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Max Gail Appreciation Society

Looks like we got paywalled again so here’s a new one!

by Anonymousreply 242August 27, 2022 10:11 PM

No disinterest at all! I'm still working on finishing my fanfic but, as usual, life gets in the way. And of course I get my nightly fix of Max (and his beautiful butt) on Barney Miller.

by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2021 3:02 AM

I have BIG news. Hope everyone comes back soon!

by Anonymousreply 2September 10, 2021 4:27 AM

Miss everyone. Hope you’re doing well.

by Anonymousreply 3September 26, 2021 11:09 PM


by Anonymousreply 4September 26, 2021 11:11 PM

Sorry for being MIA everyone. The last couple of months have been rough. Looks like my husband and I are on the way out, and I just can't think of anything else 😔. I still love Max though.

I contacted Maria on FB and looks like she and Justin are going through some equally fucked up bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2021 7:08 AM

R5, I haven't heard from Justin in a long while. Last time he wrote me back he sounded awfully stressed out. I hope he'll be ok. Best wishes to Maria too.

It's good to see any messages here

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2021 11:39 PM

Sending good vibes out to all.

by Anonymousreply 7October 2, 2021 1:56 AM

No disinterest here at all either.

I'm sorry to hear about your difficult time R5. The same goes for Justin and Maria. This place hasn't been the same without all your fun comments and contributions. I hope you all come back soon.

by Anonymousreply 8October 3, 2021 3:07 AM

Hi all!

Miss everyone and all the great posts! Hope you’re all okay and will check in soon. You’re welcome to find me on Facebook or contact me at MaxGailFB@gmail.com.

Max has had some health concerns that had him laid low for a bit but he’s doing great now and will be doing another live event soon! He’s also going to be popping up on General Hospital one of these days so stay tuned.

Wishing you all a very happy holiday season!

by Anonymousreply 9December 6, 2021 2:28 AM

Great news Sue! Glad he’s feeling better.

by Anonymousreply 10December 6, 2021 11:13 AM

Max and I were talking last night about a guy on his fan page who keeps commenting about how hot Wojo is. Max said, “Women make those comments, why shouldn’t gay men be able to?” I told him he had a big following among gay men and he thought that was pretty cool. :-)

by Anonymousreply 11December 15, 2021 11:40 AM

Hi folks! Shall we use this one?

by Anonymousreply 12January 20, 2022 12:53 AM

Yes! We exhausted the last thread without linking to a new one. Wentworth had suggested coming back to this one when the last one filled and now I'm glad I bookmarked it. Hope all the others will find their way here too!

by Anonymousreply 13January 20, 2022 1:00 AM

Let’s keep the conversation going!

by Anonymousreply 14January 20, 2022 1:02 AM

More photos please.

by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2022 1:08 AM

Ok R15 :) Here are a few more

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by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2022 4:02 AM

Another Black & White

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by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2022 4:04 AM

If he doesn't make you weak in the knees with this smile...

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by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2022 4:07 AM


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by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2022 4:13 AM

Here's an old paper clip interview from a publication called Circus Magazine. I've scanned it in high res for anyone who's interested in reading it.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2022 4:15 AM

Big penis?

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2022 4:17 AM

R21, you looking for one? Wondering if yours is? Context would be nice.

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2022 4:37 AM

It was just an honest question R22 Jeeez. Relax

by Anonymousreply 23January 20, 2022 5:16 AM

Exactly, r23.

by Anonymousreply 24January 20, 2022 5:39 AM

R21 * He had some fiery hot VPL's in those tight pants. When he was younger, I would have loved to've conducted a few more thorough investigations.

by Anonymousreply 25January 20, 2022 6:07 AM

This is just a screenshot from "Wojo's Girl". Max said it's not his favorite episode, but I enjoy that he’s on the screen almost all the time. I really like the vertical striped shirts that he started wearing around this time. They accentuated his muscles and beautifully sculpted body. The way the curves of his bulging muscles would distort and stretch the stripes around his arms and torso was so sexy...

Look at him.. wouldn't you just clim all over his body on that couch and do some really dirty things to him?

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by Anonymousreply 26January 20, 2022 6:27 AM

R26 I love how Wojo’s shirt went from a couple buttons undone to unbuttoned nearly all the way, and then buttoned up again. It had a mind of its own! LOL

by Anonymousreply 27January 20, 2022 6:51 AM

[quote] Big penis?

If it's half as big as the rest of him, you'd have to shake your spleen back into place after a good fucking.

by Anonymousreply 28January 20, 2022 10:22 AM

Thanks for the pics Wentworth.

[quote] Look at him.. wouldn't you just clim all over his body on that couch and do some really dirty things to him?

Oh hell yes.

[quote] * He had some fiery hot VPL's in those tight pants

He sure did, in several episodes.

by Anonymousreply 29January 20, 2022 10:39 AM

[quote] Look at him.. wouldn't you just clim all over his body on that couch and do some really dirty things to him?

I want to ride him slow, steady and with focused intent

by Anonymousreply 30January 20, 2022 10:39 AM

He was as hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 31January 20, 2022 10:41 AM

I think he freeballed for the most part under those tight pants.

I notice how he lost a noticeable amount of weight by season 4. I wonder if he was asked to by the network or if it was something he wanted to do on his own.

by Anonymousreply 32January 20, 2022 10:46 AM

[quote] [R21] * He had some fiery hot VPL's in those tight pants.

