More Max Gail....

Sweet and beautiful.

Here's the Max Gail Thread # 1:

Hugs and kisses for the continuation of the Max thread!

Max is the reason for the season!

Awesome! Thanks OP! I don't think we're done talking about this magnificent stud just yet. And I hope he brings his "meaty Max stick" over to his new address!

A couple more movies are up on the youtube playlist. Shall I add a few Barney Miller episodes too?

Absolutely, JD!

I want Max to fuck me with that lantern jaw of his.

I mean, first, before he mounts me with his magnificent meat.

The guy from Barney Miller rates a thread that fills up and needs a part 2? Damn.

You bet your ass he does. I mean, the thighs alone...

Can't get enough Max? Go over to gettyimages.com and do an editorial search on "Max Gail". A thousand images, it says, and I haven't seen them before.

Another from Getty (sigh).

R5 What movies?? What playlist??

His twin sister owned a Detroit-themed store downtown that only sold locally made products in the 70s and early 80s, when that wasn't such a common thing, and she was a very early champion of the city.

This is the very definition of beating a dead horse with this

R5. Damn, that screen cap! he has such a sexy expression on his face! Really makes me want to get inside him.

What episode is that from?

R14 we only acknowledge Max's horse hung meat.

For what I read, she's still championing the city R13. She's been doing research on the Trowbridge House in Detroit, which is where both she and Max get their middle name (Trowbridge).

The episode is called "Inquisition" from season 5, R15.

R12, here's the link. If anyone knows how to get around content id on youtube there's some good stuff I could share.

No one started a goddam thread about me! And I'm hung!

Thanks R17! I wasn't able to find the episode online. Would you happen to have it?

I just watched him in "Tales of the unexpected". I never noticed before because Barney Miller never used many close ups, but he has the most incredible hazel-almost green color eyes, that sparkle in the light. Everything about him was ridiculously beautiful.

Here’s a clip from a really good 80s thriller called Where Are The Children? Max looks great with his mustache.

Just watched the “Billboard Barney” episode of Trapper John MD. Max is good as the alcoholic dad (named Barney!) of a kid who gets sick from toxic waste poisoning.

R10’s photo! What a sandwich that would be.

On a side note, I think Hal Linden was gay. He was friends with Bea Arthur for god’s sake!

He’s sexy with the pornstache

I had another dream about him. Not a wet dream, but in the dream he was pinching my nipples and it felt like actually WAS.

I think we need a Max Anonymous group.

I think I need to write some Max Gail fantasy porn on Nifty

Max Gail fantasy porn, yes please R27, I'd love to read that! I don't imagine there are any long lost Max Gail sex tapes out there...

I watched Billboard Barney too R22. Max is so good at showing his vulnerability with his eyes and his expressions... I melt.

He makes me love him so much.

^Yes, exactly!

[quote] I think we need a Max Anonymous group.

Max Gail Anonymous: The 12-Step program to multiple full body orgasms.

Sure R19, I just uploaded it to youtube, along with a few more Barney Miller episodes: "Hash", "Werewolf" and "The Mole" which features Wojo in the tight gray sweatsuit above.

I have the entire series on DVD, and I do take requests.

simply the classic of the whole series

Thanks R32! Max looks at his peak of hotness in Inquisition, a little more mature than in the early seasons.

The quality of the episodes in your channel is better than most Barney Miller I've been able to find in YouTube too.

Thanks, R2.

Inquisition is hilarious. I love Wojo’s anxiousness about the identity of the gay cop. And his confrontation of Harris at the end is gold.

[quote] I love Wojo’s anxiousness about the identity of the gay cop.

Wojo new he was hot. Was he afraid he was going to get tackled to the ground by the mysterious gay cop? Lol. I love the way his character evolved through the years though.

My pleasure, R34. The film was not remastered before they did the DVD box set, so I'm optimizing them in HD to try to squeeze the most possible quality out of them.

I tried to upload "Where are the Children" R21, but it was blocked along with others like "D.C. Cab", and a really good episode of "Amazing Stories". I would love to share my entire Max Gail library with other Max lovers if it wasn't for the copyright issues that sometimes pop up. It's frustrating.

Wow, you have Where Are the Children? too? I haven't seen that since the 80s. Frederick Forest was really creepy in that, and Max was sexy like always.

If there was one cop on the force that Wojo would have boned, it would have been Harris.

Indeed, R39. I have most of his early work up to 1990, including some low grade copies of a series called "The Wiz Kids". He looks so very sexy in that show with his "porn-stache"!.

^He sure did!

I saw that episode of Amazing Stories a few years back R38, it was very good. It's the one where he plays a cop who feels responsible for his partner getting shot dead, right?. I think he did that right around the time his first wife passed away. I remember him looking tired and frail (for him anyway). He still was very handsome, but he'd probably just been put through the mill, and it showed.

