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More Mighty Max - another Max Gail Appreciation Society thread

Help him take a load off, won't you?

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by Anonymousreply 598January 19, 2022 3:33 PM

At the risk of creating a mortal enemy, I want to ask some questions of you, OP; so that I might better understand these numerous, apparently unending threads/postings. Is that okay?

So, assuming it is alright; let's get started.

1. Are you Max Gail?

2. Are you Max Gail's publicist (He's still not going to pay you; you were let go after 'Barney Miller'. Go home, already.)

3. Are you Max Gail's mother? (I understand the love for your son; but holy fucking shit, lady! You've been dead for years. Let it go already.)

4. Are you a Max Gail stalker (Please make sure you stay hydrated; stalking can take a hidden toll on you. Diet and age-appropriate exercise will help you in your quest to stalk MG deep into your old age. Take care of yourself today, so that you can stalk well tomorrow.)

5. Are you OCD about U.S. 70's TV actors, in general, not for Max Gail, per se. (If so, please direct me to your other 70's-U.S.-TV-actors' appreciation threads for verification.)

6. Are you: (a) stoned (b) drunk (c) under the influence of Max Gail's masculine, musky scent. (If it is 6(c) [because he's so sex-y], please disregard this post.)

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 1March 24, 2021 8:15 PM

R1 I am clearly 4 and also 6c.

by Anonymousreply 2March 24, 2021 8:17 PM

The scent must be heaven.

by Anonymousreply 3March 24, 2021 8:24 PM

[r2] Please reread my post at [r1].

I clearly stated that if answer '6c' [because he's so sex-y] is correct, then disregard my post at r1! I was polite. I said 'please' and 'thank you.' And now you've gone and opened up this big can of worms with your entirely unnecessary response! See what you've done? I have to get the whole committee in my head back together again to discuss this unsettling development. And now I just noticed there's an [r3] talking about this. I'll never be able to control this spreading inferno of Maximum Gail Force attraction. Thanks a lot!

by Anonymousreply 4March 24, 2021 8:27 PM

Can you imagine?

I'm just imagining how his seed would taste.....

by Anonymousreply 5March 24, 2021 8:28 PM

R4 You'll just have to calm yourself. Imagine Max in front of you, his meaty hands on your shoulders......there, there, that's it, relax.......

by Anonymousreply 6March 24, 2021 8:29 PM

[r6] First you tell me to calm myself, then you tell me to "imagine Max in front of you, his meaty hands on your shoulders......there, there, that's it, relax......."

Holy Mother Mary with a meat cleaver! How the fuck am I supposed to calm down if I imagine that?! The 'calm down, but imagine hot sex' plan has some flaws. I don't think you've thought this whole thing through.

by Anonymousreply 7March 24, 2021 10:06 PM

R1 Max doesn’t have a publicist, unless I count. I just run his Facebook page though. LOL

R6 I’ve actually had Max in front of me with his hands on and around my shoulders. It was 100% platonic, but still nice. LOL He has a lovely woman in his life that takes such good care of him and I’m happily married. He’s a good man. Kind, funny, warm, humble and very gentle. He has a deep compassion for others and a love of the world around him.

by Anonymousreply 8March 24, 2021 10:53 PM

R1- Regarding #5, I am also good friends with Larry Wilcox, who is still loved by many for being Jon on CHiPs. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he has his own thread around here. LOL

by Anonymousreply 9March 24, 2021 10:55 PM

Lucky you, Sue. I would plotz if his hands were ever anywhere on or near me.

by Anonymousreply 10March 24, 2021 11:50 PM

[quote] Holy Mother Mary with a meat cleaver! How the fuck am I supposed to calm down if I imagine that?! The 'calm down, but imagine hot sex' plan has some flaws. I don't think you've thought this whole thing through.

Lmao! Sound logic... totally have a point there!

[quote] Help him take a load off, won't you?

Yes, I'll take his whole load, thank you.

I was gone for a few days and totally missed that there was a new Max thread. Who's bringing the photo eye candy?

by Anonymousreply 11March 26, 2021 9:24 PM

Sue, there have been discussions here about CHIPS, and Larry Wilcox of course has come up. I'm a fan, and when I mentioned it, was told he had a bad complexion. Not that I really care, but can you confirm? Oh and just how many 70s cop-actors have you known/represented - just idle curiosity.

OP: did the Barney Miller crew ever go full uniform? If so, do any pics of Max exist in his blues?

by Anonymousreply 12March 26, 2021 10:59 PM

[Who's bringing the photo eye candy?]

R11, Hey Justin! You're the one with the Max Gail material arsenal, LOL. Good to see you around man!

R12, Yes, I've seen some around here. He looks hot af in uniform.

by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2021 11:07 PM

^ Oh shit... sorry JD...

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2021 11:09 PM

OP I'm with you. Max is everything.

by Anonymousreply 15March 26, 2021 11:14 PM

Dress blues, baby.

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by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2021 11:16 PM

R14, No worries. Probably a lot of people know my name by now.

R12. Here are a couple of quick ones of Max in his NYPD uniform. I'm sure Sue has more.

Btw, I hope you're doing better from your bronchitis Sue.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 26, 2021 11:25 PM

The entire cast...

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by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2021 11:26 PM

He could pull me over and give me a ticket every of the week...

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by Anonymousreply 19March 26, 2021 11:30 PM

^Me too.

by Anonymousreply 20March 26, 2021 11:54 PM

Damn! He's my weakness...

Just when I thought I was getting over him after a lull in the conversation.

by Anonymousreply 21March 27, 2021 12:07 AM

Enough! Start a Tumbler, Wiki, website YouTube what ever you need to continue your worship OP, but let this be the last mention here please.

by Anonymousreply 22March 27, 2021 12:10 AM

^Fuck to the no.

by Anonymousreply 23March 27, 2021 1:31 AM

OOOh, thanks for the uniform pics. So sexy & hot.

And fuck you, R22. There are HOW many threads about that one-trick-pony kid from Parenthood, Miles Whatever and his twink boyfriend? I just scroll by those, just like you should these. It appears you can't handle a real man!

by Anonymousreply 24March 27, 2021 1:44 AM

R24, he looks really gorgeous and sexy as a policeman in this video too. The photo in thumbnail alone! 🤤😍

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by Anonymousreply 25March 27, 2021 2:28 AM

Call me crazy, but I preferred Abe Vigoda.

by Anonymousreply 26March 27, 2021 2:38 AM

Here

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by Anonymousreply 27March 27, 2021 3:24 AM

R22, who elected you the thread police? If you don’t like it, scroll by and fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 28March 27, 2021 3:26 AM

Another

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by Anonymousreply 29March 27, 2021 3:27 AM

[quote] [R24], he looks really gorgeous and sexy as a policeman in this video too. The photo in thumbnail alone! 🤤😍

Lol, that's why I chose it for the thumbnail. He looks hot as hell in that still

[quote] Call me crazy, but I preferred Abe Vigoda.

You would have to be... questions asked, question answered

by Anonymousreply 30March 27, 2021 4:21 AM

I'm happy to hear that Barney Miller is going to air on Antena TV. I haven't been able to watch the show in years!

"Hash" has to be my favorite episode, but I also loved the ones that had serious subtexts. There was one in particular I remember being one of my favorites as a kid, (don't remember the title), that involved a gypsy and a nazi. Heavy subject matter for a comedy.

by Anonymousreply 31March 27, 2021 6:08 AM

R31 I think the episode you're talking about is called "The Librarian". I made a small video of the ending here.

Definitely in my top 5 favorites from the show. The fact that Barney Miller as a comedy dared to tackle serious issues amid the laughs is one of the reasons that made it such a great show. It must be a delicate balance and they excelled at it. Max's Wojo and his heart of gold also gave us a phenomenal performance in this episode.

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by Anonymousreply 32March 27, 2021 8:38 AM

R32 - Thank you Justin! Yes, that's the episode! Based on the way Max looks, it has to be from one of the last 2 seasons. It's been so long since I've watched it! And yes, Max is great in it - not to mention beautiful. You can tell that he believes what he's saying.

As far as serious episodes, this and the one where Kotterman (sp?) gets murdered are my favorites. But for laughing out loud I love "Hash" and the one with the Werewolf.

by Anonymousreply 33March 27, 2021 9:44 PM

You're welcome R33. Yes, that's from season 7. You can tell by Max's hair. I could never understand that hairpiece. Since when was Wojo a red-head? Or maybe I need my eyes checked, lol

My favorite piece of Barney Miller memorabilia is actually from the "Werewolf" episode. I have a Final Draft original script that is autographed by the entire cast, including Jack Soo. It was actioned off by ABC for charity. It even has the final handwritten corrections to the dialog inside, so that's really cool. When I saw it for sale I couldn't pounce on it fast enough! lol

by Anonymousreply 34March 27, 2021 10:54 PM

^ That's really very cool! I saw that script up for auction and what it sold for. You must have deep pockets JD LOL

by Anonymousreply 35March 28, 2021 10:29 PM

Is it true that when some of you on this thread say 'OMG!', you mean 'Oh! Max Gail! ? If so, I fully support your efforts to secularize DL from the mention of a 'god'; however, this runs the risk of idolatry, as well. You might want to consider the considerable power of MG's masculinity and musky scent. I forsee masses of Catholics and Buddhists converting to the new theology of Maxculinity. I'm warning you all right now, the nonstop chanting of 'OMG! OMG!' will end up driving us all crazy! Get ready for the new normal.

by Anonymousreply 36March 29, 2021 3:40 AM

I saw him on a couple of nights ago on FETV in the episode where he goes on mugging detail wearing a dress. Good gaaawd did he have sexy legs!! It was supposed to be really hot, and his hairy chest was glistening in sweat.. Mmm Mmmm MMM!!!

When he came back with his dress all torn up after a guy tried to "rape him" I laughed my ass off, but I drooled all over at the sight of those bare shoulders and biceps...

What he must have looked like being on top of you while doing you missionary style... 💦

by Anonymousreply 37March 29, 2021 9:18 PM

[quote] What he must have looked like being on top of you while doing you missionary style... 💦

That room better have mirrors because I wanna see that ass in action as he jackhammers me.

by Anonymousreply 38March 29, 2021 9:39 PM

His whole body seemed to be glistening with sweat in that episode.

by Anonymousreply 39March 29, 2021 10:33 PM

Oh yesss R39. He got me all hot and bothered Lol

I can't help cracking up when I think about the contrast between the coy and modest flirtations that women fling at Maxxx on his FB, and the balls out commentary here... I wonder if he knows how much people talk about his ass -and other parts of his anatomy- behind his back 😂😂

by Anonymousreply 40March 29, 2021 10:45 PM

^I hope he at least has a clue. You don’t go through life built like a brick shithouse without having an inkling that people are ogling your goods 🤣. I sometimes wish he’d take a peek in here just to see how much he’s lusted over.

by Anonymousreply 41March 29, 2021 11:10 PM

Lol R40. People are very respectful to him (though sometimes playful) on his FB page. As they should be. But our Max DL threads are like the Upside Down in Stranger Things. The gateway to an Underworld of Max Gail fandom where people say what they are REALLY thinking! Lol

by Anonymousreply 42March 29, 2021 11:29 PM

^Perfectly put!

by Anonymousreply 43March 30, 2021 12:56 AM

LOL, JD

I read some guy telling him straight out on Facebook that he had a beautiful body, and that he was the reason he watched Barney Miller back then, along with many other men. I would never have the balls to tell him that to his face like that.

by Anonymousreply 44March 30, 2021 1:47 AM

Yeah R44, me neither... I keep that stuff to myself lol

by Anonymousreply 45March 30, 2021 1:55 AM

Does anyone remember the Barney Miller two-part 'Quarantine' episodes? The cops and various others have to bunk in the station. The gay burglers are back. One of them tries to cozy up to Captain Miller.* Wojo has a heart-to-heart with the other one, asking if he's ever been with a woman, and is surprised when he answers yes and has a son! Wojo is plussed but is cool about it. The big lug is trying to figure out the gay thing.

*I had a big crush on Hal Linden as a gayling. The tallness, the Jewishness, the rolled-up sleeves, the mustache. He was so fucking hot! My teen self always had a bone for the Captain. He was another alpha yet gentle man. Glad he's still around, still working.

by Anonymousreply 46March 30, 2021 2:58 AM

^Hal Linden was gorgeous too, with the bedroom eyes, thick, wavy hair and moustache.

"Quarantine" was a good episode. I loved the part where they're all asleep on cots and Harris starts talking in his sleep, spilling his true feelings about his co-workers. They all wake up and look at him incredulously, not believing that's how he really feels about them. Max is laying in a prone position on his cot, arms folded under his head, taut, muscle butt looking extra good in his tight trousers. I wonder if that's how Max really sleeps (TMI?)

by Anonymousreply 47March 30, 2021 3:35 AM

"Quarantine" was really funny, but any episode with Wojo sweating is going to be a favorite. And that muscle butt sticking out while laying face down is not going to go unnoticed...

Hal Linden was very attractive. He had more of a classic old Hollywood leading man style looks, a little bit like Clark Gable is my opinion. I like him, but there's something about Wojo's looks that just hits me like a ton of bricks in a very primal way.

by Anonymousreply 48March 30, 2021 4:09 AM

Agreed, JD.

by Anonymousreply 49March 30, 2021 4:40 AM

So, in keeping with the idea of saying here what I can't say on Max's FB, here I go: I love you Max! I've been in love with you ever since I was a little girl! When you answer or give me a like on FB I just MELT and you make my whole day! I just adore you! ❤️❤️

There! Off my chest 😅🤣

by Anonymousreply 50March 31, 2021 12:06 AM

^Great!!

by Anonymousreply 51March 31, 2021 2:05 AM

I'm sure you have a lot of company R50 lol

by Anonymousreply 52March 31, 2021 6:30 AM

I envy you in a way R50. As a woman, you might've had the real chance of sleeping with him. Not me.

I follow him on Facebook too and seen a handful of women telling him flat out that they were/had been in love with him. He didn't react badly. I can't imagine that he doesn't enjoy the flattery, specially coming from the younger females, and some of them look more than young enough to be his daughters. He is, after all, still a red blooded man.

by Anonymousreply 53March 31, 2021 11:57 PM

[quote] As a woman, you might've had the real chance of sleeping with him.

Oh gosh! Please don't put such wonderful thoughts in my head! 🤣

I could never blurt it out to him R53. Even if he didn't react negatively I'd be terrified of weirding him out. BTW I hope you don't mind me commenting here since I've mentioned that I'm a woman...

by Anonymousreply 54April 1, 2021 11:34 AM

Regarding Larry Wilcox, I always figured he was probably a sweetheart in real life. I may be wrong, but I never got that feeling about Erik Estrada.

by Anonymousreply 55April 1, 2021 11:58 AM

Not to derail the thread, but Estrada was kinda known for his inflated ego. I believe he left CHiPS brifely due to a salary dispute because he felt he was the "star" and should be making more than Wilcox.

by Anonymousreply 56April 1, 2021 7:00 PM

Say happy birthday to our guy!! He’s a young 78 today!

by Anonymousreply 57April 5, 2021 3:33 PM

I've had him. Numerous times.

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 58April 5, 2021 3:37 PM

^Lies!

by Anonymousreply 59April 5, 2021 4:34 PM

r56, estrada claimed he was a total top, Wilcox proved that a big fallacy

by Anonymousreply 60April 5, 2021 4:53 PM

Sure R58. I've had him too many times... in my dreams. Woke up with a ragging hard on.

by Anonymousreply 61April 5, 2021 11:08 PM

Just did R57, along with about another 500 people lol. I can't imagine he'll have the patience to read every single comment, but if he does, he deserves to have his butt kissed for entirely new reasons.

by Anonymousreply 62April 5, 2021 11:18 PM

[quote] BTW I hope you don't mind me commenting here since I've mentioned that I'm a woman...

Personally I don't mind it in the least R54. We're all here for the same reason.

As far as Estrada, he always struck me as handful of a guy, full of himself. The story that was told here about him wanting the crotch of his speedos enhanced for the Battle of the Network All Stars kinda proves it. Wilcox seems like the kind of guy you could just hang out with.

by Anonymousreply 63April 5, 2021 11:27 PM

R31 The entire series is on DVD and worth every penny.”!

R33 Yep you can pretty much tell the season by Wojo’s hair! Seasons 1-2, natural with a combover. 3-4, toupee. 4- to 7, wig. LOL

R37, Max played Rugby so yeah he had really strong legs!

R46, I always thought Hal was pretty good looking too!

R47, no idea although I have seen his bed. It’s been in the background now and then when we have our video calls. :-)

R53 Yep he doesn’t really mind. He thinks it’s funny because he has never considered himself attractive.

R55 R56 Larry is a really nice guy. Erik is...not.

R62, he read every one of them! :-)

by Anonymousreply 64April 6, 2021 3:45 AM

Happy Birthday Max!

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by Anonymousreply 65April 6, 2021 3:48 AM

[quote] [R47], no idea although I have seen his bed. It’s been in the background now and then when we have our video calls. :-)

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by Anonymousreply 66April 6, 2021 3:55 AM

[quote] [R47], no idea although I have seen his bed. It’s been in the background now and then when we have our video calls. :-)

Sue, why must you torture us? 🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 67April 6, 2021 4:13 AM

^Right!

by Anonymousreply 68April 6, 2021 4:14 AM

[quote] but if he does, he deserves to have his butt kissed for entirely new reasons.

When he was younger I would have eaten him alive. But even today, I'd still pucker up

by Anonymousreply 69April 6, 2021 6:01 AM

[quote] [R47], no idea although I have seen his bed. It’s been in the background now and then when we have our video calls. :-)

Now Miss Sue, you had to know that such statement was going to titillate us and send our imaginations wild LOL. Could you please describe? I'd love to know what Wojo's bed looks like.

by Anonymousreply 70April 6, 2021 9:54 AM

[quote] [R31] The entire series is on DVD and worth every penny.”!

I wanted to buy the DVD series but I read that the quality wasn't very good, is that not true Sue? Justin, you said you have the DVD set too. What do you think?

I second that request R70.

by Anonymousreply 71April 6, 2021 11:22 AM

I recommend 100% R71. That clip I posted at R32 is from my DVD set, and I didn't transfer it at full quality. The film doesn't seem to have been remastered, and that may be what people are complaining about because the show is not in HD. But to watch the show (or just to look at Max 😉), I agree it's totally worth every penny. Plus you get some cool extras.

[quote] [R37], Max played Rugby so yeah he had really strong legs!

Sue, do you know if Max ever had his nose broken? He seems to have some deviations even as a young actor that I didn't see in his high-school grad picture. Just curious :)

by Anonymousreply 72April 6, 2021 12:11 PM

R72 Yes he did, while playing Rugby. :-)

by Anonymousreply 73April 6, 2021 7:49 PM

R71 The quality is just fine considering the show was recorded on video tape, which simply wasn’t designed to age well. The extras are really great, lots of cool interviews and commentary!

by Anonymousreply 74April 6, 2021 7:52 PM

Thank you Sue and Justin! I just purchased my copy of the Barney Miller DVD set from Amazon and I'll have it by tomorrow! I saw that it also includes the 1st and only season of "Fish", but he's not the reason I'm spending the money on this Lol. I wish there was more of Max's earlier work available.

I'm so thankful that you both post here regularly. I've leaned more about Max and seen more photos of him over the past year than I did from the time I was a teenager love stuck by Wojo. Especially with your fan page Sue. Thanks for creating it, and the fact that Max himself takes part in it is just the coolest thing!

by Anonymousreply 75April 6, 2021 11:50 PM

If you’re in or near Missouri, check out Max’s fan page! He’s doing a personal appearance there soon!

by Anonymousreply 76April 16, 2021 12:01 AM

Wish I was there!

by Anonymousreply 77April 16, 2021 1:23 AM

Max, taken yesterday. 🙂

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by Anonymousreply 78April 26, 2021 3:40 AM

Hey y’all! Hope everyone is doing well. R31 R71 thank you! Glad you’re enjoying it. Max absolutely loves connecting with his fans. Hope you’re enjoying the DVD set! There’s nothing like unedited episodes!

by Anonymousreply 79April 26, 2021 3:41 AM

he's a cutie

by Anonymousreply 80April 26, 2021 1:13 PM

A friend on my FB page was there and he took a pic of the entire panel, including Max.

by Anonymousreply 81April 26, 2021 4:15 PM

Amazing that the show has held up so well after 40-plus years. I liked it then; it's still good to watch today. It's actually nice to see that he has so many devoted fans, still. That must make him feel appreciated. (I liked the show, but I'm not at the level you all seem to be. My loss, I guess.)

by Anonymousreply 82April 28, 2021 5:22 AM

Where did everyone go? I miss the Max talk!

by Anonymousreply 83April 29, 2021 11:15 PM

Original OP still here! I was just scrolling through my cable guide and I saw that Barney Miller is back on Antenna TV at 8, so I'm a happy camper. "Fear of Flying" is coming on tonight, which is a great episode. Wojo has to escort a prisoner to another state but is afraid of flying so Harris gives him a copy of Erica Jong's erotic book "Fear of Flying" to help...ahem...calm his fears.

by Anonymousreply 84April 30, 2021 12:55 AM

I'm here too, but I'm not getting notification from DL when there are new replies on this thread. I wonder if other people are having the same problem.

JD is recovering from surgery in the hospital. He says to say hi to everyone.

by Anonymousreply 85April 30, 2021 10:50 AM

Happy for you R84. I've been watching Barney Miller reruns on FETV since they begun airing. They just started season 5, and to me that's where Wojo is at his hottest (seasons 4 and 6 too). I feast my eyes on him and hear myself saying "oh, shit!" and "oh, fuck!" in my head all the time as I watch him.

R85, what happened to JD?, is he ok?

by Anonymousreply 86April 30, 2021 11:20 AM

R85, tell JD that we wish him a speedy recovery!

by Anonymousreply 87April 30, 2021 1:17 PM

Sending lots of healing vibes and wishes for a speedy recovery, JD! We miss you!!

by Anonymousreply 88May 4, 2021 9:42 AM

I'm not getting any notification on watched threads either R85, this site can be glitchy 😐 Btw, they aired the "Wojo's girl" episode on fetv tonight. I'm feeling a little drunk on hot pec muscles and sexy chest hair! lol 🤤😋

Oh gosh, what happened to JD? I agree with Sue, we miss you Justin! Get well soon handsome! 😘❤️

by Anonymousreply 89May 6, 2021 10:27 AM

Quarantine 1 and 2 aired last night. There’s nothing better than a sweaty Wojo lying face down on a cot.

by Anonymousreply 90May 6, 2021 12:03 PM

[quote] There’s nothing better than a sweaty Wojo lying face down on a cot.

I've had some many erotic fantasies about him over the years when that scene comes up. That hard muscle, perfectly shaped bubble butt on a platter like that is just too tempting.

by Anonymousreply 91May 6, 2021 11:02 PM

^Indeed. Tonight was a double wammy of Wojo beefy hotness — “Werewolf” and “Bus Stop.” Both are great episodes. In “Bus Stop,” he’s taking an old lady’s statement and she recalls to him her last husband, who liked his coffee “strong and hot,” and who had “muscles out to here and thighs like concrete.” She could have been describing him! And toward the end of the episode, she keeps referring to him as “The big one.” Max really was buffed out in season 3. His ass in those tight pants in both episodes was a sight.

by Anonymousreply 92May 7, 2021 2:35 AM

LOL R92, I remember that "Bus Stop" episode with the old woman. She had the hots for him and I think she WAS indeed indirectly describing him. I remember thinking: lady, at your age, a romp with Wojo just might the deadly! But who could blame her...

In "Quarantine", him laying face down on the cot is a sight to behold. Imagine coming home to find him on you bed like that. Instant wood!! There was also a photo someone posted in one of the other threads where he's bent over, ass to the camera in those tight pants looking at a painting. Holy mother of gawd!!!

by Anonymousreply 93May 7, 2021 8:43 AM

Found it 😋😋

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by Anonymousreply 94May 7, 2021 9:12 AM

It's suddenly warm in here...

by Anonymousreply 95May 7, 2021 8:43 PM

[quote] Imagine coming home to find him on you bed like that. Instant wood!!

❤️🔥😛

by Anonymousreply 96May 8, 2021 12:09 AM

Mentally diving face first into that glorious ass R94 👅 . With all the overrated hot dogs willing to show everything off at the drop of a hat, why did Max Gail have to be of the modest kind that wouldn't show his hot dick....

by Anonymousreply 97May 8, 2021 2:45 AM

So damn happy for Max!!

