MAX GAIL - All Max, all the time

Saw Max last night on Barney Miller via Amazon Prime! Funny show with strong cast.

Thank you OP! I'll tell my friend he should be able to participate now.

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This new thread needs PICS, PICS, PICS!

I'm sorry, but that pic OP picked out is going to get really tiresome once this thread comes through our feeds 300 times. It's really weird.

You’re welcome R2!

For R3...

He looks like a Colt model in OP’s pic. Not weird at all.

He looks great in the actual photo OP. It's the watermark over his face that's distracting. I think that's what R4 was getting at.

That's actually one of my favorite pictures of him OP. I even have a copy autographed by him.

I posted this one before, but it's worth posting again. That ASS is just begging to be played with!

Hmmmm... Wojo...

@ R9 - He looks like he's been standing up for too long. He needs to come sit on my face for a few hours.

Tie his hands behind his back and blindfold him first

I would just want him to hold me with his shirt off, for a long time.

^Sounds like Heaven on earth.

[quote] @ [R9] - He looks like he's been standing up for too long. He needs to come sit on my face for a few hours

Right after he sat on mine.

I still remember on Barney Miller how his perfect ass was enhanced by the snug fit of his (typically) brown polyester pants.

And those tantalizing vpl's in the front when the camera would catch him just right. He was the sexiest thing on earth!

That sounds heavenly to me R13. I know I'll get shit and ridicule from the total tops, but I would've loved for him to spoon me naked in bed and hold me tight for hours, after he came inside me.

^I’m hard now.

No one should ridicule you for that R17.

Lol R18

Does anyone have any photos of him from his college days? I heard he was a football player. He must have been buff and beautiful even then!

Never have out of kilter teeth produced such a sexy smile.

Add the cleft chin and dimpled cheeks to that smile and I'm dead!

The fact that he was an all-natural man and not completely perfect is what, to me, made him so sexy.

I wish I had those, R20. I'm sure someone does.

Yes, I'd love to see those pics too

Unfortunately, he doesn't show up in the Ancestry.com yearbook collection (yet!).

I would've been stealing all his used jockstraps from his locker

^Me too! Is it TMI to say that any stray pubes would've been a plus?

No such thing R28. This DL and Max Gail. If you stop being obscene I'll call the police

There was a copy of his senior HS yearbook on Ebay, but looks like it sold a couple of days ago. I bet he looked really handsome in his graduating pic...

Remember Battle of the Network Stars? They always made the male stars wear speedos! That’s Robert Hays with him:

R20 Check out his fan page on Facebook, some of his high school pics are there.

You couldn't find it within you to provide a link R32? RUDE!!

I was trying to post Max Gail's Facebook page but DL is not accepting any posts on this thread for some reason. No problem anywhere else.

At least posts with Facebook links.

Here's his HS yearbook photo from his FB page.

Gorgeous.

He's pectacular!!

I don't know who that guy is, but he's clearly in hog heaven. Soaking up that Max Gail aroma.

R38 That’s Maurice Benard. Max played his father on General Hospital and won an Emmy for it.

Awesome R32! Thanks for the heads up! Gawd, even at 18 he was already hot to death, with a killer smile! Very nice of Sue to posts these.

I think the whole Battle of the Network Stars competition was just a ruse to get a bunch of hunky men to walk around in speedos lol...

R33 Tried. The site refused to allow it. Sorry.

Just go to Facebook and type in maxgailjr

You don’t even need an account as far as I know.

Max gives great hugs and is a fantastic storyteller. Loved spending time with him.

[quote] [R33] Tried. The site refused to allow it. Sorry.

Yes, I found that out myself. And I do beg your pardon for my brash rudeness. Actually it was a failed attempt to be funny, but I'm sure you wouldn't have seen it that way. I know I wouldn't have.

[You don’t even need an account as far as I know.]

No, you don't need an account, and finding him is easy enough...

He had a very definitely college prep look in his HS yearbook photo. Very sporty! I can picture him in a letterman jacket.

That's General Hospital's Maurice Benard at R38. Max played his dad in a powerful storyline that won him the Daytime Emmy last year.

That Yearbook pic.. shit, I'm in love! He won the cosmic genetic lottery and doesn't even know it!

Yes, big thanks to Sue for sharing these on Facebook

Thank you R32!! He was even more gorgeous than I expected!!

Damn, look at all that dick and ass at R31. To be there when he peeled them off...

And the Emmy goes to...

