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Max Gail

Beefy actor best known as Stan "Wojo" Wojciehowicz on "Barney Miiier". Here's a clip of him in short-shorts from the 1980 TV movie "The Aliens are Coming". Woof!

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by Anonymousreply 3139 hours ago

Can you imagine diving face-first into that enormous muscle ass?

by Anonymousreply 104/15/2012

Oh yes, R1. Imagine the musk. I think I just may have to invest in the Barney Miller DVDs now.

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by Anonymousreply 204/15/2012

Max at the wrap party with his (now deceased) wife Willie Beir. Look at that chest fur!

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by Anonymousreply 304/15/2012

Matthew Laborteaux (Albert from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE) is the little boy in the OP's link. I think he grew up to be gay. I bet Max's hot muscle ass gave him mastorbation fodder all through adolescence and beyond.

by Anonymousreply 404/15/2012

If he's gay, R4, I'm sure he did dream of that big, furry body. Here's a close-up of that muscle butt.

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by Anonymousreply 504/15/2012

Max played Jay Mohr's hippie father on "Gary Unmarried." He just turned 69 earlier this month. He is still a hot daddy.

by Anonymousreply 604/15/2012

Insanely hot swim relay - Selleck, Aames, Gail, Gregory Harrison and others.

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by Anonymousreply 704/15/2012

He's 69! What an appropriate number for what I'd've like to have done with him back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 804/15/2012

He had a rare lead role as a studly contemporary artist in HEARTBREAKERS with Nick Mancuso.

He's Native American, and he went to Williams College.

by Anonymousreply 904/15/2012

He's in that Mike Rowe vein of beefy, hairy, studly and hot. I'd take those guys over the waxed, shaved and carved out of stone types anyday.

by Anonymousreply 1004/15/2012

now this is a good thread. is matthew really gay?

by Anonymousreply 1104/15/2012

Knock yourselves out:

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by Anonymousreply 1204/15/2012

I wonder if he's wearing underwear under those shorts in the video. Probably not. Uuuhhhhnnnhh!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1304/15/2012

Quit/cut back acting for a while after his wife died to take care of their children.

by Anonymousreply 1404/15/2012

Tom Sellek was insanely hot in that swimming clip.

by Anonymousreply 1504/15/2012

What a beautiful absence of body shame.

Last night my partner and I went to a Retro Disco fundraiser, and I was again struck by how sexy the clothing in the '70s was. Fabrics aside, it was a major turn on to see men's chests, butts and bulges front and center again. And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing.

What the hell happened to that?

by Anonymousreply 1604/15/2012

It was really a sexual time, the 70s. And Max Gail looked fucking hot in those threads. YUM.

by Anonymousreply 1704/15/2012

Ugh, Howard Cosell. I forgot how annoying he was.

They didn't even have the courtesy to show me a full body shot of Greg Evigan. How rude!

by Anonymousreply 1804/15/2012

He is constantly bending over, ass to the camera in that clip. Who directed that thing?

And is that Caroline McWilliams in the clip?

by Anonymousreply 1904/15/2012

I once had a dream that Max and his "Barney Miller" co-star Ron Glass (at right in the linked photo) had been lovers for a brief time in the 70s and both longed for each other in the present day. I made like Emma Woodhouse and manipulated them into rekindling their romance. Even though it was all a figment of my twisted subconscious, I still get really happy when I think of either of them.

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by Anonymousreply 2004/15/2012

Yes, I think that's Caroline as the wife. Max totally has that late 70s/early 80s gay trucker bareback porn stud look going on in the clip. Even the cinematography has that old gay porn look.

by Anonymousreply 2104/15/2012

yes dad!

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by Anonymousreply 2204/15/2012

Check out Donna Dixon and Scott Baio checking out his meaty ass @ 0:58 in this clip.

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by Anonymousreply 2304/15/2012

Did the US start to go to hell when Barney Miller (and Max Gail) went off the air?

by Anonymousreply 2404/15/2012

Somebody watched D.C. Cab on TV today!

by Anonymousreply 2504/15/2012

R25 No, but I'm kinda wishing I did...

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by Anonymousreply 2604/15/2012

No volume, but Gail from "Barnaby Jones" -

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by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2012

Mr Max look like he forget to bath. You can tell from photo he has B.O.

Yech. Be clean Mr. Max. Chung Ho like clean men. Everyone in North Korea stink like Asians but Chung Ho take bath so he smell like soap

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2012

Dammit, that's a MAN!

by Anonymousreply 2904/15/2012

WHET Matt L.?

by Anonymousreply 3004/16/2012

[quote]Gail has a twin sister, actress Mary Gail.

She gotta be a hard-looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 3104/16/2012

r21, I was thinking the same thing. I kept waiting for Jack Wrangler to walk up in back of Max and drag him off to the bushes.

by Anonymousreply 3204/16/2012

Battle of the Network Stars is so funny. Ladies and gentleman, actors doing sports! It's the battle of the Judys as Judy Norton-Taylor in the middle lane takes on Judy Landers in the near lane...

So funny. It was just an excuse to get the guys in speedos, wasn't it? Loved it.

by Anonymousreply 3304/16/2012

He and Adam West played lovers on an episode of some sit-com a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 3404/16/2012

"The Drew Carey Show" was where Gail and West were a couple.

by Anonymousreply 3504/16/2012

There are a couple of great episodes of Barney Miller where Wojo interacts with gay men.

First we have Marty (small-time criminal) and his "friend" Mr. Driscoll. Mr. Driscoll is having problems with custody issues with his son. Watching Wojo trying to wrap his mind around the idea that a gay man could have a son is quite wonderful. Very 70's.

And then there is Vitelli, the gay cop who is outed by Wojo. Turns out Vitelli has friends in high places and ends up getting promoted instead of getting kicked off the force.

by Anonymousreply 3604/16/2012

Thanks for posting this, OP. I had done searches for "The Aliens are Coming" miniseries on Youtube before to no avail. The barechested Max scene I believe is only in the miniseries version and not the edited 2-hour TV movie version. Although I could have sworn he had been washing a car in a pair of cut-offs in that scene. Youthful wishful thinking I guess...

by Anonymousreply 3704/16/2012

LOL R32

by Anonymousreply 3804/17/2012

Even as a kid, I've always been attracted to middle-aged guys.