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by Anonymousreply 98May 26, 2021 8:30 AM

Where the hell is everyone??

by Anonymousreply 99May 26, 2021 8:31 AM

R97 he’s kind of self conscious. A girl once told him he wasn’t well endowed enough. Stupid bitch.

by Anonymousreply 100May 26, 2021 8:32 AM

R100, no way! Where did u hear that?

by Anonymousreply 101May 26, 2021 10:11 AM

Hello everyone! Thanks so much for all the well wishes! It really lifted my spirits!

I did something really stupid, I fell off my roof, tore up my knee, and broke my femur. Had to have 3 surgeries and a titanium rod put in my leg. I'm about 5 months away from recovery, but at least I can get around a little now. I missed Max and everyone here!

by Anonymousreply 102May 26, 2021 11:09 PM

R100, Really?! Compared to what, the Budweiser Clydesdale? Having inspected that vpl in some Barney Miller close ups, I'm quite sure lack of endowment was never Max's problem..

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by Anonymousreply 103May 26, 2021 11:24 PM

Welcome back JD!

by Anonymousreply 104May 27, 2021 12:40 AM

Welcome back JD!! You were missed!

by Anonymousreply 105May 27, 2021 12:49 AM

So Max got nominated for another Daytime Emmy! You can watch on CBS on June 25th to see if he wins! So happy for him!!

by Anonymousreply 106May 27, 2021 12:51 AM

I’ll be tuning in for sure.

by Anonymousreply 107May 27, 2021 12:56 AM

Early Max

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by Anonymousreply 108May 27, 2021 2:21 AM

Woohoo!

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by Anonymousreply 109May 27, 2021 2:25 AM

JD, welcome back man! We missed your energy here. That fall sounds pretty bad, what the hell were you doing up on your roof? Lol

Thanks for the update Sue! I saw the nominations when you announced them on his FB page. Good for Max!

by Anonymousreply 110May 27, 2021 2:50 AM

Finally, some movement on this thread! Good to have you back Justin.

R108 I watched that episode of Cannon on youtube a few nights ago. He's not as beefy as he was in Barney Miller, but he's still hot af.

by Anonymousreply 111May 27, 2021 3:26 AM

R101 Max told me.

by Anonymousreply 112May 27, 2021 5:36 AM

[quote] A girl once told him he wasn’t well endowed enough. Stupid bitch.

[quote] [R100], Really?! Compared to what, the Budweiser Clydesdale?

😂😂That sounds like some scorned chick talking!!. Maybe he called her by the wrong name in the middle of things! 🤣.

So happy for Max on his Emmy nomination! I'll sure be watching and keeping my fingers crossed!!

Welcome back Justin! 😘

by Anonymousreply 113May 27, 2021 9:30 AM

I remember Barney Miller back in the day. Ron Glass is the one you just wanted to lick all over because he was so pretty. But Max Gail was the one you wanted to bend you over, grab you by your hair and just fuck the shit outta you! Damn those big burly linebacker shoulders, that cleft chin and the shit eating grin were everything!

by Anonymousreply 114May 27, 2021 10:12 AM

R114, Great post. Ron Glass was very attractive and so was Hal Linden, but Max Gail was the one that made my loins burn. I don't know what's about him -other than his obvious attributes-, but from the moment I saw him as Wojo, I've never wanted to fuck anyone so badly in my life.

by Anonymousreply 115May 27, 2021 1:01 PM

Thank you Sue, OP1, and everybody else! You guys are great! Who new I was going to find such good vibes on DL of all places!

I think Max should be a lock for the Emmy. He was a class act for not even submitting last year, but for what I've seen of him playing his role on GH, this year the award should be his. If not, the Academy may have a riot of Max Gail stormtroopers in their hands, lol.

by Anonymousreply 116May 27, 2021 1:15 PM

^(((hugz))))

by Anonymousreply 117May 27, 2021 6:12 PM

Last night's episode was the one where the sperm bank nurse tried to convince Wojo to make a donation, saying that a man like him should want his genes spread out for future generations. His reply of "I kinda like keeping a tab of my genes" (or something similar) was hilarious. Women and gay men on the show wanted him.

by Anonymousreply 118May 27, 2021 6:17 PM

[quote] Women and gay men on the show wanted him

Yep! 😁[italic]"It’s my whole problem with women…they won’t leave me alone Barn! You’ve seen it, every lady that comes into that squad room, I don’t care if they are 20 or 75! They’re all over me!"[/italic] - Wojo in "Wojo’s Problem" - Poor baby 🤣 From a females’s perspective I liked Harris but he was just too "pretty", he didn’t make me "growl" lol. Barney looked too much like a fatherly figure and I couldn’t look at him that way. Wojo was the one that I wanted to pin me down to the matters and fuck my brains out 🤤💦💦. I think he affected all of us in the same way.

by Anonymousreply 119May 27, 2021 11:33 PM

^Precisely! In my imagination, I’m all his (Max’s and Wojo’s).

by Anonymousreply 120May 28, 2021 12:27 AM

I see we picked up right where we left off. If poor Max knew what goes on in here lol..

I spent the whole weekend binge watching Barney Miller and some of Max's old movies. This screen cap is from a 1980 called "Cardiac Arrest". He doesn't have a very big roll, but he looks beautiful in it.

Sue, would it be of any interest to you if I made small clips of some of Max's old movies that show some of his scenes on them? I have almost all of them. I was probably going to make them anyway to share here, so if you'd like to have that material or anything else I may have from Max, don't hesitate ;-)

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by Anonymousreply 121May 31, 2021 9:50 PM

^He looks gorgeous there.

by Anonymousreply 122May 31, 2021 9:59 PM

R121 = Beautiful = Deep throat him + suck his beautiful balls + lick his taint + tongue fuck his hole.

by Anonymousreply 123May 31, 2021 11:04 PM

Lmfao! Wow R123, that's very specific, but yeah... it crossed my mind lol

by Anonymousreply 124May 31, 2021 11:22 PM

R122 When doesn’t the man look gorgeous???

by Anonymousreply 125June 1, 2021 12:45 AM

^True! And I also concur with R123.

by Anonymousreply 126June 1, 2021 1:19 AM

I watched that movie on tv many years ago R121. I remember thinking he looked quite exquisite. I saw a dvd copy on Amazon months back and I was tempted to buy it, but it was priced at over $100.00, so it just wasn't in the budget.

And hell yes to R123

by Anonymousreply 127June 1, 2021 3:53 AM

R127, Sue posted the entire movie on Max’s page. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 128June 1, 2021 7:01 AM

Really? I can't find it R128. I saw that Sue posted "Fun and Games", but I can't find "Cardiac Arrest" on his FB. I would sure like to see him in that role again. I love him in F&G too he's gorgeous there. Thanks to Justin for uploading it and to Sue for sharing in on Max's page.

by Anonymousreply 129June 1, 2021 8:35 AM

[quote] [R121] = Beautiful = Deep throat him + suck his beautiful balls + lick his taint + tongue fuck his hole.

You men are RAW! and I LOVE IT! 🤣I'd be down for at least the first 3 🤤

R121 ❤️😍😍

by Anonymousreply 130June 1, 2021 8:57 AM

Yaaas R123!!!!

by Anonymousreply 131June 1, 2021 1:28 PM

Hey guys! Posted two lovely messages from Max on the page. Enjoy! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 132June 2, 2021 3:33 AM

Justin dear, are you the one that’s been posting Max’s movies on YouTube?? If so thank you! Max really enjoys watching his old work. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 133June 2, 2021 3:35 AM

I saw the new Max vids Sue. T4P!

by Anonymousreply 134June 2, 2021 4:48 AM

[quote] Justin dear, are you the one that’s been posting Max’s movies on YouTube??

Hey Sue, yes ma'am... that would be me :-) I spent some time a few months back hunting down Max's work. I have most of it. I had no idea he liked to watch it or I would had uploaded more. If there is something of his in particular he'd like to watch, tell me, and if I have it I'll upload it ;-)

R129, here's a clip of Max's scenes in "Cardiac Arrest". There's a part at around the 5 min mark where he's wearing white shorts and his shapely legs are in full view.

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by Anonymousreply 135June 2, 2021 10:51 AM

Some Max Gail scenes from the Amazing Stories episode "Blue Man Down".

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by Anonymousreply 136June 2, 2021 11:58 AM

^Love that episode!

by Anonymousreply 137June 2, 2021 11:59 AM

Max playing a therapist helping 2 people get through their grief after losing theirs spouses. He's phenomenal in it, very soft and kind.

Me too R137. He was born to play cops. No one looks hotter in that uniform.

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by Anonymousreply 138June 2, 2021 12:14 PM

Max was just born to wear a uniform, wasn’t he? DAYUM!

by Anonymousreply 139June 2, 2021 2:04 PM

R138 Max himself is very soft and kind! He puts the gentle in gentleman for sure! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 140June 2, 2021 2:06 PM

Thanks Justin for R135! Even with the goofy looking glasses he's still hot as fuck. Keep the videos coming!!!

by Anonymousreply 141June 3, 2021 5:03 AM

Mighty, mighty, max

by Anonymousreply 142June 4, 2021 12:46 AM

Anyone know of any good Barney Miller fanfic? Preferably with hot scenes for Wojo?

by Anonymousreply 143June 17, 2021 6:30 AM

Nope, sorry R143. Some were promised to us here, but I'm still waiting lol.

There are some very hot and graphic posts about fictional sex with Max in some of the old threads if you care to look.

by Anonymousreply 144June 19, 2021 4:40 AM

I think the explicit Max sex talk may have been toned way down out of respect to Sue and the other ladies that post here. I may be wrong...

by Anonymousreply 145June 19, 2021 12:49 PM

Max won??!!! YEAH!!!

by Anonymousreply 146June 26, 2021 3:07 AM

Tonight’s Barney Miller was the episode called The Judge. I’ll say this — you could tell in his tight, light gray suit pants that Max “dresses left.”

by Anonymousreply 147June 26, 2021 3:11 AM

Yeah R146, I saw Sue announce on his FB page that he'd won another Emmy. So happy for him!! It's great to see all the love and recognition he's been getting.

by Anonymousreply 148June 26, 2021 6:23 AM

Congratulations Max!!!

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by Anonymousreply 149June 26, 2021 6:42 AM

I can’t speak for all the women here but don’t hold back on my account! Doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve read too much Kirk/Spock fanfic to be shocked by anything and I’m certainly not offended by it! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 150June 26, 2021 6:45 AM

And yes, Max won another Emmy! His speech was awesome. We were texting back and forth all evening and he loves all the support and outpouring of love he’s been getting. Going to talk to him tomorrow about setting a date for another live event. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 151June 26, 2021 6:47 AM

R147 Wojo: “Stanley Taddeus Wojciehowicz” Judge: “That doesn’t scare me!!”

Never gets old! LOL

by Anonymousreply 152June 26, 2021 6:50 AM

Hey Sue! SO happy for Max! I'm sure you're elated too!. I missed the speech.. hopefully it'll be up on youtube later.

A live event with him would be awesome. I'll keep my ear to the ground so I don't miss any news from you regarding this.

by Anonymousreply 153June 26, 2021 6:59 AM

I love that episode R147. He looks great in that grey suit and those pants don't leave much to the imagination. There are times he's swinging freely and you can make out dick and balls easily. Oddly enough I think it's the only time I saw him "dress left". Most of the other episode where you could see a vpl he wore it to the right.

by Anonymousreply 154June 26, 2021 7:00 AM

[quote] I can’t speak for all the women here but don’t hold back on my account! Doesn’t bother me at all

Great. I think some of us might have been feeling self-conscious around the ladies. :)

[quote] I’ve read too much Kirk/Spock fanfic to be shocked by anything

Wait... what??? lmfao!!!

by Anonymousreply 155June 26, 2021 7:17 AM

[quote] Great. I think some of us might have been feeling self-conscious around the ladies. :)

Oh gosh! I agree with Sue. Please don't stop lusting on our account. I come here for the Wojo smut! 🤣💦. There are no words to accurately describe how much I'd love to fuck him, but I could never say so in the other BM/MG platforms I post in. Too many wilting flowers 😒...

Congratulations on the Emmy, darling Max!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 156June 26, 2021 9:06 AM

[quote] I love that episode [R147]. He looks great in that grey suit and those pants don't leave much to the imagination. There are times he's swinging freely and you can make out dick and balls easily. Oddly enough I think it's the only time I saw him "dress left". Most of the other episode where you could see a vpl he wore it to the right.

He was definitely freeballing under those suit pants. You could literally make out dick AND balls.

by Anonymousreply 157June 26, 2021 1:19 PM

[quote] Wait... what??? lmfao!!!

That was exactly my reaction! 🤣

by Anonymousreply 158June 26, 2021 1:20 PM

Just posted a video message from Max on the page! Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 159June 26, 2021 10:35 PM

155, 158. In the Star Trek fandom, fanfiction that portrays Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock as lovers is hugely popular and has been since the 70s. Some of it is beautifully romantic and a lot of it is just fucking HOT. Same is true in the Emergency! fandom (very popular 70s TV show about paramedics and firefighters-most of them pretty damn sexy. Kevin Tighe’s chest made me realize I was not like the other boys!). I’ve even seen some *very* hot Barney Miller fic pairing Wojo with Harris or with Dietrich. Absolutely everything and anything goes in fanfic! Pretty sure that’s what Sue was referring to!

by Anonymousreply 160June 26, 2021 10:47 PM

155, 158 Oops, didn’t tag properly, sorry!

by Anonymousreply 161June 26, 2021 10:48 PM

155,158 Can you tell I’m new here?

by Anonymousreply 162June 26, 2021 10:49 PM

155 158 Okay I give up!

by Anonymousreply 163June 26, 2021 10:50 PM

Ff King, just put a capital R before the number of the poster you’re referencing and it will link to them.

I’ve written some fanfic myself, and I love reading it too! There’s even some hot Adam 12 fanfic out there. I’d love to read some of the BM ones.

by Anonymousreply 164June 27, 2021 1:11 AM

R160 you’re correct! Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 165June 27, 2021 10:47 PM

Whoa, wait up R160! You can't leave without telling us where to go read those *very* hot Barney Miller fics. I thought I'd combed the internet but haven't seen that. Wojo with Harris would be a fun read. With Dietrich... somehow I can't picture that lol. Link or website, please?

I had been writing a fan fic of my own as a character that gets arrested by Wojo for soliciting, but there were so many fantasies been written about him here at the time that it would had seemed redundant, so I never finished writing it.

by Anonymousreply 166June 28, 2021 12:02 AM

^Finish it, Justin! I think the Harris/Wojo coupling is interesting as well. I picture Wojo being so turned on by reading Erica Jong's erotic Fear of Flying, which Harris lent him to read in the episode where Wojo was afraid to transport a prisoner to another state by plane, that he ends up propositioning Harris when they're out at a bar having a beer. Wojo's libido was always depicted as being sky high, and Harris always seems like he'd be fluid, even though he was supposedly straight.

by Anonymousreply 167June 28, 2021 12:21 AM

Hey guys, it's great to see more posts in here.

Fanfiction King @ R160 - yes please. Where can we find those BM fan fics?

Justin @ R166 - you gotta finish that, brother!

R167 - that sounds like a great idea too. Are you a good writer?

by Anonymousreply 168June 28, 2021 3:14 AM

[quote]that sounds like a great idea too. Are you a good writer?

Thanks. I think I'm ok. I've written lots of stories, and have even posted some adult ones on a couple of online sites and they've gotten good reviews.

by Anonymousreply 169June 28, 2021 4:16 AM

Here’s some Barney Miller fic featuring Wojo!

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by Anonymousreply 170June 28, 2021 5:34 AM

And another!

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by Anonymousreply 171June 28, 2021 5:42 AM

And another!

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by Anonymousreply 172June 28, 2021 5:44 AM

Hey all! I was just talking to Max and the Zoom is a go! Just waiting for him to check his schedule and see what date works best for him. He’s so touched by all the love he’s getting! Stay tuned!

by Anonymousreply 173June 28, 2021 6:26 AM

R166 write it Justin! I have a half written fic where Wojo falls for Fish’s niece, who happens to be a cop, but I never finished it. I’ll finish mine if you finish yours!

by Anonymousreply 174June 28, 2021 6:29 AM

R167 I don’t know if you guys knew this, but Ron Glass was gay. He apparently had a very long relationship with Tony Geary, of General Hospital fame.

by Anonymousreply 175June 28, 2021 6:30 AM

Doesn’t he look just like a little boy on Christmas morning after he found out Santa brought him exactly what he wanted? So adorable!

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by Anonymousreply 176June 28, 2021 7:52 AM

He's the most adorable man "of a certain age" there is, R176. I could still throw my arms around his neck and nevah evah let him go 😋.

r166 and r174 Oh pleeeze guys, finish your fan fic stories!!!!! I am a girl too Sue, and I would love to read your story about Wojo with Fish's niece!!! 😃. Can't wait for the Zoom!!

by Anonymousreply 177June 28, 2021 8:23 AM

Another vote for finish that fanfic, Shields. I take it the solicitor is male? And make it really hardcore mate. Like having an epic wanking to Max Gail after reading it. You too Miss Sue.

by Anonymousreply 178June 28, 2021 8:34 AM

Haha R174! Ok, Sue... it's a deal! Mine is not quite half way written and it's fairly lengthy, but I still remember pretty well where I wanted to go with it. I'll start writing again :) And I'd love to read your fanfic with Fish's niece. Sounds like a very interesting idea for a story. If you've published other fanfic before, I'd love to take a peek.

R167 / R169: What a great idea for pairing up Wojo and Harris. Would you be up for writing out the story?

And yes R178, the character in my fic is a young man who falls for Wojo after being arrested by him in a police raid. Wojo fights himself, but ultimately ends up being seduced into having his first man to man sexual encounter. It is indeed very graphic and sexually explicit.

Thanks Fanfiction King! You're a prince!

by Anonymousreply 179June 28, 2021 1:45 PM

[quote] Hey all! I was just talking to Max and the Zoom is a go! Just waiting for him to check his schedule and see what date works best for him.

Thank you so much! This is fantastic and I can't wait! I thought he sounded a bit tired (and understandably so) when he recorded his last video message after his Emmy win. Yet, he spent the energy to thank his fans. Now he's taking time to do this... he's beyond awesome!

I've heard the rumors R175, but I wasn't sure if there was any validity to it. If Ron Glass was indeed gay, I wonder if the other cast members of Barney Miller were aware of it at the time.

by Anonymousreply 180June 28, 2021 2:15 PM

I was also aware that Ron was gay. I, too wonder if the cast knew, and if they didn’t, how he felt when certain gay storylines arose.

That’s great news about the zoom! The last one was fun, and I’m sure this one will be too.

Justin, I will attempt to flesh out the Wojo/Harris fanfic. The one I’m currently writing (almost finished) concerns a man named “Stanley Gail” who ends up having a torrid affair with the young man who lives across the street from him. It gets...graphic 😆.

by Anonymousreply 181June 28, 2021 6:26 PM

R181, is the young man who lives across the street from your main character named "Maxwell Wojciehowicz"? lol. I've love to read that when you're finished or other fanfic you've written, if you don't mind sharing.

And I'm sure all of us would love to read that Wojo/Harris fanfic ;)

by Anonymousreply 182June 28, 2021 10:37 PM

Wow FFKing, pretty interesting fic! I never considered Wojo and Dietrich together, never mind a threesome with Harris! Pretty hot!

by Anonymousreply 183June 28, 2021 11:17 PM

[quote] And I'm sure all of us would love to read that Wojo/Harris fanfic ;)

Indeed. Write it R182. And Justin, that plot for yours sounds really hot.

I read the fics on SquidgeWorld. Whoever wrote them liked the idea of Wojo with Dietrich. But that one scene with Wojo bottoming for DeeDee kinda fucked me up. I thought if Max read this he'd had to go poke out his mind's eye. But at least it wasn't Levitt LOL

by Anonymousreply 184June 28, 2021 11:32 PM

[quote] [R181], is the young man who lives across the street from your main character named "Maxwell Wojciehowicz"?

LOL now there’s a thought!

by Anonymousreply 185June 28, 2021 11:50 PM

[quote] The one I’m currently writing (almost finished) concerns a man named “Stanley Gail” who ends up having a torrid affair with the young man who lives across the street from him. It gets...graphic 😆.

🤣🤣🤣I love that!! Please let us read it when you finish writing it! ❤️

[quote] And I'd love to read your fanfic with Fish's niece.

Really Justin? I hope I'm not being too nosy, but you wouldn't mind reading erotica that involves females? I didn't think most men who post on this site would go for that❓Forgive me if I'm stepping out of line by asking

by Anonymousreply 186June 29, 2021 12:27 AM

[quote] I hope I'm not being too nosy, but you wouldn't mind reading erotica that involves females? Forgive me if I'm stepping out of line by asking

Not at all "Rachel". Ask whatever you want, I don't offend easy. Is that name for Barney's daughter who goes out on a date with Wojo? lol. To answer your question, I don't go out with other men only. I'm also attracted to women, so I enjoy reading M/F stories as well. Besides, we all love Max so it's nice to support each other, right?

Here's Max reading our fanfic about him 😆

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by Anonymousreply 187June 29, 2021 1:34 AM

I want a fic with these two. OMG the sexual awakening they gave me! So damn hot!!

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by Anonymousreply 188June 29, 2021 3:07 AM

I’m loving these posts!

by Anonymousreply 189June 29, 2021 3:17 AM

That pic of Max “reading fanfic” is classic!

by Anonymousreply 190June 29, 2021 3:18 AM

Fuck yes r188! I gave myself a boner just imagining Wojo topping Roy

by Anonymousreply 191June 29, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote] Here's Max reading our fanfic about him 😆

He looks so fucking hot there! And those lips! I would suck so much cum out of him!!

by Anonymousreply 192June 29, 2021 3:52 AM

I’ve been kissed by Max. Touched and hugged tons too. Being in his arms was amazing. We were wildly attracted to each other but it was just never the right time. It’s been years. He’s happily committed to a lovely lady now and they are an adorable couple. He sure knows how to flirt and seduce though, that’s for sure!

by Anonymousreply 193June 29, 2021 4:45 AM

^Lucky you!!!

by Anonymousreply 194June 29, 2021 5:09 AM

@ R187. Thank you Justin! You are sooo sweet!!! 💋💋💋.

Btw, I think I spotted you on the Facebook Barney Miller Fan page. If you are who I think you are with the ocean behind you in your profile pic.... you are gorgeous!!!! 😍

by Anonymousreply 195June 29, 2021 6:24 AM

R187 R195 I’m an admin in that group! It’s pretty easy to figure out who I am. LOL if any of you want to send me a friend request please feel free! Don’t worry, what happens on Datalounge stays on Datalounge, full stop. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 196June 29, 2021 6:44 AM

Speaking of the Barney Miller group on Facebook, I’m more than a bit pissed off right now. Some jerk (don’t know a nicer way to put it) keeps posting the most hateful, homophobic garbage about Ron Glass, even going so far as to claim he died of AIDS. It’s so disgusting, especially since he’s not here to defend himself. He doesn’t deserve to have his memory disrespected like that! His sexuality isn’t really anyone’s business and what difference would it make anyway? He didn’t die of AIDS. Effective treatments for HIV have been in place since long before he passed. What took him took him way too soon though. I’m an admin in that group so I’ve been able to shut it down quickly but people like that really push my buttons! And to think they call themselves fans of the show! I just posted laying down the law and making it clear such BS isn’t going to be tolerated.

by Anonymousreply 197June 29, 2021 6:51 AM

That is awful Sue. Glad you nixed that jerk.

by Anonymousreply 198June 29, 2021 8:55 AM

Hey Sue, I saw what happened in the BM group. I didn't see the guy's actual posts about Glass, I think you had deleted them by then. But I got an idea of what was going on from your replies. I think you handled it as well as anyone could have. Some people have no filter and no manners, and even if we take the perspective that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions, his commentary is not in the spirit of what the group was created for. It is disrespectful to the other members, to the other actors, and first and foremost, to Ron Glass. You sent him a clear message of "shape up or ship out". Hopefully, he'll get the hint. It is upsetting for sure, but you always have the veto power if he insists on being an asshole. Oh! and thanks for answering my question about Kogan! :)

by Anonymousreply 199June 29, 2021 9:49 AM

R193, you know you're killing us, right? lol. I remember someone else saying a while back that she use to run into him at the Universal lot back in the day, and that he was an aggressively flirtatious man.

R195, thank you Rachel. Yes, that's me with my father at the beach a couple of years ago, just before he passed.

