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Chasten Buttigieg reveals he's gained 20 lbs during the pandemic

Will Pete trade him in for a leaner model?

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by Anonymousreply 5048 hours ago

Mein fat Fuhrer.

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by Anonymousreply 105/04/2021

She got fat. And now she’s wearing fat pants. God help me.

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2021

The most basic of basic gays.

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2021

Chasten knows Pete is going to dump him---and this is probably Chastens way of making Pete the villain for dumping him for being fat...

by Anonymousreply 405/04/2021

JOBLESS and BALDING and FAT.....oh my....I smell DIVORCE....

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2021

Honestly, if he doesn’t work and they don’t have kids, there is no reason for him to be fat. He obviously has plenty of time to exercise.

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2021

Housewives don’t exercise. They’re too busy keeping house.

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2021

R6 = Pete knows Chasten is first husband material. He knows better than to saddle himself (and his future husband) with sharing kids with Chasten. That's why he backed off from having kids with Chasten the balding public school teacher. The sooner he cuts Chasten loose the cheaper it will be so I wouldn't be surprised if an announcement is coming soon...

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2021

"I love having a boring jobless husband who gets fat" ------->>> Said NO gay husband ever.......This marriage is in trouble...

by Anonymousreply 905/04/2021

Chasten is coming off really superficial to be feeling awful about 20 pounds. Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic. No one is fretting about it. They just go on with life instead of posting about every pound. Is Chasten a girl?

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2021

So instead of trying to lose weight he bought new pants?! Wow how lazy! He obviously has no intention on going back to his former weight (which already wasn’t exactly slim).

Yeah, I don’t see this marriage lasting.

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2021

[...]

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2021

[quote] He is turning into quite the porker.

He gives a new meaning to “pork-barrel politics”.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2021

[quote]Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic.

But I’m guessing the majority (if not all) of those people work. Chasten doesn’t and they don’t have kids, so there is no reason for him to not exercise since he clearly has the time.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2021

[quote] Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic.

Ghastly. Just ghastly.

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2021

Pete had hot college guys fawing over him on the campaign trail. He already knows he can do better. Chasten clearly will not work and his new hobby is getting fat. Pete is not going to share his future wealth with a balding nobody. Pete is going Hollywood when he leaves DC and I am betting he will have a divorce by then because he doesn't need Chazten anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2021

Balding, jobless, glasses 🤓, overweight...he must have a hell of a personality!

by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2021

Or a hell of a big dick. 🤢🤮

by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2021

Did they move to DC yet? He’ll have to drop all that weight and then some when they move.

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

R117 Pete will become one of the most "eligible bachelors" the second he dumps Chasten. He knows it. Why waste his time with this guy when Pete could be getting some serious Grade-A men...I have a feeling Chasten knows he is going to get dumped and is just laying the groundwork for excuses to make Pete look bad.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

Size: 38 Husky

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

Is the weight gain from guzzling all of Pete’s cum?

by Anonymousreply 2205/05/2021

He's so basic and common, it's getting to the point where it's just embarrassing. Pete needs to trade up to a partner more on his own level.

by Anonymousreply 2305/05/2021

[quote]Everyone I know has gained 20 pounds or more during the pandemic.

I've been able to work out like a motherfucker during the pandemic, due to more free time. I'm in great shape.

by Anonymousreply 2405/05/2021

R16, I can just imagine all the young whores on the make throwing themselves at Pete. Washington is creaking under the weight of such guys, surely. Chasten, the gay equivalent of a frump, will look worse by the day.

R18, I very much doubt that Chasten's dick plays much of a role in their sex life.

by Anonymousreply 2505/05/2021

I do wonder about their relationship. It's one thing when they were in Indiana, but now Pete is a big hot shot in DC surround by tons of gays. The temptation is going to be fierce.

However Pete is no ambitious and image conscious he might be able to resist.

Anyway, Chasten needs to use some of that book money to get a personal trainer. He doesn't have to work a real job, his career is being a politicians spouse. So look nice and presentable.

by Anonymousreply 2605/05/2021

Meanwhile Hubby is looking perky and pretty!

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by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2021

I think they're both not that attractive. Average. But Pete wasn't hired for his looks.

by Anonymousreply 2805/05/2021

Pete is cute imho. If he's versatile that's a big plus.

by Anonymousreply 2905/05/2021

Perhaps they have a marriage that's not built solely on raw physical attraction?

by Anonymousreply 3005/05/2021

All the best first ladies were fat. Look at Eleanor and Hillary.

by Anonymousreply 3105/05/2021

Chasten is heading for DUMPSTERVILLE---and we all know it. By the way his book was a dud and Chastens net worth is only 100,000. AND he doesn't have Petes house in Hicksville anymore. And he doesn't work. Good luck apartment hunting....This will be an epic splitsville and Chasten is in zero position to come out a winner unless he announces a Pete Tell All....I never believed that whole "we met on a non sexual gay app" BS...Pete is not keeping basic unattractive Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 3205/05/2021

"I have hot guys hitting on me. I have a husband getting fat who won't get a job.. Maybe it's time to make a change in my life" = Things Pete thinks about every day.....LoL

by Anonymousreply 3305/05/2021

[quote] Then a good friend told me "maybe just dress the body you have and stop worrying about it."

Lol. That is NOT a good friend. Probably someone after Pete himself.

by Anonymousreply 3405/05/2021

Another Tell Tale Sign = Pete doesn't do interviews with Chasten anymore. They used to team up for interviews. Not anymore. FYI = Pete is such an attention whore he was even shilling out interviews on the day of Bidens Inaugruration.....

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by Anonymousreply 3505/05/2021

Pete's a weird looking creature himself, he looks like a cartoon character after all. So fat Chasten matches him perfectly. Both are pretty invisible and forgettable guys.

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2021

hideous queen before

obese hideous queen after

by Anonymousreply 3705/05/2021

r16 Dude Pete is in a cabinet position, he can't trade up like Ilhan Omar. Besides, if he did it would be some guy that will end up like Terry Miller. That's the last thing Pete needs, even though we had someone like Melania as a first lady.

by Anonymousreply 3805/05/2021

Maybe he should take more bike rides with his husband. Oh, wait.

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by Anonymousreply 3905/05/2021

Ha, R39! That sounds like something Pete would do.

by Anonymousreply 4005/05/2021

The Warren homos have arrived.

by Anonymousreply 4105/05/2021

So Pete knocked him up?

by Anonymousreply 4205/05/2021

DL has not come to terms that Pete is a Gay Guy who is neither a TOP or a BOTTOM. He is one of those gay guys who refuse to do either. Article Linked.

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by Anonymousreply 4305/05/2021

Chasten gonna have a ASS BABY!

by Anonymousreply 4405/05/2021

God this whole thread is a torrent of pissy old bottoms who haven't gotten fucked in a while. Have you ever topped a skinny bottom? There's nothing there. It's like topping a popsicle stick. Give it 20lbs tho and....yummm.

by Anonymousreply 4505/05/2021

R44 he should practice the labor with lots of lube and toys first

by Anonymousreply 4605/05/2021

Has he had a pregnancy scan?

by Anonymousreply 4705/05/2021

There has to be sexual attraction r30, or it's not a relationship its a friendship. No one is saying it is only about that.

Chasten should try to stay in decent shape both for his marriage, and for Pete's career. Got to look presentable for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 4805/05/2021

[quote] Pete is a Gay Guy who is neither a TOP or a BOTTOM.

What is he, a SIDE?

by Anonymousreply 4905/05/2021

Does she buy her fat pants at Lane Bryant?

by Anonymousreply 5005/05/2021

R49 = Yep. Pete is neither. Look at that clown--does he look like he does anal?...He probably thinks its beneath him...

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by Anonymousreply 5105/05/2021

What a hideous couple.

by Anonymousreply 5205/05/2021

R45 = Chasten

by Anonymousreply 5305/05/2021

Straight people act like when you are in a happy relationship you gain “love chubb” weight because you don’t have to try. I think the truth is when you stop having sex and instead just eat heavy meals together and watch tv is when that happens.

by Anonymousreply 5405/05/2021

for better, for worse; for thinner, for fatter

by Anonymousreply 5505/05/2021

I can't imagine a grown man not having a job.

by Anonymousreply 5605/05/2021

I think Chasten is adorable and if Pete doesn't want him, I'll gladly take him.

by Anonymousreply 5705/05/2021

I like Chasten, but he needs to be a tad more filtered.

by Anonymousreply 5805/05/2021

Like the song says “...more bounce to the ounce.”

by Anonymousreply 5905/05/2021

R56 = Exactly. He is clearly lazy. Maybe Chastens next book will be about divorce?....LoL

by Anonymousreply 6005/05/2021

Pete can leave him and instead fuck my ass n mouth. I suck feet and will even drink his piss

by Anonymousreply 6105/05/2021

Their marriage is going to last for decades. They’ll die together like the old couple in Titanic.

by Anonymousreply 6205/05/2021

The fat really doesn't matter that much in this case. Let's be honest, Chasten is about a "2" on the looks scale, even at his best.

Pete himself is only a 5, but because of his position he could easily land an 8 as a boyfriend (even a 10 if he didn't mind a male whore).

by Anonymousreply 6305/05/2021

Nom nom nom

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by Anonymousreply 6405/05/2021

Gurl's eating her feelings

by Anonymousreply 6505/05/2021

I’d be concerned about gaining 20 lbs in one year- very much so. If not checked he’s headed for obesity and a life of functional impairments most likely shortened as well.

Especially since it’s not very hard to maintain a stable weight.

by Anonymousreply 6605/05/2021

R64 Eating Oreos? Does he keep them down?

by Anonymousreply 6705/05/2021

Ridin’ it

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by Anonymousreply 6805/05/2021

Man he has a great backside.

by Anonymousreply 6905/05/2021

Pete reminds me of a military guy I dated once. Cute (in his own way). Smart. Good Job..Seemingly "husband material"....But could NOT suck a dick to save his life. Just the worst experience ever. I have a feeling that's Pete. And Chasten getting fat and jobless means this relationship is doomed...Enjoy your divorce...

by Anonymousreply 7005/05/2021

I'd bury my face in that big Maltese ass then pound the hell out of it.

by Anonymousreply 7105/05/2021

"Honey. I did not work but I did tweet some today. How was your day" = Pete listening to his unemployed manwife and wondering how to break the news to Chasten that he is going to trade up for a better husband...

by Anonymousreply 7205/05/2021

Pete's dialing Sean Cody as we speak...

by Anonymousreply 7305/05/2021

Chasten's hair situation is tragic. Forget Pete, his hair is halfway out the door. Just shave it off, try/hope/pray for "European" or something.

He really is a strange looking guy, and very awkward. I don't get "adorable", I get "arrested development".

by Anonymousreply 7405/05/2021

I think Pete's baby batter found an egg..

by Anonymousreply 7505/05/2021

He’s definitely one of those guys who is cute-ish when young but it fades quickly. Common blond problem. He and Pete are in a similar enough looks league, but now Pete is high profile and powerful, he can pull good dick. Chasten may well be headed to the first wives club.

We will see how devoted Pete is.

by Anonymousreply 7605/05/2021

I find Pete sexy. Not drop dead gorgeous, but he has a sexy quality about him. Chasten comes off as sexless to me.

by Anonymousreply 7705/05/2021

You really think Chasten is a top, R70?

by Anonymousreply 7805/05/2021

Wonky Pete needs someone fabulous to balance him out. I don't mean flaming, I mean extremely tasteful, witty, charming and urbane.

by Anonymousreply 7905/05/2021

Remember this is Datalounge where posters are stuck in the 80s and versatile guys don't exist.

by Anonymousreply 8005/05/2021

Versatile = Bottoms but ashamed to admit.

by Anonymousreply 8105/05/2021

The BUTTIGIEG MARRIAGE = Pete. Transportation Secretary.....Chasten. Jobless Starbucks Patron.

by Anonymousreply 8205/05/2021

And r81 proves my point.

by Anonymousreply 8305/05/2021

Pete looks like the guy who is going to send his LAWYERS to the apartment one day to "explain" to Chasten the marriage is over and he needs to start packing. Chasten is jobless and thinks he can just live the trophy twink life without being a trophy OR a twink. The end is nigh on this marriage..

by Anonymousreply 8405/05/2021

Chasten in stretch pants, eating ice cream, in a recliner, watching his "stories" on the TV.

