tucker Carlson and I create many DL posts to defend him

R9 is a Republican who supports "traditional marriage"

God loves everybody, no matter what.

Well, I don't understand it, but you're still my son so I love you.

GIRL DICK

'My nephew is a pansy too,"

I like Tiktok but can we kept the Tiktok memes on Tiktok.

I hate trans people because my GOP pals tell me to, but I didn't say anything when they tried to amend the constitution to ban gay marriage. I also didn't care about those "religious freedom" laws they passed.

I pretend trans people are my enemies, and I won't admit that the vast majority of gay bashers are heterosexual men. I lust after straight men, so I give them a free pass.

PENISES ARE FOR VAGINAS NOT SHITSLOTS, GET IT THRU YER HEAD YOU F@&! 🤡

I have nothing against gays, but why do they have to make people uncomfortable with they're 'coming outs'? Do you see us straight people announcing that were straight? Keep you're sex life to yourself!! I'd never talk about sex in public, that's between my hubby and me!!!

Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

Pride is so corporate now.

Anything prefaced with "I don't care what you do behind closed doors, but..."

I'm a lesbian. I don't like most lesbians.

“He’s cute, but just wait till he opens his mouth and his purse falls out.”

“God his muscles are amazing but why does he have to act so prissy?”

“All those muscles and he’s only a strict bottom.” 😞

“I have another gay friend, you two should get together”.

R12 pour vous...

no kissing

"I love you, son."

“Oh I’m not gay, I’m bi.”

“I don’t bottom. Ever.”

I’m queer.

I thought he was hot until the purse fell out of his mouth and he didn't have four quarters for a dollar in it.

“Call me a dirty faggot while you’re pissing on my face.”

I'm going to kick him in the utter until he can no longer produce homogenized milk.

WEHT to [Sean Cody’s name]?

*Sean Cody model’s name

I'm a proud TERF.

“Im all for gay rights I just wish they wouldn’t shove it down our throats.”

I loves me "my" gays.

- Kathy Griffin, Tyra Banks, SJP and every other straight cunt pretending to be an ally while simultaneously reducing gay people to pets.

I’m Muslim.

Every time there's a story about a gay couple, every commentator who writes "Who cares", or something along the lines of that people can do what they want in private but we don't need to hear about it. Yes, we get it, you don't want to hear about gay people and you have to make sure those who do get to hear that. Here you are reading the Daily Mail or similar which is full of gossip and you're complaining about gossip about gay people because it's about gay people. I know full well you're a massive fucking homophobe, and most of them think they aren't too.

I’m not a homophobe, but these videos of “perfect” gay couples acting cute really are nauseating. And if they’re disgusting and cringe to us, just imagine what the straights must think.

R51 and do you say/think the same about every straight couple in the media/news/movies? I bet not. That's where the homophobia comes in. You must be self-loathing.

"How do you know you are gay if you have never tried being with a woman?"

I don't know what I'd do without my hairdresser Vincent. He's so talented and funny, and not at all like the ones you see on the news.

Hello. I am tennis champion Margaret Court.

"Some of my best friends . . ."

“They’re like a normal couple! They’re actually nice, respectful, and pay their bills!”

I was gay but that didn’t feel right, and the people around me weren’t very happy either. Then I realized I was trans. Then I felt right, and the people around me were much happier.

Why do they have to call it marriage.

R59 - That’s one I agree with. I call mine partner. I never want to be equated to straight “marriage” or be called a “husband.” I believe we, as gay men, are superior to straight people and their dogma, culture, and traditions. Why would we want to be like them?

Don’t forget “alternative lifestyle,” r11.

I still heard that from two medical professionals in recent years.

“He’s not ever going to find a woman with that demeanor. No wonder why he’s a confirmed bachelor!”

I don’t see why they need to make such a big deal out of it.

“She had a choice, now we’ll have to tell mom and dad why they won’t have any grandbabies!”

"You're gay? You aren't going to try to make a pass at me, are you?"

“I just can’t shake hands with a guy that sucks dick and jacks off other dudes.”

"I've decided that when I move I'm going to be straight. I am no longer interested in being gay. Gay men are too exhausting to deal with."

I just start being cold and distant when I find out you’re gay, no need to say anything.

I don’t know where those hands have been!

"I find myself very infrequently attracted to gay men. I dated another gay guy several years and it never felt right. I hate gay voice, mannerisms, and “culture”. Since I’ve always wanted biological kids, I figure I might as well have kids and marry a woman."

"I'm a Christian so it's not my place to judge. Hate the sin, love the sinner."

“Like a pretty boy like him knows how to change his own oil!”

