Chasten Buttigieg reveals he's gained 20 lbs during the pandemic

Mein fat Fuhrer.

She got fat. And now she’s wearing fat pants. God help me.

The most basic of basic gays.

Chasten knows Pete is going to dump him---and this is probably Chastens way of making Pete the villain for dumping him for being fat...

JOBLESS and BALDING and FAT.....oh my....I smell DIVORCE....

Honestly, if he doesn’t work and they don’t have kids, there is no reason for him to be fat. He obviously has plenty of time to exercise.

Housewives don’t exercise. They’re too busy keeping house.

R6 = Pete knows Chasten is first husband material. He knows better than to saddle himself (and his future husband) with sharing kids with Chasten. That's why he backed off from having kids with Chasten the balding public school teacher. The sooner he cuts Chasten loose the cheaper it will be so I wouldn't be surprised if an announcement is coming soon...

"I love having a boring jobless husband who gets fat" ------->>> Said NO gay husband ever.......This marriage is in trouble...

Chasten is coming off really superficial to be feeling awful about 20 pounds. Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic. No one is fretting about it. They just go on with life instead of posting about every pound. Is Chasten a girl?

So instead of trying to lose weight he bought new pants?! Wow how lazy! He obviously has no intention on going back to his former weight (which already wasn’t exactly slim).

Yeah, I don’t see this marriage lasting.

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[quote] He is turning into quite the porker.

He gives a new meaning to “pork-barrel politics”.

[quote]Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic.

But I’m guessing the majority (if not all) of those people work. Chasten doesn’t and they don’t have kids, so there is no reason for him to not exercise since he clearly has the time.

[quote] Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic.

Ghastly. Just ghastly.

Pete had hot college guys fawing over him on the campaign trail. He already knows he can do better. Chasten clearly will not work and his new hobby is getting fat. Pete is not going to share his future wealth with a balding nobody. Pete is going Hollywood when he leaves DC and I am betting he will have a divorce by then because he doesn't need Chazten anymore.

Balding, jobless, glasses 🤓, overweight...he must have a hell of a personality!

Or a hell of a big dick. 🤢🤮

Did they move to DC yet? He’ll have to drop all that weight and then some when they move.

R117 Pete will become one of the most "eligible bachelors" the second he dumps Chasten. He knows it. Why waste his time with this guy when Pete could be getting some serious Grade-A men...I have a feeling Chasten knows he is going to get dumped and is just laying the groundwork for excuses to make Pete look bad.

Size: 38 Husky

Is the weight gain from guzzling all of Pete’s cum?

He's so basic and common, it's getting to the point where it's just embarrassing. Pete needs to trade up to a partner more on his own level.

[quote]Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic.

I've been able to work out like a motherfucker during the pandemic, due to more free time. I'm in great shape.

R16, I can just imagine all the young whores on the make throwing themselves at Pete. Washington is creaking under the weight of such guys, surely. Chasten, the gay equivalent of a frump, will look worse by the day.

R18, I very much doubt that Chasten's dick plays much of a role in their sex life.

I do wonder about their relationship. It's one thing when they were in Indiana, but now Pete is a big hot shot in DC surround by tons of gays. The temptation is going to be fierce.

However Pete is no ambitious and image conscious he might be able to resist.

Anyway, Chasten needs to use some of that book money to get a personal trainer. He doesn't have to work a real job, his career is being a politicians spouse. So look nice and presentable.

Meanwhile Hubby is looking perky and pretty!

I think they're both not that attractive. Average. But Pete wasn't hired for his looks.

Pete is cute imho. If he's versatile that's a big plus.

Perhaps they have a marriage that's not built solely on raw physical attraction?

All the best first ladies were fat. Look at Eleanor and Hillary.

Chasten is heading for DUMPSTERVILLE---and we all know it. By the way his book was a dud and Chastens net worth is only 100,000. AND he doesn't have Petes house in Hicksville anymore. And he doesn't work. Good luck apartment hunting....This will be an epic splitsville and Chasten is in zero position to come out a winner unless he announces a Pete Tell All....I never believed that whole "we met on a non sexual gay app" BS...Pete is not keeping basic unattractive Chasten.

"I have hot guys hitting on me. I have a husband getting fat who won't get a job.. Maybe it's time to make a change in my life" = Things Pete thinks about every day.....LoL

[quote] Then a good friend told me "maybe just dress the body you have and stop worrying about it."

Lol. That is NOT a good friend. Probably someone after Pete himself.

Another Tell Tale Sign = Pete doesn't do interviews with Chasten anymore. They used to team up for interviews. Not anymore. FYI = Pete is such an attention whore he was even shilling out interviews on the day of Bidens Inaugruration.....

Pete's a weird looking creature himself, he looks like a cartoon character after all. So fat Chasten matches him perfectly. Both are pretty invisible and forgettable guys.

hideous queen before

obese hideous queen after

r16 Dude Pete is in a cabinet position, he can't trade up like Ilhan Omar. Besides, if he did it would be some guy that will end up like Terry Miller. That's the last thing Pete needs, even though we had someone like Melania as a first lady.

Maybe he should take more bike rides with his husband. Oh, wait.

Ha, R39! That sounds like something Pete would do.

The Warren homos have arrived.

So Pete knocked him up?

DL has not come to terms that Pete is a Gay Guy who is neither a TOP or a BOTTOM. He is one of those gay guys who refuse to do either. Article Linked.

Chasten gonna have a ASS BABY!

God this whole thread is a torrent of pissy old bottoms who haven't gotten fucked in a while. Have you ever topped a skinny bottom? There's nothing there. It's like topping a popsicle stick. Give it 20lbs tho and....yummm.

R44 he should practice the labor with lots of lube and toys first

Has he had a pregnancy scan?

There has to be sexual attraction r30, or it's not a relationship its a friendship. No one is saying it is only about that.

Chasten should try to stay in decent shape both for his marriage, and for Pete's career. Got to look presentable for the camera.

[quote] Pete is a Gay Guy who is neither a TOP or a BOTTOM.

What is he, a SIDE?

Does she buy her fat pants at Lane Bryant?

R49 = Yep. Pete is neither. Look at that clown--does he look like he does anal?...He probably thinks its beneath him...

What a hideous couple.

R45 = Chasten

Straight people act like when you are in a happy relationship you gain “love chubb” weight because you don’t have to try. I think the truth is when you stop having sex and instead just eat heavy meals together and watch tv is when that happens.

for better, for worse; for thinner, for fatter

I can't imagine a grown man not having a job.

I think Chasten is adorable and if Pete doesn't want him, I'll gladly take him.

I like Chasten, but he needs to be a tad more filtered.

Like the song says “...more bounce to the ounce.”

R56 = Exactly. He is clearly lazy. Maybe Chastens next book will be about divorce?....LoL

Pete can leave him and instead fuck my ass n mouth. I suck feet and will even drink his piss

Their marriage is going to last for decades. They’ll die together like the old couple in Titanic.

The fat really doesn't matter that much in this case. Let's be honest, Chasten is about a "2" on the looks scale, even at his best.

Pete himself is only a 5, but because of his position he could easily land an 8 as a boyfriend (even a 10 if he didn't mind a male whore).

Nom nom nom

Gurl's eating her feelings

I’d be concerned about gaining 20 lbs in one year- very much so. If not checked he’s headed for obesity and a life of functional impairments most likely shortened as well.

Especially since it’s not very hard to maintain a stable weight.

R64 Eating Oreos? Does he keep them down?

Ridin’ it

Man he has a great backside.

Pete reminds me of a military guy I dated once. Cute (in his own way). Smart. Good Job..Seemingly "husband material"....But could NOT suck a dick to save his life. Just the worst experience ever. I have a feeling that's Pete. And Chasten getting fat and jobless means this relationship is doomed...Enjoy your divorce...

I'd bury my face in that big Maltese ass then pound the hell out of it.

"Honey. I did not work but I did tweet some today. How was your day" = Pete listening to his unemployed manwife and wondering how to break the news to Chasten that he is going to trade up for a better husband...

Pete's dialing Sean Cody as we speak...

Chasten's hair situation is tragic. Forget Pete, his hair is halfway out the door. Just shave it off, try/hope/pray for "European" or something.

He really is a strange looking guy, and very awkward. I don't get "adorable", I get "arrested development".

I think Pete's baby batter found an egg..

He’s definitely one of those guys who is cute-ish when young but it fades quickly. Common blond problem. He and Pete are in a similar enough looks league, but now Pete is high profile and powerful, he can pull good dick. Chasten may well be headed to the first wives club.

We will see how devoted Pete is.

I find Pete sexy. Not drop dead gorgeous, but he has a sexy quality about him. Chasten comes off as sexless to me.

You really think Chasten is a top, R70?

Wonky Pete needs someone fabulous to balance him out. I don't mean flaming, I mean extremely tasteful, witty, charming and urbane.

Remember this is Datalounge where posters are stuck in the 80s and versatile guys don't exist.

Versatile = Bottoms but ashamed to admit.

The BUTTIGIEG MARRIAGE = Pete. Transportation Secretary.....Chasten. Jobless Starbucks Patron.

And r81 proves my point.

Pete looks like the guy who is going to send his LAWYERS to the apartment one day to "explain" to Chasten the marriage is over and he needs to start packing. Chasten is jobless and thinks he can just live the trophy twink life without being a trophy OR a twink. The end is nigh on this marriage..

Chasten in stretch pants, eating ice cream, in a recliner, watching his "stories" on the TV.

Now there's an image.

Damn at R68. Say what you will but Pete's ass is on point.

Classic DL thread...both of them are equally, incredibly average white guys. The fact Chasten felt the need/took the time/clicked the button to post this on Twitter is downright pathetic. Besides which, no one cares. How many people read his book? You know it's bad when there was only one thread on DL about it, and not even that many responses.

If Pete really did "fake take the bike to work," then fuck him, too. Typical politician behaviour.

Re: the Pete faking the bike thing. There was an unspecified security alert that day, so his detail nixed the bike ride.

R88 Oh shit no ride damn 🤡

Pete rides a bike in D.C. This isn't news but the Rupert Murdoch NYPost thinks it is.

Chasten 2021 = I am a jobless Trophy Twink. Life is wonderful in D.C. ...........Chasten 2022 = "How much is the deposit on your studio apartments?. Do you allow dogs? How far is the closest Dairy Queen?"

Hang on, when did he add the "Glezman" into his name on Twitter?

Uh-oh...

You know who recently added in their maiden name on Twitter?

R92 = Exactly. Pete is handling this whole thing the right way to come out of this the Good Guy. When they announce their split Petes side will leak the "Chasten wouldn't work" info. Pete knows he can go to Hollywood and get primo dick and doesn't need Chasten anymore. Chastens book was a dud--you can buy it for 2 bucks on Amazon....

"You're quite an armful Mary with that twenty pounds you've gained"

I'm off to find a DL thread about his book. I hope you bitches were fucking vicious.

If anyone here already knows the best aka cuntiest one, please post it.