Now there's an image.

by Anonymousreply 8505/05/2021

Damn at R68. Say what you will but Pete's ass is on point.

by Anonymousreply 8605/05/2021

Classic DL thread...both of them are equally, incredibly average white guys. The fact Chasten felt the need/took the time/clicked the button to post this on Twitter is downright pathetic. Besides which, no one cares. How many people read his book? You know it's bad when there was only one thread on DL about it, and not even that many responses.

If Pete really did "fake take the bike to work," then fuck him, too. Typical politician behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 8705/05/2021

Re: the Pete faking the bike thing. There was an unspecified security alert that day, so his detail nixed the bike ride.

by Anonymousreply 8805/05/2021

R88 Oh shit no ride damn 🤡

by Anonymousreply 8905/05/2021

Pete rides a bike in D.C. This isn't news but the Rupert Murdoch NYPost thinks it is.

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by Anonymousreply 9005/05/2021

Chasten 2021 = I am a jobless Trophy Twink. Life is wonderful in D.C. ...........Chasten 2022 = "How much is the deposit on your studio apartments?. Do you allow dogs? How far is the closest Dairy Queen?"

by Anonymousreply 9105/05/2021

Hang on, when did he add the "Glezman" into his name on Twitter?

Uh-oh...

You know who recently added in their maiden name on Twitter?

by Anonymousreply 9205/05/2021

R92 = Exactly. Pete is handling this whole thing the right way to come out of this the Good Guy. When they announce their split Petes side will leak the "Chasten wouldn't work" info. Pete knows he can go to Hollywood and get primo dick and doesn't need Chasten anymore. Chastens book was a dud--you can buy it for 2 bucks on Amazon....

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by Anonymousreply 9305/05/2021

"You're quite an armful Mary with that twenty pounds you've gained"

by Anonymousreply 9405/05/2021

I'm off to find a DL thread about his book. I hope you bitches were fucking vicious.

If anyone here already knows the best aka cuntiest one, please post it.

by Anonymousreply 9505/05/2021

👏🏼Leave👏🏼Him👏🏼Alone👏🏼You👏🏼Vicious👏🏼Queens👏🏼!!!

by Anonymousreply 9605/05/2021

He better start watching some Jane Fonda workout videos before Pete gives up on him!

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by Anonymousreply 9705/05/2021

Chasten is going to lose about 185 pounds when Pete kicks him out.

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by Anonymousreply 9805/05/2021

All kidding aside, if Pete is going to kick Chasten to the curb, he's got to be careful with the timing. He needs to do it soon enough that he has time to find a suitable, key fucking word, *suitable*, replacement, without looking like a heartless asshole that decided to trade up the second his political fortune turned.

There will need a decent period of time with Pete "mourning" the end of his first marriage while throwing himself in his work (sympathy points), then, when the right amount of time has passed, seen at events with the right "kind", like r79 describes at his side (exciting Pete "man about town" points), and finally selecting the perfect political husband. (Everyone loves a wedding points).

Really the only way this would work (because I hear that cutting brake lines is a no-no, which is so silly, but whatever), is for Pete to pay Chasten a fuck ton of money to make it look like Chasten's idea. "I'm not built for Washington life" or some similar exit line. Problem is I think Chasten is a stage 11 clinger, and this may not go as cleanly as one might hope. It needs to though because Pete is meant for higher office, and Chasten is simply not higher office material.

by Anonymousreply 9905/05/2021

[quote] (because I hear that cutting brake lines is a no-no, which is so silly, but whatever),

Sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend.

by Anonymousreply 10005/05/2021

You summed it up nicely r99. Pete is destined for greater things, and Chasten is not suitable as a spouse of such a person. He's silly, frivolous and quite common and basic. As has been described, Pete needs a sophisticated, urbane gentleman as a partner. That's just how it is.

by Anonymousreply 10105/05/2021

R99 = Nailed it. Once Pete and Chasten split, Pete will be automatically be the "most eligible gay bachelor".. Pete can generate headlines by just going on a date--he sure won't need basic Chasten for anything.

by Anonymousreply 10205/05/2021

DC runs on gossip...I'm truly surprised we haven't heard more rumblings about these two.

Are they ever seen out in public together?

by Anonymousreply 10305/05/2021

Did Chasten sign a pre-nup? It is foolish and risky these days to give up your job during the prime of your life and stay at home to support your spouse. What will C do to support himself when Pete dumps him? Who will want to hire someone whose most recent job experience has been "Hausfrau"?

by Anonymousreply 10405/05/2021

Not that I recall r103. Certainly not recently.

Somehow...I doubt it r104. But would Pete be that dumb? Though Bill Gates didn't have one with Melinda.

I think we are all on to something here. Yeah, OK we did it a little (lotta) bitchily, but that doesn't negate the facts.

What worked together at one time in your life, may not be a good fit for the next chapter. No point in both of them being unhappy. Who knows? Perhaps they *are* considering or even in the process of separating, and in a few month's time we'll be seeing a thousand Pete and Chasten Getting Divorced! threads on here one fine morning.

Could it be that PETE would be the clinger/sticking point? If not out of love, then perhaps a strongly held, however misguided sense of loyalty? I also sometimes forget his religious beliefs run pretty deep. Perhaps he doesn't "believe" in divorce?

No, I want to go back to the earlier scenario. I like that one better.

by Anonymousreply 10505/05/2021

r105 get a job, loser

by Anonymousreply 10605/05/2021

Uh Oh.....(LINK)----Just a few months ago Pete spent weeks away from Chasten already (because of Covid exposure---which makes no sense since he would have had the vaccine since then)---and during that time Chasten was sending "miss you" messages of desperation on Social Media. Why not CALL your husband if you miss him?...I bet Pete was having REAL fun without Chasten around.

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by Anonymousreply 10705/05/2021

Speaking of Jobs, why doesn't Chasten have a fucking job now that the campaign is over? Has he ever addressed that? Anything, a volunteer position, perhaps something for the DNC? Does he really just sit around the house all day? Or is he waiting until they get more settled in?

by Anonymousreply 10805/05/2021

I’m trying very hard to care either way about Chasten’s weight. I’ll keep trying but for now it’s just not happening.

by Anonymousreply 10905/05/2021

Why do DLers want Pete and Chasten to split? I don’t wish this for any married couple who has not said they want to break up.

by Anonymousreply 11005/05/2021

In NYC, DC and LA — places where gay men gravitate — every gay man wants to partner with someone better than himself.

In flyoverland — where I , and Chasten and Pete, used to live — you paired up with someone you could get along with and were somewhat attracted to, simply because of the lack of options.

It's the biological equivalent of supply and demand.

by Anonymousreply 11105/05/2021

"I went to work today" = Pete......"I did NOT work today but I laid around the house and tweeted about how fat I am now" = Chasten......oh my.....Even Iyanla couldn't save this marriage.

by Anonymousreply 11205/05/2021

FACT = Colton Underwood has a better chance of being married to Pete in 3 years than Chasten does.

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by Anonymousreply 11305/05/2021

[quote]I think they're both not that attractive. Average.

Fair enough.

With Pete, however, there's the chance there could be a lean wiry firecracker pig of eager sexual desperation under those clothes, a sexual Mr. Hyde, a male version of Mirian the Librarian with hair let down and glasses off.

With Chastity, it's just a more yeasty Pillsbury Dough Boy than it appears on the surface, tightly cinched belts and Mormon undergarments holding back even more pale floury white flesh and rolls of it, and the dumb facial expression of the last pick of the puppy litter. No hidden sex monster there, just a boring fatty with a pasty face.

by Anonymousreply 11405/05/2021

Chasten is the first guy Pete ever dated.

This is going to be a mess.

by Anonymousreply 11505/05/2021

R99 is spot on.

by Anonymousreply 11605/06/2021

Surely there is some DC page that has caught the eye of Pete.

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by Anonymousreply 11705/06/2021

I think most of you have this wrong. Chasten is the perfect politician's wife. His job is to look presentable, but not steal focus, and entertain the politicians and dignitaries wives while the men discuss business. He is not supposed to be the alpha male or the trophy wife.

by Anonymousreply 11805/06/2021

Maybe Pete loves him? And doesn’t care about a few extra pounds? It’s better for them to stay together. It promotes a positive image of a same sex couple - stable and monogamous.

And based on the posts here, it sounds like there’s a surfeit of star-fuckers waiting for them to break up. I am not a fan of Pete, but I like Chasten. He seems nice.

by Anonymousreply 11905/06/2021

[quote]Chasten is the perfect politician's wife. His job is to look presentable, but not steal focus, and entertain the politicians and dignitaries wives while the men discuss business. He is not supposed to be the alpha male or the trophy wife.

"Well, let me tell you, when we were in Indiana..."

"One time of the campaign trail..."

"What's my favorite casserole? Well bless your heart for asking, I can tell you that Pete's favorite casserole is..."

by Anonymousreply 12005/06/2021

Why didn't Pete become Peter Buttigieg-Glezman?

by Anonymousreply 12105/06/2021

There is nothing nada zero appealing about him; not just his trailer park face, dad bod, and bad hair, but he's dull and not too bright. All around UGH!

by Anonymousreply 12205/06/2021

Because Pete's the top, R121.

by Anonymousreply 12305/06/2021

Pete's going to be led into temptation over and over again in his new world. Hopefully, Chasten has given him some leeway for physical fun as long as there's no emotional attachment. And vice versa...

by Anonymousreply 12405/06/2021

r105 did bring up a good point about Pete being not only loyal, but religious. He, stupidly in my view, may well be a master at fighting off any "maybe he's not the one for me" thoughts and is convincing himself to keep those home fires burning with Chasten's flub and 8 Linus hairs, because "that's the right thing to do". One concern I do have with Pete, and have heard from other high profile LGB couples is that there is a certain amount of pressure to keep their marriages/relationships as middle of the road and steady, if not more so, than one would in a straight coupling. I get that. I do. In this case, I really hope that doesn't come into play but concerned it will though. There's a lot riding on Pete as it is to not fuck ANYTHING up and be a "good gay"

by Anonymousreply 12505/06/2021

[quote]Pete's dialing Sean Cody as we speak...

"I'm sorry, sir -- we're not looking for new models in your age group at this time."

by Anonymousreply 12605/06/2021

[quote] There's a lot riding on Pete as it is to not fuck ANYTHING up and be a "good gay"

—NO PETE! Get your fuck on! Let your Maltese wang ram free and find the right man

What’s wrong with him taking the high road for the sake of his career and marriage? You’re speaking more about what’s YOU’D do if you were in his shoes. Pete will do the right thing. And if he doesn’t, please let him be discreet. Someone is just waiting to pull a Lewinsky on him no doubt. But let one politician, straight or gay, do the right thing and put principles ahead of their physical desires.

by Anonymousreply 12705/06/2021

R99, Pete doesn't have a fuck ton of money to pay Chasten at this point, so it won't work. They live in a 1 BR apartment in DC for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 12805/06/2021

The incels here think the most important thing on earth is having a lots of sex with hot guys (something gay incels don’t do).

If Pete wants respect, he won’t trade up to a hot whore like Colton. Maybe he’ll dump Chasten, but for his political future, he’ll need someone equally as bland as Chasten.

Once he starts dating the hot gays, he won’t have any future except as another pass around bottom in LA that is being employed by Ryan Murphy.

Pete seems too ambitious to become an Instagram hoe.

by Anonymousreply 12905/06/2021

Pete isn't the middle class figure he was when he first stepped on the scene. Income related to his two books and his podcast and smaller other sources means he is in a much different financial position than he was two years ago. I know the advance alone for Trust was about 330k. His 220k salary as Transportation secretary isn't too shabby either.

by Anonymousreply 13005/06/2021

It's not about instagram hos r129. No one thinks Pete wants a himbo, but DC is teeming with these high achieving professional gays who are more on Pete's mental wavelength than Chasten is. And many of them are good looking.

by Anonymousreply 13105/06/2021

r129 Most of the wealthy white gays in DC tend to also be or have some connection to very popular white gay IG whores. He would need heavy vetting because Democrats can't get away with stuff like Republicans can. Far too many gays out there like Cockgobbler.

by Anonymousreply 13205/06/2021

The only thing worse than being fat and gay is being a fat girl in high school.

by Anonymousreply 13305/06/2021

Now that he has a well-paying job and career, I expect them to squirt their sperm into a turkey baster and impregnate some heifer. May the best man win!

by Anonymousreply 13405/06/2021

Chasten is lucky that State Department spokesman Ned Price seems to have a boyfriend. Otherwise, he woulda been in danger, gurl!