Someone posted this screencap on one of the old threads. If that's what he looks like soft, I bet he would rearrange your internal organs with that thing.

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by Anonymousreply 35January 20, 2022 3:25 PM

R32 Himself. It’s always been important to him to stay in good shape. He was an athlete in his younger days. Basketball and rugby. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 36January 20, 2022 6:09 PM

Thanks for the info Sue. It looked like he dropped at least 15 lbs, but he was thick again by the the time he did DC Cab.

by Anonymousreply 37January 20, 2022 7:56 PM

R37 But that was all muscle!

by Anonymousreply 38January 20, 2022 7:59 PM

Oh yes, it was definitely all muscle! He looks to be part endomorph and mesomorph, so when he thins out he's still muscular, but when he's beefy, he's REALLY beefy, and it goes to all..the...right...places...

by Anonymousreply 39January 20, 2022 8:07 PM

He's got that type of body that is probably easy for him to gain weight. I also read somewhere that this hunk has a sweet tooth.

by Anonymousreply 40January 20, 2022 9:35 PM

[quote] Thanks for the pics Wentworth.

You're most welcome, R29 :)

R27 * Yes! Lol. I'd noticed! But I though only because I'm always micro-focusing on Wojo's chest hair during those scenes. We must think alike! Did you also ever noticed the episode where the color of his pants change from brown to blue a few times on the same scene at the squad room?

by Anonymousreply 41January 20, 2022 11:14 PM

He ate some of the most unappetizing stuff on Barney Miller: Chicken liver and salami on an onion roll, pastrami with mayonnaise, liverwurst. And on the open house episode he was eating scoopfuls of horseradish straight out of the bowl. The only time through the entire run of the show I didn't fancy kissing him, Lol

by Anonymousreply 42January 20, 2022 11:16 PM

^Lol, yeah, he was really wolfing those sandwiches down.

[quote] I also read somewhere that this hunk has a sweet tooth.

I suddenly want to make some brownies.

by Anonymousreply 43January 20, 2022 11:52 PM

I love Wojo’s chest hair!

by Anonymousreply 44January 20, 2022 11:59 PM

He also loved this peanut better and would eat it straight out of the jar. Am I the only one that would get turned on by watching him lick the spoon? Such erotic imagery there if you let your imagination wander.

by Anonymousreply 45January 21, 2022 12:17 AM

These threads fascinate me, in the best way.

I was a little kid when Barney Miller was on, but I do remember WoJo making me feel…tingly.

by Anonymousreply 46January 21, 2022 12:25 AM

[quote] Am I the only one that would get turned on by watching him lick the spoon?

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by Anonymousreply 47January 21, 2022 1:14 AM

^ Lmfao! Exactly!

I think many of us has the same story of growing up watching Barney Miller, R46. Maybe the reason Max Gail still has such a powerful effect on us after all these years

by Anonymousreply 48January 21, 2022 3:24 AM

My god, all these threads about some fugly, faded 70s sitcom actor with a fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 49January 21, 2022 3:27 AM

R49 Rude much? If you don’t like it scroll on by instead of being an asshole. Max is still acting and won an Emmy last year. Faded? Hardly. Kindly take a stadium full of seats and fuck allllll the way off.

by Anonymousreply 50January 21, 2022 3:42 AM

R49 is a troll. Ignore it

Barney Miller is one of my favorite shows. I had a HUGE crush on Sgt. Harris but I adored Wojo too.

by Anonymousreply 51January 21, 2022 3:48 AM

Just FFd the asshole at R49.

Go to just after the 1 hour 29 minute mark in this video for some prime beef in Speedos...

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by Anonymousreply 52January 21, 2022 4:30 AM

Hello Everyone! Thanks for letting me know where the party had moved to! I hadn't even seen this thread yet. And thank you for all the compliments at the end of the last thread. You made my face turn a few shades of red! ;) I would totally be on board with that!

by Anonymousreply 53January 21, 2022 9:53 AM

[quote] But I though only because I'm always micro-focusing on Wojo's chest hair during those scenes. Did you also ever noticed the episode where the color of his pants change from brown to blue a few times on the same scene at the squad room?

And just what were you micro focusing on when you noticed Wojo's pants changing color, Mar?

[quote] I suddenly want to make some brownies.

Just make sure "Gloria" isn't around when you bake them R43, ;)

R49 = ...Another inmate at Hotel Silly...

by Anonymousreply 54January 21, 2022 10:04 AM

R52, Thanks! Looks like he'd lost a little muscle tone compared to the early 80's, but man, THAT ASS!!!! FUCK!!!!

Hey Justin!

by Anonymousreply 55January 21, 2022 10:55 AM

I have uploaded a compilation of Max physique photos. Some of these have probably been posted before around DL, but they're all worth posting again IMO.

I love this one. Just look at that fine gluteus maximus in those tight double knit slacks!

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by Anonymousreply 56January 21, 2022 11:25 AM

And a nice bulge shot is always nice to see.

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by Anonymousreply 57January 21, 2022 11:25 AM

Now this is a real man's body!

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by Anonymousreply 58January 21, 2022 11:26 AM

Have mercy!