👏🏼Leave👏🏼Him👏🏼Alone👏🏼You👏🏼Vicious👏🏼Queens👏🏼!!!

He better start watching some Jane Fonda workout videos before Pete gives up on him!

Chasten is going to lose about 185 pounds when Pete kicks him out.

All kidding aside, if Pete is going to kick Chasten to the curb, he's got to be careful with the timing. He needs to do it soon enough that he has time to find a suitable, key fucking word, *suitable*, replacement, without looking like a heartless asshole that decided to trade up the second his political fortune turned.

There will need a decent period of time with Pete "mourning" the end of his first marriage while throwing himself in his work (sympathy points), then, when the right amount of time has passed, seen at events with the right "kind", like r79 describes at his side (exciting Pete "man about town" points), and finally selecting the perfect political husband. (Everyone loves a wedding points).

Really the only way this would work (because I hear that cutting brake lines is a no-no, which is so silly, but whatever), is for Pete to pay Chasten a fuck ton of money to make it look like Chasten's idea. "I'm not built for Washington life" or some similar exit line. Problem is I think Chasten is a stage 11 clinger, and this may not go as cleanly as one might hope. It needs to though because Pete is meant for higher office, and Chasten is simply not higher office material.

[quote] (because I hear that cutting brake lines is a no-no, which is so silly, but whatever),

Sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend.

You summed it up nicely r99. Pete is destined for greater things, and Chasten is not suitable as a spouse of such a person. He's silly, frivolous and quite common and basic. As has been described, Pete needs a sophisticated, urbane gentleman as a partner. That's just how it is.

R99 = Nailed it. Once Pete and Chasten split, Pete will be automatically be the "most eligible gay bachelor".. Pete can generate headlines by just going on a date--he sure won't need basic Chasten for anything.

DC runs on gossip...I'm truly surprised we haven't heard more rumblings about these two.

Are they ever seen out in public together?

Did Chasten sign a pre-nup? It is foolish and risky these days to give up your job during the prime of your life and stay at home to support your spouse. What will C do to support himself when Pete dumps him? Who will want to hire someone whose most recent job experience has been "Hausfrau"?

Not that I recall r103. Certainly not recently.

Somehow...I doubt it r104. But would Pete be that dumb? Though Bill Gates didn't have one with Melinda.

I think we are all on to something here. Yeah, OK we did it a little (lotta) bitchily, but that doesn't negate the facts.

What worked together at one time in your life, may not be a good fit for the next chapter. No point in both of them being unhappy. Who knows? Perhaps they *are* considering or even in the process of separating, and in a few month's time we'll be seeing a thousand Pete and Chasten Getting Divorced! threads on here one fine morning.

Could it be that PETE would be the clinger/sticking point? If not out of love, then perhaps a strongly held, however misguided sense of loyalty? I also sometimes forget his religious beliefs run pretty deep. Perhaps he doesn't "believe" in divorce?

No, I want to go back to the earlier scenario. I like that one better.

r105 get a job, loser

Uh Oh.....(LINK)----Just a few months ago Pete spent weeks away from Chasten already (because of Covid exposure---which makes no sense since he would have had the vaccine since then)---and during that time Chasten was sending "miss you" messages of desperation on Social Media. Why not CALL your husband if you miss him?...I bet Pete was having REAL fun without Chasten around.

Speaking of Jobs, why doesn't Chasten have a fucking job now that the campaign is over? Has he ever addressed that? Anything, a volunteer position, perhaps something for the DNC? Does he really just sit around the house all day? Or is he waiting until they get more settled in?

I’m trying very hard to care either way about Chasten’s weight. I’ll keep trying but for now it’s just not happening.

Why do DLers want Pete and Chasten to split? I don’t wish this for any married couple who has not said they want to break up.

In NYC, DC and LA — places where gay men gravitate — every gay man wants to partner with someone better than himself.

In flyoverland — where I , and Chasten and Pete, used to live — you paired up with someone you could get along with and were somewhat attracted to, simply because of the lack of options.

It's the biological equivalent of supply and demand.

"I went to work today" = Pete......"I did NOT work today but I laid around the house and tweeted about how fat I am now" = Chasten......oh my.....Even Iyanla couldn't save this marriage.

FACT = Colton Underwood has a better chance of being married to Pete in 3 years than Chasten does.

[quote]I think they're both not that attractive. Average.

Fair enough.

With Pete, however, there's the chance there could be a lean wiry firecracker pig of eager sexual desperation under those clothes, a sexual Mr. Hyde, a male version of Mirian the Librarian with hair let down and glasses off.

With Chastity, it's just a more yeasty Pillsbury Dough Boy than it appears on the surface, tightly cinched belts and Mormon undergarments holding back even more pale floury white flesh and rolls of it, and the dumb facial expression of the last pick of the puppy litter. No hidden sex monster there, just a boring fatty with a pasty face.

Chasten is the first guy Pete ever dated.

This is going to be a mess.

R99 is spot on.

Surely there is some DC page that has caught the eye of Pete.

I think most of you have this wrong. Chasten is the perfect politician's wife. His job is to look presentable, but not steal focus, and entertain the politicians and dignitaries wives while the men discuss business. He is not supposed to be the alpha male or the trophy wife.

Maybe Pete loves him? And doesn’t care about a few extra pounds? It’s better for them to stay together. It promotes a positive image of a same sex couple - stable and monogamous.

And based on the posts here, it sounds like there’s a surfeit of star-fuckers waiting for them to break up. I am not a fan of Pete, but I like Chasten. He seems nice.

[quote]Chasten is the perfect politician's wife. His job is to look presentable, but not steal focus, and entertain the politicians and dignitaries wives while the men discuss business. He is not supposed to be the alpha male or the trophy wife.

"Well, let me tell you, when we were in Indiana..."

"One time of the campaign trail..."

"What's my favorite casserole? Well bless your heart for asking, I can tell you that Pete's favorite casserole is..."

Why didn't Pete become Peter Buttigieg-Glezman?

There is nothing nada zero appealing about him; not just his trailer park face, dad bod, and bad hair, but he's dull and not too bright. All around UGH!

Because Pete's the top, R121.

Pete's going to be led into temptation over and over again in his new world. Hopefully, Chasten has given him some leeway for physical fun as long as there's no emotional attachment. And vice versa...

r105 did bring up a good point about Pete being not only loyal, but religious. He, stupidly in my view, may well be a master at fighting off any "maybe he's not the one for me" thoughts and is convincing himself to keep those home fires burning with Chasten's flub and 8 Linus hairs, because "that's the right thing to do". One concern I do have with Pete, and have heard from other high profile LGB couples is that there is a certain amount of pressure to keep their marriages/relationships as middle of the road and steady, if not more so, than one would in a straight coupling. I get that. I do. In this case, I really hope that doesn't come into play but concerned it will though. There's a lot riding on Pete as it is to not fuck ANYTHING up and be a "good gay"

[quote]Pete's dialing Sean Cody as we speak...

"I'm sorry, sir -- we're not looking for new models in your age group at this time."

[quote] There's a lot riding on Pete as it is to not fuck ANYTHING up and be a "good gay"

—NO PETE! Get your fuck on! Let your Maltese wang ram free and find the right man

What’s wrong with him taking the high road for the sake of his career and marriage? You’re speaking more about what’s YOU’D do if you were in his shoes. Pete will do the right thing. And if he doesn’t, please let him be discreet. Someone is just waiting to pull a Lewinsky on him no doubt. But let one politician, straight or gay, do the right thing and put principles ahead of their physical desires.

R99, Pete doesn't have a fuck ton of money to pay Chasten at this point, so it won't work. They live in a 1 BR apartment in DC for a reason.

The incels here think the most important thing on earth is having a lots of sex with hot guys (something gay incels don’t do).

If Pete wants respect, he won’t trade up to a hot whore like Colton. Maybe he’ll dump Chasten, but for his political future, he’ll need someone equally as bland as Chasten.

Once he starts dating the hot gays, he won’t have any future except as another pass around bottom in LA that is being employed by Ryan Murphy.

Pete seems too ambitious to become an Instagram hoe.

Pete isn't the middle class figure he was when he first stepped on the scene. Income related to his two books and his podcast and smaller other sources means he is in a much different financial position than he was two years ago. I know the advance alone for Trust was about 330k. His 220k salary as Transportation secretary isn't too shabby either.

It's not about instagram hos r129. No one thinks Pete wants a himbo, but DC is teeming with these high achieving professional gays who are more on Pete's mental wavelength than Chasten is. And many of them are good looking.

r129 Most of the wealthy white gays in DC tend to also be or have some connection to very popular white gay IG whores. He would need heavy vetting because Democrats can't get away with stuff like Republicans can. Far too many gays out there like Cockgobbler.

The only thing worse than being fat and gay is being a fat girl in high school.

Now that he has a well-paying job and career, I expect them to squirt their sperm into a turkey baster and impregnate some heifer. May the best man win!

Chasten is lucky that State Department spokesman Ned Price seems to have a boyfriend. Otherwise, he woulda been in danger, gurl!

r129 you stupid fucking basic idiot. Becoming an Instaho or dating one is not what is being talked about. It's about Chasten being inappropriate for the circles Pete travels in, and for a person who is destined for bigger political ambitions. It's about Pete needing to have a partner who is urbane, sophisticated and worldly, and on Pete's own educational and intellectual level.

I don't think Pete is actually religious, he's too intelligent and educated for that. He's also done a lot of traveling and is familiar with the larger world, people like that tend to not be religious. I think Pete pays lip service to religion for political reasons because you can't be elected dog catcher in this stupid fucking backwards country without pretending you love Jeebus.

[quote] "i gained 20 pounds durng COVID ...."

But did he even go workout at a gym before COVID?

r27 Pete looks fat in that photo as well.

r35 his father is from like eastern Europe or somewhere thats been conquered by the Ottomans so he's gonna look all kinds of different. Still smart as hell and cleans up well. I wonder how desperate Chasten has become in the bedroom. You know Pete does that playful choking thing with him and tells him he looks sexy despite the fat folds.

He's the 2020s Elizabeth Edwards.

r140 Pete's father was from Malta, which was never conquered by the Ottomans. The Ottomans attempted to conquer Malta twice in the 1500s, but were defeated both times by the Knights Hospitaller. The Great Siege of Malta was a decisive victory, for the first time it showed that the Ottoman Empire was not invincible. It united the Royal Houses of Europe into a coalition to defeat Ottoman expansion into Europe, and six years later the epic Battle of Lepanto halted Ottoman encroachment into the Mediterranean, from which they would never recover.

Chasten could teach elementary school in the D.C. area. It is a reputable vocation and gives himself something meaningful to do. He taught school in Indiana. They can hire a dog walker as needed.

Here is another example of why Chasten isn't a good fit. (I think we need a new thread, as it really isn't about the weight any longer.) His earlier tweet was about being fat, this tweet is about his anxiety. Great. We all know how fat, awkward, anxious messes work out as political spouses.