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by Anonymousreply 13505/06/2021

r129 you stupid fucking basic idiot. Becoming an Instaho or dating one is not what is being talked about. It's about Chasten being inappropriate for the circles Pete travels in, and for a person who is destined for bigger political ambitions. It's about Pete needing to have a partner who is urbane, sophisticated and worldly, and on Pete's own educational and intellectual level.

by Anonymousreply 13605/06/2021

I don't think Pete is actually religious, he's too intelligent and educated for that. He's also done a lot of traveling and is familiar with the larger world, people like that tend to not be religious. I think Pete pays lip service to religion for political reasons because you can't be elected dog catcher in this stupid fucking backwards country without pretending you love Jeebus.

by Anonymousreply 13705/06/2021

[quote] "i gained 20 pounds durng COVID ...."

But did he even go workout at a gym before COVID?

by Anonymousreply 13805/06/2021

r27 Pete looks fat in that photo as well.

by Anonymousreply 13905/06/2021

r35 his father is from like eastern Europe or somewhere thats been conquered by the Ottomans so he's gonna look all kinds of different. Still smart as hell and cleans up well. I wonder how desperate Chasten has become in the bedroom. You know Pete does that playful choking thing with him and tells him he looks sexy despite the fat folds.

by Anonymousreply 14005/06/2021

He's the 2020s Elizabeth Edwards.

by Anonymousreply 14105/06/2021

r140 Pete's father was from Malta, which was never conquered by the Ottomans. The Ottomans attempted to conquer Malta twice in the 1500s, but were defeated both times by the Knights Hospitaller. The Great Siege of Malta was a decisive victory, for the first time it showed that the Ottoman Empire was not invincible. It united the Royal Houses of Europe into a coalition to defeat Ottoman expansion into Europe, and six years later the epic Battle of Lepanto halted Ottoman encroachment into the Mediterranean, from which they would never recover.

by Anonymousreply 14205/06/2021

Chasten could teach elementary school in the D.C. area. It is a reputable vocation and gives himself something meaningful to do. He taught school in Indiana. They can hire a dog walker as needed.

by Anonymousreply 14305/06/2021

Here is another example of why Chasten isn't a good fit. (I think we need a new thread, as it really isn't about the weight any longer.) His earlier tweet was about being fat, this tweet is about his anxiety. Great. We all know how fat, awkward, anxious messes work out as political spouses.

This tweet was likely meant to come off as a flattering comment about FLOTUS, as well as self deprecating, but it fails. It makes him sound weak, because he is. He's a man-child and that will only become a bigger albatross around Pete's neck as time passes. Also, instead of it being a tweet about him out and about doing something in the world (anxiety and fat pants be damned!) it's an observational, passive tweet. He's sitting and tweeting, and FLOTUS is actively participating and engaging.

Chasten, the higher your husband climbs in the political world, you are going to have a lot more to piss your pants about than possibly writing on a whiteboard in front of the press. You've got to pull yourself together.

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I have a theory that campaigns kill relationships outside of seasoned experts like Joe and Jill. I would be willing to bet that Pete is high off his own hype and probably already mentally checked out of the relationship but likes Chasten as a great confidant that will listen to his endless streams of through and suck his dick on command. Pete is an expert at trapping himself into situations as can be seen by living in IN, staying closeted for no good damn reason in the 2000s and marrying the first gay that looked at him twice.

Even if the marriage is dead, Pete will stay put because he will never allow himself true happiness because he is a personally conservative person and emotional cutter. Deep down, he may still think being gay is a sin.

by Anonymousreply 14505/06/2021

If he thought being gay was a sin he'd be in the closet and married to a woman. He didn't have to come out. Most gay politicians don't come out.

by Anonymousreply 14605/06/2021

Sounds like Chasten is a happy pappy!

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by Anonymousreply 14705/06/2021

So by taking Buttigieg's name he is the woman in the relationship.

by Anonymousreply 14805/06/2021

Pete should get a black husband so he can spread his - um - appeal.

by Anonymousreply 14905/06/2021

Black husband? I'm available

by Anonymousreply 15005/06/2021

I'm intrigued by what the post at r92 could mean. Did Pete make him do it? Campaign staffers? His book publishing PR team when he was flogging that shitty book? Why/when did he add in the Glezman?

by Anonymousreply 15105/06/2021

You're not black, Cory, you're still a gay white Jewish man!

by Anonymousreply 15205/06/2021

This marriage is over. The only question is the expiration date. Look at these two. They look boring and you know their sex life matches it.

by Anonymousreply 15305/06/2021

[quote]Pete's going to be led into temptation over and over again in his new world. Hopefully, Chasten has given him some leeway for physical fun as long as there's no emotional attachment. And vice versa...

TBH I think Chasten is the one who would step out first. Pete seems like the ambitious workaholic husband who lives in his office and never has time for his male wife. The fact that Chasten has gained weight tells me he's been bored at home. He is now in a new city and likely starved for new friends and attention, plus Im sure he way more time on his hands. He could easily have some regular trade coming in and Pete would never know.

by Anonymousreply 15405/06/2021

r154 I agree that Pete fits the workaholic husband stereotype very well.

Wouldn't Pete question the charges on the (his) credit cards?

I think Chasten is getting zip, so he's eating his orgasms.

He doesn't even have any hags to hang out with? This guy is flunking gay.

by Anonymousreply 15505/06/2021

This thread brings meanness and negativity to a whole new level. I hope Chasten doesn't find this thread. I hope these boys are settling into their new life, hang in there Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 15605/06/2021

r155 Pete is probably so busy right now with his job he probably hasn't paid or looked at his own personal bills in months. I'm sure he's left all his personal home matters to Chasten. Chasten is not like a celebrity wife either, who has to constantly travel with the husband for appearance sake. So that leaves him even more opportunity to creep if he wanted. DC has so many guys to offer too, black men, career men, service men.

by Anonymousreply 15705/06/2021

Do you think Chasten's at home eating bonbons and entertaining gentlemen callers all afternoon?

by Anonymousreply 15805/06/2021

I'm sure we'll be hearing that Chasten is going to be the newest spokesmodel for NutriSystem, Jenny Craig, or Weight Watchers.

by Anonymousreply 15905/06/2021

[quote]Do you think Chasten's at home eating bonbons and entertaining gentlemen callers all afternoon?

Well gurl he's eating something if he gained 20 pounds in a year r158

by Anonymousreply 16005/06/2021

I love how folks think because these two look normal/nerdy that they don't have an interesting sex life. What do those people look like? The clone instahoes?

by Anonymousreply 16105/06/2021

We try our best r156 Thanks!

I truly hope Chasten reads this. He needs a few home truths. He needs to get some critical feedback to move forward in life and better himself, not some fucking pats on the head just for being Pete's husband. That's patronizing first of all (as is your language..."boys" JFC.) Also, your approach does no favors for someone who already comes across as a man-child. It doesn't have to be his lot in life. I'm sure with the right kind of people in his life, he could de-rube himself--to an extent anyway, but he has to want to do that. Instead, the guy seems like an incurious lump. I could see Pete finding his "lump" aspects kind of cozy and familiar, but I don't see him having long term patience for an incurious mate.

r158 I think Oreos are more his speed.

by Anonymousreply 16205/06/2021

r161 is not even about how they look (for me anyway). Im sure they had a great sex life at some point if they married each other. Its more about Pete's rapid ascent in the public eye. That is known to destroy relationships. Many people who become famous shed the partner who helped them get there. The dynamic changes so drastically, its very difficult to continue the relationship unless you have unwavering commitment. They also have a huge additional layer of stress because they are gay.

by Anonymousreply 16305/06/2021

[quote] I think Oreos are more his speed.

I wonder if he's even met Tim Scott.

by Anonymousreply 16405/06/2021

There is a shitload of projection and straight-up mental illness on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 16505/06/2021

Well put r163

Like most threads here r165 Why should this one be any different?

by Anonymousreply 16605/06/2021

People are discussing their opinions on a discussion board r165? Gasp.

by Anonymousreply 16705/06/2021

Chasten could transition to a new role as shop bottom at one of the finer establishments. He could meet someone nice who lives a more quiet and sheltered lifestyle, with trips to the public library on his lunch hour and community theatre productions to spice up Friday nights.

by Anonymousreply 16805/06/2021

I see Chasten as the type who on moving to DC promptly got in touch with a few guys, straight and gay, to play Dungeons and Dragons with and barely notices that Pete isn't around. He and Pete make time every weekend for a movie, which they watch under afghans with plenty of snacks. One or twice Pete will suggest Chasten find a squash partner.

by Anonymousreply 16905/06/2021

[quote] Chasten could transition to a new role as shop bottom at one of the finer establishments.

He'd have to lose weight for that. as well. And even then, he couldn't get that job at one of the finer establishments.

by Anonymousreply 17005/06/2021

"I hope my boring plain JOBLESS husband gains more weight" = Said by No Gay Husband EVER....

by Anonymousreply 17105/06/2021

I'm sure they make blue Walmart vests in his size.

by Anonymousreply 17205/06/2021

I wonder if they will be bringing a kid in the mix soon. It would give Chasten something to do and help Pete's image as normal family man.

by Anonymousreply 17305/06/2021

Will Chasten be breastfeeding?

by Anonymousreply 17405/06/2021

Please, who hasn’t gained 20 pounds I. The last 14 months!?!

by Anonymousreply 17505/06/2021

Today: Chunky househusband

Tomorrow: My 600 Pound Life

by Anonymousreply 17605/06/2021

R173 = Another sign it is over = Pete is not going to raise a kid with an EX husband. He knows Chasten is not the one and sure ain't stupid enough to spend the next 18 years working HIS schedule around Chastens. It is over with these two. It's all right in front of us...Over 3 YEARS ago Pete said he wanted kids. Now he probably wants them with his next husband.

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by Anonymousreply 17705/06/2021

Fatty fatty two by four!

by Anonymousreply 17805/06/2021

Is Pete shooting blanks, or is Chasten barren?

by Anonymousreply 17905/06/2021

BUTT BABIES DON'T LIVE!

by Anonymousreply 18005/06/2021

Reality is that even in IN Chasten was a 3 on his best day. He just lucked out and snagged a vunerable,messed up guy who was above his league out of the gate. It was over when it started . Pete getting more familiar with being gay and finding the gay world made it inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 18105/06/2021

Is Rachel Maddow posting on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 18205/06/2021

DC Urban Mom is being nasty as usual.

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R183 = The mini-series will be much better after Chasten gets dumped and Pete becomes the first official Gay Bachelor on ABC this fall....

by Anonymousreply 18405/06/2021

Pete trolls are fantasizing Pete leaving Chesten to be with him.

by Anonymousreply 18505/06/2021

Are there no photos of Chubby Chasten?

by Anonymousreply 18605/06/2021

R186 = Jobless Chasten is probably waiting for Inside Edition to throw him a few bucks to share his story.

by Anonymousreply 18705/06/2021

R186 yessss id like to see a pic of chubby chasten too. I have an insane crush on him.

by Anonymousreply 18805/06/2021

Start by changing up those dumb af looking glasses.

by Anonymousreply 18905/07/2021

Chasten may consider consultinñg with 'Mother' Pence for advice. Talking with another Hoosier of Indiana spouse who has experience in this situation could be quite helpful.

Applying the 'Mother' rule, Pete would not meet alone with another man for lunch, business, etc.

by Anonymousreply 19005/07/2021

Thank goodness Pete will never be a Lá Sènatrice and become a mistress to an 🍊 conman.

by Anonymousreply 19105/07/2021

It would be a good start, R189. I think he was going for a sort of 1980s version of a classic tortoiseshell preppy/literary Thornhill Hodges Pennypacker IV look but took a detour dangerously close to this:

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r186 Google "endomorph"

by Anonymousreply 19305/07/2021

I wanna fuck chubby Chasten!

by Anonymousreply 19405/07/2021

For those asking to see a recent pic of Chasten.