I used to watch every ep of Barney Miller, just because I was in love with Wojo. When I was alone, I'd kiss the tv screen lol.

And same for Hogan's Heroes, that Hogan was a damn fine piece of man-meat.

by Anonymousreply 3904/17/2012

Another 80's hottie. 40 seconds into the intro. Rarely watched the show, but ALWAYS watched the credits !!

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by Anonymousreply 4004/17/2012

Back in the early 1990's, Max Gail played a gay art dealer in the Wild West in the tv movie "Sodbusters". He had the hots for the hot black blacksmith.

by Anonymousreply 4104/17/2012

Well, based on his first wife it certainly appears he likes the dark meat.

by Anonymousreply 4204/17/2012

Not wanting to sidetrack the conversation, but speaking of the Barney Miller TV show, is Ron Glass gay? He always plays refined characters, somewhat effete, and the man has never been married.

I always found him very attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 4304/17/2012

I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles. I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

by Anonymousreply 4404/17/2012

Fans of Max will like the 1:00 mark of this clip.

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by Anonymousreply 4504/17/2012

Ron Glass is gay as a goose.

by Anonymousreply 4604/17/2012

Ron Glass played the "metrosexual" on Barney Miller before the word even existed.

by Anonymousreply 4704/17/2012

That's all the better, R42

by Anonymousreply 4804/18/2012

HOT

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by Anonymousreply 4904/18/2012

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see, R44. Linden was a fox too.

by Anonymousreply 5004/18/2012

Does anyone know what episode of "Barney Miller" has Max barechested?

by Anonymousreply 5104/18/2012

Eewwww! Gross. All those tight clothes. You can see outlines.

by Anonymousreply 5204/18/2012

Hal Linden was a very hot man. But Max in those tight polyester pants of Wojo's--WO HO!

by Anonymousreply 5304/18/2012

R51, there's one episode where Wojo is at home. We see him wearing a robe but it's open and we get a good view of his hairy chest.

The episode dealt with one of Wojo's girlfriends. I'm not sure it's the girlfriend who is a former hooker.

by Anonymousreply 5404/18/2012

R40, he did a movie sometime in the early 70's where he was nude. You not only saw Mr. Johnson, you saw the the well Baby Jessica fell down in.

There are clips of it, I used to have it before my hard drive died.

by Anonymousreply 5504/18/2012

Martin Kove clip for R40

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by Anonymousreply 5604/18/2012

R56, that clip was...something.

by Anonymousreply 5704/19/2012

Whoa. What a waste of Martin Kove's hot nude young body!

by Anonymousreply 5804/19/2012

These two hunks, max gail and Martin Kove were and still are my male ideals, GOD I used to jerk off to them so many times when young.

by Anonymousreply 5904/19/2012

And what an ass on Kove! YUM

by Anonymousreply 6004/20/2012

I guess it's time for my bulge to make an appearance in this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 6104/20/2012

No Fred, it is not time for you.

by Anonymousreply 6204/20/2012

R62, are you Stepfanie Kramer?

by Anonymousreply 6304/20/2012

It was clear that Freddie Dryer hated underwear (much like Jon Hamm). Whenever Fred wore jeans, you could clearly tell which side he decided to tuck on for the day.

by Anonymousreply 6404/20/2012

Lol, check out the loving closeup of Matt Houston's bulge with "Chariots of Fire" playing in the background (at 3:30). There must have been a lot of gay tv directors back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 6504/20/2012

I blame you guys for rewatching Barney Miller. Loved Jack Soo.

by Anonymousreply 6604/20/2012

Happy to oblige, R66

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by Anonymousreply 6704/20/2012

LOL what the fuck was that Martin Kove clip?

by Anonymousreply 6804/20/2012

It is hilarious isn't it, R68? It's from the Warhol/Morrissey film "Women in Revolt". It starred transgender actresses/Warhol staples Candy Darling, Jackie Curtis and Holly Woodlawn (who's in the clip with Martin).

by Anonymousreply 6904/20/2012

Gawd! The actress in the OP's clip is AWFUL!

by Anonymousreply 7004/20/2012

Really hot hunks

by Anonymousreply 7104/20/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 7205/02/2012

This is a great thread. I can remember watching Barney Miller and focusing on Wojo. There are a couple of episodes where its pretty evident he didn't wear underware under those tight double knits. One scene in particular is burned in my memory where you could see the outline of his cock head and all. Ahhh, those were the days

by Anonymousreply 7305/02/2012

Hot daddies

by Anonymousreply 7405/03/2012

WHICH EPISODE WAS THAT, R73?????

by Anonymousreply 7505/03/2012

OP, we owe you, best thread in months, just thinking about Max has put me en heat, I need a Max,now!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7605/03/2012

Thanks, me too

by Anonymousreply 7705/03/2012

You're welcome, R76! I need Wojo too!

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by Anonymousreply 7805/03/2012

R75, If I remember correctly it was the episode where Wojo's girlfriend makes the pot laced brownies. Wojo, Harris, Yemana and Fish all eat them.

by Anonymousreply 7905/03/2012

Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 8005/03/2012

Thanks, R79! Here are some excerpts from that episode. Gawd was he HOT!

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by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2012

Yikes, that gave me a Hardon

by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2012

Fuck me!

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by Anonymousreply 8305/30/2012

[quote]Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

Ewwwwww. Tony was so gross-looking.

by Anonymousreply 8405/31/2012

Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

by Anonymousreply 8505/31/2012

[quote]I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles.

I did the same thing!

[quote]I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

OMG—a whole new angle to my Max Gail fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 8605/31/2012

Max was cute with his hair cropped short, but when he grew it out long (while still thin on top) it was an epic fail and he looked ridiculous. I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

by Anonymousreply 8706/01/2012

Arrest me, I'm guilty!

