Let's pretend we are the Lavarious Slaughter Theatre Company

Les Miz!

He could do a mashup of R1 and his previous triumph: "Les WIZ". And then to top that, an all female version -- "Lez Miz."

A Raisin in the Sun!

Our next production will be "Hamilton."

Does anyone have a ten dollar bill I can use for research?

"Madea Does Medea."

It should be a worse version of The Wiz, but done with puppets

APPLAUSE!

He could do the bargain version of Twelve Angry Men

Six Irritated Losers

Joyce DeWitt in "Mame."

With Reginald VelJohnson as Beau.

HUCKINDAJEEPUS!

[italic]Long Day's Journey into Night,[/italic] starring Jackée as MAAAAAAARY Tyrone

An all-black version of "Flower Drum Song."

Springtime for Hitler, obviously.

Cabernet!

Oh Calcutta!

Black Annie!

DREAMGIRLS WITH KIM DAVIS IN BLACKFACE

A think a theatre in the round production fobthey dobtvhave to worry about pesky laptop-driven backgrounds

^ excuse my typos

LeBron James is 'Willy Loman' in "Death of a Salesman."

Two Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf.

[Quote]Cabernet!

That's exactly how they'd misspell "Cabaret."

Macbeth vs. Othello: A Lavarious Slaugther Original

Miss Saigon. And for the coup de théâtre in the second act:

I am [italic]An Evening With Miss Janet Hubert,[/italic] in which she sits around for a couple of hours reading everyone in showbiz she hates.

[quote]Black Annie!

It’s BLANNIE dammit!

R25 LOL!

R12 You jest, but Miss Chita Rivera played Linda Low back in the day at Melody Top!

Pebbles IS Effie White!

Timbuktu!

Mary Wilson in The Lena Horne Story!

Jennifer Holliday IS Tevye!

Rachel Dolezal IS Ti Moune!

[Quote]Mary Wilson in The Lena Horne Story!

How about Mary Wilson as Diana Ross in "The Miss-Ross-To-You Story"?

Oh my god, I have tears I'm laughing so hard. This has the makings of a classic DL thread. Don't stop now.

Lavaricous Slaughter presents Electra! The Musical.

Macbeth but it would be spelled Macbeff.

Mayhem occurred after a costume mishap during Lavarious Slaughter's production of "Du Barry Was A Lady."

Eqqsquizitine Buble-Schwinslow IS Brick IN... "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"

Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with Mike Tyson

Geoffrey Owens IS Audrey II !

Arsenic and REAL Old Lace

Is there a role for me?

The stage production of "I Married an Ask Murderer"

Avenue G

(no budget to get to Q)

Sherri Shepherd stars in INTO THE WEAVE!

"A real Slaughter!" says The Raleigh Gazette.

"Janky!" raves Charlottesville Shopper's Weekly.

Lavorious Slaughter's Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Weave Street:

Featuring Broadway classics:

A Little Pastor, Worst Chicken in Compton, and Joquanna

Kiss Of The Cockroach Lady

Neil Simon Series:

Come Blow Your Air Horn Motel 6 Suite The Prisoner of Malcolm X Avenue The ADD Couple S'Laughter on the 23rd Floor

A FEW TRIFLING MEN

Let's make that less headache-inducing:

Neil Simon Series:

Come Blow Your Air Horn

Motel 6 Suite

The Prisoner of Malcolm X Avenue

The ADD Couple

S'Laughter on the 23rd Floor

THE (FAINT) SOUND OF MUSIC

Sunday Panhandling in the Park with George

Starlight Uptown Local

Funk Home

142nd St

You haven't seen FELA! til you've seen it with a one man band and a junior high cheerleading squad!

"Quite...a...show!" raves The Kalamazoo Observer.

"Indescribable!" says The Fresno Bee.

"Why am I on that poster?" gushes Patti LaBelle

Xanadu-rag

School of Rap

Dear Je'vanious Hansen

Raisin In The Janky Spotlight

[italic]A Trap Queen's House[/italic]

Lavarious Slaughter brings you Ibsen's gripping and iconical womanist masterpiece, rejuvenicated for the elegant culturfied and sophisticated urban play-goer of today!

Merrily They See Me Rollin' (They Hatin')

ANGELA'S ASHY, a poignant portrait of life when you're young, gifted, and Black Irish.

"Shameless!" raves The Worcester Telegraph.

"Stop using my headshot!" says Patti LaBelle.

Don't forget that other Ibsen masterpiece, The Cherry Sizzurp.

Aneeka Get You Glock

BLM THE MUSICAL

This thread is taking a strange turn.

R68 People mistook "poor, janky dollar store non Equity" for "let's be racist"

“Zoo Animals on Wheels,” starring Lavarius himself as the lonely wildebeast.

LeBron sings the show-stopper: “I’m a giraffe, I’m a giraffe...”

'night, Motherfucker

BLACK NATIVATY

That was painful, R72.

I'll have what Melchior's having!

OMG R72

the reality is even worse than we've been speculating!

[quote]People mistook "poor, janky dollar store non Equity" for "let's be racist"

Thread started out so funny too. We just can't have nice things.

[quote]An Evening With Miss Janet Hubert, in which she sits around for a couple of hours reading everyone in showbiz she hates.

Oh, good. That means I'd be in the clear.

A two person CATS with Janet Hubert and the cat from the Paula Abdul video. Needless to say, the cat will appear via projection. Paula Abdul may also appear, but only because who can be bothered extracting the cat on its own from the video. Be prepared for a LOT of the same choreography.

Oh, and instead of Grizabella exiting on the tire, a slingshot will send an effigy of Will Smith sailing over the audience.

Update: Miss Hubert may also only appear by projection. Probably through Facebook Live.

R454 I was wondering how someone might weave the "AXE" word into this thread. Not bad!

^^^^ that should be R44

Paint Your Wagon. But we have to make sure that we use only top notch paintball guns.

"Hair," underwritten by the makers of Afro-Sheen.

The Slaughter Theatre cannot afford rights to either Hair or Kinky Boots.

So we're doing a jukebox mash up: Kinky Hair!

Thanks, R80. Wasn't sure anybody would get it.

Black Lightning! The Musical!

"Every expense was spared!" - The Austin Chronicle

"This is a legal matter now!" - Patti LaBelle

In a nod to diversity and inclusion, Lavarious casts first grade teacher and Junior League member Muffy Vanderhoofer in his production of Dreamgirls.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Miss Patti LaBelle IS H.A.L.!

[quote]I am An Evening With Miss Janet Hubert, in which she sits around for a couple of hours reading everyone in showbiz she hates. —"Phylicia Rashad is a COCKSUCKING WHORE!"

I haven't seen anyone get that nasty since Bruce Jenner rebuffed Franklyn Seales' advances.

this

Song of the South Central

Tracy Morgan and Kristen Bell star in "PORGY AND BETH."

Little Barbershop of Horrors

R91 R92 R93, don't know if you're the same person but these are inspired. I lol'd.

Oh, Lavarious, doll! I bared my breasts for Spike Lee and I'll do it for you. How about you let me play Josephine Baker?

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