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What is bothering you RIGHT NOW?

Not last week or yesterday or in general, I'm talking about right now at this very moment. What is bothering you? Spill. No annoyance too small or too petty, Unload here.

Me: I waited too long to eat the nectarines I bought over the weekend and now they are overripe mush and leaking juices.

by Anonymousreply 358September 15, 2021 4:45 AM

I am pissed off because we are losing freedom of speech on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2021 7:28 PM

My fridge just died.

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2021 7:28 PM

R2- Sorry about that. My ice maker died. Idk why.

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2021 7:29 PM

My boss just e-mailed me telling me she's concerned that my employee isn't "interacting with the team" enough. Bitch, we're all working remotely! How do you propose he interact with them? Call 'em up and chat about what they're having for lunch?

Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2021 7:31 PM

"I am pissed off because we are losing freedom of speech on the internet. "

Shut up!

by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2021 7:35 PM

R5-. Make me, bitch. My freedumb!!!

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2021 7:38 PM

Ida's remnants as she sticks her raw cock in Philly's nasty ass.

by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2021 7:40 PM

[quote]I am pissed off because we are losing freedom of speech on the internet.

The Bill of Rights does not establish your absolute right to livestream yourself blowing up frogs on the platform of your choice.

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2021 7:41 PM

I'm jetlagged and working through a fog.

And I'm a brain surgeon

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2021 7:43 PM

I have a ZOOM call with a rabbi in about 15 minutes and my stomach is a mess -- not because of the call, but because I ate too much fiber-y stuff. I'm sure I'm going to fart -- LOUDLY-- and be mortified during this call. What to do!? Oy, gevalt.

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2021 7:48 PM

The shit going on in Texas makes me sad that I'm not dying fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2021 7:50 PM

Why ? The longer you live, the longer you can VOTE to keep it blue.

by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2021 7:53 PM

I bought a condo and asked every question related to noise as I am a light sleeper....moved in and the seller didn't disclose all noise issues. Some nights I only get a couple hours of sleep as the A/C air compressors are over the bedroom...

by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2021 7:55 PM

R10 Darling, try Gas-X, it works. If you let one rip, jopefully the rabbi will say Mazel Tov!

OP Sounds like you ought to make a nectarine sorbet. Pretty easy if you have a Cuisinart. Partially freeze the leaking nectarines, then add a bit of jam and a few ice cubes, pulse until texture is right. Apricot jam would complement the nectarines I should think, or Apple Jelly. The pectin in the jam helps the fruit set up better, but you could use honey or sugar as well.

Nothing at all bothering me at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2021 8:03 PM

Republican and Republican adjacent "lawmakers"

by Anonymousreply 15September 1, 2021 8:08 PM

I'm INCENSED that it is not already Thursday. Where is my goddamned holiday weekend already?

by Anonymousreply 16September 1, 2021 8:09 PM

That so many people are irrationally gripped by fear and outrage.

by Anonymousreply 17September 1, 2021 8:16 PM


Great idea, thank you! I have Cuisinart and can get apricot jam which I love.

by Anonymousreply 18September 1, 2021 8:17 PM

My mom is an anti COVID vaxxer and right wing fundie. She is trying to convince me not to get the 3rd dose. I shut down the conversation because it’s more of a control issue from her side.

by Anonymousreply 19September 1, 2021 8:18 PM

I have to have my motorcycle serviced, but the service department at the shop isn’t answering the phone, so I’ll just have to GO there to see if they can take it before my big trip next week.

by Anonymousreply 20September 1, 2021 8:21 PM

The extreme stupidity of the general public is what's bothering me most right now.

by Anonymousreply 21September 1, 2021 8:23 PM

There's no g.d. tonic in the house, even though I specifically asked my partner to get some yesterday when he went to the grocery store. So, now I will just drink plain gin and... cranberry juice? wtf.

by Anonymousreply 22September 1, 2021 8:24 PM

It’s a deluge of rain and my prissy pug refuses to go out to pee. We have another 12-14 hours of heavier rain on the way. Oy vey!

by Anonymousreply 23September 1, 2021 8:24 PM

R22, gin and soda (i.e. seltzer) isn’t bad, if you happen to have some of that on hand. It has to be good gin though.

by Anonymousreply 24September 1, 2021 8:26 PM

R18/OP You're welcome,; it'll be beautiful in your mouth. YAY! No more guilt or sadness over wasted nectarines now. Start with 5-6 large ice cubes and 2TBS of jam for 3-4 nectarines... as I don't know how sweet they are. You can always add more jam later after tasting.

by Anonymousreply 25September 1, 2021 8:26 PM

This old bitch (from another site) who constantly post anti-pharma bullshit, and calls people "sheep" who believe in modern medicine and science. One of the dumbest bitches I have ever encountered online.

by Anonymousreply 26September 1, 2021 8:27 PM

That there is some kind of ferocious storm coming.

by Anonymousreply 27September 1, 2021 8:28 PM

R22 Gin also makes an excellent Bloody, (better than vodka IMHO) if you have tomato juice or V8. Otherwise make a Martini. Dry white wine can sub for Vermouth if you're out.

by Anonymousreply 28September 1, 2021 8:30 PM

A new colleague (academe) who insists on being referred to as "Dr." in any and all communications, including with colleagues who also have doctorates.

Look. Doctorates in academia are a dime a dozen. They even awarded one to me! Only the most insufferable among us insist on the "Dr." when communicating with peers. (She's not young, either, nor recently out of her PhD program.)

by Anonymousreply 29September 1, 2021 8:32 PM

I am out of blue corn chips. I have a ZOOM meeting tonight that I am not yet prepared for (as I while away my time on DL). My front yard after days of rain is full of weeds. I haven't had sex in a month.

by Anonymousreply 30September 1, 2021 8:35 PM

Ha, funny R29. I'm in the same boat, and my colleague and I were just yesterday texting privately about an online meeting within our school. We all were doing some informal introductions, and every single person was just saying "I'm Jake, I'm Susan, I'm Bill..." etc. This new bitch (with a hyphenated name) does a VERY long introduction, starting with, "My name is Dr. Sheila Brooks Carson...." (not her real name). Bitch, this is a lunch meeting, you're fine.

by Anonymousreply 31September 1, 2021 8:35 PM

I have a 5.5 hour flight tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to sitting in a small metal tube with what I suspect will be a lot of covidiots. Help! Pray for me!

by Anonymousreply 32September 1, 2021 8:37 PM

I recently flew and didn't catch it, r32. Double mask. Try not to eat or drink on the flight. And hope for the best in terms of fellow passengers.

by Anonymousreply 33September 1, 2021 8:40 PM

I'm having dinner tonight with a friend who, as often as not, annoys me.

by Anonymousreply 34September 1, 2021 8:41 PM

I have an itchy cooter.

by Anonymousreply 35September 1, 2021 8:46 PM

I sometimes still wish I had my very own Beverley Leslie, Karen Walker @ R34. But I cut those one or two people out at least a decade ago.

by Anonymousreply 36September 1, 2021 8:46 PM

R1 And You're totally right. don't listen to the stupid cunts on here. What is happening is VERY worrying. Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg want to control the world. If this forum were full of smart people, they would take offense just like you. Don't worry, those who are making fun of you will be the first tomorrow to come crying on the DL when their freedom is restricted. For now they are too stupid and selfish to realize what social mediass are doing. I'm waiting for the next high-tech genius to create a network that respects freedom of speech and especially without the Woke ideology advocated by Dorsey and Zuckerberg, Google etc.

by Anonymousreply 37September 1, 2021 8:52 PM

R22 Gin and ginger beer is delish if you have any on hand.

by Anonymousreply 38September 1, 2021 8:53 PM

I’m doing some sexy chat with an acquaintance. He wants to hook up, I do too. What he doesn’t know is a lifetime of anxiety, naughty porn, and masturbation have ruined sex for me. I just don’t stay hard when I’m with someone. So now the thought of hooking up makes me even more anxious even though I want it. 😞

Also, hayfever.

by Anonymousreply 39September 1, 2021 8:54 PM

I have to go to the loo, but I don't want to get up and actually move my body over to the bathroom. Sigh...how much longer can I hold it in.