This tweet was likely meant to come off as a flattering comment about FLOTUS, as well as self deprecating, but it fails. It makes him sound weak, because he is. He's a man-child and that will only become a bigger albatross around Pete's neck as time passes. Also, instead of it being a tweet about him out and about doing something in the world (anxiety and fat pants be damned!) it's an observational, passive tweet. He's sitting and tweeting, and FLOTUS is actively participating and engaging.

Chasten, the higher your husband climbs in the political world, you are going to have a lot more to piss your pants about than possibly writing on a whiteboard in front of the press. You've got to pull yourself together.

I have a theory that campaigns kill relationships outside of seasoned experts like Joe and Jill. I would be willing to bet that Pete is high off his own hype and probably already mentally checked out of the relationship but likes Chasten as a great confidant that will listen to his endless streams of through and suck his dick on command. Pete is an expert at trapping himself into situations as can be seen by living in IN, staying closeted for no good damn reason in the 2000s and marrying the first gay that looked at him twice.

Even if the marriage is dead, Pete will stay put because he will never allow himself true happiness because he is a personally conservative person and emotional cutter. Deep down, he may still think being gay is a sin.

If he thought being gay was a sin he'd be in the closet and married to a woman. He didn't have to come out. Most gay politicians don't come out.

Sounds like Chasten is a happy pappy!

So by taking Buttigieg's name he is the woman in the relationship.

Pete should get a black husband so he can spread his - um - appeal.

Black husband? I'm available

I'm intrigued by what the post at r92 could mean. Did Pete make him do it? Campaign staffers? His book publishing PR team when he was flogging that shitty book? Why/when did he add in the Glezman?

You're not black, Cory, you're still a gay white Jewish man!

This marriage is over. The only question is the expiration date. Look at these two. They look boring and you know their sex life matches it.

[quote]Pete's going to be led into temptation over and over again in his new world. Hopefully, Chasten has given him some leeway for physical fun as long as there's no emotional attachment. And vice versa...

TBH I think Chasten is the one who would step out first. Pete seems like the ambitious workaholic husband who lives in his office and never has time for his male wife. The fact that Chasten has gained weight tells me he's been bored at home. He is now in a new city and likely starved for new friends and attention, plus Im sure he way more time on his hands. He could easily have some regular trade coming in and Pete would never know.

r154 I agree that Pete fits the workaholic husband stereotype very well.

Wouldn't Pete question the charges on the (his) credit cards?

I think Chasten is getting zip, so he's eating his orgasms.

He doesn't even have any hags to hang out with? This guy is flunking gay.

This thread brings meanness and negativity to a whole new level. I hope Chasten doesn't find this thread. I hope these boys are settling into their new life, hang in there Chasten.

r155 Pete is probably so busy right now with his job he probably hasn't paid or looked at his own personal bills in months. I'm sure he's left all his personal home matters to Chasten. Chasten is not like a celebrity wife either, who has to constantly travel with the husband for appearance sake. So that leaves him even more opportunity to creep if he wanted. DC has so many guys to offer too, black men, career men, service men.

Do you think Chasten's at home eating bonbons and entertaining gentlemen callers all afternoon?

I'm sure we'll be hearing that Chasten is going to be the newest spokesmodel for NutriSystem, Jenny Craig, or Weight Watchers.

[quote]Do you think Chasten's at home eating bonbons and entertaining gentlemen callers all afternoon?

Well gurl he's eating something if he gained 20 pounds in a year r158

I love how folks think because these two look normal/nerdy that they don't have an interesting sex life. What do those people look like? The clone instahoes?

We try our best r156 Thanks!

I truly hope Chasten reads this. He needs a few home truths. He needs to get some critical feedback to move forward in life and better himself, not some fucking pats on the head just for being Pete's husband. That's patronizing first of all (as is your language..."boys" JFC.) Also, your approach does no favors for someone who already comes across as a man-child. It doesn't have to be his lot in life. I'm sure with the right kind of people in his life, he could de-rube himself--to an extent anyway, but he has to want to do that. Instead, the guy seems like an incurious lump. I could see Pete finding his "lump" aspects kind of cozy and familiar, but I don't see him having long term patience for an incurious mate.

r158 I think Oreos are more his speed.

r161 is not even about how they look (for me anyway). Im sure they had a great sex life at some point if they married each other. Its more about Pete's rapid ascent in the public eye. That is known to destroy relationships. Many people who become famous shed the partner who helped them get there. The dynamic changes so drastically, its very difficult to continue the relationship unless you have unwavering commitment. They also have a huge additional layer of stress because they are gay.

[quote] I think Oreos are more his speed.

I wonder if he's even met Tim Scott.

There is a shitload of projection and straight-up mental illness on this thread.

Well put r163

Like most threads here r165 Why should this one be any different?

People are discussing their opinions on a discussion board r165? Gasp.

Chasten could transition to a new role as shop bottom at one of the finer establishments. He could meet someone nice who lives a more quiet and sheltered lifestyle, with trips to the public library on his lunch hour and community theatre productions to spice up Friday nights.

I see Chasten as the type who on moving to DC promptly got in touch with a few guys, straight and gay, to play Dungeons and Dragons with and barely notices that Pete isn't around. He and Pete make time every weekend for a movie, which they watch under afghans with plenty of snacks. One or twice Pete will suggest Chasten find a squash partner.

[quote] Chasten could transition to a new role as shop bottom at one of the finer establishments.

He'd have to lose weight for that. as well. And even then, he couldn't get that job at one of the finer establishments.

"I hope my boring plain JOBLESS husband gains more weight" = Said by No Gay Husband EVER....

I'm sure they make blue Walmart vests in his size.

I wonder if they will be bringing a kid in the mix soon. It would give Chasten something to do and help Pete's image as normal family man.

Will Chasten be breastfeeding?

Please, who hasn’t gained 20 pounds I. The last 14 months!?!

Today: Chunky househusband

Tomorrow: My 600 Pound Life

R173 = Another sign it is over = Pete is not going to raise a kid with an EX husband. He knows Chasten is not the one and sure ain't stupid enough to spend the next 18 years working HIS schedule around Chastens. It is over with these two. It's all right in front of us...Over 3 YEARS ago Pete said he wanted kids. Now he probably wants them with his next husband.

Fatty fatty two by four!

Is Pete shooting blanks, or is Chasten barren?

BUTT BABIES DON'T LIVE!

Reality is that even in IN Chasten was a 3 on his best day. He just lucked out and snagged a vunerable,messed up guy who was above his league out of the gate. It was over when it started . Pete getting more familiar with being gay and finding the gay world made it inevitable.

Is Rachel Maddow posting on this thread?

DC Urban Mom is being nasty as usual.

R183 = The mini-series will be much better after Chasten gets dumped and Pete becomes the first official Gay Bachelor on ABC this fall....

Pete trolls are fantasizing Pete leaving Chesten to be with him.

Are there no photos of Chubby Chasten?

R186 = Jobless Chasten is probably waiting for Inside Edition to throw him a few bucks to share his story.

R186 yessss id like to see a pic of chubby chasten too. I have an insane crush on him.

Start by changing up those dumb af looking glasses.

Chasten may consider consultinñg with 'Mother' Pence for advice. Talking with another Hoosier of Indiana spouse who has experience in this situation could be quite helpful.

Applying the 'Mother' rule, Pete would not meet alone with another man for lunch, business, etc.

Thank goodness Pete will never be a Lá Sènatrice and become a mistress to an 🍊 conman.

It would be a good start, R189. I think he was going for a sort of 1980s version of a classic tortoiseshell preppy/literary Thornhill Hodges Pennypacker IV look but took a detour dangerously close to this:

r186 Google "endomorph"

I wanna fuck chubby Chasten!

For those asking to see a recent pic of Chasten.

I like to FUCK but I don't like to get FUCKED.

I like very much to get sucked but I RARELY suck.

Does this mean I'm a TOTAL top?

Yes, R196.

Pete is a shallow bitch. Five more pounds on Chasten and Pete will toss him out and find a more disciplined guy who knows the rules and follows them.

Chasten NO

But Pete is cute and QUITE doable.

R183 - I didn't know that site was still around, but that's tame for what Deranged Cunt Urban Mom used to be.

R195 - wow, he really has changed. He looks better with the shaved head.

Seems to be a widespread idea that because a poster finds Chasten unattractive, Pete does (or soon will) also. There also seems to be animosity based on jealousy.

As for gaining (gasp!) 20 pounds, Pete's not as shallow as most guys. Again, more projection. If you actually read Chasten's book, it was Pete who was completely smitten, Chasten didn't "snag" him.

Welcome, Chasten R202 !!

*air kisses*

Chasten is putting on weight for fatherhood. Will they go for adoption or a surrogate?

If you fantasize about Pete, you're pretty boring, Pete and fantasy do not go in the same sentence.

trade up to a hot whore like Colton

Even trashy Colton wouldn't touch Cartoon Pete.

Chasten will have an ass baby r204

[quote]Chasten may consider consultinñg with 'Mother' Pence for advice. Talking with another Hoosier of Indiana spouse who has experience in this situation could be quite helpful.

I think they've been spotted at JCPenney shopping for housecoats together.

Chasten has something in common with MM - folks who hate them because they’re married to the object of their obsession.

Yes r209 on DL it's called jealousy.

This is DC and his husband is a part of the elite. With many of those hot gay escorts/porn models also acting as personal trainers. Why is Chasten slacking in the fitness and nutrition side of his life? He has the time, and connections. Money is no issue for guys in his situation.

Pete has so many temptations in DC now. So many wealthier, well-connected, better looking and higher aspired gay men around. Chasten is in serious trouble.

R206 I heard that Colton was having money problems before the Netflix deal which I doubt pays all that much. I assume he may be the type to get on his knees to secure a man with stable income and a few million in the bank. Pete fits the mold though I agree, Colton will want someone with some looks.

I think Pete wants someone with brains first, body second, and in the case of Chasten he's not getting a deal on either. I want to see him with an intelligent guy that has the qualities posted at r79 Make the guy a polyglot while we are at it building Pete's trade-up.

I see someone like this in Pete's future. Fit, young, smart, and ambitious.

I'm thinking Pete is long and thick, possible mushroom head. Maltese are ethnically Italian, so you know he's got a big hog in those pants.

Pete's new office intern.

Sad to see DLers here have never known love and never will.

r217, Amen

I really hope these two make it for the long haul. Although, there may be some truth to all the snark here. I remember Chasten had jokingly complained that Pete once only brought them each a small serving of ice cream from a pint. So obviously it's a concern of Pete's. I do think really loves him though.

Like so many svelte young ladies Chasten got her man and once she felt she had him for good she decided she had no reason to look pretty any more. Somebody better tell her that a good wife is always a saint in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Men don't like fat whores.

Here come the muumuus and caftans.... and turbans!

It's unfortunate for Chasten to reside around Washington DC, Maryland, and Virginia where there are no sports, walking trails, bicycles, swimming pools, beaches, fitness centers or running tracks. Terrible.