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by Anonymousreply 8806/01/2012

[quote]I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

OMG he's in that? I used to LOVE that movie!

by Anonymousreply 8906/01/2012

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 9006/16/2012

His name should be Max Tail, 'cause he's got a great one!

by Anonymousreply 9107/06/2012

[quote]Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

I'd bet my entire bank account on it

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by Anonymousreply 9207/06/2012

GORGEOUS

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by Anonymousreply 9307/21/2012

from Super Password

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by Anonymousreply 9407/21/2012

UP

by Anonymousreply 9507/23/2012

bumpimg

by Anonymousreply 9607/26/2012

Back in the day, I'd've liked for him to grab hold of me, throw me down on the floor and pin me with his big muscular legs as he kissed me until I could barely breath. Then he'd take his clothes off, rip mine off of me and then...

by Anonymousreply 9707/26/2012

I like all these posts about Max Gail as I thought I was the only one who wanted to screw him--I had little idea he was so "appreciated" and I wonder if he's seen all these posts. Well, in hopes he does read them here's one more: my fantasy is to take a sturdy fraternity paddle and have at that ass of his until he moans owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww--this would work best with him in a cowboy outfit with the wide open shirt (significant of the wide open guy) or maybe a cop uniform in keeping with the Barney Miller idea. Then after his ample cheeks had been ravaged sufficiently with the lickin stick he'd get greased up and plowed--those asscheeks would provide alot of cushion to the pushin and I'd do my best to squash them flat.....

by Anonymousreply 9807/26/2012

r93/94/95/97 is the insane JanBot Troll of the Jackson threads. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 9907/26/2012

R99, and your point is...?

I think I'll Trolldar you and see what you're all about. Oh, and stay mad.

And, love it, R98!

by Anonymousreply 10007/27/2012

Some people have no taste.

by Anonymousreply 10107/27/2012

I'd love to "taste" Max.

by Anonymousreply 10207/27/2012

I was a set extra on Barney Miller back in the 70s. The pay wasn’t much, but it was great exposure. I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school. On Barney, I usually played a juvenile delinquent being brought in by one of the cops. I even got to say a line once on the episode where Wojo dates the ex-hooker. The cast was relatively friendly, if a little too into themselves. Sometimes I’d walk across the soundstage and pretend I was the various characters on the show. I knew that if I stayed positive and made myself available, I’d achieve my dream of becoming one of the Ernie Flatt dancers on Carol Burnett’s show, or maybe even a guest spot on the Love Boat!! One night I was alone on the soundstage after everyone had left, contemplating my future as an actor. I pulled out my flask of vodka and began to drink from it, getting a bit tipsy. I was thinking that I was all alone when suddenly I thought I heard a noise from behind one of the set walls. A rat, perhaps? “Who’s THERE?” I asked, several times. Thinking it was a rat, I went back to my faux soliloquy when suddenly I heard pounding footsteps behind me. Before I could turn around, I was tackled and thrown to the floor. As I struggled in the dark, I tried to see who it was when I felt a furry object fall onto my face. It was a toupee – that is when I realized it was MAX!! “L-l-let go of me, you b-b-b-bastard!” I yelled. But he was too strong for me and his massive hands began to rip my t-shirt into shreds. I pushed his face away when he tried to kiss me, and he slapped me hard across my cheek – several times! I went limp from shock and simply gave up as his meaty, naked body covered mine, and he squeezed me in bear hug as his tongue roughly probed me ear. “Yeah, you make me hot – been noticing you on my set. Tonight you’re auditioning for ME – YOU GOT IT?”. He sounded insane. All this time he had been STALKING me!!! I remember the strong scent of mansweat and Old Spice. My Fruit of the Looms were like cheap pieces of paper in his hands as he ripped them from my firm, but quivering loins. “S-s-s-stop! Please! I don’t want to DO THIS!!” I protested. “SHUT UP, you big queen!” he snarled, punching me in my ribs as he used his knees to roughly force my thighs apart. He violently lifted my legs up over his shoulders. I pushed against his massive hairy chest, but that only seemed to arouse him and make him laugh. Then without warning, I felt his brutal thrust into my mangarden – he-he-he RAPED me!!! Right on the soundstage of Barney Miller!! On and on it went for about five minutes. Drool began to drip from the sides of his mouth into my EYES!! He relentlessly humped me – I thought it would NEVER end. He was so large and heavy, I lost my breath several times, almost passing out. I felt his body quiver, and he moaned loudly as he released his seed INTO ME!! He fell on top of me in a sweaty, hairy heap of manflesh. He lay on top of me for what seemed hours. I only wanted to shower to wash off his scent from my body. Finally, he got up, pulled his pants back on, put his toupee on his head, snickered at my violated body and left.

The next day I went to NBC. ANIMAL!!

by Anonymousreply 10307/27/2012

^^^Oh...my...

by Anonymousreply 10407/27/2012

R103, people being raped by Max Gail do not say things like "he humped me." You obviously are a sick fantasist. Stop or we will call the police

by Anonymousreply 10507/27/2012

I wonder what Max's natural body scent is like.

by Anonymousreply 10607/27/2012

bump!

by Anonymousreply 10708/06/2012

[quote] I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school.

I didn't know Lois had an acting school...

by Anonymousreply 10808/18/2012

bump for sexy Max

by Anonymousreply 10910/06/2012

Max Gail, when he played Wojo, should have had his butt paddled, spanked, fucked and generally flattened. I loved that friendly, dumb act combined with an ass that desperately screamed "spank me". Now Max Gail looks like somebody's worst nightmare of their old Aunt Mabel gone awry.

by Anonymousreply 11010/06/2012

I wonder what his body scent was like back then. I would've gulped his bathwater.

by Anonymousreply 11110/06/2012

I had such a huge crush on him back then.

by Anonymousreply 11210/06/2012

Me too, R112. I loved the dumb himbo schtick.

by Anonymousreply 11310/07/2012

The sensitive side of Max -

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by Anonymousreply 11410/07/2012

Very nice, R114.

And I would definitely still hit it.

by Anonymousreply 11510/07/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 11611/01/2012

:)

by Anonymousreply 11711/01/2012

bump for guy in the Celebrities doing porn thread

by Anonymousreply 11812/08/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 11912/22/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 12005/16/2013

BUMP!

by Anonymousreply 12107/10/2013

Bump for sexy Max

by Anonymousreply 12207/12/2013

What a hot, masculine man! I saw him often on the Universal lot. He was aggressively flirtacious. Very nice. Never did him and still regret it.

by Anonymousreply 12308/08/2014

Oh, Daddy!