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by Anonymousreply 19505/07/2021

I like to FUCK but I don't like to get FUCKED.

I like very much to get sucked but I RARELY suck.

Does this mean I'm a TOTAL top?

by Anonymousreply 19605/07/2021

Yes, R196.

by Anonymousreply 19705/07/2021

Pete is a shallow bitch. Five more pounds on Chasten and Pete will toss him out and find a more disciplined guy who knows the rules and follows them.

by Anonymousreply 19805/07/2021

Chasten NO

But Pete is cute and QUITE doable.

by Anonymousreply 19905/07/2021

R183 - I didn't know that site was still around, but that's tame for what Deranged Cunt Urban Mom used to be.

by Anonymousreply 20005/07/2021

R195 - wow, he really has changed. He looks better with the shaved head.

by Anonymousreply 20105/07/2021

Seems to be a widespread idea that because a poster finds Chasten unattractive, Pete does (or soon will) also. There also seems to be animosity based on jealousy.

As for gaining (gasp!) 20 pounds, Pete's not as shallow as most guys. Again, more projection. If you actually read Chasten's book, it was Pete who was completely smitten, Chasten didn't "snag" him.

by Anonymousreply 20205/07/2021

Welcome, Chasten R202 !!

*air kisses*

by Anonymousreply 20305/07/2021

Chasten is putting on weight for fatherhood. Will they go for adoption or a surrogate?

by Anonymousreply 20405/07/2021

If you fantasize about Pete, you're pretty boring, Pete and fantasy do not go in the same sentence.

by Anonymousreply 20505/07/2021

trade up to a hot whore like Colton

Even trashy Colton wouldn't touch Cartoon Pete.

by Anonymousreply 20605/07/2021

Chasten will have an ass baby r204

by Anonymousreply 20705/07/2021

[quote]Chasten may consider consultinñg with 'Mother' Pence for advice. Talking with another Hoosier of Indiana spouse who has experience in this situation could be quite helpful.

I think they've been spotted at JCPenney shopping for housecoats together.

by Anonymousreply 20805/07/2021

Chasten has something in common with MM - folks who hate them because they’re married to the object of their obsession.

by Anonymousreply 20905/07/2021

Yes r209 on DL it's called jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 21005/07/2021

This is DC and his husband is a part of the elite. With many of those hot gay escorts/porn models also acting as personal trainers. Why is Chasten slacking in the fitness and nutrition side of his life? He has the time, and connections. Money is no issue for guys in his situation.

Pete has so many temptations in DC now. So many wealthier, well-connected, better looking and higher aspired gay men around. Chasten is in serious trouble.

by Anonymousreply 21105/07/2021

R206 I heard that Colton was having money problems before the Netflix deal which I doubt pays all that much. I assume he may be the type to get on his knees to secure a man with stable income and a few million in the bank. Pete fits the mold though I agree, Colton will want someone with some looks.

by Anonymousreply 21205/07/2021

I think Pete wants someone with brains first, body second, and in the case of Chasten he's not getting a deal on either. I want to see him with an intelligent guy that has the qualities posted at r79 Make the guy a polyglot while we are at it building Pete's trade-up.

by Anonymousreply 21305/07/2021

I see someone like this in Pete's future. Fit, young, smart, and ambitious.

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by Anonymousreply 21405/07/2021

I'm thinking Pete is long and thick, possible mushroom head. Maltese are ethnically Italian, so you know he's got a big hog in those pants.

by Anonymousreply 21505/07/2021

Pete's new office intern.

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by Anonymousreply 21605/07/2021

Sad to see DLers here have never known love and never will.

by Anonymousreply 21705/07/2021

r217, Amen

by Anonymousreply 21805/07/2021

I really hope these two make it for the long haul. Although, there may be some truth to all the snark here. I remember Chasten had jokingly complained that Pete once only brought them each a small serving of ice cream from a pint. So obviously it's a concern of Pete's. I do think really loves him though.

by Anonymousreply 21905/07/2021

Like so many svelte young ladies Chasten got her man and once she felt she had him for good she decided she had no reason to look pretty any more. Somebody better tell her that a good wife is always a saint in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. Men don't like fat whores.

by Anonymousreply 22005/07/2021

Here come the muumuus and caftans.... and turbans!

by Anonymousreply 22105/07/2021

It's unfortunate for Chasten to reside around Washington DC, Maryland, and Virginia where there are no sports, walking trails, bicycles, swimming pools, beaches, fitness centers or running tracks. Terrible.

by Anonymousreply 22205/07/2021

We may not know live but we also don’t know what it’s live to gain 20 lbs in a year. Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 22305/07/2021

[quote]Sad to see DLers here have never known love and never will.

I've known love, and Chasten wouldn't have even had a second glance from me. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 22405/07/2021

Everybody fat-shaming Mrs. Buttigieg while currently wearing a caftan raise your hand.

Thought so.

by Anonymousreply 22505/07/2021

If one has gained 20 lbs., new pants are needed. I don't like tight clothes, and it doesn't look and feel comfortable. Tight clothes highlight fat unless one is slim. If he works to lose 20 lbs, That may take several months at a minimum.

by Anonymousreply 22605/07/2021

20lbs on someone that short is like 50lbs on a normal sized person.

by Anonymousreply 22705/07/2021

He'll have to shop in the "Husky" section now

by Anonymousreply 22805/07/2021

Where’s the nudes?

by Anonymousreply 22905/07/2021

R223 speak for yourself. I could gain that much in a week!

by Anonymousreply 23005/07/2021

Pete faked a bike ride in D.C. But the DNC controlled Snopes thinks you shouldn't know about it.

by Anonymousreply 23105/07/2021

R231 = delusional Trumpster

by Anonymousreply 23205/07/2021

Does she buy her caftans at Lane Bryant?

by Anonymousreply 23305/07/2021

R226 Many of us former chubs have hungry fat cells distributed somewhat evenly throughout the body, just waiting to absorb a lazy 20lb gain. No wardrobe change req'd, except maybe a notch out of the belt. A dangerous benefit of being a reformed fattie.

by Anonymousreply 23405/07/2021

He’s such a frau.

by Anonymousreply 23505/07/2021

At least a Frau goes out and does...whatever they do. I'm guessing he is massively depressed, homesick, and knows he is completely out of his element in DC. Pete is (understandably) consumed with work, and probably never thought Chasten would take to his fainting/tweeting/eating couch in such a fashion. I'm starting to think he won't need to get dumped. He probably just wants to go back home and in his mind he's already half packed.

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by Anonymousreply 23605/07/2021

It took me 2 years to get down to normal weight. I was 80 lbs.overweight accumulated over years. I tried a lot of diets and exercise to lose it. Finally, I created my own routine and lost 2-3 pounds per week. If I eat a big meal, that will add weight. I won't allow myself to gain one pound now. However, I don't get hungry much anymore. Losing 20 lbs. isn't tough if you can figure out what works for you.

by Anonymousreply 23705/07/2021

Maybe that can be Chasten's new book/hook. "The DC Diet". He could become a diet maven.

by Anonymousreply 23805/07/2021

[quote] Does she buy her caftans at Lane Bryant?

I hear he's now being sponsored by 'The Stout Girl's Shop'.

by Anonymousreply 23905/07/2021

Most of you queens are more than 20lb overweight.

by Anonymousreply 24005/07/2021

[quote]I gained twenty pounds during COVID and felt awful about it. Then a good friend told me "maybe just dress the body you have and stop worrying about it." So I finally went and bought new pants. I'm very grateful for having such good friends... and also for these bigger pants.

Christ he sounds like such a fucking woman. Instant dick-wilter.

by Anonymousreply 24105/07/2021

If you gain 20 pounds, how many inches is that? Is it like going from a 32 waist to a 40 waist?

by Anonymousreply 24205/07/2021

Dear Chasten = we know you are here = You know what helps with weight loss?.....A FUCKING JOB!!!.......Chasten playing Jobless Trophy Husband---with his looks---cannot possibly be going over well with Pete, who probably walks by Primo Hot Cock everyday at the Transportation Department...

by Anonymousreply 24305/07/2021

R242, it depends on how you carry your weight, but in most cases you wouldn't gain a full 8 inches in the waist just from 20 spare pounds

by Anonymousreply 24405/07/2021

This thread embodies the things I hate about the internet and social media, people feel free to be hateful. racist, homophobic, misogynistic, under the cloak of anonymity.

by Anonymousreply 24505/07/2021

Get fucked r245

by Anonymousreply 24605/07/2021

It's just short drive up to Baltimore and Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway.

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Bad link.

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Why is it getting so hard to post an image link!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 24905/07/2021

R213] - in DC and NoVa burbs, younger men (millennials) are generally expected to stay trim and generally in-shape, even during the quarantine. People say that this area is full of ugly people, but even if guys don't look like models there's a culture nowadays of staying healthy and fit. To Instagram a picture of themed Oreos and say "Happy Easter" would seem trashy and lowbrow, rightfully so

by Anonymousreply 25005/07/2021

Pete is so hot. I would love to worship him.

by Anonymousreply 25105/07/2021

R245 = "cloak of anonymity"?......I think not...For your information my name is Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter and I own 51% of this website. I could care less who knows it!!

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by Anonymousreply 25205/07/2021

[quote] About Pete's fake bike ride: There was an unspecified security alert that day, so his detail nixed the bike ride.

That's why I skip the gym some days. Because of unspecified security alerts. Not laziness.

by Anonymousreply 25305/07/2021

No fats no femmes

by Anonymousreply 25405/07/2021

At this point, I feel the discussion has moved beyond his "pesky pounds" and into a fair dialogue about if he is really the right fit for Pete and Pete's future trajectory. Elizabeth Edwards was no Skinny Minnie (which, harridan she was rumored to be behind the scenes aside, endeared her to many of the "regular folk" voter base). Her intelligence and savvy helped drive his political career. (Until that dumb fuck screwed himself over, and she had to do that whole "dying" thing, but I digress.)

Chasten, thin or fat, isn't up to the task, in my opinion. He doesn't have the stones, he doesn't have the brains, and it appears he doesn't have the interest. He doesn't even have the sort of charm that would at least make his fellow political spouses swoon and be sure he is invited to all of the right events. He was a safe choice for Pete to get where he is now, but you need to be a fucking shark to last in that environment, prop your spouse up and move them even higher, but I think what we have in Chasten is a well fed minnow.

by Anonymousreply 25505/07/2021

Why are you so invested in their relationship, R255?

You type psycho. Get help.

by Anonymousreply 25605/07/2021

Get fucked r256 this is an interesting discussion.

by Anonymousreply 25705/07/2021

I think Chasten handled himself quite well on the campaign trail. Maybe he's a little lost right now, but I think he'll find his footing.

by Anonymousreply 25805/07/2021

^ Amazing support during Pete's campaign. Chasten was a star in his own right and more than any other spouse.

by Anonymousreply 25905/07/2021

I don't care what anyone says. I think he looks great!

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by Anonymousreply 26005/07/2021

R258 Fair and good point. So, if you were his advisor, what would you recommend he do to find his footing now?

by Anonymousreply 26105/07/2021

R258 = Chasten posting because Pete is "working late"....AGAIN....Jobless Balding Chubby Chasten has a future ticket to Splitsville. Too Lazy to work. Too Lazy to work out....Pete has a plan for that and I bet Petes NEXT husband will be hot and in shape.

by Anonymousreply 26205/07/2021

Pete should hook up with David Muir. They would be such a great power couple.

by Anonymousreply 26305/07/2021

Chasten is a fellow at the Kennedy school at Harvard. He had enough on his hands.

by Anonymousreply 26405/07/2021

Cute

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R264 Seriously? On what fucking merit? He was an elementary school teacher for 7 minutes?

Wait a minute. To his Wiki!

[Chasten] Buttigieg was a Harvard Institute of Politics Fellow for the fall 2020 virtual semester.[26]

OK, just some bullshit window dressing of a bone they threw to him, probably to get in good with Pete:

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Pete's 3 am text to Hunter "Porkys asleep."