We may not know live but we also don’t know what it’s live to gain 20 lbs in a year. Yikes!

[quote]Sad to see DLers here have never known love and never will.

I've known love, and Chasten wouldn't have even had a second glance from me. Hard pass.

Everybody fat-shaming Mrs. Buttigieg while currently wearing a caftan raise your hand.

Thought so.

If one has gained 20 lbs., new pants are needed. I don't like tight clothes, and it doesn't look and feel comfortable. Tight clothes highlight fat unless one is slim. If he works to lose 20 lbs, That may take several months at a minimum.

20lbs on someone that short is like 50lbs on a normal sized person.

He'll have to shop in the "Husky" section now

Where’s the nudes?

R223 speak for yourself. I could gain that much in a week!

Pete faked a bike ride in D.C. But the DNC controlled Snopes thinks you shouldn't know about it.

R231 = delusional Trumpster

Does she buy her caftans at Lane Bryant?

R226 Many of us former chubs have hungry fat cells distributed somewhat evenly throughout the body, just waiting to absorb a lazy 20lb gain. No wardrobe change req'd, except maybe a notch out of the belt. A dangerous benefit of being a reformed fattie.

He’s such a frau.

At least a Frau goes out and does...whatever they do. I'm guessing he is massively depressed, homesick, and knows he is completely out of his element in DC. Pete is (understandably) consumed with work, and probably never thought Chasten would take to his fainting/tweeting/eating couch in such a fashion. I'm starting to think he won't need to get dumped. He probably just wants to go back home and in his mind he's already half packed.

It took me 2 years to get down to normal weight. I was 80 lbs.overweight accumulated over years. I tried a lot of diets and exercise to lose it. Finally, I created my own routine and lost 2-3 pounds per week. If I eat a big meal, that will add weight. I won't allow myself to gain one pound now. However, I don't get hungry much anymore. Losing 20 lbs. isn't tough if you can figure out what works for you.

Maybe that can be Chasten's new book/hook. "The DC Diet". He could become a diet maven.

[quote] Does she buy her caftans at Lane Bryant?

I hear he's now being sponsored by 'The Stout Girl's Shop'.

Most of you queens are more than 20lb overweight.

[quote]I gained twenty pounds during COVID and felt awful about it. Then a good friend told me "maybe just dress the body you have and stop worrying about it." So I finally went and bought new pants. I'm very grateful for having such good friends... and also for these bigger pants.

Christ he sounds like such a fucking woman. Instant dick-wilter.

If you gain 20 pounds, how many inches is that? Is it like going from a 32 waist to a 40 waist?

Dear Chasten = we know you are here = You know what helps with weight loss?.....A FUCKING JOB!!!.......Chasten playing Jobless Trophy Husband---with his looks---cannot possibly be going over well with Pete, who probably walks by Primo Hot Cock everyday at the Transportation Department...

R242, it depends on how you carry your weight, but in most cases you wouldn't gain a full 8 inches in the waist just from 20 spare pounds

This thread embodies the things I hate about the internet and social media, people feel free to be hateful. racist, homophobic, misogynistic, under the cloak of anonymity.

Get fucked r245

It's just short drive up to Baltimore and Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway.

Bad link.

Why is it getting so hard to post an image link!!!!

R213] - in DC and NoVa burbs, younger men (millennials) are generally expected to stay trim and generally in-shape, even during the quarantine. People say that this area is full of ugly people, but even if guys don't look like models there's a culture nowadays of staying healthy and fit. To Instagram a picture of themed Oreos and say "Happy Easter" would seem trashy and lowbrow, rightfully so

Pete is so hot. I would love to worship him.

R245 = "cloak of anonymity"?......I think not...For your information my name is Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter and I own 51% of this website. I could care less who knows it!!

[quote] About Pete's fake bike ride: There was an unspecified security alert that day, so his detail nixed the bike ride.

That's why I skip the gym some days. Because of unspecified security alerts. Not laziness.

No fats no femmes

At this point, I feel the discussion has moved beyond his "pesky pounds" and into a fair dialogue about if he is really the right fit for Pete and Pete's future trajectory. Elizabeth Edwards was no Skinny Minnie (which, harridan she was rumored to be behind the scenes aside, endeared her to many of the "regular folk" voter base). Her intelligence and savvy helped drive his political career. (Until that dumb fuck screwed himself over, and she had to do that whole "dying" thing, but I digress.)

Chasten, thin or fat, isn't up to the task, in my opinion. He doesn't have the stones, he doesn't have the brains, and it appears he doesn't have the interest. He doesn't even have the sort of charm that would at least make his fellow political spouses swoon and be sure he is invited to all of the right events. He was a safe choice for Pete to get where he is now, but you need to be a fucking shark to last in that environment, prop your spouse up and move them even higher, but I think what we have in Chasten is a well fed minnow.

Why are you so invested in their relationship, R255?

You type psycho. Get help.

Get fucked r256 this is an interesting discussion.

I think Chasten handled himself quite well on the campaign trail. Maybe he's a little lost right now, but I think he'll find his footing.

^ Amazing support during Pete's campaign. Chasten was a star in his own right and more than any other spouse.

I don't care what anyone says. I think he looks great!

R258 Fair and good point. So, if you were his advisor, what would you recommend he do to find his footing now?

R258 = Chasten posting because Pete is "working late"....AGAIN....Jobless Balding Chubby Chasten has a future ticket to Splitsville. Too Lazy to work. Too Lazy to work out....Pete has a plan for that and I bet Petes NEXT husband will be hot and in shape.

Pete should hook up with David Muir. They would be such a great power couple.

Chasten is a fellow at the Kennedy school at Harvard. He had enough on his hands.

Cute

R264 Seriously? On what fucking merit? He was an elementary school teacher for 7 minutes?

Wait a minute. To his Wiki!

[Chasten] Buttigieg was a Harvard Institute of Politics Fellow for the fall 2020 virtual semester.[26]

OK, just some bullshit window dressing of a bone they threw to him, probably to get in good with Pete:

Pete's 3 am text to Hunter "Porkys asleep."

R266 are you a Harvard grad? You act knowledgeable.

Chasten is like Ivana or Joan....Once the political husband dumps them nobody cares....Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state. And since he won't work I am betting Hikksville is where he will be shipped back to when Pete sends him packing....

Chubby Tubby

Aww fatty doggo

R269 has left 32 responses on this thread. The Secret Service should be alerted. Some of his posts:

Chasten knows Pete is going to dump him---and this is probably Chastens way of making Pete the villain for dumping him for being fat...

JOBLESS and BALDING and FAT.....oh my....I smell DIVORCE....

R6 = Pete knows Chasten is first husband material. He knows better than to saddle himself (and his future husband) with sharing kids with Chasten. That's why he backed off from having kids with Chasten the balding public school teacher. The sooner he cuts Chasten loose the cheaper it will be so I wouldn't be surprised if an announcement is coming soon...

"I love having a boring jobless husband who gets fat" ------->>> Said NO gay husband ever.......This marriage is in trouble...

Pete had hot college guys fawing over him on the campaign trail. He already knows he can do better. Chasten clearly will not work and his new hobby is getting fat. Pete is not going to share his future wealth with a balding nobody. Pete is going Hollywood when he leaves DC and I am betting he will have a divorce by then because he doesn't need Chazten anymore.

R117 Pete will become one of the most "eligible bachelors" the second he dumps Chasten. He knows it. Why waste his time with this guy when Pete could be getting some serious Grade-A men...I have a feeling Chasten knows he is going to get dumped and is just laying the groundwork for excuses to make Pete look bad.

Chasten is heading for DUMPSTERVILLE---and we all know it. By the way his book was a dud and Chastens net worth is only 100,000. AND he doesn't have Petes house in Hicksville anymore. And he doesn't work. Good luck apartment hunting....This will be an epic splitsville and Chasten is in zero position to come out a winner unless he announces a Pete Tell All....I never believed that whole "we met on a non sexual gay app" BS...Pete is not keeping basic unattractive Chasten.

"I have hot guys hitting on me. I have a husband getting fat who won't get a job.. Maybe it's time to make a change in my life" = Things Pete thinks about every day.....LoL

Another Tell Tale Sign = Pete doesn't do interviews with Chasten anymore. They used to team up for interviews. Not anymore. FYI = Pete is such an attention whore he was even shilling out interviews on the day of Bidens Inaugruration.....

DL has not come to terms that Pete is a Gay Guy who is neither a TOP or a BOTTOM. He is one of those gay guys who refuse to do either. Article Linked.

R49 = Yep. Pete is neither. Look at that clown--does he look like he does anal?...He probably thinks its beneath him...

R56 = Exactly. He is clearly lazy. Maybe Chastens next book will be about divorce?....LoL

Pete reminds me of a military guy I dated once. Cute (in his own way). Smart. Good Job..Seemingly "husband material"....But could NOT suck a dick to save his life. Just the worst experience ever. I have a feeling that's Pete. And Chasten getting fat and jobless means this relationship is doomed...Enjoy your divorce...

More from the very mentally healthy R269:

"Honey. I did not work but I did tweet some today. How was your day" = Pete listening to his unemployed manwife and wondering how to break the news to Chasten that he is going to trade up for a better husband...

The BUTTIGIEG MARRIAGE = Pete. Transportation Secretary.....Chasten. Jobless Starbucks Patron.

Pete looks like the guy who is going to send his LAWYERS to the apartment one day to "explain" to Chasten the marriage is over and he needs to start packing. Chasten is jobless and thinks he can just live the trophy twink life without being a trophy OR a twink. The end is nigh on this marriage..

Chasten 2021 = I am a jobless Trophy Twink. Life is wonderful in D.C. ...........Chasten 2022 = "How much is the deposit on your studio apartments?. Do you allow dogs? How far is the closest Dairy Queen?"

R92 = Exactly. Pete is handling this whole thing the right way to come out of this the Good Guy. When they announce their split Petes side will leak the "Chasten wouldn't work" info. Pete knows he can go to Hollywood and get primo dick and doesn't need Chasten anymore. Chastens book was a dud--you can buy it for 2 bucks on Amazon....

Chasten is going to lose about 185 pounds when Pete kicks him out.

R99 = Nailed it. Once Pete and Chasten split, Pete will be automatically be the "most eligible gay bachelor".. Pete can generate headlines by just going on a date--he sure won't need basic Chasten for anything.

Uh Oh.....(LINK)----Just a few months ago Pete spent weeks away from Chasten already (because of Covid exposure---which makes no sense since he would have had the vaccine since then)---and during that time Chasten was sending "miss you" messages of desperation on Social Media. Why not CALL your husband if you miss him?...I bet Pete was having REAL fun without Chasten around.

"I went to work today" = Pete......"I did NOT work today but I laid around the house and tweeted about how fat I am now" = Chasten......oh my.....Even Iyanla couldn't save this marriage.

FACT = Colton Underwood has a better chance of being married to Pete in 3 years than Chasten does.