^ I just started watching the first few episodes of him playing Mike on GH on Amazon Prime. No wonder he won the Emmy hands down. If he had submitted on his second year, he would have been a lock for it too.

[quote] Max gives great hugs

Lucky you lol, most of us would trample over a herd of angry wombats to get a hug from him.

Now you have MY imagination going R50!

^LOL

He made me tingly when I was a kid.

[quote] most of us would trample over a herd of angry wombats to get a hug from him.

LOL!! Sounds painful, but I'd be one of "most of us"

R56, I'd take the stitches, so long as I got to sniff his body musk up close and personal...

Max kissed me once, years ago when he was still doing Barney Miller. It was very nice. He’s so sweet and gentle.

every day in every way!

That sounds heavenly R58... could you share more?

Oh, how I would've wanted to be kissed by Max..*sigh*. But I wouldn't be all that gentle LOL

Wojo in uniform!

More Max in uniform

They just ran the "Uniform Days" episode of Barney Miller on FETV. Take Max Gail at his hottest and dress him up in a police uniform... hmmm!

There's enough Wojo fantasy material in that episode to last for days...

Here are a couple of pictures of Max, at I believe, the California Special Olympics (1983?)

Looking hot and beefy as ever, showing off his D.C. Cab physique

The caption on the slide said "Max and officer Bird"... I think it's just "Crackers" from Barney Miller, lol

If you look close, you can see his chest and torso through his Lacoste polo shirt.

Even the bird wants a piece of Max!

R66 The pretty Black woman behind him was his first wife. She died of cancer just a couple of years after they were married. He quit acting for short time to grieve and care for their baby daughter.

Photos of Max in uniform and from his DC Cab era. I'm in hog fucking heaven!!!

Thanks guys!

Yeah, R68, I forgot to mention that. Willie, right? She's also on the pic below that.

I have another one where the 2 of them are together. Very nice pic

Muscles!

Love this shot for some reason!

R70 That’s right!

I’m kinda digging the silk shirt with the chest hair. LOL

[quote] Love this shot for some reason!

I could give you about a hundred reasons to love that shot! LOL

Here's a body made for sin...

Oops wrong link! Let’s try this again. M

I’m kinda digging the silk shirt with the chest hair. LOL

Oh yes! Those pics of him at the Barney Miller after-show party, showing his chest hair have kept me warm a few nights!

I also love him in this screencap from the Streets of San Francisco. More chest hair, more biceps, more pecs...

You two are seriously killing me with all this prime beef!!!

😍😍😍😍😍

Luv all the new pix! 😋I never saw the ones from the special olympics before. Where did you find those?

If you look up the term "built like a brick shit house" there should be a picture of Max there.

This discussion was missing some VPL.

I know this is one of yours JD, but I hope you won't mind if I repost

i found him very sexy, as well, as a kid, but was not a fan of the Wojo character. I didn't get it. But his looks kept me interested, nevertheless.

That stretchy double knit we wore back in the 70s was a crotch watcher's dream when guys liked their slacks snug.

This conversation brings back great memories. I was a kid, and I learned crotch watching with Max on Barney Miller. I'd keep my eyes glued to his ass and crotch, looking for glimpses of his dick. When I got them, I'd get butterflies. He'd always hang to the right. I thought he was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

Those S.E. pics...OMG!

Not al all R81

No Max Gail appreciation thread would be complete without an ass closeup shot. Look at that masterpiece! Who wouldn't want to grab it with both hands!

Hi! Sue here! If you don’t know me, I help Max run his Facebook page. We’re friends and he’s the best. Thanks for the kind comments and glad you’re enjoying the page!

While he (to my knowledge) doesn’t know about this particular group of threads, knowing him as well as I do I’m sure he’d find it really amusing, not upsetting. He wasn’t even upset by that crazy story with him and Ed Asner, he just didn’t want it in his search results. :-)

He has never considered himself any kind of sex symbol or anything like it so he thinks it’s funny that others do! As long as you continue to show the respect you do and understand he’s straight and taken, it’s cool. :-)

Just one thing, if you happen to come across any photos of him with his kids or grandkids please don’t post them here. Max is very protective of his family and their privacy. Thanks and enjoy your swooning! :-) If you have any questions feel free to ask!

Hi Sue! Lucky lady to know The Man personally!

Hey Sue! Nice to meet you!. Of course, we know who you are! Thanks for all your hard work with Max's FB page.

