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Max Gail

Beefy actor best known as Stan "Wojo" Wojciehowicz on "Barney Miiier". Here's a clip of him in short-shorts from the 1980 TV movie "The Aliens are Coming". Woof!

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by Anonymousreply 600November 25, 2020 3:32 AM

Can you imagine diving face-first into that enormous muscle ass?

by Anonymousreply 1April 15, 2012 11:49 PM

Oh yes, R1. Imagine the musk. I think I just may have to invest in the Barney Miller DVDs now.

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by Anonymousreply 2April 16, 2012 12:06 AM

Max at the wrap party with his (now deceased) wife Willie Beir. Look at that chest fur!

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by Anonymousreply 3April 16, 2012 12:09 AM

Matthew Laborteaux (Albert from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE) is the little boy in the OP's link. I think he grew up to be gay. I bet Max's hot muscle ass gave him mastorbation fodder all through adolescence and beyond.

by Anonymousreply 4April 16, 2012 12:15 AM

If he's gay, R4, I'm sure he did dream of that big, furry body. Here's a close-up of that muscle butt.

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by Anonymousreply 5April 16, 2012 12:29 AM

Max played Jay Mohr's hippie father on "Gary Unmarried." He just turned 69 earlier this month. He is still a hot daddy.

by Anonymousreply 6April 16, 2012 12:34 AM

Insanely hot swim relay - Selleck, Aames, Gail, Gregory Harrison and others.

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by Anonymousreply 7April 16, 2012 12:36 AM

He's 69! What an appropriate number for what I'd've like to have done with him back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 8April 16, 2012 12:38 AM

He had a rare lead role as a studly contemporary artist in HEARTBREAKERS with Nick Mancuso.

He's Native American, and he went to Williams College.

by Anonymousreply 9April 16, 2012 12:40 AM

He's in that Mike Rowe vein of beefy, hairy, studly and hot. I'd take those guys over the waxed, shaved and carved out of stone types anyday.

by Anonymousreply 10April 16, 2012 12:45 AM

now this is a good thread. is matthew really gay?

by Anonymousreply 11April 16, 2012 12:46 AM

Knock yourselves out:

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by Anonymousreply 12April 16, 2012 12:46 AM

I wonder if he's wearing underwear under those shorts in the video. Probably not. Uuuhhhhnnnhh!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13April 16, 2012 12:52 AM

Quit/cut back acting for a while after his wife died to take care of their children.

by Anonymousreply 14April 16, 2012 1:15 AM

Tom Sellek was insanely hot in that swimming clip.

by Anonymousreply 15April 16, 2012 1:24 AM

What a beautiful absence of body shame.

Last night my partner and I went to a Retro Disco fundraiser, and I was again struck by how sexy the clothing in the '70s was. Fabrics aside, it was a major turn on to see men's chests, butts and bulges front and center again. And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing.

What the hell happened to that?

by Anonymousreply 16April 16, 2012 1:34 AM

It was really a sexual time, the 70s. And Max Gail looked fucking hot in those threads. YUM.

by Anonymousreply 17April 16, 2012 1:41 AM

Ugh, Howard Cosell. I forgot how annoying he was.

They didn't even have the courtesy to show me a full body shot of Greg Evigan. How rude!

by Anonymousreply 18April 16, 2012 1:48 AM

He is constantly bending over, ass to the camera in that clip. Who directed that thing?

And is that Caroline McWilliams in the clip?

by Anonymousreply 19April 16, 2012 1:49 AM

I once had a dream that Max and his "Barney Miller" co-star Ron Glass (at right in the linked photo) had been lovers for a brief time in the 70s and both longed for each other in the present day. I made like Emma Woodhouse and manipulated them into rekindling their romance. Even though it was all a figment of my twisted subconscious, I still get really happy when I think of either of them.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 16, 2012 1:53 AM

Yes, I think that's Caroline as the wife. Max totally has that late 70s/early 80s gay trucker bareback porn stud look going on in the clip. Even the cinematography has that old gay porn look.

by Anonymousreply 21April 16, 2012 1:55 AM

yes dad!

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by Anonymousreply 22April 16, 2012 2:15 AM

Check out Donna Dixon and Scott Baio checking out his meaty ass @ 0:58 in this clip.

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by Anonymousreply 23April 16, 2012 2:33 AM

Did the US start to go to hell when Barney Miller (and Max Gail) went off the air?

by Anonymousreply 24April 16, 2012 2:42 AM

Somebody watched D.C. Cab on TV today!

by Anonymousreply 25April 16, 2012 2:43 AM

R25 No, but I'm kinda wishing I did...

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by Anonymousreply 26April 16, 2012 2:49 AM

No volume, but Gail from "Barnaby Jones" -

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by Anonymousreply 27April 16, 2012 4:07 AM

Mr Max look like he forget to bath. You can tell from photo he has B.O.

Yech. Be clean Mr. Max. Chung Ho like clean men. Everyone in North Korea stink like Asians but Chung Ho take bath so he smell like soap

by Anonymousreply 28April 16, 2012 5:20 AM

Dammit, that's a MAN!

by Anonymousreply 29April 16, 2012 5:53 AM

WHET Matt L.?

by Anonymousreply 30April 16, 2012 10:04 AM

[quote]Gail has a twin sister, actress Mary Gail.

She gotta be a hard-looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 31April 16, 2012 10:57 AM

r21, I was thinking the same thing. I kept waiting for Jack Wrangler to walk up in back of Max and drag him off to the bushes.

by Anonymousreply 32April 16, 2012 11:16 AM

Battle of the Network Stars is so funny. Ladies and gentleman, actors doing sports! It's the battle of the Judys as Judy Norton-Taylor in the middle lane takes on Judy Landers in the near lane...

So funny. It was just an excuse to get the guys in speedos, wasn't it? Loved it.

by Anonymousreply 33April 16, 2012 11:44 AM

He and Adam West played lovers on an episode of some sit-com a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 34April 16, 2012 1:59 PM

"The Drew Carey Show" was where Gail and West were a couple.

by Anonymousreply 35April 16, 2012 5:07 PM

There are a couple of great episodes of Barney Miller where Wojo interacts with gay men.

First we have Marty (small-time criminal) and his "friend" Mr. Driscoll. Mr. Driscoll is having problems with custody issues with his son. Watching Wojo trying to wrap his mind around the idea that a gay man could have a son is quite wonderful. Very 70's.

And then there is Vitelli, the gay cop who is outed by Wojo. Turns out Vitelli has friends in high places and ends up getting promoted instead of getting kicked off the force.

by Anonymousreply 36April 16, 2012 5:19 PM

Thanks for posting this, OP. I had done searches for "The Aliens are Coming" miniseries on Youtube before to no avail. The barechested Max scene I believe is only in the miniseries version and not the edited 2-hour TV movie version. Although I could have sworn he had been washing a car in a pair of cut-offs in that scene. Youthful wishful thinking I guess...

by Anonymousreply 37April 16, 2012 7:04 PM

LOL R32

by Anonymousreply 38April 17, 2012 11:26 PM

Even as a kid, I've always been attracted to middle-aged guys.

I used to watch every ep of Barney Miller, just because I was in love with Wojo. When I was alone, I'd kiss the tv screen lol.

And same for Hogan's Heroes, that Hogan was a damn fine piece of man-meat.

by Anonymousreply 39April 17, 2012 11:48 PM

Another 80's hottie. 40 seconds into the intro. Rarely watched the show, but ALWAYS watched the credits !!

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by Anonymousreply 40April 17, 2012 11:55 PM

Back in the early 1990's, Max Gail played a gay art dealer in the Wild West in the tv movie "Sodbusters". He had the hots for the hot black blacksmith.

by Anonymousreply 41April 17, 2012 11:56 PM

Well, based on his first wife it certainly appears he likes the dark meat.

by Anonymousreply 42April 18, 2012 12:08 AM

Not wanting to sidetrack the conversation, but speaking of the Barney Miller TV show, is Ron Glass gay? He always plays refined characters, somewhat effete, and the man has never been married.

I always found him very attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 43April 18, 2012 12:29 AM

I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles. I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

by Anonymousreply 44April 18, 2012 12:35 AM

Fans of Max will like the 1:00 mark of this clip.

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by Anonymousreply 45April 18, 2012 12:51 AM

Ron Glass is gay as a goose.

by Anonymousreply 46April 18, 2012 12:55 AM

Ron Glass played the "metrosexual" on Barney Miller before the word even existed.

by Anonymousreply 47April 18, 2012 1:09 AM

That's all the better, R42

by Anonymousreply 48April 18, 2012 11:21 PM

HOT

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by Anonymousreply 49April 18, 2012 11:22 PM

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see, R44. Linden was a fox too.

by Anonymousreply 50April 18, 2012 11:23 PM

Does anyone know what episode of "Barney Miller" has Max barechested?

by Anonymousreply 51April 18, 2012 11:59 PM

Eewwww! Gross. All those tight clothes. You can see outlines.

by Anonymousreply 52April 19, 2012 12:03 AM

Hal Linden was a very hot man. But Max in those tight polyester pants of Wojo's--WO HO!

by Anonymousreply 53April 19, 2012 2:20 AM

R51, there's one episode where Wojo is at home. We see him wearing a robe but it's open and we get a good view of his hairy chest.

The episode dealt with one of Wojo's girlfriends. I'm not sure it's the girlfriend who is a former hooker.

by Anonymousreply 54April 19, 2012 2:39 AM

R40, he did a movie sometime in the early 70's where he was nude. You not only saw Mr. Johnson, you saw the the well Baby Jessica fell down in.

There are clips of it, I used to have it before my hard drive died.

by Anonymousreply 55April 19, 2012 2:46 AM

Martin Kove clip for R40

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by Anonymousreply 56April 19, 2012 2:49 AM

R56, that clip was...something.

by Anonymousreply 57April 20, 2012 12:50 AM

Whoa. What a waste of Martin Kove's hot nude young body!

by Anonymousreply 58April 20, 2012 12:58 AM

These two hunks, max gail and Martin Kove were and still are my male ideals, GOD I used to jerk off to them so many times when young.

by Anonymousreply 59April 20, 2012 1:06 AM

And what an ass on Kove! YUM

by Anonymousreply 60April 20, 2012 2:08 PM

I guess it's time for my bulge to make an appearance in this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 61April 20, 2012 2:27 PM

No Fred, it is not time for you.

by Anonymousreply 62April 20, 2012 4:15 PM

R62, are you Stepfanie Kramer?

by Anonymousreply 63April 20, 2012 7:30 PM

It was clear that Freddie Dryer hated underwear (much like Jon Hamm). Whenever Fred wore jeans, you could clearly tell which side he decided to tuck on for the day.

by Anonymousreply 64April 20, 2012 7:33 PM

Lol, check out the loving closeup of Matt Houston's bulge with "Chariots of Fire" playing in the background (at 3:30). There must have been a lot of gay tv directors back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 65April 20, 2012 7:58 PM

I blame you guys for rewatching Barney Miller. Loved Jack Soo.

by Anonymousreply 66April 20, 2012 8:17 PM

Happy to oblige, R66

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by Anonymousreply 67April 20, 2012 8:23 PM

LOL what the fuck was that Martin Kove clip?

by Anonymousreply 68April 20, 2012 8:32 PM

It is hilarious isn't it, R68? It's from the Warhol/Morrissey film "Women in Revolt". It starred transgender actresses/Warhol staples Candy Darling, Jackie Curtis and Holly Woodlawn (who's in the clip with Martin).

by Anonymousreply 69April 20, 2012 8:36 PM

Gawd! The actress in the OP's clip is AWFUL!

by Anonymousreply 70April 20, 2012 8:54 PM

Really hot hunks

by Anonymousreply 71April 20, 2012 11:17 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 72May 3, 2012 2:48 AM

This is a great thread. I can remember watching Barney Miller and focusing on Wojo. There are a couple of episodes where its pretty evident he didn't wear underware under those tight double knits. One scene in particular is burned in my memory where you could see the outline of his cock head and all. Ahhh, those were the days

by Anonymousreply 73May 3, 2012 5:25 AM

Hot daddies

by Anonymousreply 74May 3, 2012 8:21 AM

WHICH EPISODE WAS THAT, R73?????

by Anonymousreply 75May 3, 2012 9:43 PM

OP, we owe you, best thread in months, just thinking about Max has put me en heat, I need a Max,now!!!!

by Anonymousreply 76May 3, 2012 10:11 PM

Thanks, me too

by Anonymousreply 77May 3, 2012 10:19 PM

You're welcome, R76! I need Wojo too!

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by Anonymousreply 78May 3, 2012 10:28 PM

R75, If I remember correctly it was the episode where Wojo's girlfriend makes the pot laced brownies. Wojo, Harris, Yemana and Fish all eat them.

by Anonymousreply 79May 4, 2012 1:33 AM

Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 80May 4, 2012 3:17 AM

Thanks, R79! Here are some excerpts from that episode. Gawd was he HOT!

