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Chasten is packing on the pounds

How soon before Pete leaves him for some hot young actor?

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by Anonymousreply 48Last Monday at 5:19 AM

More cushion for the pushin'. Pete's a lucky top.

by Anonymousreply 105/04/2021

Pete married the gay male Ashley Graham. Haha!

by Anonymousreply 205/04/2021

Chasten has a problem with food.

Last time I looked, he was bragging about losing 20 pounds on the campaign trail.

That's a hint, Chasten! Put down the fork and get on the treadmill!

by Anonymousreply 305/04/2021

[quote]I finally went and bought new pants. I'm very grateful for having such good friends... and also for these bigger pants.

Glad you're happy, because I'm not fucking that fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 405/04/2021

"Pete married the gay male Ashley Graham"

Ashley Graham has a conventionally attractive face......Chasten, not so much

by Anonymousreply 505/04/2021

This thread is useless with a pic of his womanly phatass. So hot.

by Anonymousreply 605/04/2021

Chasten seems to be quite the mental giant. Could you imagine anything worse than being at a reception and having to talk with that?

by Anonymousreply 705/04/2021

Yeah actually he comes across as very intelligent.

by Anonymousreply 805/04/2021

Is she working? If I were her, I would be hitting the "jim" everyday....

Did that to piss of the "Oh deer" old queens

by Anonymousreply 905/04/2021

Is he still a Fellow at Harvard?

by Anonymousreply 1005/04/2021

This is why Pete will never be the US president

by Anonymousreply 1105/04/2021

This is the most basic and frauiest thing he could have posted.

by Anonymousreply 1205/04/2021

Why would he feel awful about gaining twenty pounds? Does Pete beat him? Does he have a toxic gay mentality of body image? Way to cum off superficial, Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 1305/04/2021

Just close your eyes Pete and think of Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 1405/04/2021

[quote] Just close your eyes Pete and think of Matt Damon.

Why Matt Damon? He's fat too.

by Anonymousreply 1505/04/2021

Fine, close your eyes and think of the newly svelte James Corden.

by Anonymousreply 1605/04/2021

EW A FATTY

by Anonymousreply 1705/04/2021

She doesn't have a job other than to support her man and keep him satisfied.

Can't go out for a run or a walk around the block?

by Anonymousreply 1805/04/2021

Fat ass city!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1905/04/2021

Surely a true friend would not have suggested bigger pants, but, rather, a billowy caftan.

by Anonymousreply 2005/04/2021

So is he going to wear this new pair of pants every day, 24/7?

by Anonymousreply 2105/04/2021

It looks like there may be trouble in paradise. Pete used to like some of Chasten's tweets, but not in a while. Chasten is miserable in DC and keeps making passive aggressive comments about the place. And Pete seems completely absorbed in his new job.

by Anonymousreply 2205/04/2021

How's Chasten's book doing I wonder. They must be getting invited to dinner as the hot young gay power couple in town. I need a Chasten in my life to help me pick out my ties.

by Anonymousreply 2305/04/2021

[Reply 3] He had better put down the fork and get on these nuts! If he knows what's good for him.

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by Anonymousreply 2405/04/2021

Chasten,

Call me. I take good care of you. Miss Chrissy is losing weight. Not a lot, 3 ounces, enough to make me nervous. I have been her Filipina tampon slave for long time, but her peri-menopause flow too much for me now.

I promise you constant filled snack purse. 24/7/365 as kids say. You can call it man purse, don't care, just need new job.

Call me, I make it better: 1-213-Call-Pon

PS: You have concern about hairy husband? I wax Miss Chrissy LONG time. You think you seen hairy? Let me tell you about hairy...

No, I save you image pain.

by Anonymousreply 2505/04/2021

[quote]Is he still a Fellow at Harvard?

I don't think we have to worry about her being a "Fellow" anywhere

by Anonymousreply 2605/05/2021

R12, maybe Chasten's incredibly frau-like behaviour will help Pete by making their couple seem more like a heterosexual one. Not how I should be, but maybe that's just how it is.

by Anonymousreply 2705/05/2021

I like some MEAT on a guy's bones, not fat

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by Anonymousreply 2805/07/2021

Chasten's next book will be "The South Bend Diet".

by Anonymousreply 2905/07/2021

Does Chasten own a snack purse?

by Anonymousreply 3005/07/2021

R29 - tee-hee

by Anonymousreply 3105/07/2021

chunky boys

by Anonymousreply 3205/07/2021

Isn’t “lobbyist” the default career of politicians’ spouses?

He will soon have a flood of job offers from everyone connected to road construction. He just has to find one that’s a good fit - that doesn’t stink too much of cronyism.

That’s when you’ll see him in sun-kissed, sculpted shape wearing suitably conservative K street clothing.

by Anonymousreply 3305/07/2021

Have Pete and Hunter Biden met yet?

by Anonymousreply 3405/07/2021

YOU FAT FUCK!

I WANT A DIVORCE!!!

by Anonymousreply 3505/07/2021

Poor buddy and Truman

by Anonymousreply 3605/07/2021

Oprah will offer him a lucrative job as a WW celebrity ambassador.

by Anonymousreply 3705/07/2021

[quote] Oprah will offer him a lucrative job as a WW celebrity ambassador.

Wit and Wisdom?

by Anonymousreply 3805/07/2021

he's gonna get SLAPPED

by Anonymousreply 39Last Saturday at 3:27 AM

More to love!!!

by Anonymousreply 40Last Saturday at 4:23 AM

He’s zaftig

by Anonymousreply 41Last Saturday at 10:30 AM

Oh for Pete’s sake, I hope he’s getting some primo dick in DC!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Sunday at 10:54 PM

[quote]Did that to piss of the "Oh deer" old queens

Oh, DEAR.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Sunday at 11:07 PM

I gotta primo dick for ya, Chaz.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Sunday at 11:43 PM

He needs to get off social media - it's only going to cause issues and backlash.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Sunday at 11:47 PM

He’s drinking again

by Anonymousreply 46Last Monday at 3:41 AM

What'cha expect from the former first lady of South Bend Over?

by Anonymousreply 47Last Monday at 5:18 AM

South Bend over quickly!

by Anonymousreply 48Last Monday at 5:19 AM
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