Check out this TikTok hottie!

“Brad can wear all the dresses and lipstick he wants but he’s a father with three children and a career! He needs to stop this crossdressing shit! We live in a Christian community, kids don’t need to see this!”

"Love the sinner - not the sin..."

R74 that’s not homophobic.

"Oh, it doesn't matter to me. I understand. But it's your father I'm worried about. He never takes bad news well."

“Your father’s from a different generation. He just can’t comprehend the gay lifestyle.”

I think we’ve gotten off track here.

I hook up with guys, but I only hang out with straight people.

“I hook up with black guys on the down low, but I’d never date or marry one.”

My religion says.....

"Why isn't there a 'no homosexuality' option in the game settings?"

“Why does there have to be homosexual representation in every single television program?”

R84 - gosh I actually agree with that one!!

"Gay guys are so much drama. I prefer hanging out with my straight friends."

"Brad and I are keeping the ceremony small, so it's immediate family only. Sorry."

"[insert tired Bottom joke here.]"

“I have only straight friends”.

Welcome to Lipstick Alley. I am one of the moderators and most active posters here.

“There was a thread over on LSA about this...”

“I’m OP.”

"The new guy at the office is a major QUEEN. It's embarrassing. I mean, I'm out, but at least I blend in with the other dudes."

R90 - funniest post yet!!! Thanks I needed a laugh!

Why do they have to shove it down our throats.

"Why are you always drinking those...fruity drinks? Aren't they for chicks? "

Love the sinner, hate the sin.

I’m the YASSSSS KWEENS on this thread who try to use the accusation of “homophobia” to further their agenda to make other gays think that every gay man should be a fan-clacking, Rupaul watcher with a feather boa and lip gloss on and that if you don’t do these things you’re not “woke”. These types hate “masc for masc” gays with a passion in theory. Strangely enough, they only want to get fucked by masc guys, funny how that always works... like the Ts that don’t want to fuck other Ts.

R96 - “Like the Ts that don’t want to fuck other Ts.”

Nobody wants to fuck trannies.

The biggest misogynists are gay men.

Oh that’s a good one R98. They do that. Lesbians call gay men that too. It’s sad.

So who's the man and who's the woman in your relationship?

Brilliant parody, R96! You totally captured the sullen, douchey, strident tone of that type of self-loathing gay man!

Spot on.

- I support what you do, but why do you have to be so public about it?

- Don’t you think you should put an end to this phase of yours, and settle down with a good woman?

- You’re welcome to be whatever you want, but just don’t rub our faces in it.

- If I wanted to be with a woman, I’d have stayed with my ex-wife.

It’s a fact that most transvestites are tops.

allahu akbar!

I'm the complaint about the misogyny, racism and transphobia.

Why hasn’t there been a post in 3 hours? This is a wonderful thread.

I can't invite you to my swimming party, because I think you're a lesbian. I mean, I can’t have a lesbian at my party. There are gonna be girls there in their bathing suits.

R107 - well to be fair, it is well known most lesbians are predators.

"We got no problem with the gays, as long as they stay away from kids."

“It’s not anti-Semitic to criticize Israel”.

Take a shit n smile afterwards

"He's not gay, he was just born in the wrong body"

I can’t understand why you can’t like straight love stories. Love is universal, right?

I don't have anything against gay people. Being gay is your choice.

"I have no problem with them doing whatever they want to do, but why do they have to show it on TV? My children watch that show."

"He's not really gay. He's just too young to know what he is and he's trying to figure himself out. Give him time and he'll be over this phase."

“Gays owe their freedoms and rights to blacks”.

Don't equate my skin with your sin. Gay rights are not civil rights.

“So who’s the girl and who’s the guy in the relationship?”

[quote]Don't equate my skin with your sin.

Oh this was huge back in the late 90s and early 2000s. I would read that and think, “Believe me, I want no part of you. The feeling is very strongly mutual”.

Being a mom is the most important job in the world.

"I'm pro gay marriage, they should have the same rights than normal people"

Straight couple kisses on TV: Silence

Gay couple kisses on TV: What the fuck? My children don't need to watch that shit. And I'm NOT homophobic. They just push sexuality on kids way too early nowadays.

I'm a native of Jacksonville, Florida and I plan to live in this great city for the rest of my life.

Question on r/AskReddit:

“What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done”?

Thousands of responses and thousands of upvotes, on a weekly basis. Unfortunately, you can’t ask “What’s the blackest thing you’ve ever done, or Jewieist?”

“You’re child is trans not gay”.

“Oh thank god”.

He sounds like a girl

“I listen to Joe Rogan”.

You can work late, right?