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by Anonymousreply 12408/09/2014

He's no Gregory Harrisburg

by Anonymousreply 12511/23/2016

I remember the episode which might have featured either the characters from r36 's post. I'm paraphrasing:

Woj: Didn't you ever think about having sex with a man?

Barney: No.

Woj: Well,...... (just a deer in the headlights reaction)

Woj had obviously thought about it.

by Anonymousreply 12611/23/2016

[quote]And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing. What the hell happened to that?

Pussified millennials, that's what. They're terrified of be objectified by someone else in public, so most of them go for a look that is as asexual as possible.

by Anonymousreply 12711/23/2016

Max's only physical defect was that hair. He finally buzzed it down later in life and he looked so much better as a man with MPB who wasn't trying to hide it anymore. The combover is a dick wilter from the word go.

by Anonymousreply 12811/23/2016

Max was my kind of lunk.

by Anonymousreply 12911/23/2016

bump

by Anonymousreply 13012/02/2016

Now that you mention it r128, I'm starting to sexualize combovers.

by Anonymousreply 13112/02/2016

BUMP for this sexy daddy

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by Anonymousreply 13210/06/2020

Sexy as fuck on Barney Miller. So was Hal Linden. A night with the two of them would have been heaven.

by Anonymousreply 13310/06/2020

Hot story some guy recalls about sucking Max off at a Hollywood hills bear party.

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by Anonymousreply 13410/06/2020

This thread is from 2012. If I could press a button and go back to 2012, but five random people in the world would die, I'd do it.

by Anonymousreply 13510/06/2020

Wojo!

by Anonymousreply 13610/07/2020

The way those tight double knit slacks stretched over Gail's amply muscled ass on "Barney Miller" was a joy to behold. I'm pissed that as of Monday Antenna TV replaced the 2 episodes of "Barney Miller" Mon-Fri at 6pm with that crapfest "Growing Pains".

Just look at that thing.

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by Anonymousreply 13710/07/2020

He built up that ass tap dancing.

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by Anonymousreply 13810/07/2020

Never mind, I misread it. Piano player.

by Anonymousreply 13910/07/2020

He was one of those guys who thought he was built but he was just fat.

by Anonymousreply 14010/07/2020

I love that one of the few threads from 2012 that is still open is about this big beefy hunk!

by Anonymousreply 14110/07/2020

I caught him on a couple episodes of Cannon recently. The combover was pretty distracting in both episodes though, you had to keep your eyes on the ass.

I think the first episode he wasn’t even credited, but it’s listed on his IMDB.

by Anonymousreply 14210/07/2020

He still has the cutest smile. The slight imperfection in his tooth structure makes his smile all the more adorable.

by Anonymousreply 14310/07/2020

^I agree. And I love that he recently won an Emmy for his wonderful turn as Sonny's Alzheimer's-tricken father on General Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 14410/07/2020

[quote]The way those tight double knit slacks stretched over Gail's amply muscled ass on "Barney Miller" was a joy to behold. I'm pissed that as of Monday Antenna TV replaced the 2 episodes of "Barney Miller" Mon-Fri at 6pm with that crapfest "Growing Pains".

Ugh, that pissed me off too. His ass was like the seventh wonder.

by Anonymousreply 14510/07/2020

I think watching Max Gail in "Barney Miller" as a kid single-handedly turned me into an ass lover!

by Anonymousreply 14610/07/2020

And that gun strapped on his side on Barney Miller made that ass that much hotter. Such power, physically and figuratively.

by Anonymousreply 14710/07/2020

I believe that story at R134.

by Anonymousreply 14810/07/2020

Max Gail must be pretty old now--well into his 70s.

He was so great at playing big dumb lunks that it's impressive he went to Williams College.

by Anonymousreply 14910/07/2020

He liked black snatch. His two wives were black and his kids are mixed. Only a black woman (or man) could likely handle what’s going on in those pants.

by Anonymousreply 15010/07/2020

I’m sorry to bring up this thread again that is years old, I hope it won’t annoy anyone. I searched for Max Gail online and this page came up. I’m 36 and born in Barcelona, so I did not grow up with the show "Barney Miller". It’s only been for the past few months that I’ve learned of the show, and started watching the reruns. Now I’m in hell. I can’t take my eyes off of Max/Wojo every time he's on the screen. I don’t care about the other characters, I only look for him. I’ve never been caught up on an impossible crush on an actor before. This is a first for me, and I’m having a very rough time with it. I want that stud so badly it hurts. He was so beautiful… gorgeous masculine face, perfectly round big muscular ass, bulging muscles everywhere on his massive glorious body. The outline of his cock so often in plain view under those skin tight trousers… Sometimes I stare at this still I have from one of the episodes, where his cock is freely hanging down his pant leg along his inner thigh, and it is so well defined that you can make out its length, girth, shape... I get lost in it. I can’t stop fantasizing about kissing him till he begs for air, sucking him off, and burying my face deep in his ass. Visualizing in my mind what it’d be like to fuck him, and being fucked by him. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve beat-off to him until I’m raw. I know he’s an older man now, but it doesn’t seem to matter. I can’t explain it. I’ve never had this kind of obsession before, much less with someone so completely unattainable. It helps to read the comments from other guys lusting and fantasizing about him, I have so many detailed and depraved fantasies of my own. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. If anyone should reply to this, please don’t mock me. I’m already in enough pain as it is.

by Anonymousreply 15110/15/2020

When "Barney Miller" was on primetime TV, I was in junior high and even then, Max Gail got my attention.

by Anonymousreply 15210/15/2020

R1: God! Sex-on-a-stick, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 15310/15/2020

If I squint my eyes, he somewhat reminds me of Jack Nicholson.

However...

by Anonymousreply 15410/15/2020

Who the fuck I’d resurrecting threads from. 2012?

by Anonymousreply 15510/15/2020

I love Barney Miller, one of my favorite sitcoms from the 1970s. I thought Max Gail (Wojo) was sexy, but Ron Glass (Harris) was the one that I was the most attracted to. I had a crush on Glass that lasted for a long time (was heartbroken when he died in 2016).

by Anonymousreply 15610/15/2020

R151 This is one of my favorite threads in all of DL. Who cares if it's an old one?