Amazing Stories is on Dailymotion

Yes, that's the one R43. And you're right about the way he looked there, and what must have been going on in his personal life at the time. But he bounced back quickly. He did another movie a few months later, and seemed to be back to his old self. He'd put on some weight and muscled back up. His face also looked much more refreshed and had regained a more youthful appearance. Here's a small clip on him in that movie.

Thanks R44!

Oh, that beefy god of a man.

Let’s all give a hand to JD, out here doing the Lord’s work.

JD, if I had a free hand it would be yours.

You guys' comments are great.

That scene at the end of 'Blue Man Down' got me. Max's character sits in his squad car, tired and defeated, and sighs and, offering a tearful last word to his "partner" (I don't want to spoil it). I wonder if he pulled from the tragedy of his wife's recent passing for that scene. It's incredible.

Lol R47, R48! Aww, I'm flattered... It's totally my pleasure. I love sharing my love of Max Gail with all of you. I'll keep uploading content as time permits.

R49, funny you should mentioned that because I thought the same thing. Also, when he was sitting at the police department's shrink office in the beginning. The look on his face haunted me and I wondered what was really going on in his head... I couldn't help but to feel for him. I just wanted to bear hug him.

Looks like lately we've been focusing on his work and giving his luscious body attributes a chance to rest.. Who knew that could happen!!

There’s room enough for both!

[quote] But he bounced back quickly.

He seems to be the kind of man that, although highly conscientious and sensitive, also seems to have a great deal of inner strength. What a wonderful combination.

Since I'm not allowed to post the full movie, here are a couple of short clips of Max on D.C. Cab.

I don't know what to think about the beard. While it accentuates his virility, it also hides his face. I love that face.

His body never looked better. Feast your eyes on him...

This is pretty funny, if you want to watch Max pick up a guy and throw him out a balcony. Gawd, look at that upper body!!

Pleasant dreams tonight, R48

Now, back to that ass.. already in progress.

I like him rough and angry!

I watched those last few videos and am now wetter than the rain forest!

He's naturally thick. Even now, as a senior citizen, you can see the bulkiness in him.

Damn, he was a BEAST in DC Cab. And those sweaty pit stains just make him even more virile. I bet he smelled like a MAN. He would've WRECKED the little guy in the clip at R54. One yank of those little red bikini briefs and it would've been a DONE DEAL.

DC Cab was directed by Joel Schumacher. As a noted homosexualist and a cock connoisseur. I'm sure Joel loved having Max's beautiful, manly meatiness in clear view every day.

Seriously. I don't even know how that actor made it through the scene without getting hard. I would've purposely fucked up just so Joel could reshoot it again and again.

[quote] I'm sure Joel loved having Max's beautiful, manly meatiness in clear view every day.

If you're Joel, how can you stand it? How do you get through the day with Max so close by ??. He'd had to run out to the bathroom and wank every five minutes.

I also got a rush out of the sweat stains under his arms R58. I would have loved to inhale his natural manly scent.

I might post the other Max Gail scenes in the movie. If I keep them under 2 mins each, I might get away with it. It's worth a try.

More Barney Miller episodes uploading later tonight

^You're doing good work, my friend.

And yes, I bet his natural scent was heavenly. He strikes me as the type to have reeked of pheromones when he was a younger man.

If I could have a night of hard sex with Max as he was in his 30's/40's, but had to trade it in for a couple of years off my natural lifespan, I'd do it.

^I second that.

Me three R64... *sigh*

Hypomania, derangement and bipolar disorder are fueling this thread and its multiple sock puppets over a nobody.

The way he gripped and manhandled that guy in the DC Cab clip...

Looks like we have a guest (R67) from the Disoriented Express

Ooooh!

The sock puppets are on a little F&F tear tonight!

God forbid anyone point out the mental illness of a deranged DLer manically tunneling an obscure nobody because every other, desperate ploy for attention failed.

F&F away. You can’t shut people up on this site or hide your pathetic, manic namedropping that’s really clawing at the bottom of the barrel.

^This is the weirdo who’s been posting similar stuff in other threads.

[quote] Looks like we have a guest ([R67]) from the Disoriented Express

Lmao! JD, I think I'm falling in love with you

R67 is walking in some crazy shoes, trying to take New Balances and turn them into Old Unstables.

Max is just so thick. Thicccccccccc, as the yung'uns would say.

I salivate thinking about how truly thick and meaty Max's cock must be. The kind of cock that wouldn't just penetrate you, but fill you physically and spiritually...completely filling your senses.

Indeed R74. If he was inside me, I know he wouldn’t just fill up my body, but also my soul. If I was a female, I'd so would've wanted to have his baby, and even as a man, a part of my wishes I could. I can’t even believe I’m saying what I'm saying...