R188, Yep! I'd be all for that too! Kevin was hot for sure, but Max... oh baby... And those shots of him out of the shower with his bathrobe open and chest hair in view make my mouth water... That's a man!!

by Anonymousreply 200June 29, 2021 11:09 AM

What an extraordinarily handsome, masculine man @ R187. But also look at his hands in that photo. Have you noticed how perfect they are? Imagine those thick, long fingers penetrating you. Imagine Max shoving them inside your mouth for you to suck on, as he fucks you.

by Anonymousreply 201June 29, 2021 11:36 AM

R199 R200 you’re welcome! I sent you a PM on FB just to say hi. 🙂

I met Kevin years ago, he has the most beautiful blue eyes and he’s kind and charmingly shy!

I wouldn’t say Max is aggressive, but he does know how to turn on the charm!

I was very tempted to tell the jerk in the Barney Miller fan group, “Congratulations! Max Gail thinks you’re an asshole!” but I didn’t think that would have been very adminy of me. LOL!

by Anonymousreply 202June 29, 2021 9:58 PM

^Ah, but it would have been satisfying!

by Anonymousreply 203June 30, 2021 12:07 AM

R203 You are not wrong!

by Anonymousreply 204June 30, 2021 2:12 AM

R176 R177 I agree, he’s adorable in that pic. His smile is priceless!

by Anonymousreply 205June 30, 2021 2:38 AM

R197 It's a shame! Everyone else in the group is really cool and there is a ton of activity. There always has to be someone to spoil it for everyone else. I'm glad you told him off!!! 😡😡

by Anonymousreply 206June 30, 2021 2:40 AM

[quote] Imagine those thick, long fingers penetrating you. Imagine Max shoving them inside your mouth for you to suck on, as he fucks you.

Oh damn!!! I'm dead!! 😵💦💦💦

Now it's all I'll be able to think about when I watch him in the Quarantine episodes that are going to air tonight on fetv.

by Anonymousreply 207June 30, 2021 2:44 AM

I asked Max how is it he looks younger now than he did when he won his first Emmy two years ago? What’s his secret? He just laughed. LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 208June 30, 2021 2:46 AM

^ Is is weird that he's approaching 80 and I'm still drawn to him?

What is the Barney Miller FB group you guys keep talking about? And does Max participate?

by Anonymousreply 209June 30, 2021 8:26 AM

R202 Hey Sue! I just saw your PM. Sent you a reply back :)

[quote] “Congratulations! Max Gail thinks you’re an asshole!”

Well, I hope to never make into that group, lol. But it would make for a funny t-shirt!. Maybe we should print a few and hand them over if there ever is another parade of assholes.

R209 Just search for Barney Miller Fan Group on FB. I don't think Max is involved, but it's a fun group with a lot members who love the show. And, no, I don't think it's weird...

by Anonymousreply 210June 30, 2021 10:50 AM

Hey guys, would you be ok if I invited a good friend of mine to post here? I've known her for a very long time, and she loves Max Gail too. She's on his FB page and on the BM group as well. I know her to be a discrete person, and would definitely respect the "What happens in Datalounge, stays in Datalounge" code. She's given these Max Gail threads lookeies before, but has never commented being respectful that this is mostly a site for men.

by Anonymousreply 211June 30, 2021 11:47 AM

^That would be awesome, Justin. The more the merrier!

by Anonymousreply 212June 30, 2021 4:22 PM

[quote]Now it's all I'll be able to think about when I watch him in the Quarantine episodes that are going to air tonight on fetv.

Seeing him sweaty and lying face down on a cot with that beautiful round butt of his in that episode was a real treat!

by Anonymousreply 213June 30, 2021 4:23 PM

Bring her over Justin R211. I hope she's ok with the smut talk and men speaking freely about their desires

by Anonymousreply 214June 30, 2021 11:03 PM

Well, there goes the neighborhood! LOL. Just kidding. You don't even have to ask R211. This is an open forum.

by Anonymousreply 215June 30, 2021 11:42 PM

Alright, thanks guys. I agree Original OP.

R211, Right lol. I thought I'd be polite to ask

R211, She's no wilting flower. She can out-smut me under the table sometimes!

by Anonymousreply 216July 1, 2021 1:35 AM

^ Sorry. I meant R215 and R214, respectively.

by Anonymousreply 217July 1, 2021 1:37 AM

R213 like this?

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by Anonymousreply 218July 1, 2021 5:13 AM

R211, sure, why not?

by Anonymousreply 219July 1, 2021 5:14 AM

R209 It’s called Barney Miller Fan Group. 🙂 Max is not involved in it but he is involved in his fan page on FB. He comments often and shares video messages. 🙂

And no, I don’t think so. If anyone is proof that age is just a number, it’s Max!

by Anonymousreply 220July 1, 2021 5:17 AM

R210, sent you a reply! And yes, invite your friend, the more the merrier!

by Anonymousreply 221July 1, 2021 5:21 AM

Yep, R218. That’s it!

by Anonymousreply 222July 1, 2021 12:21 PM

Hey everybody! I'm Justin's friend, Maria. Thanks for letting me tag along! 🙂

This page is decidedly different from the Max Gail /B.M. Facebook pages! LOL. And please guys, don't hold back on expressing your feelings on my account. I don't blush, and there's probably little -if any- that you could say that I wouldn't agree on.

Nice to meet you all, and looking forward to the fun chats in here! 😉

by Anonymousreply 223July 1, 2021 1:49 PM

May I add some pics?

This photo is fuzzy and grainy because of the VHS quality, but he looks quite the gorgeous stud muffin in here.

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by Anonymousreply 224July 1, 2021 1:54 PM

R218 ~ I'd run through field full of landmines to get my hands on that ass!

Who doesn't love a man in uniform... especially when he's got dimples in his cheeks like these!

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by Anonymousreply 225July 1, 2021 2:26 PM

And this one (for fun) is Max Gail "kissing" Scott Bakula on "Quantum Leap". If Scott doesn't want to be kissed by Max, I'm sure there are plenty of us here that would gladly fill up his space LOL.

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by Anonymousreply 226July 1, 2021 2:29 PM

Welcome Maria! I help Max run his Facebook page. 🙂 I think you’ll find it’s a lot of fun here!

by Anonymousreply 227July 1, 2021 6:33 PM

R224, do you happen to know where that’s from?

by Anonymousreply 228July 1, 2021 6:34 PM

Welcome Maria! Those are some great pix.

by Anonymousreply 229July 1, 2021 6:38 PM

Welcome Maria. Glad to have you here. Thanks for the new Max pics, they are great! That first one with the do-rag stopped me in my tracks. Beautiful!

by Anonymousreply 230July 2, 2021 12:12 AM

Yay!!! Another playmate!!! 🙃😃

"Wentworth" is your username? I love it! 😂

by Anonymousreply 231July 2, 2021 12:34 AM

I’m visiting Max in LA in January! Can’t wait. When I was telling him I was going to be in town I jokingly asked if he could squeeze me in for a hug he said “Of course! And more!”

I immediately thought of you all for some reason. LOL!

by Anonymousreply 232July 2, 2021 2:52 AM

R223 Hey kiddo! Good to finally see you here! Wentworth, really? Lmao!

R232 Oh Sue... you sure know how to make us jealous! Give Max a hug back from all of us, which means you'll have to hang on to him for extra long time... ;)

by Anonymousreply 233July 2, 2021 3:16 AM

It's the "and more" part that's got me hot and bothered, LOL.

by Anonymousreply 234July 2, 2021 3:51 AM

Thanks for the warm welcoming everyone!

Well, I liked Detective Wentworth, but she also got to say "good morning" to Wojo before even making it to the office. I'm living vicariously LOL

R227 * Hello Sue! Sure, I know who you are! Congratulations on the success of Max's Facebook page 🙂I don't know if you've ever come to LA before, but I hope you'll enjoy your future visit here! About the pic at R224, that's from a movie called "The Lakeside Killer". You have the promo photo of Max and Bess Armstrong on Max's page. I'm having a better copy digitalized.

More beautiful Wojo.

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by Anonymousreply 235July 2, 2021 6:11 AM

[quote] When I was telling him I was going to be in town I jokingly asked if he could squeeze me in for a hug he said “Of course! And more!” I immediately thought of you all for some reason. LOL

That's mean!!! 🤣🤣Jk, enjoy Max!! What I wouldn't give to get a hug from Max! I'd probably faint. I'm even envious of Justin for living in the same city. Are you in LA too Maria? I'm from Houston.

That's a great photo of Wojo in his varsity jacket! I love that you guys have been posting so many pics lately! 😊

by Anonymousreply 236July 2, 2021 8:45 AM

[quote] Are you in LA too Maria? I'm from Houston.

Hello Rachel! Yes I'm in Los Angeles :-)

Here are a couple more random pictures of him. This is Max with his DC Cab look, but from a show called Insight

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by Anonymousreply 237July 2, 2021 10:30 AM

Pecs, shoulders, biceps, chest fur...

Is it weird that I find him utterly irresistible with his hair all over the place?

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by Anonymousreply 238July 2, 2021 10:40 AM

With unidentified lady (can't make out her name), at unidentified public event. Really like his necklace and digging more of that chest fur.

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by Anonymousreply 239July 2, 2021 10:43 AM

R239, that was his girlfriend at the time. She’s the one that stoked his passion for Native American rights. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 240July 2, 2021 11:11 AM

Welcome r223. You wouldn't happen to have any Max dick pics? Not to be rude, but this is a gay man's website :)

by Anonymousreply 241July 2, 2021 12:33 PM

I think Max was good friends with the late Canadian actor Don Francks, who was also a big proponent of Native American rights. Don was also a love child and a hippy.

by Anonymousreply 242July 2, 2021 3:39 PM

That entire scene in The Lakeside Killer when he comes into his apartment with the bandanna on his head after going for a jog will make you lick your computer screen. Holy hotness~!

Interesting R240. I always wondered how a kid from Ann Arbor became so interested in Native American culture.

by Anonymousreply 243July 2, 2021 11:25 PM

R241, Max has never done any nude scenes in movies so it’s unlikely.

by Anonymousreply 244July 2, 2021 11:31 PM

R235 Hi! Yes I’ve been to LA several times, it’s always a fun place to visit! The last time I was there was 2017, I was in charge of a big cast reunion/fan event for an old 70s TV show called CHiPs. I live in NYC. 🙂

I posted the pics on Max’s page. Thanks so much for sharing!

by Anonymousreply 245July 2, 2021 11:49 PM

You could pretty much undress him with your eyes in everything that he wore. It all fit him snug because of his robust build.

by Anonymousreply 246July 3, 2021 12:21 AM

^ There has been a lot of Max eye undressing in my living-room R246. Specially during the first few seasons of Barney Miller when he wore those pants so tightly it's a wonder he could sit down.

R236, if you ever come to LA "Rachel" maybe Maria and I can take you to dinner to one of the restaurants Max used to frequent back in the day. I'd extend the same offer to you Sue, but you're going to be in far better company ;)

by Anonymousreply 247July 3, 2021 12:47 AM

R247 I’d love to meet up with you sometime, if you don’t mind being seen with an old woman. LOL

by Anonymousreply 248July 3, 2021 2:02 AM

Lol, Well, "Anonymous" @ R248, I thought from your answer you might be Sue. But if you're referring to yourself as an "old woman", then you can't possibly be Sue. I'm happy to meet up with any Max Gail fan in here :)

by Anonymousreply 249July 3, 2021 2:23 AM

[quote]There has been a lot of Max eye undressing in my living-room [R246]. Specially during the first few seasons of Barney Miller when he wore those pants so tightly it's a wonder he could sit down.

Indeed!

by Anonymousreply 250July 3, 2021 2:27 AM

[quote] [R236], if you ever come to LA "Rachel" maybe Maria and I can take you to dinner to one of the restaurants Max used to frequent back in the day.

😃😃OMG! Justin, do you mean it? I'd LOVE to meet you both!! I've never been to LA, but now I might have to plan a tip LOL 😉. And to sit down at a restaurant that has been graced by Max's hynie would seriously be one of the highlights of my life! ❤️❤️

Love the new posts on Max's FB page, Sue!!

by Anonymousreply 251July 3, 2021 2:51 AM

R249 oops yes that was me, I got distracted by a cat demanding treats and forgot to sign my post! LOL! Yes I’m an old woman of 51. I remember when Barney Miller was still on TV, even though I wasn’t old enough to stay up and watch it. LOL

by Anonymousreply 252July 3, 2021 4:36 AM

Would love to meet up with you too, Maria and Rachel!

by Anonymousreply 253July 3, 2021 4:37 AM

R239 / R245 * Thank you Sue!! Wow, you've made my day! 😃. I'm sorry, should I had cut Max's girlfriend out of the picture before posting it here? It is an unpublished photo, so I hope I didn't violate his privacy!. I guess he had a number of girlfriends during his last few years on Barney Miller. I think that's about the 4th one I can count. So you're from NYC? My s/o is from Staten Island, and he's always jokingly complaining that it is the one borough that always gets made fun of LOL.

If you're going to be here in LA in January and you have some time to spare, maybe Justin and I can meet you for lunch and have some fun before you head home? You too Rachel, if you can manage a visit 🙂

by Anonymousreply 254July 3, 2021 8:48 AM

R241 * LOL, sorry, no... I don't have any pics of his dick! I just have to stare at the crotch of his pants and strain my eyes like the rest of you. But I'm sure R244 is correct. If there was any nudes of Max Gail out there I think Justin would have found them by now!

[quote] That entire scene in The Lakeside Killer when he comes into his apartment with the bandanna on his head after going for a jog will make you lick your computer screen. Holy hotness~!

Yessss.... and those shorts he's wearing that accentuate his gorgeous bubble butt, and reveal his massive muscular thighs... 🥵

Question: Is the "WW" button on this site the equivalent of the "Like" button on Facebook? Happy 4th of July weekend everyone!

by Anonymousreply 255July 3, 2021 9:07 AM

R254 No you’re fine! I just cropped her because she looked so unhappy to me that I got protective and didn’t want to risk any negative comments being made.

I’m originally from Boston but moved here to be with my now husband 19 years ago. 🙂 I LOVE how they treat Staten Island on Barney Miller, it’s hilarious to me! We’re where Wojo saw the UFO, where the crazy survivalist couple got all their supplies and where the really pathetic militia dude came from! Even in my fanfic I have a scene that takes place after the show ends where Levitt reveals he got transferred to Staten Island and Harris says, “And I thought Queens was bad!” LOL

Would love to have lunch with you guys!

by Anonymousreply 256July 3, 2021 10:03 AM

By the way, Max left a comment about the necklace he’s wearing in that one pic!

I hope to have a date set for the Zoom by the end of this coming week. Just have to schedule a video chat with Max!

by Anonymousreply 257July 3, 2021 10:06 AM

The women in Max's official FB are losing their shit over R224 and R239 . That first one from the movie makes me wanna lick the sweat off his neck while I slip my hand under his pants and massage his cock...

by Anonymousreply 258July 3, 2021 1:00 PM

^ I'd strip him naked - tie his wrists to the pull up bar above his head - drop to my knees in front of him, and suck every last drop of cum out of his heavy balls

by Anonymousreply 259July 3, 2021 1:16 PM

I’ve been watching Lakeside Killer and OH MAN. That scene posted with the bandana on his head where he comes in sweaty from jogging. The short-shorts alone...

by Anonymousreply 260July 3, 2021 3:08 PM

[quote] LOL! Yes I’m an old woman of 51.

Oh stooop.... 51 is not old, Sue!. And you certainly do not look old. I'm more concerned as to whether 2 beautiful women like yourself and Maria want to be seen with a guy with a busted leg! Alright, let's do lunch in January then! Are you going to be here on business or leisure? And yes Rachel, I meant it :)

R258, R259, R160 Hell yes to all of it! And that bandanna on his head is giving me visions of having him blindfolded with it, and some light bondage play...

by Anonymousreply 261July 3, 2021 9:55 PM

[quote] [R254] No you’re fine! I just cropped her because she looked so unhappy to me that I got protective and didn’t want to risk any negative comments being made.

Oh good, Sue!! I thought, I'm not here 24 hours and I'm already screwing things up! LOL. I have about 5 more slides from that shoot in which she has a better expression, but Max looks like he's had a couple, and has sort of a tipsy look in his eyes (not "Hash" territory, but approaching LOL). That was the only photo where he doesn't show it.

I also read Max saying that he was trying to remember that episode of Insight. It was called "The Game Room" from 1983. Would you like me to link it up and send the episode to you? You can then pass it on to him if he'd like to refresh his memory. Btw, have you watched all of Max's work?

Really looking forward to reading your fanfic too!

by Anonymousreply 262July 3, 2021 11:19 PM

[quote] The women in Max's official FB are losing their shit over [R224] and [R239] . LOL.That face is well worth losing your shit over R258, not to mention the body underneath it! That's why I just had to take that screen cap, I love him there! and OMG yes, that neck is just screaming lick me and bite me!

by Anonymousreply 263July 3, 2021 11:23 PM

Sorry... I'm still learning the formatting here. I'll try this again..

[quote] The women in Max's official FB are losing their shit over [R224] and [R239]

LOL.That face is well worth losing your shit over [R258], not to mention the body underneath it! That's why I just had to take that screen cap, I love him there! and OMG yes, that neck is just screaming lick me and bite me!

by Anonymousreply 264July 3, 2021 11:26 PM

I'm feeling left out of the cool kids class

by Anonymousreply 265July 4, 2021 12:00 AM

I love his look here. Very '70s/early '80s porn star-ish.

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by Anonymousreply 266July 4, 2021 1:25 AM

R258 They sure are! Max just laughs. He’s never considered himself attractive!

R261 Thanks for the compliment! I’ll be there for leisure.

R262 Sure! Max would love that! No I haven’t seen all of his work yet. You’re doing fine! He was so endearingly goofy in Hash!

R265 Everyone who posts here is cool! Well except the ones that tell us to stop posting! LOL

R266 I love Max dearly but the mustache was not his best look. A beard though, man could he rock one!

by Anonymousreply 267July 4, 2021 7:21 AM

[quote] [R258] They sure are! Max just laughs. He’s never considered himself attractive!

He may laugh, but he has to be enjoying it. He has to know that what those women are saying is just the tip of the iceberg of what they're really thinking, and some of them look young enough to be his daughters. Trust me. It's really stroking his male ego. Whether he admits it or not.

by Anonymousreply 268July 4, 2021 11:27 AM

^ Thats true. The desire and the want for validation never goes away, even at his age of 78. He's a straight red blooded male. He's loving it, Sue.

by Anonymousreply 269July 4, 2021 11:39 PM

Well, I was going to leave him a comment on the post of him with the necklace complimenting his smile, but I chickened out! LOL

R266 * I think it's so lovely when the interviewer calls him handsome and he turns around and looks over his shoulder as if to say: she can't be taking about me. LOL. I think he was always gorgeous, but I prefer him clean shaven. He has (as still has) such a handsome, masculine face... why cover it up?

[quote] [R262] Sure! Max would love that! No I haven’t seen all of his work yet.

I've uploaded the episode file Sue, but I just found out that this site does not allow hyperlinks. May I PM you on Facebook to share it there with you?

by Anonymousreply 270July 5, 2021 12:26 AM

R270 Sure!

by Anonymousreply 271July 5, 2021 1:31 AM

Oops I did it again! My cats were terrified of all the fireworks going off in the neighborhood and I was distracted. R271 is me! ~Sue

by Anonymousreply 272July 5, 2021 5:19 AM

[quote} [R258], [R259], [R160] Hell yes to all of it! And that bandanna on his head is giving me visions of having him blindfolded with it, and some light bondage play...

He would had made the hottest Dom in his prime. I would've worshipped his cock and begged for it all day long like his own personal fucking slave.

by Anonymousreply 273July 5, 2021 9:16 AM

R273, I personally prefer to be the dominant one and in control. But I would had agreed to anything he wanted if he'd let me get inside his pants. What an incredibly erotic sight he would had made stripped naked, tied to the bed and helpless, with his hands bound just above his head... Hmmm, the possibilities...

by Anonymousreply 274July 5, 2021 9:59 AM

R273 & R274 * I would have given a year's salary to walk into my bedroom and have him be my Dom for one night. Put the nice guy aside for a while and make him turn into a beast 🥵🥵🥵...

R271, Sent you a PM, Sue!

by Anonymousreply 275July 5, 2021 11:43 AM

Gah! All these last few posts about Max are making me feel like I'm in heat! 😂🤤 More, please! 😉

Wentworth, do you write fanfics too? I would really like to read more of that R275 BDSM encounter.........

Sue please, don't rat us out to Max! LOL!! 😅

by Anonymousreply 276July 5, 2021 11:13 PM

Am I alone in that I kind of want Sue to softly clue Max in on the fact that a lot of us gay men have the hots for him?

by Anonymousreply 277July 5, 2021 11:44 PM

^ Lol, Original OP! I'd be afraid that he'd do a search, found these threads about him, read some of our most balls out comments, and got a restraining order against all of us!

R265, Why would you feel that way?

by Anonymousreply 278July 6, 2021 12:23 AM

Ummm... let's let sleeping dogs lie 🤫 R277. Not that I'm calling Maxwell a dog...

by Anonymousreply 279July 6, 2021 12:43 AM

Ok, agreed Justin and R279!

by Anonymousreply 280July 6, 2021 12:45 AM

Lol, I was joking OOP. It'd be up to Sue whether she wants to tease him with the thought and laugh about it with him.

by Anonymousreply 281July 6, 2021 1:01 AM

I figured you were joking, LOL! I sort of waiver over whether or not I'd like him to have an inkling about all the DL dirty talk.

by Anonymousreply 282July 6, 2021 1:29 AM

R277 * I suspect Max might already be aware that he has a large gay men following. I saw a comment that a handsome young man left him on his Facebook months ago telling him that he was beautiful, and that he'd been the reason why he watched Barney Miller, along with many others. Max didn't react to the comment, but I guess he read it.

by Anonymousreply 283July 6, 2021 9:54 PM

[quote] Wentworth, do you write fanfics too? I would really like to read more of that [R275] BDSM encounter.........

Haha.. I wasn’t thinking BDSM as much as Max as a Gentle Dom. I’ve never written erotic fanfic R276, I don’t know if I’d be any good at it, and I'm kinda shy 😂. But I can maybe give it a try, if you guys want.

by Anonymousreply 284July 6, 2021 10:07 PM

[quote] I’ve never written erotic fanfic [R276], I don’t know if I’d be any good at it, and I'm kinda shy 😂.

Love, I've heard you letting it all hang out before. You can write it lol

by Anonymousreply 285July 7, 2021 4:23 AM

Max in uniform

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by Anonymousreply 286July 7, 2021 5:15 AM

Wears a three piece suit well!

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by Anonymousreply 287July 7, 2021 5:16 AM

Love that look!

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by Anonymousreply 288July 7, 2021 5:19 AM

R286 * I love that you shared that photo! I have a special weakness for Max Gail in "Pearl". He's just... perfection. Here's a face close up of him in that movie.

R288 * Omg! Gorgeous! 😍😍

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by Anonymousreply 289July 7, 2021 8:38 AM

I don't know why, but I also have a weakness for the expression in his face here. It's like he has this "little boy" look in his eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 290July 7, 2021 8:50 AM

Someone was just talking about that suit R287. You can see his cock and ball freely swinging in some scenes of that BM episode. MASSIVE turn on.

R289: [bold] FUCK ME!!! [/bold] I mean, I seriously [italic] need him [/italic] to fuck me! Perfection indeed.

by Anonymousreply 291July 7, 2021 9:27 AM

Write it R284 and don't hold back. This ain't Mr. Roger's neighborhood

by Anonymousreply 292July 7, 2021 9:38 AM

I meant "cock and balls". Muriel needs to add a fucking editing feature to DL

by Anonymousreply 293July 7, 2021 9:42 AM

I'm not a regular contributor here but I've been really enjoying the pics posted here lately. He was hot in a very ugly kind of way

by Anonymousreply 294July 7, 2021 11:11 AM

R288 The forearms alone. I want to bend him over his desk, eat that arse and then ram my throbbing dick inside him balls deep.

R289 Beautiful manly face 🔥💦

by Anonymousreply 295July 7, 2021 11:54 AM

That's the face I fell in love with as a teen R289. The first time I realized I was a young boy lusting after another man. I could stare into those hazel green eyes for lifetimes.

That look indeed R288. My forever crush and first love...

by Anonymousreply 296July 7, 2021 12:10 PM

[quote]Someone was just talking about that suit [R287].

That was me, LOL! I literally had to slow-mo his scenes in that episode. I'm actually shocked that the wardrobe people didn't make him put on some underwear (and I'm glad that they didn't).

by Anonymousreply 297July 7, 2021 5:55 PM

Sue just posted a pic of Max and Jeff Bridges on his FB fanpage. They appear to be at a function or something. Two hotties in one pic.

by Anonymousreply 298July 7, 2021 5:56 PM

[quote]He was hot in a very ugly kind of way

Say WHAT???

by Anonymousreply 299July 7, 2021 5:56 PM

I said it to mean that he was hot in a very intense kind of way R299. It was a compliment. The last thing I would call him is ugly

by Anonymousreply 300July 7, 2021 6:18 PM

[quote] Wears a three piece suit well!