This marriage is over. The only question is the expiration date. Look at these two. They look boring and you know their sex life matches it.

"I hope my boring plain JOBLESS husband gains more weight" = Said by No Gay Husband EVER....

R173 = Another sign it is over = Pete is not going to raise a kid with an EX husband. He knows Chasten is not the one and sure ain't stupid enough to spend the next 18 years working HIS schedule around Chastens. It is over with these two. It's all right in front of us...Over 3 YEARS ago Pete said he wanted kids. Now he probably wants them with his next husband.

R183 = The mini-series will be much better after Chasten gets dumped and Pete becomes the first official Gay Bachelor on ABC this fall....

R186 = Jobless Chasten is probably waiting for Inside Edition to throw him a few bucks to share his story.

Dear Chasten = we know you are here = You know what helps with weight loss?.....A FUCKING JOB!!!.......Chasten playing Jobless Trophy Husband---with his looks---cannot possibly be going over well with Pete, who probably walks by Primo Hot Cock everyday at the Transportation Department...

R245 = "cloak of anonymity"?......I think not...For your information my name is Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter and I own 51% of this website. I could care less who knows it!!

R258 = Chasten posting because Pete is "working late"....AGAIN....Jobless Balding Chubby Chasten has a future ticket to Splitsville. Too Lazy to work. Too Lazy to work out....Pete has a plan for that and I bet Petes NEXT husband will be hot and in shape.

Chasten is like Ivana or Joan....Once the political husband dumps them nobody cares...Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state. And since he won't work I am betting Hikksville is where he will be shipped back to when Pete sends him packing....

[quote]Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state.

Fuck you, R269!

^^^ Stalker Alert ^^^^

Chasten is no different from any other frau who gets married. They give up on the looks and waistline once they got a man. Trouble is that kids may hold together a doomed hetero relationship. The Buttigieg's have none of that. Pete is a flying star. If Chaz can't keep up, well... he must return to his own kind.

Geez, get a life, R272. Who cares what R269 posted?

How do the people posting on this thread know that Pete doesn't like guys on the chunky side?

R278 they don’t. Chasten has always had a round baby face. I’d hit it even at 20lbs heavier.

[quote]I think Chasten handled himself quite well on the campaign trail. Maybe he's a little lost right now, but I think he'll find his footing

Agree. The weight gain wasn't planned, but there is no indication Casten and Pete are at major odds beyond the usual spats an average, committed, married couple may have.

Chasten isn't a troublemaker. The guy needs new pants. Go buy them, exercise, and cut back on the carbs.

Get a teaching job for the fall since the major pandemic restrictions will be lifted by then for schools.

[quote] Get a teaching job for the fall since the major pandemic restrictions will be lifted by then for schools.

What?? And give up all this luxury?

R281, are you sure that pic isn't Miss Lindsey? Look at that telephone by the he TV.

I admire his body positivity, but I'd be mortified if my partner gained 20 lbs and simply bought bigger pants / developed a "wgaf" attitude instead of working to lose the weight.

[quote]...I'd be mortified if my partner gained 20 lbs and simply bought bigger pants / developed a "wgaf" attitude instead of working to lose the weight.

Then you're selfish and shallow.

Welcome to Datalounge r284 and thanks for the compliments!

Selfish and Shallow is also the name of one of our delightful house cocktails.

Don't worry, everyone, we're planning an intervention.

I have my own Wiki page now, bitches!

Weight gain is unacceptable for a political wife.

Per R287's link, it says Chasten performed improv comedy in Chicago. First I heard that. Anyone see him?

Always thought Chasten was cuter than Pete. I'd take him off his hands, extra pounds and all.

Hmmm...

Breathless Gio Benitez lands exclusive one-on-one interview with Pete Buttigieg!

Chasten should stay home having baby after baby and eating bonbons.

Pete is very busy. That infrastructure plan is a very big deal for the Biden administration to get implemented.

[quote]Pete is not going to share his future wealth with a balding nobody. Pete is going Hollywood when he leaves DC and I am betting he will have a divorce by then because he doesn't need Chazten anymore.

They got married in some kind of church, and Pete is a holy roller. There won't be any divorce, because Pete made a vow before GOD to stay faithful to this fatty FOREVER.

If you are wondering Pete is gonna leave his man, think again.

Here's Pete, spotted with Chasten enjoying this weekend together with his husband.

R273 = Hi Chasten....it's nice of you to take time away from your weight gain to visit.....LoL

Pete doesn't look so good in R295's pic. Is he ill?

Article Link = When your partner refuses to work"....Interesting....

Chasten should do a series of tasteful nudes. Who wouldn't love to see a high-def pic of his fuzzy nuts and spongy cock head dripping a pearl of pre-cum?

I've known several male couple where one partner essentially stopped working shortly after they got settled in to domestic life. None of the relationships lasted for very long.

"Several male couples." Sorry.

They really need an Onlyfans to supplement their finances.

[quote]Article Link = When your partner refuses to work"....Interesting....

Chasten = Peggy Bundy

R295 = Pete looks like he has lost some weight. I can only see his eyes but he looks sad to me. They don't look very affectionate in that photo...I hope Pete finds joy in his life with a partner who has a job and goals. Whoever that may be....Also is it just me or does Chastens jacket look XL?

[quote] I can only see his eyes but he looks sad to me.

I noticed the same thing.

Chasten is cuter!

Who are these people who wish ill of good people on our team? Are they all Maggots?

I second the suggestion of tasteful nudes.

Why is there an epidemic of "I want to be a writer"? Writing should be a hobby like many other vocations. I advocate that Americans should study STEM. Not the fancy degrees like Art History etc. Just because Universities have such departments, does not mean Americans should end up studying them as they are not really a career, more like a hobby really. Chasten should get a Project management job or something like that, which eventually makes for good pay.

Chasten should continue teaching so that Education will be his field as First Gentleman. Or it could be tackling obesity.

Because young queers have needs...

QUESTION = Has Chasten worked in YEARS?....Pete announced his presidential run in April 2019 and Chasten "took time off" to campaign. But if Chasten never went back to work what is his deal?....I hope Pete finds a nice guy with a JOB who will make an amazing spouse and contribute to a better life, not someone whosits at home all day and tweets about gaining weight....

Ride your bike dou he v

Ride it boy.

A guy who mumbles.

A

eating > working

Stop eating Oreos you fat fuck! No wonder you've gained 20 pounds.

Tom Ford says that the minute his pants start to get tight, he never! buys new pants. He restricts until he gets back to model sample size over the next few days or week. I follow Tom Fords philosophy. Single gays with no children or health issues should always keep fit.

Chasten was no twig to begin with. He probably looks huge 20 lbs heavier.

[quote]I can't imagine a grown man not having a job.—That ain't right

I cant imagine that woman have been doing that for centuries and no one blinks an eye. Talk about sexist double standards!

DL mommy's basement dwellers don't have jobs either.

[quote]Tom Ford says that the minute his pants start to get tight, he never! buys new pants. He restricts until he gets back to model sample size

And yet, looks at the ugly gaunt old troll he lives with. Not exactly inspirational if that's what all that work is for.

It’s pretty convenient to have such pedestrian gossip fodder - “Oooh, I’m getting fat!”. I’ll be more interested when they hit the gay midlife crisis wall. One starts torching bubbles of meth while the other sits on large lubed feet - that will be good gossip.

I wonder how many of the people wanting Pete to dump Chasten and seek what they would consider a hotter, more worthy spouse are truly happy in their own lives. If two people, whom most here don't know personally, being a couple bothers these posters that much I imagine these people are constantly looking to "upgrade" in their own lives and can never learn to love.

R323 they are lonely bitter people.

R323 = Chasten?....Hey, Girl....Any job plans ?

I totally agree R290. But I hope I get to Chubby Chasten first!😉

Pete was a "stocky" kid. He wasn't excessive with the pudginess, but didn't look the athletic type. He was the brainy young nerd.

Certainly, being in the military got him very toned. Before that, his physical appearance in college seemed average.

I commend Pete for staying in good shape as he aged.

School age pic:

Hey Chasten, call me babe! I love dadbods!

One of the two can go straight and go for Melinda Gate$.

Are they THE gay celebrity couple? It looks like it from this thread.

A bedroom tip for Pete - the taut skin under a man's distended belly can be an erogenous zone

Sound advice, R329. I certainly know who I have my eye on...once I give birth.

I spotted Chasten and Karen Pence shopping for Spanx together.

Some men in relationships actually love each other and it's not all about the sex. Besides, I'm stuck in DC, I had to quit my job, and I never see my husband anymore. Maybe I have a little poundcake with my coffee, maybe (like my husband) I'll take a bike ride, but have my bike delivered to the destination beforehand to avoid the hills. You try dealing having to pretend to understand what Joe is mumbling about at a dinner party or listening to Kamala go on...and on and on and on about herself while never letting your smile fade. So what if a few extra pigs in a blanket to get through a cocktail party. Like my best friend in Indiana said, there is just more of me to love and the more of me needs size 36 pants. Stop judging me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

r330 No, THE gay celebrity couple is Connor Jessup and Miles Heizer.

The two are safe around Succubus Sénatrice. She seduces only heterosexually married men outside of rent boys and trade.

"Mother" Pence is a thrifty shopper. Chasten could ask her to help him fine-tune his spousal shopping skills, either in Indiana or in the northern Virginia suburbs.

R93, whoa he's got Elizabeth Moss's teeth!

It's gone past the fat though. It really has nothing to do with that. Pete needs someone like r101 and R136 have mentioned. Pete needs someone on another intellectual and sophisticated level.

I thought by now that Chasten would have been "adopted" by other political spouses, but they seem to be uninterested. Maybe they tried and it was a collective "Oh, dear".

[quote]Are they THE gay celebrity couple? It looks like it from this thread.

In DC they certainly are.

r339 Maybe they're actually in love with each other and committed to their marriage. Not everyone is as cold blooded as r101 & r136

r341 Yes Frau. Don't you have some scrapbooking to do?

I wonder if Senator Gillibrand still wants to go shopping with him?

We need a video of Pete and Chasten shopping together!

I don't even know where to start at that photo posted by r343.

r345 What's wrong with it? I think it's cute. And you can see Chasten was developing a bit of a pot belly even then!

[quote][R339] Maybe they're actually in love with each other and committed to their marriage. Not everyone is as cold blooded as [R101] & [R136]

Sorry but this is another realm. It's not Middle America. Chasten is too tacky and frivolous for the kind of echelon Pete is now in, and wants to advance in.

[quote]"Mother" Pence is a thrifty shopper.

Is she a frugal Hoosier?

r347 The American people want a relatable First Gentleman; someone str8 people can look at and say "He's just like me". They want an average guy they can picture watching reality shows like Real Housewives or 19 and Counting, not some jaded vampire hanging out at the Pines, making bitchy remarks (full of obscure literary references) about the Uber driver he fucked ten minutes ago.

