MAX GAIL - All Max, all the time

Saw Max last night on Barney Miller via Amazon Prime! Funny show with strong cast.

Thank you OP! I'll tell my friend he should be able to participate now.

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This new thread needs PICS, PICS, PICS!

I'm sorry, but that pic OP picked out is going to get really tiresome once this thread comes through our feeds 300 times. It's really weird.

You’re welcome R2!

For R3...

He looks like a Colt model in OP’s pic. Not weird at all.

He looks great in the actual photo OP. It's the watermark over his face that's distracting. I think that's what R4 was getting at.

That's actually one of my favorite pictures of him OP. I even have a copy autographed by him.

I posted this one before, but it's worth posting again. That ASS is just begging to be played with!

Hmmmm... Wojo...

@ R9 - He looks like he's been standing up for too long. He needs to come sit on my face for a few hours.

Tie his hands behind his back and blindfold him first

I would just want him to hold me with his shirt off, for a long time.

^Sounds like Heaven on earth.

[quote] @ [R9] - He looks like he's been standing up for too long. He needs to come sit on my face for a few hours

Right after he sat on mine.

I still remember on Barney Miller how his perfect ass was enhanced by the snug fit of his (typically) brown polyester pants.

And those tantalizing vpl's in the front when the camera would catch him just right. He was the sexiest thing on earth!

That sounds heavenly to me R13. I know I'll get shit and ridicule from the total tops, but I would've loved for him to spoon me naked in bed and hold me tight for hours, after he came inside me.

^I’m hard now.

No one should ridicule you for that R17.

Lol R18

Does anyone have any photos of him from his college days? I heard he was a football player. He must have been buff and beautiful even then!

Never have out of kilter teeth produced such a sexy smile.

Add the cleft chin and dimpled cheeks to that smile and I'm dead!

The fact that he was an all-natural man and not completely perfect is what, to me, made him so sexy.

I wish I had those, R20. I'm sure someone does.

Yes, I'd love to see those pics too

Unfortunately, he doesn't show up in the Ancestry.com yearbook collection (yet!).

I would've been stealing all his used jockstraps from his locker

^Me too! Is it TMI to say that any stray pubes would've been a plus?

No such thing R28. This DL and Max Gail. If you stop being obscene I'll call the police

There was a copy of his senior HS yearbook on Ebay, but looks like it sold a couple of days ago. I bet he looked really handsome in his graduating pic...

Remember Battle of the Network Stars? They always made the male stars wear speedos! That’s Robert Hays with him:

R20 Check out his fan page on Facebook, some of his high school pics are there.

You couldn't find it within you to provide a link R32? RUDE!!

I was trying to post Max Gail's Facebook page but DL is not accepting any posts on this thread for some reason. No problem anywhere else.

At least posts with Facebook links.

Here's his HS yearbook photo from his FB page.

Gorgeous.

He's pectacular!!

I don't know who that guy is, but he's clearly in hog heaven. Soaking up that Max Gail aroma.

R38 That’s Maurice Benard. Max played his father on General Hospital and won an Emmy for it.

Awesome R32! Thanks for the heads up! Gawd, even at 18 he was already hot to death, with a killer smile! Very nice of Sue to posts these.

I think the whole Battle of the Network Stars competition was just a ruse to get a bunch of hunky men to walk around in speedos lol...

R33 Tried. The site refused to allow it. Sorry.

Just go to Facebook and type in maxgailjr

You don’t even need an account as far as I know.

Max gives great hugs and is a fantastic storyteller. Loved spending time with him.

[quote] [R33] Tried. The site refused to allow it. Sorry.

Yes, I found that out myself. And I do beg your pardon for my brash rudeness. Actually it was a failed attempt to be funny, but I'm sure you wouldn't have seen it that way. I know I wouldn't have.

[You don’t even need an account as far as I know.]

No, you don't need an account, and finding him is easy enough...

He had a very definitely college prep look in his HS yearbook photo. Very sporty! I can picture him in a letterman jacket.

That's General Hospital's Maurice Benard at R38. Max played his dad in a powerful storyline that won him the Daytime Emmy last year.

That Yearbook pic.. shit, I'm in love! He won the cosmic genetic lottery and doesn't even know it!

Yes, big thanks to Sue for sharing these on Facebook

Thank you R32!! He was even more gorgeous than I expected!!

Damn, look at all that dick and ass at R31. To be there when he peeled them off...

And the Emmy goes to...

^ I just started watching the first few episodes of him playing Mike on GH on Amazon Prime. No wonder he won the Emmy hands down. If he had submitted on his second year, he would have been a lock for it too.