So bothered.

by Anonymousreply 40September 1, 2021 8:58 PM

The latest fad in pronouns is "she/they" and "he/they" and "he/she" (and also "he/ze" and "she/ze.")


If that isn't the death knell of pronominal preoccupation, I don't know what is.

by Anonymousreply 41September 1, 2021 8:58 PM

R39 Try Cialis or Viagra. You CAN retrain your cock, it may take awhile.

by Anonymousreply 42September 1, 2021 9:00 PM

The whole fucking notion of stating your pronouns seriously makes my head explode, R41.

What's your name? Joe? Cool, hey Joe. Joe, can you help me with __. Hey everyone, this is my friend Joe. Hey Joe, do you like Italian food?

Who the FUCK needs to hear your pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 43September 1, 2021 9:01 PM

My USB mouse abruptly stopped working with my MacBook Pro. So I changed the battery and it still didn't work. Then I got another mouse and that's not working either. I'm afraid I might need a new MacBook just because of all this.

by Anonymousreply 44September 1, 2021 9:04 PM

My pants are too tight.

by Anonymousreply 45September 1, 2021 9:09 PM

News anchors who can’t speak in complete sentences, and use gerunds instead of verb forms. E.g. “The remnants of Hurricane Ida, bringing heavy rain to the Ohio Valley at this hour. Authorities, expecting several inches of additional rainfall this afternoon. Southern New England, bracing for rough weather tonight. Me not like big storm. Hulk Smash!”

ABC News, and particularly David Muir, is the worst offender. Where exactly did he learn how to speak in that bizarrely unnatural way?

by Anonymousreply 46September 1, 2021 9:11 PM

The stupid frau in front of me was turning left at an intersection, but instead of pulling into the intersection when the light turned green, -she stayed behind the crosswalk until the light turned yellow, then turned so no-one else could get through. Had to wait through the next cycle. Women should net be allowed to drive cars.

by Anonymousreply 47September 1, 2021 9:13 PM

I am sick and tired of women complaining about housework and childcare. It's easy task, and the least you can do in exchange of a meal . Women have become unsufferable. There's nothing easier than caring for children and a little cleaning /cooking. Make yourselves useful, bitches, you're zero value apart from that. The fuck is better with guys anyway. Jeeez

by Anonymousreply 48September 1, 2021 9:21 PM

My know-it-all, never-wrong narcissistic mother is leading my father to his grave with antivax conspiracy theories.

by Anonymousreply 49September 1, 2021 9:25 PM

The rain and a small leak in my basement that I now have to call someone to repair.

by Anonymousreply 50September 1, 2021 9:26 PM

I have a trip to Marseilles booked in October, the EU just voted to reimpose restrictions on Americans entering Europe given the all the fuckwits spreading it around, and I probably won’t know if I’m able to still go or if I just wasted $5k for a couple of weeks. I hate waiting.

by Anonymousreply 51September 1, 2021 9:35 PM

I’m bothered that you are IGNORING DL’s long-standing series “I Want to be Underwhelmed.”

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by Anonymousreply 52September 1, 2021 9:43 PM

My nose has started running, I’m slightly breathless and I feel exhausted, so obviously I’m beginning to think I have Covid.

by Anonymousreply 53September 1, 2021 9:48 PM


by Anonymousreply 54September 1, 2021 9:54 PM

r48 can't be real

by Anonymousreply 55September 1, 2021 10:07 PM

You, OP.

Just you.

by Anonymousreply 56September 1, 2021 10:07 PM

r48 is a flame n' freak.

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2021 10:16 PM

Remnants of Hurricane Ida is slamming into Philadelphia, South Jersey and Delaware right now so yes I’m quite bothered by this at the moment. We’re under a Tornado watch right now.

by Anonymousreply 58September 1, 2021 10:19 PM


by Anonymousreply 59September 1, 2021 10:27 PM

Waiting for tornado

by Anonymousreply 60September 1, 2021 10:32 PM

I am worried Joe is doomed after this Afghanistan departure debacle & we're looking at President DeSantis. Yes - mary, I know - but I am trying to fight off pessimism

by Anonymousreply 61September 1, 2021 10:34 PM

Fuckin climate change, man

by Anonymousreply 62September 1, 2021 10:35 PM

It's hot and humid and raining and I have to get up to turn on the air conditioner and my cat is an asshole .

by Anonymousreply 63September 1, 2021 10:43 PM

[quote] The stupid frau in front of me was turning left at an intersection, but instead of pulling into the intersection when the light turned green, -she stayed behind the crosswalk until the light turned yellow, then turned so no-one else could get through. Had to wait through the next cycle. Women should net be allowed to drive cars.

I hate when people don't move into the intersection while waiting to make a left turn. The drivers in my town all wait behind the line. Most of the intersections have left turn arrows, so, they can't figure out how to do a discretionary left turn.

by Anonymousreply 64September 1, 2021 10:44 PM

Lord knows we ain’t got money I’m so in love with other women’s pussies.

by Anonymousreply 65September 1, 2021 11:22 PM

My asshole has psoriasis

by Anonymousreply 66September 1, 2021 11:26 PM

Dr Jacobs is in Sioux City, IA!

by Anonymousreply 67September 1, 2021 11:30 PM

My upstairs neighbours are playing video games and screaming/hollering/hooting every time they fail to shoot something. It is 12.35am. They also threw cigarette butts into my garden today. I despise these people.

by Anonymousreply 68September 1, 2021 11:36 PM

I wish I had a slice of fresh apple pie

by Anonymousreply 69September 1, 2021 11:45 PM

Had some Tapatio salsa picante after a long time and my poor asshole is on fire. FIRE!!

by Anonymousreply 70September 1, 2021 11:52 PM

I wish Biden would eviscerate Putin. I am sick of living in Russia. That is what we have become because dark money owns the politicians. I have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach that is telling me democracy is over. That would mean my disability and social security is over because that will be the first thing to go. They have been waiting for 40 years to end that. I am frightened, angry, and feel traumatized from the last five years. And hopeless. I am actively trying to find a way to get enough medication to end it all in the event I become homeless. Sorry for venting.

by Anonymousreply 71September 1, 2021 11:52 PM

I was just put in Twitter jail for referring to Elvis Presley as " the white trash God."

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by Anonymousreply 72September 2, 2021 12:20 AM

I'm angry because when I tried to renew my vehicle registration online today, I got a message saying that the transaction couldn't be completed because of some bullshit clerical error that is totally not my fault. Now I'm going to have to go to the DMV in person to renew it, which is always a nightmare of long lines and long waits where I live.

by Anonymousreply 73September 2, 2021 12:25 AM

Fucking motherfucking Texas

by Anonymousreply 74September 2, 2021 12:30 AM

You better be a woman r74 or you’re too far gone.

by Anonymousreply 75September 2, 2021 12:35 AM

R74:. Fucking motherfucking Texas.

Just don't get pregnant, dear. You no longer have a choice.

by Anonymousreply 76September 2, 2021 12:38 AM

r56/PR stooge, don't get your panties in a wad, just use the handy dandy block feature to the far right.

by Anonymousreply 77September 2, 2021 12:52 AM

[quote] Had some Tapatio salsa picante after a long time and my poor asshole is on fire

R79 most people put it in food instead of using it for lube.

by Anonymousreply 78September 2, 2021 1:17 AM

[quote] Now I'm going to have to go to the DMV in person to renew it, which is always a nightmare

R73 unless you’re a poor, stop being cheap, join AAA and register there and be in and out in 10 minutes like normal white people.

by Anonymousreply 79September 2, 2021 1:20 AM

I STEPPED on the ping pong ball!

by Anonymousreply 80September 2, 2021 1:24 AM

I've got a massive floater in my right eye, like a giant spot that keeps moving around.

by Anonymousreply 81September 2, 2021 1:26 AM

R71 if you have nothing to lose then you are ready to fight back. Don’t give up. Make yourself available and wait for further instructions. They will arrive via a “divine” source.

by Anonymousreply 82September 2, 2021 1:36 AM

As usual, my elderly dad just belched and then farted on his way out the door. He never does it after he goes outside, but always before, in the hallway just outside my computer room.

by Anonymousreply 83September 2, 2021 2:19 AM

Physically: my lower back hurts.