Absolutely, we love him, and we'll always be respectful towards him. We just like to let off some steam once in a while, lol. It's hard to think that he couldn't see his own beauty.

Noted about the photos. I posted a couple of pictures of him at R66 and R67 that show his first wife in the background. If you'd prefer that I edit them or take them down, just say the word.

If we can be of any assistance to you, don't hesitate!

Hello Sue! Nice of you to stop by! Great job with Mr Max's Facebook! 😃And, yep... what JD said👆🏻😉

Pardon our concupiscent commentary Miss Sue. I didn't know there was a lady in our midst. In DL speak, you must indeed have "asbestos eyeballs" if you've read any of it.

Young Maxwell can sometimes make us into a very horny lot.

Does Max do guys?

R92, As Sue said above, no he does not.

R89 No worries, they’re fine! In fact I’m going to swipe them and post them on Max’s page! :-)

R91 It’s fine. I’ve been an avid reader and writer of fanfic for many years and have read it all! :-)

R92 No, Max is straight.

[quote] It's hard to think that he couldn't see his own beauty.

Goofy masculine guys who don’t know they’re hot are always extremely hot.

Him not knowing he’s hot is what makes him so hot.

Welcome to our little corner of the internet Sue!. If you like reading fanfic, there are some very hot ones about Max in this set of 4 threads!

[quote] No worries, they’re fine! In fact I’m going to swipe them and post them on Max’s page! :-)

Happy to see that :).

I have a couple of other slides from the same photo session that is just Max with his wife, Willie. I'm not sure whether any of these photos have been published before, but if you think it would be of any interest to him to have the ones with his wife, I'm happy to scan them and give them to you.

Lol R95, you've got that right!

In case you were wondering, Max will be 78 in April and he’s still got it! Seriously, check out those biceps!

He's still got it. Never lost it. He'll be beautiful for eternity!

For a man his age, it's incredible how much muscle mass he has. The width of his chest alone would be the envy of most men half his age.

JD, have you seen the thread going around about Spanish men? Hot stuff in there. And they haven't even seen you ;-)

Damn, he's a hot looking 78 year old.

R98 - You're making me have dirty thoughts about a man in his late 70's. Shame on you!! LOL

He's the epitome of a man who lives right.

R100 he really is in incredible shape for his age. Having been hugged by him many times I can tell you he is solid muscle and strong as an ox. He’s 6 feet tall I’m barely 5’2 so he dwarfs me. LOL! Aside from a knee replacement a few years ago (thanks to an old rugby injury I believe), he’s in great health and exercises every day. He definitely inherited some great genes!

R103 he really does. He’s living his absolute best life. :-)

Sorry but I don't get the appeal. At best he's fit-fat. Not an ab in sight. And the fur is a dick wilter for me. Body hair on men makes me physically ill.

R105, you sound like a lesbian

R105, why exactly are you here then? Go away.

R105 - blocked

R105, be gone, varmint!

I love chest hair on a man, it’s just sexy. I used to love it on Barney Miller when we got a glimpse of Wojo’s! I also love nice hands on a man.

He's over twice my age R98, but I have to say, his behind still looks just as solid and in as fine shape as those biceps and everything else on him!

R100 Hi Ian, no I haven't seen it. I'm only half Spaniard though, my father was American.

R106, R107, R108, R109 We are a protective bunch, I love it!! Lol.

Don't mess with our Max!!

R105, he's still probably 100 pounds thinner than you. He has the perfect body type!

^ Agreed. He's muscular, but also has some meat that you can grab on to. I'll take him over the shredded, 0% body fat types every time.

And his body fur is a massive turn-on. I remember that scene on Barney Miller when he came out of the shower wet, in his bathrobe, and all his chest hair was glistening and on display. I had to remind myself to blink.

Remember the B.M. episode with the bag lady who tries to drag Wojo with her to the Bahamas? "I like men who have some meat on their bones" 😆😆😆

R105 is a sad case. If he can't see the attraction to a Max Gail, he will never experience a real man in his life.

[quote] I'm only half Spaniard though, my father was American.

It's all very nicely mixed up in there, JD :-)

R115 Lol, yes! The homeless lady keeps hitting on Wojo, and he just politely smiles at her.

I think that pic at R74 is from that episode. He looks like a Greek god in it!

Sue, you can tell Max that the slides for the Special Olympic photos had a stamp on them of 1982, and they are branded by Scott Downie.

R115, loved that episode! That actress was wonderful and Wojo was so endearingly sweet!