It's the Judge! That suit did wonders for Max, specially in the crotch area of his pants. No, it didn't look like he was wearing any underwear. Sometimes I wonder if someone in wardrobe was having some covert fun with him :) I know I would!

R298, I saw the photo pop up on the Getty images website a couple of days ago and it caught my eye. It says that it's from the premiere of a movie called Raoni back in '79. He looks great in that black leather vest.

by Anonymousreply 301July 7, 2021 11:35 PM

^ so was he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 302July 8, 2021 12:03 AM

He seems like a nice and laid back guy. I'd love to meet him sometime. Has anyone here beside Sue met Max?

by Anonymousreply 303July 8, 2021 1:01 AM

There's a scene from "The Judge" episode where he goes in to talk to Barney and you can literally make out his dick and balls. They should have made him wear that gray suit more often. Go to the 10:46 mark in this video and watch it in slow-mo for the full effect (0.5 speed)...

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by Anonymousreply 304July 8, 2021 3:51 AM

R304 the episodes on Daily Motion drive me nuts because the person that posts them flips them so they are backwards and it just doesn’t work for me. My eyes keep trying to see it as it’s supposed to be!

I will catch up on posts soon. I had a family emergency this weekend so I’m behind on everything!

by Anonymousreply 305July 8, 2021 4:41 AM

R303 * I've never met him, but I know someone who did at a Chiller convention in Jersey in few years ago. He said Max was the nicest, most unpretentious famous person he'd ever met. Also very funny. He said he and Max ended up smoking a joint (I don't know if that's true, LOL), and he sent me a photo of the two of them together. Max looked like he was having a good ol' time!

R305 * Sorry to hear about your family emergency, Sue. Hope nothing too serious, sending good vibes...

by Anonymousreply 306July 8, 2021 6:11 AM

R306 Thank you. My father is dying of advanced COPD (don’t smoke kids!) and was rushed to the hospital this weekend. He’s home now and doing okay.

I was at that Chiller! I was Max’s assistant, I sat with him and handled the money and took pics for the fans and such. We had so much fun!

Max does (or has in the past) smoke pot so your friend may be right. I can’t say for sure! I never smelled any on him anyway! He told me a funny story about partying with James Gregory (Inspector Luger) and yes pot was involved. LOL

Your friend is right, he’s the sweetest guy and very funny. Totally humble and down to earth. He’s also very charming and affectionate. I got so many hugs and kisses (platonic!) that weekend! He’s also a wonderful storyteller.

Hal Linden was there too, lovely, super funny gentleman. He and Max have a deep affection with each other and are still great friends. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 307July 8, 2021 8:54 AM

R277 R283 I am pretty sure Max knows he has admirers on both sides. He’s straight but I don’t think it bothers him at all. Someone wrote a very explicit fanfic about him and Ed Asher getting it on, and also about him participating in a gay swingers type party. Max read it. It didn’t really upset him, he was only concerned because it kept showing up in his search results and he didn’t want anyone thinking it was real!

by Anonymousreply 308July 8, 2021 9:00 AM

R278 R279, your secret’s safe with me! You’re all very respectful of him so it’s cool. The only time a poster here had me concerned was a couple years ago when someone posted a fantasy where Max was a violent, sex crazed rapist. Yeah no. That’s just gross! There are lines you just don’t cross, you know?

by Anonymousreply 309July 8, 2021 9:05 AM

R300 Max couldn’t be ugly if he tried! I love that when he appeared on the red carpet for the Emmys, people called him dapper and sassy! LOL

by Anonymousreply 310July 8, 2021 9:08 AM

[quote] [R306] Thank you. My father is dying of advanced COPD (don’t smoke kids!) and was rushed to the hospital this weekend. He’s home now and doing okay.

I'm very sorry to hear about your father, Sue. Seems insensitive to continue making drooling comments over Max, knowing you're going through such an ordeal...

Those conventions are a lot of fun! I attended a couple of "Horror" Expos in Secaucus back in '98 and '99 and got to meet a lot of interesting people, like Elvira, which I'm a huge fan of. That's where Justin and I met too. I wonder if by any chance you would have been around for those conventions too.

by Anonymousreply 311July 8, 2021 10:32 AM

R307, I'm saddened to hear about your dad Sue, and I echo Maria's sentiments. You have all our support here.

I remember the fanfics with Ed Asner and the one about him at a Hollywood bear party, and that they got wiped off the internet. It was either you or a friend of yours who wrote here telling us why they got deleted. Completely understandable.

I also remember the rapist story that you're talking about on the first Max Gail thread. It was the stupidest attempt at a fic. I think the guy got hissed out of here, and at least one person replied to his post calling him "sick". We love Max, and we'd never be disrespectful to him (except for the occasional troll that pops in). We just let off steam sometimes because he was so much desired :)

by Anonymousreply 312July 8, 2021 11:34 AM

[quote] [R303] * I've never met him, but I know someone who did at a Chiller convention in Jersey in few years ago. He said Max was the nicest, most unpretentious famous person he'd ever met

Was that Drew?

[quote] I attended a couple of "Horror" Expos in Secaucus back in '98 and '99 and got to meet a lot of interesting people, like Elvira, which I'm a huge fan of. That's where Justin and I met too.

Yeap, only that you were there while dating one of the guest artists, and I was there as a lowly, unpaid assistant to the assistant's assistant. But you introduced me to Bruce Kulick, so I left there a happy kid :)

by Anonymousreply 313July 8, 2021 11:37 AM

R311 not at all! Don’t stop your fun on my account. I look forward to checking for new posts here! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 314July 8, 2021 12:24 PM

R312, it wasn’t me but yes the site took them down. Max is a very laid back and open minded guy. Love is love is love as far as he’s concerned. 🙂

It’s obvious how much love and respect you all have for him!

by Anonymousreply 315July 8, 2021 12:35 PM

Sorry to hear about your dad, Sue.

I started working on a Wojo/Harris fanfic last night. I'll post with updates the further I get along with it.

by Anonymousreply 316July 8, 2021 5:47 PM

R314 * Ok, Sue 🙂. Maybe you can even smile (and laugh LOL) at some of the most "intense" comments induced by Max's lovely attributes 😄

R316 * Hmmm! Wojo and Harris, my 2 favorites! Can't wait for that!!

[quote] Was that Drew?

Yes. Both of them are outside in front of someone's RV, laughing. Max was wearing a Tribeca Film Festival sweatshirt, and Drew an oversized Ace Frehley tshirt. Fascinating combo!

by Anonymousreply 317July 8, 2021 10:43 PM

Mac has great affection for Ron Glass. They were great friends and if you’ve seen the clip of the rubber chicken prank, you know they had a lot of fun together!

by Anonymousreply 318July 9, 2021 12:37 AM

Awww.. Sue that's sad news about your dad.... 😟

I love it when I come here after a few days off and I see a bunch of new replies! I can never wait to read them! 😃

Awesome R316! That's going to be a fun read! Is it going to get dirty? 😉

R285 Oh yes Wentworth (Maria), please write it! There is so little fanfic on the net written about him, I just can't understand why. He was so damn hot! 🤤

Could you guys give us a preview of the stories? Fuck it, I'll say it: I would reeeeeally love to read about Max/Wojo doing some hard fucking... rough sex... ponding the hell out of someone! 😈😈😈

by Anonymousreply 319July 9, 2021 3:28 AM

@ R318 I've seen that vid on youtube. I was disappointed to see that it was only a rubber chicken coming out of his open fly. Still gave me a cheap thrill. Sorry to hear about you father's situation ma'am.

by Anonymousreply 320July 9, 2021 3:59 AM

[quote] Awesome [R316]! That's going to be a fun read! Is it going to get dirty?

Indeed it will 😁

by Anonymousreply 321July 9, 2021 4:42 AM

R304. This is one of the times I wish the BM DVD collection was available in high def Orig. OP. But even with the so-so image quality, it's evident that Wojo was packing quite the handful down there.

[quote] ^ so was he cut or uncut?

Without x-ray vision R302, I'd put all my chips on cut. At least based on some vpl pics where you can make out the ridge of the head.

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More Wojo vpl...

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by Anonymousreply 323July 9, 2021 9:18 AM

[quote] But even with the so-so image quality, it's evident that Wojo was packing quite the handful down there.

I prefer to look at it as a [bold] mouthful [/bold]

by Anonymousreply 324July 9, 2021 9:33 AM

Hi all! Everyone okay out there?

by Anonymousreply 325July 17, 2021 3:04 AM

Hey Sue! All's good on the western front. Was once again gobsmacked by Max's hotness on tonight's BM episodes. Also still working on the Wojo/Harris fanfic. I will post what I've done so far soon.

by Anonymousreply 326July 17, 2021 3:20 AM

Like someone said before, sometimes we just need to let our balls recharge.

by Anonymousreply 327July 21, 2021 12:09 PM

And in my case R327, let my kitty recover 😈🤣

I'm so looking forward to that R326!!! 😃. Today I watched the episode where Harris dresses as a woman 🤣. He looked very handsome clean shaven, but Wojo outdoes them all 🔥🔥🔥

Where are you Justin? I miss you!

by Anonymousreply 328July 23, 2021 8:35 AM

R328, Justin has been swamped with his home remodel that he's in the middle of. I'll ask him to get his butt over here when gets a chance ;)

We get "Wojo's Girl" playing tonight. It would had been so much better if they would had let Max cast the bad ass looking brunette instead of blondie, but I will settle for having a peek at Max's hairy chest and naked thigh LOL.

by Anonymousreply 329July 29, 2021 4:26 AM

^ Shiiiit... if I had a dollar for every time I whacked off to Wojo coming out of the shower in his bathrobe! 💦💦🤤 I'll go into my bedroom so my hubby doesn't see it, which is ok because I normally go to sleep after Barney Miller anyway 😉

by Anonymousreply 330July 29, 2021 1:08 PM

^LOL

by Anonymousreply 331July 29, 2021 8:33 PM

Lmao R329! My partner has known I've had a mad crush on Wojo for a long time. One time we were watching the show together, and I must have had a look on my face because he turned to me, started laughing and said: "you really wanna fuck him, don't you". I was speechless!! Lol.

I do the same, I go to sleep after Barney Miller. I left a comment on his FB a while back and said that it was the last thing I watched at night before bed, and that I always went to sleep with a smile on y face... I just didn't tell him why! ;) hahaha

by Anonymousreply 332July 30, 2021 12:05 AM

Ok, so this is what I've got so far in the Wojo/Harris fanfic. It's based on the "Fear of Flying" episode and begins with Wojo having some alone time fun after dropping off his prisoner in Cleveland. The Harris hookup (which I'm still working on) happens the following night...

[bold]TAKING FLIGHT[/bold]

Wojo couldn’t get the damned book out of his head. It was easily the sexiest, most titillating thing he’d ever read. Hands down. The hundreds of Playboys and Penthouses that he’d spent hours thumbing through and…doing other things to…paled in comparison. No pictures, just words. Pages and pages of lustful passages that left him hard, leaking and begging for more.

He’d never even heard of Erica Jong’s [italic]Fear of Flying[/italic] until Harris lent it to him as a way to curb his pre-flight jitters. He’d been tasked with the duty of escorting a prisoner out of state, and was not looking forward to the trip. Everyone in the department knew that he was scared shitless of flying, even Barney, whose own pep talked did little to nothing to alleviate his nervousness. Barney had offered to arrange for someone else to take over the job, but Wojo had already decided that it was a done deal that he would be going. After all, the tickets had his name on them. Little did he know as he settled into his aisle seat and flipped to the first page that he would be in for a ride more exciting than what the flight leaving from LaGuardia was going to offer.

He managed to get almost a hundred pages deep during the hour-long flight to Cleveland. As the fates would have it, his captive partner had dozed off almost immediately after takeoff, and there wasn’t a soul in the row of seats across from him. This stroke of good luck led his mind to a dangerous place as his cock began to stiffen while reading about the braless main character’s nipples hardening beneath her dress. He let out a quivering sigh, suddenly thankful that he’d decided to forgo wearing underwear.

[italic]‘Should I?’[/italic] he thought, even though he already knew the answer. He squirmed in his seat, tugging at the crotch area of his snug slacks to give himself room, though it was really just an excuse to touch himself. He dared to clamp his fingers on it, almost immediately feeling the wetness drip onto his thigh as the organ pulsated in his grip.

[italic]‘Not now,’[/italic] he said to himself. [italic]‘Not yet.’[/italic]

The drive from the airport to the precinct in Cleveland seemed like an eternity. His prisoner, a schlub named Clooney who’d had the unmitigated gall to be married to two women at the same time, more than made up for his lack of conversation on the plane by prattling on about how being a bigamist was a side effect of his being a Gemini.

“Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always had to do things in twos,” Clooney joked. Wojo informed him that, while the excuse was amusing, he’d have a better chance of getting away with marrying a third woman than the judge having leniency on him because of his astrological sign.

Wojo quickly wrapped up the business at hand and left the precinct without dawdling, bypassing several fast-food restaurants on the way to the motel despite needing a bite to eat. His growling stomach aside, there was a more important matter at hand than eating. The book was burning a hole in the passenger seat of the rental car. The anticipation of what might lie in the two hundred and some-odd pages he had left to read sent his hormones into a frenzy, and had undeniably made his sexual appetite overrule his hunger for food. It didn’t help matters that the woman at the front desk of the Days Inn was openly flirting with him, her C-cup breasts poked out like two perky mounds beneath her tight brown blouse as she took his credit card.

by Anonymousreply 333July 30, 2021 12:52 AM

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“Wojciehowicz?” she asked, batting eyelashes that were obviously fake and adorned with too much mascara. She’d pronounced the third syllable like [italic]how[/italic] instead of [italic]ho[/italic], but he didn’t bother to correct her. “Polish?”

“Good guess.”

He stared at her very attractive face, wondering why women often piled on makeup when they’d be a lot prettier without it. At any other time, she could have easily been another notch in his headboard, but this was a business trip, not a leisurely one, and there was other pressing business awaiting him within the pages of Ms. Jong’s steamy novel.

“So, you’re only going to be with us for the night?”

“Uh, yeah. I’m headed back to New York in the morning.”

“New York? How exciting! I’ve always wanted to go there. Is the Statue of Liberty really as big as it looks on TV?”

“Bigger.”

“Wow. Seeing something that majestic up close would be so amazing. It would take my breath away.”

“You oughta make your way there sometime.”

“I plan to.”

He pretended not to notice her fingers caressing his hand as she handed him a key linked to a keychain baring the establishment’s logo.

“Room 1-F, just around this corner and down the hall.”

“Thanks.”

Just then a stout, balding man entered from the door behind her. Without making eye contact with Wojo, he saddled up next to her at the desk, taking her attention away from their pleasantries by leaning in close and mumbling something that only the two of them could hear. Wojo used the interruption as an opportunity to step away from the desk and head toward his room.

“Have a good stay!” she yelled.

“You bet,” Wojo replied, giving a quick wave.

by Anonymousreply 334July 30, 2021 12:53 AM

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1-F was all the way at the end of the dimly lit hall. The room was small and without frills, which was to be expected for a motel on a busy strip, but it was tidy. A lot tidier than his own apartment. The wall opposite the door had a picture window with drapes partially drawn, revealing a view of the rear parking lot. Wojo moved to close them, shutting out the remaining late evening light and leaving the space illuminated solely by a tiny lamp on the nightstand. He made quick work of shedding his sport coat and gun holster. His tie, no longer in the neat Windsor knot he’d affixed earlier that morning, also came off with a tug. He undid a few buttons on his shirt, stepped out of his shoes and settled down on the end of the bed with the book in his hand. The part where he’d stopped had been marked with a folded page. Wojo could feel himself getting hard again just looking at the typesetting. He suddenly remembered a phrase from earlier in the book that had made him chuckle aloud on the plane. “Zipless fuck.” It was a term that the main character, Isadora, had used to describe guiltless, strings-free casual sex. He liked the term so much that he jotted it down on a napkin and stuffed it into his pocket just before disembarking from the plane. He scanned the page, quickly finding the place he’d left off, and laid back on the soft bed, effortlessly slipping back into Isadora’s torrid world. It wasn’t long before she was fucking someone other than her husband, some European guy she’d met on a flight to Vienna (yes, she’s [italic]married[/italic], naughty girl). Their coupling was soon increased by a third party when the aforementioned husband happened to walk in on the carnal goings-on. Instead of getting angry or lashing out from jealousy, the husband had decided to join in on the fun. Wojo’s mouth fell open in amazement. Had he been the husband, the European guy’s head would have been shoved through a wall. He found it difficult to wrap his mind around how a man would be inclined to share his wife with another man, but he was more than willing to go where the story was going to take him.

The scene was more than enough to sustain his arousal. His hand slipped beneath the waistband of his slacks and he unhooked the fastener, letting his fingers play around in the strands of his thick pubic hair. Isadora was being made love to by both men. Vividly. Passionately. The words came alive and leapt from the page, and he had soon forgotten his second-hand feelings of jealousy on behalf of the husband. He could almost feel himself being there in that room in Vienna. Being one of them. He peaked over the top of the book and saw that his cock had become hard enough to tent the front of his slacks. His hand slid deeper, grazing his tumescent tube of meat, and he shivered in response.

“Unh-uh,” he said. “You’ve got all night.”

He slid up further on the bed to make himself more comfortable. The seconds turned to minutes and the minutes became hours, and soon he’d read more than he had left to read. He’d switched positions so many times through the night that the sheets had become a tangled mess beneath him. A graphic masturbation scene in the book, which had come just after Isadora had had a heated argument with her husband, took him to full hardness, and he was soon leaking again. Flustered, he undid the zipper and pulled out his penis, staring intently at the thick eight-inch shaft pointing like an arrow toward the ceiling. He smiled heartily at his virility. A coating of precum had seeped down to cover the reddened mushroom head, making it glisten in the soft lamp light. He swiped his right index finger over the tip and shuddered.

by Anonymousreply 335July 30, 2021 12:55 AM

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“Fuck…” Wojo whispered softly. He slowly brought the finger up to his face, pressed it against his thumb and separated it, watching as a long string of pre-ejaculate stretched a good two to three inches before breaking. Without hesitation, he plunged the two digits into his mouth, moaning. Relishing the sweet-saltiness of his own fluids. He repeated the process and tasted himself again, then quickly doffed his shirt and pushed off his slacks. He was now naked save for the white wife beater that rose up on his muscular torso when he turned over to lay on his stomach.

Wojo looked upon the art of edging as one of the most pleasurable forms of self-torture. He was rather proud of his ability to edge his orgasm for lengthy periods of time while masturbating. The longest he’d ever gone was the previous time he’d done it, during a full day at work while wearing a cock ring – one of those steel concoctions that fits snugly at the base of both the cock and the balls. He’d picked it up at a porno shop, more out of curiosity than anything, and was decidedly happy with his investment. The biggest thrill for him was that no one was the wiser of what was going on underneath his chocolate-colored double-knit slacks. He’d gotten so worked up throughout the day that by the time he arrived home, he’d barely closed the front door, gotten his pants down and pulled off a few quick tugs before he was exploding like a geyser. It had been such a mind-blowing orgasm that roughly a half hour had passed before he was able to gather the strength to pick himself up off the floor.

For as exhilarating as it was, edging was something that he only did sporadically. The goal each time was to best the previous amount of time that he was able to do it, but that goal would not be met on this night.

It was just after midnight when Wojo came to the last few pages of the book. When he was done, he went back to re-read some of the more erotic passages, finding the second time around even more powerful. The images painted by the author were now a part of him, ingrained in his mind, flowing through his bloodstream like an elixir. He closed the book and set it aside, and for a time, he laid still in the silence of the room and stared at the ceiling. His burly chest rose and fell with the quickening of his pulse. His heart raced, the steady beat thudding like a tribal drum in his ears. He had been fully erect for the last hour or so. His balls were heavy with cum and ached for release. He slid from the bed and walked over to the bureau, examining himself in the mirror. The body reflected back at him was a powerful, imposing one. His broad shoulders, muscular arms, expansive chest and massive thighs were owed equally in part to good genetics and a decent amount of time spent lifting weights. It was the kind of physique that was good for the intimidation factor that sometimes came with the territory of being a cop.

by Anonymousreply 336July 30, 2021 12:56 AM

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He allowed his fingertips to trace the rugged edges of his handsome face. Tilting his head back, he moved lower to delicately trail over his Adam’s apple, delighting in the feeling of the bulbous protrusion as it bobbed up and down when he swallowed. His left hand snaked over his hard belly and under the bottom of the wife beater, and in one singular graceful motion, he pulled it over his head and tossed it back onto the bed. He took ahold of his engorged cock and teased it with a firm grip and a few slow tugs. His other hand was busy gliding back and forth from one pec to the other, giving equal time to both sides of his chest as he groped and massaged the muscles hard enough to leave fingerprints on his skin. He circled his left nipple gently, feeling the erect protuberance with his fingertip before pinching it and tugging it outward, a move that sent a shockwave through him. He immediately maneuvered over to the other side to give his right nipple the same treatment, which elicited a grunt from him loud enough to echo off the white stucco walls. He began to beat his cock at a faster pace, no longer teasing it, but offering a rapid succession of sturdy, full-length tugs that made his balls audibly slap against his thighs. The precum leaking from his piss slit acted as a lubricant, moistening his hand with each pass over the sensitive cockhead. He moved his other hand around behind him to smooth over his lower back down to his full, muscular buttocks. He enjoyed having his ass grabbed whenever he made love, but somehow it felt even better when it was his own hand doing the grabbing.

Wojo slowly backed away from the mirror as his knees began to buckle. The backs of his legs came to meet with the edge of the bed and sent him falling backwards onto the tangled sheets with a loud squeak of the box spring. Lying in the most vulnerable of positions with his feet propped up and his legs spread wide, Wojo lifted his head slightly to see that he was still able to catch his reflection. His hands found his ass and spread the cheeks apart, exposing that part of himself that he never got to see. He moved his index finger to the spot, circling the hairy point of entry. His body trembled and he let out a guttural cry that anyone who happened to be outside the door of 1-F would have most certainly heard. His finger went deeper, burrowing into the orifice until it nearly disappeared, and his legs instinctively clamped together in response. Wojo never shared with anyone that he was aware of the male G-spot. He knew exactly where it was, and that it was no myth that fooling around with it only made an orgasm that much more intense. He raised his legs, bringing his knees back as far as they would go, and plummeted further until his finger was completely submerged. Too weak to continue looking at his reflection, he let his head fall back onto the bed, took in a deep breath and proceeded to finger fuck himself while simultaneously beating off. The feeling was so good that he nearly lost consciousness. A scream welled up in him that only managed to escape as a husky gasp for air. The thick index finger worked his hole with reckless, unmerciful abandon as he pumped his hips off of the bed in an erratic pace to meet the quickness of his jerking. In the passing of minutes, Wojo had nearly brought himself to the brink, but he decided that it still wasn’t time to let go just yet. He relaxed, withdrawing his finger and letting his feet hit the floor as he scooted back to avoid falling off the end of the bed. He removed his hand from his swollen cock and watched as it twitch on its own, as if threatening to erupt at any given moment.

by Anonymousreply 337July 30, 2021 12:57 AM

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Exhausted but not nearly finished, he turned over and crawled toward the headboard. He grabbed a pillow, hugged it against his chest and settled down flat on his stomach. His hips slowly began to move and he was suddenly pushing himself against the bed, pressing his cock into the softness beneath him. His thoughts drifted back to the book. To scenes of Isadora and her lover having sex in the outdoors at night as they crisscrossed through Europe. Of the description of her breasts as she sat alone in a shallow tub of water. He remembered the pert breasts on the woman at the front desk, and how her too-tight shirt had stretched across them leaving little to the imagination. He wondered if they were anything like Isadora’s, or if her pussy had been as tight, creamy and welcoming whenever she, as Isadora had done, shoved two fingers inside herself in pursuit of pleasure. His hips sped up, and he was grinding himself against the bed, making love to it as if he was making love to another person. The friction made every nerve ending in his body bristle. He moaned loudly, gripping a handful of the sheets, gritting his teeth in an attempt to hold off his orgasm for just one more minute. But it was coming, and he was powerless to stop it. He quickly turned over and began to jerk off at a violently vigorous pace, his adrenaline reaching a fever pitch. His toes curled as the orgasm coursed through his body starting from his feet, up through his legs and thighs and into his scrotum, which had become a shriveled sack of skin as his testicles had retracted up inside him. His muscles tensed and his asshole began to clench and pucker at will. He spat at his boner, slapping it, daring it to spit back at him. And just then, obediently, it did. Wojo shut his eyes and cried out as the volcano erupted.