If there was a way for a man to impregnate another man, Max would be capable of such a thing.

I can certainly imagine the powerful breeding he'd do with his massive meat

I’m tempted to IM him on FB and lure him over here.

Ask him to share nudes.

Lmao!

[quote] I’m tempted to IM him on FB and lure him over here.

He'd get eaten alive in these shark infested waters. Do you follow him on FB R78?

I have uploaded a couple of episodes of the series Canon to youtube that he did back in 1972, when he was still a puppy. Also a few more Barney Millers for anyone who's interested. The episode in the link is the one where Wojo goes on mugging detail dressed as a woman, and the city is going through a heat wave, so his chest and arms are glistening in sweat throughout the entire episode. Rawr...

Awesome! Thank you JD! That episode is classic! Makes me want to lick the sweat off of Wojo all over. And you can also see his muscular legs while in the dress. Yum!

I'm subscribed to your channel, but I'm not getting notifications when new videos are up. Weird...

R82, it could be because the videos are "unlisted". I'll probably make them public at some point, but for now I wanted them to be just for us here. Only the people who read this Max Gail thread have the link. But if you go to my channel and click on the playlist tab, you should be able to see the entire video list. I'll also make a mention here when new content is up.

[quote]He'd get eaten alive in these shark infested waters. Do you follow him on FB [R78]?

Yep, I do.

Who wouldn't follow that perfect ass?

R81 Shark infested waters?? Lmao!

^ Lol, I mean that he'd get eaten alive because we all want to jump his bones....

I really like his FB page because for a public person he shares a lot about himself: view points, personal history, family photos… his sisters and brothers, and his daughter India do too. I love that old photo where all the siblings are sitting down along the stairway on their childhood home. Who new that little boy at the top would grow up to be such a heartbreaker! Lol. Not many people with a public profile would be so open and that makes me like him a lot.

^ I forgot to sign (JD)

I like that Max recently tweeted how incredibly sad it is to see what has become of right wing nutcase Jon Voight.

This was just posted on his official FB page.

I hadn't seen that tweet about Voight, but even in his disagreement he was kind and gentle. He says he always tries to find common ground even with the people he disagrees, which I think says a lot about him as a human being. I really, really like this man...

That pic at R91... Gawd! he was so brutally hot!

^Agree with all of this. He could have been "colorful" in his commentary on Voight, but he decided to be tactful, which does say a lot about him.

And yes, brutally hot is an accurate phrase!

[quote] He could have been "colorful" in his commentary on Voight, but he decided to be tactful

For everything I've seen and read about him, he's a total class act. Seems like everything I find out about him I admire and like, and I need to stop because I'm already in enough trouble as it is when it comes to him! Lol

The fact that he's a good guy just makes him even hotter.

You guys are making me fall in love with him even harder... mercy please!

I was in love with him when I was in high school. It was a very bad time for me, and he became my everything for a long time. I thought he was exquisite to look at, and his body, perfectly proportioned. Not just the size of his muscles but their shape too. His unique build. The round high curvature of his voluminous pecs was so sensual to me, leading down to his thick torso and taut stomach. And his tapered V-shaped back, leading down to his trimmed waistline, and on the most succulent set of glutes and thigh muscles I’ll ever see. His face was just as gorgeous too.

R97 and he came off as sweet, not syrupy.

Very true R98. I think it's because his sweetness is genuine and not manufactured.

I have and old friend who used to waitress at the Troubadour in West Hollywood long time ago. She told me she used to see Max Gail back in the 80’s dining often at this small next door Italian restaurant (unusual name, can’t remember it now). The restaurant’s still in business, last I saw. I wonder if he still frequents it.

Do you mean Dan Tana’s on Santa Monica Blvd. R100???

Yes! that's the one! 😃Do you know the place R101?

I've had dinner there a few times since The Palm closed. Very cozy, quaint restaurant, and the food is great.

How interesting! I’ll have to ask the staff about him next time I’m there!

Hey JD. If you live in Los Angeles, don't you feel tempted to try to "bump" into Max? you know… by "coincidence"?

JD, once this pandemic is over let’s meet up at Dan Tana’s and split a Chicken Parmigiana. You seem fun.

Can I come, via Zoom???

We should ask Max to cum.

I mean, come.

Can I come too?? JD, do you know any sites in LA that have ties to Max? I KNOW you do! lol

R104 Sure I do, but I’d feel like I’d be stalking him so I’ll continue to love him from afar. If I ever came face to face with him, even now, I’d probably turn into a stuttering idiot…

I know some of his old hangouts, and I recognize some of the places where he gets seen now (or where he posts pictures of himself), if that’s what you’re asking R108.