I got a hard on just reading some of the things your wrote about Max. Sounds like you have it bad, but Gail on Barney Miller certainly warrants the lust

by Anonymousreply 15710/16/2020

[quote] Sometimes I stare at this still I have from one of the episodes, where his cock is freely hanging down his pant leg along his inner thigh, and it is so well defined that you can make out its length, girth, shape... I get lost in it

Which episode is this????

by Anonymousreply 15810/16/2020

For the record OP, he wasn't wearing short shorts. He was wearing shorts, just as everyone did.

by Anonymousreply 15910/16/2020

The one in his head, Rose/R158!

by Anonymousreply 16010/16/2020

R159, on somebody else they may have been “shorts,” but on him, with those thick thighs, they were indeed short shorts.

by Anonymousreply 16110/16/2020

Max was on an episode of The Cool Kids a couple of years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 16210/16/2020

[quote]but Ron Glass (Harris) was the one that I was the most attracted to. I had a crush on Glass that lasted for a long time (was heartbroken when he died in 2016).

I dated his brother, you know.

by Anonymousreply 16310/16/2020

A couple of the dozens of caps I made of Max in "Barney Miller"...

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by Anonymousreply 16410/16/2020

Another...

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by Anonymousreply 16510/16/2020

And last...

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by Anonymousreply 16610/16/2020

^Please post them all!

by Anonymousreply 16710/16/2020

He was definitely jackoff material for me, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 16810/16/2020

Loved Wojohowitz. He was so human. Insecure, overconfident, sweaty,

by Anonymousreply 16910/16/2020

It was from an episode that I think was called "Inquisition" R158. About half way through, Wojo goes into Barney’s office to talk for a while. Then he goes to leave but turns around instead… fuck me!

I’ll see if I can upload the photo. I’m new here and I’m still learning my way around.

Those pics are smoking hot Tenlein. I've got a bunch too. His ass is hypnotic to me

by Anonymousreply 17010/16/2020

Wojo was in a lot of my fantasies growing up. I loved the way his pecs filled out those polyester shirts. He was my idea of the ideal man. Big, furry and muscular.

by Anonymousreply 17110/17/2020

Post all of your Wojo pics fellas!

by Anonymousreply 17210/17/2020

OK, here are all the caps I made from Barney Miller...

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by Anonymousreply 17310/17/2020

^BLESS YOU!

by Anonymousreply 17410/17/2020

Nice! Thanks r173

by Anonymousreply 17510/17/2020

It's also partly how the pants' pattern is cut. In the 70s, men's pants were cut to show and/or emphasize as much as possible, both front and back. We reveled in male sexuality back in the 70s.

There is an unfortunate thread going on about how awful the 70s were. For gay men that decade had its charms, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 17610/17/2020

Thanks R173 !! Fuck was he hot!!!

I know what I'm going to be doing tonight thanks to all those screen caps of Wojo. If anyone has any more pics of this hunk please keep 'em coming!

by Anonymousreply 17710/17/2020

I even loved him in the '80s with the longer hair in back and the handle bar moustache. He looked like a COLT Magazine model.

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by Anonymousreply 17810/17/2020

Was he Polish like the character he played?

by Anonymousreply 17910/17/2020

What origin is the surname Gail?

by Anonymousreply 18010/17/2020

I totally agree R178 Different look from Barney Miller, but still smoking hot.

I remember reading in some interview that his family came from Ireland R179 .Both sets of grandparents if I remember correctly.

by Anonymousreply 18110/17/2020

Not the greatest quality upload, but here is my favorite VPL cap of Max. Gaawd… I’d had given anything to be able to lick it, suck it, taste him.

Thanks for sharing R173 Those pics are the stuff wet dreams are made of!!. I’ll get my screen caps organized in an album too and share the link.

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by Anonymousreply 18210/17/2020

Not from Barney Miller, but still very hot shirtless pics of Max Gail. Did someone say he was fat??

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One last screen cap of his furry bare chest. From an episode of "The Streets of San Francisco"

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by Anonymousreply 18410/17/2020

I bet he walked into auditions and just took his clothes off.

"When can you start?"

by Anonymousreply 18510/17/2020

Good GAWD, R183, where is THAT from? It should be a crime to be that hot.

by Anonymousreply 18610/17/2020

This thread just keeps getting better and better, and it was already a great one.

That shot of Gail with the belt buckle nearly did me in R183. Where is it from?

by Anonymousreply 18710/18/2020

Quality sux, but the body is BANGIN'.

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by Anonymousreply 18810/18/2020

It's from a 1978 movie called "Like mom, like me", and he plays the part of a sheriff, R186 / R187. It's on youtube if you want to watch it (link below)

The movie itself is not all that great, and I mostly fast forwarding to his scenes. But Max Gail is hot as hell in it.

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by Anonymousreply 18910/18/2020

THE scene is just after the 1 hr 7 minute mark. WOOF!

by Anonymousreply 19010/18/2020

I was going through puberty when Barney Miller was on and to this day I remember staring at his big juicy butt.

by Anonymousreply 19110/18/2020

He has a nude scene in the movie he shot like in the 70s then I’ll be goddamned if I can find it on the net. And I know I downloaded it but I don’t know where it would be. He’s buck ass naked jumping up and down on the couch with this woman is sitting.

by Anonymousreply 19210/18/2020

Don't toy with my emotions R192., I'd pay a small fortune to see that hot beefy hunk of a MAN fully naked in his prime

by Anonymousreply 19310/18/2020

r189 If you're going to post a picture of Linda Lavin on DL, you are required to include a TRIGGER WARNING!

by Anonymousreply 19410/18/2020

Thank you to all who have posted pics and video. An EXTRA BIG Thank you to you, R173!!!!

by Anonymousreply 19510/18/2020

LOL!! I thought that myself after I posted the link R194 . All the hot material the had to choose from for the video’s thumbnail ,and they had to go with THAT.

by Anonymousreply 19610/18/2020

Love it when he walks into the bedroom and just rips his shirt off. And that muscle ass in those tight fitting pants rival anything seen in Barney Miller.

Thanks R189 (JD)! You made my day!

by Anonymousreply 19710/19/2020

Swoon-worthy!

by Anonymousreply 19810/19/2020

[quote] He has a nude scene in the movie he shot like in the 70s then I’ll be goddamned if I can find it on the net. And I know I downloaded it but I don’t know where it would be. He’s buck ass naked jumping up and down on the couch with this woman is sitting.