[italic]“Oh my God I’m gonna come! Ahh yeahhh!!!” [/italic]

Thick ropes of semen jetted from his cock in a half dozen spurts, flying over his torso and hitting him in his face, neck, chest, and landing in the trail of hair on his stomach. Even in the blackness behind his eyelids the room seemed to be spinning, as if the bed had become an out-of-control carousel and he was holding on for dear life to keep from falling off.

And then it was over as quickly as it’d begun.

Wojo descended blissfully from the heights of ecstasy with a wide, open-mouthed grin that expressed better than any words could the way he was feeling. His rigid tool had already begun to soften, yet he continued to stroke himself, sluggishly coaxing out the remainder of his seed as his body relaxed and his breathing stabilized. His return to calm was accompanied by the quiet murmuring of several expletives and the groaning of a couple of names that were floating around in the haze that filled his head.

[italic]“Uhnnnh…Isa…Isadora…mmm…Harris…”[/italic]

[italic]HARRIS??[/italic]

Wojo bolted upright after that name slipped pass his lips, looking around the room as if expecting to see someone else there with him.

“Harris?” he said aloud, puzzled. While it was true that Harris had lent him the book to read, he hadn’t thought about his co-worker at all since leaving the Greenwich Village station the previous afternoon. So, why on earth would he be uttering his name while coming down from such an amazing release? He looked over at the book lying face-up on the bed next to his hip, its laminated jacket covered in several errant splotches of his cum. He picked it up to brush his DNA off with his hand, immediately taking note of the mess that he’d made on his body.

“Christ,” he remarked with a chuckle. “Talk about backed up pipes.”

by Anonymousreply 338July 30, 2021 1:00 AM

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There was a box of Kleenex on the nightstand. He reached over to swipe five or six tissues, then began the daunting task of cleaning himself. Harris’s name rang out again in his head as he dabbed at his hirsute chest. What did it all mean? Was Harris somewhere talking about him? He remembered the old wives’ tale about your ears burning whenever someone spoke about you outside of your presence, but his ears felt normal. It unnerved him.

Wojo flushed the soiled tissue down the toilet and splashed some cold water on his face, then cut the light as he left the bathroom. He’d need to get an early start in the morning. Seven a.m., at least. No, six. Six would be better. He was no good without at least five hours of sleep, and it was already past one. He punched the phone pad for the front desk to put in a wake-up call. The voice on the other end belonged to a woman, but it definitely wasn’t perky tits from earlier.

“Yes, six a.m.…Continental breakfast? Not sure I’ll have time, but thanks…”

A flick of the lamp switch blanketed the room in blackness. Wojo settled face-down on the bed with a heavy sigh, contented. Relaxed. But the Harris thing still nagged at him. He twisted onto his side, pulled the sheet up over his shoulders and listened to the muffled hum of distant traffic until he dozed off.

**

Wojo made good time traveling back to New York, arriving with just enough time to stop off at home, shower, and make it into the station by eleven a.m. He was proud to report to those who were interested that his experience flying the friendly skies wasn’t as terrifying as he’d anticipated, but he also added that he was in no hurry to go up again any time soon. The squad room was abuzz with activity when he walked through the door. He had barely sat down when a call came in about a robbery in progress at a nearby bodega. Much to his relief, Barney picked Chano to tag along with him. Given the previous night’s incident, he wasn’t sure how he’d handle riding in a car alongside Harris without it being awkward, but he also knew that he couldn’t avoid his fellow officer forever. And then there was the matter of the book, which had to be returned to its rightful owner sooner or later.

He and Chano made pretty quick work of nabbing the bodega gunman, a kid who was no more than nineteen or twenty years old, and who looked just as frightened as the old man behind the counter. The officers were both amused and dumbfounded to discover that the kid had been holding up the store with a realistic-looking toy pistol. It had taken all of Wojo’s professionalism not to laugh as he read the Miranda rights, but Chano, on the other hand, hadn’t been as discreet, spending nearly the entire drive back to the precinct having a giggling fit.

“So, what do we got?” Barney asked, emerging from his office to pour himself a cup of coffee. Wojo quit plunking the keys on his typewriter and swiveled in his chair to respond.

“This is Duncan Reynolds,” he said, motioning with his head to the brown-haired miscreant on the other side of his desk. “We caught him…uh…holding up the bodega on Broadway between 8th and 9th with a…”

“A what?” Barney asked, peering over his glasses at Wojo.

“A toy gun.”

Chano suddenly began to howl with laughter from the other side of the room, and Wojo bit his lower lip to keep from joining in.

“I wasn’t really gonna hurt anybody!” Reynolds blurted.

“Obviously,” Barney deadpanned, then turned to go back into his office.

by Anonymousreply 339July 30, 2021 1:04 AM

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Wojo finished typing Reynolds’s information and walked him over to the cage without any hassle. By now, the bustling atmosphere of the squad room had diminished to a state of marked inactivity, as Fish and Yemana were out on a call and Chano had gone down to check Reynolds for priors. Wojo leaned back in his chair and glanced over at Harris, who was still engrossed in a phone conversation that had already been in progress when he and Chano got back. He looked at the book, which was lying on his desk between a stack of papers and his coffee mug, and decided that he would give it back as soon as Harris was able to tear himself away from the phone. The opportunity would come quicker than he thought it would.

“Oh really?!” Harris yelled into the receiver. “Well, you can just remember that come next week, because that’s the same excuse I’ll be using, baby!” He slammed the phone down and pushed away from his desk, then moved in a huff toward the coffee station located behind Wojo.

“What was that all about?” Wojo asked.

“It was Darlene. Seems she’s suddenly come down with another debilitating headache. The kind that’s so bad it makes you stand your date up for the second time in a week.” Harris grabbed a mug and snatched up the pot, accidentally splashing some of the water on himself.

“Watch it there.”

“Oh, I’m okay. The pain of this hot water is nothing compared to the devastating blow that woman has dealt to my ego. For the past few weeks, I’ve been pulling out all the stops. Wining and dining her at some of the classiest restaurants in Manhattan, taking her to museums, writing her poems…do you know that I spent close to two hundred bucks for those concert tickets for tonight? And I don’t even like Barry White!”

“Jeez. That’s too bad.”

“I’ll tell you one thing,” Harris began, frantically dipping a tea bag into his mug. “I’ve had it up to here with being a sucker. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I ever dish out that kind of bread on a woman after less than a month of dating.”

“You gotta look on the bright side.”

“What bright side? I think I’m honestly about to swear off the opposite sex.”

“I wouldn’t go that far,” Reynolds chimed in from the cage, causing Harris and Wojo to look over at him simultaneously.

“Would you stay out of this?” Harris snapped.

“He’s right, Harris. I think you’ll have a better outlook in the morning.”

“I like your optimism.”

“That’s me, the eternal optimist. Oh, and I do have some good news. I brought your book back in one piece.” Wojo handed the paperback to Harris, suddenly remembering how it had been covered in his own cum several hours before.

“Ahh. So, tell me. Did you like it?”

Wojo looked around sheepishly.

“I loved it. Made me forget all about my fears of flying.”

“Hence the irony in the title.”

“Yeah, I guess.”

“Well, I’m glad that it did the trick.”

Harris was about to turn to go back to his desk when Wojo stood up.

“Say…uh…since you’re obviously not doin’ anything tonight, why don’t we go have a couple of beers?”

“You mean, you and me?”

“Sure.”

A broad grin crossed Harris’s face.

“Why not? It beats the hell out of going home and building a voodoo doll in Darlene’s image.”

Wojo sat back down, pretending not to notice the way the light gray slacks hugged Harris’s taut ass as he crossed back to his desk. He was relieved that their interaction hadn’t been as awkward as he’d anticipated, but what he didn’t expect was these feelings that were suddenly making his heart beat a mile a minute. He snatched up the baseball from his desk and twirled it around in his hand, examining the worn cowhide as a way of distraction, but it was futile.

And he was smiling. [italic]‘Dammit, why am I smiling?’[/italic] he thought. [italic]‘It’s Harris, for Chrissake.’[/italic]

Was it excitement? Nervousness? A little of both? The only thing that he was certain of was that it felt good, and he was in no hurry for it to end.

by Anonymousreply 340July 30, 2021 1:07 AM

Fuck! I'm in my car. I can't wait to get home and read this! ^

by Anonymousreply 341July 30, 2021 3:40 AM

Wow R333, this is excellent! Do you write for a living? The scene in the hotel room of Wojo jerking off was beyond hot!!! I can't wait to read about the Harris hook up!

by Anonymousreply 342July 30, 2021 12:48 PM

^Thanks! Not for a living, but I’ve written lots of stories, many of them erotic.

by Anonymousreply 343July 30, 2021 1:24 PM

Me too R342. Damn! I've read this story 3 times already from top to bottom. That scene where Wojo is jerking off in front of the mirror made me so fucking hard.

R333 Great job man. I can't wait for the continuation

by Anonymousreply 344July 30, 2021 11:33 PM

^That’s so awesome! Thanks so much, I’m glad you like it! ❤️🔥

by Anonymousreply 345July 30, 2021 11:39 PM

Fuuuck, I'm dead 😵

I'm thinking about Wojo licking his own pre-cum coated fingers and how incredibly hot it'd be to shove my tongue in his mouth at that moment and taste his saliva and pre-cum all at once 💦🤤. My mouth is watering.

by Anonymousreply 346July 31, 2021 12:00 AM

^yes!! 🔥😁

by Anonymousreply 347July 31, 2021 12:12 AM

Brilliant mate. Happy to see this tread getting dirty again. I hope Harris will give Wojo's asshole a thorough licking in the next installment.

by Anonymousreply 348July 31, 2021 12:33 AM

[quote]I hope Harris will give Wojo's asshole a thorough licking in the next installment

That's a definite...

by Anonymousreply 349July 31, 2021 6:18 AM

R333... 🥵🥵🥵. Seriously, erotic fan fics just don't get better than this. wow! I have a digital copy of "Fear of Flying" the book, but I've never read it before. Anxiously awaiting part 2!!

[quote] I'm thinking about Wojo licking his own pre-cum coated fingers and how incredibly hot it'd be to shove my tongue in his mouth at that moment and taste his saliva and pre-cum all at once

That's hot Rachel. I think the part that got me the most is the image of Wojo naked, face down on the bed and humping the mattress. I would gladly slip underneath him and help him get to the finish line.. as many times as he wanted to.

by Anonymousreply 350August 1, 2021 10:04 AM

[quote] [R333]... 🥵🥵🥵. Seriously, erotic fan fics just don't get better than this. wow! I have a digital copy of "Fear of Flying" the book, but I've never read it before. Anxiously awaiting part 2!!

Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 351August 1, 2021 12:20 PM

Hi all! Sorry for disappearing, I had to step away to take care of that pesky thing called life. All’s good now and the first part of my fanfic is finished, I just need to proofread it. Hope you’re all doing well!!

by Anonymousreply 352August 13, 2021 12:15 PM

^Can't wait to read it! I'm still working on part 2 of my Wojo/Harris ff.

by Anonymousreply 353August 13, 2021 6:16 PM

Justin! Maria! Rachel! You guys out there? Everything okay?

by Anonymousreply 354August 15, 2021 3:34 AM

“tumescent tube of meat” HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 355August 15, 2021 5:55 AM

Have we been paywalled? It’s rather concerning how everyone has disappeared and this extremely active series of threads has died. Makes me sad.

by Anonymousreply 356August 16, 2021 8:16 PM

I hope not.

by Anonymousreply 357August 16, 2021 9:32 PM

I think we might have been. Explains why everyone disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 358August 21, 2021 2:05 AM

New thread because either everyone suddenly decided at exactly the same time that they were no longer interested in Max or we got paywalled.

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by Anonymousreply 359August 26, 2021 3:26 AM

No disinterest at all! I'm still working on finishing my fanfic but, as usual, life gets in the way. And of course I get my nightly fix of Max (and his beautiful butt) on Barney Miller.

by Anonymousreply 360August 26, 2021 4:03 AM

I have BIG news. Hope everyone comes back soon!

by Anonymousreply 361September 10, 2021 5:27 AM

What is it???

by Anonymousreply 362September 10, 2021 11:41 AM

Miss everyone. Hope you’re doing well.

by Anonymousreply 363September 27, 2021 12:09 AM

Hey Sue. Can't wait for the next FB live.

by Anonymousreply 364September 27, 2021 1:44 AM

Hi all!

Miss everyone and all the great posts! Hope you’re all okay and will check in soon. You’re welcome to find me on Facebook or contact me at MaxGailFB@gmail.com.

Max has had some health concerns that had him laid low for a bit but he’s doing great now and will be doing another live event soon! He’s also going to be popping up on General Hospital one of these days so stay tuned.

Wishing you all a very happy holiday season!

by Anonymousreply 365December 6, 2021 3:28 AM

Awesome ❤️

by Anonymousreply 366December 6, 2021 12:13 PM

Ok, fellow Max lovers. Sorry for the long gap between posting the remainder of [bold]TAKING FLIGHT[/bold], but I've just gotten the chance to finish it. Happy reading!

**

“A toy gun, huh?” Harris put the cigarette to his lips and inhaled deeply. “Is that why Chano couldn’t stop laughing?”

“Yep,” Wojo replied. “I could barely keep from laughing myself when I was reading the kid his rights.”

Harris shook his head.

“Good God almighty. They just get weirder and weirder.”

“I’ll drink to that.” Wojo glugged down the last of his beer and waved the bartender over. “Want another one?”

“Sure.”

He and Harris had been seated at the bar through nearly a half rack of Coors, a couple of shots of Chivas Regal, several restroom breaks and the first four albums in James Taylor’s oeuvre (Harris had instructed him to play anything on the jukebox other than Barry White), which added up to a little over two hours. For as much as he tried, Wojo could not drown out the butterflies fluttering around in his stomach. If anything, the booze only seemed to intensify their activity. He’d been walking on air ever since Harris accepted his invitation earlier in the day, and had been trying unsuccessfully ever since to figure out why. These feelings, as familiar to him as they were, were not usually geared to those of the male persuasion. In the year and a half that he and Harris had been colleagues, he never looked at his fellow officer as anything more than a friend. While it was true that he would occasionally find himself admiring Harris’s snazzy personal style or the way that he could articulate using big ten-dollar words, that was always as far as it went. The possibility of being attracted to another man had never entered his realm of thinking. He’d always considered himself the typical ladies’ man, and was rarely without the company of the female variety as proof to that fact, but the perpetual swelling he felt in his chest while gazing over at Harris for the past couple of hours made him acutely aware that his orientation might not be as straight and narrow as he’d always assumed.

The bartender returned, setting two new bottles of Coors down in front of them.

“So,” Wojo began, “you good?”

“Oh, yeah. I’ve actually simmered down quite considerably, and I’m now looking at the situation with a little more clarity and a lot more calmness. The heifer.”

“So much for you being okay.”

“Listen, standing somebody up once is a pretty lousy thing to do, but two times in one week? I look too good for that shit.”

“No argument here,” Wojo opined.

“Huh?”

“Nothin’.”

Harris took a minute to recompose himself before going on.

“Really, I’m…I’m okay. However, I’m still left with one question.”

“What’s that?”

“Why do we, as men, put up with so much shit when it comes to women?”

“Beats the hell out of me.”

“I’m serious. We get ourselves all worked up to impress them. To go the extra mile in order to show them a good time. To wait a few dates in until we try to get to third base…” “ A few dates in?”

“Oh, well excuse me. Some of us don’t work as fast as others.”

“I know what you meant,” Wojo said with a laugh.

“I just wonder sometimes if it’s really worth it.”

“I dunno. I guess that all depends on how deeply you feel for the person. Like, if all you want is a quick roll in the hay then someone like that Darlene would probably be the ideal. You can use her just like she was using you. But if you’re really into someone, and you strongly believe that person feels the same way about you, then maybe going the extra mile wouldn’t be such a bad thing.”

“Agreed. I just figured we had a good thing going, but I think it’s better if I just cut my losses and move on.”

“Wanna know what I think?”

“Of course.”

“Moving on is probably the best thing for you to do.”

Harris smiled, raising his beer to initiate a toast.

“I think you’re right.”

by Anonymousreply 367December 11, 2021 11:10 PM

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The two men clanked their bottles together and knocked back the cold brew, with Wojo polishing off two thirds of his in one swill.

“Besides,” Wojo remarked, stifling a burp, “if she can’t see all your good qualities, then shame on her.”

Wojo’s comment gave Harris pause. He wasn’t sure if it was just a side effect of all the booze he’d imbibed or the fact that he was still feeling a tad bit sorry for himself, but the compliment moved him in such a way that, had they not been in public, he would have certainly given Wojo a hug.

“Y’know something? I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

“Well, I meant it. You’re a great guy. And, if she can’t see that, then it’s her loss.”

“You’re gonna make me cry, Woj.”

“Well, we can’t have that now, can we? Here, let me give you a few of these napkins,” Wojo joked, prompting Harris to laugh out loud.

“Very funny. But seriously, that was very kind of you. Thanks, ya big lug.” He reached over to give Wojo a friendly punch on his thick shoulder, unaware that his innocuous gesture had provoked an arousing in his fellow officer. “Since we’re on the subject of relationships, that guy you had to escort to Cleveland yesterday…”

“Clooney?”

“Yeah. What’s the story with him? He’s a bigamist?”

“Mm-hm. And get this, he tried to sell me on some cockamamie story about how his being a Gemini is the reason he’s married to two women.”

“Say what?”

“Nuts, right? He said that he has to do everything in doubles. Have you ever heard anything so stupid?”

“No, I can’t say that I have.”

“To tell you the truth, I think he was just bullshitting me.”

“I think that’s a safe bet. Even so, it’s still weird. And I thought the toy gun thing was bizarre.”

The mention of Clooney suddenly reminded Wojo of the book and its central topic of unconventional sexual situations.

“Speaking of uncommon relationships, that book you lent me to read had a little three way of its own.”

“It sure did. What did you think about it?”

“To be honest, I was a little shocked at first. I mean, what kind of husband would just walk in on some guy fuckin’ his wife and then join in?”

“You’d be surprised. A lot of people have different…shall we say…proclivities.”

Another ten-dollar word. Wojo felt himself growing hot.

“Yeah, I guess so. You ever been involved in a threesome?”

“A menage-a-trois? Moi?”

Wojo nodded.

“You could say that I have.”

“No way!”

“Yes way,” Harris replied with a giggle.

“When?”

“It was years ago, just after I graduated from the academy. Some of us had decided to go out and tie one on as a way of celebrating. One thing led to another, someone mentioned they had a bed nearby, another person’s interest was piqued – mine included.”

“Two broads?”

“One broad. She was the one with the nearby bed. My buddy Hollister and I were a little more than intrigued.”

Wojo felt a lump in is throat. The last thing he expected was for Harris to admit that he’d been in a sexual tryst that involved another man, let alone be so casual in his retelling of the event.

“So, the three of you ended up back at her place? All on her bed?”

“That’s sort of the way a three-way works,” Harris offered, amused by Wojo’s quizzical, mouth-agape reaction.

“And did, like, your junk touch his when you were going at it with her in the middle?”

“I don’t know. I guess so. Maybe.”

“Well, which is it?”

“Probably. I mean, with three people in one bed, certain parts and bits are bound to touch sooner or later.”

“Amazing.”

by Anonymousreply 368December 11, 2021 11:16 PM

“You’ve never been in a three-way before? Not even with two women?”

“No. Up until now I’ve always considered myself a one-at-a-time kinda guy.”

“Up until now? As in, it’s something that maybe you’re considering?”

“Well…I didn’t exactly say [italic]that[/italic].”

“Aw, c’mon. You mean [italic]Fear of Flying[/italic] didn’t at least inspire a tiny bit of the freaky side of you to come out?”

“It did more than that. I was so horny after I finished reading it that I…uh…had a little fun in my motel room.”

“You mean you slept with someone while you were in Cleveland? You sly dog!”

“Well, no. Not exactly.”

Harris stared at Wojo a few beats before it dawned on him.

“Oh! You mean you took matters into your own hands.”

“Bingo.”

Harris took another drag on his cigarette.

“I’m glad to know I wasn’t the only one flogging the bishop last night.”

Wojo’s eyes widened. “You too, eh?”

“Me too. Such are the burdens of a man who’s constantly stood up.”

Harris began to pick at the label on the neck of his beer bottle, ushering in a moment of silence between the two of them. The melodic strains of James Taylor’s “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight” suddenly drifted from the jukebox, helping to make the brief lull in conversation less awkward. Wojo’s appetite was whet. He could feel the heat seeping into his nutsack, a residual effect of Harris’s confessions. His mind was racing.

“So, a threesome, huh?”

Harris threw back his head and laughed.

“You really are surprised by that, aren’t you?

“Shit yeah. I had no idea that you were into that kinda stuff.”

“I’m into a [italic]lot[/italic] of things.”

“Yeah?”

Harris nodded, his expression suddenly serious.

“Like?”

“How about you ask me what you want to know and I’ll answer.”

“Okay,” Wojo said, taking a deep breath before spitting it out. “Ever been with another guy?”

Harris took the last drag on his cigarette and crushed it in the ashtray, letting the question linger a bit.

“How come?”

“Hey, you said you’d answer.”

“You’re right, I did. And the answer is yes.”

“Other than the threesome?” Wojo asked, gobsmacked.

“Yeah, other than the threesome. A few years after that, actually.”

“With another friend?”

“Not really. I mean, I knew him, but we weren’t exactly friends.”

“Was he a cop?”

“No, he was my bank teller.”

“Get outta here!”

“Scout’s honor. He was always super nice to me whenever I would go in to make a transaction. One day he tells me that he really liked the tie that I had on. I thanked him, and somehow or another he mentions that he was going to a poetry symposium later that night and asked me if I wanted to come. I wasn’t really doing anything, so I agreed to go. We weren’t there an hour when I started to get the feeling he wanted more than just my company.”

“And you weren’t weirded out or anything?”

“At first. But then one thing led to another, we had a few cocktails, and then he really starting laying on the charm, even thicker than usual.”

“Had you ever thought about being with another guy before that?”

“Oh sure, I’d thought about it. Many times. Even did a little experimenting here and there, but nothing major up until that point. You see, to me, sexuality is sort of like a scale. There’s homosexual on the left, heterosexual on the right, and then there’s this big, murky gray area in between.”

“And you’re in the gray area?”

“You got it.”

Wojo stared down at his beer, unsure of what to say but wanting to say so much just the same. He pulled a stick of gum from his pocket, popped it into his mouth and nervously began to chew like it was the last piece of gum in the world.

by Anonymousreply 369December 11, 2021 11:23 PM

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“Now, I have a question for you,” Harris continued. “How come you wanted to know if I’d ever been with another guy before?”

“Well, I’ve been feeling a little gray myself lately.”

“Oh?”

“Yep.” Wojo polished off the last of his beer and shifted on the stool to arch his back.

“And just how do I fit into this little gray area of yours?”

Wojo was unable to stop the smile from forming on his face. He spun to face Harris, his hand sliding over the bar top to park itself next to the pinky ringed-hand of his fellow police officer. His friend. His comrade of the murky gray area.

“Look, I ain’t got a symposium to invite you to or nothin’, but I was wondering if you wanted to continue this conversation somewhere else.”

“You live close by, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s go.”

**

The apartment was dark when they stepped inside. Wojo shut the door behind them and turned the light switch dimmer up to a level where they could both see what they needed to see. He peeled off his tweed jacket and tossed it to the coatrack hook where it landed perfectly.

“Can I take your coat?” he asked, hoping the slight crack in his voice didn’t translate as nervousness.

“Thanks.” Harris shrugged the trench coat from his shoulders, removed his knit blazer and holster and handed them to Wojo. He began to loosen his tie and walked around, taking in his surroundings. A weight bench to his left, a blanket draped haphazardly over the top of the couch, a coffee table littered with everything except magazines – it was just what he’d expected. “So, this is Casa Wojo.”

“All 700 square feet. You’ll have to excuse the mess. I kinda wasn’t expecting company. Wanna sit down?”

“Here?”

“Yeah. Let me get this out of your way.” Wojo lifted the kettlebell that was taking up space on the couch and set it on the floor, and Harris sank down onto the cushion in its place. “Make yourself comfortable. I’ll be right back.”