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by Anonymousreply 81May 4, 2012 10:26 PM

Yikes, that gave me a Hardon

by Anonymousreply 82May 4, 2012 10:54 PM

Fuck me!

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by Anonymousreply 83May 31, 2012 1:53 AM

[quote]Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

Ewwwwww. Tony was so gross-looking.

by Anonymousreply 84May 31, 2012 4:36 PM

Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

by Anonymousreply 85May 31, 2012 10:33 PM

[quote]I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles.

I did the same thing!

[quote]I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

OMG—a whole new angle to my Max Gail fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 86June 1, 2012 2:31 AM

Max was cute with his hair cropped short, but when he grew it out long (while still thin on top) it was an epic fail and he looked ridiculous. I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

by Anonymousreply 87June 1, 2012 12:12 PM

Arrest me, I'm guilty!

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by Anonymousreply 88June 1, 2012 12:13 PM

[quote]I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

OMG he's in that? I used to LOVE that movie!

by Anonymousreply 89June 1, 2012 10:32 PM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 90June 17, 2012 2:36 AM

His name should be Max Tail, 'cause he's got a great one!

by Anonymousreply 91July 7, 2012 12:58 AM

[quote]Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

I'd bet my entire bank account on it

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by Anonymousreply 92July 7, 2012 1:02 AM

GORGEOUS

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by Anonymousreply 93July 21, 2012 11:26 PM

from Super Password

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by Anonymousreply 94July 22, 2012 5:22 AM

UP

by Anonymousreply 95July 24, 2012 12:45 AM

bumpimg

by Anonymousreply 96July 27, 2012 1:37 AM

Back in the day, I'd've liked for him to grab hold of me, throw me down on the floor and pin me with his big muscular legs as he kissed me until I could barely breath. Then he'd take his clothes off, rip mine off of me and then...

by Anonymousreply 97July 27, 2012 1:41 AM

I like all these posts about Max Gail as I thought I was the only one who wanted to screw him--I had little idea he was so "appreciated" and I wonder if he's seen all these posts. Well, in hopes he does read them here's one more: my fantasy is to take a sturdy fraternity paddle and have at that ass of his until he moans owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww--this would work best with him in a cowboy outfit with the wide open shirt (significant of the wide open guy) or maybe a cop uniform in keeping with the Barney Miller idea. Then after his ample cheeks had been ravaged sufficiently with the lickin stick he'd get greased up and plowed--those asscheeks would provide alot of cushion to the pushin and I'd do my best to squash them flat.....

by Anonymousreply 98July 27, 2012 3:02 AM

r93/94/95/97 is the insane JanBot Troll of the Jackson threads. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 99July 27, 2012 7:58 AM

R99, and your point is...?

I think I'll Trolldar you and see what you're all about. Oh, and stay mad.

And, love it, R98!

by Anonymousreply 100July 27, 2012 1:06 PM

Some people have no taste.

by Anonymousreply 101July 27, 2012 1:22 PM

I'd love to "taste" Max.

by Anonymousreply 102July 27, 2012 7:17 PM

I was a set extra on Barney Miller back in the 70s. The pay wasn’t much, but it was great exposure. I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school. On Barney, I usually played a juvenile delinquent being brought in by one of the cops. I even got to say a line once on the episode where Wojo dates the ex-hooker. The cast was relatively friendly, if a little too into themselves. Sometimes I’d walk across the soundstage and pretend I was the various characters on the show. I knew that if I stayed positive and made myself available, I’d achieve my dream of becoming one of the Ernie Flatt dancers on Carol Burnett’s show, or maybe even a guest spot on the Love Boat!! One night I was alone on the soundstage after everyone had left, contemplating my future as an actor. I pulled out my flask of vodka and began to drink from it, getting a bit tipsy. I was thinking that I was all alone when suddenly I thought I heard a noise from behind one of the set walls. A rat, perhaps? “Who’s THERE?” I asked, several times. Thinking it was a rat, I went back to my faux soliloquy when suddenly I heard pounding footsteps behind me. Before I could turn around, I was tackled and thrown to the floor. As I struggled in the dark, I tried to see who it was when I felt a furry object fall onto my face. It was a toupee – that is when I realized it was MAX!! “L-l-let go of me, you b-b-b-bastard!” I yelled. But he was too strong for me and his massive hands began to rip my t-shirt into shreds. I pushed his face away when he tried to kiss me, and he slapped me hard across my cheek – several times! I went limp from shock and simply gave up as his meaty, naked body covered mine, and he squeezed me in bear hug as his tongue roughly probed me ear. “Yeah, you make me hot – been noticing you on my set. Tonight you’re auditioning for ME – YOU GOT IT?”. He sounded insane. All this time he had been STALKING me!!! I remember the strong scent of mansweat and Old Spice. My Fruit of the Looms were like cheap pieces of paper in his hands as he ripped them from my firm, but quivering loins. “S-s-s-stop! Please! I don’t want to DO THIS!!” I protested. “SHUT UP, you big queen!” he snarled, punching me in my ribs as he used his knees to roughly force my thighs apart. He violently lifted my legs up over his shoulders. I pushed against his massive hairy chest, but that only seemed to arouse him and make him laugh. Then without warning, I felt his brutal thrust into my mangarden – he-he-he RAPED me!!! Right on the soundstage of Barney Miller!! On and on it went for about five minutes. Drool began to drip from the sides of his mouth into my EYES!! He relentlessly humped me – I thought it would NEVER end. He was so large and heavy, I lost my breath several times, almost passing out. I felt his body quiver, and he moaned loudly as he released his seed INTO ME!! He fell on top of me in a sweaty, hairy heap of manflesh. He lay on top of me for what seemed hours. I only wanted to shower to wash off his scent from my body. Finally, he got up, pulled his pants back on, put his toupee on his head, snickered at my violated body and left.

The next day I went to NBC. ANIMAL!!

by Anonymousreply 103July 27, 2012 11:08 PM

^^^Oh...my...

by Anonymousreply 104July 27, 2012 11:14 PM

R103, people being raped by Max Gail do not say things like "he humped me." You obviously are a sick fantasist. Stop or we will call the police

by Anonymousreply 105July 28, 2012 1:46 AM

I wonder what Max's natural body scent is like.

by Anonymousreply 106July 28, 2012 1:50 AM

bump!

by Anonymousreply 107August 7, 2012 1:09 AM

[quote] I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school.

I didn't know Lois had an acting school...

by Anonymousreply 108August 19, 2012 3:00 AM

bump for sexy Max

by Anonymousreply 109October 7, 2012 12:54 AM

Max Gail, when he played Wojo, should have had his butt paddled, spanked, fucked and generally flattened. I loved that friendly, dumb act combined with an ass that desperately screamed "spank me". Now Max Gail looks like somebody's worst nightmare of their old Aunt Mabel gone awry.

by Anonymousreply 110October 7, 2012 2:16 AM

I wonder what his body scent was like back then. I would've gulped his bathwater.

by Anonymousreply 111October 7, 2012 2:22 AM

I had such a huge crush on him back then.

by Anonymousreply 112October 7, 2012 2:23 AM

Me too, R112. I loved the dumb himbo schtick.

by Anonymousreply 113October 7, 2012 6:33 PM

The sensitive side of Max -

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by Anonymousreply 114October 7, 2012 8:58 PM

Very nice, R114.

And I would definitely still hit it.

by Anonymousreply 115October 7, 2012 9:29 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 116November 2, 2012 1:17 AM

:)

by Anonymousreply 117November 2, 2012 1:28 AM

bump for guy in the Celebrities doing porn thread

by Anonymousreply 118December 9, 2012 12:02 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 119December 22, 2012 6:48 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 120May 16, 2013 9:44 AM

BUMP!

by Anonymousreply 121July 11, 2013 1:56 AM

Bump for sexy Max

by Anonymousreply 122July 12, 2013 11:34 PM

What a hot, masculine man! I saw him often on the Universal lot. He was aggressively flirtacious. Very nice. Never did him and still regret it.

by Anonymousreply 123August 8, 2014 3:19 PM

Oh, Daddy!

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by Anonymousreply 124August 9, 2014 7:16 PM

He's no Gregory Harrisburg

by Anonymousreply 125November 23, 2016 10:17 AM

I remember the episode which might have featured either the characters from r36 's post. I'm paraphrasing:

Woj: Didn't you ever think about having sex with a man?

Barney: No.

Woj: Well,...... (just a deer in the headlights reaction)

Woj had obviously thought about it.

by Anonymousreply 126November 23, 2016 11:45 AM

[quote]And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing. What the hell happened to that?

Pussified millennials, that's what. They're terrified of be objectified by someone else in public, so most of them go for a look that is as asexual as possible.

by Anonymousreply 127November 23, 2016 12:04 PM

Max's only physical defect was that hair. He finally buzzed it down later in life and he looked so much better as a man with MPB who wasn't trying to hide it anymore. The combover is a dick wilter from the word go.

by Anonymousreply 128November 23, 2016 12:06 PM

Max was my kind of lunk.

by Anonymousreply 129November 23, 2016 1:17 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 130December 3, 2016 4:40 AM

Now that you mention it r128, I'm starting to sexualize combovers.

by Anonymousreply 131December 3, 2016 4:51 AM

BUMP for this sexy daddy

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by Anonymousreply 132October 7, 2020 6:52 AM

Sexy as fuck on Barney Miller. So was Hal Linden. A night with the two of them would have been heaven.

by Anonymousreply 133October 7, 2020 6:55 AM

Hot story some guy recalls about sucking Max off at a Hollywood hills bear party.

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by Anonymousreply 134October 7, 2020 7:10 AM

This thread is from 2012. If I could press a button and go back to 2012, but five random people in the world would die, I'd do it.

by Anonymousreply 135October 7, 2020 7:42 AM

Wojo!

by Anonymousreply 136October 7, 2020 1:27 PM

The way those tight double knit slacks stretched over Gail's amply muscled ass on "Barney Miller" was a joy to behold. I'm pissed that as of Monday Antenna TV replaced the 2 episodes of "Barney Miller" Mon-Fri at 6pm with that crapfest "Growing Pains".

Just look at that thing.

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by Anonymousreply 137October 7, 2020 2:21 PM

He built up that ass tap dancing.

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by Anonymousreply 138October 7, 2020 2:31 PM

Never mind, I misread it. Piano player.

by Anonymousreply 139October 7, 2020 2:33 PM

He was one of those guys who thought he was built but he was just fat.

by Anonymousreply 140October 7, 2020 2:35 PM

I love that one of the few threads from 2012 that is still open is about this big beefy hunk!

by Anonymousreply 141October 7, 2020 2:36 PM

I caught him on a couple episodes of Cannon recently. The combover was pretty distracting in both episodes though, you had to keep your eyes on the ass.

I think the first episode he wasn’t even credited, but it’s listed on his IMDB.

by Anonymousreply 142October 7, 2020 2:45 PM

He still has the cutest smile. The slight imperfection in his tooth structure makes his smile all the more adorable.

by Anonymousreply 143October 7, 2020 3:21 PM

^I agree. And I love that he recently won an Emmy for his wonderful turn as Sonny's Alzheimer's-tricken father on General Hospital.

by Anonymousreply 144October 7, 2020 4:05 PM

[quote]The way those tight double knit slacks stretched over Gail's amply muscled ass on "Barney Miller" was a joy to behold. I'm pissed that as of Monday Antenna TV replaced the 2 episodes of "Barney Miller" Mon-Fri at 6pm with that crapfest "Growing Pains".

Ugh, that pissed me off too. His ass was like the seventh wonder.

by Anonymousreply 145October 7, 2020 4:06 PM

I think watching Max Gail in "Barney Miller" as a kid single-handedly turned me into an ass lover!

by Anonymousreply 146October 7, 2020 4:12 PM

And that gun strapped on his side on Barney Miller made that ass that much hotter. Such power, physically and figuratively.

by Anonymousreply 147October 7, 2020 7:14 PM

I believe that story at R134.

by Anonymousreply 148October 7, 2020 7:16 PM

Max Gail must be pretty old now--well into his 70s.