Existentially: living in a world where women are chattel, civil rights are only temporarily granted, and the planet is miserable.

by Anonymousreply 84September 2, 2021 2:25 AM

I’m putting together a photo presentation of my trip callled My Voyage to Wuhan. As a recent trans Asian, I made a trip to the land of my non-birth ancestors. In every photo I look like a white dude pretending to be Chinese by squinting and laughing too hard. I wish I looked more AUTHENTIC.

by Anonymousreply 85September 2, 2021 2:26 AM

It would be easier to ask what ISN'T bothering me right now. And I am not normally like this!

by Anonymousreply 86September 2, 2021 2:33 AM

The world is bothering me. I am bothering me. Tense and nervous- can’t relax.

by Anonymousreply 87September 2, 2021 2:39 AM

R87---Quest que ç'est!

by Anonymousreply 88September 2, 2021 2:54 AM

I'm thinking how in the hell is Szra Montiel still alive? She's 85. And my left ball hurts.

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by Anonymousreply 89September 2, 2021 3:07 AM

Being a freeper and having to wait to post my replies.

by Anonymousreply 90September 2, 2021 3:23 AM

Thanks for the patronizing advice, R79. I've been a member of AAA for years. But this particular situation requires a trip to the DMV. I apologize for being the one who's bothering you RIGHT NOW.

by Anonymousreply 91September 2, 2021 3:24 AM

r69 Hang tight I am going to make an apple Pie using Allison Arngrim's recipe.

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by Anonymousreply 92September 2, 2021 7:49 AM

They're just all gonna get away with it. All of them. And you guys know who I'm talking about!

by Anonymousreply 93September 2, 2021 7:54 AM

I'm hungover and I have insomnia.

by Anonymousreply 94September 2, 2021 8:00 AM

I'm in Twitter jail for 30 more minutes and boy do I have stuff to say when I get out. Candice Owens is being a cunt. moRON DeathSatan is killing Florida and Greg Abbott is trying to control women's pussies

by Anonymousreply 95September 2, 2021 9:09 AM

^ I'm out of Twitter jail and I just yelled at all those people. Man, I feel great!

by Anonymousreply 96September 2, 2021 10:09 AM

I should be working. Instead I am on DataLounge. My lack of work ethic vexes me.

by Anonymousreply 97September 2, 2021 10:28 AM

Am I the only one who loves R14?

by Anonymousreply 98September 2, 2021 12:04 PM


by Anonymousreply 99September 2, 2021 12:21 PM

The thought that there might be another toilet paper shortage coming.

by Anonymousreply 100September 2, 2021 12:26 PM

A couple days ago, a heavy oak lid to a large bin of animal feed fell on my arm., scraping off skin and creating a gash. I also have an unrelated foot injury. I did receive medical treatment for both. Basically now, it is changing bandages and waiting for the healing.

Yeah, I can be accident prone.

by Anonymousreply 101September 2, 2021 12:31 PM

R95 what landed you in Twitter jail?

by Anonymousreply 102September 2, 2021 1:03 PM

The sheer futile exhausting torpor of human existence.

by Anonymousreply 103September 2, 2021 1:12 PM

My sweet and normally healthy kitty has suddenly been diagnosed with two life threatening non-treatable illnesses, and I now have him in home hospice care. It's all happening so fast.

by Anonymousreply 104September 2, 2021 4:58 PM

R98 Lots of love to you.

by Anonymousreply 105September 2, 2021 5:25 PM

R104 so sorry about your kitty, that's horrible news. You know you have people's support here x

by Anonymousreply 106September 2, 2021 5:26 PM


by Anonymousreply 107September 2, 2021 5:38 PM

Having so many other goddamned letters included with LGB now

by Anonymousreply 108September 2, 2021 5:41 PM

Trans-hating freaks who just have to wage their anti-trans jihad in every single thread.

by Anonymousreply 109September 2, 2021 5:57 PM

I am r41, r109.

Pronouns really have nothing to do with trans people at this point.

by Anonymousreply 110September 2, 2021 5:59 PM

Homophobic pro-trans misogynists who spew their vile bigotry everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 111September 2, 2021 5:59 PM

Fuck off, MatTina.

by Anonymousreply 112September 2, 2021 6:01 PM

R110, see r108. The use of “LGB” is a dead giveaway that the poster is an anti-trans jihadist.

by Anonymousreply 113September 2, 2021 6:02 PM

I get up in the evening

And I ain't got nothing to say

I come home in the morning

I go to bed feeling the same way

I ain't nothing but tired

Man, I'm just tired and bored with myself

And that tranny trashed my name

by Anonymousreply 114September 2, 2021 6:05 PM

People at work who demand last minute changes to projects that have been going on for months.

by Anonymousreply 115September 2, 2021 6:07 PM

I scored an important contract for one of our projects at work. It was a big deal, because it saved the whole $500MM project. The VP told me over chat, and group email, and in team meetings, that I was going to receive a bottle of my favorite Islay Scotch Whisky. This has been going on for five months now, and I still see no whisky...

by Anonymousreply 116September 2, 2021 6:12 PM

I’m in an aisle seat and fatties keep bumping into me.

Also I am flying to move back to Los Angeles and I hate living there.

by Anonymousreply 117September 2, 2021 6:15 PM

Well, Sue Ellen, maybe they're hesitant considering your past behavior....

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by Anonymousreply 118September 2, 2021 6:15 PM

Microsoft Word formatting nonsense. It’s like trying to get a poltergeist to do your bidding.

by Anonymousreply 119September 2, 2021 6:15 PM

I’m fat, have grown fatter during lockdown and have been invited to a formal event in mid-September and none of my smart clothes fit. I’m mortified by the mess I have made of myself.

by Anonymousreply 120September 2, 2021 6:48 PM

r120 are you me?

by Anonymousreply 121September 2, 2021 6:50 PM

[quote] I’m fat, have grown fatter during lockdown and have been invited to a formal event in mid-September and none of my smart clothes fit. I’m mortified by the mess I have made of myself.

Wear black, seriously. Wear something in your size, not something tight, ie, the size you used to be.

by Anonymousreply 122September 2, 2021 6:57 PM

No internet except on my phone, and even that is really slow, and no power. Thanks Ida. I’m also tired after a nap and I have a headache that won’t go away.

by Anonymousreply 123September 2, 2021 7:11 PM

Besitos r123

by Anonymousreply 124September 2, 2021 7:20 PM

Impertinent underlings

by Anonymousreply 125September 2, 2021 7:22 PM

Being told I can't have an opinion on abortion as a man, after just having been told that men can be pregnant, too.

by Anonymousreply 126September 2, 2021 7:32 PM

R116 here. The VP just asked me what my favorite Scotch was. Does he read DL? :)

by Anonymousreply 127September 2, 2021 7:49 PM

R123 here. You can blow out your novena candles for me because the power is back on. Wait, relight them for my ongoing lack of internet.

by Anonymousreply 128September 2, 2021 8:08 PM

I’ll drink to that, R103.

by Anonymousreply 129September 2, 2021 8:32 PM

That big floater that was annoying me last night is getting worse, my eye doctor set up an appointment with a retina specialist tomorrow morning. Apparently I am high risk for a detachment and was getting flashing lights for a few days before it happened.

by Anonymousreply 130September 2, 2021 11:20 PM

I lost $146,000 last week while swing trading. It’s not going to drastically affect my approximately $3.5 million portfolio, but it still pisses me off.

by Anonymousreply 131September 2, 2021 11:43 PM

Sorry to hear, R130. I hope your appointment goes well. Let us know what happens.

by Anonymousreply 132September 2, 2021 11:53 PM

I've been dieting and hit a plateau this week. I've been dropping ounces but not pounds!

