The door was wide open behind the screen door and I knocked softly on the door jamb. I heard some hissing, so I knew they were home and figured they were in another room. But then I noticed a silhouette 5m away looking at me. I waited for about thirty seconds and knocked again. There was nothing, then 5 seconds later a “shhh, shhh,” sound. The figure remained still . I could hear people in the house, though and knocked again.
Finally the figure steps forward and opens the door. “Be quiet baby is asleep,” he hisses. Behind him I see 4 adults seated around the coffee table.
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know that was directed at me. These are for the little ones,” I apologise.
“Yeah,” he said, and slams the door.
The kicker? He’s a psychiatrist.
Merry fucking Christmas, See this is why I shouldn’t have broken my standard practise of pretending my neighbour ours don’t exist.