[quote] Max gives great hugs

Lucky you lol, most of us would trample over a herd of angry wombats to get a hug from him.

Now you have MY imagination going R50!

^LOL

He made me tingly when I was a kid.

[quote] most of us would trample over a herd of angry wombats to get a hug from him.

LOL!! Sounds painful, but I'd be one of "most of us"

R56, I'd take the stitches, so long as I got to sniff his body musk up close and personal...

Max kissed me once, years ago when he was still doing Barney Miller. It was very nice. He’s so sweet and gentle.

every day in every way!

That sounds heavenly R58... could you share more?

Oh, how I would've wanted to be kissed by Max..*sigh*. But I wouldn't be all that gentle LOL

Wojo in uniform!

More Max in uniform

They just ran the "Uniform Days" episode of Barney Miller on FETV. Take Max Gail at his hottest and dress him up in a police uniform... hmmm!

There's enough Wojo fantasy material in that episode to last for days...

Here are a couple of pictures of Max, at I believe, the California Special Olympics (1983?)

Looking hot and beefy as ever, showing off his D.C. Cab physique

The caption on the slide said "Max and officer Bird"... I think it's just "Crackers" from Barney Miller, lol

If you look close, you can see his chest and torso through his Lacoste polo shirt.

Even the bird wants a piece of Max!

R66 The pretty Black woman behind him was his first wife. She died of cancer just a couple of years after they were married. He quit acting for short time to grieve and care for their baby daughter.

Photos of Max in uniform and from his DC Cab era. I'm in hog fucking heaven!!!

Thanks guys!

Yeah, R68, I forgot to mention that. Willie, right? She's also on the pic below that.

I have another one where the 2 of them are together. Very nice pic

Muscles!

Love this shot for some reason!

R70 That’s right!

I’m kinda digging the silk shirt with the chest hair. LOL

[quote] Love this shot for some reason!

I could give you about a hundred reasons to love that shot! LOL

Here's a body made for sin...

Oops wrong link! Let’s try this again. M

I’m kinda digging the silk shirt with the chest hair. LOL

Oh yes! Those pics of him at the Barney Miller after-show party, showing his chest hair have kept me warm a few nights!

I also love him in this screencap from the Streets of San Francisco. More chest hair, more biceps, more pecs...

You two are seriously killing me with all this prime beef!!!

😍😍😍😍😍

Luv all the new pix! 😋I never saw the ones from the special olympics before. Where did you find those?

If you look up the term "built like a brick shit house" there should be a picture of Max there.

This discussion was missing some VPL.

I know this is one of yours JD, but I hope you won't mind if I repost

i found him very sexy, as well, as a kid, but was not a fan of the Wojo character. I didn't get it. But his looks kept me interested, nevertheless.

That stretchy double knit we wore back in the 70s was a crotch watcher's dream when guys liked their slacks snug.

This conversation brings back great memories. I was a kid, and I learned crotch watching with Max on Barney Miller. I'd keep my eyes glued to his ass and crotch, looking for glimpses of his dick. When I got them, I'd get butterflies. He'd always hang to the right. I thought he was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Those S.E. pics...OMG!

Not al all R81

No Max Gail appreciation thread would be complete without an ass closeup shot. Look at that masterpiece! Who wouldn't want to grab it with both hands!

Hi! Sue here! If you don’t know me, I help Max run his Facebook page. We’re friends and he’s the best. Thanks for the kind comments and glad you’re enjoying the page!

While he (to my knowledge) doesn’t know about this particular group of threads, knowing him as well as I do I’m sure he’d find it really amusing, not upsetting. He wasn’t even upset by that crazy story with him and Ed Asner, he just didn’t want it in his search results. :-)

He has never considered himself any kind of sex symbol or anything like it so he thinks it’s funny that others do! As long as you continue to show the respect you do and understand he’s straight and taken, it’s cool. :-)

Just one thing, if you happen to come across any photos of him with his kids or grandkids please don’t post them here. Max is very protective of his family and their privacy. Thanks and enjoy your swooning! :-) If you have any questions feel free to ask!

Hi Sue! Lucky lady to know The Man personally!

Hey Sue! Nice to meet you!. Of course, we know who you are! Thanks for all your hard work with Max's FB page.

Absolutely, we love him, and we'll always be respectful towards him. We just like to let off some steam once in a while, lol. It's hard to think that he couldn't see his own beauty.