I can't find anything good to watch or take me down a rabbit hole on youtube

Got a bill in the mail today for 450 dollars. ouch

I owe my doctor 100 dollars

by Anonymousreply 133September 3, 2021 12:00 AM

R120 right there with ya. And have a formal event in September. Mortified to see everyone.

by Anonymousreply 134September 3, 2021 12:00 AM

OP, I feel your pain. I did the same thing with some peaches. Yuck.

But what is bothering me RIGHT NOW is that I'm out of tomatoes.

by Anonymousreply 135September 3, 2021 12:05 AM

Sarah Beth was evicted.

by Anonymousreply 136September 3, 2021 12:49 AM

I'm stewing about my doctor firing me today for "speaking to my staff member THAT way.".

by Anonymousreply 137September 3, 2021 3:21 AM

My house is FILTHY!

by Anonymousreply 138September 3, 2021 4:59 AM

There’s a cricket in my house, it won’t shut up, and my cat won’t do a damn thing about it.

by Anonymousreply 139September 3, 2021 5:00 AM

I had a molar extracted a week ago and it's very uncomfortable still. Little chips of broken jaw bone keep coming up through my gums and I bite down on them while I gingerly chew my food on the other side of my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 140September 3, 2021 5:04 AM

R75 Who do you think they’ll come for next?

by Anonymousreply 141September 3, 2021 6:50 AM

Jake Tapper and his fake husband & father persona.

by Anonymousreply 142September 3, 2021 4:19 PM

I forgot to empty the washing machine after doing a washing this morning. Now I need to put the machine on again, and won’t be able to hang the washingg in the garden to dry.

by Anonymousreply 143September 3, 2021 4:28 PM

R138 mine too! I could hire a maid but I’d be embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 144September 3, 2021 4:31 PM

My man.

by Anonymousreply 145September 3, 2021 4:33 PM

I still don't really feel like being social, even though most of the people I know are acting like they're in Times Square at the end of WWII. There's a Labor Day cookout I am planning to stay home from, and I'm getting pressure from other people like "oh, you HAVE to come..." blah, blah, blah.

by Anonymousreply 146September 3, 2021 4:36 PM

my caftan just doesn't POP like I want it to for the Holiday party I'm giving on my terrace

by Anonymousreply 147September 3, 2021 4:37 PM

I don't feel very well. "Most of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well. " Voltaire

by Anonymousreply 148September 3, 2021 4:45 PM

My unvaccinated uncle keeps showing up (uninvited & unmasked) at my parents, my sisters' and our house, expecting to be let in, fed, to chat. He is unconcerned about my nephews and niece (not old enough to be vaxxed) catching COVID or my parents (vaxxed but getting older and don't need any extra health issues). Frankly, neither my partner nor I want to hear his anti-vaxx, conspiracy theory bullshit anymore. The entire family have run out of patience in regard to him, I think.

by Anonymousreply 149September 3, 2021 4:48 PM

R148 Usually attributed to Churchhill.

by Anonymousreply 150September 3, 2021 4:49 PM

I had a power outage that fucked up my fridge. The repair was $500, so I decided to buy a new one instead of dealing with the repair and aftermarket parts and all that. Now I'm bothered by all I have to do to get ready for the delivery of the new fridge.

by Anonymousreply 151September 3, 2021 4:56 PM

R120 et al I feel you! Am so massive. Battled long COVID and fatigue which hasn’t helped. So depressed. Need to go into office next week (got hired over Zoom which I had at a flattering angle) and dreading it.


by Anonymousreply 152September 3, 2021 5:06 PM

Covid insanity on both sides. I'm bothered that a pandemic is a political issue. I'm bothered by republican underplaying the pandemic and I'm bothered by democratic overplaying the pandemic. All common sense has been thrown out the window. Someone telling you to put on a mask has nothing to do with your rights, freedoms, and liberty, republicans. And democrats, the sky isn't falling. Calm the fuck down.

by Anonymousreply 153September 3, 2021 5:14 PM

There was a cockroach in my kitchen sink this morning. I'm hoppin' mad about it, mostly because that kitchen right now is cleaner than it has been in months. NOW a cockroach?

by Anonymousreply 154September 3, 2021 5:17 PM

I cannot keep my damn heels / big toes from getting too dried / crusty. I've done peels, used mineral oil, every damn lotion that supposed to prevent/help, and nothing. I'm sick of it.

by Anonymousreply 155September 3, 2021 5:20 PM

R155 me too! Regular pedicures with the foot grater help, but I always let it go too long and then my heel starts hurting and it’s like…dammit!

by Anonymousreply 156September 3, 2021 5:27 PM


by Anonymousreply 157September 3, 2021 5:35 PM

I have to wait to move back to LA. Just a week, though, but still.

Also, I have a family member who shares all of my business with persons whom I’ve never met. For what? Why? What’s the point? I never share his personal plans with others. I don’t share his travel itinerary with my friends. I don’t appreciate that he does so, regarding me. I notice that he rarely ever shares personal information about his friends with me, as it should be, since I’m not interested in knowing about them, nor should I be privy to their personal plans or information.

That said, I find it inappropriate that he discusses me with others. I find that to be improper and impolite.

Please just STFU about me.


by Anonymousreply 158September 3, 2021 6:14 PM

The eerie glow, the reddish light of distant forest fires makes me queasy and uneasy.

by Anonymousreply 159September 3, 2021 6:22 PM

My poosie is aching for a gentleman. It's been 48 hours.

by Anonymousreply 160September 3, 2021 6:43 PM

How come only women can get an abortion? Yhat is flagrant discrimination. Plus, I have to pee.

by Anonymousreply 161September 3, 2021 6:55 PM

The dry feet things sounds like a pain. My feet used to be like that. Do you guys work in an air-conditioned environment or live in a cold climate? My skin got way better after I started working from home.

by Anonymousreply 162September 3, 2021 7:05 PM

R158 How on earth is this person getting all your personal information to share? Why would you continue even speaking to this person?

by Anonymousreply 163September 3, 2021 7:14 PM

I lived through my 5.5 hour flight. Now I get to wait and see if I dodged Covid. Yea.

by Anonymousreply 164September 3, 2021 7:44 PM

There's a mosquito in my bedroom. I can't even lie down for a few minutes without hearing it coming at my ear.

by Anonymousreply 165September 3, 2021 10:33 PM

A cornichon is wedged in my butt crack and I can't get it out.

by Anonymousreply 166September 3, 2021 10:44 PM

My boyfriends insane jealousy | he's gorgeous yet soooo insecure | I just made a sale to a bony little twink & bf lost it because twink looked too happy walking up to me 🤦🏻‍♂️ I wish I was kidding

by Anonymousreply 167September 3, 2021 10:48 PM

What were you selling, r167?

by Anonymousreply 168September 3, 2021 10:49 PM

I'm worried that bleach isn't as thorough at destroying DNA as I thought.

by Anonymousreply 169September 3, 2021 10:57 PM

I’m thinking about a story I read on D/L a few years ago about two employees of universities in the UK and US who met online and ended up killing a man in the US and then fled from the scene. I wonder what happened to them…

by Anonymousreply 170September 4, 2021 1:43 AM

My hair stylist gave me a shitass haircut for the first time ever. I’ve been going to her for 15 years. I can’t do anything with it and it’s pissing me right off.

by Anonymousreply 171September 4, 2021 3:48 AM

I want to settle down with a nice oriental but there aren’t any available.

by Anonymousreply 172September 4, 2021 4:07 AM

It’s 5.10am here. I couldn’t sleep, so i decided to get up and distract myself with some chores. I cleaned the oven, tidied the kitchen. Then I decided to clean the fridge and have just managed to drop the vegetable drawer onto the tiled floor. The drawer is now cracked on both sides.