R118 Thank you! I just shot Max a text with that info. He didn’t remember that event at all, just that it had to be before DC Cab because Willie wasn’t pregnant yet. He really enjoyed the photos!

R114, Max hated that episode! He got them to promise if it got picked up as a spin off that he could stay on Barney Miller. I always found it amusing that during the longish scene where they are talking/eating pizza Wojo’s shirt went from buttoned unbuttoned and back again! LOL Wojo did look pretty cute in his bathrobe!

R114 You mean like this?

R105, I’m not sure why you’re telling us about your limp dick. I’m terribly sorry but no one cares.

R121 😍😍😍!!! - If I'd been that actress, I would've purposely sat on the edge of his robe so it would had peeled off him when he stood up. Imagine him wet AND naked!!!

JD -did you see what Max wrote on FB about your photos? He really seemed to like them! 😃He even thanked Sue for digging them up! 😉 He also sounded touched to see his wife in them too ♥️. Where did you find them?

You're welcome, Sue. Funny, I thought I was the only one who'd noticed the mess up in continuity with Wojo's buttoned/unbuttoned shirt in that episode... But that's because I'm always looking at his chest, lol. There's also an episode in the early seasons where, in the same scene, I noticed his pants going from blue to brown to blue again... But that's because I'm always looking at his... well, you know... ;)

Yes, I read it R123. A friend of mine in the industry had a bunch of his photo slides and gave them to me. I'm delighted that Max enjoyed them :)

Exactly R121!

I see that hairy chest, and I raise you a naked thigh...

Alternative view of that fur

R124 Well I can’t say I ever looked at *that* part of him, but I did like seeing the glimpses of Wojo’s chest-that is when I wasn’t laughing until I cried over one line or another! That show never ever gets old. :-)

R126 Holy FUCK is that hot!!!!!!

R125 OPEN UP THAT BATHROBE WOJCIEHOWICZ!!!

I bet Max would get a kick out of knowing that he has a very attentive fan club!

I wish there was more available material from his early works. Like from even before Barney Miller.

^ Yeah, it's not impossible, but some of his early tv stuff is not easy to find.

I'd also love to see pics or videos of some of his early theater works, like when he was doing Cuckoo's Nest in San Francisco. But who knows if that even exists.

Hey Sue, for Max. I thought he might like to have this one.

^That’s wonderful JD.

That's so sweet JD! ♥️ I bet he'll like it! 😃. They look so lovely together in that pic!

Sue, do you have any new details about when the next FB Live with Max will be?

R136 Not yet, but the next time event will take place on Zoom. He wants to be able hear everyone who is there and interact with them. Stay tuned!

^That’s great. Thanks for the info!

There was a mention of Max’s early work being hard to find. Here is one of his very first roles, an episode of Cannon from 1971.

Thanks R139!

I've been collecting his body of work as a hobby. So far, I've been able to gather about 85 titles between his movies and tv series. I just got a copy of the miniseries "Pearl". It's on VHS, but I'll transfer it into digital and will try to upload it to Youtube, or at least his scenes.

Here he is on Ironside. His part is only about 2:30 minutes long, but according to the Imdb site, I think it's his first credited work as an actor.

Wow, you still have a vhs player JD? I'd like to see him in Pearl. From the pics I've seen he looks hot as fuck in it.

Yeah.. but I don't Instagram Polaroids R142 lol. I own a multimedia studio, and VCRs still come in very handy. Hell yes! He's hot in it!

R141, you are correct, that was his very first TV role! His very first movie role was in Dirty Harry. If you blink you’ll miss it! LOL

Here’s Max in Pearl.

And another.

He's smoking hot at R146, but that face at R145 fucking kills me! 💦

Let's just say that those pics of him are putting thoughts in my head that would make Caligula blush.

And I am being modest out of respect to Sue

Cover your eyes Miss Sue

He looks so innocent @ R145. I'd love to shower with him, and get him initiated in the arts of the man going up into the man

He's SOOO young and adorable in that clip from Ironside R141! 😍 I could just eat him up!! 🤤Max gave it a "Like" too 😃

And he looks SOOO beautiful at R145! I don't know if it's the photo, but he looks like he has little freckles over his nose, which makes him even more adorable! ❤️

GORGEOUS - SEXY - BEAUTIFUL - PERFECT - 10/10

He just wrote on his Fan page -in the post with JD's Ironside video- that he doesn't consider himself handsome, but that he likes to hear it once in a while LOL. For him attractiveness is compassion, authenticity and openness. If that's his definition of beauty, he appears to have it in spades.