Noted about the photos. I posted a couple of pictures of him at R66 and R67 that show his first wife in the background. If you'd prefer that I edit them or take them down, just say the word.

If we can be of any assistance to you, don't hesitate!

Hello Sue! Nice of you to stop by! Great job with Mr Max's Facebook! 😃And, yep... what JD said👆🏻😉

Pardon our concupiscent commentary Miss Sue. I didn't know there was a lady in our midst. In DL speak, you must indeed have "asbestos eyeballs" if you've read any of it.

Young Maxwell can sometimes make us into a very horny lot.

Does Max do guys?

R92, As Sue said above, no he does not.

R89 No worries, they’re fine! In fact I’m going to swipe them and post them on Max’s page! :-)

R91 It’s fine. I’ve been an avid reader and writer of fanfic for many years and have read it all! :-)

R92 No, Max is straight.

[quote] It's hard to think that he couldn't see his own beauty.

Goofy masculine guys who don’t know they’re hot are always extremely hot.

Him not knowing he’s hot is what makes him so hot.

Welcome to our little corner of the internet Sue!. If you like reading fanfic, there are some very hot ones about Max in this set of 4 threads!

[quote] No worries, they’re fine! In fact I’m going to swipe them and post them on Max’s page! :-)

Happy to see that :).

I have a couple of other slides from the same photo session that is just Max with his wife, Willie. I'm not sure whether any of these photos have been published before, but if you think it would be of any interest to him to have the ones with his wife, I'm happy to scan them and give them to you.

Lol R95, you've got that right!

In case you were wondering, Max will be 78 in April and he’s still got it! Seriously, check out those biceps!

He's still got it. Never lost it. He'll be beautiful for eternity!

For a man his age, it's incredible how much muscle mass he has. The width of his chest alone would be the envy of most men half his age.

JD, have you seen the thread going around about Spanish men? Hot stuff in there. And they haven't even seen you ;-)

Damn, he's a hot looking 78 year old.

R98 - You're making me have dirty thoughts about a man in his late 70's. Shame on you!! LOL

He's the epitome of a man who lives right.

R100 he really is in incredible shape for his age. Having been hugged by him many times I can tell you he is solid muscle and strong as an ox. He’s 6 feet tall I’m barely 5’2 so he dwarfs me. LOL! Aside from a knee replacement a few years ago (thanks to an old rugby injury I believe), he’s in great health and exercises every day. He definitely inherited some great genes!

R103 he really does. He’s living his absolute best life. :-)

Sorry but I don't get the appeal. At best he's fit-fat. Not an ab in sight. And the fur is a dick wilter for me. Body hair on men makes me physically ill.

R105, you sound like a lesbian

R105, why exactly are you here then? Go away.

R105 - blocked

R105, be gone, varmint!

I love chest hair on a man, it’s just sexy. I used to love it on Barney Miller when we got a glimpse of Wojo’s! I also love nice hands on a man.

He's over twice my age R98, but I have to say, his behind still looks just as solid and in as fine shape as those biceps and everything else on him!

R100 Hi Ian, no I haven't seen it. I'm only half Spaniard though, my father was American.

R106, R107, R108, R109 We are a protective bunch, I love it!! Lol.

Don't mess with our Max!!

R105, he's still probably 100 pounds thinner than you. He has the perfect body type!

^ Agreed. He's muscular, but also has some meat that you can grab on to. I'll take him over the shredded, 0% body fat types every time.

And his body fur is a massive turn-on. I remember that scene on Barney Miller when he came out of the shower wet, in his bathrobe, and all his chest hair was glistening and on display. I had to remind myself to blink.

Remember the B.M. episode with the bag lady who tries to drag Wojo with her to the Bahamas? "I like men who have some meat on their bones" 😆😆😆

R105 is a sad case. If he can't see the attraction to a Max Gail, he will never experience a real man in his life.

[quote] I'm only half Spaniard though, my father was American.

It's all very nicely mixed up in there, JD :-)

R115 Lol, yes! The homeless lady keeps hitting on Wojo, and he just politely smiles at her.

I think that pic at R74 is from that episode. He looks like a Greek god in it!

Sue, you can tell Max that the slides for the Special Olympic photos had a stamp on them of 1982, and they are branded by Scott Downie.

R115, loved that episode! That actress was wonderful and Wojo was so endearingly sweet!

R118 Thank you! I just shot Max a text with that info. He didn’t remember that event at all, just that it had to be before DC Cab because Willie wasn’t pregnant yet. He really enjoyed the photos!