I know there are bigger problems, but more and more I can’t stop wondering what the fuck is wrong with me.

by Anonymousreply 173September 4, 2021 4:15 AM

I would be rage crying R173. You have my sympathy!

by Anonymousreply 174September 4, 2021 4:23 AM

My intestines. I have a relatively mild case of food poisoning, but I took pink bismuth and nothing's moving 36 hours later.

by Anonymousreply 175September 4, 2021 4:26 AM

I’m annoyed that I don’t know exactly what a cooter is aside from that it can be itchy.

by Anonymousreply 176September 4, 2021 4:28 AM

Here’s a video

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by Anonymousreply 177September 4, 2021 4:30 AM

OP, what are "nectarines"?

by Anonymousreply 178September 4, 2021 4:34 AM

R176 a cooter to my knowledge is fish or a snatch or basically a stank ass pussy. The itchiness is probably a yeast infection.

by Anonymousreply 179September 4, 2021 4:50 AM

The ambulance sirens up on Canterbury Rd, they're about a kilometre away and I hear them all day and night on their way to Canterbury Hospital. The normal hum of traffic and planes usually drowns the sound out during the day, but Sydney is a plague city now.

by Anonymousreply 180September 4, 2021 5:36 AM

I’m getting my astrazeneca jab next week and I’m scared.

Some of you might like to share my nice pottery amongst yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 181September 4, 2021 5:44 AM

My oriental neighbors yammering away in Asian language.

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by Anonymousreply 182September 4, 2021 5:47 AM

R32 I will pray for you but COVID is God's way of chastising you.

by Anonymousreply 183September 4, 2021 5:54 AM

I do not think it is going to get any better.

by Anonymousreply 184September 4, 2021 5:59 AM

This thread didn’t turn out to be half bad.

R167, tell us more. In a separate thread of appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 185September 4, 2021 6:06 AM

R39 To take the pressure off tell him you really get off the first time totally dedicating your energy to getting him off. Suck him like a champ. If you get hard and want to do more, great. If not, fine.

by Anonymousreply 186September 4, 2021 6:23 AM

Here you go, r170

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by Anonymousreply 187September 4, 2021 3:23 PM

A friend called me last night, he was bragging about having a menage a trois with two Asian hookers, and he also thinks that Covid vaccines change people's DNA.

I woke up feeling upset about chatting with him.

by Anonymousreply 188September 4, 2021 3:29 PM

R187, I love you! Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 189September 4, 2021 5:55 PM

I had a TIA/ministroke and I’m in the hospital. My partner just had to leave as visiting hours are over. I’m scared.

by Anonymousreply 190September 4, 2021 6:32 PM

I'm sorry to hear that, r190. I hope we can keep you distracted and amused.

by Anonymousreply 191September 4, 2021 6:38 PM

[quote]How come only women can get an abortion? That is flagrant discrimination.

Move to Texas. Nobody's allowed to get an abortion and you can get $10,000 a head for snitching on anyone who tries to!

by Anonymousreply 192September 4, 2021 6:43 PM

[quote] A friend called me last night, he was bragging about having a menage a trois with two Asian hookers,

Bragging about sex with hookers? Anyone with enough money can have sex with hookers.

by Anonymousreply 193September 4, 2021 6:45 PM


by Anonymousreply 194September 4, 2021 6:51 PM

I’m depressed as hell.

by Anonymousreply 195September 4, 2021 6:55 PM

I met a friend for lunch today. We ate really well and spent an afternoon drinking cocktails and chatting. I swore to myself that, being so stuffed, I wouldn’t eat again today.

I’m now at home, at 8.50pm, and I am eating a slice of cake the size of Hampshire. I’m pretty sure I have an eating disorder.

by Anonymousreply 196September 4, 2021 7:51 PM

R190 WOW OP... That's the biggest bummer of the thread, now displacing bloke with (possible) detatched retina from first to second. Everyone here ought to feel better they're not in your place presently, and be grateful what they can take stock in.

I hope they're making you as comfortable as possible, and that you're able to get some rest. Ask them for a sedative if you're so distressed. Wishing you a speedy and full recovery. 🙏💐

by Anonymousreply 197September 4, 2021 8:07 PM

^omit that OP... not quite sure how that actually happened.

by Anonymousreply 198September 4, 2021 8:08 PM

My boyfriend and his mood swings. He doesn’t go for violence, I’m not afraid. But he does the silent treatment. Makes me extremely anxious.

Trying to practice healthy detachment….on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 199September 4, 2021 8:37 PM

R199 sounds like you both just need to grow up

by Anonymousreply 200September 4, 2021 8:38 PM

Thanks for the tip R200.

by Anonymousreply 201September 4, 2021 8:40 PM

My loud-ass upstairs neighbor. I actually don't mind the sound of footfallss. But he somehow manages to make my ceiling creak as he stomps all over. Wish he'd give it a rest and sit down on the couch and stare at his phone for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 202September 4, 2021 8:44 PM

I haven't had a stalker in years!

by Anonymousreply 203September 4, 2021 9:11 PM

R172, the term is "Right here. On the Oriental."

by Anonymousreply 204September 4, 2021 9:11 PM

Landscapers. I live in the burbs and work from home. All i hear all day are industrial sized equipment used to mow a lawn the size of a postage stamp. Don’t even get me started on leaf blowers.

by Anonymousreply 205September 5, 2021 7:26 AM

Currently, a kidney stone.

I've had many dozens of them since 1994, but this one is probably the worst, situated up next to my right kidney. I'm having difficulty moving, and there's blood in my urine.

by Anonymousreply 206September 5, 2021 11:50 AM

^ Sorry it's HELL but it will pass.

by Anonymousreply 207September 5, 2021 2:13 PM

R203 I know your IP address.

by Anonymousreply 208September 5, 2021 2:14 PM

Zanny Minton Beddoes is a skank

by Anonymousreply 209September 5, 2021 2:43 PM

My friend becomes a monster when he’s drinking and doing coke and treats people badly. He doesn’t recognise this and blames everyone else. Now it’s my turn for the shitty treatment and the icing out. I’m really upset and also fucking mad at him.

by Anonymousreply 210September 5, 2021 5:00 PM

My new shirt is itchy.

by Anonymousreply 211September 5, 2021 5:20 PM

Why are there so many itchy cooters on DL? Is there a remedy to share?

by Anonymousreply 212September 5, 2021 5:49 PM

Nothing like a little cooter

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by Anonymousreply 213September 5, 2021 5:54 PM

A bulging hemorrhoid.

by Anonymousreply 214September 6, 2021 12:51 AM

I'm learning to play hockey and I chipped a bit of drywall while practicing shooting in the living room. I can get it fixed but I didn't think I was hitting that hard.

by Anonymousreply 215September 6, 2021 12:53 AM

[quote]I'm learning to play hockey and I chipped a bit of drywall while practicing shooting in the living room.

When I was a kid growing up in Canada hockey was played on an ice rink not on carpet in your living room. I can't imagine the damage to your floor and walls from your ice skates.

by Anonymousreply 216September 6, 2021 1:00 AM

R206 I'm so sad to hear my favourite Dragon is suffering! I hope you get some relief soon, and despite the fact that I'm not certain anyone is listening, I'm praying for you regardless. (not to Jeebus if that matters much, as I'm familiar with your many posts, but rather to the much simpler mythological god of Abraham and Moses, because that's my style)

Can you possibly try the ultrasonic, or radio wave treatments? Please keep us posted. 💝💐 Lots of love Dragon.

by Anonymousreply 217September 6, 2021 2:45 AM

My eyes are telling me to go to bed, but I can't stop looking at DL.

by Anonymousreply 218September 6, 2021 5:02 AM

Another itchy cooter here.

by Anonymousreply 219September 6, 2021 6:05 AM

Top of the list: Severe drought where I live Wildfires all around and more to come Pandemic and attendant lunacy The cruelty and idiocy of re-puke-licans High cost of living A high maintenance very elderly parent in hospice who almost dies every couple of months then recovers at great expense and is like a living corpse in a funeral home for the barely living. Her care falls to my partner and myself. in spite of her dementia she still says mean things to us. My house needs deep cleaning I'm eating too much and get depressed.

by Anonymousreply 220September 6, 2021 6:17 AM

R220 has given my depression a depression.

by Anonymousreply 221September 6, 2021 7:10 AM

I have rheumatoid arthritis, an autoimmune disease. I am blind in one eye. I can still read. I can no longer drive. Life sucks. My health is good otherwise - and what sucks is that I will probably live a a lot longer.