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by Anonymousreply 26705/07/2021

R266 are you a Harvard grad? You act knowledgeable.

by Anonymousreply 26805/07/2021

Chasten is like Ivana or Joan....Once the political husband dumps them nobody cares....Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state. And since he won't work I am betting Hikksville is where he will be shipped back to when Pete sends him packing....

by Anonymousreply 26905/07/2021

Chubby Tubby

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Aww fatty doggo

by Anonymousreply 27105/07/2021

R269 has left 32 responses on this thread. The Secret Service should be alerted. Some of his posts:

Chasten knows Pete is going to dump him---and this is probably Chastens way of making Pete the villain for dumping him for being fat...

JOBLESS and BALDING and FAT.....oh my....I smell DIVORCE....

R6 = Pete knows Chasten is first husband material. He knows better than to saddle himself (and his future husband) with sharing kids with Chasten. That's why he backed off from having kids with Chasten the balding public school teacher. The sooner he cuts Chasten loose the cheaper it will be so I wouldn't be surprised if an announcement is coming soon...

"I love having a boring jobless husband who gets fat" ------->>> Said NO gay husband ever.......This marriage is in trouble...

Pete had hot college guys fawing over him on the campaign trail. He already knows he can do better. Chasten clearly will not work and his new hobby is getting fat. Pete is not going to share his future wealth with a balding nobody. Pete is going Hollywood when he leaves DC and I am betting he will have a divorce by then because he doesn't need Chazten anymore.

R117 Pete will become one of the most "eligible bachelors" the second he dumps Chasten. He knows it. Why waste his time with this guy when Pete could be getting some serious Grade-A men...I have a feeling Chasten knows he is going to get dumped and is just laying the groundwork for excuses to make Pete look bad.

Chasten is heading for DUMPSTERVILLE---and we all know it. By the way his book was a dud and Chastens net worth is only 100,000. AND he doesn't have Petes house in Hicksville anymore. And he doesn't work. Good luck apartment hunting....This will be an epic splitsville and Chasten is in zero position to come out a winner unless he announces a Pete Tell All....I never believed that whole "we met on a non sexual gay app" BS...Pete is not keeping basic unattractive Chasten.

"I have hot guys hitting on me. I have a husband getting fat who won't get a job.. Maybe it's time to make a change in my life" = Things Pete thinks about every day.....LoL

Another Tell Tale Sign = Pete doesn't do interviews with Chasten anymore. They used to team up for interviews. Not anymore. FYI = Pete is such an attention whore he was even shilling out interviews on the day of Bidens Inaugruration.....

DL has not come to terms that Pete is a Gay Guy who is neither a TOP or a BOTTOM. He is one of those gay guys who refuse to do either. Article Linked.

R49 = Yep. Pete is neither. Look at that clown--does he look like he does anal?...He probably thinks its beneath him...

R56 = Exactly. He is clearly lazy. Maybe Chastens next book will be about divorce?....LoL

Pete reminds me of a military guy I dated once. Cute (in his own way). Smart. Good Job..Seemingly "husband material"....But could NOT suck a dick to save his life. Just the worst experience ever. I have a feeling that's Pete. And Chasten getting fat and jobless means this relationship is doomed...Enjoy your divorce...

by Anonymousreply 27205/08/2021

More from the very mentally healthy R269:

"Honey. I did not work but I did tweet some today. How was your day" = Pete listening to his unemployed manwife and wondering how to break the news to Chasten that he is going to trade up for a better husband...

The BUTTIGIEG MARRIAGE = Pete. Transportation Secretary.....Chasten. Jobless Starbucks Patron.

Pete looks like the guy who is going to send his LAWYERS to the apartment one day to "explain" to Chasten the marriage is over and he needs to start packing. Chasten is jobless and thinks he can just live the trophy twink life without being a trophy OR a twink. The end is nigh on this marriage..

Chasten 2021 = I am a jobless Trophy Twink. Life is wonderful in D.C. ...........Chasten 2022 = "How much is the deposit on your studio apartments?. Do you allow dogs? How far is the closest Dairy Queen?"

R92 = Exactly. Pete is handling this whole thing the right way to come out of this the Good Guy. When they announce their split Petes side will leak the "Chasten wouldn't work" info. Pete knows he can go to Hollywood and get primo dick and doesn't need Chasten anymore. Chastens book was a dud--you can buy it for 2 bucks on Amazon....

Chasten is going to lose about 185 pounds when Pete kicks him out.

R99 = Nailed it. Once Pete and Chasten split, Pete will be automatically be the "most eligible gay bachelor".. Pete can generate headlines by just going on a date--he sure won't need basic Chasten for anything.

Uh Oh.....(LINK)----Just a few months ago Pete spent weeks away from Chasten already (because of Covid exposure---which makes no sense since he would have had the vaccine since then)---and during that time Chasten was sending "miss you" messages of desperation on Social Media. Why not CALL your husband if you miss him?...I bet Pete was having REAL fun without Chasten around.

"I went to work today" = Pete......"I did NOT work today but I laid around the house and tweeted about how fat I am now" = Chasten......oh my.....Even Iyanla couldn't save this marriage.

FACT = Colton Underwood has a better chance of being married to Pete in 3 years than Chasten does.

This marriage is over. The only question is the expiration date. Look at these two. They look boring and you know their sex life matches it.

"I hope my boring plain JOBLESS husband gains more weight" = Said by No Gay Husband EVER....

R173 = Another sign it is over = Pete is not going to raise a kid with an EX husband. He knows Chasten is not the one and sure ain't stupid enough to spend the next 18 years working HIS schedule around Chastens. It is over with these two. It's all right in front of us...Over 3 YEARS ago Pete said he wanted kids. Now he probably wants them with his next husband.

R183 = The mini-series will be much better after Chasten gets dumped and Pete becomes the first official Gay Bachelor on ABC this fall....

R186 = Jobless Chasten is probably waiting for Inside Edition to throw him a few bucks to share his story.

Dear Chasten = we know you are here = You know what helps with weight loss?.....A FUCKING JOB!!!.......Chasten playing Jobless Trophy Husband---with his looks---cannot possibly be going over well with Pete, who probably walks by Primo Hot Cock everyday at the Transportation Department...

R245 = "cloak of anonymity"?......I think not...For your information my name is Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter and I own 51% of this website. I could care less who knows it!!

R258 = Chasten posting because Pete is "working late"....AGAIN....Jobless Balding Chubby Chasten has a future ticket to Splitsville. Too Lazy to work. Too Lazy to work out....Pete has a plan for that and I bet Petes NEXT husband will be hot and in shape.

Chasten is like Ivana or Joan....Once the political husband dumps them nobody cares...Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state. And since he won't work I am betting Hikksville is where he will be shipped back to when Pete sends him packing....

by Anonymousreply 27305/08/2021

[quote]Chasten is a JOBLESS guy from a hillbilly state.

Fuck you, R269!

by Anonymousreply 27405/08/2021

^^^ Stalker Alert ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 27505/08/2021

Chasten is no different from any other frau who gets married. They give up on the looks and waistline once they got a man. Trouble is that kids may hold together a doomed hetero relationship. The Buttigieg's have none of that. Pete is a flying star. If Chaz can't keep up, well... he must return to his own kind.

by Anonymousreply 27605/08/2021

Geez, get a life, R272. Who cares what R269 posted?

by Anonymousreply 27705/08/2021

How do the people posting on this thread know that Pete doesn't like guys on the chunky side?

by Anonymousreply 27805/08/2021

R278 they don’t. Chasten has always had a round baby face. I’d hit it even at 20lbs heavier.

by Anonymousreply 27905/08/2021

[quote]I think Chasten handled himself quite well on the campaign trail. Maybe he's a little lost right now, but I think he'll find his footing

Agree. The weight gain wasn't planned, but there is no indication Casten and Pete are at major odds beyond the usual spats an average, committed, married couple may have.

Chasten isn't a troublemaker. The guy needs new pants. Go buy them, exercise, and cut back on the carbs.

Get a teaching job for the fall since the major pandemic restrictions will be lifted by then for schools.

by Anonymousreply 28005/08/2021

[quote] Get a teaching job for the fall since the major pandemic restrictions will be lifted by then for schools.

What?? And give up all this luxury?

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by Anonymousreply 28105/08/2021

R281, are you sure that pic isn't Miss Lindsey? Look at that telephone by the he TV.

by Anonymousreply 28205/08/2021

I admire his body positivity, but I'd be mortified if my partner gained 20 lbs and simply bought bigger pants / developed a "wgaf" attitude instead of working to lose the weight.

by Anonymousreply 28305/08/2021

[quote]...I'd be mortified if my partner gained 20 lbs and simply bought bigger pants / developed a "wgaf" attitude instead of working to lose the weight.

Then you're selfish and shallow.

by Anonymousreply 28405/08/2021

Welcome to Datalounge r284 and thanks for the compliments!

Selfish and Shallow is also the name of one of our delightful house cocktails.

by Anonymousreply 28505/08/2021

Don't worry, everyone, we're planning an intervention.

by Anonymousreply 28605/08/2021

I have my own Wiki page now, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 28705/08/2021

Weight gain is unacceptable for a political wife.

by Anonymousreply 28805/08/2021

Per R287's link, it says Chasten performed improv comedy in Chicago. First I heard that. Anyone see him?

by Anonymousreply 28905/08/2021

Always thought Chasten was cuter than Pete. I'd take him off his hands, extra pounds and all.

by Anonymousreply 29005/08/2021

Hmmm...

Breathless Gio Benitez lands exclusive one-on-one interview with Pete Buttigieg!

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by Anonymousreply 29105/08/2021

Chasten should stay home having baby after baby and eating bonbons.

by Anonymousreply 29205/08/2021

Pete is very busy. That infrastructure plan is a very big deal for the Biden administration to get implemented.

by Anonymousreply 29305/08/2021

[quote]Pete is not going to share his future wealth with a balding nobody. Pete is going Hollywood when he leaves DC and I am betting he will have a divorce by then because he doesn't need Chazten anymore.

They got married in some kind of church, and Pete is a holy roller. There won't be any divorce, because Pete made a vow before GOD to stay faithful to this fatty FOREVER.

by Anonymousreply 29405/08/2021

If you are wondering Pete is gonna leave his man, think again.

Here's Pete, spotted with Chasten enjoying this weekend together with his husband.

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by Anonymousreply 29505/08/2021

R273 = Hi Chasten....it's nice of you to take time away from your weight gain to visit.....LoL

by Anonymousreply 29605/08/2021

Pete doesn't look so good in R295's pic. Is he ill?

by Anonymousreply 29705/08/2021

Article Link = When your partner refuses to work"....Interesting....

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by Anonymousreply 29805/08/2021

Chasten should do a series of tasteful nudes. Who wouldn't love to see a high-def pic of his fuzzy nuts and spongy cock head dripping a pearl of pre-cum?

by Anonymousreply 29905/08/2021

I've known several male couple where one partner essentially stopped working shortly after they got settled in to domestic life. None of the relationships lasted for very long.

by Anonymousreply 30005/08/2021

"Several male couples." Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 30105/08/2021

They really need an Onlyfans to supplement their finances.

by Anonymousreply 30205/08/2021

[quote]Article Link = When your partner refuses to work"....Interesting....

Chasten = Peggy Bundy

by Anonymousreply 30305/08/2021

R295 = Pete looks like he has lost some weight. I can only see his eyes but he looks sad to me. They don't look very affectionate in that photo...I hope Pete finds joy in his life with a partner who has a job and goals. Whoever that may be....Also is it just me or does Chastens jacket look XL?

by Anonymousreply 30405/08/2021

[quote] I can only see his eyes but he looks sad to me.

I noticed the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 30505/08/2021

Chasten is cuter!

by Anonymousreply 30605/08/2021

Who are these people who wish ill of good people on our team? Are they all Maggots?

by Anonymousreply 30705/08/2021

I second the suggestion of tasteful nudes.

by Anonymousreply 30805/08/2021

Why is there an epidemic of "I want to be a writer"? Writing should be a hobby like many other vocations. I advocate that Americans should study STEM. Not the fancy degrees like Art History etc. Just because Universities have such departments, does not mean Americans should end up studying them as they are not really a career, more like a hobby really. Chasten should get a Project management job or something like that, which eventually makes for good pay.

by Anonymousreply 30905/08/2021

Chasten should continue teaching so that Education will be his field as First Gentleman. Or it could be tackling obesity.

by Anonymousreply 31005/08/2021

Because young queers have needs...

by Anonymousreply 31105/08/2021

QUESTION = Has Chasten worked in YEARS?....Pete announced his presidential run in April 2019 and Chasten "took time off" to campaign. But if Chasten never went back to work what is his deal?....I hope Pete finds a nice guy with a JOB who will make an amazing spouse and contribute to a better life, not someone whosits at home all day and tweets about gaining weight....