Black Lives Matter!

I hate femmy gays. I want real man!

I'm Janbot.

He/Him

Anderson Cooper recently said on tv that American would be transformed with all of the new Undocumented (aka Illegal Immigrants) Latinos.

That's because he'll now have a HUGE selection of Latino COCK to suck.

“You’re very athletic for a gay.”

“It’s so sweet that you’re brave enough to hold hands in public.”

i'm a feminist

I’m a fitness model.

I am queer

I hate Gay Pride events.

I can't. I love being gay and if I could have chosen to be so? I would have.

Me too R141.

OMG let me tell you all about what me, my hubs Brad and our kids Madysynn, Jaydyn, Kadyn, Ashlyeye and Cyaytlyn got up to last weekend.

I'm only attracted to gay guys who look and sound straight.

I'm NOT attracted to gay guys that are: SCENEY, QUEENY, BITCHY.

"Light in the loafers"...

It’s my business. I don’t have to say I’m gay.

“Look at him.....he’s got a little sugar in his step!”

"Being gay is just a small, small part of who I am. It's inconsequential in my daily life."

Someone mentions a gay topic, event etc...

...Straight conservative women in the Midwest who know *exactly* how they feel about that: "Hmm not sure how I feel about that."

I just don't understand why they have to be so mean.

I use “y’all” in sentences.

I let a guy suck me off in college but I'm not homosexual.

They choose that lifestyle

Chick-Fil-A is my favorite cheat day meal. Isn't it the best?

I go to the First Baptist Church of Charlottesville.

The Bible says ........

I just don't understand why they do that.

“I’m no longer homophobic”.

Being a gay man that's only interested in other men doesn't make you homophobic. It just means your a gay man. We're not into women or people that transitioned into a woman. Got it?

If a gay guy prefers masculine partners, it's a preference, not a phobia.

"The problem is you are hopelessly frozen in time, circa 1971-1991. Also, frozen in an archaic view that being gay means not fitting in with the mainstream, or being oddly different than everyone else."

"It's not my dream to be an LGBTQ ally."

I am a Bible-believin' Christian.

We don’t have parades for straight people!

I'm Defacto

I think woke people and cancel culture are bigger problems than bigotry, racism, and homophobia

I have nothing against gay people, as long as they aren't Gay-gay. That flamboyance just makes people uncomfortable!

I don't have any issues with your sexual preference.

Even my gay friend from work doesn’t think it should be legal for gays to marry.

"Hey son, your Mom thought it'd be a good idea if I took you up hunting next week when deer season opens. Just the two of us. How about it?"

"When did you first know you were a homosexual?"

"Have you ever thought of enlisting? A stretch in the service could do you some good."

This thread:

Every single post in that thread is subtle homophobia^^.

R87 called it at R172.

Too funny.

Only REAL men are tops.

R172 r175 apparently being realistic = homophobia.

I have homma-sex-uelle friends, you know.

R176’s post.

Almost 180 posts and no “This is why they hate us?!!”

Indeed R179.

This is why THEY hate us.

My husband and I had perhaps 30 close gay friends between us when we met in in 1981. We're the only ones left - our generation was decimated.

(AIDS comments are always very, very suspicious).

[quote] (AIDS comments are always very, very suspicious)

Why are so many DL replies devoted to doubting authenticity of other posts and replies? Obviously, take everything you read here with a huge grain of salt. There’s no point in trying to divine the provenance of every single post and reply here. It is simply not possible. Believe people or don’t believe them. But the constant paranoia here is so annoying to me.

Because posters here bullshit and are caught.

[quote]But the constant paranoia here is so annoying to me.

Time to find a new forum.

“Smelling cookies”

This phrase rivals the “this is why they hate us” homophobic trope.

[quote] Because posters here bullshit and are caught.

No doubt, but to me it’s just more fun to assume good faith.

This thread is prophetic or the homophobia is like a record played over and over again. I just read this on the “do you have any gay friends” thread:

R-64:

“I can't imagine being friends with someone just because they like men, it's such a small part of oneself. “

The scary part is this thread’s meant to be a joke, and that thread is very serious.

“Community”.

Hello, I am Cissy Houston.

“I can't imagine being friends with someone just because they like men, it's such a small part of oneself. “

A huge percentage of gay people agree with this

“A huge percentage of gay people agree with this”

“I’m a Transperson”

You're one of my very BEST gay friends!

I love my gays!

I identify as a mostly straight homiesexual.

I am not homophobic that would mean I am afraid of gay men, I just find them disgusting. It is a made up word anyway.

You don’t act gay at all

I am a Republican

Why isn’t there Straight Pride?