by Anonymousreply 222September 6, 2021 8:14 AM

My delta 8 edibles will run out before the next shipment arrives.

by Anonymousreply 223September 6, 2021 8:37 AM

R154, the cockroach came UP OUT OF THE DRAIN. I lived in a NYC apartment- to block them, leave a small bottle of bleach by the sink and pour a cupful in the drain before you go to bed.

by Anonymousreply 224September 6, 2021 8:57 AM


A hypochondriac mother

Turning 30

Suicidal thoughts


Kristin Stewart as Di

by Anonymousreply 225September 6, 2021 9:00 AM

R225 hemorrhoids are horrible. I used to play with dildos in a past life. Mama’s mussy is tight and intermittently wincing in pain.

by Anonymousreply 226September 6, 2021 9:03 AM

My ears won't stop itching at night. It is driving me INSANE!

by Anonymousreply 227September 6, 2021 3:08 PM

"and what sucks is I will probably exist a lot longer"

Fixed it for blind arthritic R222

by Anonymousreply 228September 6, 2021 3:10 PM

My house is infested with invisible stinging mites that are impossible to get rid of.

by Anonymousreply 229September 6, 2021 4:24 PM

I left my job of 11 years in May because my boss was fucking crazy and I got a text yesterday from someone who worker there who said they were trying to quit before October because my boss was fucking crazy and me quitting gave no wake up call to her, she just kept being crazy.

I’m so glad I’m out of there.

by Anonymousreply 230September 6, 2021 5:28 PM

There are two gorgeous Arabs sitting next to me at the coffee shop, both delicious in their own way and look like twins or lovers in thoroughly distracting short running pants.

They have such an ease with each other like lovers or raised as children together. I want them both inside me deeply,

by Anonymousreply 231September 6, 2021 6:11 PM

R231 again, I’m happily married and 25 years older than the two Arabs. At my peak looks and whoredom, I would (and have) swept them both home and had sex with them already.

My record was whisking three guys off of a dance floor inside of five minutes. Mary!

by Anonymousreply 232September 6, 2021 6:15 PM

I'm tired of living but scared of dying....

by Anonymousreply 233September 6, 2021 6:16 PM

My COOTER is about to drive me straight off a cliff!!! It itches something terrible!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 234September 6, 2021 6:41 PM

R216, lol, my own fault for being unclear. No skates when I practice shooting and stickhandling at home, so the floor is safe, at least.

by Anonymousreply 235September 6, 2021 6:59 PM

My back hurts

by Anonymousreply 236September 6, 2021 9:06 PM

This interminable "holiday"

by Anonymousreply 237September 6, 2021 9:14 PM

I’m feeling livid at the plans of the UK government to fund social care for the elderly by increasing the National Insurance tax. It essentially means poorer workers will pay for home healthcare for elderly people, regardless of how wealthy they are. So poorly paid people are going to be paying to make sure wealthier people get to inherit more from their parents. I am honestly sick of living in a right-wing cesspit.

by Anonymousreply 238September 6, 2021 9:18 PM

Wait, isn’t that more of a left wing policy than a right wing one?

by Anonymousreply 239September 6, 2021 9:36 PM

No, r239, it’s a redistribution of wealth from those who are poorer (who will be paying the tax) to those who are richer (homeowners who will now not have to use as much of their own capital to find their social care and who will be able to pass on more of their wealth to their children as inheritance).

A more leftwing option would be to increase income tax on higher earners, but the government has opted to increase National Insurance, which affects lower-paid workers disproportionately.

by Anonymousreply 240September 6, 2021 9:58 PM

I need CooterCare

by Anonymousreply 241September 6, 2021 9:58 PM

I can’t shit

by Anonymousreply 242September 6, 2021 10:28 PM

They have CooterCareExpress now - it's a thing you hang around your neck with a big red button on it. Just press it and a CooterCare representative will be right over.

by Anonymousreply 243September 6, 2021 10:32 PM

I prefer the term Vulvar Care

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by Anonymousreply 244September 6, 2021 10:41 PM

My lower back and hips have been hurting for the past week. I think I tweaked something while bending over to pick up dog poop. It’s really painful just getting out of bed. It’s also painful to lift up my right leg to get into the car so I haven’t been going anywhere either. Hopefully it will get better!

by Anonymousreply 245September 6, 2021 10:46 PM

Been down with a migraine all day. Pills aren't helping.

by Anonymousreply 246September 6, 2021 10:53 PM

Got a flat tire this morning. Drove two blocks home and called Aaa to inflate tire. I thought perhaps I drove over a nail and the auto shop could patch the tire. I drove to auto shop only to find I need all four tires replaced! Eeeek! Also, my windshield wiper fluid is not squirting out so I’m going to have them fix that too. They quoted me around $700 for everything. Oh the joys of car ownership!

by Anonymousreply 247September 6, 2021 11:15 PM

This is like a more depressing version of the "I Want to Be Underwhelmed" threads.

by Anonymousreply 248September 6, 2021 11:16 PM

I spent the night at the ER. Today is an ultrasound. Lots of pain. Might be a dicky gallbladder. If not that?…

That’s my RIGHT NOW moment for today.

by Anonymousreply 249September 6, 2021 11:59 PM

Prayers for everyone

by Anonymousreply 250September 7, 2021 12:02 AM

I regret decisions I've made 40 years ago. One involved a man whom I consider the love of my life. We meet in Catholic college and I was too stupid and naive and afraid to take it to a higher level. He died 5 years ago this month. I wish I could turn back time, but that's impossible. I can only move forward but lighting a Candle each week after mass.

by Anonymousreply 251September 7, 2021 12:17 AM

R155, R156 have you tried applying a thick moisturizer (Vaseline, Eucerin Advanced repair foot cream ) before bed and then wearing cotton socks while you sleep? If you do this religiously every night for a week it should help immensely!

Here’s an article that has other foot creams as well.

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by Anonymousreply 252September 7, 2021 12:22 AM

I’m fucking pissed off, in fact every fucking weekend I get pissed off at the homeless crazy people who poop on the corner of a Walgreens next to my apartment building. Every week I have to use the poop app to get SF city poop cleaners to clean up human waste, syringes, and rotten food/ garbage left on the street by the homeless. This used to be a safe neighborhood but now overrun by crazy homeless people. San Francisco has literally gone to shit. It’s not just that, the homeless are now more openly hostile. I used to feel safe walking after 11pm but not anymore. Every week I ask myself is it worth it to stick around another 3-4 years to build up my 403k and retire early at 45 from my current job, before moving out of state and starting another job.

by Anonymousreply 253September 7, 2021 12:33 AM

Oh snd what’s more, it takes the SF poop patrol about 3-4 days to respond to request of human waste cleanup, that is if they show up at all. Supposedly, the city pays cleaners around $130-50k a year in salary and compensations, but these cleaners either don’t show up or show up late and don’t clean up shit. They just remove human waste and leave sidewalks filthy and smelling like human waste.

by Anonymousreply 254September 7, 2021 12:37 AM

R254 they really should be disinfecting the sidewalks as well. That is a huge public health issue!

by Anonymousreply 255September 7, 2021 12:52 AM

Me not finding ANYONE in my town to gut our house affordably after Ida. The prices are either exorbitant or you’re months away on a Operation Blessing list.

by Anonymousreply 256September 7, 2021 12:56 AM

[quote]they really should be disinfecting the sidewalks as well. That is a huge public health issue!

Well, you know what they say about San Fran: don’t wear your shoes inside!

by Anonymousreply 257September 7, 2021 12:58 AM

My pussycat was giving me the most lovely scalp massage and I can’t get her to keep doing it.

by Anonymousreply 258September 7, 2021 1:07 AM

Dust is pissing me off. Why is everything so dusty lately? I clean and dust, mop, vacuum, and it just reappears the next day. It doesn't bother him at all. (Because he doesn't do jack-shit) It is a battle between me and the dust. I can't live with dust. I can't live in a messy home. Idk why it is so difficult to maintain lately.

by Anonymousreply 259September 7, 2021 3:56 AM

I've misplaced my Lee Press-Ons.

by Anonymousreply 260September 7, 2021 4:03 AM

I need a plus one to a golden girls pub crawl on Saturday and so far, I can't find anyone. I feel very, very single. I've also lost contact with a lot of my lgbt friends.

by Anonymousreply 261September 7, 2021 4:04 AM

My first paycheck is a month away and I'm out of black pepper.