He was so great at playing big dumb lunks that it's impressive he went to Williams College.

by Anonymousreply 149October 7, 2020 7:43 PM

He liked black snatch. His two wives were black and his kids are mixed. Only a black woman (or man) could likely handle what’s going on in those pants.

by Anonymousreply 150October 7, 2020 11:27 PM

I’m sorry to bring up this thread again that is years old, I hope it won’t annoy anyone. I searched for Max Gail online and this page came up. I’m 36 and born in Barcelona, so I did not grow up with the show "Barney Miller". It’s only been for the past few months that I’ve learned of the show, and started watching the reruns. Now I’m in hell. I can’t take my eyes off of Max/Wojo every time he's on the screen. I don’t care about the other characters, I only look for him. I’ve never been caught up on an impossible crush on an actor before. This is a first for me, and I’m having a very rough time with it. I want that stud so badly it hurts. He was so beautiful… gorgeous masculine face, perfectly round big muscular ass, bulging muscles everywhere on his massive glorious body. The outline of his cock so often in plain view under those skin tight trousers… Sometimes I stare at this still I have from one of the episodes, where his cock is freely hanging down his pant leg along his inner thigh, and it is so well defined that you can make out its length, girth, shape... I get lost in it. I can’t stop fantasizing about kissing him till he begs for air, sucking him off, and burying my face deep in his ass. Visualizing in my mind what it’d be like to fuck him, and being fucked by him. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve beat-off to him until I’m raw. I know he’s an older man now, but it doesn’t seem to matter. I can’t explain it. I’ve never had this kind of obsession before, much less with someone so completely unattainable. It helps to read the comments from other guys lusting and fantasizing about him, I have so many detailed and depraved fantasies of my own. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. If anyone should reply to this, please don’t mock me. I’m already in enough pain as it is.

by Anonymousreply 151October 16, 2020 3:56 AM

When "Barney Miller" was on primetime TV, I was in junior high and even then, Max Gail got my attention.

by Anonymousreply 152October 16, 2020 4:37 AM

R1: God! Sex-on-a-stick, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 153October 16, 2020 4:41 AM

If I squint my eyes, he somewhat reminds me of Jack Nicholson.

However...

by Anonymousreply 154October 16, 2020 4:51 AM

Who the fuck I’d resurrecting threads from. 2012?

by Anonymousreply 155October 16, 2020 5:00 AM

I love Barney Miller, one of my favorite sitcoms from the 1970s. I thought Max Gail (Wojo) was sexy, but Ron Glass (Harris) was the one that I was the most attracted to. I had a crush on Glass that lasted for a long time (was heartbroken when he died in 2016).

by Anonymousreply 156October 16, 2020 5:11 AM

R151 This is one of my favorite threads in all of DL. Who cares if it's an old one?

I got a hard on just reading some of the things your wrote about Max. Sounds like you have it bad, but Gail on Barney Miller certainly warrants the lust

by Anonymousreply 157October 16, 2020 8:48 AM

[quote] Sometimes I stare at this still I have from one of the episodes, where his cock is freely hanging down his pant leg along his inner thigh, and it is so well defined that you can make out its length, girth, shape... I get lost in it

Which episode is this????

by Anonymousreply 158October 16, 2020 5:04 PM

For the record OP, he wasn't wearing short shorts. He was wearing shorts, just as everyone did.

by Anonymousreply 159October 16, 2020 5:11 PM

The one in his head, Rose/R158!

by Anonymousreply 160October 16, 2020 5:14 PM

R159, on somebody else they may have been “shorts,” but on him, with those thick thighs, they were indeed short shorts.

by Anonymousreply 161October 16, 2020 5:25 PM

Max was on an episode of The Cool Kids a couple of years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 162October 16, 2020 5:29 PM

[quote]but Ron Glass (Harris) was the one that I was the most attracted to. I had a crush on Glass that lasted for a long time (was heartbroken when he died in 2016).

I dated his brother, you know.

by Anonymousreply 163October 16, 2020 8:45 PM

A couple of the dozens of caps I made of Max in "Barney Miller"...

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by Anonymousreply 164October 16, 2020 10:53 PM

Another...

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by Anonymousreply 165October 16, 2020 10:53 PM

And last...

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by Anonymousreply 166October 16, 2020 10:54 PM

^Please post them all!

by Anonymousreply 167October 16, 2020 11:40 PM

He was definitely jackoff material for me, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 168October 17, 2020 5:14 AM

Loved Wojohowitz. He was so human. Insecure, overconfident, sweaty,

by Anonymousreply 169October 17, 2020 5:17 AM

It was from an episode that I think was called "Inquisition" R158. About half way through, Wojo goes into Barney’s office to talk for a while. Then he goes to leave but turns around instead… fuck me!

I’ll see if I can upload the photo. I’m new here and I’m still learning my way around.

Those pics are smoking hot Tenlein. I've got a bunch too. His ass is hypnotic to me

by Anonymousreply 170October 17, 2020 6:19 AM

Wojo was in a lot of my fantasies growing up. I loved the way his pecs filled out those polyester shirts. He was my idea of the ideal man. Big, furry and muscular.

by Anonymousreply 171October 17, 2020 8:45 AM

Post all of your Wojo pics fellas!

by Anonymousreply 172October 17, 2020 2:31 PM

OK, here are all the caps I made from Barney Miller...

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by Anonymousreply 173October 17, 2020 8:34 PM

^BLESS YOU!

by Anonymousreply 174October 17, 2020 8:45 PM

Nice! Thanks r173

by Anonymousreply 175October 17, 2020 9:23 PM

It's also partly how the pants' pattern is cut. In the 70s, men's pants were cut to show and/or emphasize as much as possible, both front and back. We reveled in male sexuality back in the 70s.

There is an unfortunate thread going on about how awful the 70s were. For gay men that decade had its charms, trust me.

by Anonymousreply 176October 17, 2020 10:27 PM

Thanks R173 !! Fuck was he hot!!!

I know what I'm going to be doing tonight thanks to all those screen caps of Wojo. If anyone has any more pics of this hunk please keep 'em coming!

by Anonymousreply 177October 18, 2020 2:30 AM

I even loved him in the '80s with the longer hair in back and the handle bar moustache. He looked like a COLT Magazine model.

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by Anonymousreply 178October 18, 2020 3:58 AM

Was he Polish like the character he played?

by Anonymousreply 179October 18, 2020 4:09 AM

What origin is the surname Gail?

by Anonymousreply 180October 18, 2020 4:11 AM

I totally agree R178 Different look from Barney Miller, but still smoking hot.

I remember reading in some interview that his family came from Ireland R179 .Both sets of grandparents if I remember correctly.

by Anonymousreply 181October 18, 2020 4:55 AM

Not the greatest quality upload, but here is my favorite VPL cap of Max. Gaawd… I’d had given anything to be able to lick it, suck it, taste him.

Thanks for sharing R173 Those pics are the stuff wet dreams are made of!!. I’ll get my screen caps organized in an album too and share the link.

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by Anonymousreply 182October 18, 2020 5:32 AM

Not from Barney Miller, but still very hot shirtless pics of Max Gail. Did someone say he was fat??

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by Anonymousreply 183October 18, 2020 5:38 AM

One last screen cap of his furry bare chest. From an episode of "The Streets of San Francisco"

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by Anonymousreply 184October 18, 2020 5:42 AM

I bet he walked into auditions and just took his clothes off.

"When can you start?"

by Anonymousreply 185October 18, 2020 6:10 AM

Good GAWD, R183, where is THAT from? It should be a crime to be that hot.

by Anonymousreply 186October 18, 2020 6:36 AM

This thread just keeps getting better and better, and it was already a great one.

That shot of Gail with the belt buckle nearly did me in R183. Where is it from?

by Anonymousreply 187October 18, 2020 8:45 AM

Quality sux, but the body is BANGIN'.

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by Anonymousreply 188October 19, 2020 12:34 AM

It's from a 1978 movie called "Like mom, like me", and he plays the part of a sheriff, R186 / R187. It's on youtube if you want to watch it (link below)

The movie itself is not all that great, and I mostly fast forwarding to his scenes. But Max Gail is hot as hell in it.

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by Anonymousreply 189October 19, 2020 1:19 AM

THE scene is just after the 1 hr 7 minute mark. WOOF!

by Anonymousreply 190October 19, 2020 1:33 AM

I was going through puberty when Barney Miller was on and to this day I remember staring at his big juicy butt.

by Anonymousreply 191October 19, 2020 1:42 AM

He has a nude scene in the movie he shot like in the 70s then I’ll be goddamned if I can find it on the net. And I know I downloaded it but I don’t know where it would be. He’s buck ass naked jumping up and down on the couch with this woman is sitting.

by Anonymousreply 192October 19, 2020 2:34 AM

Don't toy with my emotions R192., I'd pay a small fortune to see that hot beefy hunk of a MAN fully naked in his prime

by Anonymousreply 193October 19, 2020 4:02 AM

r189 If you're going to post a picture of Linda Lavin on DL, you are required to include a TRIGGER WARNING!

by Anonymousreply 194October 19, 2020 4:11 AM

Thank you to all who have posted pics and video. An EXTRA BIG Thank you to you, R173!!!!

by Anonymousreply 195October 19, 2020 4:35 AM

LOL!! I thought that myself after I posted the link R194 . All the hot material the had to choose from for the video’s thumbnail ,and they had to go with THAT.

by Anonymousreply 196October 19, 2020 5:36 AM

Love it when he walks into the bedroom and just rips his shirt off. And that muscle ass in those tight fitting pants rival anything seen in Barney Miller.

Thanks R189 (JD)! You made my day!

by Anonymousreply 197October 19, 2020 10:01 AM

Swoon-worthy!

by Anonymousreply 198October 19, 2020 5:03 PM

[quote] He has a nude scene in the movie he shot like in the 70s then I’ll be goddamned if I can find it on the net. And I know I downloaded it but I don’t know where it would be. He’s buck ass naked jumping up and down on the couch with this woman is sitting.

Do you remember the plot at least? It should be easy to deduce what it is from his IMDB list of credits from the ‘70s.

by Anonymousreply 199October 19, 2020 5:03 PM

At R189, there’s a scene just after the 1 hour 2 min mark where he walks around to LL on his knees and you get a lovely shot of that ass in tight, light-colored pants. I hope somebody got to eat it in its prime.

by Anonymousreply 200October 19, 2020 5:06 PM

You’re welcome R197. I love how the movie view count went up by over 200 views is less than 24 hours after we posted the link here. Imagine Max walking up to you back then, and tearing off this shirt in one move like that in front of you? I’d have him buck naked and bent over in 10 seconds or less.

I know the one R200. It’s going in my screen cap album I’m working on. If men back in the 70's were as sexual as what I’m reading here, there would have been guys lining up around the Universal parking lot and back waiting to eat his hot muscular ass. And I hope he didn’t shave it.

by Anonymousreply 201October 19, 2020 11:25 PM

Can you imagine spreading those rock-hard ass cheeks apart and sticking your tongue in there?

by Anonymousreply 202October 20, 2020 1:29 AM

Indeed, R202. All this Max Gail ass talk is making me rather horny.

by Anonymousreply 203October 20, 2020 1:32 AM

[quote] I know the one [R200]. It’s going in my screen cap album I’m working on. If men back in the 70's were as sexual as what I’m reading here, there would have been guys lining up around the Universal parking lot and back waiting to eat his hot muscular ass. And I hope he didn’t shave it.

Awesome! Can’t wait to see them.

And I’d be one of those men.

by Anonymousreply 204October 20, 2020 1:33 AM

[quote] I love how the movie view count went up by over 200 views is less than 24 hours after we posted the link here.

That’s great!

[quote] Imagine Max walking up to you back then, and tearing off this shirt in one move like that in front of you? I’d have him buck naked and bent over in 10 seconds or less.

I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 205October 20, 2020 1:44 AM

Dammit! I am so horny for Max right now! To whoever restarted this thread: BLESS YOU!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 206October 20, 2020 2:23 AM

[quote] Can you imagine spreading those rock-hard ass cheeks apart and sticking your tongue in there?

Been imagining that 10 times before coffee every morning, R202

[quote] I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted.

Hear, hear! I would let him do whatever he wanted, as long as he'd agree to fuck. But can you imagine how mind blowing it would be to feel the tightness of his ass squeezing your dick...

by Anonymousreply 207October 20, 2020 3:37 AM

Well, I can see that my dick and my right hand are not going to get a break today

by Anonymousreply 208October 20, 2020 3:44 AM

Caught the episode where all the detectives had to wear their blues for a day. Max filled out that blue serge quite nicely. There's just SOMEthing about a man in uniform. Or out of it for that matter.

Another episode, about a man with a cache of weapons in his apartment: At one point Wojo walks in with a bazooka/grenade launcher hanging from his shoulder. Nothing sexual about it at all. Nope, not a bit, none.😉

by Anonymousreply 209October 20, 2020 5:34 AM

I'm loving the hardcore tone that some of these comments about Max are taking....

by Anonymousreply 210October 20, 2020 6:30 AM

[quote] Dammit! I am so horny for Max right now! To whoever restarted this thread: BLESS YOU!!!!!

I started and restarted it. It’s definitely my pleasure!

by Anonymousreply 211October 20, 2020 6:55 AM

[quote] I’d bend him or bend for him, whatever he wanted. Hear, hear! I would let him do whatever he wanted, as long as he'd agree to fuck. But can you imagine how mind blowing it would be to feel the tightness of his ass squeezing your dick...