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by Anonymousreply 31205/08/2021

Ride your bike dou he v

by Anonymousreply 31305/08/2021

Ride it boy.

by Anonymousreply 31405/08/2021

A guy who mumbles.

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by Anonymousreply 31505/08/2021

eating > working

by Anonymousreply 31605/08/2021

Stop eating Oreos you fat fuck! No wonder you've gained 20 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 31705/08/2021

Tom Ford says that the minute his pants start to get tight, he never! buys new pants. He restricts until he gets back to model sample size over the next few days or week. I follow Tom Fords philosophy. Single gays with no children or health issues should always keep fit.

Chasten was no twig to begin with. He probably looks huge 20 lbs heavier.

by Anonymousreply 31805/08/2021

[quote]I can't imagine a grown man not having a job.—That ain't right

I cant imagine that woman have been doing that for centuries and no one blinks an eye. Talk about sexist double standards!

by Anonymousreply 31905/08/2021

DL mommy's basement dwellers don't have jobs either.

by Anonymousreply 32005/08/2021

[quote]Tom Ford says that the minute his pants start to get tight, he never! buys new pants. He restricts until he gets back to model sample size

And yet, looks at the ugly gaunt old troll he lives with. Not exactly inspirational if that's what all that work is for.

by Anonymousreply 32105/08/2021

It’s pretty convenient to have such pedestrian gossip fodder - “Oooh, I’m getting fat!”. I’ll be more interested when they hit the gay midlife crisis wall. One starts torching bubbles of meth while the other sits on large lubed feet - that will be good gossip.

by Anonymousreply 32205/08/2021

I wonder how many of the people wanting Pete to dump Chasten and seek what they would consider a hotter, more worthy spouse are truly happy in their own lives. If two people, whom most here don't know personally, being a couple bothers these posters that much I imagine these people are constantly looking to "upgrade" in their own lives and can never learn to love.

by Anonymousreply 323Last Sunday at 12:01 AM

R323 they are lonely bitter people.

by Anonymousreply 324Last Sunday at 12:16 AM

R323 = Chasten?....Hey, Girl....Any job plans ?

by Anonymousreply 325Last Sunday at 12:42 AM

I totally agree R290. But I hope I get to Chubby Chasten first!😉

by Anonymousreply 326Last Sunday at 1:10 AM

Pete was a "stocky" kid. He wasn't excessive with the pudginess, but didn't look the athletic type. He was the brainy young nerd.

Certainly, being in the military got him very toned. Before that, his physical appearance in college seemed average.

I commend Pete for staying in good shape as he aged.

School age pic:

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by Anonymousreply 327Last Sunday at 5:21 AM

Hey Chasten, call me babe! I love dadbods!

by Anonymousreply 328Last Sunday at 5:28 AM

One of the two can go straight and go for Melinda Gate$.

by Anonymousreply 329Last Sunday at 8:09 AM

Are they THE gay celebrity couple? It looks like it from this thread.

by Anonymousreply 330Last Sunday at 8:19 AM

A bedroom tip for Pete - the taut skin under a man's distended belly can be an erogenous zone

by Anonymousreply 331Last Sunday at 8:38 AM

Sound advice, R329. I certainly know who I have my eye on...once I give birth.

by Anonymousreply 332Last Sunday at 8:43 AM

I spotted Chasten and Karen Pence shopping for Spanx together.

by Anonymousreply 333Last Sunday at 8:49 AM

Some men in relationships actually love each other and it's not all about the sex. Besides, I'm stuck in DC, I had to quit my job, and I never see my husband anymore. Maybe I have a little poundcake with my coffee, maybe (like my husband) I'll take a bike ride, but have my bike delivered to the destination beforehand to avoid the hills. You try dealing having to pretend to understand what Joe is mumbling about at a dinner party or listening to Kamala go on...and on and on and on about herself while never letting your smile fade. So what if a few extra pigs in a blanket to get through a cocktail party. Like my best friend in Indiana said, there is just more of me to love and the more of me needs size 36 pants. Stop judging me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 334Last Sunday at 8:50 AM

r330 No, THE gay celebrity couple is Connor Jessup and Miles Heizer.

by Anonymousreply 335Last Sunday at 9:26 AM

The two are safe around Succubus Sénatrice. She seduces only heterosexually married men outside of rent boys and trade.

by Anonymousreply 336Last Sunday at 10:17 AM

"Mother" Pence is a thrifty shopper. Chasten could ask her to help him fine-tune his spousal shopping skills, either in Indiana or in the northern Virginia suburbs.

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by Anonymousreply 337Last Sunday at 10:28 AM

R93, whoa he's got Elizabeth Moss's teeth!

by Anonymousreply 338Last Sunday at 10:43 AM

It's gone past the fat though. It really has nothing to do with that. Pete needs someone like r101 and R136 have mentioned. Pete needs someone on another intellectual and sophisticated level.

I thought by now that Chasten would have been "adopted" by other political spouses, but they seem to be uninterested. Maybe they tried and it was a collective "Oh, dear".

by Anonymousreply 339Last Sunday at 10:49 AM

[quote]Are they THE gay celebrity couple? It looks like it from this thread.

In DC they certainly are.

by Anonymousreply 340Last Sunday at 10:57 AM

r339 Maybe they're actually in love with each other and committed to their marriage. Not everyone is as cold blooded as r101 & r136

by Anonymousreply 341Last Sunday at 10:58 AM

r341 Yes Frau. Don't you have some scrapbooking to do?

by Anonymousreply 342Last Sunday at 11:00 AM

I wonder if Senator Gillibrand still wants to go shopping with him?

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by Anonymousreply 343Last Sunday at 11:00 AM

We need a video of Pete and Chasten shopping together!

by Anonymousreply 344Last Sunday at 11:06 AM

I don't even know where to start at that photo posted by r343.

by Anonymousreply 345Last Sunday at 11:07 AM

r345 What's wrong with it? I think it's cute. And you can see Chasten was developing a bit of a pot belly even then!

by Anonymousreply 346Last Sunday at 11:09 AM

[quote][R339] Maybe they're actually in love with each other and committed to their marriage. Not everyone is as cold blooded as [R101] & [R136]

Sorry but this is another realm. It's not Middle America. Chasten is too tacky and frivolous for the kind of echelon Pete is now in, and wants to advance in.

by Anonymousreply 347Last Sunday at 11:12 AM

[quote]"Mother" Pence is a thrifty shopper.

Is she a frugal Hoosier?

by Anonymousreply 348Last Sunday at 11:15 AM

r347 The American people want a relatable First Gentleman; someone str8 people can look at and say "He's just like me". They want an average guy they can picture watching reality shows like Real Housewives or 19 and Counting, not some jaded vampire hanging out at the Pines, making bitchy remarks (full of obscure literary references) about the Uber driver he fucked ten minutes ago.

Don't you think Pete considered this when he decided to marry Chasten?

by Anonymousreply 349Last Sunday at 11:57 AM

r349 you are so wrong it's ridiculous. It says a lot about you that you assume we mean some bitchy Pines queen who's promiscuous. God, you just don't get it at all.

by Anonymousreply 350Last Sunday at 12:00 PM

r350 I know who you all have in mind: Yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 351Last Sunday at 12:14 PM

Nope r351. Just saying that some posters here are quite limited.

by Anonymousreply 352Last Sunday at 12:26 PM

Due to Covid, I doubt Pete & Chasten have been to many cocktail parties since being in Washington. There may be some small gatherings occurring involving some of Pete's colleagues that are basically work-related 'meet and greets'. Pete stikes me as the type that will bring work home to do.

by Anonymousreply 353Last Sunday at 12:30 PM

It seems to me that Pete is super busy right now on a very difficult learning curve. This really is his make or break moment and I don't think either one of them want to fuck it up. Having said that, I imagine Chas is feeling VERY left out of everything! It shows. This period may be the most difficult test of their marriage, yet. I wish them well.

by Anonymousreply 354Last Sunday at 12:35 PM

Maybe this is why there are so many single and bitter whores on DL, myself included. After a few years the hot sex starts to fade for all couples. Yes, attraction is key, but having a reliable partner who will always be on your side and have your best interests in mind is like finding a needle in a haystack. The instahos are a dime a dozen. I think Chasten was an asset to Pete when he was running for President.

by Anonymousreply 355Last Sunday at 12:36 PM

Pete is from a bit more prominent socio-economic family compared to Chasten. But they knew that right after they met. Chasten is a college graduate, so it is not like there wasn't ambition and a career goal.

by Anonymousreply 356Last Sunday at 12:41 PM

^Yes R355 but is that enough. That couple is on a very public stage in a history making situation for gays everywhere. The question that will always be there 'is homosexual love as good as heterosexual love?' Boils down to human rights. It seem that somebody or something always has to suffer, so whose turn is it now?

by Anonymousreply 357Last Sunday at 12:41 PM

They should find things for Chasten to do where he can show his puppy-dog charm; like appearing regularly on daytime talk shows like The View, or as a Guest Judge on AGT.

by Anonymousreply 358Last Sunday at 12:49 PM

[quote]That couple is on a very public stage in a history making situation for gays everywhere. The question that will always be there 'is homosexual love as good as heterosexual love?' Boils down to human rights.

The previous First Lady was an actual prostitute. Chasten will be just fine.

by Anonymousreply 359Last Sunday at 1:13 PM

If he wanted to be useful he could take the lead to bring back KFC Potato Wedges.

by Anonymousreply 360Last Sunday at 1:15 PM

Pete and Anderson Cooper would be a cute power couple. Instant picture perfect family with Wyatt.

by Anonymousreply 361Last Sunday at 1:34 PM

Anderson Cooper wouldn't be relatable to the average American. He'd test poorly.

by Anonymousreply 362Last Sunday at 1:43 PM

i hope some of that weight gain went to his already juicy ass!

by Anonymousreply 363Last Sunday at 1:56 PM

[quote] The previous First Lady was an actual prostitute. Chasten will be just fine.

Yes, but even though they were deplorables, they appeared to be heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 364Last Sunday at 2:23 PM

Pete = "Today at work I reassessed the Amtrack Budget and reviewed the Rural Bridge Structural Reports"..........Chasten = "I don't work and went to Starbucks and tweeted about spending Petes money on new pants for myself to make ME feel better about getting fat".......It is now obvious why Pete put the breaks on having a kid with Chasten..

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by Anonymousreply 365Last Sunday at 5:03 PM

Hopefully the weight all went to this ass

by Anonymousreply 366Last Sunday at 5:13 PM

R363 I guess we both have one thing on our mind

by Anonymousreply 367Last Sunday at 5:14 PM

I think others have made a good point, all hissing aside. He's not a go-getter, he's a pants pisser. He's not even interesting like Joan Kennedy. He is just a blank.

I see he hasn't tweeted for a while. I'm sure he has his Google Alert on, so perhaps we are forcing him into Hostess comfort.

by Anonymousreply 368Last Sunday at 6:29 PM

Too many Chasten haters in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 369Last Sunday at 6:32 PM

Not haters, just people who can call out a basic bitch. He's totally inappropriate for a man of Pete's career ambitions and the environment he is in.

by Anonymousreply 370Last Sunday at 6:42 PM

Pete has wanted to be President his whole life. I'm positive he considered the upside and downside of Chasten as First Gentleman way before he married him.

by Anonymousreply 371Last Sunday at 6:50 PM

r371 Well he considered wrong. How he is going to extricate himself, well, popcorn and all that.

by Anonymousreply 372Last Sunday at 6:54 PM

Chasten is cute, but 20lbs in a year isn’t healthy, and the older he gets the harder it will be to lose. 20lbs will turn into 30lbs, than 40lbs, and then lowering self esteem could push him over into obesity. Instead of getting larger pants, he should commit to exercising more.

by Anonymousreply 373Last Sunday at 6:54 PM

He was always destined to pork out. He's not genetically slim.

by Anonymousreply 374Last Sunday at 7:12 PM

He was always destined to dork out, which, in this instance is much worse.

by Anonymousreply 375Last Sunday at 7:42 PM

Chasten is a very homespun guy. Middle America will love Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 376Last Sunday at 8:19 PM

[quote] Chasten is a very homespun guy. Middle America will love Chasten.