He moved quickly across the room and disappeared behind a beaded bamboo curtain hanging from an archway just off the kitchen. The clanking of the beads made Harris giggle. He’d pretty much imagined Wojo’s living space to be just as it was, but never did he picture that the big lug would have such a kitschy item decorating his crib. It was just another of the many surprises this night seemed to have in store. He pried off his shoes, put his feet up on the coffee table and settled against the well-worn comfort of the couch. His eyes absorbed the blinking lights being cast against the dark walls, flashes of blue, red, yellow and green filtering in through the blinds from a neon sign across the street. It was a heady visual that supplemented his buzz. The bizarre reality of having just divulged his sexual history to Wojo suddenly hit him. It was almost as surreal as Wojo admitting his own desires, and the fact that he was now sitting in Wojo’s apartment with intimacy in mind.

Another clanking of the beaded curtain signaled Wojo’s return. He crossed in front of Harris to the window and pulled the lift cord on the blinds until they rolled down and hit the windowsill. He was barefoot, and he’d removed his dress shirt and was wearing a white undershirt that was stretched tightly across the wide expanse of his shoulders.

“It’s pretty cold out there tonight,” he mentioned without turning from the window.

“It’s a bit nippy.” Harris could sense Wojo’s apprehension. His eyes wandered down to the magnificent backside, the shape of it almost obscenely displayed in snug navy-blue slacks. It was a feature of Wojo’s that he’d long ago noticed, but he never allowed his thoughts to go there before this night. He got up from the couch and moved in close, tapping Wojo on the shoulder. “You said something about continuing our conversation?”

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Wojo spun around, his face confirming the anxiousness that Harris sensed.

“Ah, yeah…um…why don’t you…you wanna go first?”

“Okay. Do you regret our being so forthcoming with each other back at the bar?”

“No. Not at all. I was the one who made you answer all those questions.”

“Well, you didn’t exactly [italic]make[/italic] me.”

“But I did pry.”

“A little.” Harris could already see that Wojo’s shoulders were beginning to relax, and his phrenetic gum chewing had slowed down considerably. “So, no regrets once the booze wears off?”

“[italic]Pfft[/italic], aw hell, I’m a little drunk, but not enough to make me say something that I wouldn’t want to say. I’m glad I admitted my feelings to you. Y’know, the gray area stuff.”

“And I’m glad that you felt comfortable enough to tell me. Since we’re being honest with each other, can I tell you something?”

“Shoot.”

“Don’t laugh but…you have got a [italic]lot[/italic] of ass for a white dude.”

Wojo blinked, a crooked smile crossing his face.

“What?” he exclaimed.

“No lie. It’s amazing.”

“Must be my Polish lineage.”

“Must be.”

Harris stepped closer until they were chest to chest, never breaking eye contact as his hands slid over Wojo’s flanks and around to the soft, round fleshiness. The firm squeeze he offered made Wojo shut his eyes and sigh.

“Feel good?”

“Oh yeah.” Wojo immediately returned the favor, his big, meaty hands traveling down Harris’s back and gripping the tight rear end with a fervor that was just the kind of roughness that Harris liked.

“Shit, you keep that up and I might not ever leave.”

“I’ve been told that I have magical hands.”

“I would agree with that assessment.”

Harris took advantage of the moment by letting his hands explore the hard, muscular landscape of Wojo’s back, and once again, Wojo followed suit by repeating the movement on Harris.

“So, when you slept with that bank teller guy, did you do him or did he do you?”

“We took turns.”

Harris could feel the evidence of Wojo’s arousal pressing against his own burgeoning hardness. He put his forehead on Wojo’s shoulder and drew him into a tight embrace.

“Christ, you smell good,” Wojo murmured, inhaling deeply as he nuzzled his cheek against Harris’s soft, neatly-coifed afro. Knowing what was to come next, he plucked the gum from his mouth and tossed it to the coffee table where it landed with a dull thump.

Harris’s head snapped up.

“What was that?”

“It was just my gum. Can I kiss you?”

“By all means.”

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Wojo leaned in cautiously. The tickle of Harris’s moustache as their lips brushed was instantly unfamiliar but not off-putting. His tongue snaked its way past lips into the warm, willing mouth and swirled around. It was rougher than a woman, not as tender or delicate, but it was just what he needed. Harris’s hands found his ass again and squeezed harder this time, and Wojo broke the kiss with a grunt.

“You really love my ass, don’t you?”

“Can you tell?”

“Hard not to. You should’ve told me before. Maybe we could’ve worked somethin’ out.”

“I’m telling you now.” Harris’s hand slipped beneath the waistband and down the back of Wojo’s slacks, and he was pleasantly surprised by what he found. “You don’t wear drawers?”

“Not if I can help it,” Wojo answered with a wicked grin. The mere thought of Wojo going commando made the front of Harris’s slacks tighten.

“You ever had your ass eaten?”

“No, I can’t say that I have.”

“You mean no woman has ever wanted to dive face first into this?”

Wojo shook his head.

“Pity. It’s better with a man, anyway. C’mon.”

He pulled Wojo by the hand to lead him back to the couch, but was met with some resistance.

“I, um…I haven’t showered since this morning.”

“So what?” Harris shrugged. “A little musk never hurt anybody.”

Wojo couldn’t think of a thing to say. He watched Harris back up several paces, taking in the quasi-strip tease as the half-undone necktie was pulled off and casually tossed aside. His eyes remained transfixed as fingers delicately slid down to undo the silver buckle on the black alligator belt. Harris let the expensive strap of leather hang on both sides as he unbuttoned his slacks and slowly pulled down the fly. The slacks slipped below his hips down to his ankles, and he stepped out of them while pulling off his shirt and letting it fall to the floor. It was seduction with no effort. Wojo swallowed hard. The sight of Harris standing before him in nothing but a pair of tiny black briefs was almost too much to comprehend.

“How can we do anything with you over there?” Harris asked, lightly stroking the hairs on his chest.

Wojo promptly took the hint. He rid himself of his undershirt and inched his way across the room, unclasping his pants but stopping short of unzipping them just as he reached his destination.

Even under the insufficient lighting, Wojo’s sculpted physique made quite an impression. The big guy’s shirts always left little to the imagination as to what was hiding underneath them, but to see the strapping upper body in its bare form was quite a vision for Harris behold. He placed his hand in the middle of Wojo’s chest, instantly feeling the delicate heartbeat against his palm. He kept it there momentarily before allowing it to slide to the right to feel up the supple pectoral muscle.

Wojo’s own hand moved to touch Harris in the same place. His fingertips traced up to the neck, gliding across the smooth collarbone and back down over the sternum, tickling the skin just enough to send chills up Harris’s spine. The contrasting hue of Harris’s light caramel brown skin against his own did not escape him. He had been with several black women before, some darker than Harris, and the juxtaposition of skin tones was always strikingly beautiful to him. His thumb traced over an excited dark nipple, which made Harris hiss with pleasure.

“You like?” Wojo asked.

“Yes.”

“So, what now?”

“Take off your pants and kneel down on the couch.”

Harris’s authoritative tone came as a bit of a surprise to Wojo, but it only turned him on even more. He unzipped and pushed his pants down, letting them fall freely to his feet. His chest heaved as he breathed in deeply. The realization that he was now literally and figuratively naked in front of Harris was more of a mind trip than he was prepared for, but there was no going back now. He began to caress his thighs, almost as an indication of where he wanted Harris to look, but his guidance wasn’t necessary as Harris’s eyes immediately made a beeline downward.

by Anonymousreply 372December 11, 2021 11:32 PM

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“Oh, Woj…” Harris uttered, his voice trailing off into a whisper. His own manhood jumped, stretching out the front of his briefs as he ogled the slightly fluffed cock hanging between Wojo’s beefy thighs. He thought amusingly to himself that if the naked upper body was the appetizer, then the bottomless lower half was certainly the main course.

Wojo stepped around him and lowered onto the couch, leaning his upper body over the top of the backrest with his legs spread wide and his ass facing outward. Seeing the big guy in such a submissive position made Harris’s own heart rate quicken. His turgid boner sprang from the confines of his briefs as he peeled them down. Without saying a word, he stepped up to the bull, climbed on and straddled him. A small groan escaped his lips as he pressed himself against Wojo’s back and slid downward to subtly nestle his hardness in the valley between Wojo’s buttocks.

“I thought you said you didn’t work this fast,” Wojo mentioned.

“Only when the mood strikes.”

“Wanna fuck me?”

“I want to [italic]eat[/italic] you.”

Harris slid further until his knees touched the floor. He pulled back to get a better look, running his fingers along the spine down to the waist. Wojo’s question rang out in his mind again. He could fuck him. He would love to fuck him. But it would be too much work easing Wojo into the act, and being on top wasn’t exactly what he was in the mood for at present. He felt along the soft white skin of the left buttock and gripped it, then followed suit with the right one, squeezing and massaging the flesh with enough strength to make Wojo let out an ecstatic groan. He licked his lips, his mouth watering as a string of possibilities flooded his mind. Without warning, he dove in fast and ran his tongue up through the deep crack. It was a move Wojo wasn’t ready for.

“Holy shit, man,” Wojo exclaimed exasperatedly.

Harris swiftly went in to repeat the move. He parted the pillowy cheeks and let a stream of spittle drip from his mouth down into the divide. Teasingly, he played in the moistened area until his finger came upon what he’d been feeling around for.

“There it is.”

Wojo flinched as Harris prodded at his opening. He was used to his own finger, but having someone else poke around in his most intimate area was somewhere north of strange. Harris moved in to get a closer look at his target, rubbing circles on the hole before going in to dart at it with his tongue. Every move that he made was an unexpected surprise, and Wojo’s body writhed under the pressure. He pushed himself backward, smothering Harris, his scent invading Harris’s nostrils and heightening his partner’s already elevated arousal. Harris’s tongue circled the hole for a time before making a trail back up the crack and out to the right cheek where he began to kiss, nibble and suck the skin. In a frenzied fit of lust, Wojo reached around to grab Harris by his hair.

[italic]“Fuuucckk…Harris…please…”[/italic]

Harris rebuffed the hand, pulling it off of his hair and pinning it at Wojo’s side. He went between the parted legs and was excited to discover that Wojo was no longer just fluffed, but he was now as hard as a rock. He grasped the rigid organ, maneuvered it backward between Wojo’s thighs, and lapped at the sensitive head.

[italic]“Gawwwdd!”[/italic] Wojo screamed, his legs instinctively spreading wider to accommodate the awkward position his genitals had been forced into. He was beside himself with pleasure. It had only been mere minutes since they’d begun to play, and he was already willing to do whatever Harris wanted.

by Anonymousreply 373December 11, 2021 11:34 PM

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Harris’s head moved forward as he took Wojo completely into his mouth and proceeded to give him a slow, deliberate blowjob from behind that went on unabated for the next several minutes. He peppered the act with an occasional slap on Wojo’s ass, which only seemed to drive the big guy even wilder. Wojo spread his arms across the length of the couch and gripped the top of it, bending himself into a position that allowed Harris full access. Inspired by the display of dexterity, Harris switched up and removed his mouth from the stiff cock, letting it lay pressed against his palm. He began at the tip and licked the underside, passing over the stretched scrotal skin and the taint up to the starfish hole. He made the same trail downward and then duplicated the move several more times, each delicate pass of his tongue met with a more enthusiastic reaction than the previous. Wojo’s ardent moaning signaled to Harris that he was likely on the verge of an explosion. His intention was not to milk Wojo this soon, but he took the chance anyway and engulfed the awaiting cock once again, this time allowing it to go deep enough that he began to choke. When he’d finally decided that they’d both had enough, he expelled the saturated boner and let it spring back between Wojo’s legs.

“C’mon,” Harris began, swiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “Turn around.”

Wojo shifted on the couch and slumped down into the cushion with his legs spread. He was already spent. His head was whirling and his torso heaved as he tried to catch his breath. Not being the one in control was turning out to be easier for him to get used to than he’d expected. He watched as Harris rose to his feet and studied his fellow officer’s fit body. His eyes roamed the slender shoulders, the compact, hairy chest, the flat stomach, and the abundance of black pubic hair crowning a thick, slightly curved cock that was darker than the rest of his body. Wojo was intrigued. He’d never been this close to another man’s exposed penis before. He wanted to touch it. To ask if he could brush it across his lips just so that he could know what it was like. But Harris was already kneeling down on the couch, straddling him. He took Wojo’s right hand and put it to his own mouth, rubbing the palm across his tongue a few times until it was slick. The two men gazed at each other, each one knowing what the other wanted.

“Lube up,” Harris instructed, and Wojo did so, stroking himself with his moistened palm.

“Guess you want me to fuck you, huh?” Wojo asked, his smile glinting in the dim light.

“Precisely.” Harris took a hold of Wojo’s cock and boosted himself to squat over it. He sat on the tip, briefly hesitating before easing himself down inch by inch until his ass came into contact with Wojo’s lap. With a sharp breath, he grabbed on to the top of the couch. It had been some time since he’d been filled up, but the feeling was just as exhilarating as he remembered it. He leaned forward, pressing his forehead against Wojo’s, and for a time he remained perfectly still, staring into eyes that stared back into his, allowing both of them to get used to the newness of this.

“It’s tight,” Wojo remarked.

“Tighter than pussy, right?”

“Yeah. Tighter than any pussy I’ve ever—”

Harris winced, biting his lower lip to stifle a scream. His arms encircled Wojo’s head and brought him in to lay against his chest.

“It hurts?”

“A little.”

“Harris, I’m sorry. I…"

“No, no, no, it’s okay. It’s good. It’s just…it’s been a while.” Harris moved again, subtly inching himself halfway up the stiff cock and then sliding back down, his bottom connecting with Wojo’s thighs with a brief audible puff of air. His breath was short and trembling as he replicated the act, this time with more force than before. And then he was doing it again, and again, until the repetition had transitioned into a steady clip and he was riding the bull at full throttle.

by Anonymousreply 374December 11, 2021 11:36 PM

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This new experience was overwhelming for Wojo. His body was on fire as he thrust upward against Harris’s frenetic movements, struggling to keep up from his position but succeeding just the same. With brute strength, he plunged himself into the hungry ass with as much vigor as Harris’s weight would allow. He seized the opportunity to satisfy his curiosity by taking the curved cock in his hand, applying little pressure as his fist slowly began to pump the shaft. The experience of handling a cock that wasn’t his own invited an odd disconnect in his brain that compelled him to impart a gentler touch than he normally did when jerking himself off. Despite his gentleness, Harris’s body began to twist and convulse. His mouth snapped open and he abruptly let loose the scream he’d been suppressing. Jarred by the reaction, Wojo shifted his weight and turned over so that he was now the one on top. He stared down at Harris’s flushed face and, with some hesitancy, he pulled out.

“Woj…what…what are you doing?” Harris muttered, confused.

“Listen, Harris, I don’t wanna hurt you.”

“I told you it was okay.”

“Yeah, but…”

“Dammit, Wojo! Put it back in!”

“Is that an order, detective?”

“You bet your ass it is.”

“Okay. You asked for it.”

Wojo re-aligned himself and eased back inside the tight hole until he was balls deep. He stabilized his feet against the coffee table, closed his eyes and proceeded without reservation to pound Harris into oblivion.

“That’s it,” Harris groaned, scrambling to find a place on Wojo’s body to grab onto. “Fuck me! Go deeper! Go…fucking…deeper!”

The couch protested under the weight of their lovemaking, having nearly been worn out as the site of many of Wojo’s past carnal sessions. He suddenly wondered if the noise was loud enough for the neighbor below his apartment to hear, which was a notion that oddly never occurred to him with any of his female partners. The interrupting thought quickly passed when Harris’s hands unexpectedly clutched his ass.

Harris tried in vain to control his own breathing. Withstanding the big guy’s jackrabbiting lower half was almost too daunting a task for him to handle, but his desire to be pounded into delirium would never allow him to let on with such a truth. And then, as if reading Harris’s mind, Wojo suddenly offered another brief reprieve and pulled out again.

“Shit, Woj…what…?”

“Shhh,” Wojo interjected, roughly hoisting Harris off the couch into his arms. Though both men were close in height, Wojo outweighed Harris by at least thirty pounds, which made the task as easy for him as lifting a bag of feathers. He stumbled across the room and barreled noisily through the beaded curtain into the tiny corridor that led to his bedroom, and together, they fell in a heap onto his unmade bed.

“I’m gonna start calling you Captain Unpredictable,” Harris quipped.

“I thought a change of scenery would be good,” Wojo replied, reaching over to cut on the bedside lamp.

“What’s with the light?”

“It’s better when you can see what you’re doing.”

“I concur.”

“Concur,” Wojo echoed. “That’s such a sexy word. Say it again.”

“Mmm…concur. Concur. Con-[italic]cur.”[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 375December 11, 2021 11:38 PM

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Harris’s moaned interpretation of the word made Wojo’s already heightened libido kick into overdrive. He grabbed Harris’s legs and pushed them back, pinning them against his chest.

“Too rough?”

“Not in the least.”

Wojo let a generous amount of spit fall from his mouth into his cupped palm and relubricated himself. Utilizing the wide expanse of the king-sized bed, he spread his legs as far apart as they would extend, aimed at the target and slid back in, picking right up from where he’d left off. His aggressive movements made Harris remember just how much he loved being dominated in bed, and more importantly, how much he’d missed it. He ran his hands across the massive shoulders, digging into the skin with his nails and pounding his fists futilely against the hard trap muscles to keep from passing out as Wojo seemed to go deeper with every push.

“Don’t stop, Woj!”

“What’s that? You want me to stop again?”

“Don’t you dare stop again or I’ll fucking kill you!”

Wojo shut his eyes tightly and smiled. One of his favorite things about sex was the privilege of basking in the intense sounds his lovers made as they let go and allowed themselves to ascend the heights of ecstasy. It was a high that often aided him in getting his own rocks off, and it was working once again, as he could already feel himself beginning to peak. Hurriedly, he lifted Harris’ legs over his shoulders and changed the speed of his hips, lunging downward with slow, measured thrusts.

“You like it deep inside, don’t you?”

[italic]“Mmmyesss! Shit…yesss!”[/italic]

Harris’s sobs filled the small space of the room. He reached down between their bodies, latched on to his cock and beat it mercilessly as Wojo continued to nail him. The wetness that was suddenly on his hand was an indication of the explosion that was imminent. He pushed himself against the sturdy body, his back spasming and arching at will, his muscles contracting. He attempted to scream but was only able to summon a choked whimper as the dam broke and the orgasm pulsed up through his shaft, spattering in several directions and nicely decorating his chest and stomach in pools of white.

Harris’s completion acted as a trigger for Wojo’s own. The tight sphincter muscles gripping his hard-on made the struggle to deliver these final thrusts all the more arduous, but the last few seconds before release were always worth the taxing effort. The crude sound of his thighs repeatedly smashing into Harris’s ass began to abate, and he raised up on his hands with an urgent cry.

“Fuck…Harris…it’s coming! I’m gonna come!”

“Do it,” Harris purred, offering a weak smile, his eyes slits as he gazed up at a version of Wojo that he never dreamed he’d see. He was still floating on a cloud, his body numb despite the final aggressive pummeling that Wojo was dishing out. He reached up to twist the tempting pair of hard nipples, unaware that they were directly hardwired to Wojo’s cock, and it was just enough to put Wojo over the edge. With a bestial growl, he withdrew and pushed Harris’s legs from his shoulders, his cock already spitting his load before he had the chance to touch himself. He rushed to his knees, quivering, and stroked himself vigorously. His seed jetted like water from a water pistol, splashing Harris warmly all over his torso and commingling with the spunk that was already there. When the last drop had been drained, he shook the pistol for good measure and collapsed, his body aching and depleted of energy.

“Oh my God. That…that was…”

“Incredible.” Harris finished.

Wojo smiled heartily and looked over with a nod.

“I concur.”

“How do you feel?”

Wojo took a few more breaths. “Give me a minute.”

by Anonymousreply 376December 11, 2021 11:40 PM

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The dopamine surged from his brain, putting him on the same cloud with Harris. Even now, after the deed had been done, it was all still such an unbelievable head rush. That he would ever lie in post-coital ecstasy next to someone who was not only a colleague, but a man, was a bet that he would’ve never put money on, but here he was, doing just that. It was as real as the feeling of the cool, rumpled sheets beneath his body, and it was wonderful. He was tired but not sleepy. Satisfied but still hungry to explore this new world of sexuality that had been opened up to him.

'His arm splayed out lazily and landed across Harris’s chest.

“You’re not gonna pass out on me, are you?”

“No, definitely not,” Wojo reassured. He sat up a bit to examine Harris’s DNA-covered body. “Holy moly, look at the mess.”

Harris chuckled.

“Messes are okay.” He took Wojo’s hand in his own and squeezed it gently. “So, was it everything you expected?”

“More. Not that I knew exactly what to expect. This is all so…different. But it’s good, and I [italic]feel[/italic] good. I feel [italic]great[/italic], actually.”

“Me too.”

They laid together in quiet contentment and let the time slip easily by, both staring up at the ceiling with an unspoken certainty that this first-time affair would not be their last. Eventually, Harris broke the comfortable silence with a question that he truly couldn’t remember the answer to.

“Tell me, how exactly did we get here again?”

“I’d say it all started with that book you lent me. That [italic]Fear of Flying[/italic].”

“Really?”

“Mm-hm.”

“Well, [italic]shit[/italic]. I think I might have to crack that thing open again and give it another read.”

by Anonymousreply 377December 11, 2021 11:42 PM

Max and I were talking last night about a guy on his fan page who keeps commenting about how hot Wojo is. Max said, “Women make those comments, why shouldn’t gay men be able to?” I told him he had a big following among gay men and he thought that was pretty cool. :-)

by Anonymousreply 378December 15, 2021 12:51 PM

That is so awesome!

by Anonymousreply 379December 15, 2021 6:29 PM

Good that he knows his gay following is huge.

by Anonymousreply 380December 15, 2021 8:43 PM

[quote] You’re welcome to find me on Facebook or contact me at MaxGailFB@gmail.com.

It's very cool that you make yourself available, Sue. I'm one of the regulars on his FB page, and it'd be nice to reach out. But sadly reveling my identity would make me very nervous. I've drooled over him for decades, that's for sure.

Now, on to reading part 2 of Wojo/Harris fanfic.

by Anonymousreply 381December 19, 2021 1:39 PM

Oops, that was me talking about Max being cool with his gay male following!

by Anonymousreply 382December 20, 2021 4:26 AM

[381] No need to be nervous but I understand. Glad to have you on the page regardless!

by Anonymousreply 383December 20, 2021 4:28 AM

I want Max inside me very deeply!

by Anonymousreply 384December 20, 2021 4:33 AM

R333, that was amazing! I didn't comment last night because I was too busy jerking off after reading the story.

Eating Wojo's ass and feeling his throbbing hard cock inside... if only...

by Anonymousreply 385December 20, 2021 12:43 PM

[quote][R333], that was amazing! I didn't comment last night because I was too busy jerking off after reading the story.

Eating Wojo's ass and feeling his throbbing hard cock inside... if only...

Glad you liked it!

by Anonymousreply 386December 20, 2021 12:54 PM

Big round of applause to R333/R367-R377 for delivering such great fic!! Hoping all the others who said were writing their own get a chance to post them soon too! I can never get enough Wojo smut LOL

R382 So good to hear! Trust me, there are more of us than he even realizes

by Anonymousreply 387December 20, 2021 5:50 PM

[quote]Big round of applause to [R333]/[R367]-[R377] for delivering such great fic!! Hoping all the others who said were writing their own get a chance to post them soon too! I can never get enough Wojo smut LOL

Thank you!! I'd love to read more as well!

by Anonymousreply 388December 20, 2021 8:29 PM

Hi everyone! I can't believe it's been so long since my last visit. I got pretty sick and it took me a long time to heal...

R333 * Wow... "Fear of Flying" part 2 was off the chain! I love the way you write fanfic! You are so detail oriented and it is obvious how much care you put into every sentence you write. I love the way you describe Wojo's masterpiece of a body. The formatting alone just to post it in this forum must have taken you a long time. I thought I'd lose it picturing Wojo saying: "You like it deep inside, don't you?" Fuuuck, lol! ~ Great job!

R378 * I hope Max knows that he excited women. He should. Even if he's just too modest to admit it. Now he knows that men desire him too, and if he thinks that's cool, that is just wonderful. I wonder if he was curious to know how you found out about his big gay following, hehehe..

R381 * If you'd like to reach out, you'd be ok. I did and so did Justin, and it's been totally fine :)

by Anonymousreply 389December 22, 2021 12:40 AM

^^❤️❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 390December 22, 2021 12:53 AM

[quote] I got pretty sick and it took me a long time to heal...

Welcome back. Covid?

by Anonymousreply 391December 22, 2021 12:56 AM

Thanks R391. No, I had a bacterial infection in my stomach and got put on a double course of 2 different antibiotics, which left my insides raw. I've never been in so much pain for such a long time.

by Anonymousreply 392December 22, 2021 1:05 AM

Thank you Sue and Maria. I'm definitely tempted.