He'd be on top. Watching him do the pounding and feeling him thrusting in and out would be sooooooo satisfying

by Anonymousreply 212October 20, 2020 10:46 PM

I remember being a kid and stuck having to watch other siblings' shows (One set for the younguns, my parents motto) The only show worth watching was Barney Miller. Barney was cute to me (his laugh at the opening credits, so hot!) and of course followed by Max Gail, who never failed to cause--stirrings.

by Anonymousreply 213October 20, 2020 11:39 PM

Hal Linden was a handsome guy too. He’d bottom for Max for sure.

by Anonymousreply 214October 20, 2020 11:52 PM

Hal Linden was a handsome man, but there was something feral and primal about Max Gail's looks that deeply turned me on. Somehow I can't picture Max as a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 215October 21, 2020 3:47 AM

I could never see Max bottoming either. He is the epitome of manliness.

by Anonymousreply 216October 21, 2020 12:07 PM

All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

by Anonymousreply 217October 21, 2020 10:14 PM

"I" more than once. Did you? R217

by Anonymousreply 218October 21, 2020 11:12 PM

Even in middle age he was hot, and the ass was still on point.

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by Anonymousreply 219October 21, 2020 11:39 PM

I watched reruns of Barney Miller on Nick at Nite when I was 12 or 13, and being hypnotized by Wojo’s ass. Nice to know I’m in good company.

by Anonymousreply 220October 21, 2020 11:51 PM

[quote] All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

Me. With all the new photos, videos and explicit sex talk about Max I kept getting one hard on after another.

by Anonymousreply 221October 22, 2020 1:37 AM

[quote] Me. With all the new photos, videos and explicit sex talk about Max I kept getting one hard on after another.

Join the club!

by Anonymousreply 222October 22, 2020 1:40 AM

We almost tuned DL into Pornhub thanks to Max Gail

by Anonymousreply 223October 22, 2020 2:20 AM

[quote] All who’ve rubbed one out to max in the last seven days say “I!”

Damn near every day and twice of sundays R217

by Anonymousreply 224October 22, 2020 3:18 AM

He’s officially a DL favorite.

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by Anonymousreply 225October 22, 2020 3:42 AM

Yes daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 226October 22, 2020 4:52 AM

Can't imagine how he wouldn't be R225. I mean, just look at him...

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by Anonymousreply 227October 22, 2020 8:51 AM

^Gadzooks!

by Anonymousreply 228October 22, 2020 10:59 AM

Just for fun

Short Barney Miller outtake with Max pranking the cast

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by Anonymousreply 229October 23, 2020 8:55 PM

I worked with a guy who looked like Max's twin. I'm sure you all would have loved him.

by Anonymousreply 230October 23, 2020 8:57 PM

That picture at r226!

by Anonymousreply 231October 23, 2020 9:01 PM

Lol R229!

by Anonymousreply 232October 23, 2020 9:23 PM

[quote] I worked with a guy who looked like Max's twin. I'm sure you all would have loved him.

Lucky you!

by Anonymousreply 233October 23, 2020 9:24 PM

Thinking of a flip-fuck session with Max in his prime is getting my dick hard. That still shot at the beginning of this thread makes me want to tap his ass, and then his nice thighs banging my ass.

by Anonymousreply 234October 24, 2020 12:36 AM

[quote] Short Barney Miller outtake with Max pranking the cast

Never thought I'd be envious of a rubber chicken for being pressed up against Max's cock.

by Anonymousreply 235October 24, 2020 2:11 AM

Oh yes R234... but first I'd make him lay down on his stomach and I'd drill his ass with my tongue for all it's worth. After I'm done eating him out, he could ravish my ass all he wanted with his massive beer can cock

by Anonymousreply 236October 24, 2020 3:29 AM

For all the Max Gail ass eating crowd, (me included), I found this shot of Wojo laying face down good for fantasy fodder. Imagine coming home and find that on your bed

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by Anonymousreply 237October 24, 2020 6:36 AM

^Yes, that’s the episode where they all had to quarantine at the station. When they turn in for the night, Wojo goes face down on his cot. 😋

by Anonymousreply 238October 24, 2020 9:49 AM

That ass looks mighty tempting R237. If I found him like that, it would be a long time before he could sit down good again 😈

by Anonymousreply 239October 24, 2020 10:17 PM

Back in his 70’s/80’s prime, I would have bottomed for Max anytime. He could flipped me however he wanted and slide every inch of his dick inside my ass up to his balls. Then I’d want for him to start plowing me hard and fast as his balls slap my asscheeks. That would send me over the edge quickly. He could cum anywhere he wanted.

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by Anonymousreply 240October 25, 2020 9:18 PM

^HOT!

by Anonymousreply 241October 25, 2020 11:47 PM

Indeed R240... I'm so glad I came upon this thread. I hope OP doesn't mind the sexually explicit stuff we've been writing about.

by Anonymousreply 242October 26, 2020 12:52 AM

Turned me gay watching Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 243October 26, 2020 1:00 AM

Lol me too R243.

I wonder how many growing boys were single handedly turned gay by Max Gail playing Wojo on Barney Miller

by Anonymousreply 244October 26, 2020 1:33 AM

I looked so like that kid in OP's clip in the 70s...it gave me a shock.

by Anonymousreply 245October 26, 2020 1:39 AM

Reminds me of Lou Zivkovitch

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by Anonymousreply 246October 26, 2020 2:04 AM

Same seventies sex appeal

by Anonymousreply 247October 26, 2020 12:22 PM

Scruff is pretty good; their searches are much better than Grindr's and it doesn't seem plagued with people trying to scam you. I've certainly never been messaged on there by someone claiming to be a US military guy or all the other crap you get on Grindr. I also like that can filter not only on the types of men you're into, but what others are into. Gets rid of the trans and their chasers. No objection to them living their lives but get them off an app made for men looking for sex with men.

by Anonymousreply 248October 26, 2020 12:29 PM

did you find Max Gail on SCRUFF?

by Anonymousreply 249October 26, 2020 12:41 PM

I'm so happy we have this thread. When I was a kid, I thought he was so sexy on TV but wondered why no one else thought he was a sex symbol.

Happy to see others did too

by Anonymousreply 250October 26, 2020 1:33 PM

R249 - yes.

He told me all about how DL has gone a bit ker-razy today and threads keep appearing in the wrong place.

by Anonymousreply 251October 26, 2020 2:00 PM

[quote]Indeed [R240]... I'm so glad I came upon this thread. I hope OP doesn't mind the sexually explicit stuff we've been writing about.

Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

by Anonymousreply 252October 26, 2020 3:55 PM

I hope he gets to explore his latent bottom side in your story

by Anonymousreply 253October 26, 2020 4:58 PM

Not a bad looking man for 75 (now 77).

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by Anonymousreply 254October 26, 2020 5:02 PM

He won a much deserved Emmy last year for his role on GH.

by Anonymousreply 255October 26, 2020 5:04 PM

Showing his house.

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by Anonymousreply 256October 26, 2020 5:05 PM

70s and 80s Max could have rode me raw any time!

by Anonymousreply 257October 26, 2020 5:42 PM

He did DC Cab for Joel Schumacher. Wonder if Joel got a taste of Max's mega meat for the casting couch?

by Anonymousreply 258October 26, 2020 5:56 PM

Was Joel into big, beefy Colt Model-type guys, or blonde twinks?

by Anonymousreply 259October 26, 2020 5:57 PM

[quote] Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

Awesome! Thanks OP. And I can't wait to read that story!

by Anonymousreply 260October 26, 2020 10:22 PM

he's still pretty hot

is he the sole survivor of the cast of Barny Miller?

by Anonymousreply 261October 26, 2020 10:41 PM

[quote] I'm so happy we have this thread. When I was a kid, I thought he was so sexy on TV but wondered why no one else thought he was a sex symbol. Happy to see others did too

You are hardly alone R250. There's enough lust going around for primetime Maxxx on this thread alone to combust the server.

by Anonymousreply 262October 26, 2020 10:48 PM

r261 Gregory Sierra and Linda Lavin are still with us.

by Anonymousreply 263October 26, 2020 10:52 PM

Hal Linden too. He's 90

by Anonymousreply 264October 26, 2020 10:58 PM

^ Also, Barney fucking Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 265October 26, 2020 10:58 PM

I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot...

by Anonymousreply 266October 26, 2020 11:15 PM

I agree

by Anonymousreply 267October 26, 2020 11:25 PM

I always got Hal Linden and Judd Hirsch confused

by Anonymousreply 268October 27, 2020 12:27 AM

Hal was more gentlemanly

by Anonymousreply 269October 27, 2020 1:28 AM

There’s an episode where Wojo has to transport some criminal to another state, but he’s apprehensive because he’s afraid to fly. Harris gives him the salacious Erica Jong book “Fear of Flying” to take his mind off of his fear and put his mind on the sex in the book. Something about that plot line was so hot to me. Harris and Wojo did sort of have a bit of chemistry going, with Wojo always nagging Harris about his metrosexuality and Harris goading Wojo for being an undignified oaf. If Wojo would’ve boned any of them, it would’ve definitely been Harris, who was always sort of suspect to me anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 270October 27, 2020 1:32 AM

[quote] Not at all! Keep it up. I'm actually in the middle of writing a short story about him. It gets very explicit.

So looking forward to that OP!

[quote] I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot...

Oh yes! That would be prime jackoff material too. To any fantasy writers out there.. hint, hint

by Anonymousreply 271October 27, 2020 8:21 AM

I just re-read all the comments from the past 2 weeks...

I wonder what Max Gail would think if he read all the posts here from a bunch of guys that want to screw his brains out 😂

by Anonymousreply 272October 27, 2020 10:12 AM

r272 ..... or vicey versy

by Anonymousreply 273October 27, 2020 10:33 AM

Good Lord, now I've seen it all. Resurrecting a thread started eight years ago...about Max Gail?

by Anonymousreply 274October 27, 2020 11:35 AM

Why not?

by Anonymousreply 275October 27, 2020 12:22 PM

Of course Ron Glass (Harris) was gay in real life, and probably did want to bone Wojo/Max.

by Anonymousreply 276October 27, 2020 1:18 PM

DIdn't know that

by Anonymousreply 277October 27, 2020 1:21 PM

Love that body type. Reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld saying the female body was a work of art, but the male body was utilitarian, like a Jeep.

by Anonymousreply 278October 27, 2020 2:11 PM

Someone should do a study to determine just how many gay men TV images of Max Gail pulled out of the closet.

by Anonymousreply 279October 27, 2020 2:18 PM

HOT!

by Anonymousreply 280October 27, 2020 2:18 PM

Yes Ron Glass was gay and for a time was dating Anthony Geary aka Luke of Luke and Laura

by Anonymousreply 281October 27, 2020 4:11 PM

[quote]I wonder what Max Gail would think if he read all the posts here from a bunch of guys that want to screw his brains out 😂

If the story at R134 has any validity, I don't think he'd mind.

by Anonymousreply 282October 27, 2020 4:30 PM

Max likes chocolate, so if he goes the gay way, I think black men would definitely be on the menu.

by Anonymousreply 283October 27, 2020 4:37 PM

Max Gail fucked me in the ass on Christmas morning!

by Anonymousreply 284October 27, 2020 8:56 PM

taht would be my dream

by Anonymousreply 285October 27, 2020 9:49 PM

^Can u walk?

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by Anonymousreply 286October 27, 2020 9:50 PM

[quote] Max Gail fucked me in the ass on Christmas morning!

That would be the best Christmas present ever. I'll start writing my letter to Santa.

by Anonymousreply 287October 27, 2020 9:52 PM

For all of you Max Gail enthusiasts:

The Aliens Are Coming (1980)

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by Anonymousreply 288October 27, 2020 10:21 PM

I’ve watched it on YouTube before. I love when he’s possessed and his eyes turn day-glo green.

by Anonymousreply 289October 27, 2020 10:30 PM

Is that when he initiates anal penetration?

by Anonymousreply 290October 27, 2020 11:54 PM

I was about 9 the first time I saw Max Gail in Barney Miller. I remember Wojo made me feel "funny". I was drawn to him in a very powerful way, and I couldn't take my eyes off of his body, but I didn't know why or what to do with it. As time went by I figured out what I wanted to do with it lol.

by Anonymousreply 291October 28, 2020 8:37 AM

I know the scene R289. I also like to watch his balls giggle inside those loose fitting pajama pants as he approaches the refrigerator

by Anonymousreply 292October 28, 2020 9:14 AM

I just watched the jiggling balls scene. Hot indeed.

by Anonymousreply 293October 28, 2020 9:22 AM

^ I meant "jiggle", not "giggle"... My blood supply was not entirely in my brain when I typed that 😅

by Anonymousreply 294October 28, 2020 9:33 AM

I want him in me, QUITE deeply.

by Anonymousreply 295October 28, 2020 9:42 AM

I hear you R295. That's be the best way to start your morning right. With Max's cock DEEP inside bareback, and shooting loads of hot cum up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 296October 28, 2020 10:06 AM

A morning where Max rides me and shoots deep inside of me....and after a few quiet minutes, he gets rock hard again and keeps going, wanting more.....

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by Anonymousreply 297October 28, 2020 4:15 PM

Several lovely tidbits I didn't know in here, especially at the end

That he played a gay man on Drew Carey

and that apparently, he was in something with noted DL cunt Linda Lavin where he was shirtless....and some fledgling queen DROPPED HER PIZZA when they saw this scene!