Sounds like fun. When the pandemic is over, ya’ll come out to LA and I’ll take you out to Dan Tana’s. They make the best chicken Marsala in town, and the Parmigiana looks really good too R105.

And if we rub him the right way, maybe we can get Max to cum, and joins us...

R109 JD, I live in LA and was a regular at Dan Tana’s before the lockdown. I’ve never had the chicken Marsala but I will certainly try it. Maybe when we hold our first Max Gail Appreciation group there. You’re obviously our President.

No kidding! Small world R110! I haven't been there in a while and I hope they come though the pandemic ok. Word is that the Troub next door might be going under, or at least, so I've heard.

I like the Max Gail Appreciating group idea, but Original OP from the first thread should be our President. After all, he's the one who got things started and brought us all here. I'm just a humble contributor ☺️...

Aww, thanks JD. ❤️

[quote] I like the Max Gail Appreciating group idea, but Original OP from the first thread should be our President. After all, he's the one who got things started and brought us all here.

I agree with that. I like your style JD

Max Gail in a 1970's NYPD uniform. Enough fantasy material here for days........

WOJOHOWIZT, name is spelled like it sounds.......

Indeed R114. Imagine getting pulled over by that in the middle of a deserted highway...

Wojo is Polish. I wonder what Max's true ancestry is.

I love him in a cop uniform. I could suck his cock for days......

I bet Wojo never wore underwear. Come to think of it, I bet Max doesn't either.

He's Irish R117

Me too on both counts R118

Holy shit, that uniform just made me bone hard.

Actually, thank you R112. I liked the autographed photo in your link, so I bought it for myself as an early Christmas present 😉

Here's another. I love his hands on this one, square and strong. And those thick, long, sexy fingers.

You people are sick. He wasn’t even hot at all.

[quote] Actually, thank you [R112]. I liked the autographed photo in your link, so I bought it for myself as an early Christmas present

That’s awesome!

Yes, sometimes DL pleasantly surprises me too, R8.

[quote] I love his hands on this one, square and strong. And those thick, long, sexy fingers.

I bet those fingers could do some magical things... (sigh)

Do it to me, daddy, one more time!

[quote] I bet those fingers could do some magical things... (sigh)

They made a grown man have a wet dream!

[quote] I bet those fingers could do some magical things... (sigh)

He's an accomplished pianist. I think about that when I watch him playing piano. I imagine him using those expert, agile fingers all over me, and how heavenly it would have been.

If he played your body with the same skill he plays those ivories, you wouldn’t be able to stop smiling all day.

I really need that Max Gail dildo... now!!!

[quote] If he played your body with the same skill he plays those ivories

I bet he’s well capable!

[quote] I really need that Max Gail dildo... now!!!

Yes!

[quote] I really need that Max Gail dildo... now!!!

It would be so....girthy.

And solid.

And thick.

^Just like the man it's attached to.

He's gotten so deep in my head that the other night I almost yelled out the name "Max" when my partner and I were doing our thing. I caught myself in time, but I sure as hell was thinking of Max and wanted to yell out his name.

That’s hot. Your partner may not have minded.

I think if you call out his name, he appears and then starts taking turns with your partner

Don’t make me get in front of my mirror and say his name five times.

Then HE stands in front of your mirror and says YOUR name five times, pinching his nipple and sliding his meaty fingers into the waistband of his underwear.....

^Ok, I'm hard.

Me too!

^ You guys are cracking me up lol

I'll go summon him in front of my mirror and see if he'll appear with underwear already removed and wearing a leather cock ring.

Speaking of getting hard...👇🏻

R141 That one line when Max screams at Blue "You can't paint, or fuck!" sends a bolt of electricity from the pit of my stomach straight to my dick.

R135 Oh, he would have minded! He's jealous and possessive! If Max would had appeared after calling out his name, there would have been no taking turns... partner would have immediately been kicked out of bed and locked in the basement!

Yeap, Max did so little dirty talk throughout his career that when he did, it was a turn on x 1,000

I'm in between relationships at the moment, but when next guy comes around, I hope he'll be either understanding or also named Max, because the calling out of that name will most likely happen.

Haysoos Kreesto, I could cum just looking at that strapping body in the Heartbreakers clip.

He still had that DC Cab body in Heartbreakers. He had it in Whiz Kids too. The PERFECT build.

R144 same. Just watching him walk after he closes that gate....every step is just sheer hotness.

^Yes indeed, That ass!

Yes, indeed, that ass!!

[quote] and see if he'll appear with underwear already removed and wearing a leather cock ring.

What an amazing mental image.. damn!

...Ahhh yes! harder, Daddy! give it to me please, I want ALL of it!... deeper!

[quote] He still had that DC Cab body in Heartbreakers. He had it in Whiz Kids too. The PERFECT build.