Somebody in my building is smoking shitty pot and it's not me.

by Anonymousreply 262September 7, 2021 4:20 AM

R262 i’ve got plenty of pepper. C’mon ova!

by Anonymousreply 263September 7, 2021 4:52 AM

[quote] My friend becomes a monster when he’s drinking and doing coke and treats people badly. He doesn’t recognise this and blames everyone else. Now it’s my turn for the shitty treatment and the icing out. I’m really upset and also fucking mad at him.

Mary! This friend must a hot guy that everybody wants to fuck. Why else would everybody take a "turn" at his "shitty treatment and icing out"?

by Anonymousreply 264September 7, 2021 5:08 AM

He’s not r264 but we’ve been friends for more than 20 years. Thanks for your helpful input.

by Anonymousreply 265September 7, 2021 6:30 AM

The heartbreak of psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 266September 7, 2021 6:53 AM

R261 I would go with you, except for my broken ankle.

by Anonymousreply 267September 7, 2021 6:54 AM

I’m bloated, moody, and cramping something awful. At least I’m not pregnant because I’ve really been whoring it up lately.

by Anonymousreply 268September 7, 2021 6:54 AM

Thank you for the thought, R267.

by Anonymousreply 269September 7, 2021 3:26 PM

My hair is turning grey. And I am not sure what to have for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 270September 7, 2021 8:19 PM

I’m suffering with a severe psoriatic arthritis flare all of a sudden. I’m having trouble walking.

by Anonymousreply 271September 7, 2021 9:47 PM

R256 that sounds like a horrible thing to go through. Are you still living in the house right now?

by Anonymousreply 272September 7, 2021 9:49 PM

I’m horny as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!

by Anonymousreply 273September 7, 2021 9:55 PM

My neighbor is mowing and every fucking red neck pick up truck is loud!

by Anonymousreply 274September 7, 2021 9:56 PM

My husband is in the hospital and I’ve been here for 4 hours waiting for them to take him into surgery (they want to discuss it with both of us).

I guess I shouldn’t complain too much though… at least my area has hospital beds available. (Plenty of them actually.)

by Anonymousreply 275September 7, 2021 10:08 PM


Hope all goes well with your husband.

by Anonymousreply 276September 7, 2021 10:14 PM

I have a sliver in my finger and I can't get it out. Does it just dissolve in you eventually? Or will I get lockjaw or some other horrible disease?

by Anonymousreply 277September 7, 2021 10:19 PM

Thanks, r276, you’re very kind. Are you new here?

by Anonymousreply 278September 7, 2021 10:22 PM

I'm a fat whore and I can't be bothered to do anything about it

by Anonymousreply 279September 7, 2021 10:24 PM

own it, hon

by Anonymousreply 280September 7, 2021 10:25 PM

R277, do you mean a splinter? I typically soak my finger in warm water for a long time (take a bath, even), and that helps me squeeze out the splinter.

by Anonymousreply 281September 7, 2021 10:27 PM

Yes, a splinter R281. I guess we say sliver where I grew up. Thx.

by Anonymousreply 282September 7, 2021 10:28 PM

R282 If warm water doesn’t work, try white vinegar or apple cider vinegar; soak it for at least 10 to 15 minutes. This should bring to surface then use cleaned tweezers to remove.

by Anonymousreply 283September 7, 2021 10:32 PM

I worked on a jigsaw puzzle and now my back aches.

by Anonymousreply 284September 7, 2021 10:35 PM

An AirBnB guest wants an early check-in. At 6:30 am. Check-in is at 3:00 pm.

by Anonymousreply 285September 7, 2021 10:37 PM

What did you tell them, r285?

by Anonymousreply 286September 7, 2021 10:41 PM

I hope you told them to get a hotel room.

by Anonymousreply 287September 7, 2021 10:43 PM

I’ve got the trots

by Anonymousreply 288September 7, 2021 10:43 PM

My cat keeps giving me dirty looks. I don't know what that's about

by Anonymousreply 289September 7, 2021 10:47 PM

I spend literally my entire fucking life picking up dog shit!

by Anonymousreply 290September 8, 2021 12:50 AM

^ Meow.

by Anonymousreply 291September 8, 2021 12:50 AM

My back, it's killing me.

by Anonymousreply 292September 8, 2021 1:19 AM

I'm feeling so tender to the touch.

by Anonymousreply 293September 8, 2021 1:21 AM


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by Anonymousreply 294September 8, 2021 1:24 AM

I bought a fruit bowl but my teeth are too sensitive to eat it cold

by Anonymousreply 295September 8, 2021 1:39 AM

I made an anonymous text to a friend I fell out with and sent a pic of his ex with her new boyfriend and he sent her the message and she text back the next morning screaming & ranting. I was being impulsive and dumb and it rattled me! That’s what I get I guess.

by Anonymousreply 296September 8, 2021 1:50 AM

R277, if you have or can get name brand surgical tape (such as Johnson & Johnson), secure a piece of the tape over top of the area where your splinter/sliver is embedded. Before your next shower, steadily and gently pull the tape off, in the direction of the grain of the injury so that the adhesive can latch onto the edge of the splinter dislodge it. Shower, re-apply the tape and repeat the removal until the adhesive from the tape has helped to extricate the entirety of the embedded splinter.

by Anonymousreply 297September 8, 2021 4:04 AM

R259 check into your hvac. There could be some solutions there.

by Anonymousreply 298September 8, 2021 4:37 AM

I'm hurt and annoyed by the "I'm so busy!" types. I've wasted literally years of my life chasing after people who were too busy to text back the same day/hang out/pick up the phone/actually show interest in me as something other than a convenient audience or cheerleader only when it suited them.

I'm great. I deserve to be with folks who see and value that. I'm trying to give up the ghost a bit. Don't want to spend time with me? That's fine. Say so, and I'll move on. Just cut the bullshit excuses designed to lead me on and make me keep chasing you because I chose the "wrong week" to ask if you were free.

It's amazing how hard some people make things.

by Anonymousreply 299September 8, 2021 5:03 AM

I didnt realize the three chicken strips I hate today were over 600 calories

by Anonymousreply 300September 8, 2021 6:05 AM

I work with a highly skilled individual who is unfortunate looking. These should balance out, but I'm still pissy about it.

by Anonymousreply 301September 8, 2021 6:21 AM

That's a whelming number of calories for three lousy chicken strips, R300.

by Anonymousreply 302September 8, 2021 6:27 AM

STILL IN PAIN Holy Mother of God. The ER did a bunch of tests and have ruled out heart, gallbladder, liver, infection. Have a few days to wait for cat scan and endoscopy.

What is wrong with me? Crohn’s disease? IBS? Pancreatitis?

Going to break out my ancient supply of codeine tomorrow

by Anonymousreply 303September 8, 2021 7:43 AM

I’m scared an elegible Chinaman will never come into my life.

by Anonymousreply 304September 8, 2021 1:41 PM

R303, my husband had the same thing and ended up requiring an emergency laparotomy. It was diverticulitis.

by Anonymousreply 305September 8, 2021 5:46 PM

My sliver came OUT gurls, (just like me years ago!). Thank you for your advice.


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by Anonymousreply 306September 8, 2021 8:50 PM

That’s great R277! I was going to suggest going to Walgreens and buying some Prid drawing salve. It’s an ointment that gets out splinters.

by Anonymousreply 307September 8, 2021 9:19 PM

I have 2 1.75L bottles of vodka at home and I can't find where I hid them. I hid them a few days ago because my dad unexpectedly popped over and he would get pissed if he saw them.

by Anonymousreply 308September 8, 2021 10:23 PM

[quote]I have 2 1.75L bottles of vodka at home and I can't find where I hid them.