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by Anonymousreply 298October 28, 2020 4:21 PM

FUN!

by Anonymousreply 299October 28, 2020 5:06 PM

R298, the Linda Lavin movie is discussed and posted upthread. Also a couple a screenshots of Max shirtless are upthread.

by Anonymousreply 300October 28, 2020 5:14 PM

Half of the Eldergay couple - with the late Adam West - on Drew Carey.

Has anyone seen this?

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by Anonymousreply 301October 28, 2020 5:14 PM

D A D D Y!

by Anonymousreply 302October 28, 2020 5:16 PM

Does Max know that he makes some gay men moister than a snack cake?

by Anonymousreply 303October 28, 2020 10:16 PM

[quote] I hear you [R295]. That's be the best way to start your morning right. With Max's cock DEEP inside bareback, and shooting loads of hot cum up your ass.

Getting woken up in the morning by Max pushing his thick hard cock inside my ass... I'd surrender about a year's salary to be able to experience that just once.

by Anonymousreply 304October 28, 2020 10:42 PM

[quote] Does Max know that he makes some gay men moister than a snack cake?

Let’s send him out some psychic vibes! Maybe he’ll be sitting around somewhere and get a sudden, mysterious hard-on and think...hmmm? Wonder what that’s all about?

by Anonymousreply 305October 28, 2020 11:42 PM

maybe his hole even quivers

by Anonymousreply 306October 29, 2020 2:27 AM

I wouldn't mind doing an investigation R306, even now.

by Anonymousreply 307October 29, 2020 3:06 AM

Does anyone know of any more movies or tv series Max did during the 70's and 80's that show him shirtless or otherwise unclothed ?

For a man with such a smoking hot body he wasn't undress on camera nearly enough.

by Anonymousreply 308October 29, 2020 8:35 AM

I want Max to look me in the eye and call out my name as he gushes his big load inside me.

by Anonymousreply 309October 29, 2020 2:05 PM

^I concur!

by Anonymousreply 310October 29, 2020 5:02 PM

He looks good in the opening credits.

MAXWELL GAIL, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 311October 29, 2020 6:22 PM

he's the man

by Anonymousreply 312October 29, 2020 7:46 PM

The name Gail is too femmy for me.

As it should have been for him.

Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 313October 29, 2020 7:58 PM

He was no Martin Kove. The film Women in Revolt has Martin's everything, front and back, on full display. Goggle it!

by Anonymousreply 314October 29, 2020 9:08 PM

I never thought he was the least bit hot, but I the fact that the dumb guy from Barney Miller was an under-the-radar sex symbol for 70's gays is kinda cool. Who knew?

He's just not my type, but I do see the appeal...it just never would have occurred to me. Good for you, Max!

by Anonymousreply 315October 29, 2020 9:17 PM

[quote] He looks good in the opening credits.

I also love him in the opening credits for the last 3 seasons. He was a little bit older and became even more manly looking.

I would've loved to clear all the junk with one swat of the hand, and do him right there on Wojo's desk.

by Anonymousreply 316October 29, 2020 10:15 PM

He was really big and muscular in seasons 1-3 but then he leaned out a little. That ass never left, though.

by Anonymousreply 317October 29, 2020 10:19 PM

Oh please, R314. Marty with his teeny little peen would have easily bottomed for manly Max.

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by Anonymousreply 318October 29, 2020 10:22 PM

All the good points of Ed Asner, but hotter, younger and less fat.

by Anonymousreply 319October 29, 2020 10:23 PM

I love the episode of Quantum Leap called “Liberation” where Sam leaps into the body of a 1960s feminist. Max plays the feminist’s chauvinistic husband who can’t stand that his wife spends more time protesting than she does keeping house. They almost split up, but in the end she stays with him and Max and Scott Bakula share a kiss before Sam leaps into his next body.

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by Anonymousreply 320October 29, 2020 10:29 PM

[quote] I would love to read a hardcore tale about Manhattan’s 12th Precinct Sgt. Wojciehowicz being seduced and finally persuaded to try having sex with a man. Breaking him in would have been so hot…

I'll take a shot at it once I finish my screen cap album R266 (unless someone else wants to take it). I have some ideas, and I’ll try to make it as hot and sexually graphic as possible.

That pic from the swim relay R297… good lord!

by Anonymousreply 321October 29, 2020 10:36 PM

Scott and Max kiss?

I just came.

by Anonymousreply 322October 29, 2020 10:41 PM

Mmm hmm

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by Anonymousreply 323October 29, 2020 11:14 PM

[quote] I also love him in the opening credits for the last 3 seasons. He was a little bit older and became even more manly looking.

The way those biceps stretch his sleeves when he picks up his baseball... hmmmm....

The into for seasons 4 - 5 also gets me seriously hot and bothered. He gives that wide smile, and those long dimple in his cheeks along with that chin cleft kill me every time.

by Anonymousreply 324October 30, 2020 6:13 AM

Awesome R321 (JD)! Can't wait to read it, and have a good whacking off session to Wojo.

Same goes for OP's story!

by Anonymousreply 325October 30, 2020 10:25 AM

R318 Nice bulge in that picture!

by Anonymousreply 326October 30, 2020 10:37 AM

Max was packing front and back. And he didn't seem to have much use for underwear.

by Anonymousreply 327October 30, 2020 10:44 AM

Why did posts R297 and R298 disappear?

by Anonymousreply 328October 30, 2020 11:01 AM

^ They're still showing in my computer R328. Could you have muted them by accident?

by Anonymousreply 329October 30, 2020 11:15 AM

R329 Not that I know of.

by Anonymousreply 330October 30, 2020 11:19 AM

I think he’s a hot grampa

by Anonymousreply 331October 30, 2020 1:05 PM

[quote]Max was packing front and back. And he didn't seem to have much use for underwear.

I would've killed to be the person who dressed him for Barney Miller.

by Anonymousreply 332October 30, 2020 2:14 PM

[quote]I think he’s a hot grampa

Indeed. Bulge and thighs are still intact...

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by Anonymousreply 333October 30, 2020 2:17 PM

R333 Is that his daughter?

by Anonymousreply 334October 30, 2020 2:18 PM

I think that is his daughter India.

by Anonymousreply 335October 30, 2020 2:34 PM

R335 She looks like her mother.

by Anonymousreply 336October 30, 2020 2:47 PM

she does

by Anonymousreply 337October 30, 2020 2:57 PM

Look at his hands....they are huge

by Anonymousreply 338October 30, 2020 4:41 PM

EVERYTHING is huge.

by Anonymousreply 339October 30, 2020 4:50 PM

I was going to comment on that bulge and spread apart thighs on that pic R333... but with his daughter staring at me from the background, I just couldn't do it ...

by Anonymousreply 340October 30, 2020 8:59 PM

Lol. Growing up with such hot man for a father I bet she’s heard it all before R340.

by Anonymousreply 341October 31, 2020 1:12 AM

I just want to sit in his lap.

by Anonymousreply 342October 31, 2020 1:40 AM

[quote] I would've killed to be the person who dressed him for Barney Miller

Me too R332. After he changed clothes and went home, I would have been sniffing the crotch of his Barney Miller pants like it had medicinal properties.

by Anonymousreply 343October 31, 2020 1:46 AM

Excellently put, R343. The ass area, too.

by Anonymousreply 344October 31, 2020 3:50 AM

Yum.

by Anonymousreply 345November 1, 2020 11:17 PM

I went out on a date and the only thing we had in common was both of us had a crush on Max Gail.

by Anonymousreply 346November 2, 2020 12:38 AM

happy times

by Anonymousreply 347November 2, 2020 12:40 AM

He’s on Facebook. Somebody go on his page and tell him that we are all in love with him!

by Anonymousreply 348November 2, 2020 12:53 AM

My wish would be that my next date would LOOK like Max Gail R346. Somewhere out there, there have to be look alikes!

by Anonymousreply 349November 2, 2020 1:05 AM

I have to admit, I miss it here when this thread goes quiet over the weekends.

I think I have become addicted to Maxxx and to talking about him with all of you who love him too.

by Anonymousreply 350November 2, 2020 1:15 AM

^Awww. We have our own Max Gail fan club.

by Anonymousreply 351November 2, 2020 4:48 AM

Max Gail knows how to press all my buttons, specially in the role of Wojo. Not only he was insanely hot and masculine, but he could also be very vulnerable, which makes me want him even more.

by Anonymousreply 352November 2, 2020 7:29 AM

I agree, the dumbness was a plus

by Anonymousreply 353November 2, 2020 11:37 AM

I'm almost always 100 percent about the cock but photos of Max's beefy ass and tight pants made me want to eat his hairy hole for hours.

by Anonymousreply 354November 2, 2020 1:44 PM

I can never get tired of the thumbnail at OP. Max Gail manages to be bald, not covering it up at all, and still sexy.

by Anonymousreply 355November 2, 2020 5:08 PM

He’s the type of man who isn’t even aware of just how hot he is. You can tell in this video. When the reporter opens by mentioning his looks, he turns to look over his shoulder as if to say, “Who, me?”

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by Anonymousreply 356November 2, 2020 5:29 PM

There should have been a buddy cop movie with Max and Elias Koteas as partners. Or brothers.

by Anonymousreply 357November 2, 2020 6:26 PM

[quote] He’s the type of man who isn’t even aware of just how hot he is.

I agree. And to me that makes him even more desirable...

by Anonymousreply 358November 2, 2020 7:32 PM

^Agreed. There’s nothing more of a turnoff than a hot guy who obviously knows he’s hot.

by Anonymousreply 359November 2, 2020 7:35 PM

I feel the same way about Max R352. He could combine raw masculinity with disarming little boy charm like no one else.

I’ve seen him do other roles and even some interviews where he displays some of the same qualities. I think it’s his actual personality bleeding through.

by Anonymousreply 360November 2, 2020 8:02 PM

R360 I've felt that about Chris Meloni.

Not in every role, but a lot - and for me, that mixture of gruff masculinity with boyish vulnerability is irresistible.

by Anonymousreply 361November 2, 2020 10:22 PM

I could make love to his ass all day long. And all these posts about tongue-fucking his asshole are making my dick start to throb

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by Anonymousreply 362November 2, 2020 10:27 PM

I've never even a tiny bit thought about spanking before, but Max's thick thighs and big hands ALMOST make me want him to put me over his lap and slap my ass once or twice.....before he starts fingering my hole.

by Anonymousreply 363November 2, 2020 10:33 PM

That chest!

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by Anonymousreply 364November 2, 2020 11:03 PM

These are some hot fantasies!

by Anonymousreply 365November 2, 2020 11:04 PM

He is yummy with a capital Y.

by Anonymousreply 366November 2, 2020 11:08 PM

[quote] Max's thick thighs and big hands ALMOST make me want him to put me over his lap and slap my ass once or twice.....before he starts fingering my hole.

Which makes me think... It’d be so hot to have Max slap my ass with his hard cock, then rub the tip up and down my crack a few times before he pushes it fully inside my waiting asshole... as I moan like crazy...

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by Anonymousreply 367November 3, 2020 7:28 AM

Max can pick me up and impale me on his cock as he stomps around the room....

by Anonymousreply 368November 3, 2020 9:30 PM

Damn! Max looks so HANDSOME in that photo R367! Sigh...

by Anonymousreply 369November 4, 2020 7:50 AM

Pity about the rug, though. I think they insisted he wear it.

by Anonymousreply 370November 4, 2020 2:17 PM

Max's first wife was Black, her name was Willie Beir.

They were married from 1983–1986, the year she died of cancer. They have one child, India.

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by Anonymousreply 371November 4, 2020 5:59 PM

Max's second wife was Nan Harris, they divorced in 2000. They had two children, Maxwell and Grace.

Since 2007, Max has been in a relationship with someone named Chris Kaul, not sure if it's a man or a woman

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by Anonymousreply 372November 4, 2020 6:09 PM

That lady is the white dress is Chris Kaul R372. They've been engaged for 11 years according to his Facebook page.

by Anonymousreply 373November 4, 2020 7:34 PM

[quote] They've been engaged for 11 years according to his Facebook page.

Engaged for 11 years. Hard to pull the trigger sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 374November 4, 2020 7:50 PM

Some more chest fur for you R364 and R318. One of the only times Wojo ever showed any skin

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by Anonymousreply 375November 4, 2020 7:54 PM

And another one. Look at how his pecs are straining the fabric on his shirt. That front button is about to pop.

Lol R374

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by Anonymousreply 376November 4, 2020 8:01 PM

[quote]That lady is the white dress is Chris Kaul [R372]. They've been engaged for 11 years according to his Facebook page.

How did I miss that? My glasses were fogged due to my mask! LOL

That photo came up when I Googled Nan Harris and Max Gail.

by Anonymousreply 377November 4, 2020 8:09 PM

This gets more interesting....

Adam Rodriguez is married to one of Max's daughters, Grace. She's biracial, which means Max's second wife was also Black. Grace's mother is a director named Nan Harris.

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by Anonymousreply 378November 4, 2020 8:19 PM

R378 - Wow, I'd never heard of Adam Rodriguez - he sure is beautiful!

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by Anonymousreply 379November 4, 2020 9:09 PM

Yes, his second wife Nan Harris was black. She's the lady in this video where Max is showing his house back in 1992. She was pregnant at a time (I believe with Grace).

There is also another youtube video where Max says he had another daughter with a girlfriend back when he was starting out, which they gave up for adoption. He went looking for her later in his life and has since been reunited with her.

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by Anonymousreply 380November 4, 2020 9:47 PM

Max committed to chocolate. He only engages vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 381November 4, 2020 9:54 PM

My 59 y/o still-sweeet-pink ‘coin slot’ tastes like bubblegum ice cream. I wonder if Max will be interested?

by Anonymousreply 382November 5, 2020 1:04 AM

Or he was done with marriage altogether

by Anonymousreply 383November 5, 2020 1:36 AM

You must be very flexible to've made that discovery R382

by Anonymousreply 384November 5, 2020 3:15 AM

R375, R376 What a magnificent stud. A night with him would have been heaven.

by Anonymousreply 385November 5, 2020 3:38 AM

he's almost hotter now

by Anonymousreply 386November 5, 2020 1:13 PM

I just saw the episode you were talking about R209!.

Seeing Wojo carrying that grenade launcher (so symbolic of "big dick") made me tingly in my most special place.

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by Anonymousreply 387November 5, 2020 10:02 PM

Drooling over a guy who was hot, what, about 40 years ago?

I also cannot believe the poster who had no idea who Adam Rodriguez was.

What's the average DL age these days, 70-80?

by Anonymousreply 388November 6, 2020 12:03 AM

i am fifty and I have no idea

by Anonymousreply 389November 6, 2020 1:32 AM

Who gives a shit how long ago it was R388?

Some of us have very fond memories of growing up with Max Gail on our tv's and awakening to our sexuality with him. I'll always be in love with him.

Incidentally, I'm 52.

by Anonymousreply 390November 6, 2020 1:51 AM

incidentally I'm forty-three

by Anonymousreply 391November 6, 2020 1:53 AM

I’m 44 and would still sleep with Max now despite the fact that he’s old enough to be my father.

by Anonymousreply 392November 6, 2020 4:16 AM

This makes me curious as to what the average age of the posters on this thread is. I wonder if younger men can "appreciate" him at least for who he was in his prime, or is it older guys like me who grew up lusting after Max when the show first run that talk about him and still want him.

As I said above, I’m 52.

by Anonymousreply 393November 6, 2020 8:22 AM

63 here

by Anonymousreply 394November 6, 2020 10:53 AM

I'll be older than Max soon

by Anonymousreply 395November 6, 2020 12:59 PM

I’m 36 R393. I didn’t know who Max Gail was up until a few months ago. I grew up in Europe where Barney Miller didn’t air. I started watching the show by shear coincidence recently (see post R151), and Max Gail in the era of Wojo quickly became the epitome of hot for me, and the embodiment of my ideal man.

Beautiful looks and raw masculinity like his are timeless.

by Anonymousreply 396November 6, 2020 7:09 PM

Very well said JD (R396). I read your introduction post and liked it a lot. I could very much relate.

by Anonymousreply 397November 7, 2020 1:25 AM

I'm 46. Didn't see the original Barney Miller airings but watch the first reruns. I knew there something different about me when I realized how much I wanted to explore Wojo's ass with my lips

by Anonymousreply 398November 7, 2020 7:22 AM

Me too R398. I was also fixated with his cock. I always imagined he'd had a nice thick one.

As a teen, I wanted to kneel in front of him and suck it until he had no more cum left for me to swallow.

I'd still love to do that. I'm 54.

by Anonymousreply 399November 7, 2020 8:13 AM

Something tells me that Max could be kinky when he wanted to be.

by Anonymousreply 400November 7, 2020 11:03 AM

I bet his old cock tastes pretty good

by Anonymousreply 401November 7, 2020 11:46 AM

[quote] Something tells me that Max could be kinky when he wanted to be.

Hmmm... kinky Max.. that turns me on. I would've loved to watch him fuck while he didn't know I was watching. I wonder that nasty things he liked to do during sex.

by Anonymousreply 402November 7, 2020 7:58 PM

Back in his prime, he would had looked so hot as a dom, wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a leather and chain chest harness. Woof!

by Anonymousreply 403November 8, 2020 9:39 AM

When I click onto DL and see that I have some posts to view in this thread, I smile. I then have to decide whether to read them first, or keep them to the end, in exquisite anticipation( and the hopes of a few more posts popping in)

Do you feel that someone of Max's acquaintance has mentioned this thread to him? If so, I hope he sees it as a compliment.

by Anonymousreply 404November 8, 2020 12:23 PM

He seems like a nice enough guy

by Anonymousreply 405November 8, 2020 1:05 PM

I do the same thing R404!

[quote] Back in his prime, he would had looked so hot as a dom, wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a leather and chain chest harness. Woof!

I totally agree!

by Anonymousreply 406November 8, 2020 4:07 PM

Same here R404, I thought it was just me!

Max seems fairly active in social media and gave me the impression by reading some of his FB that he spends a fair amount of time on the internet. If he ever googles himself, this thread will probably come up. That's how I found it.

He also seems open minded, so if he does read this, I hope he will get good chuckle and realize just how special, beloved and desired he is.

And if he reads my Wojo story when I finish it, I hope to make him blush...

by Anonymousreply 407November 8, 2020 7:47 PM

I also do the same thing when I see new posts in this thread R404, R406 and R407. Ever since OP restated it a couple of moths ago, the intensity of some of the comments have reignited my lust for Max. I'm feeling about him now almost like I did when I was a teenager. I just also bought myself the entire Barney Miller DVD set.

[quote] Back in his prime, he would had looked so hot as a dom, wearing a pair of tight black leather pants and a leather and chain chest harness. Woof!

Gaawd yes! Whip and cuffs too! That masculine face and that big, muscular, furry body clad in leather and chain.. I just came!

[quote] And if he reads my Wojo story when I finish it, I hope to make him blush...

Can't wait JD! Will you still be posting the photo album?

by Anonymousreply 408November 8, 2020 8:28 PM

Lol! Poor Max. If he would've run into our bunch in his glory days, he would've been torn apart and had for breakfast!

by Anonymousreply 409November 8, 2020 9:25 PM

Yes R408, I'm still working on the screen cap album. It's a slow go because of the amount of material I'm looking thought, and I have several hard deadlines at work coming up. But if you guys are still interested I'll post it as soon as I'm done.

[quote] Lol! Poor Max. If he would've run into our bunch in his glory days, he would've been torn apart and had for breakfast!

.... and lunch, ... and dinner..., and the next day, it would start all over again.

by Anonymousreply 410November 8, 2020 10:17 PM

Thank you JD r410! Maybe you could skip meals though? Just until it’s done...

by Anonymousreply 411November 8, 2020 11:59 PM

Does Max do those autograph shows? If he does, let’s get a bunch of us together and go! I have nothing else to do, it might be fun.

by Anonymousreply 412November 9, 2020 12:02 AM

He has done autograph shows...

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by Anonymousreply 413November 9, 2020 12:19 AM

Feast your eyes on this clip from the 1985 TV movie The Other Lover. Max in all his half-naked glory emerging from the water and being scooped up by Jack Scalia. The pornstace! The bod! The ass! The Speedo!

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by Anonymousreply 414November 9, 2020 12:23 AM

Only on DL would Max Gail get a years long thread of over 400 posts and Jack Scalia be left unnoticed. And I'm all for Max! Glad to see the thread revival.

Btw, Barbara Barrie is still with us, very much alive and starring on Broadway a couple of seasons ago in a play called Significant Other.

by Anonymousreply 415November 9, 2020 12:49 AM

R414, that's amazing

by Anonymousreply 416November 9, 2020 2:07 AM

She introduces herself as Barbara Harnick, r415.

by Anonymousreply 417November 9, 2020 2:09 AM

[quote] Thank you JD [R410]! Maybe you could skip meals though? Just until it’s done...

LOL! I might just do that R401. Max Gail would probably feed me more anyway.

by Anonymousreply 418November 9, 2020 3:58 AM

Thanks R414! I hadn't checked out that movie yet. I made out with a copy, not easy to find.

Quality is not great, but here is a freeze frame of that ass without the subtitles over it. Wouldn't you just want to pull that speedo down and off of him with your teeth?

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by Anonymousreply 419November 9, 2020 8:28 AM

[quote] Wouldn't you just want to pull that speedo down and off of him with your teeth?

Y-E-S!

by Anonymousreply 420November 9, 2020 8:45 AM

that is a PHAT ass

by Anonymousreply 421November 9, 2020 12:29 PM

Just so there's no confusion, Barbara Barrie (Harnick) is the widow of Jay Harnick, not his brother Sheldon who wrote Fiddler on the Roof. Jay Harnick did something in NY musical theatre but I can't remember what.

by Anonymousreply 422November 9, 2020 12:33 PM

HOT!

by Anonymousreply 423November 9, 2020 12:45 PM

Yes then, yes now, yes forevermore.

by Anonymousreply 424November 9, 2020 12:46 PM

Yes then, yes now, yes forevermore.

by Anonymousreply 425November 9, 2020 12:46 PM

Good lord R419 I almost stopped breathing! How can one man be so perfect!! I’ve never seen Max’s ass so close to being naked and it is everything I expected and more. If I would have been in that movie set, all the security in the world wouldn’t have saved Max from being jumped and his ass deflowered in his private dressing room.

by Anonymousreply 426November 9, 2020 9:25 PM

That ass would taste so good..... I could eat it for hours and then use it as a pillow to rest my head on until I’m ready to go back in there for more.

by Anonymousreply 427November 10, 2020 12:55 AM

I agree R427. "Max Gail Ass" should be made into one of Baskin Robbins gourmet ice-cream flavors. Two scoops please.

by Anonymousreply 428November 10, 2020 1:01 AM

Anyone see this clip? USDA prime.

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by Anonymousreply 429November 10, 2020 2:12 AM

sexy little hippy

by Anonymousreply 430November 10, 2020 2:34 AM

[quote] Anyone see this clip? USDA prime.

D.C. Cab!! Sexy as hell in it. He was built like a brick house around that time.

by Anonymousreply 431November 10, 2020 3:36 AM

He'd trimmed out a bit in the latter Barney Miller years (like at R227), but by the time the mid '80s rolled around, he was big and thick again.

by Anonymousreply 432November 10, 2020 4:00 AM

^ And even when he'd slimmed down, it only accentuated his amazing build and muscle tone. The man had a body to die for.

by Anonymousreply 433November 10, 2020 9:09 AM

^Agreed

by Anonymousreply 434November 10, 2020 10:36 AM

I will say it again and short it loud:

I WANT MAX GAIL IN ME, QUITE DEEPLY.

by Anonymousreply 435November 10, 2020 12:10 PM

ME TOO! ALL IN FAVOR SAY I!

by Anonymousreply 436November 10, 2020 2:25 PM

That is an ass and a half. He is truly thicker than a Snicker.

by Anonymousreply 437November 10, 2020 2:26 PM

beautiful rack too

by Anonymousreply 438November 10, 2020 2:47 PM

He's the male equivalent of when a woman has big tits AND a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 439November 10, 2020 3:33 PM

I love T&A, so he's perfect

by Anonymousreply 440November 10, 2020 3:37 PM

Yeah, he's the equivalent to straight men's love of Jayne Mansfield and her like. Juicy piece of flesh

by Anonymousreply 441November 10, 2020 3:54 PM

Meloni falls into the big tits and ass category too. Imagine being sandwiched between the two of them.

by Anonymousreply 442November 10, 2020 3:55 PM

I like him bent over that boat in OP's screen shot. I like drilling beefy men in that position, lusting over their V-shaped physique and hard, round, asses.

by Anonymousreply 443November 10, 2020 4:04 PM

That bent over shot has inspired a number of furious jackoff sessions for me. And I bet my bank account that he also has a thick juicy cock to match the tits and ass bounty.

Goddammit I WANT HIM!!!

by Anonymousreply 444November 10, 2020 8:19 PM

[quote] D.C. Cab!! Sexy as hell in it. He was built like a brick house around that time.

The movie is good for a few laughs, but it's worth watching just for him alone. There are some scenes where he's wearing jeans and tight fitting t-shirts that show off his bodybuilder's physique better than anything he ever wore on Barney Miller. And the damp sweat marks under his armpits are a definite turn on.

by Anonymousreply 445November 12, 2020 8:08 PM

He was pure sex back in his day. Would you still make out / have sex with him even at his present age? Something tells me some of us would.

If so, would it be for old time's sakes or because you still find him attractive?

by Anonymousreply 446November 12, 2020 10:08 PM

Oh yes I would. I've said it upthread that I would totally still have sex with him. I mean, just LOOK at him at R333!

by Anonymousreply 447November 13, 2020 12:31 AM

[quote] Would you still make out / have sex with him even at his present age?

Oh yes totally! And anything and everything he wanted would be on the menu. I've wanted him since I was 12, and I still do.

by Anonymousreply 448November 13, 2020 1:39 AM

I still would R446. I never thought I’d say that about a man who is 41 year older than me and in his 70’s, but his younger self has me so enamored and full of lust, that the age difference doesn’t matter. I want him bad. He could do to me whatever he wanted to me and I would turn to putty in his hands.

by Anonymousreply 449November 13, 2020 3:58 AM

Max Gail, I’d eat his tail.

by Anonymousreply 450November 13, 2020 10:22 AM

R446 Hell yes, I'd sleep with him in a heartbeat!! I don't care how old he is!!

Judging by the muscle tone still on his body, I bet can throw down a mean fuck even today.

by Anonymousreply 451November 13, 2020 9:28 PM

Indeed, grand daddy fun

by Anonymousreply 452November 14, 2020 11:29 AM

OP - you picked a great time to revive this thread. Over 300 replies in less than a month, and some very hot reads in it.

by Anonymousreply 453November 15, 2020 11:27 AM

^Thanks, I’m glad I revived it.

by Anonymousreply 454November 15, 2020 1:03 PM

thanks

by Anonymousreply 455November 15, 2020 1:14 PM

A man of many talents, he played hotel lounge piano before making it as an actor.

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by Anonymousreply 456November 16, 2020 12:56 AM

HIs Emmy bid decades before he'd actually win one...

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by Anonymousreply 457November 16, 2020 12:57 AM

^ That pic is from the Barney Miller episode where Wojo goes on mugging detail and some guy tries to rape him 😂

The entrance he makes with his undercover dress torn to shreds is one of the funniest moments in the entire show!

by Anonymousreply 458November 16, 2020 2:02 AM

cuties

by Anonymousreply 459November 16, 2020 2:25 AM

[quote] A man of many talents

Indeed R456. He can act, play piano, sing, compose music, write poetry... Wojo is deep! The piano thing came from his father, who in addition to being a business man also played piano in his orchestra band (photo)

He also writes some poetry. I found this poking around on the net. It's called "Bigger". He said he lets everyone define what the meaning of 'bigger' is, because it would be a different thing for each one of us.

[bold] BIGGER [/bold]

Bigger than you. Bigger than me. Bigger than all our hearts and minds can see.

Bigger than all we believe there to be.

Bigger than bondage. Bigger than free.

Bigger than love. Bigger than hate.

Bigger than destiny. Bigger than fate.

Bigger than humble. Bigger than great.

Bigger than race or religion or state.

Bigger than teacher or guru or Sage.

Bigger than sex or youth or age. Bigger than anger, resentment or rage.

Bigger than anything said on a page... or a stage.

Bigger than action whatever we try.

Bigger than all we accept or deny.

Bigger than any one, what, who or why.

Bigger than bigger. And bigger than I.

Max Gail

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by Anonymousreply 460November 16, 2020 2:49 AM

I have no idea why this discussion and posting continues to reach the top. Please stop!

by Anonymousreply 461November 16, 2020 7:32 AM

We ❤️ Max

by Anonymousreply 462November 16, 2020 10:30 AM

If it bothers you that much R461, just mute the thread and be done with it. You won't see it again.

We love him, and we enjoy talking about this man

by Anonymousreply 463November 16, 2020 11:15 AM

I will never mute my love for Max Gail

by Anonymousreply 464November 16, 2020 12:45 PM

Sorry R461 but I'm not going to stop talking about Max Gail either. Just do what R463 suggested and press the ignore the thread button.

Thanks for posting his poem JD R460., it helped brighten my day. I hate Mondays. Max seems a very accomplished man. Is that his father at the piano?

by Anonymousreply 465November 16, 2020 7:53 PM

Yes, that's his father. You can actually see the resemblance. The more I find out about Max the more I like him as a person.

I think everyone hates Mondays.. here's a shot to raise all our spirits...

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by Anonymousreply 466November 16, 2020 8:21 PM

^Yummy with two spoons.

by Anonymousreply 467November 16, 2020 9:23 PM

[quote] I think everyone hates Mondays.. here's a shot to raise all our spirits...

That man's ass is going to be the end of me. I feel something else "raising" inside my pants!!

by Anonymousreply 468November 16, 2020 9:48 PM

That screen cap @ R466 screams: mouth to ass session + prostate massage + flip fuck session until legs give out. But maybe it’s just me...

by Anonymousreply 469November 17, 2020 4:00 AM

It’s not just you.

by Anonymousreply 470November 17, 2020 10:03 AM

We all need more max!

by Anonymousreply 471November 17, 2020 12:26 PM

I swear this is true, the other day my bf was in the kitchen and out of nowhere says, "Max Gail. You should start a thread about Max Gail on that board you go to."

I was delighted to report we already had one!

by Anonymousreply 472November 17, 2020 12:28 PM

Sadly we can't ignore threads anymore r461 but if you ignore the OP, it's like ignoring the thread.

by Anonymousreply 473November 17, 2020 12:29 PM

[quote]I swear this is true, the other day my bf was in the kitchen and out of nowhere says, "Max Gail. You should start a thread about Max Gail on that board you go to." I was delighted to report we already had one!

That's awesome!

by Anonymousreply 474November 17, 2020 1:03 PM

we can ignore threads

by Anonymousreply 475November 17, 2020 1:36 PM

Is your BF a Max Gail fan too, R472? Tell him to join us here.

And yes R473, we can still ignore threads. I currently have a few annoying ones in the ignore box

by Anonymousreply 476November 17, 2020 7:44 PM

One of the things I enjoy most about this discussion -apart from sharing Max Gail- is the good vibes among the posters, we love Max and we revel in it. No cattiness or meanness unlike other threads I see.

by Anonymousreply 477November 18, 2020 7:28 AM

For me, it was all about the biceps and pecs. The way his shirt strained whenever he moved made me vow to take up bodybuilding. I did for awhile and almost approached Gail in size.

by Anonymousreply 478November 18, 2020 8:04 AM

Did he work out or was he naturally beefy?

by Anonymousreply 479November 18, 2020 8:49 AM

He'd go slightly up and down in size sometimes, but even when he'd slim down, you could see he still had exquisite muscle tone. He looked like one of those guys who could turn into the Hulk with little training.

I do remember seen some footage of him in his house and spotting some Mike Mentzer books in the background.

by Anonymousreply 480November 18, 2020 9:07 AM

He was built and had a lot of muscle mass. Bumps and bulges in all of the right places. But he also had a natural look and wasn't overly cut, which I prefer. I like to have some flesh I can play with.

I agree R478, watching his pecs and biceps fill and stretch the fabric of his shirts was a massive turn on. He had it all: biceps, pecs, shoulders, forearms, square hands, thighs, and the best ass this side of heaven.

by Anonymousreply 481November 18, 2020 10:54 AM

Did anyone else also find his voice sexy?

by Anonymousreply 482November 18, 2020 9:18 PM

I definitely find his voice sexy. And his smile is swoon-worthy.

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by Anonymousreply 483November 19, 2020 2:12 AM

Here he is, still gorgeous with Blactress Janet Hubert on GH...

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by Anonymousreply 484November 19, 2020 2:13 AM

what a shiny man

by Anonymousreply 485November 19, 2020 3:09 AM

Yes he is R484, yes he is........ and I do find his voice very sexy....

by Anonymousreply 486November 19, 2020 5:52 AM

Yes R482, he had a very distinctive voice. His tone was deep with traces of huskiness, and he could be very sensual in his delivery, specially when he was acting boyish. If he did that in bed, I would've had to wreck him.

Thanks R483! Look at that 1,000 watt smile!

by Anonymousreply 487November 19, 2020 7:21 AM

All this talk about Max Gail makes me want to break out my Barney Miller DVDs ;)

by Anonymousreply 488November 19, 2020 7:46 AM

Been following this thread for a while, but never posted before. Letting you know I've wrecked dick and butthole to Mr. Gail a few good times thanks to the photos and comments shared here.

by Anonymousreply 489November 19, 2020 9:24 AM

Is there a Max Gail dildo?

by Anonymousreply 490November 19, 2020 10:08 AM

[quote] I've wrecked dick and butthole to Mr. Gail a few good times thanks to the photos and comments shared here.

Your own?

by Anonymousreply 491November 19, 2020 11:13 AM

It must have been heaven to have fucked him in the missionary position. Hell, in ANY position!

by Anonymousreply 492November 19, 2020 11:15 AM

Oh yes R492... I mostly have fantasized about fucking him while he's laying face down in bed, flat on his stomach, slowly and passionately. I wouldn't just care about my own pleasure, I'd want to make him come hard. But in the missionary you could watch his facial expressions as pleasure hits him, and hear his hard breathing and soft moans... that'd send me over the edge so fast

by Anonymousreply 493November 19, 2020 7:54 PM

^ Damn!

There's an old episode of TSOSF where Max breaks into an empty warehouse after running away from a bounty hunter. He's panting and breathing hard, and he sounds just like as if he was about to... you know. I've gotten a few cheap thrills out of that.

by Anonymousreply 494November 19, 2020 9:33 PM

R494 I need to find that episode!

by Anonymousreply 495November 19, 2020 9:34 PM

TSOSF? WTFAYTA?

by Anonymousreply 496November 19, 2020 9:40 PM

TSOSF = The Street of San Francisco.

I know the episode. The scene R494 is referring to starts a little after the 22 minute mark

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by Anonymousreply 497November 19, 2020 9:49 PM

^Now that was hot. T4P!

by Anonymousreply 498November 19, 2020 9:57 PM

[^Now that was hot. T4P!]

VERY hot indeed! Thanks to R494 for bringing it to our attention!

by Anonymousreply 499November 19, 2020 10:28 PM

Holy fuck, you weren't kidding! I'd imagine him making that noise as he gushed his huge load inside me

by Anonymousreply 500November 19, 2020 10:33 PM

DL Favorite Arlene Golonka was at the very beginning of that heavy-breathing scene.

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by Anonymousreply 501November 19, 2020 10:42 PM

Any artists in the house? Someone to sketch a rendering of a naked Max?

by Anonymousreply 502November 19, 2020 11:27 PM

Holy fuck! I played that panting scene over and over and ended up giving myself a hard on. I only wish I could remove the background music! Btw, there are some later scenes in the episode that show him bare chested in his mother's room.

Doing the missionary position with Max would have been insanely heavenly. Just the thought...... uhhhh! But I would have love to do it where he's toping me instead. There is something about Max that makes me want to be a happy submissive bottom for him day and night.

by Anonymousreply 503November 20, 2020 2:07 AM

"is he the sole survivor of the cast of Barny Miller?"

I don't think so, but most of them are gone, aren't they? Abe Vigoda, Jack Soo, Ron Glass, Steve Landesberg, James Gregory, Ron Carey... all gone. But Hal LInden is still around. So is Barbara Barrie. And Gregory Sierra, who was all over tv back in the seventies. There was a minor character called Eric Dorsey I remember. He was played by an interesting actor named Paul Lieber. He kind of reminded me of Richard Gere, except that he had a prematurely grey Jewish afro. He's still around and has some radio show about poetry. Seems he's a published poet himself.

by Anonymousreply 504November 20, 2020 2:22 AM

The idea has my vote R502. Then we can all pitch in and make it into a life size anatomically correct sex doll. We all get one, and we can pound the stuffing out of it for the rest of our lives. The end.

I got the idea from the Max Gail dildo by R490.

by Anonymousreply 505November 20, 2020 2:33 AM

^Love it!

by Anonymousreply 506November 20, 2020 4:46 AM

[quote] Your own?

Yes

by Anonymousreply 507November 20, 2020 7:30 AM

[quote] The idea has my vote [R502]. Then we can all pitch in and make it into a life size anatomically correct sex doll. We all get one, and we can pound the stuffing out of it for the rest of our lives. The end.

If it looked exactly like a life sized Max in the face and the body, count me in!!!

by Anonymousreply 508November 20, 2020 7:58 AM

cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 509November 20, 2020 9:47 AM

either way

by Anonymousreply 510November 20, 2020 1:28 PM

either way

by Anonymousreply 511November 20, 2020 1:28 PM

R503 Yes, my feet on his shoulders, just pounded missionary style whenever he wanted.

I've never understood the whole "I'm going to carry around his load inside me all day" sentiment but with Max I would want to do it. He'd call me at lunch and remind me his seed was still inside me, and he'd have more for me when he gets home......

by Anonymousreply 512November 20, 2020 3:50 PM

[quote] cut or uncut?

Whatever he is in real life would work for me, and either way it'd be delicious.

That's a hot fantasy R512! it gave me shivers...

by Anonymousreply 513November 20, 2020 8:11 PM

[quote] I've never understood the whole "I'm going to carry around his load inside me all day" sentiment but with Max I would want to do it. He'd call me at lunch and remind me his seed was still inside me, and he'd have more for me when he gets home......