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by Anonymousreply 59January 21, 2022 11:26 AM

I can just hear the director and producers on this movie talking behind the scenes.

"Now we have got to get Max almost naked as much as possible. The world needs to see that fine ass in some tight shorts and that hot body exposed".

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by Anonymousreply 60January 21, 2022 11:29 AM

Gotta love a man who isn't bashful.

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by Anonymousreply 61January 21, 2022 11:29 AM

Pits, oh wonderful pits.

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by Anonymousreply 62January 21, 2022 11:30 AM

I imagine some of those younger actor/athletes went home that night and dreamed of Max taking them, forcefully.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 21, 2022 11:31 AM

Last, but certainly not least.

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by Anonymousreply 64January 21, 2022 11:31 AM

^These pics will help me get through the workday!

by Anonymousreply 65January 21, 2022 11:46 AM

I'm glad they'll bring you some joy. 😁

by Anonymousreply 66January 21, 2022 11:51 AM

[quote]man, THAT ASS!!!! FUCK!!!!

Mmm hmm!

by Anonymousreply 67January 21, 2022 11:55 AM

I just had to go rub one out

by Anonymousreply 68January 21, 2022 12:05 PM

Man if he only knew how honey he makes us guys 😀

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by Anonymousreply 70January 21, 2022 12:12 PM

[quote] I imagine some of those younger actor/athletes went home that night and dreamed of Max taking them, forcefully.

I self pleasure many times dreaming about him taking me forcefully. Thanks for posting man. Can never look at these pics too many times.

by Anonymousreply 71January 21, 2022 9:43 PM

Add me to the self pleasure club.

by Anonymousreply 72January 21, 2022 10:05 PM

You're welcome R71.

R72, pictures or it never happened! 😀

by Anonymousreply 73January 21, 2022 10:35 PM

Something interesting about those images I posted. I noticed that some of them are marked 'adult' and require an extra click to view. I didn't mark any of them 'adult' so I have to assume someone at Imgur did it. I can't imagine why. There's no nudity in any of them

I had no idea Imgur even got that involved in what was posted unless someone complained.

by Anonymousreply 74January 21, 2022 10:40 PM

It's because he is naked when we fantasize about him. He has a thick cock and balls, a solid ass and a big bush in my dreams. He shoots loads and loads of loads, too.

by Anonymousreply 75January 21, 2022 10:49 PM

R74, they automatically tag any photo with nipples showing as adult content.

by Anonymousreply 76January 21, 2022 11:00 PM

Good grief. Their employees must faint when they go to the beach or the pool.

by Anonymousreply 77January 21, 2022 11:09 PM

That goes without saying R71. If I had a dime for every time I've whacked myself raw thinking about his cock and muscles

by Anonymousreply 78January 21, 2022 11:24 PM

Swoon time over at Max's headquarters!. I get a good chuckle every time I see his female fans losing their shit over some of his photographs.

by Anonymousreply 79January 21, 2022 11:29 PM

It's so wild how nipples make them flag a pic as adult. Prudish beyond belief. Maybe it's Max's animal magnetism that does it?

[quote][R72], pictures or it never happened!

LOL, trust me, I'm a full-fledged member of the club!

[quote]It's because he is naked when we fantasize about him. He has a thick cock and balls, a solid ass and a big bush in my dreams. He shoots loads and loads of loads, too.


by Anonymousreply 80January 21, 2022 11:55 PM

[quote] Add me to the self pleasure club.

Card carrying member since the tender age of 9. He's got a thick bush and hairy ass in my fantasies too. I'd give anything to be able to taste him.

by Anonymousreply 81January 22, 2022 12:13 AM

[quiote] I'd give anything to be able to taste him.

You and me both.

By the way, I’m watching “Eviction pt. 2” and it sounds like Max had a cold. I want to put him to bed and give him some soup.

by Anonymousreply 82January 22, 2022 12:42 AM

I'd put him to bed, alright. But I have other ideas on how to make him sweat it out than giving him chicken soup.

by Anonymousreply 83January 22, 2022 12:58 AM

^After the soup, we’d get down to business 😂

by Anonymousreply 84January 22, 2022 4:20 AM

Thanks for the eye candy R56. They just don't make them like him anymore.

[quote] And just what were you micro focusing on when you noticed Wojo's pants changing color, Mar?

🤣🤣 - Same thing you focus on when you're not looking at his face, Justin

by Anonymousreply 85January 22, 2022 9:19 AM

I read a comment Max wrote on the pic at R18 here that was posted on his fan page. He was talking about smiling at Linda Lavin who had him entranced with her heart and commitment to good etc, and finished by saying he said he'd stop there. I wonder if he was being humorous, or he actually had a crush on her.

by Anonymousreply 86January 22, 2022 11:02 AM

I saw his comment too and wondered the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 87January 22, 2022 1:12 PM

He did, and still thinks highly of her. He hasn’t spoken to her since 1978 though, when they did a TV movie together. Interestingly, when Linda was contacted by the author of an upcoming book about Barney Miller, she declined to participate.

by Anonymousreply 88January 22, 2022 5:14 PM

Oh wow. I wonder why she declined. Good to know there's a book coming out though.

by Anonymousreply 89January 22, 2022 5:53 PM

It was the "I will stop there" ending that got my attention too. Very interesting...