I think he was gorgeous in Whiz Kids with his 'stache and hat. Quite beefy. I'm hoping to get good enough digital copies that I can share soon.

Agree about the pornstache, JD. I posted this Whiz Kids interview in the last thread but thought I’d share it again.

He was tied up and gagged in one ep of Whiz Kids. He looked so hot struggling against the ropes.

I'll have to hunt that one down!

The episode is called "The Return of the Big Rocker". He gets tied up to a metal post inside a recording studio by the bad guys. Watching them tightening those ropes around his chest was indeed... arousing.

Not very good quality, but I found one link to it on youtube.

I would've loved to be one of the actors tying him up... hiding my boner while I was doing it would have been a different story.

He also makes a very hot sexual sounding growl just before they untie him.

His ass at the 31:43 mark...

[quote] He also makes a very hot sexual sounding growl just before they untie him.

Yes! That “Ohhhhh...”. I bet that how he sounds when he blows.

^ Ufff! I wonder if he knew what he was sounding like when he made that growl.. I must have replayed it a dozen times. And yes, Max knew how to keep a pair of pants packed in meat, front and back.

Imagine him at your mercy, tied and gagged, and licking his nipples.

Bound and helpless would be one of the many ways I would love to worship his naked body and hearing him make that growl for real.

Count me in as another who’s lost it.

Licking Max's nipples would be... so DELICIOUS

DANG, what a MAN

Came here for the dick pics…

^We wish.

I need him on me and in me.

Me too, R166, me too.... my god look at him in that photo, he's so perfect...

Does anyone know if the shirtless scene from Barney Miller actually exists? or is it an urban legend? It supposedly happened on the episode where Wojo and Wentworth posed as a married couple undercover in a hotel room. I've looked for it online, in the series DVD's and syndication reruns, but so far I haven't been able to find it.

I’ve seen that episode several times when it aired and I don’t remember a shirtless scene. Not to say that it couldn’t have been edited out.

That screen cao @ R162 I'd want him to fuck me senseless

I've never seen him shirtless in Barney Miller either, but heard about that scene many times

[quote] Came here for the dick pics…

Sadly, I don't think Max ever did any nudity. He gives me the impression that he wasn't comfortable with showing his dick or naked ass. He only teased us about both by wearing pants so tight you wonder how he could sit sometimes.

He definitely wasn’t the showy type of hunky actor who liked to expose all of the goods just for the hell of it. I doubt that he even realized just how gorgeous he was. I love that he’s a real, blue collar actor who finally earned his plaudits by winning an Emmy last year. Not to say that he couldn’t have gone the nude route, because BOY, could he have gone the nude route!

I was very young, but I seem to remember seeing the shirtless scene when that episode first aired. Maybe they edited it out in syndication. I can't imagine they thought it was too racy, considering that Wojo's dick outline was unabashedly featured in many early episodes.

He can sit on my face anytime.

^I concur.

Me three, on the face sitting...

Well said R171. I agree that I don’t think he knew just how beautiful a man he was, and I love how down to earth he is, and that he seems to have such a good heart. In my opinion, at his prime, he had the best looking body in the industry. I remember he said somewhere that after Barney Miller he'd been offered a number of roles, but there were some aspects to some of those roles that he wasn’t comfortable doing. He didn’t elaborate, but I wonder if he meant nudity. You never saw him do any sex scenes either. He seemed to be ok doing sexy, but not overtly sexual.

[quote] That one line when Max screams at Blue "You can't paint, or fuck!" sends a bolt of electricity from the pit of my stomach straight to my dick.

Something tells me Max Gail could teach a course in fucking

I’d love to ask him that, JD. If he purposely chose roles that weren’t overtly sexual.

[quote] Something tells me Max Gail could teach a course in fucking

Oh yes!

As I understand, he grew up in an Irish catholic family with fairly traditional values. May be the reason he never showed us his naked body. Pity..

[quote] Something tells me Max Gail could teach a course in fucking

Mom! Dad! I finally figured out my major!

Lol R180

[quote] Something tells me Max Gail could teach a course in fucking

Something tells me most of us would volunteer for classroom practical demonstrations

Was Maxie a sexual of the homo variety?

^ Sadly, no. Straight as an arrow as far as I know..

I don’t mean to bring the mood down, but am I the only one who hurts over him?.

I’ve had a huge crush on Max Gail since I was a kid. He was the man that made me realize I was gay. But lately I can’t get him out of my head. I look at his young face and body and his gorgeousness is just savage. I find him unbearably desirable. And that vulnerability he projects... how can he be such alpha male and so adorable sometimes in the same gesture?. It’s like I’m madly in love with him or something, but knowing that I can never have him is so painful. I've also just realized that I have fallen out of love with my partner and it’s probably not helping things.