Don't you think Pete considered this when he decided to marry Chasten?

r349 you are so wrong it's ridiculous. It says a lot about you that you assume we mean some bitchy Pines queen who's promiscuous. God, you just don't get it at all.

r350 I know who you all have in mind: Yourselves.

Nope r351. Just saying that some posters here are quite limited.

Due to Covid, I doubt Pete & Chasten have been to many cocktail parties since being in Washington. There may be some small gatherings occurring involving some of Pete's colleagues that are basically work-related 'meet and greets'. Pete stikes me as the type that will bring work home to do.

It seems to me that Pete is super busy right now on a very difficult learning curve. This really is his make or break moment and I don't think either one of them want to fuck it up. Having said that, I imagine Chas is feeling VERY left out of everything! It shows. This period may be the most difficult test of their marriage, yet. I wish them well.

Maybe this is why there are so many single and bitter whores on DL, myself included. After a few years the hot sex starts to fade for all couples. Yes, attraction is key, but having a reliable partner who will always be on your side and have your best interests in mind is like finding a needle in a haystack. The instahos are a dime a dozen. I think Chasten was an asset to Pete when he was running for President.

Pete is from a bit more prominent socio-economic family compared to Chasten. But they knew that right after they met. Chasten is a college graduate, so it is not like there wasn't ambition and a career goal.

^Yes R355 but is that enough. That couple is on a very public stage in a history making situation for gays everywhere. The question that will always be there 'is homosexual love as good as heterosexual love?' Boils down to human rights. It seem that somebody or something always has to suffer, so whose turn is it now?

They should find things for Chasten to do where he can show his puppy-dog charm; like appearing regularly on daytime talk shows like The View, or as a Guest Judge on AGT.

[quote]That couple is on a very public stage in a history making situation for gays everywhere. The question that will always be there 'is homosexual love as good as heterosexual love?' Boils down to human rights.

The previous First Lady was an actual prostitute. Chasten will be just fine.

If he wanted to be useful he could take the lead to bring back KFC Potato Wedges.

Pete and Anderson Cooper would be a cute power couple. Instant picture perfect family with Wyatt.

Anderson Cooper wouldn't be relatable to the average American. He'd test poorly.

i hope some of that weight gain went to his already juicy ass!

[quote] The previous First Lady was an actual prostitute. Chasten will be just fine.

Yes, but even though they were deplorables, they appeared to be heterosexual.

Pete = "Today at work I reassessed the Amtrack Budget and reviewed the Rural Bridge Structural Reports"..........Chasten = "I don't work and went to Starbucks and tweeted about spending Petes money on new pants for myself to make ME feel better about getting fat".......It is now obvious why Pete put the breaks on having a kid with Chasten..

Hopefully the weight all went to this ass

R363 I guess we both have one thing on our mind

I think others have made a good point, all hissing aside. He's not a go-getter, he's a pants pisser. He's not even interesting like Joan Kennedy. He is just a blank.

I see he hasn't tweeted for a while. I'm sure he has his Google Alert on, so perhaps we are forcing him into Hostess comfort.

Too many Chasten haters in this thread.

Not haters, just people who can call out a basic bitch. He's totally inappropriate for a man of Pete's career ambitions and the environment he is in.

Pete has wanted to be President his whole life. I'm positive he considered the upside and downside of Chasten as First Gentleman way before he married him.

r371 Well he considered wrong. How he is going to extricate himself, well, popcorn and all that.

Chasten is cute, but 20lbs in a year isn’t healthy, and the older he gets the harder it will be to lose. 20lbs will turn into 30lbs, than 40lbs, and then lowering self esteem could push him over into obesity. Instead of getting larger pants, he should commit to exercising more.

He was always destined to pork out. He's not genetically slim.

He was always destined to dork out, which, in this instance is much worse.

Chasten is a very homespun guy. Middle America will love Chasten.

[quote] Chasten is a very homespun guy. Middle America will love Chasten.

As far as we've come, Americans still want to see their gay men neutered and non sexual. Chasten is perfect and was a bit asset to Pete on the campaign trail. If he were a gorgeous muscle god or too stylish, people would have a problem with it. A lot of Americans still have a an issue with man on man even in content. LGBT is now represented by trans and lesbians a lot of the time. I could see a butch woman or lesbian like Hillary having an easier time getting into the white house than a gay man, but we'll see.

Yeah. Pete and Chasten look like bros, not a couple. If Pete dumps Chasten for a guy who's urbane and overcultured, America will side with Chasten!

Disagree r377 you're projecting under a trite pretension of political savvy.

Please go take a look at Chastens Instagram during Pete’s campaign. Middle America loves these guys. Both of them are stars, individually and together.

Chasten is not a star.

He's dumped R379 . He knows it ,Pete knows it,we all know it . I just hope Miss Thing is stacking some ducats away for the inevitable . If not,he really IS as stupid as he sounds.

He’s a huge asset to Pete. Huge. Ass-et. Get it?

r381 They'll be together for another 40 years at least. DL will be celebrating when their daughter has grandbabies with her 45 year old Women's Studies advisor.

I want a manwife like Chasten.

Think she'll be able to fit into a size 28?

Some of you bitches have never gotten past a 2nd date and it shows.

Chasten said he is buying new pants.

What's with this caftan nonsense? Chasten isn't Helen Roper in southern California.

This thread is rife with internalized homophobia. Why do we always eat our own?

[quote]He's not even interesting like Joan Kennedy.

You bitches won't be satisfied until he's routinely photographed falling out of cars onto the sidewalk like on AbFab.

[quote]This thread is rife with internalized homophobia. Why do we always eat our own?

Really? I see it as people commenting that a professional person needs an appropriate spouse who is in line with his career ambitions and Chasten falls far short of that.

There's a reason why JFK married Jacqueline Bouvier, you know.

Over the pandemic I listened to the audiobooks of Pete's and Chasten's memoirs. Neither especially interesting, except by comparison of the vast differences in drive and direction between the two. Chasten just seemed always rudderless, changing schools, majors, jobs, locations in kind of a sad mediocrity. It's clear that Pete is the best thing to ever happen to him.

Exactly! r390

Video Link----->>> Petes NEXT husband, complete with hot underwear and hairy chest...You're welcome. girls.....

Chasten should start building his rep with carefully-crafted supper parties, not too challenging or complex. He could greet his guests at their townhouse door wearing a patterned kaftan and matching turban, sweeping them into the dining room like an Auntie Mame. His infectious laugh, coupled with saucy repartee, will slowly turn the tide...

R394 = No Offense---but Pete and Chasten DINNER PARTIES?....You do know they are from Hillbilly Indiana, right?......What kind of parties do you think they know how to throw?..Pizza Rolls and Popcorn are probably high class in South Bend....Who the hell in D.C. is going to want to see what kind of lame attempt they have at a "party".?

Pete is well-traveled, was a Rhodes Scholar and speaks several languages.

R396 = And yet he has a fat jobless husband?.....LoL

It didn't start out that way r397.

r396 He's a hillbilly's idea of a non-hillbilly.

Chasten needs to learn how to host a delightful tea or a candlelight supper from Mrs. Fairford (nee Bucket).

Nope r399

Pete is seeing hot guys every day at work. We ALL know what that's going to lead to. And unemployed Chasten is going to be too busy laying on the couch in his fat pants to notice...LoL

r394 They could turn it into a TV show, "Chasten's Supper Party". Every week Chasten, wearing a different pastel colored caftan, welcomes the viewer delightedly, as if they were a guest invited to his home (though it's all done in a TV studio) by saying "Well, HI-iiiiiii there! I thought you'd NEVER get here! Come. We were JUST about to sit down!" Then the camera follows him, arms outstretched, making small talk all the way ("It's just NEVER a party without YOU"), as he sweeps the viewer through to the "Dining Room" where 2 different C-list celebrities every week are already seated. The rest of the show is dinner and talk (where they all pretend to include the viewer in the conversation), capped off by Chasten telling everyone what site they can go to to get the recipe.

Pete will be proud to call him his Man after that.

Wrong window r403. Please post appropriately in the MARY! Datalounge streaming service thread. It's a most excellent idea.

Wrong window r403. Please post appropriately in the MARY! Datalounge streaming service thread. It's a most excellent idea.

Wrong window r403. Please post appropriately in the MARY! Datalounge streaming service thread. It's a most excellent idea.

I thought maybe Chasten reads DL and I was hoping to pitch it to him.

No, I don’t.

R403 = That might be an interesting idea. But it sounds like WORK and I think we can all agree that Trophy Husband Chasten would rather just tweet about buying fatter pants than actually lose a pound. LoL

He's trying to explain away his two butt implants (10 lbs. in each cheek).

Maybe a 3rd to spice things up?

r403 Actually I love that idea. I think with the right host it would be great fun, and I hope this gets picked up by some outfit OTHER than that shit pit World of Wonder.

The problem is, to pull something like that off, you need to be FABULOUS! And on the fabulous scale, Chasten is about a minus 5.

[quote]And unemployed Chasten is going to be too busy laying on the couch in his fat pants to notice...LoL

r409 gurl please. Chasten just makes sure the trade he has over during the day to slay his fat ass from the back is gone before Pete gets home from his 12-14 hour workdays. DC is probably the first time in his life he's had good dick!

So, Chasten is suppose to be a trophy spouse?

When Pete was on the campaign trail, he met DL fave Julian Morris & his boyfriend Landon. So yes, Pete is encountering temptation:

I don't know who that is in R411, but he's the perfect match for Pete since he makes 5'6" Pete look tall.

Chasten should then turn these elegant, becaftaned dinner parties into a regular salon. He'll be the Madame de Staël of DC, or at least the Salka Viertel. For the time being he should let others do the sparkling, though, and just make sure the canapés and drinks are refreshed.

Pete looks quite happy in both of those photos. at R411 and R415

Get to packing, Chasten. Score some points for being the one to come to the decision on your own (with some help from your DL pals here. )

You'll be happier, and, more importantly, Pete will be happier. No, wait, WE will be happier.

That's what is truly the most important of all.

If Pete wasn't famous, Landon Ross wouldn't be seen within the same zip code as him.

r418 He's a politician. They look happy in photos with everybody.

You guys are such sluts! Just because a married man meets a hot gay guy doesn't mean he wants to have sex with him and leave his husband. Maybe you would, but not every gay man is like you! Sluts!!

Chasten doing candlelight dinners? Will the Vicar and Councillor Mrs. Nugent be in attendance?

R421 are you new here ?!?

No, I'm not new here but it bears saying often. Sluts!!

Get it while its hot,Baby ! 95% of us end up alone anyway . Its just the way gay life is. Aping the hetero's by getting married,having kids,etc doesnt seem to stop the curse of gay aging.

Chasten is having an "unspecified security alert" between his legs.

[quote]So, Chasten is suppose to be a trophy spouse?

Based on his recent weight gain, I'd say he's more of an ATROPHY spouse.