I'm very excited about the upcoming Barney Miller book! Sue, do you know if both Max and Hal participated on it?

by Anonymousreply 90January 22, 2022 9:34 PM

R90, yes they both did, plus many of the surviving guest stars.

by Anonymousreply 91January 22, 2022 9:42 PM

I always thought Hal Linden was the gorgeous one. I looked at his thick mustache and wondered if his bush is equally dense. These were my Playgirl years... I wonder if they approached Max Gail to pose full-frontal for a centerfold. That issue would have sold out in about 15 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 92January 22, 2022 10:59 PM

I'm sure some photographer or filmmaker wanted Max to do nudity somewhere, at sometime in his career. He's too hot not to have at least been approached about it.

R92 I, too, would bet that Hal had a thick, dark bush back then.

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by Anonymousreply 93January 22, 2022 11:24 PM

Funny how gay dudes are cool with bush but straight dudes think bush is gross. They like their women totally pube free, which seems creepy af to me.

by Anonymousreply 94January 22, 2022 11:39 PM

[quote] That issue would have sold out in about 15 minutes.

Lol, I bet! I thought both Hal Linden and Ron Glass were gorgeous too. But Max... he just hits me like a ton of bricks at such primal level. I can't even explain it, but it happened from the first time I laid eyes on him as Wojo.

I didn't grow up in the States and didn't know about Barney Miller until a few years ago, so forgive me if this question sounds ignorant. How were these men regarded at the time, were they hailed as sex symbols?

by Anonymousreply 95January 22, 2022 11:45 PM

Thread full of 80-yr. old, pre-tranny bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 96January 22, 2022 11:56 PM

^ You again? You are so are the reason god invented the middle finger... Just remember that being a dick to others isn't going to make yours grow any bigger. Now, kindly, go fuck off, you bitter queen.

by Anonymousreply 97January 23, 2022 12:01 AM

I've FF'd the asshole at R96. If all of us do it then maybe it'll be banished from the thread.

by Anonymousreply 98January 23, 2022 12:09 AM

Why the fuck are all the trolls coming out? Be gone! No one is impressed by your bigotry, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 99January 23, 2022 12:10 AM

^ It's the same guy from R49. He just wanted to troll some more, but looks like he's been taken care of.

by Anonymousreply 100January 23, 2022 12:15 AM

[quote] he just hits me like a ton of bricks at such primal level. I can't even explain it

It's animal lust R95, and he incited it in oodles. About your other question as to whether they were looked at as sex symbols, I was too little to remember. Maybe someone else can answer it for you.

by Anonymousreply 101January 23, 2022 12:58 AM

I just wanna watch him masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 102January 23, 2022 9:40 AM

I like to imagine him as he was in his 30's, naked on top of his bed. His skin flushed and moist with sweat, moaning and breathing as he strokes his cock up and down. I imagine what his face would look like as he starts to stroke faster, becoming this hot, animalistic man, tensing up and looking for a release. Watching him climax and shoot load after load of hot cum would be Nirvana.

by Anonymousreply 103January 23, 2022 1:32 PM

[quote] I just wanna watch him masturbate.

Read the fanfic from the previous thread.

by Anonymousreply 104January 23, 2022 1:34 PM

R103 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

by Anonymousreply 105January 23, 2022 1:34 PM

Add the audio from his episode of The Streets of San Francisco where he's panting and breathing heavy, and the fantasy is complete. I've actually made an mp3 of it.

by Anonymousreply 106January 23, 2022 9:19 PM

^Please share!!

by Anonymousreply 107January 23, 2022 9:47 PM

When I was watching that SOSF clip the other day, I was picturing what that ADR session must've been like when he went into the booth to do the dubbing for that scene. Imagine Max standing there with headphones on, panting and trying to match his noises with the scene playing out on a screen in front of him.

by Anonymousreply 108January 23, 2022 9:52 PM

What heavy breathing?? What panting scene??

by Anonymousreply 109January 24, 2022 12:17 AM

Just go to the clip below and start listing after the 4:05 mark. He's runs breathlessly into a big wear-house after escaping someone trying to kill him. I made that segment into an audio file too, but hard as I tried, I wan't able to get rid of the background music without severely distorting his voice.

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by Anonymousreply 110January 24, 2022 12:22 AM

Loving the scene dialog posts, Sue! Keep'em coming!! :)

by Anonymousreply 111January 24, 2022 12:24 AM

[quote] Loving the scene dialog posts, Sue! Keep'em coming!! :)

They're fun to read, even thought by now I know all the dialog by heart! Lol. I love the ones from Quarantine and Tunnel. If I may say so, it would be awesome to see one with the ending to the episode "The Indian", when Wojo takes the old chief to the park and sits with him as he dies. He is SO precious when he goes back to the Precinct and tells Barney: "It made me feel good, Barn.." Max didn't direct that episode, but I can't imagine he wasn't involved in the creative process somehow.

by Anonymousreply 112January 24, 2022 12:41 AM

[quote] I love the ones from Quarantine

I'm sure you do. You have a Gold Record award hanging on your walls thanks to Harris' line on that episode! ;)

by Anonymousreply 113January 24, 2022 12:46 AM

[quote] Imagine Max standing there with headphones on, panting and trying to match his noises with the scene playing out on a screen in front of him.