I am very happy to have this thread, and I know we’ve said everything that can be said about him, but I still don’t want the conversation to end.

I can relate in a way, R184. I’ve even had realistic dreams about him.

[quote] Was Maxie a sexual of the homo variety?

There’s a story linked at R134 in the first thread that has been pulled from the internet, but the link worked just a couple of months ago. Not sure if it was BS or not, but a guy talked about hooking up with him at a sex party in the Hollywood Hills. It was hot stuff.

You’re not alone R184, I hurt over him too. It’s painful to lust -or feel- for someone you know you can never have. I’ve never been prone to crushes, but this one is crazy intense. Probably because I see the same things in him you describe, and that mix of qualities in a man for me is kryptonite.

Anytime you want to talk about him, you can count on me.

[quote] And that vulnerability he projects... how can he be such alpha male and so adorable sometimes in the same gesture?.

Max is definitely the patron of that - it is indeed kryptonite.

I know of a few other actors who capture that and have melted me. Chris Meloni, and an actor named Mark Derwin. But Max is the god of gods in that category.

Thank you R185, R187 and R188. You guys are alright! 😊. I helps to be able to share...

JD, I will take you up on that!

Funny you mention Meloni R184, because I was just thinking about the physical similarities he has with Max (bod, ass, the sexy way he carries his baldness, etc.).

[quote] Thank you [R185], [R187] and [R188]. You guys are alright! 😊. I helps to be able to share...

👍indeed it does.

I meant R188 about the Meloni mention.

Yes R190. It's the thickness they share.

It's the, he almost walks like he's sticking his ass out, but you know he's not, it's just plentiful and beautiful.

And the way they've made balding heads and rough around the edges handsomeness a LOOK.

^Exactly!

I'm in the same boat with you R184. I grew up with Max on my TV screen, and I still vividly remember waking up to my sexuality with Wojo. I have the greatest memories of that time. As I said in another post, I'll always be in love with him until the day I die.

[quote] And that vulnerability he projects... how can he be such alpha male and so adorable sometimes in the same gesture?

I just watch a Barney Miller episode where Wojo gets notified that he's failed his sergeant test for the 4th time. He goes into Barney's office upset but fiery, saying that he can take it, and that's he's going to throw the letter in the garbage. Suddenly his voice cracks and you see ACTUAL tears filling his eyes. I MELTED.

R195, he does the same thing at the end of "The Harris Incident" episode after he confronts Harris. He had real tears welling up in his eyes. I also thought it was so incredibly endearing the way he struggled to get through his speech in the Jack Soo tribute episode, and how he lost it right after he stopped talking. That passion and sensitivity is probably the reason why projecting vulnerability seems to come so effortlessly to him.

And that sexy rugged look R190 and R193 are talking about, I'm sure you've seen these pics before, but I'll post them here anyway.

In this one he has the most beautiful smile...

And this one. I don't know what it is about the expression on his face, or the way he's looking into the camera, but he looks sexy as hell to me.

GRRRR

That's it. I'm officially pregnant.

Me too. With twins.

I know he's in his 70s now, and we talk about his prime days, but I would still kneel, right now, and pleasure him until I tasted his seed.

[quote]I just watch a Barney Miller episode where Wojo gets notified that he's failed his sergeant test for the 4th time. He goes into Barney's office upset but fiery, saying that he can take it, and that's he's going to throw the letter in the garbage. Suddenly his voice cracks and you see ACTUAL tears filling his eyes. I MELTED.

Yes, I remember that episode too. What is the name of this particular episode?

[quote] I know he's in his 70s now, and we talk about his prime days, but I would still kneel, right now, and pleasure him until I tasted his seed. —Is that wrong?

I'd do it too, today... in a heartbeat...

The episode is called "Bus Stop" from season 3 R202. There's an old lady that keeps hitting on Wojo too. It's pretty funny. I'll put it up on youtube later tonight. I've been meaning to add some other episodes and a couple of other things for a while.

Awesome! Bus Stop aired not long before they replaced Barney Miller with Who’s The Boss? on Antenna TV.

That's a shame about Antenna TV. Do you get FETV R204?. They air an 2 episodes every night.

I uploaded "Bus Stop" to youtube and a bunch of Season 5 episodes, including "The Harris Incident" and the Jack Soo tribute. More tomorrow.

Another photo of Max. He's in his late 40's there and still looking gorgeous...

Is it weird that I can't stop masturbating to this guy? Jeeezzz!!

Is it weird that I can't stop masturbating to this guy? Jeeezzz!!

r208 All I'm asking is that you please wait until you're home from the supermarket. Deal?

R206 I have never gone from completely limp to bone hard in 20 seconds before.....until I saw that photo of Max.

[quote]Is it weird that I can't stop masturbating to this guy? Jeeezzz!!