[quote] Chasten just seemed always rudderless, changing schools, majors

Chasten was singing "I'm Changing My Major to PETE!"

r422 Wonder if Sheridan Bucket and Tarquin are doing the candlelight dinners nowadays?

I have a friend who knows Chasten. And yes, he does read (and sometimes contributes to) Datalounge. He said Pete does, too, but I doubt he has time now.

Can you please ask your friend to share this thread link with Chasten ? TIA. Ugly fatty needs to read this/

r431 is for r430

I'm a Chasten fan! Unlike these bitches who wish nothing but misfortune on happy couples like you and Pete!

I want to rim Chasten and plow his hole!

Is that 20lbs of jizz in his ass?

Leave Chasten alone!

Google alerts is a thing. DL threads will come up for anyone who monitors their internet presence.

Does Pete refuse take selfies with black people?.....Just wondering...

It's insane that American politicians still have to attend church and talk about how religious they are. In the UK and Europe this would make a politician unelectable as everyone would think they're a total nutter.

R439 It's the bedrock of American madness.

In Europe, they just attend fascist marches and plot murdering the Jews.

r441 is an example of the appalling American public education system, no doubt? Did they teach you that after you all said your morning prayers?

R438 is MSNBC's Joy Reid.

[quote]In Europe, they just attend fascist marches and plot murdering the Jews.

Please name one European Head of State that this is true of.

R430 Highly doubt you know anyone who knows Chasten personally. Like I am going to believe some random person on here?

Chasten should grow a beard and go to a bear run

Who knows, maybe Chasten is packing a 10-inch hog and some pendulous low-hangers down there? Pete may enjoy being roto-rootered by that rock hard log when Chasten is fully-aroused.

You could have a point r447. Being dickmatized is a real thing. I spent two years of my life with a totally inappropriate man because the dick was SO good and he knew how to use it on me like nobody's business. It was like a drug. Seriously.

R448 you filthy whore!!!

It was an INSANE two years r449!😂

I think I saw a Dr. Phil episode called "Dickmatized: The Stigma and Recovery".

[quote] It's insane that American politicians still have to attend church and talk about how religious they are. In the UK and Europe this would make a politician unelectable as everyone would think they're a total nutter.

You must not know that Angela Merkel and Theresa May were...the daughters of preachermen!

It looks different for the Euros, but being a vicar's daughter or a good Lutheran are just as important in their respective cultures.

It's not the same as American religion r452. They don't talk endlessly about God and what he wants and how he speaks through them and shit like abortion and why poor people shouldn't get healthcare etc. It's TOTALLY different in America.

The idea of Chasten topping is hilarious, R447. Highly doubt it.

Most guys his age are versatile. It's not the 80s.

He is positively caftanesque.

VIDEO CLIP of YOUNG CHASTEN girling it up TEN years ago......FOUR MINUTE MARK = Standing up, FAT tummy.....His ORIGINAL bad teeth!!!... If you have looked at Chasten and thought that jobless baldy queen is hung---you are out of your minds....Chasten needs to buy this video from the posters because it isn't very flattering...LoL

Pale and unattractive even when young. Balding too. Bless his heart .

Chasten is still cuter!

R458 = Right?.....Chasten rolling on the floor and wearing a blonde wig in the video did him no favors either. Those shoes were tragic...Also = I wonder if Chasten dated the guy in the video with him?...Just curious...

Give it up Chasten. That boat wont float on here .

A common frump!

Seriously, what the fuck did Pete see in this guy?

Jesus, that video....Gross--but helpful.

If the made-over campaign trail version of Chasten is as good as he gets, I hope that puts paid to the idea he can be helped further. The kindest thing that can be done at this point is to offer to help him move out. Let him have the dogs. Pete's too busy, and Chasten needs someone to talk to.

Pete's self esteem, sexual and otherwise, must have been a fucking *shambles* if this guy was his first. It's also a glimpse into something I don't want to glimpse at about Pete that this is also the guy he chose to marry. This guy doesn't even rate a "hit it and quit it", to get that pesky first time thing out of the way. The guy I see in the video is "don't come near it even if it's the last seat on the bus".

So Pete was never intimate with another man before Chasten? Really?

Don't ask me for links but I noticed on his Twitter that he's packs quite a bulge. Bottoms can be hung you know.

The top/bottom thing is so dated.

R465 = Thats not true.These dl queens want to believe Sacred Pete was a Virgin when he got married...The video shows what Chasten is like "off script". Waving his hands around while he is talking....Look at how he sits!!.....LoL

STAH quality baby

Well, no one has come forward to say they "knew him when" R468 but it doesn't really matter if Chasten was his first or his fiftieth. To me, why at all is the bigger question; and the biggest question is, for how much longer?

Some people insist on being the pretty one, R470. Pete was accurate in his self-assessment and chose a soul and personality that thought he was a hotty.

Pete better not leave Chasten if he wants to be President.

That's why Pete needs to get it sorted ASAP. That will give him plenty of time to find a better fit. The sooner he does this, the better. Make it Chasten's idea to go back to being a country mouse. I think Pete will be "forgiven" and Chasten, bless his balding noggin, forgotten.

[quote] The top/bottom thing is so dated.

Lots of oral, cuddling and frottage, only rare or experimental anal (definitely not on a work night). Chasten still has dreams of being ravaged.

^ Projection, projection. Go get ravaged hun, but oh you’re in mommy’s basement. Never mind.

Melania @ r472?

All these old queens who want Chasten to get dumped by Pete all got dumped by a guy out of their league and they want the same thing to happen to anyone else in a loving marriage (like Pete and Chasten's).

And I still think Chasten is cute!

Pete obviously likes younger men. Chasten's 9 years younger than him. So of course Pete will dump him and probably go 9 years younger than Chasten. LOL Pete's a big shot now and will feel the need to trade up. Most men do it. Don't be surprised.

But Chasten will be ok. America is shallow and full of clout chasers (especially in DC). Folks will want Chasten just because he was famous-adjacent. LOL

Tell this to Chasten, Pete and take away his Costco card.

[quote] ^ Projection, projection. Go get ravaged hun, but oh you’re in mommy’s basement. Never mind.

We're all just speculating here. You know, for fun. Sorry if struck a nerve.

Honestly, Chasten looks just like a normal guy. Soft and sweet. Some people are into that. I know I am.

R481 Chasten is not my taste, but I think he is good for Pete who I think is a bit cutthroat! You don't get where he is being a nice guy.

r481, ...that's it in a nutshell.

He posted about his mother getting skin cancers removed today. I wonder if he asked her if it was okay she was having surgery and for what?

I kinda miss the days when everyone wasn't so open about EVERYTHING. I get that it can be helpful for awareness and all, but it's just too much. I don't really want to know everything about everyone.

R484 = Is Chasten with his mother out of state?.....Bet Pete is getting some PRIMO dick while Chastity is out of town....

Secretary Pete is looking very trim and fit these days, unlike his schlumpy frumpy doughy stay-at-home house hubby.

Pete is getting in better shape....Chasten won't work or even work out.....This will not go well for Chasten when Pete meets the next husband..

R478 If Chasten becomes a divorcee it won’t be long some popular white gay instahoe gets a hold on him and gives him the steroid/gym treatment. I can honestly see him going the route of Cockgobbler/Terry Miller. Might break DL too

The REAL CHASTEN---PRE-ELECTION MAKEOVER VIDEO......Holy Geez....The THREE "F"s---Frumpy...Fat...Feminine.....He wanted to be a comedian so he married a JOKE like Pete?....

r430 I bet Pete is one of those annoying grammar trolls.

r452 not all of Europe. In the UK you still have every PM attending at least one service at the Church of England before singing a song about God saving their monarch. The Catholic church is fighting like tooth and nail to maintain power in Poland and Ireland along with many other nations. You're leaders may act more humble in the Catholic tradition, but they are still groveling at the feet of Christianity. As a gay Christian I'm fine with that, but I know Europe isn't as secular as many are lead to believe.

Joe Biden and Charles Windsor were both banging their current wives when wife #1 got into car accidents. So if Pete wants an easy way out...

That dark humor aside (wasn't that funny), I think they are a great couple. I also think Chasten needs to lose the fat. We are preparing for Hot White Boy Summer. Fat is not acceptable. All of the gays I know are either in panic mode to lose the tummy before beach season or resign themselves to use COVID as an excuse to stay inside and covered.

I remember Tom Ford saying he wanted to dress Pete, for FREE no less, during his campaign run. Pete at the time declined (perhaps quite wisely) but he's certainly been looking rather dapper post campaign and settled into his new role.

Hi Tom! Thanks! Please write a tasteful note to Chasten that his services, whatever the hell they were, are no longer required.

[quote] I also think Chasten needs to lose the fat. We are preparing for Hot White Boy Summer. Fat is not acceptable.

Chasten must have read your post, R492; he just tweeted:

"So many industries tell us that tanning is fun and sexy. What they don't tell you about is the chemotherapy cream you'll apply in order to burn through your cancerous spots, or the skin grafts you'll need for when the cancer takes up so much space there's hardly any skin left."

Except my post has nothing to do with tanning.

And so it begins.

[quote]You're leaders may act more humble in the Catholic tradition

Oh, dear!

[quote]Joe Biden and Charles Windsor were both banging their current wives when wife #1 got into car accidents.

Source for Biden? His first wife died in Dec. 1972; conventional belief is that he and Jill met in 1975. So according to you he was banging her for three or more years before they settled on a story to go public.

[quote] We are preparing for Hot White Boy Summer.

Fo REALZ yo!

r496 Isn't the guy who runs that site big into Qanon?

Nestor may be free soon.

R496 = Thank you for posting....Pete is going to trade up soon and send Chastan Glezman back to Hikksville. ....By the way---can we talk about how many shitty BLUE SUITS Pete wears?.....

This is the new guy, You heard it here first.

And yes, it is that other guy's ex.

Now thats what Im talking about R503 ! Looks like hes got some good dick to boot !

Historically, the husband had the obligatory wife and his concubine.

I imagine Pete is a history buff and should just follow this historical imperative.

Perhaps he should hook up with that newly gayed up guy from The Bachelor. Colton something or another?

It would be a tabloid sensation.

Frumpy Chasten can stay home and do the cleaning while Pete & Colton attend the opera at The New York Met.

R502 = WOW....You could be a DL LEGEND if your pic of Petes next BF is Legit..........Good for You!!!.....Petes BF looks like he is going to suit up real nice....Chasten WHO?.....LoL

Who is R503?

R503 = dated Anderson?.....Interesting....

If Pete breaks up with Chasten, I’m not ever speaking to him again. I will not support him any more. I’m telling you NOW, so I don’t have to tel you THEN!

I'll NEVER vote for Pete if he dumps Chasten!!

Pete was on Chris Cuomo's show last night.

He discussed the hacking of the pipeline.

[quote] Perhaps he should hook up with that newly gayed up guy from The Bachelor. Colton something or another? It would be a tabloid sensation. Frumpy Chasten can stay home and do the cleaning while Pete & Colton attend the opera at The New York Met.

