Best DL threads of the decade

It's either one of the 942 Golden Girls threads, or one of the 78 Exorcist threads.

How could I possibly choose just one? This is a real Sophie's Choice.

Once around the garden

Well I Never In All My Life! was a great find.

"Soft Butch Sous Chef" from 2015 is my all-time favorite. DL helped solve a murder!

A D.C. woman admitted in court that she fatally stabbed and robbed a lawyer in an upscale hotel after answering an online ad he had posted seeking sex with a man.

Jamyra Gallmon, 21, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in the Feb. 9 killing of David Messerschmitt, who worked at the international law firm DLA Piper. He was found dead in a room at the Donovan Hotel at Thomas Circle, stabbed repeatedly in the abdomen, groin and heart, police said.

During the hearing in D.C. Superior Court, Assistant U.S. Attorney Shana Fulton said Gallmon, plotting a robbery, tricked Messerschmitt into thinking she was a man, even e-mailing him a photo of a man’s torso. Gallmon brought zip ties that could be used to bind Messerschmitt and a small knife, prosecutors said.

Police have said Messerschmitt was in the hotel room when Gallmon arrived and had texted his wife that he would return to their Capitol Hill home in about an hour.

Gallmon's roommate and alleged girlfriend, Dominique Johnson, 19, also of the District, pleaded guilty to a charge of conspiracy to commit robbery for her role in events on the day of the murder, officials said.

alum wernick. hands down

Links people!

[bold]Snub-nosed slebs[/bold]

[quote]Snouty stars

Bellagio horror!

Danny/Denny in New York is the best one I've read.

The Bread Thread is also hilarious in the pettiest way possible.

I wish someone would link to the legendary Sumerian Wives thread, the African Baby catalogue and the Soft Butch Chef mentioned above.

I just popped over to my neighbour to give his children Christmas cookies.

The classic Mike in Palm Springs Thread

r10 Not from this decade, though.

From 2015: "Things Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, Formerly of Boulder, CO, Said to the Police That Morning."

When was Dialing the Phone with a Pencil? That one was hilarious. Crabwalking lesbian had some very funny stuff.

Denny Danny is 2008, not this decade.

Victorian Era Datalounge is a laugh riot.

I nominate every New York Social Diary thread by Didi von Cuntington.

Here’s just one of several:

The Jennifer Aniston film thread is my favorite.

R17 = killjoy!

Sigh.

The Best Thread of the Decade was "People Who Poop In Stores" which the Webmaster deleted. It will never be topped.

As much as I enjoy reading this okder threads, hope this doesn’t lead to a slew of people posting in old threads.

R8 wins hands down. The Bellagio poo shoes thread.

The guy who was caught masturbating in the parking lot at lunch time by his boss and then went to a Walmart parking lot to post on DL.

Let's Be a Lesbian Thanksgiving!

And this Helen Lawson TCM marathon one:

The one that first comes to mind to me is the anal retentive guy from Washington, DC who planned the trip to P-Town down the the tiniest detail, and then sent everyone attending a binder with all of the rules.

I can't find the tread. If anyone can link to it, I would be grateful.

The webmaster deleted that thread because people started naming the names of the people.

When do the tears stop?!

[quote] Victorian Era Datalounge is a laugh riot.

Given the Maiden Aunt Brigade, I'm not sure I'd be able to tell the difference.

And the Pasta Draining vs Tongs thread would certainly seem to encapsulate everything DL is about

All of the ones created by me. Duh.

R28, thank you. I am sorry. It really was DL gold. :(

R27, it's up there at R13

The ones about celebrities ugly kids.

r15 r19 I LOVE these threads.

The Dead Gay Porn Stars one is my Favorite

Any of the annual Michfest threads

The Tacky Tells threads are what got me to subscribe to DL.

Weird that they don’t come up in search (there were like 6 or 8 of them); I had to search on Google.

I liked the guy who was asked out by his aspiring doorman. Further entries went off the rails but the first couple of installments were fun.

Woman Dies after she falls off escalator inside World Trade Center...

Bump!

Iconic r40.

Any of the “Let’s be a lesbian...” threads are hilarious.

Especially when the lesbians with no sense of humor come in and are offended.

R42, I dare you to start a "let's be black" thread that's nothing but stereotypes and see how black people react.

Oh, wait. That thread already exists.

I want to start a Let's be a White American Man thread and wait for the sense of humour of WAMen to wash over me.

[quote]lesbians with no sense of humor

Redundant

The best one was, of course

Murderous Fatty On The Lam

The Miss Lindsay threads are always fun. I liked the thread about the 2 muscle Marys who set up a GoFundMe for 4!!!! different weddings around the globe. One of them was South African.

And who could ever forget "I Just Slept With Jani Lane"?

R48 above all I mourn the loss of the Jani Lane threads to the platform switch. They were an incredible moment in DL history.

They’re nowhere to be found in the archives, now, alas. Did anyone save comments or copies of the pages?

The thread about Ricky Schroder going to jail was the saddest thread of the decade. I literally cried myself to sleep the day after I heard the news.

^^Mary!

No, R51, she was on [italic]227[/italic].

Can't blame ol' golf hat for that one.

A classic.

The yearly Michfest threads were the funniest. Damn the trannies for destroying a good thing.

We were irreverent about it, R55, and some people took offense at that. If only the biggest threat to its existence was a few tasteless jokes by gay men.

This one, about the pickle.

Any thread with Helen Lawson shitting on co-stars.