The only weird thing would be if you didn't.

[quote][R206] I have never gone from completely limp to bone hard in 20 seconds before.....until I saw that photo of Max.

Mm-hmmm. It's from his episode of Murder She Wrote. It aired a few weeks ago and the Max eye candy didn't disappoint.

[quote]That's a shame about Antenna TV. Do you get FETV [R204]?. They air an 2 episodes every night.

Nope, unfortunately I don't. Grateful that you're uploading some to YT, though. Dailymotion has some of the episodes too.

[quote] It's from his episode of Murder She Wrote.

Yes it is. Unfortunately it got blocked by youtube when I tried to add it to the playlist. He looks smoking hot in it.

[quote] Grateful that you're uploading some to YT, though.

Happy to do it. If there are any episodes in particular you'd like to watch let me know, and I'll gladly upload those for you.

[quote] Is it weird that I can't stop masturbating to this guy? Jeeezzz!!

No it isn't... he's had me in perpetual heat for months now...

[quote]Happy to do it. If there are any episodes in particular you'd like to watch let me know, and I'll gladly upload those for you.

:)

[quote] I don't know what it is about the expression on his face, or the way he's looking into the camera, but he looks sexy as hell to me.

R197 he looks like he's about to say, 'wait until I get you alone.....'

That pissed me off too R204. I get 1 episode of Barney Miller a week and it runs at 3:00 AM!!!!! Right in the middle of my fucking sleep!!!!!

JD, would it be ok to request the episode that has one of Wojo's girlfriends moving into his apartment? I can't remember the name, but it has a lot of Wojo eye candy. I think it was a 2-part if memory serves

[quote] I have never gone from completely limp to bone hard in 20 seconds before.....until I saw that photo of Max.

aah yes....... Max Gail will do that to you

Of course R218. Link below.

There are some really nice chest fur scenes in the 2nd part of that episode. Have fun!

Thank you JD!!!! ❤️ You seem like such a sweetheart!

The woman annoys the hell out of me, but I'll sit through it just to watch him at home and licking his peanut butter spoon. I think part two was supposed to be a pilot for something else.

[quote] I think part two was supposed to be a pilot for something else.

Yes, it was supposed to be sort of a pilot for a spinoff called "Off Duty". It would feature the life of, at least Wojo, (I don't know if the other characters were to be a part of it) outside the Squad Room. I read that Max hated this episode, and told Danny Arnold (Barney Miller's producer) that he didn't want to do the spin off. He thought his character of Wojo worked well as part of an ensemble, but it wasn't strong enough to carry a show.

There! More than most people who read this thread probably cared to know! lol

I wish I was the piece of pizza he's holding around 34:00

^ I wish I was the peanut butter spoon he keeps licking and putting in his mouth at 27:55

[quote] There! More than most people who read this thread probably cared to know! lol

Au contraire, JD

The fact they they’re eating pizza in a bowl is hilarious.

And, I wonder what his underwear looked like in the drawer... 🩲

That end sequence with the robe when he tells her he’s going to bed though...

[quote] That end sequence with the robe when he tells her he’s going to bed though...

That crooked smile on his face when he says it, the low voice he whispers it in, and his wet naked body under that robe... I want that dick so bad

Here's another hot photo of a more mature Max from the late 80's

You guys are killing me (in a good way) with all these Max pics and vids! Would I be taking it too far if I built a shrine?

R228 If you do, he'll show up at your house....in just his robe, briefs and socks.

^Ordering the candles off of Amazon as I type...

Max Gail's been Lord & Master of my sex fantasies forever and I come here often for more inspiration

He looks like a high school gym teacher. That’s not necessarily bad; he’s ordinary.

I wonder what Coach Max's jockstrap would smell like.

^ Strawberry bubblegum. That's what I would had been chewing on just before I sucked him off after gym class.

He's probably really hairy in his in-betweens. I bet the musk was off the Richter when he was younger.

Based on his chest fur and that gorgeous treasure trail that disappears under the waist of his pants, I've alway pictured him with a nice thick bush and furry ass. Between that musk and the scent of fresh perspiration after working out, imagine the feast for the senses

D.C. Cab just came out on Blu-Ray, issued by Kino Lorber, so you can watch Gail is hi-def glory. His luscious chest sticking out in every scene, giving little Adam Baldwin some competition in hotness.

Adam was cute, but he paled in comparison.

Yeah no comparison there. Max was the purest example of what a MAN is supposed to look like and act like.

@ R235, R236 I also find his hairy underarms quite sexy.

I bet his manly scent was intense there. I've fantasized about lifting up his arms and eating those armpits many times.

Ideal Max date: A cozy night in, candlelit dinner, Van Morrison's "Moondance" playing on the stereo on repeat, and copious amounts of Cabernet Sauvignon to go with the dinner. Wine goes straight to my head and my...other head, so we'd be in for quite a night.