As far as we've come, Americans still want to see their gay men neutered and non sexual. Chasten is perfect and was a bit asset to Pete on the campaign trail. If he were a gorgeous muscle god or too stylish, people would have a problem with it. A lot of Americans still have a an issue with man on man even in content. LGBT is now represented by trans and lesbians a lot of the time. I could see a butch woman or lesbian like Hillary having an easier time getting into the white house than a gay man, but we'll see.

by Anonymousreply 377Last Sunday at 9:10 PM

Yeah. Pete and Chasten look like bros, not a couple. If Pete dumps Chasten for a guy who's urbane and overcultured, America will side with Chasten!

by Anonymousreply 378Last Sunday at 9:31 PM

Disagree r377 you're projecting under a trite pretension of political savvy.

Please go take a look at Chastens Instagram during Pete’s campaign. Middle America loves these guys. Both of them are stars, individually and together.

by Anonymousreply 379Last Sunday at 9:35 PM

Chasten is not a star.

by Anonymousreply 380Last Sunday at 9:46 PM

He's dumped R379 . He knows it ,Pete knows it,we all know it . I just hope Miss Thing is stacking some ducats away for the inevitable . If not,he really IS as stupid as he sounds.

by Anonymousreply 381Last Sunday at 9:46 PM

He’s a huge asset to Pete. Huge. Ass-et. Get it?

by Anonymousreply 382Last Sunday at 9:49 PM

r381 They'll be together for another 40 years at least. DL will be celebrating when their daughter has grandbabies with her 45 year old Women's Studies advisor.

by Anonymousreply 383Last Sunday at 9:52 PM

I want a manwife like Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 384Last Sunday at 9:54 PM

Think she'll be able to fit into a size 28?

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by Anonymousreply 385Last Monday at 8:04 AM

Some of you bitches have never gotten past a 2nd date and it shows.

by Anonymousreply 386Last Monday at 8:07 AM

Chasten said he is buying new pants.

What's with this caftan nonsense? Chasten isn't Helen Roper in southern California.

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by Anonymousreply 387Last Monday at 8:42 AM

This thread is rife with internalized homophobia. Why do we always eat our own?

by Anonymousreply 388Last Monday at 9:19 AM

[quote]He's not even interesting like Joan Kennedy.

You bitches won't be satisfied until he's routinely photographed falling out of cars onto the sidewalk like on AbFab.

by Anonymousreply 389Last Monday at 10:26 AM

[quote]This thread is rife with internalized homophobia. Why do we always eat our own?

Really? I see it as people commenting that a professional person needs an appropriate spouse who is in line with his career ambitions and Chasten falls far short of that.

There's a reason why JFK married Jacqueline Bouvier, you know.

by Anonymousreply 390Last Monday at 10:29 AM

Over the pandemic I listened to the audiobooks of Pete's and Chasten's memoirs. Neither especially interesting, except by comparison of the vast differences in drive and direction between the two. Chasten just seemed always rudderless, changing schools, majors, jobs, locations in kind of a sad mediocrity. It's clear that Pete is the best thing to ever happen to him.

by Anonymousreply 391Last Monday at 11:09 AM

Exactly! r390

by Anonymousreply 392Last Monday at 11:33 AM

Video Link----->>> Petes NEXT husband, complete with hot underwear and hairy chest...You're welcome. girls.....

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by Anonymousreply 393Last Monday at 7:55 PM

Chasten should start building his rep with carefully-crafted supper parties, not too challenging or complex. He could greet his guests at their townhouse door wearing a patterned kaftan and matching turban, sweeping them into the dining room like an Auntie Mame. His infectious laugh, coupled with saucy repartee, will slowly turn the tide...

by Anonymousreply 394Last Monday at 7:58 PM

R394 = No Offense---but Pete and Chasten DINNER PARTIES?....You do know they are from Hillbilly Indiana, right?......What kind of parties do you think they know how to throw?..Pizza Rolls and Popcorn are probably high class in South Bend....Who the hell in D.C. is going to want to see what kind of lame attempt they have at a "party".?

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by Anonymousreply 395Last Monday at 8:18 PM

Pete is well-traveled, was a Rhodes Scholar and speaks several languages.

by Anonymousreply 396Last Monday at 8:21 PM

R396 = And yet he has a fat jobless husband?.....LoL

by Anonymousreply 397Last Monday at 8:26 PM

It didn't start out that way r397.

by Anonymousreply 398Last Monday at 8:33 PM

r396 He's a hillbilly's idea of a non-hillbilly.

by Anonymousreply 399Last Monday at 8:47 PM

Chasten needs to learn how to host a delightful tea or a candlelight supper from Mrs. Fairford (nee Bucket).

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by Anonymousreply 400Last Monday at 8:53 PM

Nope r399

by Anonymousreply 401Last Monday at 8:56 PM

Pete is seeing hot guys every day at work. We ALL know what that's going to lead to. And unemployed Chasten is going to be too busy laying on the couch in his fat pants to notice...LoL

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by Anonymousreply 402Last Monday at 9:04 PM

r394 They could turn it into a TV show, "Chasten's Supper Party". Every week Chasten, wearing a different pastel colored caftan, welcomes the viewer delightedly, as if they were a guest invited to his home (though it's all done in a TV studio) by saying "Well, HI-iiiiiii there! I thought you'd NEVER get here! Come. We were JUST about to sit down!" Then the camera follows him, arms outstretched, making small talk all the way ("It's just NEVER a party without YOU"), as he sweeps the viewer through to the "Dining Room" where 2 different C-list celebrities every week are already seated. The rest of the show is dinner and talk (where they all pretend to include the viewer in the conversation), capped off by Chasten telling everyone what site they can go to to get the recipe.

Pete will be proud to call him his Man after that.

by Anonymousreply 403Last Monday at 9:08 PM

Wrong window r403. Please post appropriately in the MARY! Datalounge streaming service thread. It's a most excellent idea.

by Anonymousreply 404Last Monday at 9:11 PM

Wrong window r403. Please post appropriately in the MARY! Datalounge streaming service thread. It's a most excellent idea.

by Anonymousreply 405Last Monday at 9:15 PM

Wrong window r403. Please post appropriately in the MARY! Datalounge streaming service thread. It's a most excellent idea.

by Anonymousreply 406Last Monday at 9:16 PM

I thought maybe Chasten reads DL and I was hoping to pitch it to him.

by Anonymousreply 407Last Monday at 9:19 PM

No, I don’t.

by Anonymousreply 408Last Monday at 9:27 PM

R403 = That might be an interesting idea. But it sounds like WORK and I think we can all agree that Trophy Husband Chasten would rather just tweet about buying fatter pants than actually lose a pound. LoL

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by Anonymousreply 409Last Monday at 9:35 PM

He's trying to explain away his two butt implants (10 lbs. in each cheek).

by Anonymousreply 410Last Monday at 9:35 PM

Maybe a 3rd to spice things up?

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by Anonymousreply 411Last Monday at 9:51 PM

r403 Actually I love that idea. I think with the right host it would be great fun, and I hope this gets picked up by some outfit OTHER than that shit pit World of Wonder.

The problem is, to pull something like that off, you need to be FABULOUS! And on the fabulous scale, Chasten is about a minus 5.

by Anonymousreply 412Last Monday at 10:38 PM

[quote]And unemployed Chasten is going to be too busy laying on the couch in his fat pants to notice...LoL

r409 gurl please. Chasten just makes sure the trade he has over during the day to slay his fat ass from the back is gone before Pete gets home from his 12-14 hour workdays. DC is probably the first time in his life he's had good dick!

by Anonymousreply 413Last Monday at 10:49 PM

So, Chasten is suppose to be a trophy spouse?

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by Anonymousreply 414Last Tuesday at 2:05 AM

When Pete was on the campaign trail, he met DL fave Julian Morris & his boyfriend Landon. So yes, Pete is encountering temptation:

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by Anonymousreply 415Last Tuesday at 5:18 AM

I don't know who that is in R411, but he's the perfect match for Pete since he makes 5'6" Pete look tall.

by Anonymousreply 416Last Tuesday at 5:40 AM

Chasten should then turn these elegant, becaftaned dinner parties into a regular salon. He'll be the Madame de Staël of DC, or at least the Salka Viertel. For the time being he should let others do the sparkling, though, and just make sure the canapés and drinks are refreshed.

by Anonymousreply 417Last Tuesday at 5:55 AM

Pete looks quite happy in both of those photos. at R411 and R415

Get to packing, Chasten. Score some points for being the one to come to the decision on your own (with some help from your DL pals here. )

You'll be happier, and, more importantly, Pete will be happier. No, wait, WE will be happier.

That's what is truly the most important of all.

by Anonymousreply 418Last Tuesday at 5:55 AM

If Pete wasn't famous, Landon Ross wouldn't be seen within the same zip code as him.

by Anonymousreply 419Last Tuesday at 6:08 AM

r418 He's a politician. They look happy in photos with everybody.

by Anonymousreply 420Last Tuesday at 6:12 AM

You guys are such sluts! Just because a married man meets a hot gay guy doesn't mean he wants to have sex with him and leave his husband. Maybe you would, but not every gay man is like you! Sluts!!

by Anonymousreply 421Last Tuesday at 6:18 AM

Chasten doing candlelight dinners? Will the Vicar and Councillor Mrs. Nugent be in attendance?

by Anonymousreply 422Last Tuesday at 7:33 AM

R421 are you new here ?!?

by Anonymousreply 423Last Tuesday at 7:44 AM

No, I'm not new here but it bears saying often. Sluts!!

by Anonymousreply 424Last Tuesday at 7:51 AM

Get it while its hot,Baby ! 95% of us end up alone anyway . Its just the way gay life is. Aping the hetero's by getting married,having kids,etc doesnt seem to stop the curse of gay aging.

by Anonymousreply 425Last Tuesday at 8:07 AM

Chasten is having an "unspecified security alert" between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 426Last Tuesday at 8:11 AM

[quote]So, Chasten is suppose to be a trophy spouse?

Based on his recent weight gain, I'd say he's more of an ATROPHY spouse.

by Anonymousreply 427Last Tuesday at 8:18 AM

[quote] Chasten just seemed always rudderless, changing schools, majors

Chasten was singing "I'm Changing My Major to PETE!"

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by Anonymousreply 428Last Tuesday at 8:20 AM

r422 Wonder if Sheridan Bucket and Tarquin are doing the candlelight dinners nowadays?

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by Anonymousreply 429Last Tuesday at 9:41 AM

I have a friend who knows Chasten. And yes, he does read (and sometimes contributes to) Datalounge. He said Pete does, too, but I doubt he has time now.

by Anonymousreply 430Last Tuesday at 10:27 AM

Can you please ask your friend to share this thread link with Chasten ? TIA. Ugly fatty needs to read this/

by Anonymousreply 431Last Tuesday at 10:33 AM

r431 is for r430

by Anonymousreply 432Last Tuesday at 10:34 AM

I'm a Chasten fan! Unlike these bitches who wish nothing but misfortune on happy couples like you and Pete!

by Anonymousreply 433Last Tuesday at 10:36 AM

I want to rim Chasten and plow his hole!

by Anonymousreply 434Last Tuesday at 11:16 AM

Is that 20lbs of jizz in his ass?

by Anonymousreply 435Last Tuesday at 11:44 AM

Leave Chasten alone!

by Anonymousreply 436Last Tuesday at 11:47 AM

Google alerts is a thing. DL threads will come up for anyone who monitors their internet presence.

by Anonymousreply 437Last Tuesday at 12:27 PM

Does Pete refuse take selfies with black people?.....Just wondering...

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by Anonymousreply 438Last Tuesday at 2:41 PM

It's insane that American politicians still have to attend church and talk about how religious they are. In the UK and Europe this would make a politician unelectable as everyone would think they're a total nutter.

by Anonymousreply 439Last Tuesday at 2:46 PM

R439 It's the bedrock of American madness.

by Anonymousreply 440Last Tuesday at 3:13 PM

In Europe, they just attend fascist marches and plot murdering the Jews.

by Anonymousreply 441Last Tuesday at 3:15 PM

r441 is an example of the appalling American public education system, no doubt? Did they teach you that after you all said your morning prayers?

by Anonymousreply 442Last Tuesday at 3:17 PM

R438 is MSNBC's Joy Reid.

by Anonymousreply 443Last Tuesday at 3:17 PM

[quote]In Europe, they just attend fascist marches and plot murdering the Jews.