PLEASE stop uploading this. dude is over. good God. i'ts ridiculous to see this on our feed.

R153 Don’t read it then. There’s this thing called scrolling on by. There are plenty of threads on this site that don’t interest me, but instead of being an asshole like you, I simply ignore them and give my energy to the ones I enjoy.

By the way, trolling tends to work better when you have the ability to write complete sentences and understand basic grammar concepts.

Fuck off and have a real shitty day!

Yes, like you asking us to is going to stop us R153... what an idiot...

What IS ridiculous R153, is you feeling the need to come here and run him down to us. If you don't like it, mute the thread and be done with it.

We're going to continue talking about him as long as we fucking want to.

[quote] He just wrote on his Fan page -in the post with JD's Ironside video- that he doesn't consider himself handsome, but that he likes to hear it once in a while LOL

Lol, I don't think he'll ever have to worry about not hearing it R152. He's got more people drooling over him than he even knows.

And yes. I've been reading through a lot of his posts on his fan FB, and I'm amazed at his inner beauty and depth as a person. I knew he was gorgeous, but I didn't know that the inside also matched the outside.

[quote] i'ts ridiculous to see this on our feed.

Also from this bitch, R153:

"Have You Ever Fucked Someone with a Disability?

I met this guy over IRC from Canada and we ended up melding in an amazing way (he was in Canada, i was in upstate NY). he ended up having a microdick due to a birth congenital defect and he was still able to make me cum no matter what. it still astounds me til this day because i am definitely a size queen."

R157 Absolutely JD! He’s a wonderful man and very endearing.

R153 Over? Not by a long shot. You know deep down you wish you were this chick and getting felt up by him!

Asshats like R153 are laughably pathetic, and the quote from him at R158 makes it that much more obvious. You're clearly intrigued, dickhead, otherwise you wouldn't be sullying up the thread.

Anyhow, I agree, JD, you can tell by his posts that his inside definitely matches his gorgeous outside. Lucky Sue, that you know him personally! Pic at R160 is gorgeous, by the way.

R161 I agree, it’s a great photo. Can you believe the wardrobe people were frustrated and told him he “didn’t give them much to work with” and that his shoulders weren’t big enough?

R160 Thanks for sharing!

[quote]Can you believe the wardrobe people were frustrated and told him he “didn’t give them much to work with” and that his shoulders weren’t big enough?

Really? Wow. He looks pretty muscular to me. What is that from, anyway?

That face image at R145 makes my loins burn.

It looks like R153 is a special kind of asshole. He went through and reported all the Max pics shared from Imgur, prompting them to scold me for posting “explicit” content (the pic above with the woman and the one from Battle of the Network Stars where he is wearing a swimsuit). Fuck right off R153, you piece of rotted shit.

Hahaha! Love it R160! Lucky anyone who gets to be felt up by him!

I'm thinking about the girls on this fan page if they saw that pic. Imagine the thumping sounds of heads hitting the floor as widespread fainting sweeps across the land! lol

[quote] Can you believe the wardrobe people were frustrated and told him he "didn't give them much to work with" and that his shoulders weren't big enough?

He should have put this wardrobe person in a headlock; really give him the chance to feel the size of his muscles lol

^ *his fan page*

That really sucks R165. 99% of people who post here are really cool, but once in a while, we get a real queen sized piece of work. Fuck him.

[quote] I'm thinking about the girls on his fan page if they saw that pic. Imagine the thumping sounds of heads hitting the floor as widespread fainting sweeps across the land! lol

🤣🤣🤣I'm one of them, and I just made that thumping sound! 😂 I've never seen Max in a pic like that!!! 😍 Oh, to feel his warm hands all over my naked body! Specially in his times of Barney Miller 🤤🤤

And as far as R153 yeah fuck him! Max is twice the man at 77 than he'll ever be in his whole sorry life! 😤

R160 - I want his naughty hand on my crotch, under my shorts.

R163 A TV series called Live. He played a fitness guru.

Everything about his face at R145 is perfection. He exudes both incredible masculinity and tenderness at the same time. The only way it could be any more perfect would be if they had him holding a kitten next to his face. Nothing hotter than a sexy man showing his tender side with a baby animal.

[quote] [R163] A TV series called Live. He played a fitness guru.

Thanks!

And R153 is a psychopath.