Btw Maria, do you have any news on Justin?

by Anonymousreply 393December 22, 2021 7:45 AM

^ I forgot to mention in R393 ^ that was me @ R381

by Anonymousreply 394December 22, 2021 7:48 AM

[quote] Btw Maria, do you have any news on Justin?

I haven't spoken to Justin in a while R393. Last I knew his mother was having health problems and he was planing a trip to Spain. I'll text him tonight and check on him. I'll let him know you asked.

by Anonymousreply 395December 23, 2021 3:46 AM

Maria! It’s soo good to hear from you! Big hugs! Please give Justin my best and tell him he is missed!

by Anonymousreply 396December 23, 2021 12:33 PM

Can someone remind me how to properly reply? I keep forgetting. Getting old sucks. LOL

by Anonymousreply 397December 23, 2021 12:35 PM

I mean as in mentioning a previous post number!

by Anonymousreply 398December 23, 2021 12:36 PM

Do capital R and the person's reply number with no spaces in between.

by Anonymousreply 399December 23, 2021 1:25 PM

R399 Thank you! Happy Holidays!

by Anonymousreply 400December 24, 2021 4:31 AM

No problem! Happy holidays to you as well.

by Anonymousreply 401December 24, 2021 6:17 AM

R396 * Thank you Sue! Big cyber hugs right back atcha! 😉 I did talk to Justin and told him that you and a couple of others here had been asking about him. He's been going though a rough time and I can tell it made him smile. He said to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and that he'll be checking in soon.

Does anyone know why the opening post on this thread and the one that Anon opened a couple of weeks ago are now grayed out and crossed out? Did we do something wrong?

by Anonymousreply 402December 24, 2021 11:55 AM

Sue & Maria, you keep taking about Max's manly legs and shoulders on his FB page, you're gonna get him all excited ;)

Merry Christmas everybody!

by Anonymousreply 403December 25, 2021 12:53 AM

Justin! Welcome back baby! Check your email.

by Anonymousreply 404December 25, 2021 1:42 AM

Welcome back wonder boy. We missed you Justin.

[quote] Does anyone know why the opening post on this thread and the one that Anon opened a couple of weeks ago are now grayed out and crossed out? Did we do something wrong?

A few trolls think we're going over board with the Max Gail threads R402. They've given them the FF treatment. Like that's going to stop us from talking about him

Merry Xmas to all!

by Anonymousreply 405December 25, 2021 4:27 AM

R403 JUSTIN! So good to see you!

LOL there is one guy on Max’s page that won’t stop commenting about his butt and tight pants. Even sent Max a message about his fantasies. That’s crossing the line just a bit! I’m keeping my eye on him to make sure it doesn’t go too far. He doesn’t want things getting explicit on his page. He knows women and men think he’s hot though and he’s okay with that. 🙂

R405 What is the FF treatment?

by Anonymousreply 406December 25, 2021 5:25 AM

Merry Christmas everyone!!

by Anonymousreply 407December 25, 2021 5:26 AM

[quote] [R405] What is the FF treatment?

It’s when someone hits the orange FF (Flames & Freaks) button on a post that they don’t like.

by Anonymousreply 408December 25, 2021 11:48 AM

I hope everyone is having a great Holiday Season! 😃I love to see new posts here again !!👌

by Anonymousreply 409December 27, 2021 10:05 AM

Justin!!! ❤️❤️❤️It's so good to see you here again, you beautiful man!!

[quote] He knows women and men think he’s hot though and he’s okay with that. 🙂

Good! Gawd.. he was so fucking hot! So many times as I'm watching him on Barney Miller I zone out and imagine telling him how gorgeous he is while kissing his lips and his neck, and slowly making my way down to his chest and stomach, and...

by Anonymousreply 410December 27, 2021 10:35 AM

R333 that was intense!! 🤤💦I'd buy front seat in hell to do to and with Wojo all the things Harris did in your fic!!

[quote] I thought I'd lose it picturing Wojo saying: "You like it deep inside, don't you?" Fuuuck, lol!

For real Maria!! Imagine his hard juicy dick all up inside balls deep, hitting all the right spots! 💦I didn't know you were so sick. Sending you warm hugs!! 😘Btw, I've been trying to do my make up like yours in your FB profile pic, but I just end up looking like a raccoon LOL. You are so pretty!!

by Anonymousreply 411December 27, 2021 11:05 AM

[quote] [R333] that was intense!! 🤤💦I'd buy front seat in hell to do to and with Wojo all the things Harris did in your fic!!

Glad you enjoyed it!

by Anonymousreply 412December 27, 2021 3:41 PM

Thank you everybody for the warn welcome! I've missed this space, the camaraderie, the complicity, and of course, talking about Max.

My mother had a stroke back in August (a chain of small ones apparently), and her health has been seriously compromised. Since I'm the only one between me and my 2 sisters that doesn't have a family, I decided to move back to Spain -where she lives- for a little while, and take care of her situation until we see how much she can progress.

Sue, I saw your PM you sent me weeks ago. Forgive me for not answering in a timely manner. I'm hoping to get back to a normal life and soon catching up with all my mail :). Same to you Org. OP!

by Anonymousreply 413December 28, 2021 9:40 PM

R333, that was one of the best fanfics I’ve ever read. Thinking of bringing Wojo so much pleasure really brings out the animal in me. Thanks man! I needed that! Still working on my story about a young man that is brought to the 12th Precinct after being arrested by Wojo.

You’re kidding R406. Yeah, I’d say that sending Max a private message to share his sexual fantasies is crossing the line by a couple of counties. But fame does strange things to some people. Maria used to run the official Facebook page for an artist, and she ended having to ban a handful of people who kept going off the rails. It’s wonderful that Max is understanding, but I’d hate for him to feel harassed.

by Anonymousreply 414December 28, 2021 9:41 PM

[quote] [R333], that was one of the best fanfics I’ve ever read. Thinking of bringing Wojo so much pleasure really brings out the animal in me. Thanks man! I needed that! Still working on my story about a young man that is brought to the 12th Precinct after being arrested by Wojo.

❤️❤️❤️ thank you

Praying for a speedy recovery for your mom!

by Anonymousreply 415December 28, 2021 10:00 PM

[quote] Maria used to run the official Facebook page for an artist, and she ended having to ban a handful of people who kept going off the rails. It’s wonderful that Max is understanding, but I’d hate for him to feel harassed.

True, but I'm sure the crowd I was dealing with was far more unruly than Max's crowd. I did cringe at the WTF moment that Max must've had when he opened that guy's PM.

I really enjoy it when he gets called handsome (in a respectful way) on his FB page. I love to see him showered in compliments. There was this comment he made one time, I think it was on the Ironside video post awhile back, people were swooning over him and he said something like: "I never considered myself handsome, [italic] not that I don't like to hear it once in a while.. [/italic]" He was so darn cute, he cracked me up!

Thank you Rachel. You're very sweet!

by Anonymousreply 416December 29, 2021 11:58 AM

Here are a couple of photos I came across. There is no information on the slides, so I have no idea what events they're from. Very handsome in his tux.

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by Anonymousreply 417December 29, 2021 1:02 PM

His eyes look a little glassy... looks like maybe Max might've had a couple here lol

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by Anonymousreply 418December 29, 2021 1:05 PM

^^Nice pix!

by Anonymousreply 419December 29, 2021 4:06 PM

Great pics Maria, thanks! How do you and Justin find all this obscure Max Gail stuff?

I saw a post on the BM fan page 2 weeks ago of a guy asking for good quality photos of Wojo in uniform. Fap material I wonder?

by Anonymousreply 420December 29, 2021 9:23 PM

Nice..... Keep'em coming R417

I wonder why he never wore a toupee or hairpiece outside of Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 421December 29, 2021 9:50 PM

I assume that Max only wore the toupee for the show because he didn’t have an issue with his own male pattern baldness. He started BM with his hair combed forward which hid the fact that it was thinning, probably due to the show’s hair stylists. When it got too thin up top, they put him in a hairpiece. He never wore a hairpiece in any other role that I’m aware of.

by Anonymousreply 422December 29, 2021 11:40 PM

R420 * I started collecting his stuff a couple of years ago and occasionally I come across some rare material.

Lol, I don't know what the man's intentions are, but he sure got some nice pictures of Wojo in blue. Wojo always makes me wag my tail, but when he dressed up in his policeman uniform... Shiiit, he makes my knees buckle!

by Anonymousreply 423December 30, 2021 3:57 AM

[quote] Wojo always makes me wag my tail, but when he dressed up in his policeman uniform... Shiiit, he makes my knees buckle!

Ditto!! If I would of worked at ABC back then I would had followed him around the set every day begging him to fuck me!

by Anonymousreply 424December 30, 2021 12:52 PM

R421 He hates toupees. Says they are a real nuisance. They had him wear one on BM for a time before they switched him to a full wig. He didn’t mind the wig. He didn’t wear any sort of hairpiece because he didn’t want to and never got any roles other than Wojo that required one. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 425December 31, 2021 9:06 AM

^ Hair or a bit less hair, he was always a gorgeous man to me lol :)

Happy New Year everyone!

by Anonymousreply 426December 31, 2021 11:42 PM

^I agree! Happy New Year!

by Anonymousreply 427January 1, 2022 12:14 AM

Merry Neu Year!!!

by Anonymousreply 428January 1, 2022 12:47 AM

I'm ringing in the new year with a Barney Miller DVD marathon. Too bad so many of Max's old movies are so hard to find.

by Anonymousreply 429January 1, 2022 1:53 AM

Happy New Year!!

by Anonymousreply 430January 1, 2022 7:01 AM

R429, check YouTube!

by Anonymousreply 431January 1, 2022 7:02 AM

R424 if you’re on Facebook, look me up! I’m already friends with Justin and Maria! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 432January 1, 2022 7:03 AM

Hello R431. I've seen Max's vids on Justin's Max Gail playlist on YT. Are there any more you know of? and thanks!

by Anonymousreply 433January 1, 2022 2:13 PM

This tread has become so tame

by Anonymousreply 434January 1, 2022 2:20 PM

Then, by all means R434, spice it up for us. You have 35 year old Max Gail naked, on your bed, with his wrists tied to the headboard. What's your next move?

R429 * I'll put a few clips together of Max's scenes from some of his early movies and upload them to Justin's playlist in a couple of days. I know you won't mind Justin 😉

by Anonymousreply 435January 1, 2022 10:43 PM

That would be great R435. Thank you so much!

by Anonymousreply 436January 2, 2022 12:53 PM

R434 seriously? Did you ignore the fanfic? It was definitely not tame dude. Holy shit!

R435 Let Fish have his filthy way with him!

by Anonymousreply 437January 2, 2022 1:15 PM

Wentworth, go check out Max's fan page. Your last pixs posted here are a big hit!. Do you have any more?

by Anonymousreply 438January 3, 2022 12:46 AM

[quote] You have 35 year old Max Gail naked, on your bed, with his wrists tied to the headboard.

That mental image made me squirt

by Anonymousreply 439January 3, 2022 4:32 AM

I don't think the thread is gone tame R434. That fic about Wojo and Harris was pure dynamite. Some of us are also fans of his work and we like to discuss it, so not every post is going to be about how badly we want to fuck him in his heyday. But if you want to dial up the filth, I don't think you'd have much of a problem getting it going.

[quote] I'll put a few clips together of Max's scenes from some of his early movies and upload them to Justin's playlist in a couple of days. I know you won't mind Justin 😉

Not at all, love. You have my password ;)

by Anonymousreply 440January 3, 2022 11:54 AM

[quote] You have 35 year old Max Gail naked, on your bed, with his wrists tied to the headboard. What's your next move?

I'd fuck him to within an inch of his life

by Anonymousreply 441January 3, 2022 12:48 PM

You and me both, R441. And then I'd untie him and let him punish me back.

by Anonymousreply 442January 3, 2022 3:52 PM

R438 * Yes, I saw that :) Love it! And Sue gave some context to the second one with the Diablo anti nuclear protest. I learned something new, thanks girl! I probably have a couple more photos, but I'd have to dig them up.

R437 * Lmao!!! Fish?!?! Poor Max is going to need a boat load of hash brownies to get through that one!

by Anonymousreply 443January 3, 2022 5:36 PM

I'd keep him tied up for a long time and shag his big tight arse like a madman. Then cum all over his chest

by Anonymousreply 444January 4, 2022 12:23 AM

Quarantine 1 & 2 just aired on Antenna TV. I wanted to jump through the screen seeing him sweaty and lying face down on that cot.

by Anonymousreply 445January 4, 2022 2:05 AM

Fuck yes R445!! Imagine spreading those hard arsecheeks apart while he's lying face down and running your tongue up and down the middle of his crack. Then taking your middle finger and slowly sliding in inside.

by Anonymousreply 446January 4, 2022 4:02 AM

[quote]Fuck yes [R445]!! Imagine spreading those hard arsecheeks apart while he's lying face down and running your tongue up and down the middle of his crack. Then taking your middle finger and slowly sliding in inside.

OH yes!!

by Anonymousreply 447January 4, 2022 4:13 AM

[quote] You have 35 year old Max Gail naked, on your bed, with his wrists tied to the headboard. What's your next move?

Holy shit! I'd crawl between his legs, firmly hold the base of his cock with my hand and give him the blow job of his life! Then I'd straddle him and ride him for hours like the thoroughbred he is. But I'd prefer to untie him, get in front of him on my hands and knees and have him fuck me from behind deep and hard until my eyes roll to the back of my head like slot machines! I'd probably cum like a freight train the minute he stack it in.

by Anonymousreply 448January 4, 2022 4:58 AM

[quote] [R424] if you’re on Facebook, look me up! I’m already friends with Justin and Maria! 🙂

Thank you Sue! I would love to friend you on FB! It's just that I have posted so much smut about Max here (see above) I think I'm a little embarrassed to show my face 😅

by Anonymousreply 449January 4, 2022 5:10 AM

Hi Miss Sue. I have noticed that Max Gail isn't participating or commenting as much on his Facebook fan page lately. Is he doing OK? maybe he's getting bored with having to interact as much? I mean no disrespect. I'm just curious

by Anonymousreply 450January 4, 2022 9:21 AM

R450 He’s fine. 🙂 With 6 kids and 8 grandchildren the holidays kept him pretty busy! He still enjoys the page, reads all the comments and responds as often as he can. He loves connecting with fans!

by Anonymousreply 451January 4, 2022 6:20 PM

R449 No need to be embarrassed! I know y’all have the greatest respect for Max! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 452January 4, 2022 6:22 PM

Oh good!.... thank you, Miss Sue for answering me. I much more than just respect him. I have loved Max Gail since I was a small boy. He's gotten me through some tough times in my life. He will never know how much he's meant to me. Once he left me a "Like" on a comment I wrote on one of your Facebook posts, and I was on cloud nine for the entire week. Pretty sad, I know lol

by Anonymousreply 453January 5, 2022 11:26 AM

[quote]Once he left me a "Like" on a comment I wrote on one of your Facebook posts, and I was on cloud nine for the entire week. Pretty sad, I know lol

Not sad at all, lol. He hearted a Happy Thanksgiving comment I left him and I felt the same way.

by Anonymousreply 454January 5, 2022 1:45 PM

That was a sweet post R453. Max will never know, but oddly enough, he was also the catalyst directly responsible for some major positive changes that happened in my life. It's interesting that over the years, he's invested a great deal of his time and energy trying to make the world a better place, but there are probably are so many other individual stories of how he's touched other peoples' lives and made a difference that he will never hear. Thanks to him, I regained my happiness and I'll always love him for that. Not to mention, he was hot as hell!! LOL

by Anonymousreply 455January 5, 2022 9:52 PM

[quote] With 6 kids and 8 grandchildren the holidays kept him pretty busy!

Six kids?? Well, yay Max!! LOL. I only knew about 3, and I think I remember him talking about a baby girl he fathered and had to put up for adoption back when he was starting out. I think he said that years later he went looking for her, and ended up being reunited with her.

by Anonymousreply 456January 5, 2022 10:04 PM

Good morning! Just posted a video from Max! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 457January 6, 2022 12:12 PM

R456 that’s correct! He has 4 biological, 1 adopted and 1 step. They’re all one big happy family! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 458January 6, 2022 12:13 PM

LOVE the video. Thanks Sue.

by Anonymousreply 459January 6, 2022 1:21 PM

Is it me or did they make Wojo’s shirts a little tighter than they had to be to show off his pecs and biceps?? Mmmm

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by Anonymousreply 460January 6, 2022 11:18 PM

^ FUCK!! I just came in my pants

by Anonymousreply 461January 7, 2022 12:18 AM

I wonder if his brother is as hot as he is.

by Anonymousreply 462January 7, 2022 12:27 AM

R462 Depends if you like really full beards!

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by Anonymousreply 463January 7, 2022 1:40 AM

I found another press photo of his brother when he was younger. Very similar jawline, but I think Max was the looker in the family. I thought it was funny when I found out his name is "Scanlon".

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by Anonymousreply 464January 7, 2022 2:52 AM

Nope, it's not just you R460. Those pants 2 sizes too tight prove it. When Wojo would bend over to unlock the cage in the squad-room, I could have trampled someone over to get both my hands on that ass.

by Anonymousreply 465January 7, 2022 3:38 AM

[quote} Good morning! Just posted a video from Max! 🙂

Thanks for the heads up, Sue. Max's looking good! I think I actually recognize exactly where he's standing.

by Anonymousreply 466January 7, 2022 4:03 AM

Ooh his brother is a looker too. Thanks for posting!

by Anonymousreply 467January 7, 2022 5:02 AM

Good looking brother when he was young. The two of them had similar style looks, with very masculine facial features. Max having more of a boyish blend, his brother more rugged. I'd choose Max 100%, but back in their day I wouldn't have minded being the meat in the sandwich between those two.

Do you live near Max, Wentworth?

by Anonymousreply 468January 7, 2022 10:48 AM

Max was hotter than his brother.

R458 No big surprise he had so many kids. The man was virility incarnate with tight pants.

by Anonymousreply 469January 7, 2022 11:07 AM

[quote] The man was virility incarnate with tight pants.

Mmmm yesss.... I wanted him to knock me up. If I'd been married to him I would had spent 10 whole years being pregnant, milking babies out of his loins one after the other.

by Anonymousreply 470January 7, 2022 11:34 AM

I watch Barney Miller and I just want him to fuck me, cum a huge load in my ass and pop in a plug so I can walk around with his sperm inside me all day. I'd even want him to do it to me at his age.

by Anonymousreply 471January 7, 2022 11:55 AM

[quote] The man was virility incarnate with tight pants.

Yes lord.

by Anonymousreply 472January 7, 2022 12:11 PM

His brother Scanlon was in Fright Night 2, a movie I’ve seen many times. Watching the clip now that I know he’s Max’s brother, you can see the resemblance all in his face (strong jaw, similar nose), but he’s tinier than Max. Watch starting from the 1:10:10 mark in this video…

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by Anonymousreply 473January 7, 2022 12:17 PM

R471, you and I think alike.

by Anonymousreply 474January 7, 2022 12:18 PM

Thanks R473! I'll watch it tonight, right after Barney Miller.

by Anonymousreply 475January 7, 2022 10:01 PM

[quote] Thanks [R473]! I'll watch it tonight, right after Barney Miller.

You’re welcome!

by Anonymousreply 476January 8, 2022 12:12 AM

Awhile back I mentioned I had big news. I did! I am going to be hosting this event! 🙂 We had to postpone when Max got sick, (He’s fine now!) but it will be happening soon! We’ll be doing it on Zoom so you can talk to both of them directly and ask questions! 🙂

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by Anonymousreply 477January 8, 2022 5:40 PM

Awesome news!!

by Anonymousreply 478January 8, 2022 8:54 PM

Thank you R477. I will not miss this event. Sorry to hear Max was sick, I hope it was nothing too serious

by Anonymousreply 479January 10, 2022 6:46 PM

Best news I've had all week R477. Thank you Sue!

by Anonymousreply 480January 11, 2022 2:45 AM

Maria, are you okay? I see Max responded to your comment on his page! 😃

by Anonymousreply 481January 11, 2022 11:01 PM

[quote] Maria, are you okay? I see Max responded to your comment on his page! 😃

Lucky her!! I've been commenting on his page for almost 2 years and never got a response from him... sigh...

by Anonymousreply 482January 12, 2022 12:20 AM

Hope you don't mind Wentworth (Maria), that I've ID'd you on FB though Sue's post @ R481. Thought that might have been you all along. Is it ok to send you a friend request? I'm also FB friends with Justin. Btw, are you a model? you're a stunning looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 483January 12, 2022 1:10 AM

[quote] Lucky her!! I've been commenting on his page for almost 2 years and never got a response from him...

Pussy privilege, R482

by Anonymousreply 484January 12, 2022 1:20 AM

R482 he does read all the comments and tries to respond as much as he can. He’s still very busy acting so it can be hard for him to keep up. I just got off the phone with him and we talked about ways for him to be even more active on the page, so don’t lose hope!

by Anonymousreply 485January 12, 2022 3:01 AM

R483 I’m friends with Justin and Maria, feel free to add me if you like. I’m not particularly stunning unfortunately, although Max thinks I’m pretty. LOL

by Anonymousreply 486January 12, 2022 3:03 AM

WFT I thought this was a gay men's website. Now we're hitting on women???

by Anonymousreply 487January 12, 2022 8:20 AM

R481 * I'm good, Sue! Just been buried under a mountain of work... I couldn't do much while I was sick and it all piled up a mile high. Thanks for asking 😘. Lol, yes, he made my day!. What a sweetie! I never expected that he would even read what I wrote, let alone reply. Can't wait for the Zoom event! I'm buying my ticket as soon as they are available!

[quote] Do you live near Max, Wentworth?

R468 * Not too far, just over the hills from his area.

R483 * Sure! I'm not active much anymore except for my groups, but feel free to add me. I'm not a model lol, but thanks for the compliment!

[quote] Pussy privilege, [R482]

R484 * I hardly think that's where Max's head is at this point in his life.....

by Anonymousreply 488January 12, 2022 10:20 AM

R429 * I finally uploaded some clips I made of some of Max's older movies and edited them to show only his scenes. They're only 7 to 10 minutes long each for anyone who wants to watch him. I keep meaning to transfer "Pearl" from VHS and post it as well because he's an absolutely gorgeous hunk of a man on that one!

This one is for a movie called "Cardiac Arrest"

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by Anonymousreply 489January 12, 2022 10:38 AM

The Streets of San Francisco: Dead of Alive

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by Anonymousreply 490January 12, 2022 10:41 AM

Like Mom Like Me

Ridiculously hot in his Sheriff uniform and loses the shirt in the end scene... Meow!!!

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by Anonymousreply 491January 12, 2022 10:52 AM

Letting Go

Sweet, kind and funny Max

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by Anonymousreply 492January 12, 2022 10:56 AM

The 11th Victim, aka The Lakeside Killer

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by Anonymousreply 493January 12, 2022 10:59 AM

Intimate Strangers

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by Anonymousreply 494January 12, 2022 11:01 AM

Fun and Games

Plays a sleazy sexual predator, and I'm not even mad, lol

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by Anonymousreply 495January 12, 2022 11:04 AM

Awesome videos R488! 1,000 thank you's!. My thank you's thank you!

by Anonymousreply 496January 12, 2022 12:18 PM

Adding my thanx for the clips!

by Anonymousreply 497January 12, 2022 12:44 PM

[quote] [R484] * I hardly think that's where Max's head is at this point in his life.....

You women are so naive. Bet it's not the first reply or reaction you've received from him, is it? He's straight. As men, that never leaves us. Ever. As gay men, it hurts to see you women get attention from the straight men we lust after, and not even understand it. I'm not trying to be disrespectful. Just being honest. I'll shut the fuck up now, and thank you for the clips.

by Anonymousreply 498January 12, 2022 1:22 PM

Thank you Maria! A few of those movies I'd never seen before. I hope you find the time to do "Pearl". From the pix I've seen of him in that series, he must look smoking hot.

by Anonymousreply 499January 12, 2022 1:52 PM

Not hitting on anyone R487. I'm all about the dick. I'm secure enough in myself that I can acknowledge beauty wherever I see it.