R114, Max hated that episode! He got them to promise if it got picked up as a spin off that he could stay on Barney Miller. I always found it amusing that during the longish scene where they are talking/eating pizza Wojo’s shirt went from buttoned unbuttoned and back again! LOL Wojo did look pretty cute in his bathrobe!

R114 You mean like this?

R105, I’m not sure why you’re telling us about your limp dick. I’m terribly sorry but no one cares.

R121 😍😍😍!!! - If I'd been that actress, I would've purposely sat on the edge of his robe so it would had peeled off him when he stood up. Imagine him wet AND naked!!!

JD -did you see what Max wrote on FB about your photos? He really seemed to like them! 😃He even thanked Sue for digging them up! 😉 He also sounded touched to see his wife in them too ♥️. Where did you find them?

You're welcome, Sue. Funny, I thought I was the only one who'd noticed the mess up in continuity with Wojo's buttoned/unbuttoned shirt in that episode... But that's because I'm always looking at his chest, lol. There's also an episode in the early seasons where, in the same scene, I noticed his pants going from blue to brown to blue again... But that's because I'm always looking at his... well, you know... ;)

Yes, I read it R123. A friend of mine in the industry had a bunch of his photo slides and gave them to me. I'm delighted that Max enjoyed them :)

Exactly R121!

I see that hairy chest, and I raise you a naked thigh...

Alternative view of that fur

R124 Well I can’t say I ever looked at *that* part of him, but I did like seeing the glimpses of Wojo’s chest-that is when I wasn’t laughing until I cried over one line or another! That show never ever gets old. :-)

R126 Holy FUCK is that hot!!!!!!

R125 OPEN UP THAT BATHROBE WOJCIEHOWICZ!!!

I bet Max would get a kick out of knowing that he has a very attentive fan club!

I wish there was more available material from his early works. Like from even before Barney Miller.

^ Yeah, it's not impossible, but some of his early tv stuff is not easy to find.

I'd also love to see pics or videos of some of his early theater works, like when he was doing Cuckoo's Nest in San Francisco. But who knows if that even exists.

Hey Sue, for Max. I thought he might like to have this one.

^That’s wonderful JD.

That's so sweet JD! ♥️ I bet he'll like it! 😃. They look so lovely together in that pic!

Sue, do you have any new details about when the next FB Live with Max will be?

R136 Not yet, but the next time event will take place on Zoom. He wants to be able hear everyone who is there and interact with them. Stay tuned!

^That’s great. Thanks for the info!

There was a mention of Max’s early work being hard to find. Here is one of his very first roles, an episode of Cannon from 1971.

Thanks R139!

I've been collecting his body of work as a hobby. So far, I've been able to gather about 85 titles between his movies and tv series. I just got a copy of the miniseries "Pearl". It's on VHS, but I'll transfer it into digital and will try to upload it to Youtube, or at least his scenes.

Here he is on Ironside. His part is only about 2:30 minutes long, but according to the Imdb site, I think it's his first credited work as an actor.

Wow, you still have a vhs player JD? I'd like to see him in Pearl. From the pics I've seen he looks hot as fuck in it.

Yeah.. but I don't Instagram Polaroids R142 lol. I own a multimedia studio, and VCRs still come in very handy. Hell yes! He's hot in it!

R141, you are correct, that was his very first TV role! His very first movie role was in Dirty Harry. If you blink you’ll miss it! LOL

Here’s Max in Pearl.

And another.

He's smoking hot at R146, but that face at R145 fucking kills me! 💦

Let's just say that those pics of him are putting thoughts in my head that would make Caligula blush.

And I am being modest out of respect to Sue

Cover your eyes Miss Sue

He looks so innocent @ R145. I'd love to shower with him, and get him initiated in the arts of the man going up into the man

He's SOOO young and adorable in that clip from Ironside R141! 😍 I could just eat him up!! 🤤Max gave it a "Like" too 😃

And he looks SOOO beautiful at R145! I don't know if it's the photo, but he looks like he has little freckles over his nose, which makes him even more adorable! ❤️

GORGEOUS - SEXY - BEAUTIFUL - PERFECT - 10/10

He just wrote on his Fan page -in the post with JD's Ironside video- that he doesn't consider himself handsome, but that he likes to hear it once in a while LOL. For him attractiveness is compassion, authenticity and openness. If that's his definition of beauty, he appears to have it in spades.

PLEASE stop uploading this. dude is over. good God. i'ts ridiculous to see this on our feed.

R153 Don’t read it then. There’s this thing called scrolling on by. There are plenty of threads on this site that don’t interest me, but instead of being an asshole like you, I simply ignore them and give my energy to the ones I enjoy.