One of Max’s earlier works, a razor commercial! He was also hired to be a Mitchum (men’s deodorant) man, but the commercial never aired.

And in case you were wondering, he has lovely green eyes. :-)

Max in full shirtless glory from 1976.

And here he is from that Sci-Fi movie.

Lawdy mercy!

The Aliens are Coming clip, the shirtless clip and the old commercial were posted in the other Max threads, but T4P anyway. Too much is never enough!

I love him in that razor commercial at R173. What a sexy puppy.

R171, you nailed it. As someone said before, he has this ability to be a complete alpha male and totally vulnerable all in the same gesture. When he does that, he kills me.

Reading his writings it Iooks like this tenderness/vulnerability he projects is real, and it comes from within.

R179 it’s 100% real. Max is both tough and tender. :-)

I never tire of watching him on those shirtless videos at R175 and R176. His face and body were flawless.

I really love how he looks here for some reason.

^ Discipline fantasies come to mind...

Uhhh... Daddy, I've been bad and I need a spanking..😈. And while you have me bent over, punish me some more...😈

I love the biceps straining against his shirt. Lawdy!!

Wow, Wojo looks hot there! Look at his muscles, straining the fabric of his shirt, accentuating his big shoulder and bulging biceps...

The angry look on his face turns me on too; I'd love to help him work off his aggravation.

The scenes in Barney Miller where he'd stretched his shirt tight with his muscles set my naughty bits on fire!

Max's sister wrote on Facebook that she thought the comments on the Ironside post were funny. What would she think if she ever read the ones above! LOL

More of Max straining his shirt with his enormous pec muscles. He's about to make that front button pop.

So incredibly sexy here with bed hair and open shirt.

That's a perfect looking torso.

... and a little VLP. So hot...

When you can tell a man is cut, it's more than "a little VPL". 😋

Jesuzz! Can you actually make out the ridge of his cock head at R192, or am I hallucinating???

Fap-Fap-Fap-ulous!

No R194, you are not hallucinating.

And that was the beauty of wearing snug double knit slacks back in the day. That fabric stretched in every direction.

Mmm hmm good!

We now know Max was/is either a boxer kind of guy, or he went commando.

I don't see any hint of underwear lines under those pants. I'd bet money he went commando - lord have mercy!

Another vote for commando - most of the time. I’ve literally slow mo’d some of his ass scenes from BM and there is rarely any underwear lines. I have seen hint of a brief line a time or two, though.

Somehow I don’t think Sue will be willing to ask him for us...LOL

I knew Max back in the Barney Miller days. He was so sweet! He pulled me on to his lap a few times, it was quite nice and yes he had big warm hands and wonderful bear hugs. Those were great days.

R190 You can see where his real hair ends and the hairpiece begins. Look just above his ear-silver/gray hair!

Are you people really getting orgasmic over an old guy from a shitty 70’s sitcom? You’re all sitting there actually masturbating to his pics aren’t you?

Actually R205, I masturbate to pics of young, beautiful Max Gail and Wojo quite often 😊. His masculine face and chiseled body make me wet for him and needing to reach out for my favorite dildo. He makes me cum hard too. 😈

Do you have many people jerking off to you, sport?

[quote] Do you have many people jerking off to you, sport?

Somehow, I don’t think he does, which would explain his anger 😅

[quote] I knew Max back in the Barney Miller days. He was so sweet! He pulled me on to his lap a few times

Tell us more!

Barney Miller, a shitty sitcom? What are you, a Gen Zer?

What's with the trolls on this thread lately? Who gives a shit if Max is older now R205 ? How many "old guys" can say they have a bunch of man and women half his age jerking off to him? And Barney Miller is not a "shitty sitcom". It's one of the best shows ever on TV!

If you must know R205, I'm holding my dick in my hand while looking at Max's cock @ R192, and his bare chest @ 190. Any more questions?

[quote] You're all sitting there actually masturbating to his pics aren't you?

R205 almost sounds like he wants us to tell him about it, lol

R200/R201 I never saw underwear lines under his pants either, and for the first few seasons, he wore pants so tight they almost looked like they were painted on. I remember one episode where he wore a jockstrap under a tight gray tracksuit after falling into the sewer. You could see the strings digging into the side of his butt a couple of times, and that was kinda hot.

Good eye R204!, I hadn't noticed before!

[quote] Somehow I don’t think Sue will be willing to ask him for us...LOL

Damn! There goes the first question I was going to ask her to pass along in the next Facebook meeting, LOL! - Just kidding.