Max, sitting at the table, in an open shirt and tight pants

That’s hot R241…

My ideal date with Max wouldn’t be very different. Warm summer night at my place. Candlelit dinner served on the balcony. The warm, salty ocean breeze heavy in the air. I love to cook, so I’d make him his favorite dish while I wait in exquisite anticipation to hear him ring my door bell. He’s a self confessed sugar addict, so I’d also make desert for him. Sexy, sultry saxophone music would be playing through the house non-stop. When he arrives, he’d be wearing a silky light fabric shirt only half buttoned up, exposing most of his chest. His tight jeans don’t leave much to the imagination either. As he walks by me, I can smell his aftershave combined with his natural body scent triggered by the heat of the night, and the combination is intoxicatingly erotic. I also love Cab, so I’d serve a bottle with dinner, or Chardonnay if he prefers white wine.

I don’t know if I’d have enough restraint to finish my dinner before I stood up, walked to the back of his chair and started nibbling on his neck and earlobes. Then I’d grab his forearm and lead him into my bedroom

I better stop here, I can’t be going hard with my 9 y/o niece running around my house..

^We have similar, equally hot fantasies, JD! That sounds like a slice of heaven.

Y'all can have dinner and wine with Max, but when I'm with him, I want him to make small talk for maybe 90 seconds before he lets out a little laugh and starts unbuttoning his shirt. When I lean forward to help my arms go around his neck instead, my legs around his waist, and he'd walk me over to the wall and pin me against it, me feeling his massive arms holding me up, that magnificent chest against mine, his lips on my neck...

....we'd repeat it in a while, but this time, his beautiful dick would be deep inside of me, I'd feel the essence of Max every time he took a step.......

Ooh, nice!

Those are some hot stories. You should all write for a living. I, on the other hand, can't write for shit.

I'd prefer the full dinner date and wine with Max Gail, before some hard fucking. But I'd happily take the booty call if that's what I can get. I'd like to read more detail about your dates R241 and R243. I'd love to see a description of what happens after your move into the bedroom. I'm already half hard from reading, and I don't have children around the house to interrupt my fun.

And then, when I ate my last bite of mashed potatoes, I set the fork down with a clank.

"I'm stuffed," I sighed exaggeratedly.

Max looked over at me, staring intently.

"You haven't even begun to get stuffed yet," he said, his tone dead serious.

^ Mmmmm - I can picture the look on his face and his tone of voice as he'd say that. Love it R248..

I could write in graphic detail what I would like to do to Max, and what I’d like him to do to me. But I’d probably end up taking over thread R247.

In my fantasy, he’d have to let me top him at least one time. The thought of being inside him drives me raging wild. Other than that, he’d be completely dominant.

Thanks JD. I've had flip-flop fantasies about him too. Just the thought of him on top of me, though, is sometimes too much to take.

[quote] Just the thought of him on top of me, though, is sometimes too much to take.

Yes... I can totally relate, my friend.

Thinking of topping a stud like Max would be nerve-wracking to me. He's just so manly...

My fantasy would be for him to fuck me in the missionary position. He'd spread my legs wide open, lean forward, and sink his beautiful dick into me, balls deep, with one swift move of his hips. His hands would be resting on the back of my thighs, pinning them down. He's thrusting in and out vigorously and tells me to look at him while he stares deep into my eyes. My hands are squeezing his powerful pecs, and caressing his whole upper body. Then he leans over me completely and starts deep kissing me, with our tongues deep in each other's mouth, as I continue to feel his dick thrusting in and out of me, and filling me up completely.

Then I could die happy.

^WOW

Max.

Dressed in a tight, form fitting Santa suit.

And nothing else underneath.

Ho, ho.......HO.

R252 that was the position I dreamt of when I had the dream of him just gently opening my legs, mounting me, and pushing deep inside me in a room full of people.

Stick a fork in me R252... wow... I'll be spending some "alone time" with Max tonight after reading that...

I don't know if you guys are aware, but this thread has just become a "premium" thread, and only paid members can post it in. I just bought a paid subscription, even though this is the only thread I post in. Does anyone have any idea why some threads become premium, or why this one is now paid members only?

R257 It's what we call on other threads "being Murieled." The webmistress makes it paid members only when it's a popular and/or long lasting thread.

I'm happy to create a Part 3 if people would like to continue?

Wow! I had no idea that resurrecting a thread I created years ago about our guy would turn into this wonderfully happy, fun, sexy, continuous discussion. You guys rock.

new thread

Reply 186, the story you mentioned was removed at Max’s request. He’s not homophobic, the problem he had is that the story kept showing up in his search results and people thought it was real. In hindsight we should have made it clear it was fiction. Our bad.