If I'd been the sound engineer on the other side of the booth, I would had cum inside my pants.

by Anonymousreply 114January 24, 2022 1:08 AM

Ooh, a spontaneous orgasm. They don't get much better than that.

by Anonymousreply 115January 24, 2022 1:35 AM

Visiting these Max Gail threads has become part of my daily routine. Every day there is a new post or a photo that makes my blood rush straight to my groin. It's additive.

by Anonymousreply 116January 24, 2022 4:13 AM

He has that effect on all of us 😋

by Anonymousreply 117January 24, 2022 4:14 AM

If any of you complimented the Barney Miller tribute I posted on Max’s page (yesterday was the show’s 47th anniversary), thank you! Max is busy filming on location but is responding to comments as he is able. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 118January 24, 2022 11:26 PM

You’re welcome Sue!

by Anonymousreply 119January 24, 2022 11:39 PM

Did indeed :) Thank you, R118! Loved the old TV Guide posts too

by Anonymousreply 120January 24, 2022 11:42 PM

R118, I "Liked" and left a comment. Very cool. Yesterday we got the first episode of the 6th Season on FETv, "Inquisition". Best he ever looked IMHO

by Anonymousreply 121January 25, 2022 12:08 AM

^ That's my favorite season to ogle at Wojo. He'd lost some of his boyishness and matured into a real man. Sometimes I zone out on the dialogs when I watch, because I can't stop thinking of blowing him.

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by Anonymousreply 123January 25, 2022 9:55 PM

I think that's Max's look when he's been without sex for 2 weeks and he's finally presented with some prime ass. That's his "I'm gonna fuck you 'til your ears leak" look.

by Anonymousreply 124January 25, 2022 9:58 PM

Oh, the evil things my mouth and cock would do to his body!

by Anonymousreply 125January 25, 2022 11:00 PM

My thoughts are that he needs to be relieved of his shirt, and the sweat on his body cleaned off by the way of tongue bath.

by Anonymousreply 126January 25, 2022 11:06 PM

You all’s comments have me feeling…tingly! I just want one night with him. I know it’ll never happen, but a boy can dream, right?

by Anonymousreply 127January 25, 2022 11:31 PM

I think many of us would trade front seat in hell for one night with him R127.

by Anonymousreply 128January 25, 2022 11:49 PM

Even though he’s almost 80 now?

by Anonymousreply 129January 25, 2022 11:55 PM

As he was in the 70's and 80's, R129. But I'm just speaking for myself.

by Anonymousreply 130January 26, 2022 12:14 AM

I've fetishized this man for almost 4 decades of my life. If he dropped his pants in front of me, I'd still get on my knees. Yep, even today. Don't judge me.

by Anonymousreply 131January 26, 2022 1:00 AM

I dunno. He’s not so bad at all these days.

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by Anonymousreply 132January 26, 2022 1:14 AM

He gives off vibes that he still enjoys fucking. I wouldn't turn him down, even at his ripe age of 78.

by Anonymousreply 133January 26, 2022 1:33 AM

[quote] Even though he’s almost 80 now?

Hell to the yeah!

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by Anonymousreply 134January 26, 2022 1:46 AM

[quote] He gives off vibes that he still enjoys fucking.

I bet he still does. 🔥🔥🔥

by Anonymousreply 135January 26, 2022 1:47 AM

[quote] My thoughts are that he needs to be relieved of his shirt, and the sweat on his body cleaned off by the way of tongue bath.


Sometimes I want him to breed me, and other times, I just want to unbutton his shirt and burry my head in his chest while he holds me.

by Anonymousreply 136January 26, 2022 2:30 AM

I just want to get one good squeeze in of his butt.

by Anonymousreply 137January 26, 2022 2:38 AM

That seems plausible, R137

by Anonymousreply 138January 26, 2022 2:42 AM

^As in, you think he'd let me???????

by Anonymousreply 139January 26, 2022 3:12 AM

How fast can you run, R139? ;)

by Anonymousreply 140January 26, 2022 4:56 AM

^LOL, very!

by Anonymousreply 141January 26, 2022 7:08 AM

R141 Before you bolt, try to snatch a couple of hairs. Maybe we can clone him.

by Anonymousreply 142January 26, 2022 10:31 AM

Will do!

by Anonymousreply 143January 26, 2022 12:15 PM

Max at 78 is still clearly a superior physical specimen.

by Anonymousreply 144January 26, 2022 12:35 PM

Max is in terrific shape. It’s important to him to take care of himself and he exercises everyday, and he’s still strong and muscular. He also gives great hugs! I just got off the phone with him and he’s doing great. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 145January 27, 2022 12:12 AM

I’m so jealous of you Sue!

by Anonymousreply 146January 27, 2022 12:34 AM

I want him to blow a raspberry in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 147January 27, 2022 12:35 AM

I want him to blow his load in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 148January 27, 2022 2:37 AM

^That too 😋

by Anonymousreply 149January 27, 2022 11:26 AM

Last night they run the episode where everybody has to wear their policemen uniforms for a day. He made me so damn hard, I had to go rub one out when it was over 💦

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by Anonymousreply 150January 30, 2022 12:51 PM

^Did you picture him breathing in your ear during the act?

by Anonymousreply 151January 30, 2022 5:53 PM

That's hot R151, though it got a whole lot kinkier. Cuff and all 😁

by Anonymousreply 152January 30, 2022 9:43 PM

^Share it all!

by Anonymousreply 153January 30, 2022 9:50 PM

Max and I have been having fun the last two days. He’s in Hawaii working and I’m in NY with a foot of snow and temps in the single digits. He texted me a pic of the beach so I texted him a gif of snowballs being thrown. LOL we’ve been going back and forth ever since. He’s doing great and is probably going to do another video soon!

by Anonymousreply 154January 31, 2022 2:24 AM

I can't wait til the next vid. Sue, you lucky devil you! Tell him we love (and lust) him.

p.s., you can leave out the part in the parenthesis.

by Anonymousreply 155January 31, 2022 2:40 AM

Hawaii? He must be really roughing it, lol. Looking forward to the next video!