[quote] You’re all sitting there actually masturbating to his pics aren’t you?

Well, duh R205. The x-rated stuff about him written all over these threads should tell you that. Have you really looked at him at his prime? Who wouldn't be wanking to him.

DC Cab

R212 This?

^ That ass is an absolute thing of beauty. So is the rest of his build

R215, Exactly! lol

Damn... look at that body... I remember he wrote that he didn't like wearing that outfit because it was "too tight". I don't know if he meant it in the sense that it was uncomfortable to wear, or if he thought it revealed too much of his masculine build. Modest as he seems to be, I tend to think it's the latter. I sure as hell couldn't take my eyes off him the entire episode.

When he walks into the squad room and gives Ron Carey a push, his balls jiggle a little under his pants. So hawt!!!

R217 He is quite modest. He hated the speedo he had to wear on Battle of the Network Stars too.

Hi Sue, so he didn't want them to put him in speedos?. Well, lucky for us, he lost that argument lol.

I see the way he interacts with his fans and shares himself with them. He's such a breath of fresh air. A lot of artists like to distance themselves from their fan base, even if they portray themselves otherwise. But there just no pretense about him.

Do you mind if ask you how you met him?

From General Hospital

R220 Many years ago, around 2006 or so, I came across Max’s old website. I’ve been a fan since I was a kid so I couldn’t resist sending him an email though it. He responded with a wonderful sweet message! A couple years later he popped up on my “people you may know” on Facebook. I sent him a request and he accepted! We’ve been Facebook friends for over a decade now. Then in the fall of 2019, I had the chance to finally meet him in person when a friend of mine involved in autograph shows asked if I wanted to be Max’s assistant at a show near me. Um, yes! So I got to spend a weekend with him and it was a wonderful time.

Hal Linden was there with him (he’s awesome!) and I also met and became friends with Carol Vigoda (daughter of the legendary Abe). Max and I clicked right away and talked and talked. It was like we’d known each other all our lives. We had so much fun! It was laughter and hugs all weekend. Afterwards I started doing the page for him and the rest is history! :-)

R217, that’s right. He did not like wearing that gray sweatsuit at all!

As far as Battle of the Network Stars goes, yeah he was not too comfortable wearing that speedo. Another friend of mine who did several BoTNS hated the speedo too. I think a lot of guys do. They either think it shows too much or makes them look like they don’t have much to show! LOL

R110 I love chest hair too. It’s so wonderful to snuggle against and it tickles in all the right places!

From the movie 42.

R221 R225, I so would still love to cuddle up with him, and probably more 😘😊

Chest hair is one of my biggest turn-ons in a man. I've been loving the shots you've been posting of Max bare chested or with open shirt.

That said, I'm madly in love with that face shot at R145. I'd love to see him in that movie (hint-hint JD LOL!)

Me too R124! I love the way it feels on my fingers and on my lips. It looks soooo manly on a man. 😋

Max had wonderful chest fur. I love to imagine what it must have been like to play with it. He also had beautiful fur all over his abdomen and lower. I would've loved to play with it too, starting at his chest and going down to the most magical place on earth LOL 🤤

^ I meant R224.. whoops!

I’m sure a lot of those guys did hate wearing the speedos, except, of course, the showy actors who probably got a kick out of walking around in next to nothing. Max has very ample assets, and as modest as he is, I’m sure he would have rather worn swim trunks. Im assuming that’s probably why he never did nudity in his movies, too.

R230 yeah like Erik Estrada, who actually had the crotch of all his pants/swimsuits “enhanced” to make him look bigger. LOL

^Really? Oh wow! Sounds like something Estrada would've done.

R222 Sue, that's terrific! Imagine if you wouldn't have had the courage to send him that first email. What all of us would have missed out on! A friend of mine who's a fan also tried to friend him a while back, but she wasn't as lucky, lol. You must have been nerve-wracked going into being his assistant on that first autograph session. One of my first (unpaid) gigs as a teen was to help coordinate with one of the artists at a Seacaucus NJ Expo many years ago. There were actors, wrestlers, musicians... hustle and bustle from beginning to end, but I learned a lot.

But Max strikes me as the kind of person who would immediately try to put you at ease, knowing that you would have been nervous to meet him.

[quote] They either think it shows too much or makes them look like they don’t have much to show! LOL

In fairness to some of them, that water in the swimming pool was probably cold, lol. Clearly, that did not affect Max...