In this scenario, Pete and Colton will be the hated Brad and Angie. While scorned Chasten will end up becoming America’s sweetheart Jen Aniston.

R506 you seem to have us confused with LSA.

I think Chasten is trying to build some sort of brand for himself but I'm at a loss what it is.

Also he's attacking the entire tanning industry. Did his mother get skin cancer from her regular weekly tanning sessions at Le Spa?

To believe that Pete is dumping Chasten for the guy at R503—or even that he's cheating on Chasten with him—you'd have to believe that Pete's common sense and ambition are somewhere around the Gio Benitez stratum. Not saying they're not, but ...

Actually, I think Pete would totally go for Anderson, not Anderson's bit of crumpet noted above. Pete might not be the shade that Anderson prefers, but I'm sure his Maltese energy (by energy, I mean wang) could help provide that little extra something. I seriously could see Anderson going for Pete just on Pete's brains alone. Also, with Anderson's kid *boom* instant family. Let's make it happen for those two.

If it isn't already....dun Dun DUN!

Unless Pete is already giving up on a political career and envisioning one in entertainment or news, he's not looking for an Anderson. He's looking for a relatable flyover person who will not outshine him or embarrass him. And who's not a Yalie.

[quote] He discussed the hacking of the pipeline.

I wonder whose pipeline Pete has been hacking, when Chasten's not around.

Pete is going places and he needs someone who can help navigate the territory. The last thing he needs is another rube. The Frauen love Anderson, and he's not exactly an embarrassment to be seen with. Now, if Andy Cohen's name was being knocked around, that would be cause for concern.

LOL!

You guys are such self-professed experts on the relationship dynamics of highly prominent gay couples

Here's a challenge for you: find a mate for Lindsey Graham.

Chasten is so basic. This is not the image you want to built when your husband is a serious contender for 2024.

Lindsey has hopes of getting that ring from Donald.

Nothing less will do.

[quote] This is not the image you want to built when your husband is a serious contender for 2024.

Bwahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. That was the funniest thang I've heard in ages. Not a chance in hell. 2024 is MINE and that white fag ain't standin' in my way.

It must be hard on Chasten to hear that so many people think rat-faced Pete is so far out of his league.

Pete looks less murine in person.

Pete's next squeeze will be a prominent Black or Latino dude. Maybe Pete will marry a Jonathan Capehart type (both would have to get divorces). Pete will want to be in a power couple with someone who can help his career. He's outgrown the small town boy.

Pete will have to marry a Trans Woman of Color if he expects to make any inroads with progressive voters.

R528 must realize how dumb he sounds, right?

I could see Pete with someone like Ned Price - a policy wonk and pretty cute. He's 38 too.

However, I think Chasten is well-spoken and is charming on his own - in fact, he speaks just as clearly as his husband. He's been a humanities and teacher teacher, and I wouldn't be surprised if he is working towards certification so that he can teach in Va, Maryland or Washington DC. I agree that genetics are working against him as he ages. He'd better buy stock in minoxydil, and he needs to find a physical hobby like running or bike riding. .

[quote]Pete looks less murine in person.

The average voter doesn't see him in person. His murinity is on full display to the vast majority of Americans.

[quote]Pete will have to marry a Trans Woman of Color if he expects to make any inroads with progressive voters.

You rang?

Pete does have murine qualities! Y'all sent me the dictionary for that one. And who said you can't learn things on DL?

r503 Big upgrade for Pete and what many on here and throughout the community expect a person of his status to end up with. Chasten is in trouble! Boy better call up Terry Miller and go through his schooling of "gay trophy husband".

Poor thing. No one told him you weren't supposed to eat the Crisco.

Pete and Chasten are in love with each other. I’d love a bf like Chasten.

Possibilities

R511 = Attention Whore Pete on CNN isn't surprising....He doesn't care about the job he cares about promoting himself. Who the hell bicycles to work ---for a PHOTO OP? Pete does. You know why Department Secretaries do NOT bicycle to work---because they have too much damn work to do!!!...Not Pete...Even on the day Biden was inaugurated Pete was giving interviews---about PETE!!

R536 Take him, PLEASE!

"Buttigieg and his husband have been spotted walking around their new neighborhood, Capitol Hill, where they live in a one-bedroom apartment, "-----------ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT~!!!!!........Guess they couldn't afford a TWO bedroom since Chasten is "retired" from working....LoL

The guy in R538 is perfection... and that bulge!

We are headed toward a new thread.

Pick one:

Chasten Buttigieg reveals he's gained 20 lbs during the pandemic Part 2

OR....?

We can't do polls within threads so I'm happy to tally votes if this first thread title (typically the way we do continuation threads here is by using the initial thread title) isn't a "good fit". Let me know what you would like. Personally, I think it's serviceable , but certainly I bow to the OP, and the rest of you bitches

Post your votes/ideas. Otherwise I'll just start a boring one as mentioned above (remind you of anyone?) My phone is already struggling with this long Johnson.

The mysterious life of Chasten Buttigieg's 20 lbs

r542 get a life, loser

R542 = The Sad Next Phase of Chastens Life?

Noted r543 and r545 Thank you.

R544 also noted, but may need a bit more work to make it less you and more Chasten.

R542 = Chasten. From Hooterville Trophy Husband to Fat Pants!!

A few of my votes. Go ahead and laugh you bitches. Nothing could be worse than the life he has now.

Chasten: I'm Going Back to Traverse City, Traverse City Here I Come

Chasten Glezmen: 2 Dogs, No Husband (originally 2 Dogs 1 Cup but people freaked out)

Chasten: I Let My Oreos Do the Talking

Chasten "Glezman" Buttigieg He MADE me put the "Glezman" in but Never Said Why!

Chasten Buttigieg . If I Can't Pronounce or Spell it Why Should He Keep Me? (true story, Chasten has bombed both multiple times)

Noted, r548. Thank you

Chasten is on a word salad diet

That's not a word salad, he is correct

You have nothing to say do you r551

Not sure why you think the negativity was warranted, r552. Maybe the tweet doesn't mean much taken out of context but he was talking about the Liz Cheney saga

Liz has zero to do with the Chasten Removal conversation r553

Well, shit r554 I think we might just have found the title for our next thread.

Chasten Removal Conversation Part 2?

Can we get some votes here?

R554, it's what his tweet was about

Chasten is not smart, attractive, well-spoken, or interesting. He really doesn't warrant a second thread.

Let it go.

But he warranted 559 (and counting) posts

If Chasten reads DL, I HOPE he doesn't think everyone here is a hater!. It's just some old queens bitter about their own pasts and who want everyone to be as miserable as they are.

WE LOVE YOU CHASTEN!!

For someone who's so calculating and contrived as Pete, you have to wonder why he married literally the first person he went on a date with.

So maybe he's not as "calculating" as you want to believe he is

Chasten may look vanilla on the street, but she's a freak in the sheets...

When she locks up her clit in a cage...

And begs her Master Pete to breed her chubby pussy

I'll bet Chasten gets really wild in bed.

R557 = Pete. He realizes by now he has a jobless husband and a ONE bedroom apartment. By the way---remember when you queens said Chasten and Peter were going to throw parties and become social mavens in D.C.?......Not in a one bedroom shack they aren't....You can take the Hillbillies out of South Bend but you cannot class them up.....

How many bedrooms do you need to throw parties?

OK, for next thread title we have :

Chasten Buttigieg Reveals He's Gained 20 lbs During the Pandemic Part 2

So I guess that is what it will be then. Step it up now you lazy whores (like me) Best/most popular name wins!

Chasten's Breakin' the Seams 2: Electric Boogaloo!

R567 Chasten Glezman : Future Gay Divorce Author......

Chasten's First Wives Club coming soon to Bravo! Who will be his costars? Special guest appearances?

Pete's very smart. That's why he chose Chasten to be his partner.

Here's the title: Chasten Is the Best Husband Pete Could Ever Have!!

You'll Never Eat Lunch in This Town Again

The Gay Divorcee.

OK, my loves, either Chasten Buttigieg Reveals He's Gained 20 lbs During the Pandemic Part 2 Chasten Removal Conversation Continued Part 2 Chasten Will Never Eat Lunch (Unless They Are Oreos) In This Town Again!

We are running low on posts so.. unless you have something glorious, name it now and name it well, otherwise it looks like we have to go with the first choice.

Well, didn't I fuck it up? Sorry:'

Chasten Buttigieg Reveals He's Gained 20 lbs During the Pandemic Part 2

Chasten Removal Conversation Continued Part 2

Chasten Will Never Eat Lunch (Unless They Are Oreos) In This Town Again!

r576 We LOVE Chasten!!

Never said we didn't. But PICK ONE! We are almost out of time/thread space

r578 That was a suggested title for the next thread!

Ah, got it...it ain't happening kid.

Get Out Your Eating Dress: The Chasten Buttigieg Story

One more and then I have to choose as we are almost out of space. So, from the choices above, have at it. If I don't hear back, I'll do the boring one, though tempted to go with Chasten Removal Conversation Continued Part 2 (maybe a bit spiffier though)

What about Chasten Glezman Buttigieg: Keep or Kick?'

Not that I'm a wit, I am clearly not, but it is short and to the point. Thoughts? (I know we are out of room though)

Last 3: The one with the most WWs goes on to the next thread. We are out of space sorry to say for write-ins or bitching: (I know, when are we ever out of space for bitching?)

The nominees are:

1 Chasten Buttigieg Reveals He's Gained 20 lbs During the Pandemic Part 2

2 Chasten Removal Conversation Continued Part 2

3 Chasten Glezman Buttigieg: Keep or Kick?

Since we are out of room, the largest WW (not doing this for ego, trust me) will default to number one. Someone else can post a pick for number 2, and someone else for number 3. Got to keep room for write ins. But kind of too late for that. Sound OK?

1 Chasten Buttigieg Reveals He's Gained 20 lbs During the Pandemic Part 2

2 Chasten Removal Conversation Continued Part 2

3 Chasten Glezman Buttigieg: Keep or Kick?

Keep it short and sweet: Chasten Fattens

Half of my post made no fucking sense. Sorry.

Forgot to mention, NO double, triple, etc. voting please. One vote per poster. We are better than the unmentionable MM freaks. Thanks.

Get your votes in bitches, Daddy needs his nap

20 lbs. is a lot of weight to add in a year+. It shows consuming too many carbs and diminished exercising. Five to seven pounds can be lost fairly easily in several weeks if one is disciplined. Losing twenty will take the average person a few months if one sticks to the routine. Chasten needs to get off the bed and sofa, stay out the kitchen more, and get active. We'll see what he does.

On the upside, Chasten's tits are bigger and sexier than ever

New thread up. Congrats to the "winner"

Sorry....SORRY!

Have at it

New thread

Chasten doesn’t warrant a second thread. At least 300 of the posts in this one are about what the next thread should be named.

No one likes r597

A post for every pound. My 600lb political spouse.

Kill it with fire