I think the only thing that was hotter than Wojo, was Wojo in a police uniform. Can't take my eyes off him. That looks like a cigaret Max is holding between his fingers at R150. I guess, he smokes?

Justin, I know you have your hands full, so would you mind if I posted some of your pictures of Max here?

by Anonymousreply 156January 31, 2022 5:41 AM

I have a men in uniform fetish R153. So I imagine driving along a deserted highway in a hot summer day. A police cruiser pulls me over and I see that magnificent male specimen approaching my window. Cutting to the chase, while I'm whacking off I like to fantasize that officer Wojciehowicz has my hands cuffed over my head in the back of his cruiser, strips me naked and flings my legs over his shoulders. I want him to fuck me with his uniform on. But his shirt would be wide open showing his chest and abs, and his trousers lowered just enough for him to take his cock out, and ram it into me hard and deep like a beast. I cum in buckets

by Anonymousreply 157January 31, 2022 10:57 AM

Ok, I’m sweating now. 🤤😅😋

by Anonymousreply 158January 31, 2022 10:59 AM

[quote] That looks like a cigarette Max is holding between his fingers at [R150]. I guess, he smokes?

He does R156, or at least did. I saw a video on Youtube a while back of him doing an interview about a recent movie and he was holding a lit up smoke in his hand.

by Anonymousreply 159January 31, 2022 11:02 AM

Max smokes?? 😦Hmmm.... oh ok, I will forgive him anything. 😄

Oh FUCK 🔥🤤💦 !!! Someone needs to write a detail fanfic about R157's story, PLEASE!!

by Anonymousreply 160January 31, 2022 11:29 AM

[quote] Justin, I know you have your hands full, so would you mind if I posted some of your pictures of Max here?

Not at all, love.

Sue, I got frostbite just reading your weather reports from NY. Sunny California is waiting for you :)

by Anonymousreply 161January 31, 2022 12:00 PM

R156 Max used to smoke. He quit a long time ago. 🙂

by Anonymousreply 162January 31, 2022 12:00 PM

That's a very hot idea for a story R157. I think we all turn into a raging horny mess when we see Max dressed in blue. It would be great if you wrote an extended version of it, or maybe our fan fic writer in chief OOP can give it a try ;)

by Anonymousreply 163January 31, 2022 12:02 PM

Oops. R162 is me. My cat bumped me and it sent before I was ready.

by Anonymousreply 164January 31, 2022 12:03 PM

[quote]or maybe our fan fic writer in chief OOP can give it a try ;)

I'm already feeling the inspiration lol.

by Anonymousreply 165January 31, 2022 1:38 PM

[quote] I think we all turn into a raging horny mess when we see Max dressed in blue


R162* Oh, thank you Sue! I've struggled with that nasty little habit off and on too. I'm glad he kicked it!

by Anonymousreply 166January 31, 2022 7:43 PM

I think you quoted the wrong person there. I don’t think Sue would ever say anything like that.

by Anonymousreply 167January 31, 2022 8:09 PM

R166 I mean.

by Anonymousreply 168January 31, 2022 8:09 PM

R167 * The top quote I was responding to a comment from Justin at R163. Of course Sue wouldn't say something like that, lol. My lower reply was meant for Sue, regarding the smoking. But I can see the confusion, I should have divided it in two separate comment. Sorry about that!

by Anonymousreply 169January 31, 2022 9:02 PM

^ If that's the case, then I should also change the way I reply and break it up, because I do it like Wentworth above and reply to multiple people in one comment to keep from spam posting.

by Anonymousreply 170January 31, 2022 10:09 PM

Same R170. For the sake of clarification, on my R161 post, the top part was in reply to Maria, and the 2nd paragraph was written to Sue. But I thought the formatting in these posts was self explanatory.

by Anonymousreply 171January 31, 2022 11:20 PM

Justin, you and Maria look like such sweet friends!! 😃. Did you guys ever date? 😊

by Anonymousreply 172February 1, 2022 1:56 AM

[quote] Justin, you and Maria look like such sweet friends!! 😃. Did you guys ever date? 😊

Hey Rachel. Yes, she's an amazing friend and we're very close. We've known each other for many years, and she got me through some dark times in my life. As for the second part of your question... a gentleman never tells ;)

by Anonymousreply 173February 1, 2022 9:06 AM

All smokers are kinky af. If they like to smoke, they love to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 174February 1, 2022 10:58 AM

But smokers are unfuckable because they stink

by Anonymousreply 175February 1, 2022 11:04 AM

I find it sexy. He could have licked an ashtray and I'd still fuck him... repeatedly!

by Anonymousreply 176February 1, 2022 11:27 AM

Max licking an ashtray is kinky as hell, and I like it.

by Anonymousreply 177February 1, 2022 4:46 PM

I kinda agree with R175. I dated a smoker once and kissing was awful. Smoking damages the sense of smell so they don’t understand how wretched their stench is. It clings to everything and doesn’t go away:

by Anonymousreply 178February 1, 2022 5:14 PM

R173 * 😘❤️

by Anonymousreply 179February 1, 2022 8:27 PM

[quote] All smokers are kinky af. If they like to smoke, they love to fuck.

