Chasten is packing on the pounds

More cushion for the pushin'. Pete's a lucky top.

Pete married the gay male Ashley Graham. Haha!

Chasten has a problem with food.

Last time I looked, he was bragging about losing 20 pounds on the campaign trail.

That's a hint, Chasten! Put down the fork and get on the treadmill!

[quote]I finally went and bought new pants. I'm very grateful for having such good friends... and also for these bigger pants.

Glad you're happy, because I'm not fucking that fat ass.

"Pete married the gay male Ashley Graham"

Ashley Graham has a conventionally attractive face......Chasten, not so much

This thread is useless with a pic of his womanly phatass. So hot.

Chasten seems to be quite the mental giant. Could you imagine anything worse than being at a reception and having to talk with that?

Yeah actually he comes across as very intelligent.

Is she working? If I were her, I would be hitting the "jim" everyday....

Did that to piss of the "Oh deer" old queens

Is he still a Fellow at Harvard?

This is why Pete will never be the US president

This is the most basic and frauiest thing he could have posted.

Why would he feel awful about gaining twenty pounds? Does Pete beat him? Does he have a toxic gay mentality of body image? Way to cum off superficial, Chasten.

Just close your eyes Pete and think of Matt Damon.

[quote] Just close your eyes Pete and think of Matt Damon.

Why Matt Damon? He's fat too.

Fine, close your eyes and think of the newly svelte James Corden.

EW A FATTY

She doesn't have a job other than to support her man and keep him satisfied.

Can't go out for a run or a walk around the block?

Fat ass city!!!!

Surely a true friend would not have suggested bigger pants, but, rather, a billowy caftan.

So is he going to wear this new pair of pants every day, 24/7?

It looks like there may be trouble in paradise. Pete used to like some of Chasten's tweets, but not in a while. Chasten is miserable in DC and keeps making passive aggressive comments about the place. And Pete seems completely absorbed in his new job.

How's Chasten's book doing I wonder. They must be getting invited to dinner as the hot young gay power couple in town. I need a Chasten in my life to help me pick out my ties.

[Reply 3] He had better put down the fork and get on these nuts! If he knows what's good for him.

Chasten,

Call me. I take good care of you. Miss Chrissy is losing weight. Not a lot, 3 ounces, enough to make me nervous. I have been her Filipina tampon slave for long time, but her peri-menopause flow too much for me now.

I promise you constant filled snack purse. 24/7/365 as kids say. You can call it man purse, don't care, just need new job.

Call me, I make it better: 1-213-Call-Pon

PS: You have concern about hairy husband? I wax Miss Chrissy LONG time. You think you seen hairy? Let me tell you about hairy...

No, I save you image pain.

[quote]Is he still a Fellow at Harvard?

I don't think we have to worry about her being a "Fellow" anywhere

R12, maybe Chasten's incredibly frau-like behaviour will help Pete by making their couple seem more like a heterosexual one. Not how I should be, but maybe that's just how it is.

I like some MEAT on a guy's bones, not fat

Chasten's next book will be "The South Bend Diet".

Does Chasten own a snack purse?

R29 - tee-hee

chunky boys

Isn’t “lobbyist” the default career of politicians’ spouses?

He will soon have a flood of job offers from everyone connected to road construction. He just has to find one that’s a good fit - that doesn’t stink too much of cronyism.

That’s when you’ll see him in sun-kissed, sculpted shape wearing suitably conservative K street clothing.

Have Pete and Hunter Biden met yet?

YOU FAT FUCK!

I WANT A DIVORCE!!!

Poor buddy and Truman

Oprah will offer him a lucrative job as a WW celebrity ambassador.

[quote] Oprah will offer him a lucrative job as a WW celebrity ambassador.

Wit and Wisdom?

he's gonna get SLAPPED

More to love!!!

He’s zaftig

Oh for Pete’s sake, I hope he’s getting some primo dick in DC!

[quote]Did that to piss of the "Oh deer" old queens

Oh, DEAR.

I gotta primo dick for ya, Chaz.

He needs to get off social media - it's only going to cause issues and backlash.

He’s drinking again

What'cha expect from the former first lady of South Bend Over?

South Bend over quickly!