By the way, trolling tends to work better when you have the ability to write complete sentences and understand basic grammar concepts.

Fuck off and have a real shitty day!

Yes, like you asking us to is going to stop us R153... what an idiot...

What IS ridiculous R153, is you feeling the need to come here and run him down to us. If you don't like it, mute the thread and be done with it.

We're going to continue talking about him as long as we fucking want to.

[quote] He just wrote on his Fan page -in the post with JD's Ironside video- that he doesn't consider himself handsome, but that he likes to hear it once in a while LOL

Lol, I don't think he'll ever have to worry about not hearing it R152. He's got more people drooling over him than he even knows.

And yes. I've been reading through a lot of his posts on his fan FB, and I'm amazed at his inner beauty and depth as a person. I knew he was gorgeous, but I didn't know that the inside also matched the outside.

[quote] i'ts ridiculous to see this on our feed.

Also from this bitch, R153:

"Have You Ever Fucked Someone with a Disability?

I met this guy over IRC from Canada and we ended up melding in an amazing way (he was in Canada, i was in upstate NY). he ended up having a microdick due to a birth congenital defect and he was still able to make me cum no matter what. it still astounds me til this day because i am definitely a size queen."

R157 Absolutely JD! He’s a wonderful man and very endearing.

R153 Over? Not by a long shot. You know deep down you wish you were this chick and getting felt up by him!

Asshats like R153 are laughably pathetic, and the quote from him at R158 makes it that much more obvious. You're clearly intrigued, dickhead, otherwise you wouldn't be sullying up the thread.

Anyhow, I agree, JD, you can tell by his posts that his inside definitely matches his gorgeous outside. Lucky Sue, that you know him personally! Pic at R160 is gorgeous, by the way.

R161 I agree, it’s a great photo. Can you believe the wardrobe people were frustrated and told him he “didn’t give them much to work with” and that his shoulders weren’t big enough?

R160 Thanks for sharing!

[quote]Can you believe the wardrobe people were frustrated and told him he “didn’t give them much to work with” and that his shoulders weren’t big enough?

Really? Wow. He looks pretty muscular to me. What is that from, anyway?

That face image at R145 makes my loins burn.

It looks like R153 is a special kind of asshole. He went through and reported all the Max pics shared from Imgur, prompting them to scold me for posting “explicit” content (the pic above with the woman and the one from Battle of the Network Stars where he is wearing a swimsuit). Fuck right off R153, you piece of rotted shit.

Hahaha! Love it R160! Lucky anyone who gets to be felt up by him!

I'm thinking about the girls on this fan page if they saw that pic. Imagine the thumping sounds of heads hitting the floor as widespread fainting sweeps across the land! lol

[quote] Can you believe the wardrobe people were frustrated and told him he "didn't give them much to work with" and that his shoulders weren't big enough?

He should have put this wardrobe person in a headlock; really give him the chance to feel the size of his muscles lol

^ *his fan page*

That really sucks R165. 99% of people who post here are really cool, but once in a while, we get a real queen sized piece of work. Fuck him.

[quote] I'm thinking about the girls on his fan page if they saw that pic. Imagine the thumping sounds of heads hitting the floor as widespread fainting sweeps across the land! lol

🤣🤣🤣I'm one of them, and I just made that thumping sound! 😂 I've never seen Max in a pic like that!!! 😍 Oh, to feel his warm hands all over my naked body! Specially in his times of Barney Miller 🤤🤤

And as far as R153 yeah fuck him! Max is twice the man at 77 than he'll ever be in his whole sorry life! 😤

R160 - I want his naughty hand on my crotch, under my shorts.

R163 A TV series called Live. He played a fitness guru.

Everything about his face at R145 is perfection. He exudes both incredible masculinity and tenderness at the same time. The only way it could be any more perfect would be if they had him holding a kitten next to his face. Nothing hotter than a sexy man showing his tender side with a baby animal.

[quote] [R163] A TV series called Live. He played a fitness guru.

Thanks!

And R153 is a psychopath.

One of Max’s earlier works, a razor commercial! He was also hired to be a Mitchum (men’s deodorant) man, but the commercial never aired.

And in case you were wondering, he has lovely green eyes. :-)

Max in full shirtless glory from 1976.

And here he is from that Sci-Fi movie.

Lawdy mercy!

The Aliens are Coming clip, the shirtless clip and the old commercial were posted in the other Max threads, but T4P anyway. Too much is never enough!