Please name one European Head of State that this is true of.

by Anonymousreply 444Last Tuesday at 3:19 PM

R430 Highly doubt you know anyone who knows Chasten personally. Like I am going to believe some random person on here?

by Anonymousreply 445Last Tuesday at 3:23 PM

Chasten should grow a beard and go to a bear run

by Anonymousreply 446Last Tuesday at 3:41 PM

Who knows, maybe Chasten is packing a 10-inch hog and some pendulous low-hangers down there? Pete may enjoy being roto-rootered by that rock hard log when Chasten is fully-aroused.

by Anonymousreply 447Last Tuesday at 7:25 PM

You could have a point r447. Being dickmatized is a real thing. I spent two years of my life with a totally inappropriate man because the dick was SO good and he knew how to use it on me like nobody's business. It was like a drug. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 448Last Tuesday at 7:33 PM

R448 you filthy whore!!!

by Anonymousreply 449Last Tuesday at 7:52 PM

It was an INSANE two years r449!😂

by Anonymousreply 450Last Tuesday at 7:54 PM

I think I saw a Dr. Phil episode called "Dickmatized: The Stigma and Recovery".

by Anonymousreply 451Last Tuesday at 7:57 PM

[quote] It's insane that American politicians still have to attend church and talk about how religious they are. In the UK and Europe this would make a politician unelectable as everyone would think they're a total nutter.

You must not know that Angela Merkel and Theresa May were...the daughters of preachermen!

It looks different for the Euros, but being a vicar's daughter or a good Lutheran are just as important in their respective cultures.

by Anonymousreply 452Last Tuesday at 8:04 PM

It's not the same as American religion r452. They don't talk endlessly about God and what he wants and how he speaks through them and shit like abortion and why poor people shouldn't get healthcare etc. It's TOTALLY different in America.

by Anonymousreply 453Last Tuesday at 8:20 PM

The idea of Chasten topping is hilarious, R447. Highly doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 454Last Tuesday at 8:25 PM

Most guys his age are versatile. It's not the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 455Last Tuesday at 8:29 PM

He is positively caftanesque.

by Anonymousreply 456Last Tuesday at 8:32 PM

VIDEO CLIP of YOUNG CHASTEN girling it up TEN years ago......FOUR MINUTE MARK = Standing up, FAT tummy.....His ORIGINAL bad teeth!!!... If you have looked at Chasten and thought that jobless baldy queen is hung---you are out of your minds....Chasten needs to buy this video from the posters because it isn't very flattering...LoL

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by Anonymousreply 457Last Tuesday at 8:40 PM

Pale and unattractive even when young. Balding too. Bless his heart .

by Anonymousreply 458Last Tuesday at 9:19 PM

Chasten is still cuter!

by Anonymousreply 459Last Tuesday at 9:20 PM

R458 = Right?.....Chasten rolling on the floor and wearing a blonde wig in the video did him no favors either. Those shoes were tragic...Also = I wonder if Chasten dated the guy in the video with him?...Just curious...

by Anonymousreply 460Last Tuesday at 9:24 PM

Give it up Chasten. That boat wont float on here .

by Anonymousreply 461Last Tuesday at 9:24 PM

A common frump!

by Anonymousreply 462Last Tuesday at 9:24 PM

Seriously, what the fuck did Pete see in this guy?

by Anonymousreply 463Last Tuesday at 9:25 PM

Jesus, that video....Gross--but helpful.

If the made-over campaign trail version of Chasten is as good as he gets, I hope that puts paid to the idea he can be helped further. The kindest thing that can be done at this point is to offer to help him move out. Let him have the dogs. Pete's too busy, and Chasten needs someone to talk to.

Pete's self esteem, sexual and otherwise, must have been a fucking *shambles* if this guy was his first. It's also a glimpse into something I don't want to glimpse at about Pete that this is also the guy he chose to marry. This guy doesn't even rate a "hit it and quit it", to get that pesky first time thing out of the way. The guy I see in the video is "don't come near it even if it's the last seat on the bus".

by Anonymousreply 464Last Tuesday at 9:45 PM

So Pete was never intimate with another man before Chasten? Really?

by Anonymousreply 465Last Tuesday at 9:48 PM

Don't ask me for links but I noticed on his Twitter that he's packs quite a bulge. Bottoms can be hung you know.

by Anonymousreply 466Last Tuesday at 9:53 PM

The top/bottom thing is so dated.

by Anonymousreply 467Last Tuesday at 9:59 PM

R465 = Thats not true.These dl queens want to believe Sacred Pete was a Virgin when he got married...The video shows what Chasten is like "off script". Waving his hands around while he is talking....Look at how he sits!!.....LoL

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by Anonymousreply 468Last Tuesday at 10:03 PM

STAH quality baby

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by Anonymousreply 469Last Tuesday at 10:04 PM

Well, no one has come forward to say they "knew him when" R468 but it doesn't really matter if Chasten was his first or his fiftieth. To me, why at all is the bigger question; and the biggest question is, for how much longer?

by Anonymousreply 470Last Tuesday at 10:12 PM

Some people insist on being the pretty one, R470. Pete was accurate in his self-assessment and chose a soul and personality that thought he was a hotty.

by Anonymousreply 471Last Tuesday at 11:06 PM

Pete better not leave Chasten if he wants to be President.

by Anonymousreply 472Last Tuesday at 11:10 PM

That's why Pete needs to get it sorted ASAP. That will give him plenty of time to find a better fit. The sooner he does this, the better. Make it Chasten's idea to go back to being a country mouse. I think Pete will be "forgiven" and Chasten, bless his balding noggin, forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 473Last Tuesday at 11:25 PM

[quote] The top/bottom thing is so dated.

Lots of oral, cuddling and frottage, only rare or experimental anal (definitely not on a work night). Chasten still has dreams of being ravaged.

by Anonymousreply 474Last Wednesday at 12:05 AM

^ Projection, projection. Go get ravaged hun, but oh you’re in mommy’s basement. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 475Last Wednesday at 12:32 AM

Melania @ r472?

by Anonymousreply 476Last Wednesday at 1:15 AM

All these old queens who want Chasten to get dumped by Pete all got dumped by a guy out of their league and they want the same thing to happen to anyone else in a loving marriage (like Pete and Chasten's).

And I still think Chasten is cute!

by Anonymousreply 477Last Wednesday at 2:14 AM

Pete obviously likes younger men. Chasten's 9 years younger than him. So of course Pete will dump him and probably go 9 years younger than Chasten. LOL Pete's a big shot now and will feel the need to trade up. Most men do it. Don't be surprised.

But Chasten will be ok. America is shallow and full of clout chasers (especially in DC). Folks will want Chasten just because he was famous-adjacent. LOL

by Anonymousreply 478Last Wednesday at 5:41 AM

Tell this to Chasten, Pete and take away his Costco card.

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by Anonymousreply 479Last Wednesday at 8:50 AM

[quote] ^ Projection, projection. Go get ravaged hun, but oh you’re in mommy’s basement. Never mind.

We're all just speculating here. You know, for fun. Sorry if struck a nerve.

by Anonymousreply 480Last Wednesday at 12:34 PM

Honestly, Chasten looks just like a normal guy. Soft and sweet. Some people are into that. I know I am.

by Anonymousreply 481Last Thursday at 11:08 AM

R481 Chasten is not my taste, but I think he is good for Pete who I think is a bit cutthroat! You don't get where he is being a nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 482Last Thursday at 11:32 AM

r481, ...that's it in a nutshell.

by Anonymousreply 483Last Thursday at 12:39 PM

He posted about his mother getting skin cancers removed today. I wonder if he asked her if it was okay she was having surgery and for what?

I kinda miss the days when everyone wasn't so open about EVERYTHING. I get that it can be helpful for awareness and all, but it's just too much. I don't really want to know everything about everyone.

by Anonymousreply 484Last Thursday at 12:42 PM

R484 = Is Chasten with his mother out of state?.....Bet Pete is getting some PRIMO dick while Chastity is out of town....

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by Anonymousreply 485Last Thursday at 3:20 PM

Secretary Pete is looking very trim and fit these days, unlike his schlumpy frumpy doughy stay-at-home house hubby.

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by Anonymousreply 486Last Thursday at 3:31 PM

Pete is getting in better shape....Chasten won't work or even work out.....This will not go well for Chasten when Pete meets the next husband..

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by Anonymousreply 487Last Thursday at 4:01 PM

R478 If Chasten becomes a divorcee it won’t be long some popular white gay instahoe gets a hold on him and gives him the steroid/gym treatment. I can honestly see him going the route of Cockgobbler/Terry Miller. Might break DL too

by Anonymousreply 488Last Thursday at 7:09 PM

The REAL CHASTEN---PRE-ELECTION MAKEOVER VIDEO......Holy Geez....The THREE "F"s---Frumpy...Fat...Feminine.....He wanted to be a comedian so he married a JOKE like Pete?....

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by Anonymousreply 489Last Thursday at 7:36 PM

r430 I bet Pete is one of those annoying grammar trolls.

by Anonymousreply 49016 hours ago

r452 not all of Europe. In the UK you still have every PM attending at least one service at the Church of England before singing a song about God saving their monarch. The Catholic church is fighting like tooth and nail to maintain power in Poland and Ireland along with many other nations. You're leaders may act more humble in the Catholic tradition, but they are still groveling at the feet of Christianity. As a gay Christian I'm fine with that, but I know Europe isn't as secular as many are lead to believe.

by Anonymousreply 49116 hours ago

Joe Biden and Charles Windsor were both banging their current wives when wife #1 got into car accidents. So if Pete wants an easy way out...

That dark humor aside (wasn't that funny), I think they are a great couple. I also think Chasten needs to lose the fat. We are preparing for Hot White Boy Summer. Fat is not acceptable. All of the gays I know are either in panic mode to lose the tummy before beach season or resign themselves to use COVID as an excuse to stay inside and covered.

by Anonymousreply 49216 hours ago

I remember Tom Ford saying he wanted to dress Pete, for FREE no less, during his campaign run. Pete at the time declined (perhaps quite wisely) but he's certainly been looking rather dapper post campaign and settled into his new role.

Hi Tom! Thanks! Please write a tasteful note to Chasten that his services, whatever the hell they were, are no longer required.

by Anonymousreply 49316 hours ago

[quote] I also think Chasten needs to lose the fat. We are preparing for Hot White Boy Summer. Fat is not acceptable.

Chasten must have read your post, R492; he just tweeted:

"So many industries tell us that tanning is fun and sexy. What they don't tell you about is the chemotherapy cream you'll apply in order to burn through your cancerous spots, or the skin grafts you'll need for when the cancer takes up so much space there's hardly any skin left."

by Anonymousreply 49415 hours ago

Except my post has nothing to do with tanning.

by Anonymousreply 49515 hours ago

And so it begins.

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by Anonymousreply 49615 hours ago

[quote]You're leaders may act more humble in the Catholic tradition

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 49714 hours ago

[quote]Joe Biden and Charles Windsor were both banging their current wives when wife #1 got into car accidents.

Source for Biden? His first wife died in Dec. 1972; conventional belief is that he and Jill met in 1975. So according to you he was banging her for three or more years before they settled on a story to go public.

by Anonymousreply 49814 hours ago

[quote] We are preparing for Hot White Boy Summer.

Fo REALZ yo!

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by Anonymousreply 49914 hours ago

r496 Isn't the guy who runs that site big into Qanon?

by Anonymousreply 50014 hours ago

Nestor may be free soon.

by Anonymousreply 50110 hours ago

R496 = Thank you for posting....Pete is going to trade up soon and send Chastan Glezman back to Hikksville. ....By the way---can we talk about how many shitty BLUE SUITS Pete wears?.....

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by Anonymousreply 5028 hours ago

This is the new guy, You heard it here first.

And yes, it is that other guy's ex.

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by Anonymousreply 5038 hours ago

Now thats what Im talking about R503 ! Looks like hes got some good dick to boot !

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