That story about Erik Estrada is gold. It would have been a hoot if the stuffing would have floated away during his swim relay!

[quote] I'd love to see him in that movie (hint-hint JD LOL!)

I promise I'll get to it R227, just been swamped with work lately :)

Here's another photo of Max from Pearl. The one at R145 is still my favorite because he looks so sweet and innocent, but I like him a lot here too.

And as far as face shots, this is one of my favorites. Masculine, gorgeous, and great fleshy lips too.

R236 He was the most gorgeous stud muffin 😍😍So in love.. 🤤

R236 - I'd like to fuck him unconscious, and then he can fuck me into oblivion.

R238 and exactly how would he do this if he’s unconscious? LOL

[quote] and exactly how would he do this if he’s unconscious? LOL

I'd suck his big, meaty dick until he comes to, R239

I had the biggest crush on him during my teenage years. When my father found the stash of Max Gail photos I had hidden in my room, I paid for it, and Barney Miller was never allowed to be on television in my house ever again. Over the years I've always watched anything he's on, and even to this day, I still adore him.

R241 that’s so sad, what your father did!

That's awful R241!

R241, that's heartbreaking. I hate to hear stories like yours.

I hope you found support and understanding somewhere else.

It was a bad time. My father was an older man, and a man of his generation. I think he already suspected because I could never hide it when "Wojo" was on the screen, but having confirmation when he found my photos and paper clips of Max Gail was more than he could handle. After that, not being able to see his face on TV anymore hurt me a lot more than the beating I took that day.

I've followed these threads about him on DL since last summer. I don't write very often, but I enjoy reading your comments very much. I can definitely relate.

R245 please write more! We’re happy to have you here!

R245 as sad as your experience was I hope it ended up making you a stronger person eventually.

I could never get along with my father either R245. I was lucky that my mother was more understanding, or I don't know what I would have done. The minute I graduated I was gone from home and moved away to a different city. Max Gail/Wojo was also my first gay love.

That sucks R245. You have all our support here......

♥️♥️♥️ R245...😔😥

R245, I was moved by your story. I never had to go through anything like that personally. I had two friends in high school who were getting terrorized at home just for being "suspected of", to the point where they considered measures that are best left to the imagination. All I could do was watch their ordeal helplessly, and try to be the best possible friend to them I could be, which didn't feel like anything at all.

I hope things changed for the better for you soon after.

[quote] All I could do was watch their ordeal helplessly, and try to be the best possible friend to them I could be, which didn't feel like anything at all.

And that's all anyone can do, JD. I wish I would've had someone to confide in back then.

R247, it did make me a stronger person, in time. I am well adjusted and lead a productive life. I think a lot of gay people over 40 will have some similar stories. I was also able to reconcile with my father before he passed.

Thank you all for your support. I did not expect all these replies. You're all great! I did not mean to bring the mood down with the things I shared. These have always been happy and fun threads. Now, someone go ahead and post some great looking photos of beautiful Max! I wish I still had the ones my father tore up. They were hot!! LOL

Where did everyone go?

I'm here and not going anywhere R253.

Well, Muriel did it again!. This thread is now a Premium thread and behind paywall for paying members only. Just like the other three that came before! Lol

My friend said he logged in yesterday and can't post anymore. He's trying to figure out a way around it.

The way around it is to stop being so cheap and cough up $1.99/mo. I'm sure it won't take any food from his mouth.

Original OP here. That sucks that Muriel keeps paywalling these threads. I’ll create another if u guys want.

It's not a money problem R256. He's in a situation where he can't have a website like the Data Lounge showing up in his credit card statements. I've offered to pay for his membership myself.

Start a new thread if you like. The more the merrier!

Not going anywhere either R253.

Another solution would be for your friend to buy a pre-paid visa with cash, then he can join in and still remain anonymous. But it was just a matter of time as long as we continue posting regularly. I don't know how many people have bought memberships just to post here, a few that I know of.

Muriel should definitely send Maxwell a thank you fruit basket!

[quote] Muriel should definitely send Maxwell a thank you fruit basket!

True! 😆😆 But if she did, then he might find out how we've been "making love" to him here, and it might be a shock to his modest system. 😉

I'm happy either way you guys want to go, but paywall is going to continue happening...

I think it's nice that he's modest and not a showoff. In a way it makes him sexier. But man... it would have been so amazing if he'd given us just one full frontal back in his glory days. