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Max Gail

Beefy actor best known as Stan "Wojo" Wojciehowicz on "Barney Miiier". Here's a clip of him in short-shorts from the 1980 TV movie "The Aliens are Coming". Woof!

by Anonymousreply 13112/02/2016

Can you imagine diving face-first into that enormous muscle ass?

by Anonymousreply 104/15/2012

Oh yes, R1. Imagine the musk. I think I just may have to invest in the Barney Miller DVDs now.

by Anonymousreply 204/15/2012

Max at the wrap party with his (now deceased) wife Willie Beir. Look at that chest fur!

by Anonymousreply 304/15/2012

Matthew Laborteaux (Albert from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE) is the little boy in the OP's link. I think he grew up to be gay. I bet Max's hot muscle ass gave him mastorbation fodder all through adolescence and beyond.

by Anonymousreply 404/15/2012

If he's gay, R4, I'm sure he did dream of that big, furry body. Here's a close-up of that muscle butt.

by Anonymousreply 504/15/2012

Max played Jay Mohr's hippie father on "Gary Unmarried." He just turned 69 earlier this month. He is still a hot daddy.

by Anonymousreply 604/15/2012

Insanely hot swim relay - Selleck, Aames, Gail, Gregory Harrison and others.

by Anonymousreply 704/15/2012

He's 69! What an appropriate number for what I'd've like to have done with him back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 804/15/2012

He had a rare lead role as a studly contemporary artist in HEARTBREAKERS with Nick Mancuso.

He's Native American, and he went to Williams College.

by Anonymousreply 904/15/2012

He's in that Mike Rowe vein of beefy, hairy, studly and hot. I'd take those guys over the waxed, shaved and carved out of stone types anyday.

by Anonymousreply 1004/15/2012

now this is a good thread. is matthew really gay?

by Anonymousreply 1104/15/2012

Knock yourselves out:

by Anonymousreply 1204/15/2012

I wonder if he's wearing underwear under those shorts in the video. Probably not. Uuuhhhhnnnhh!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1304/15/2012

Quit/cut back acting for a while after his wife died to take care of their children.

by Anonymousreply 1404/15/2012

Tom Sellek was insanely hot in that swimming clip.

by Anonymousreply 1504/15/2012

What a beautiful absence of body shame.

Last night my partner and I went to a Retro Disco fundraiser, and I was again struck by how sexy the clothing in the '70s was. Fabrics aside, it was a major turn on to see men's chests, butts and bulges front and center again. And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing.

What the hell happened to that?

by Anonymousreply 1604/15/2012

It was really a sexual time, the 70s. And Max Gail looked fucking hot in those threads. YUM.

by Anonymousreply 1704/15/2012

Ugh, Howard Cosell. I forgot how annoying he was.

They didn't even have the courtesy to show me a full body shot of Greg Evigan. How rude!

by Anonymousreply 1804/15/2012

He is constantly bending over, ass to the camera in that clip. Who directed that thing?

And is that Caroline McWilliams in the clip?

by Anonymousreply 1904/15/2012

I once had a dream that Max and his "Barney Miller" co-star Ron Glass (at right in the linked photo) had been lovers for a brief time in the 70s and both longed for each other in the present day. I made like Emma Woodhouse and manipulated them into rekindling their romance. Even though it was all a figment of my twisted subconscious, I still get really happy when I think of either of them.

by Anonymousreply 2004/15/2012

Yes, I think that's Caroline as the wife. Max totally has that late 70s/early 80s gay trucker bareback porn stud look going on in the clip. Even the cinematography has that old gay porn look.

by Anonymousreply 2104/15/2012

yes dad!

by Anonymousreply 2204/15/2012

Check out Donna Dixon and Scott Baio checking out his meaty ass @ 0:58 in this clip.

by Anonymousreply 2304/15/2012

Did the US start to go to hell when Barney Miller (and Max Gail) went off the air?

by Anonymousreply 2404/15/2012

Somebody watched D.C. Cab on TV today!

by Anonymousreply 2504/15/2012

R25 No, but I'm kinda wishing I did...

by Anonymousreply 2604/15/2012

No volume, but Gail from "Barnaby Jones" -

by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2012

Mr Max look like he forget to bath. You can tell from photo he has B.O.

Yech. Be clean Mr. Max. Chung Ho like clean men. Everyone in North Korea stink like Asians but Chung Ho take bath so he smell like soap

by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2012

Dammit, that's a MAN!

by Anonymousreply 2904/15/2012

WHET Matt L.?

by Anonymousreply 3004/16/2012

[quote]Gail has a twin sister, actress Mary Gail.

She gotta be a hard-looking woman.

by Anonymousreply 3104/16/2012

r21, I was thinking the same thing. I kept waiting for Jack Wrangler to walk up in back of Max and drag him off to the bushes.

by Anonymousreply 3204/16/2012

Battle of the Network Stars is so funny. Ladies and gentleman, actors doing sports! It's the battle of the Judys as Judy Norton-Taylor in the middle lane takes on Judy Landers in the near lane...

So funny. It was just an excuse to get the guys in speedos, wasn't it? Loved it.

by Anonymousreply 3304/16/2012

He and Adam West played lovers on an episode of some sit-com a few years back.

by Anonymousreply 3404/16/2012

"The Drew Carey Show" was where Gail and West were a couple.

by Anonymousreply 3504/16/2012

There are a couple of great episodes of Barney Miller where Wojo interacts with gay men.

First we have Marty (small-time criminal) and his "friend" Mr. Driscoll. Mr. Driscoll is having problems with custody issues with his son. Watching Wojo trying to wrap his mind around the idea that a gay man could have a son is quite wonderful. Very 70's.

And then there is Vitelli, the gay cop who is outed by Wojo. Turns out Vitelli has friends in high places and ends up getting promoted instead of getting kicked off the force.

by Anonymousreply 3604/16/2012

Thanks for posting this, OP. I had done searches for "The Aliens are Coming" miniseries on Youtube before to no avail. The barechested Max scene I believe is only in the miniseries version and not the edited 2-hour TV movie version. Although I could have sworn he had been washing a car in a pair of cut-offs in that scene. Youthful wishful thinking I guess...

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by Anonymousreply 3804/17/2012

Even as a kid, I've always been attracted to middle-aged guys.

I used to watch every ep of Barney Miller, just because I was in love with Wojo. When I was alone, I'd kiss the tv screen lol.

And same for Hogan's Heroes, that Hogan was a damn fine piece of man-meat.

by Anonymousreply 3904/17/2012

Another 80's hottie. 40 seconds into the intro. Rarely watched the show, but ALWAYS watched the credits !!

by Anonymousreply 4004/17/2012

Back in the early 1990's, Max Gail played a gay art dealer in the Wild West in the tv movie "Sodbusters". He had the hots for the hot black blacksmith.

by Anonymousreply 4104/17/2012

Well, based on his first wife it certainly appears he likes the dark meat.

by Anonymousreply 4204/17/2012

Not wanting to sidetrack the conversation, but speaking of the Barney Miller TV show, is Ron Glass gay? He always plays refined characters, somewhat effete, and the man has never been married.

I always found him very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 4304/17/2012

I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles. I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

by Anonymousreply 4404/17/2012

Fans of Max will like the 1:00 mark of this clip.

by Anonymousreply 4504/17/2012

Ron Glass is gay as a goose.

by Anonymousreply 4604/17/2012

Ron Glass played the "metrosexual" on Barney Miller before the word even existed.

by Anonymousreply 4704/17/2012

That's all the better, R42

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by Anonymousreply 4904/18/2012

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see, R44. Linden was a fox too.

by Anonymousreply 5004/18/2012

Does anyone know what episode of "Barney Miller" has Max barechested?

by Anonymousreply 5104/18/2012

Eewwww! Gross. All those tight clothes. You can see outlines.

by Anonymousreply 5204/18/2012

Hal Linden was a very hot man. But Max in those tight polyester pants of Wojo's--WO HO!

by Anonymousreply 5304/18/2012

R51, there's one episode where Wojo is at home. We see him wearing a robe but it's open and we get a good view of his hairy chest.

The episode dealt with one of Wojo's girlfriends. I'm not sure it's the girlfriend who is a former hooker.

by Anonymousreply 5404/18/2012

R40, he did a movie sometime in the early 70's where he was nude. You not only saw Mr. Johnson, you saw the the well Baby Jessica fell down in.

There are clips of it, I used to have it before my hard drive died.

by Anonymousreply 5504/18/2012

Martin Kove clip for R40

by Anonymousreply 5604/18/2012

R56, that clip was...something.

by Anonymousreply 5704/19/2012

Whoa. What a waste of Martin Kove's hot nude young body!

by Anonymousreply 5804/19/2012

These two hunks, max gail and Martin Kove were and still are my male ideals, GOD I used to jerk off to them so many times when young.

by Anonymousreply 5904/19/2012

And what an ass on Kove! YUM

by Anonymousreply 6004/20/2012

I guess it's time for my bulge to make an appearance in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 6104/20/2012

No Fred, it is not time for you.

by Anonymousreply 6204/20/2012

R62, are you Stepfanie Kramer?

by Anonymousreply 6304/20/2012

It was clear that Freddie Dryer hated underwear (much like Jon Hamm). Whenever Fred wore jeans, you could clearly tell which side he decided to tuck on for the day.

by Anonymousreply 6404/20/2012

Lol, check out the loving closeup of Matt Houston's bulge with "Chariots of Fire" playing in the background (at 3:30). There must have been a lot of gay tv directors back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 6504/20/2012

I blame you guys for rewatching Barney Miller. Loved Jack Soo.

by Anonymousreply 6604/20/2012

Happy to oblige, R66

by Anonymousreply 6704/20/2012

LOL what the fuck was that Martin Kove clip?

by Anonymousreply 6804/20/2012

It is hilarious isn't it, R68? It's from the Warhol/Morrissey film "Women in Revolt". It starred transgender actresses/Warhol staples Candy Darling, Jackie Curtis and Holly Woodlawn (who's in the clip with Martin).

by Anonymousreply 6904/20/2012

Gawd! The actress in the OP's clip is AWFUL!

by Anonymousreply 7004/20/2012

Really hot hunks

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by Anonymousreply 7205/02/2012

This is a great thread. I can remember watching Barney Miller and focusing on Wojo. There are a couple of episodes where its pretty evident he didn't wear underware under those tight double knits. One scene in particular is burned in my memory where you could see the outline of his cock head and all. Ahhh, those were the days

by Anonymousreply 7305/02/2012

Hot daddies

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by Anonymousreply 7505/03/2012

OP, we owe you, best thread in months, just thinking about Max has put me en heat, I need a Max,now!!!!

by Anonymousreply 7605/03/2012

Thanks, me too

by Anonymousreply 7705/03/2012

You're welcome, R76! I need Wojo too!

by Anonymousreply 7805/03/2012

R75, If I remember correctly it was the episode where Wojo's girlfriend makes the pot laced brownies. Wojo, Harris, Yemana and Fish all eat them.

by Anonymousreply 7905/03/2012

Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 8005/03/2012

Thanks, R79! Here are some excerpts from that episode. Gawd was he HOT!

by Anonymousreply 8105/04/2012

Yikes, that gave me a Hardon

by Anonymousreply 8205/04/2012

Fuck me!

by Anonymousreply 8305/30/2012

[quote]Ron Glass and Tony Geary were lovers back in the day.

Ewwwwww. Tony was so gross-looking.

by Anonymousreply 8405/31/2012

Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

by Anonymousreply 8505/31/2012

[quote]I used to beat-off at age 12 thinking about his meaty, manly ass and muscles.

I did the same thing!

[quote]I bet he used to fuck Hal Linden with his beercan cock.

OMG—a whole new angle to my Max Gail fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 8605/31/2012

Max was cute with his hair cropped short, but when he grew it out long (while still thin on top) it was an epic fail and he looked ridiculous. I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

by Anonymousreply 8706/01/2012

Arrest me, I'm guilty!

by Anonymousreply 8806/01/2012

[quote]I saw him in a movie the other day - "Where Are the Children?, with Jill Clayburgh - and he was quite awful in it and looked preposterous throughout.

OMG he's in that? I used to LOVE that movie!

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by Anonymousreply 9006/16/2012

His name should be Max Tail, 'cause he's got a great one!

by Anonymousreply 9107/06/2012

[quote]Do we think he has a hairy bunghole?

I'd bet my entire bank account on it

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by Anonymousreply 9307/21/2012

from Super Password

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by Anonymousreply 9607/26/2012

Back in the day, I'd've liked for him to grab hold of me, throw me down on the floor and pin me with his big muscular legs as he kissed me until I could barely breath. Then he'd take his clothes off, rip mine off of me and then...

by Anonymousreply 9707/26/2012

I like all these posts about Max Gail as I thought I was the only one who wanted to screw him--I had little idea he was so "appreciated" and I wonder if he's seen all these posts. Well, in hopes he does read them here's one more: my fantasy is to take a sturdy fraternity paddle and have at that ass of his until he moans owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww--this would work best with him in a cowboy outfit with the wide open shirt (significant of the wide open guy) or maybe a cop uniform in keeping with the Barney Miller idea. Then after his ample cheeks had been ravaged sufficiently with the lickin stick he'd get greased up and plowed--those asscheeks would provide alot of cushion to the pushin and I'd do my best to squash them flat.....

by Anonymousreply 9807/26/2012

r93/94/95/97 is the insane JanBot Troll of the Jackson threads. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 9907/26/2012

R99, and your point is...?

I think I'll Trolldar you and see what you're all about. Oh, and stay mad.

And, love it, R98!

by Anonymousreply 10007/27/2012

Some people have no taste.

by Anonymousreply 10107/27/2012

I'd love to "taste" Max.

by Anonymousreply 10207/27/2012

I was a set extra on Barney Miller back in the 70s. The pay wasn’t much, but it was great exposure. I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school. On Barney, I usually played a juvenile delinquent being brought in by one of the cops. I even got to say a line once on the episode where Wojo dates the ex-hooker. The cast was relatively friendly, if a little too into themselves. Sometimes I’d walk across the soundstage and pretend I was the various characters on the show. I knew that if I stayed positive and made myself available, I’d achieve my dream of becoming one of the Ernie Flatt dancers on Carol Burnett’s show, or maybe even a guest spot on the Love Boat!! One night I was alone on the soundstage after everyone had left, contemplating my future as an actor. I pulled out my flask of vodka and began to drink from it, getting a bit tipsy. I was thinking that I was all alone when suddenly I thought I heard a noise from behind one of the set walls. A rat, perhaps? “Who’s THERE?” I asked, several times. Thinking it was a rat, I went back to my faux soliloquy when suddenly I heard pounding footsteps behind me. Before I could turn around, I was tackled and thrown to the floor. As I struggled in the dark, I tried to see who it was when I felt a furry object fall onto my face. It was a toupee – that is when I realized it was MAX!! “L-l-let go of me, you b-b-b-bastard!” I yelled. But he was too strong for me and his massive hands began to rip my t-shirt into shreds. I pushed his face away when he tried to kiss me, and he slapped me hard across my cheek – several times! I went limp from shock and simply gave up as his meaty, naked body covered mine, and he squeezed me in bear hug as his tongue roughly probed me ear. “Yeah, you make me hot – been noticing you on my set. Tonight you’re auditioning for ME – YOU GOT IT?”. He sounded insane. All this time he had been STALKING me!!! I remember the strong scent of mansweat and Old Spice. My Fruit of the Looms were like cheap pieces of paper in his hands as he ripped them from my firm, but quivering loins. “S-s-s-stop! Please! I don’t want to DO THIS!!” I protested. “SHUT UP, you big queen!” he snarled, punching me in my ribs as he used his knees to roughly force my thighs apart. He violently lifted my legs up over his shoulders. I pushed against his massive hairy chest, but that only seemed to arouse him and make him laugh. Then without warning, I felt his brutal thrust into my mangarden – he-he-he RAPED me!!! Right on the soundstage of Barney Miller!! On and on it went for about five minutes. Drool began to drip from the sides of his mouth into my EYES!! He relentlessly humped me – I thought it would NEVER end. He was so large and heavy, I lost my breath several times, almost passing out. I felt his body quiver, and he moaned loudly as he released his seed INTO ME!! He fell on top of me in a sweaty, hairy heap of manflesh. He lay on top of me for what seemed hours. I only wanted to shower to wash off his scent from my body. Finally, he got up, pulled his pants back on, put his toupee on his head, snickered at my violated body and left.

The next day I went to NBC. ANIMAL!!

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by Anonymousreply 10407/27/2012

R103, people being raped by Max Gail do not say things like "he humped me." You obviously are a sick fantasist. Stop or we will call the police

by Anonymousreply 10507/27/2012

I wonder what Max's natural body scent is like.

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by Anonymousreply 10708/06/2012

[quote] I also took classes at the Lois Nettleton acting school.

I didn't know Lois had an acting school...

by Anonymousreply 10808/18/2012

bump for sexy Max

by Anonymousreply 10910/06/2012

Max Gail, when he played Wojo, should have had his butt paddled, spanked, fucked and generally flattened. I loved that friendly, dumb act combined with an ass that desperately screamed "spank me". Now Max Gail looks like somebody's worst nightmare of their old Aunt Mabel gone awry.

by Anonymousreply 11010/06/2012

I wonder what his body scent was like back then. I would've gulped his bathwater.

by Anonymousreply 11110/06/2012

I had such a huge crush on him back then.

by Anonymousreply 11210/06/2012

Me too, R112. I loved the dumb himbo schtick.

by Anonymousreply 11310/07/2012

The sensitive side of Max -

by Anonymousreply 11410/07/2012

Very nice, R114.

And I would definitely still hit it.

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by Anonymousreply 11711/01/2012

bump for guy in the Celebrities doing porn thread

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by Anonymousreply 12107/10/2013

Bump for sexy Max

by Anonymousreply 12207/12/2013

What a hot, masculine man! I saw him often on the Universal lot. He was aggressively flirtacious. Very nice. Never did him and still regret it.

by Anonymousreply 12308/08/2014

Oh, Daddy!

by Anonymousreply 12408/09/2014

He's no Gregory Harrisburg

by Anonymousreply 12511/23/2016

I remember the episode which might have featured either the characters from r36 's post. I'm paraphrasing:

Woj: Didn't you ever think about having sex with a man?

Barney: No.

Woj: Well,...... (just a deer in the headlights reaction)

Woj had obviously thought about it.

by Anonymousreply 12611/23/2016

[quote]And it felt great! Not sexualized, really (OK, maybe a little bit) but more than that it was just...freeing. What the hell happened to that?

Pussified millennials, that's what. They're terrified of be objectified by someone else in public, so most of them go for a look that is as asexual as possible.

by Anonymousreply 12711/23/2016

Max's only physical defect was that hair. He finally buzzed it down later in life and he looked so much better as a man with MPB who wasn't trying to hide it anymore. The combover is a dick wilter from the word go.

by Anonymousreply 12811/23/2016

Max was my kind of lunk.

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by Anonymousreply 13012/02/2016

Now that you mention it r128, I'm starting to sexualize combovers.

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