Do you remember the plot at least? It should be easy to deduce what it is from his IMDB list of credits from the ‘70s.

by Anonymousreply 19910/19/2020

At R189, there’s a scene just after the 1 hour 2 min mark where he walks around to LL on his knees and you get a lovely shot of that ass in tight, light-colored pants. I hope somebody got to eat it in its prime.

by Anonymousreply 20010/19/2020

You’re welcome R197. I love how the movie view count went up by over 200 views is less than 24 hours after we posted the link here. Imagine Max walking up to you back then, and tearing off this shirt in one move like that in front of you? I’d have him buck naked and bent over in 10 seconds or less.

I know the one R200. It’s going in my screen cap album I’m working on. If men back in the 70's were as sexual as what I’m reading here, there would have been guys lining up around the Universal parking lot and back waiting to eat his hot muscular ass. And I hope he didn’t shave it.

by Anonymousreply 20110/19/2020

Can you imagine spreading those rock-hard ass cheeks apart and sticking your tongue in there?

by Anonymousreply 20210/19/2020

Indeed, R202. All this Max Gail ass talk is making me rather horny.

by Anonymousreply 20310/19/2020

[quote] I know the one [R200]. It’s going in my screen cap album I’m working on. If men back in the 70's were as sexual as what I’m reading here, there would have been guys lining up around the Universal parking lot and back waiting to eat his hot muscular ass. And I hope he didn’t shave it.

Awesome! Can’t wait to see them.

And I’d be one of those men.

by Anonymousreply 20410/19/2020

[quote] I love how the movie view count went up by over 200 views is less than 24 hours after we posted the link here.

That’s great!

[quote] Imagine Max walking up to you back then, and tearing off this shirt in one move like that in front of you? I’d have him buck naked and bent over in 10 seconds or less.

I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 20510/19/2020

Dammit! I am so horny for Max right now! To whoever restarted this thread: BLESS YOU!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 20610/19/2020

[quote] Can you imagine spreading those rock-hard ass cheeks apart and sticking your tongue in there?

Been imagining that 10 times before coffee every morning, R202

[quote] I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted.

Hear, hear! I would let him do whatever he wanted, as long as he'd agree to fuck. But can you imagine how mind blowing it would be to feel the tightness of his ass squeezing your dick...

by Anonymousreply 20710/19/2020

Well, I can see that my dick and my right hand are not going to get a break today

by Anonymousreply 20810/19/2020

Caught the episode where all the detectives had to wear their blues for a day. Max filled out that blue serge quite nicely. There's just SOMEthing about a man in uniform. Or out of it for that matter.

Another episode, about a man with a cache of weapons in his apartment: At one point Wojo walks in with a bazooka/grenade launcher hanging from his shoulder. Nothing sexual about it at all. Nope, not a bit, none.😉

by Anonymousreply 20910/19/2020

I'm loving the hardcore tone that some of these comments about Max are taking....

by Anonymousreply 21010/19/2020

[quote] Dammit! I am so horny for Max right now! To whoever restarted this thread: BLESS YOU!!!!!

I started and restarted it. It’s definitely my pleasure!

by Anonymousreply 21110/19/2020

[quote] I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted. Hear, hear! I would let him do whatever he wanted, as long as he'd agree to fuck. But can you imagine how mind blowing it would be to feel the tightness of his ass squeezing your dick...

He'd be on top. Watching him do the pounding and feeling him thrusting in and out would be sooooooo satisfying

by Anonymousreply 21210/20/2020

I remember being a kid and stuck having to watch other siblings' shows (One set for the younguns, my parents motto) The only show worth watching was Barney Miller. Barney was cute to me (his laugh at the opening credits, so hot!) and of course followed by Max Gail, who never failed to cause--stirrings.

by Anonymousreply 21310/20/2020

Hal Linden was a handsome guy too. He’d bottom for Max for sure.

by Anonymousreply 21410/20/2020

Hal Linden was a handsome man, but there was something feral and primal about Max Gail's looks that deeply turned me on. Somehow I can't picture Max as a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 21510/20/2020

I could never see Max bottoming either. He is the epitome of manliness.

by Anonymousreply 21610/21/2020

All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

by Anonymousreply 21710/21/2020

"I" more than once. Did you? R217

by Anonymousreply 21810/21/2020

Even in middle age he was hot, and the ass was still on point.

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by Anonymousreply 21910/21/2020

I watched reruns of Barney Miller on Nick at Nite when I was 12 or 13, and being hypnotized by Wojo’s ass. Nice to know I’m in good company.

by Anonymousreply 22010/21/2020

[quote] All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

Me. With all the new photos, videos and explicit sex talk about Max I kept getting one hard on after another.

by Anonymousreply 22110/21/2020

[quote] Me. With all the new photos, videos and explicit sex talk about Max I kept getting one hard on after another.

Join the club!

by Anonymousreply 22210/21/2020

We almost tuned DL into Pornhub thanks to Max Gail

by Anonymousreply 22310/21/2020

[quote] All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

Damn near every day and twice of sundays R217

by Anonymousreply 22410/21/2020

He’s officially a DL favorite.

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by Anonymousreply 22510/21/2020

Yes daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 22610/21/2020

Can't imagine how he wouldn't be R225. I mean, just look at him...

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by Anonymousreply 22710/22/2020

^Gadzooks!

by Anonymousreply 22810/22/2020

Just for fun

Short Barney Miller outtake with Max pranking the cast

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by Anonymousreply 229Last Friday at 12:55 PM

I worked with a guy who looked like Max's twin. I'm sure you all would have loved him.

by Anonymousreply 230Last Friday at 12:57 PM

That picture at r226!

by Anonymousreply 231Last Friday at 1:01 PM

Lol R229!

by Anonymousreply 232Last Friday at 1:23 PM

[quote] I worked with a guy who looked like Max's twin. I'm sure you all would have loved him.