Yes, it's a little known side effect R174. It's printed on the side of the pack, right next to the cancer warning. lol

I smoked for a few years after high school (started from peer pressure I guess) and then quit. But if I'm really stressed out, I still reach for a pack and smoke one or two, and then I don't crave any more for months. The strange part is that I don't like to smell it in other people.. weird and hypocritical I know, but ... 🤷🏻‍♀️. It wouldn't have made any difference for me on Max at all. Just glad he quit for his health.

by Anonymousreply 180February 1, 2022 8:39 PM

Hi all, everyone okay?

by Anonymousreply 181February 23, 2022 11:49 PM

Hey Sue! I’m good here. How have u been? Loving all the posts on the FB page. Is Max done filming in Hawaii?

by Anonymousreply 182February 24, 2022 1:15 AM

Yep, all good! Waiting for someone to start some juicy discussion or post a hot pic of Max.

by Anonymousreply 183February 27, 2022 12:01 PM

I just woke up, and I’m thinking about him in naughty ways as I lay here typing this.

by Anonymousreply 184February 27, 2022 12:07 PM

I'm in my late 40's, and I still wake up with morning wood thinking about him.

by Anonymousreply 185February 27, 2022 8:56 PM

Missed him on Chicago Med tonight, but will def catch it on demand. Great caps on FB, Sue!

by Anonymousreply 186March 3, 2022 3:44 AM

R186 Thank you. Even Max didn’t know it was going to be on last night! Loved his character, he was so endearing!

by Anonymousreply 187March 4, 2022 1:04 AM

He was, and very comforting to the young woman.

by Anonymousreply 188March 4, 2022 8:43 AM

This was sent to Max through his page. If the person who sent it happens to be here, please don’t do this. I understand the admiration, but it’s inappropriate. Thank you!

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by Anonymousreply 189March 20, 2022 12:14 PM

That is so embarrassing. I hope he didn’t get worked up about it. By the way Sue, I watched the two-parter interview with Rich on YouTube and it was great. I’ll post it here.

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by Anonymousreply 190March 20, 2022 3:03 PM

Part 2

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by Anonymousreply 191March 20, 2022 3:04 PM

[quote] This was sent to Max through his page. If the person who sent it happens to be here, please don’t do this.

Nope. I keep my steam to myself. Dude's got bad manners and bad grammar

by Anonymousreply 192March 29, 2022 11:54 PM

So how many people are still posting here?

by Anonymousreply 193March 29, 2022 11:56 PM

I always appreciated the very fine Mr. Max Gail. He seems also to be an upstanging guy, and in his prime, what a handsome, strapping man! I always wanted to pull down those tight pants and bask in the presence of his fine fucking hog being fucked mercilessly before dining out on his fine rump roast. And then fuck that fine ass of his. Such a sexy man.

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by Anonymousreply 195March 30, 2022 12:16 AM

I love the vividness of your description, R194. And, ditto.

by Anonymousreply 196March 30, 2022 2:03 AM

[quote] I always wanted to pull down those tight pants and bask in the presence of his fine fucking hog being fucked mercilessly before dining out on his fine rump roast

At his prime, never has there been a finer meal. The thought of my hands being filled with his succulents buttocks being pulled apart so I can taste his sweet, pink, tight asshole literally makes my dick hard.

by Anonymousreply 197March 30, 2022 4:12 AM

He made lots of cocks hard and buttholes pucker

by Anonymousreply 198March 30, 2022 5:29 AM

I’m still here! I’m going to Los Angeles in August and I’m so looking forward to seeing Max again and getting a hug!

Also, tune in to Magnum PI Friday night, Max will be on!

by Anonymousreply 199March 30, 2022 11:40 PM

Lucky you, Sue! I'm looking forward to seeing him in Magnum.

by Anonymousreply 200March 31, 2022 4:50 AM

Thanks R190 for the interview links, mate. I sat through both parts entirely. I must like Maxwell a lot!

by Anonymousreply 201March 31, 2022 11:57 PM

I'm still here too 😃

So today I watched the Appendicitis episode on tv. Does any one else get turned on when Wojo clears his desk for Nick by lifting it up in one swift move? 🤤💦

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by Anonymousreply 203April 1, 2022 11:00 AM

R202, Yes very much. Such a hot showing of strength and masculinity. If he can lift a heavy desk with such easy, imagine how he'd be able to manhandle you in the bedroom.

by Anonymousreply 204April 1, 2022 10:43 PM


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by Anonymousreply 205April 4, 2022 4:20 PM

^Hunkorama! I loved his performance on Hawaii Five-0 the other night. It was touching and very realistic. Bonus seeing Robert Pine as his brother too.

by Anonymousreply 206April 4, 2022 5:40 PM

^Ugh, I meant Magnum PI! I get my Hawaii-based shows confused.

by Anonymousreply 207April 5, 2022 3:42 AM

Sweet Jesus, he was thicc! Even Robert Hays, who I always thought was attractive, can't hold a candle to him.