[quote] although Max thinks I’m pretty. LOL

Max has good taste, Sue :) I'd very much like to friend you, but I'm with some of the others here in that you being close to Max kinda intimidates me to show my face. I know I must sound silly to you.

by Anonymousreply 500January 12, 2022 1:59 PM

In my opinion Max is one of those men who look even sexier bald. A type of testosterone called DHT, or dihydrotestosterone in excess amounts has been found to be one of the causes of some men's male pattern baldness. So, every time I see Max's beautiful bald head all I can think is "that man is loaded with testosterone!".

by Anonymousreply 501January 12, 2022 2:43 PM

R487 I’m a happily married straight woman, but I enjoy participating here because I love connecting with other Max Gail fans. 🙂 You folks are really great, and I love that I’ve made friends here, but if you’re uncomfortable with me being in this space I’ll absolutely respect that.

by Anonymousreply 502January 12, 2022 3:16 PM

R498 I totally understand that and I’m so sorry you’re hurting. I can tell you that Max knows he has a strong and large gay male fan base and he thinks that’s great. He tries to respond to as many comments as he can but finds it hard to keep up as he’s so busy with his grandkids and working. He’s already got a bunch Ic acting gigs lined up for this year!

He called me last night and expressed a desire to be more active and connected with the fans more so we’re working on that. 🙂

If you PM me on Facebook (I think y’all probably know who I am there by now) I’ll keep an eye out for your comments and tag Max to make sure he sees them. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 503January 12, 2022 3:24 PM

R501 He does do bald well! Certain men just rock that look! I think he rocks a beard too!

by Anonymousreply 504January 12, 2022 3:25 PM

R500 I understand. You’re safe with me but I get it!! I respect everyone’s privacy and what gets said here stays here. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 505January 12, 2022 3:27 PM

Thanks Maria! You rock!

by Anonymousreply 506January 12, 2022 3:29 PM

Sue, you are absolutely welcome here. I say this as the OP who kicked off the DL Max threads back in 2012 and the fanfic writer from above, etc. I'd like to send you a FB friend request as well.

by Anonymousreply 507January 12, 2022 3:57 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Max's slight overbite makes his smile the sexiest yet sweetest thing I've seen in a long time. It makes you just want to hug him like crazy.

by Anonymousreply 508January 12, 2022 6:21 PM

R507 Thank you and please feel free!

by Anonymousreply 509January 12, 2022 9:44 PM

[quote]I've said it before and I'll say it again. Max's slight overbite makes his smile the sexiest yet sweetest thing I've seen in a long time. It makes you just want to hug him like crazy.

Yes! You can see it a lot in this interview!

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by Anonymousreply 510January 12, 2022 11:18 PM

He's a man who combines strong visual masculinity with the soft sweetness of his demeanor. You really can't get much better than that.

by Anonymousreply 511January 12, 2022 11:26 PM

Ok R498, point taken. If anything I've said was hurtful or insensitive to you or anyone else here, please understand that it was never my intention. I understand that this is a gay men's website, and in a matter of speaking I am trespassing. I'm here because I am a huge fan of Max, and I think he's one of the most beautiful men ever to walk the earth. I wanted to share that with likeminded people who openly talk about it, and Justin told me it was ok. But if at some point you'd prefer that I do not interact, I completely understand, and I will honor that.

by Anonymousreply 512January 13, 2022 2:58 AM

R496, R497, R499 and Sue. You're very welcome. Absolutely my pleasure! 😉I have every intention to rip "Pearl", he looks too good in it not to share it!

R511 * He does that very combination so many times in Barney Miller, I swear he breaks me sometimes! lol. I like him with hair or less hair, beard, no beard... although I prefer him clean shaven because I love his jawline and those dimples on his cheeks and chin.

by Anonymousreply 513January 13, 2022 2:59 AM

[quote] But if at some point you'd prefer that I do not interact, I completely understand, and I will honor that.

Please ignore the trolls. You are most definitely welcome here.

by Anonymousreply 514January 13, 2022 6:13 AM

You haven't said anything hurtful or insensitive Maria. And you provide great content to this thread, which has also been helping Sue with Max's page. How cool is that, right?. You've probably noticed that us gay guys can get a little cunty when we're envious ;-) Please don't leave. Same to you Sue!

by Anonymousreply 515January 13, 2022 7:24 AM

Thank you, Sue. R503 was a very kind reply. I totally understand he's busy and needs to prioritise his time. I didn't mean to create drama.

by Anonymousreply 516January 13, 2022 12:03 PM

Apologies, Maria. My jealousy and frustration got the better of me and I came across as a bit of an arse. You did not say anything wrong. What I was trying to convey, based on your response, is that a man doesn't lose his sexual instincts because he's older. When Max goes to his page and sees an attractive young woman like you complimenting him or stroking his ego, be assured that in his mind he's bending you over and sticking it in. I don't mean to be crass, that's just men regardless of age. Because of that you're going to get preferential attention from him, even if subconsciously on his part. It hurts knowing that we can never compete. So if you fancied him, be happy. Lots of blokes like me would sacrifice our left nut to have him thinking about us that way.

by Anonymousreply 517January 13, 2022 12:17 PM

Please don’t make Sue leave, she’s cool! Did any of you see Max go off on the asshole that attacked her on the fan page the other day? He said Max should fire her for posting the holiday video late and called her a rude bitch and unprofessional and a bunch of other shit. Max fucking set him straight in a hurry! The man is gorgeous, sexy and sweet but like Wojo I would NOT want to piss him off!!

by Anonymousreply 518January 13, 2022 2:56 PM

Nobody is making anyone leave R518, relax. I only hope the women are not too uncomfortable to continue posting here now.

by Anonymousreply 519January 13, 2022 5:44 PM

R518, I didn't see him go off but I'm gonna look for it now!

by Anonymousreply 520January 13, 2022 6:06 PM

R514 R515 and OOP. Thank you for defending Sue, Rachel and Maria. You girls are great and more than welcome here. These Max Gail threads have always been upbeat, fun, tolerant and accommodating. Much like Max's own personality. Let's continue to keep them that way, and let's not make the female population who want to be a part of them feel guilty or uncomfortable for things they're not at fault, and have no control over.

Now, let's go back to talking about Max's hotness!

by Anonymousreply 521January 13, 2022 6:45 PM

^I second all of that.

By the way, I'm digging the black and white pic someone just posted to the FB fan page. Hotness!

by Anonymousreply 522January 13, 2022 10:10 PM

Justin, it's always good to see a post from you man. I couldn't agree more with what you said at R521. As Yemana would say, very well put! I sent you an email a couple of days ago to check on you. If you're too busy to answer don't worry about it.

I don't know how much more plainly we can say that we don't want her to leave R518. None of the women. But this is DL and there's always going to be off color remarks and bitchiness by some of the guys, and some people just can't leave shit well enough alone (and I don't mean the girls). Nothing we can do about that, unfortunately. I hope to see them come back and post again soon, but I wouldn't blame them if they didn't.

[quote] By the way, I'm digging the black and white pic someone just posted to the FB fan page. Hotness!

Hot indeed! Max does B/W photos really well. I'm also digging the one with the empty birdcage... that look on his face! lol

by Anonymousreply 523January 14, 2022 12:14 AM

I don’t know if either of these posters are here on DL, but if you are, please don’t post stuff like this on Max’s page. He thinks it’s great that he has a strong following among gay men and doesn’t mind it when they tell him he’s hot, but posting untrue things about him isn’t cool. Thanks for understanding! 🙂

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by Anonymousreply 524January 14, 2022 4:31 AM

^ Oh man, that is embarrassing. I hope he doesn't see that.

by Anonymousreply 525January 14, 2022 4:45 AM

Oh for fuck's sake! What's wrong with some people!!!! That IS embarrassing, R524!! Hope you were able to delete it before Max saw it.

Great to see you back Sue!

by Anonymousreply 526January 14, 2022 6:18 AM

A bunch of gay men in any online group is the main reason we can't have nice things. There are always a few nasty queens eaten up with queer envy who will make trouble.

by Anonymousreply 527January 14, 2022 4:37 PM

I deleted the thread. They ignored me when I tried to end it so it had to go.

by Anonymousreply 528January 14, 2022 4:50 PM

^Good!

by Anonymousreply 529January 14, 2022 4:56 PM

[ A bunch of gay men in any online group is the main reason we can't have nice things. There are always a few nasty queens eaten up with queer envy who will make trouble. ]

LMAO! Ain't that the truth!!!

Glad to see you still here ,Sue

by Anonymousreply 530January 14, 2022 10:38 PM

^ Crap! I was laughing so hard I forgot to put the word "quote" in front of the quote marks

by Anonymousreply 531January 14, 2022 10:39 PM

[quote] You haven't said anything hurtful or insensitive Maria. And you provide great content to this thread, which has also been helping Sue with Max's page. How cool is that, right?.

I couldn’t make that claim R515 . Sue works very hard providing content for Max’s page on a daily basis. I’m just honored if anything I share here ends up over there. Thank you so much for your kindness, though 😀

Justin, did you see the interview that was posted on Max’s page with him and Rick Allen? I had no idea he'd been involved in that. Small world!

by Anonymousreply 532January 15, 2022 4:09 AM

Those Black & White shots really give him a vintage Hollywood leading man look that's very sexy. The mustache was never my favorite look for him, but he wears it very well here.

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by Anonymousreply 533January 15, 2022 4:16 AM

And here

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by Anonymousreply 534January 15, 2022 4:17 AM

And here

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by Anonymousreply 535January 15, 2022 4:19 AM

^ I wanna jump him and love him long-long time...

Welcome back Maria!

by Anonymousreply 536January 15, 2022 5:30 AM

[quote] Justin, did you see the interview that was posted on Max’s page with him and Rick Allen? I had no idea he'd been involved in that. Small world!

No I hadn’t. That was a very interesting read even if he doesn’t talk too much. I just can't picture Max saying "I got bitches and I got ho's" with a straight face! No degrees of separation in this town. Rick Allen… Next we’re going to find out Max has been jamming with Lars? 🤣

by Anonymousreply 537January 15, 2022 11:44 AM

I just realized we'll soon be knocking on the door of 600 replies here. So, how many Max Gail threads have we completely filled in the past couple of years? Is there anything we haven't discussed??

by Anonymousreply 538January 15, 2022 11:45 AM

I LOVE that handlebar mustache he sported in those pics and in Whiz Kids. It made him look like a Colt magazine model. Imagine if he’d have worn it in Barney Miller. We’d have had three mustachioed hunks in one sitcom.

by Anonymousreply 539January 15, 2022 1:16 PM

Here are some links to other Max threads that inexplicably never filled up…

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by Anonymousreply 540January 15, 2022 1:17 PM

Another…

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by Anonymousreply 541January 15, 2022 1:18 PM

Another…

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by Anonymousreply 542January 15, 2022 1:21 PM

One more…

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by Anonymousreply 543January 15, 2022 1:22 PM

Those threads were made premium and paywalled, that’s why. It looks like this one was left alone because of the assholes that gave it the FF treatment.

by Anonymousreply 544January 15, 2022 3:01 PM

That sucks. When I go into them I can still make a comment. I hate to see a wasted Max thread, lol.

by Anonymousreply 545January 15, 2022 3:05 PM

[quote] Rick Allen… Next we’re going to find out Max has been jamming with Lars? 🤣

Lars couldn't hold Max's jock with a 10 foot drum stick. On so many different levels...

[quote] It looks like this one was left alone because of the assholes that gave it the FF treatment.

Yeah... fuck'em. I'd say we start using the one "Anon" opened a few weeks back when this one maxes out. Unless you guys want to open another brand new one and torment the hell out of the trolls some more 😈

by Anonymousreply 546January 15, 2022 11:55 PM

[quote] I LOVE that handlebar mustache he sported in those pics and in Whiz Kids.

Agree R539. He was so sexy on Whiz Kids, in a different way from stud muffin Wojo. That mustache along with the fedora really looked good on him. Here's one of my favorite screen caps of him with that look.

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by Anonymousreply 547January 16, 2022 12:18 AM

R546 Maria, why am I getting the feeling that you and Justin move in some interesting circles? LOL

by Anonymousreply 548January 16, 2022 12:59 AM

[quote] So, how many Max Gail threads have we completely filled in the past couple of years? Is there anything we haven't discussed??

Max Gail has become a DL sex deity. Just do a basic search with his name and see how many times he pops up in threads that are not even dedicate to him. We have talked about his looks, his body, his work, his personal life, his beliefs, his achievements, the scent of his crotch...... We've loved on him, worshiped him, fantasized about him, lusted over him and thoroughly fucked him (in our minds at least). But I'm cool to keep discussing him as long as there is someone else on this site to answer back.

by Anonymousreply 549January 16, 2022 1:01 AM

I think that I would lose control of my ability to speak if ever I were face to face with him.

by Anonymousreply 550January 16, 2022 1:06 AM

^ Me too OOP. I'd turn into a stuttering idiot right in front of his eyes. Would you attend an in person appearance to meet him if he ever came to your town?

by Anonymousreply 551January 16, 2022 1:11 AM

^As sure as I’m stretched across my floor right now typing this, I would.

by Anonymousreply 552January 16, 2022 5:01 AM

If you ever get a chance to meet him do it! Max is sweet, kind, funny, and very down to earth. We had the best time together the last time we saw each other. He’s so much fun, absolutely wonderful and a gifted storyteller. I’m going to LA later this year and can’t wait to get more of his hugs!

by Anonymousreply 553January 16, 2022 5:16 AM

R546 I love Metallica but Lars is definitely not the shining star of the band.

Max seemingly has met/knows everyone! He’s incredible.

by Anonymousreply 554January 16, 2022 5:20 AM

I definitely will, Sue! Has he ever done the Mid Atlantic Nostalgia convention?

by Anonymousreply 555January 16, 2022 5:53 AM

[quote] I think that I would lose control of my ability to speak if ever I were face to face with him.

I think that I would lose control of my bodily functions. No matter how much he gets up in age, I'll always see Wojo when I look at him.

by Anonymousreply 556January 16, 2022 10:58 AM

Meeting him in person would be a dream come true for me if he ever comes anywhere near Texas. My heart will race out of my chest and I'll probably make a fool out of myself. Hell, I'll have to extra hydrate to keep from hyperventilating during the next Zoom meeting!!

by Anonymousreply 557January 16, 2022 11:24 AM

[quote] [R546] I love Metallica but Lars is definitely not the shining star of the band.

Yess. Maria's been around them. She loves James but she hates Lars lol..

[quote] But I'm cool to keep discussing him as long as there is someone else on this site to answer back.

Same here, R549

by Anonymousreply 558January 16, 2022 11:29 AM

R558 James, Kirk and Robert are awesome. Lars is too whiny. LOL

Max doesn’t have any personal appearances scheduled for this year yet but that could change. Right now with the latest Covid surge he prefers to stay close to home. (He’s fully vaxxed and boostered, in case anyone was wondering) He’s still working though so keep an eye on your TV screens! 🙂

by Anonymousreply 559January 16, 2022 5:20 PM

I’m glad to know he’s fully boosted. I’ll definitely be looking out for him on tv.

by Anonymousreply 560January 16, 2022 7:49 PM

Good to hear he's taking precautions and vaxxed. When I read he'd been sick I worried he'd might have gotten Covid. Has anybody here had it? I haven't, but I'm kinda afraid of it.

by Anonymousreply 561January 17, 2022 1:42 AM

Nope Rachel, I haven't had it yet (knock wood), but I am boosted and stay indoors unless I have to go out for something.

by Anonymousreply 562January 17, 2022 2:11 AM

R561, no his illness wasn’t Covid related. I got Covid back in March 2020. It was awful. Thankfully I didn’t end up in the hospital, but my taste and smell still aren’t 100% back to normal yet. Mask up and get vaccinated please!

by Anonymousreply 563January 17, 2022 2:32 AM

Glad you're better, Sue!

by Anonymousreply 564January 17, 2022 2:39 AM

[quote] [R546] I love Metallica but Lars is definitely not the shining star of the band.

👍🏻👌🏻🤘🏻

Are you a metalhead, Sue?

R561 * I had it too and so did Justin. We caught it at the same gathering. That was January of 2020, before we knew what Covid was and before all the lockdowns. It felt like really bad flu, but a little different in that it lasted a lot longer. It took me almost a month to get over the hard flu symptoms and about 5 months to have my energy level back to normal. Then I took an antibody test and sure enough, that's what we'd had. I felt like crap on a stick while I had it, but never like I had to go to the hospital.

Now back to Max's amazing buns, already in progress..

by Anonymousreply 565January 17, 2022 6:31 AM

Most often with show business performers, even when they're not working, you can tell when they're not being their real selves, but are in performance mode. Max's demeanor, his tone of voice, and the twinkle in his eye are clearly just what nature made, not an act he's putting on. Watching and listening to him gives you a good feeling and makes you smile, whether you're straight, gay, male or female. It is a rare man who can emit such a comforting aura. That wonderful smile that's both sweet and mischievous, and the way he devotes every ounce of energy he has to the person he's talking to, you know that whatever he's saying is exactly what he means and feels and not something he's saying just to make himself look good.

by Anonymousreply 566January 17, 2022 10:13 AM

R566 * I have truly enjoyed and savored every word of your comment. You have nailed it right on the head. There is a authenticity he posses that always shines through whether he’s performing or not. Perhaps that’s the reason some of his fans love him and want to be protective over him so much. He’s one of those people who seem to wear his emotions on his sleeves, and who's willing to make himself vulnerable by doing it. I was watching him last night on Barney Miller and the "Harris Incident" episode was playing. In the final scene when he’s trying to reach Harris, his voice is cracking, his eyes welling up, he’s coming apart at the seams and it’s clear he’s not just acting. Same thing when he loses it while toasting Jack Soo in the Tribute episode. Makes me want to put my arms around him and squeeze, and not because of his looks, but because of his heart. Although that sweet, mischievous smile gets me every time, lol.

by Anonymousreply 567January 17, 2022 10:59 AM

You guys’ comments are making me well up!

by Anonymousreply 568January 17, 2022 2:03 PM

Me too R568.... I think I just fell for him a little harder. Sometimes I wish he'd find out about DataLounge just so he could read comments like these.

by Anonymousreply 569January 17, 2022 2:40 PM

I wish he would see all this praise too, even the dirty stuff!

by Anonymousreply 570January 17, 2022 2:42 PM

I had to break and make R535 the wallpaper on my home computer monitor. I literally blush every time I look at it. It might inspire me to write a third fanfic about him, lol.

by Anonymousreply 571January 18, 2022 12:29 AM

R572 if you are the same person who wrote the last fafic posted on this thread, I would literally hand you my wallet and let you take all my money if you wrote another one. Just leave me enough to buy a beer and some popcorn to eat while I read it!

by Anonymousreply 572January 18, 2022 12:54 AM

^Thats me, lol! Thanks for the compliment!

by Anonymousreply 573January 18, 2022 1:07 AM

[quote] [R561] * I had it too and so did Justin. We caught it at the same gathering.

And that was the last fun night out I remember having in almost 2 years. I have a strong constitution, but Covid put me out of commission for a good 2 weeks. I take precautions and try to make smart decisions, but I'm also trying not to let it steal my life away from me, as much as I can.

R571, I'm throwing my wallet in the pool as well if you'd write another fanfic about Max!

by Anonymousreply 574January 18, 2022 11:24 AM

[quote] [R571], I'm throwing my wallet in the pool as well if you'd write another fanfic about Max!

😂❤️

by Anonymousreply 575January 18, 2022 11:34 AM

Thank you guys for all the replies re Covid! ❤️. I had a very serious reaction to my first vaccine and ended up in the emergency room a few hours after I received the shot. Because of that I've chosen not to get anymore. I'm too afraid. Glad that everybody recovered!

by Anonymousreply 576January 18, 2022 12:13 PM

[quote] I had to break and make [R535] the wallpaper on my home computer monitor. I literally blush every time I look at it.

I know!! I downloaded that pic too and keep it in my laptop's desktop! GORGEOUS!! 😍. And yes please, I'd love another one of your Wojo fics!

by Anonymousreply 577January 18, 2022 12:21 PM

^^❤️❤️❤️

by Anonymousreply 578January 18, 2022 12:26 PM

From fan-fics to sex videos. If you could pair him up to do a porn movie when he was prime beef, who would you choose to watch him fuck? Could be any vintage hunk or any modern day stud. I heard Robert Conrad mentioned here before. Personally, I've always had a thing for Franco Nero circa Django. Watching those two fucking each other would burn my retinas.

by Anonymousreply 579January 18, 2022 1:57 PM

Kevin Tighe!

by Anonymousreply 580January 18, 2022 4:49 PM

I like the Robert Conrad angle. Conrad was a small man with a fit body and a legendary butt, so to see big, muscular Max dominate him when they were both in their prime would have been quite a sight to see.

by Anonymousreply 581January 18, 2022 5:53 PM

I like Robert Hays for the dominant angle R581 is talking about. They's both about the same height, but Max's mass would totally overpower Hays' slim build and manhandle him like a rag doll. Just thinking about it is making my dick squirm.

by Anonymousreply 582January 18, 2022 11:11 PM

^ "They're", not "They's". I graduated from high school, I swear.

by Anonymousreply 583January 18, 2022 11:15 PM

^LOL. That is a hot pairing though.

by Anonymousreply 584January 18, 2022 11:24 PM

Ted McGinley in the early 80's, and would also pay money to watch Max slam his cock up Tom Selleck's ass. In the modern day category, I'd like to watch Max fuck the brat out of Colin Farrell

by Anonymousreply 585January 18, 2022 11:45 PM

None of these men would be able to handle what Max could probably dish out in his day. Ted, especially, would be screaming for mercy!

by Anonymousreply 586January 19, 2022 12:01 AM

[quote] Ted, especially, would be screaming for mercy!

Yes. And that too would be hot to watch

by Anonymousreply 587January 19, 2022 12:36 AM

Erik Estrada and his unbreaded mozzarella stick. Lol, Just kidding

I'm with R586 in that I can't think of anyone that could be a worthy match for Max or be able to handle his wrath. If he got a hold of those men, they'd be fucked and stay fucked.. Mid 70's Robert Urich would sound hot. Even tougher to think of someone more contemporary. Clive Owen in Sin City would get my vote, but still seem like a mismatch.

by Anonymousreply 588January 19, 2022 12:41 AM

R588 Erik Estrada actually had what was jokingly referred to as a “stunt cock” on CHiPs because he didn’t fill those tight pants too well.

by Anonymousreply 589January 19, 2022 1:10 AM

Enough said.

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by Anonymousreply 590January 19, 2022 1:14 AM

Max would eat all of their lunches (Urich is a hot prospect, though). Speaking of Colt models, I’d have loved to had seen him with Carl Hardwick or Pete Kuzak 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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by Anonymousreply 591January 19, 2022 2:24 AM

^ Pneumatic but hot. I'd love to watch a hairy muscled beast like him on his knees, taking Max's cock into his mouth and completely submitting to his masculine supremacy.

by Anonymousreply 592January 19, 2022 12:38 PM

I like the pairings with both Conrad and Urich. Both handsome, ruggedly masculine men. But, if I had to choose a partner for Max in a porno flick, I would go the Colt model route suggested by R591. Imagine those two muscle bears wrestling each other. Fuck me!

I could never understand him being matched with Ed Asner on some internet forums in the past. Just... no.

by Anonymousreply 593January 19, 2022 1:17 PM

I would love to see a picture of Max holding a puppy or a kitten (or preferably both) to his face. There's something about a gorgeous studly man showing tenderness & love to baby animals. I think many would virtually swoon at a photo like that.

by Anonymousreply 594January 19, 2022 1:17 PM

Mmm yes! I would swoon at a photo of Max snuggling a puppy. I can just also picture the tender look on his face in contrast with his bulging biceps and pecs muscles as he holds that gesture 🤤.

I totally liked the idea (from the fanfic above) of Max with Ron Glass. Also, Dirk Benedict was beautiful . But...... Oh ok, I'll just say it: ....Justin, you're so hot! I would LOVE to watch you and Max in his youth getting down and dirty LOL

by Anonymousreply 595January 19, 2022 2:09 PM

[quote] [R588] Erik Estrada actually had what was jokingly referred to as a “stunt cock” on CHiPs because he didn’t fill those tight pants too well.

That is hysterical R589! I've heard some not so flattering remarks about Erik before, but I never knew if they had any merit.

[quote] Justin, you're so hot! I would LOVE to watch you and Max in his youth getting down and dirty

🤣🤣🤣I'm sure he would happily oblige R595. And yes, he's most definitely a hot one!

So, with only 3 posts left available on this thread, where shall be go next? Providing you guys want to keep talking Max

by Anonymousreply 596January 19, 2022 2:57 PM

[quote]I could never understand him being matched with Ed Asner on some internet forums in the past. Just... no.

NO INDEED!

by Anonymousreply 597January 19, 2022 3:28 PM

[quote]Oh ok, I'll just say it: ....Justin, you're so hot! I would LOVE to watch you and Max in his youth getting down and dirty LOL

Go Justin! Would you be able to handle it???

by Anonymousreply 598January 19, 2022 3:33 PM
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