Lucky you!

by Anonymousreply 233Last Friday at 1:24 PM

Thinking of a flip-fuck session with Max in his prime is getting my dick hard. That still shot at the beginning of this thread makes me want to tap his ass, and then his nice thighs banging my ass.

by Anonymousreply 234Last Friday at 4:36 PM

[quote] Short Barney Miller outtake with Max pranking the cast

Never thought I'd be envious of a rubber chicken for being pressed up against Max's cock.

by Anonymousreply 235Last Friday at 6:11 PM

Oh yes R234... but first I'd make him lay down on his stomach and I'd drill his ass with my tongue for all it's worth. After I'm done eating him out, he could ravish my ass all he wanted with his massive beer can cock

by Anonymousreply 236Last Friday at 7:29 PM

For all the Max Gail ass eating crowd, (me included), I found this shot of Wojo laying face down good for fantasy fodder. Imagine coming home and find that on your bed

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by Anonymousreply 237Last Friday at 10:36 PM

^Yes, that’s the episode where they all had to quarantine at the station. When they turn in for the night, Wojo goes face down on his cot. 😋

by Anonymousreply 238Last Saturday at 1:49 AM

That ass looks mighty tempting R237. If I found him like that, it would be a long time before he could sit down good again 😈

by Anonymousreply 239Last Saturday at 2:17 PM

Back in his 70’s/80’s prime, I would have bottomed for Max anytime. He could flipped me however he wanted and slide every inch of his dick inside my ass up to his balls. Then I’d want for him to start plowing me hard and fast as his balls slap my asscheeks. That would send me over the edge quickly. He could cum anywhere he wanted.

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by Anonymousreply 240Last Sunday at 1:18 PM

^HOT!

by Anonymousreply 241Last Sunday at 3:47 PM

Indeed R240... I'm so glad I came upon this thread. I hope OP doesn't mind the sexually explicit stuff we've been writing about.

by Anonymousreply 242Last Sunday at 4:52 PM

Turned me gay watching Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 243Last Sunday at 5:00 PM

Lol me too R243.

I wonder how many growing boys were single handedly turned gay by Max Gail playing Wojo on Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 244Last Sunday at 5:33 PM

I looked so like that kid in OP's clip in the 70s...it gave me a shock.

by Anonymousreply 245Last Sunday at 5:39 PM

Reminds me of Lou Zivkovitch

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by Anonymousreply 246Last Sunday at 6:04 PM

Same seventies sex appeal

by Anonymousreply 247Last Monday at 4:22 AM

Scruff is pretty good; their searches are much better than Grindr's and it doesn't seem plagued with people trying to scam you. I've certainly never been messaged on there by someone claiming to be a US military guy or all the other crap you get on Grindr. I also like that can filter not only on the types of men you're into, but what others are into. Gets rid of the trans and their chasers. No objection to them living their lives but get them off an app made for men looking for sex with men.

by Anonymousreply 248Last Monday at 4:29 AM

did you find Max Gail on SCRUFF?

by Anonymousreply 249Last Monday at 4:41 AM

I'm so happy we have this thread. When I was a kid, I thought he was so sexy on TV but wondered why no one else thought he was a sex symbol.

Happy to see others did too

by Anonymousreply 250Last Monday at 5:33 AM

R249 - yes.

He told me all about how DL has gone a bit ker-razy today and threads keep appearing in the wrong place.

by Anonymousreply 251Last Monday at 6:00 AM

[quote]Indeed [R240]... I'm so glad I came upon this thread. I hope OP doesn't mind the sexually explicit stuff we've been writing about.

Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

by Anonymousreply 252Last Monday at 7:55 AM

I hope he gets to explore his latent bottom side in your story

by Anonymousreply 253Last Monday at 8:58 AM

Not a bad looking man for 75 (now 77).

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by Anonymousreply 254Last Monday at 9:02 AM

He won a much deserved Emmy last year for his role on GH.

by Anonymousreply 255Last Monday at 9:04 AM

Showing his house.

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by Anonymousreply 256Last Monday at 9:05 AM

70s and 80s Max could have rode me raw any time!

by Anonymousreply 257Last Monday at 9:42 AM

He did DC Cab for Joel Schumacher. Wonder if Joel got a taste of Max's mega meat for the casting couch?

by Anonymousreply 258Last Monday at 9:56 AM

Was Joel into big, beefy Colt Model-type guys, or blonde twinks?

by Anonymousreply 259Last Monday at 9:57 AM

[quote] Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

Awesome! Thanks OP. And I can't wait to read that story!

by Anonymousreply 260Last Monday at 2:22 PM

he's still pretty hot

is he the sole survivor of the cast of Barny Miller?

by Anonymousreply 261Last Monday at 2:41 PM

[quote] I'm so happy we have this thread. When I was a kid, I thought he was so sexy on TV but wondered why no one else thought he was a sex symbol. Happy to see others did too

You are hardly alone R250. There's enough lust going around for primetime Maxxx on this thread alone to combust the server.

by Anonymousreply 262Last Monday at 2:48 PM

r261 Gregory Sierra and Linda Lavin are still with us.

by Anonymousreply 263Last Monday at 2:52 PM

Hal Linden too. He's 90

by Anonymousreply 264Last Monday at 2:58 PM

^ Also, Barney fucking Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 265Last Monday at 2:58 PM

I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot...

by Anonymousreply 266Last Monday at 3:15 PM

I agree

by Anonymousreply 267Last Monday at 3:25 PM

I always got Hal Linden and Judd Hirsch confused

by Anonymousreply 268Last Monday at 4:27 PM

Hal was more gentlemanly

by Anonymousreply 269Last Monday at 5:28 PM

There’s an episode where Wojo has to transport some criminal to another state, but he’s apprehensive because he’s afraid to fly. Harris gives him the salacious Erica Jong book “Fear of Flying” to take his mind off of his fear and put his mind on the sex in the book. Something about that plot line was so hot to me. Harris and Wojo did sort of have a bit of chemistry going, with Wojo always nagging Harris about his metrosexuality and Harris goading Wojo for being an undignified oaf. If Wojo would’ve boned any of them, it would’ve definitely been Harris, who was always sort of suspect to me anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 270Last Monday at 5:32 PM

[quote] Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

So looking forward to that OP!

[quote] I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot...

Oh yes! That would be prime jackoff material too. To any fantasy writers out there.. hint, hint

by Anonymousreply 271Last Tuesday at 12:21 AM

I just re-read all the comments from the past 2 weeks...