Isn't tomorrow his birthday?

by Anonymousreply 208April 5, 2022 4:19 AM

^My sentiments exactly! And yes, today’s his birthday. I wouldn’t mind giving him some cake.

by Anonymousreply 209April 5, 2022 11:34 AM

Yes, today is Max’s 79th birthday!

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by Anonymousreply 211April 5, 2022 10:21 PM

R206 Robert Pine is one of the nicest guys ever!

by Anonymousreply 212April 10, 2022 9:00 AM

I dunno if anyone is still here or interested, but in the next week or two we’ll be set up for folks to get autographs from Max. Stay tuned!

by Anonymousreply 213April 12, 2022 9:07 AM

Of course we're interested!!

by Anonymousreply 214April 12, 2022 12:04 PM

Yes, definitely interested R213

by Anonymousreply 215April 16, 2022 12:28 AM

Quarantine 1&2 were on again tonight. I could almost feel him as I pictured myself crawling on top of him when he was lying face down on that cot.

by Anonymousreply 216April 28, 2022 1:37 AM

I just watched “Sodbusters,” a comedy-western from 1994 that Max and Steve “Dietrich” Landesberg were both in, and I loved it! What I loved most was that Max’s character, an art curator, was mutually in love with the hot, buff town blacksmith, who was played by handsome black actor James Pickens Jr. Their scenes together were electric.

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by Anonymousreply 217May 1, 2022 8:13 PM

Has anyone ever seen him as a handsome US Cavalry Officer?

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by Anonymousreply 219May 20, 2022 7:24 AM

He looked hot in any uniform, didn't he? Lol

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by Anonymousreply 220May 20, 2022 7:25 AM

Gorgeous! Especially that first one at R218, where is it from? Thanks for sharing Maria! Do you know anything about Justin?

by Anonymousreply 221May 20, 2022 9:32 AM

Never saw those but he is gorgeous in them!

by Anonymousreply 222May 20, 2022 11:41 AM

Such a fine, fine looking man. What movie is it from? Loving the 70's sideburns! 🤣

by Anonymousreply 223May 20, 2022 9:08 PM

I love Max Gail. There, I said it.

by Anonymousreply 224May 20, 2022 11:06 PM

Everything about Max just screams GRADE A USDA CHOICE BEEF! That is all man right there.

by Anonymousreply 225May 20, 2022 11:21 PM

Definitely. I just want a hug. A tight one, lol.

by Anonymousreply 226May 20, 2022 11:41 PM

* R221 / R223 ~ They're from a 1978 movie called "Desperate Women". It's sort of a comedy western and he has a small part in it, but he looks soooo good in his uniform riding on his horse!

* R221 ~ Justin is ok. He's been dealing with family issues for sometime and having his hands full. Thanks for asking :)

by Anonymousreply 227May 21, 2022 4:19 AM

Maria!! So good to see you! Big hugs! Please give one to Justin for me too!

by Anonymousreply 228May 22, 2022 9:13 PM

Love the new Max pic and vid on FB. I'm getting the new Barney Miller book this weekend for sure. Thanks, Sue.

by Anonymousreply 229May 23, 2022 1:57 AM

Lots of new posts on Max’s page! There are more good things coming soon as well. Had a long phone chat with Max this afternoon and he’s excited about what’s to come.

(Everyone get your head out of the gutter! LOL)

by Anonymousreply 230May 23, 2022 3:06 AM

Awesome! thanks R230

by Anonymousreply 231May 23, 2022 2:55 PM

R226 Max gives the best hugs!

by Anonymousreply 232May 23, 2022 11:03 PM

I'm sure he does!

by Anonymousreply 233May 24, 2022 2:40 AM

New Max pics on his Facebook page, enjoy! Hope everyone is doing okay, miss the activity here!

by Anonymousreply 234July 7, 2022 9:48 PM

I saw the pics and I love them!! Is the plan for another live virtual chat still in the works?

by Anonymousreply 235July 7, 2022 11:09 PM

I like this one for…obvious reasons…

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by Anonymousreply 236July 7, 2022 11:18 PM

Max in shorts is divine

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by Anonymousreply 237July 7, 2022 11:19 PM

Hi all! Max’s new website is up and you can now order autographs from him. I’m headed out to LA tomorrow and among other things will be hanging out with Max at his house. I’ll tell him you all said hi!

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by Anonymousreply 238August 17, 2022 10:41 PM

Have a safe trip Sue! I’ll be checking out the website. Tell him we at DL love him!

by Anonymousreply 239August 17, 2022 11:21 PM

Sue! Love the new pic and vid on FB!

by Anonymousreply 240August 21, 2022 9:56 PM

I had the best time at Max’s house! We even watched Barney Miller!

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by Anonymousreply 241August 27, 2022 8:34 PM

I saw the posts of FB! So, how is he? What was it like watching BM with him? Was that hug as tight as you always said it was? What are his plans? LOL, I know I'm rambling on, but enquiring minds want to know!

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