So you were drunk when you hid them?

by Anonymousreply 309September 8, 2021 10:42 PM

R286 Book the night before. They did. And then they asked for a late checkout of a few hours, but I agreed because I didn’t have another guest arriving that night and I was sick of dealing with them.

by Anonymousreply 310September 8, 2021 10:47 PM

R309 I little hungover, not full on drunk.

by Anonymousreply 311September 8, 2021 10:50 PM

My doctor's a jerk. But he's also very close (less than 10 blocks) and I'm afraid the next one will just be another loser. I'm thinking of starting a thread "Do you hate your doctor?" I need the reassurance that they're all pretty lousy.

by Anonymousreply 312September 8, 2021 10:53 PM

I’m sitting next to a perpetual bitch!

by Anonymousreply 313September 8, 2021 11:42 PM

Tweekers in the church parking lot next to my property screaming at each other all day.

Portland. The police don’t care. The church doesn’t seem to care.

Well I see why I found an affordable bungalow in Portland.

by Anonymousreply 314September 9, 2021 1:24 AM

My foot is stuck in the mud

by Anonymousreply 315September 9, 2021 1:33 AM

What’s eating Gilbert Grape? 😂

by Anonymousreply 316September 9, 2021 1:47 AM

Cooter Is still very itchy.

by Anonymousreply 317September 9, 2021 2:42 AM

You should try essential oils for your itchy vage, R317! In between my bouts of Morgellons, I positively douse my "down-there" with pharmaceutical grade essential oils so the hubs and I can enjoy post-date night activities! Soooo much healthier than anything OTC or anything you'd get pushed on you by a doc made by Big Pharma. Lucky for you, I also sell the oils. I'll send you a PM, hon!

by Anonymousreply 318September 9, 2021 2:54 AM

I think it needs to be irrigated and flushed. This cooter is high maintenance!

by Anonymousreply 319September 9, 2021 3:01 AM

I have something at work that could go one way and life will be amazing. I can take a dope trip over the holidays, like maybe December off. If it goes another, it's not the end of the world but it will be a disappointment. I hate anticipation and just want to wrap this up ASAP.

by Anonymousreply 320September 9, 2021 3:16 AM

R318 eats his own dick cheese.

by Anonymousreply 321September 9, 2021 4:42 AM

Tender to the tough tonight, R321?

by Anonymousreply 322September 9, 2021 4:49 AM

R312 I've known several doctors socially. Yeah, all assholes, you got that right. They also are the cheapest SOB's ever. Penny pinching toads, all of them. As for their doctoring skills, I wouldn't know. I'd never let one of them near me in that way. I do have a dentist friend that's a good guy but that's it.

by Anonymousreply 323September 9, 2021 6:07 AM

NICE to see Joni Mitchell is a Datalounger! (@ R18)

by Anonymousreply 324September 9, 2021 8:08 PM

^ meant R318

by Anonymousreply 325September 9, 2021 8:09 PM

Feeling completely stuck in life and indecisive

by Anonymousreply 326September 10, 2021 2:34 PM

the global pandemic

by Anonymousreply 327September 10, 2021 2:43 PM

Is it nice enough to flush my gunt outside, or nah.

by Anonymousreply 328September 10, 2021 3:01 PM


by Anonymousreply 329September 10, 2021 4:42 PM

I don’t like myself very much. I’d like to change that, because it is exhausting and sad.

by Anonymousreply 330September 10, 2021 5:16 PM

The wellbutrin is working but is also making me quick to temper. In the current climate, its becoming my entire mood, all the time. Exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 331September 10, 2021 5:59 PM

My bf is mad at me. And I don't feel like making up yet.

by Anonymousreply 332September 10, 2021 10:22 PM

I’m so fucking tired.

by Anonymousreply 333September 10, 2021 10:26 PM

I want to be entertained on DL, but no one is posting anything right now.

by Anonymousreply 334September 10, 2021 11:25 PM

I’ll entertain you. Want to watch me stick my mfingers up my ass then pull em out and smell em?

by Anonymousreply 335September 10, 2021 11:48 PM

Well, that would be better than nothing! Half an hour later and still no new posts on DL. I didn't think DL'ers actually had Friday night plans!

by Anonymousreply 336September 11, 2021 12:36 AM

Does a mussy/bussy count as a cooter?

by Anonymousreply 337September 11, 2021 1:09 AM

I have been 3 loads a day horny for a few weeks now. I think it's anxiety manifesting as horniness.

by Anonymousreply 338September 11, 2021 2:08 AM


by Anonymousreply 339September 11, 2021 3:06 AM

Bugs - I live on a farm and they're just everywhere. I had something big crawl on me last night in bed and I flung it off. Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 340September 11, 2021 3:24 AM

The fact that I can’t get quarters for laundry.

by Anonymousreply 341September 13, 2021 1:51 AM

My brother just joked on our weekly family Zoom call that my partner and I are like Mitchell and Cam on Modern Family. He’s never met my partner. He then imagined me at a gay party, full of snarky queens.

I said it was inappropriate and that he should be careful about stereotypes. Because my mom was there, I stopped short of mentioning how his high school girlfriend miscarried his child or how he hooked up on my roommate’s bed, which I discovered when some blonde showed up the next day with laundered sheets.

by Anonymousreply 342September 13, 2021 2:14 AM

I’m getting a gut.

by Anonymousreply 343September 13, 2021 3:09 AM

R340 as long as your cooter is bug free!

by Anonymousreply 344September 13, 2021 3:13 AM

I drunk texted an ex who is horrible and I feel sick with regret

by Anonymousreply 345September 13, 2021 3:13 PM

Electric Vomit

by Anonymousreply 346September 13, 2021 3:37 PM

R345 tell yourself it never happened, repeatedly. Also delete or restrict the ex’s number.

by Anonymousreply 347September 14, 2021 1:34 PM

Gayle King

by Anonymousreply 348September 14, 2021 1:43 PM

The sun

by Anonymousreply 349September 14, 2021 9:17 PM

We feel like you’re a whore and we’re gonna have to let you go.

by Anonymousreply 350September 14, 2021 9:42 PM

I think my job might be in jeopardy. Work has been drying up for a few months now, and clients are trying to reduce our fees. I’ve felt like this before but it has never been this striking.

My bosses seem to have noticed and are giving me random tasks to do. They fill the day, but are also pretty tedious.

I’m not sure what to do. I work in a fairly specialised field, and job opportunities are very rare. I’ve stuck with my job because it is interesting and fairly well paid. It’s very unlikely that I would find another like it. I think I’m going to start again, which is daunting after 20 years in the same firm.

by Anonymousreply 351September 14, 2021 11:30 PM

R351 sorry to hear it. It is scary. I’m going to voluntarily change roles to a less demanding one due to health reasons. It’s been a role I love doing, but have realized it has changed in ways that are too demanding for me and I’d rather make a lateral move voluntarily and stop killing myself trying to hold on. Maybe you should start looking for another job and give yourself the latitude to move rather than being dropped if you see it on the horizon?

by Anonymousreply 352September 15, 2021 12:03 AM

My medication makes me very gassy. All I do all day is toot, toot, toot. It can be quite embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 353September 15, 2021 12:10 AM

Somebody has jizzed on my rhododendrons

by Anonymousreply 354September 15, 2021 12:13 AM

I had a shower just two days ago and yet I already stink.

by Anonymousreply 355September 15, 2021 12:27 AM

R314 do you have any friends with vicious dogs like a pitbull? Let them off the leash near the tweakers and let the fun ensue!

by Anonymousreply 356September 15, 2021 1:55 AM

I am wearing jeans for the first time in over a year. They still fit but holy shit are they uncomfortable. I can’t believe I every thought they were comfortable but after living in sweats, track pants, pajama pants and basketball shorts I don’t think I am going to stop.

by Anonymousreply 357September 15, 2021 3:08 AM

[quote]I had a shower just two days ago and yet I already stink.

This would seem to indicate that it's time for another one.

by Anonymousreply 358September 15, 2021 4:45 AM
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