I wonder what Max Gail would think if he read all the posts here from a bunch of guys that want to screw his brains out 😂

by Anonymousreply 272Last Tuesday at 2:12 AM

r272 ..... or vicey versy

by Anonymousreply 273Last Tuesday at 2:33 AM

Good Lord, now I've seen it all. Resurrecting a thread started eight years ago...about Max Gail?

by Anonymousreply 274Last Tuesday at 3:35 AM

Why not?

by Anonymousreply 275Last Tuesday at 4:22 AM

Of course Ron Glass (Harris) was gay in real life, and probably did want to bone Wojo/Max.

by Anonymousreply 276Last Tuesday at 5:18 AM

DIdn't know that

by Anonymousreply 277Last Tuesday at 5:21 AM

Love that body type. Reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld saying the female body was a work of art, but the male body was utilitarian, like a Jeep.

by Anonymousreply 278Last Tuesday at 6:11 AM

Someone should do a study to determine just how many gay men TV images of Max Gail pulled out of the closet.

by Anonymousreply 279Last Tuesday at 6:18 AM

HOT!

by Anonymousreply 280Last Tuesday at 6:18 AM

Yes Ron Glass was gay and for a time was dating Anthony Geary aka Luke of Luke and Laura

by Anonymousreply 281Last Tuesday at 8:11 AM

[quote]I wonder what Max Gail would think if he read all the posts here from a bunch of guys that want to screw his brains out 😂

If the story at R134 has any validity, I don't think he'd mind.

by Anonymousreply 282Last Tuesday at 8:30 AM

Max likes chocolate, so if he goes the gay way, I think black men would definitely be on the menu.

by Anonymousreply 283Last Tuesday at 8:37 AM

Max Gail fucked me in the ass on Christmas morning!

by Anonymousreply 284Last Tuesday at 12:56 PM

taht would be my dream

by Anonymousreply 285Last Tuesday at 1:49 PM

^Can u walk?

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by Anonymousreply 286Last Tuesday at 1:50 PM

[quote] Max Gail fucked me in the ass on Christmas morning!

That would be the best Christmas present ever. I'll start writing my letter to Santa.

by Anonymousreply 287Last Tuesday at 1:52 PM

For all of you Max Gail enthusiasts:

The Aliens Are Coming (1980)

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by Anonymousreply 288Last Tuesday at 2:21 PM

I’ve watched it on YouTube before. I love when he’s possessed and his eyes turn day-glo green.

by Anonymousreply 289Last Tuesday at 2:30 PM

Is that when he initiates anal penetration?

by Anonymousreply 290Last Tuesday at 3:54 PM

I was about 9 the first time I saw Max Gail in Barney Miller. I remember Wojo made me feel "funny". I was drawn to him in a very powerful way, and I couldn't take my eyes off of his body, but I didn't know why or what to do with it. As time went by I figured out what I wanted to do with it lol.

by Anonymousreply 291Yesterday at 12:37 AM

I know the scene R289. I also like to watch his balls giggle inside those loose fitting pajama pants as he approaches the refrigerator

by Anonymousreply 292Yesterday at 1:14 AM

I just watched the jiggling balls scene. Hot indeed.

by Anonymousreply 293Yesterday at 1:22 AM

^ I meant "jiggle", not "giggle"... My blood supply was not entirely in my brain when I typed that 😅

by Anonymousreply 294Yesterday at 1:33 AM

I want him in me, QUITE deeply.

by Anonymousreply 295Yesterday at 1:42 AM

I hear you R295. That's be the best way to start your morning right. With Max's cock DEEP inside bareback, and shooting loads of hot cum up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 296Yesterday at 2:06 AM

A morning where Max rides me and shoots deep inside of me....and after a few quiet minutes, he gets rock hard again and keeps going, wanting more.....

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by Anonymousreply 297Yesterday at 8:15 AM

Several lovely tidbits I didn't know in here, especially at the end

That he played a gay man on Drew Carey

and that apparently, he was in something with noted DL cunt Linda Lavin where he was shirtless....and some fledgling queen DROPPED HER PIZZA when they saw this scene!

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by Anonymousreply 298Yesterday at 8:21 AM

FUN!

by Anonymousreply 299Yesterday at 9:06 AM

R298, the Linda Lavin movie is discussed and posted upthread. Also a couple a screenshots of Max shirtless are upthread.

by Anonymousreply 300Yesterday at 9:14 AM

Half of the Eldergay couple - with the late Adam West - on Drew Carey.

Has anyone seen this?

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by Anonymousreply 301Yesterday at 9:14 AM

D A D D Y!

by Anonymousreply 302Yesterday at 9:16 AM

Does Max know that he makes some gay men moister than a snack cake?

by Anonymousreply 303Yesterday at 2:16 PM

[quote] I hear you [R295]. That's be the best way to start your morning right. With Max's cock DEEP inside bareback, and shooting loads of hot cum up your ass.

Getting woken up in the morning by Max pushing his thick hard cock inside my ass... I'd surrender about a year's salary to be able to experience that just once.

by Anonymousreply 304Yesterday at 2:42 PM

[quote] Does Max know that he makes some gay men moister than a snack cake?

Let’s send him out some psychic vibes! Maybe he’ll be sitting around somewhere and get a sudden, mysterious hard-on and think...hmmm? Wonder what that’s all about?

by Anonymousreply 305Yesterday at 3:42 PM

maybe his hole even quivers

by Anonymousreply 306Yesterday at 6:27 PM

I wouldn't mind doing an investigation R306, even now.

by Anonymousreply 307Yesterday at 7:06 PM

Does anyone know of any more movies or tv series Max did during the 70's and 80's that show him shirtless or otherwise unclothed ?

For a man with such a smoking hot body he wasn't undress on camera nearly enough.

by Anonymousreply 30820 hours ago

I want Max to look me in the eye and call out my name as he gushes his big load inside me.

by Anonymousreply 30915 hours ago

^I concur!

by Anonymousreply 31012 hours ago

He looks good in the opening credits.

MAXWELL GAIL, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 31110 hours ago

he's the man

by Anonymousreply 3129 hours ago

The name Gail is too femmy for me.

As it should have been for him.

Hard pass.

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