He affects me in the same way. That is something I normally don't think about with other men, but with him, I'd want to carry him inside too. Don't know why he makes me feel that way...

by Anonymousreply 514November 20, 2020 9:56 PM

I just want him to hug me. I’d probably squeeze him and he’d be like “Uh...are you okay?”

by Anonymousreply 515November 20, 2020 10:09 PM

Sure sounds like much more than strong sexual attraction for some of us. I think we're officially IN LOVE with Max

by Anonymousreply 516November 20, 2020 10:22 PM

Head over heals

by Anonymousreply 517November 21, 2020 1:02 AM

[quote] I think we're officially IN LOVE with Max

Madly...

by Anonymousreply 518November 21, 2020 2:43 AM

[quote] I just want him to hug me. I’d probably squeeze him and he’d be like “Uh...are you okay?”

He would have been and still is perfect for that R515. So muscular and so manly, but a big cuddly teddy bear at heart. Perfect to wrap your arms around.

I think I've fallen for him too.

by Anonymousreply 519November 21, 2020 3:12 AM

Yes, those arms. I could reach orgasm just holding on to those meaty biceps.

by Anonymousreply 520November 21, 2020 4:01 AM

R516 I guess I am too. My feelings for Max go beyond physical lust. He does things to me...

by Anonymousreply 521November 21, 2020 12:51 PM

And that chest. Imagine squeezing his beautiful pecs while he pumps his cock in and out of you. And after our bodies were too exhausted to continue making love, I would love to rest my head on those pecs and fall asleep right there, with the sound of his heartbeat in my ear.

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by Anonymousreply 522November 21, 2020 1:04 PM

All these posts are making me want to peruse his FB page again.

by Anonymousreply 523November 21, 2020 1:28 PM

all these posts are making me thirsty

by Anonymousreply 524November 21, 2020 2:09 PM

Still, I want him in me, quite deeply.

by Anonymousreply 525November 21, 2020 2:32 PM

Almost afraid to admit it but after all the talking and thinking about Max after reading this thread and watching that TSOSF episode, I had....I can't even believe I am saying it....a wet dream about him last night.

Damn, his big beautifulness has crawled into my head.

by Anonymousreply 526November 21, 2020 2:41 PM

That’s great R526! I WANT to have a wet dream about him!

by Anonymousreply 527November 21, 2020 4:24 PM

I just can't believe I had a wet dream in middle age!

But that dream was really intense. Dreaming about him thrusting into me and it really felt so real, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 528November 21, 2020 4:26 PM

Max’s sensuality is so powerful that it can give middle aged men wet dreams 💦❤️🛌

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by Anonymousreply 529November 21, 2020 4:40 PM

Young and sexy in a ‘70s commercial for Wilkinson’s razor blades

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by Anonymousreply 530November 21, 2020 4:43 PM

Young and sexy in a ‘70s commercial for Wilkinson’s razor blades

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by Anonymousreply 531November 21, 2020 4:43 PM

that face....those long thick fingers.....

by Anonymousreply 532November 21, 2020 4:45 PM

I'd fuck that

by Anonymousreply 533November 21, 2020 5:57 PM

Nice hands as well.

by Anonymousreply 534November 21, 2020 6:55 PM

Hot and hunky.

by Anonymousreply 535November 21, 2020 7:19 PM

And full of spunk.

by Anonymousreply 536November 21, 2020 7:43 PM

[quote] I can't even believe I am saying it....a wet dream about him last night.

It's been happening to me too. When I'm not working, (and can't socialize much these days), I'm watching him in my computer or tv. I've managed to gather a copy of almost all of his acting works and I'm not even half way plowing through them. I'm embarrassed to admit that sometimes I feel out of control about this intense passion I've developed for Max, but it's like I'm powerless to stop or do anything about it.

by Anonymousreply 537November 21, 2020 8:17 PM

[quote] I'm not even half way plowing through them

Paging Dr. Freud : )

by Anonymousreply 538November 21, 2020 8:22 PM

^^ Oh shit! Need I say more?? 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 539November 21, 2020 8:35 PM

Sex on Legs!

by Anonymousreply 540November 21, 2020 9:10 PM

LOL

@ JD R537. Do you have much of his early 70's / 80's work? I have looked but it's very hard to find

by Anonymousreply 541November 21, 2020 9:25 PM

Most of it. Maybe I can share it by uploading it to youtube or file sharing if you guys are interested.

Btw, if you get the FETV channel, Max will be guest starring in 2 back to back episodes of Matlock in about 30 minutes

by Anonymousreply 542November 21, 2020 9:42 PM

I’ve created a “Max Gail” section in my YouTube account and have saved dozens of videos of him to it, from interviews to various tv show and movie clips.

by Anonymousreply 543November 21, 2020 9:58 PM

I just wish my XTube account had a Max Gail sextion.

I mean section.

by Anonymousreply 544November 21, 2020 11:24 PM

^😁 I see what u did there.

by Anonymousreply 545November 21, 2020 11:53 PM

R543, what's the name of your YouTube channel? Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 546November 22, 2020 12:31 AM

[quote] Most of it. Maybe I can share it by uploading it to youtube or file sharing if you guys are interested.

Oh yes please JD! that would be great! I'm so hungry for anything Max....

by Anonymousreply 547November 22, 2020 1:22 AM

I logged into DL and I saw I had 29 unread comments on this thread. I got so excited I almost spilled my Mountain Dew. As always, they didn't disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 548November 22, 2020 1:50 AM

[quote] [R543], what's the name of your YouTube channel? Thanks!

It’s private, but if you put his name in YouTube, I’ve added just about every video that you’ll see.

by Anonymousreply 549November 22, 2020 7:46 AM

damn!

by Anonymousreply 550November 22, 2020 5:40 PM

I've been looking for a 70's - 80's Max Gail lookalike for a hook up or as a fuck buddy. So far, no one's come even close

by Anonymousreply 551November 22, 2020 8:10 PM

Indeed, r551, that “look” seems to be extinct :(

by Anonymousreply 552November 22, 2020 8:16 PM

He exuded sexuality and masculinity in ways that you can't find anymore. One look from Max could make a gay man pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 553November 22, 2020 8:31 PM

He could still cum in me---TODAY.

by Anonymousreply 554November 22, 2020 9:12 PM

[quote] One look from Max could make a gay man pregnant.

I've thought about that. He'd be the one to whisper in my ear that he knocked me up.

by Anonymousreply 555November 22, 2020 9:14 PM

Me too R551, but I don't think they make them like him anymore. Good luck. And if you find him, tell him there's a guy in Los Angeles that would very much want to meet him.

by Anonymousreply 556November 22, 2020 9:44 PM

I'm so jealous of every female he banged during that time. I bet he made their eyes roll to the back of their heads the moment he touched their pussies. If only...

by Anonymousreply 557November 22, 2020 9:59 PM

[quote] One look from Max could make a gay man pregnant.

I loved that!

I know he would make me cum so hard I'd probably get light headed and pass out. I wouldn't even need to touch my dick, he'd have me cumming uncontrollably the moment I felt his cock head slip inside my ass.

by Anonymousreply 558November 23, 2020 1:04 AM

[quote]I'm so jealous of every female he banged during that time. I bet he made their eyes roll to the back of their heads the moment he touched their pussies.

I concur.

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by Anonymousreply 559November 23, 2020 1:13 AM

Sweats

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by Anonymousreply 560November 23, 2020 1:13 AM

It's the shoulders, the football player neck and the cleft in his chin...

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by Anonymousreply 561November 23, 2020 1:17 AM

**sigh**

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by Anonymousreply 562November 23, 2020 1:21 AM

[quote] Sweats

That's a great episode to feast your eyes on Max. That sweatsuit really showed off his body, specially his ass. You can also watch his balls jiggle inside his pants in some scenes as he moves. So hot!

by Anonymousreply 563November 23, 2020 1:50 AM

What’s the name of that episode???

by Anonymousreply 564November 23, 2020 2:09 AM

thick as a brick

by Anonymousreply 565November 23, 2020 2:09 AM

[quote] What’s the name of that episode???

"The Mole". Last episode from season 2.

by Anonymousreply 566November 23, 2020 2:18 AM

Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 567November 23, 2020 2:36 AM

He would have been the ultimate total power top. One look at him and my butthole quivers.

by Anonymousreply 568November 23, 2020 7:07 AM

He’s much hotter than Armie Hammer will ever be.

by Anonymousreply 569November 23, 2020 9:54 AM

Armie who??

by Anonymousreply 570November 23, 2020 10:38 AM

Max would eat Armie’s lunch. AND his ass.

by Anonymousreply 571November 23, 2020 10:39 AM

slash that fan fiction now!

by Anonymousreply 572November 23, 2020 12:22 PM

And all the other fan fiction we were promised too! lol

by Anonymousreply 573November 23, 2020 12:27 PM

He has such a thick neck.

A thick neck that I'd wrap both my arms around as he picked me up, sunk his cock deep inside my hole, and then walked around the room, thrusting into me with each footstep, until his seed filled me.

by Anonymousreply 574November 23, 2020 12:40 PM

I saw this in the Reddit thread and thought....wow, this looks almost like it could be Max's son. Or yes, grandson.

He's got the same thick body and thick....everything. But Max is the original, bigger, beefier and better!

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by Anonymousreply 575November 23, 2020 1:35 PM

[quote] wow, this looks almost like it could be Max's son

Max does have a son. Anyone knows if he looks anything like his father?

by Anonymousreply 576November 23, 2020 7:34 PM

I don't think I've seen a hornier bunch here on DL than this group!! 😆But for a young Max Gail, it is certainly understandable.😉

No judgement, I like it 😃

by Anonymousreply 577November 23, 2020 7:58 PM

Max father and son

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by Anonymousreply 578November 23, 2020 9:36 PM

Even at Max's mature age if I saw him looking like he does in that photo, I would let him unzip, drop his trousers and mount me, right there in a room full of people.

His virility cannot be denied!

by Anonymousreply 579November 23, 2020 9:47 PM

His son is gorgeous too

by Anonymousreply 580November 23, 2020 10:55 PM

[quote] I would let him unzip, drop his trousers and mount me, right there in a room full of people.

Hmmm.. that would be incredibly erotic. Sex in public with Max, with a room-full of strangers looking on. I would've loved to do that at least once.

I’m discovering new fetishes with this gorgeous man I didn’t even know I had. But they only appeal to me with him.

by Anonymousreply 581November 24, 2020 1:41 AM

R581 I would never think this way about most men, but something about him brings out primal yet affectionate with him.

by Anonymousreply 582November 24, 2020 1:47 AM

I totally understand R582. He makes me feel the same way. Extremes of lust and affection.

by Anonymousreply 583November 24, 2020 2:07 AM

[quote] I’m discovering new fetishes with this gorgeous man I didn’t even know I had. But they only appeal to me with him.

Yes, I fantasize of doing wild thing to him/with him that I normally don't entertain doing with most men. He must be pressing some of the same buttons in us.

by Anonymousreply 584November 24, 2020 12:05 PM

It might be possible that somehow, Max Gail and his long, meaty fingers found my clitoris.

by Anonymousreply 585November 24, 2020 2:30 PM

Sure R547, happy to share.

I opened a new youtube account just for old Max Gail movies/series. I'm running into some copyright content ID issues that won't allow some files to play, but I'll upload as many as I can. There are a few ready for viewing now, and I'll add some more over the next few days. Some movies are old and ripped from VHS, so the quality is not great though.

The playlist is unlisted for now, but as long as you click on the link below, you'll be able to see it.

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by Anonymousreply 586November 24, 2020 8:37 PM

^Great!

by Anonymousreply 587November 24, 2020 8:58 PM

THANK YOU R586!! He is GORGEOUS in Fun and Games!!!

by Anonymousreply 588November 24, 2020 10:04 PM

Holly shura! I know what I’m doing over the holidays!

by Anonymousreply 589November 24, 2020 10:11 PM

I was hoping it would be like Mexican...it wasn't! Very bland and nondescript really !

by Anonymousreply 590November 24, 2020 10:14 PM

[quote] I was hoping it would be like Mexican...it wasn't! Very bland and nondescript really !

Huh??

Thanks JD!!! What a great feast to come home to after a long day at work!

by Anonymousreply 591November 25, 2020 2:07 AM

Does OP or anyone else know if there is a limit on the amount of posts DL allows per thread? I think a saw somewhere they are capped around 600?

by Anonymousreply 592November 25, 2020 2:53 AM

R592 Yes, 600

Do we need another Max thread? Happy to make one.

by Anonymousreply 593November 25, 2020 3:21 AM

Yes, that's correct R692. This 8 year old thread is about to be closed.

by Anonymousreply 594November 25, 2020 3:30 AM

Yes, that's correct R692. This 8 year old thread is about to be closed.

by Anonymousreply 595November 25, 2020 3:30 AM

Yes!

by Anonymousreply 596November 25, 2020 3:31 AM

New thread here!

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by Anonymousreply 597November 25, 2020 3:31 AM

I leave you with Max unzipping.....

by Anonymousreply 598November 25, 2020 3:31 AM

*hauls out meaty Max stick*

by Anonymousreply 599November 25, 2020 3:32 AM

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by Anonymousreply 600November 25, 2020 3:32 AM
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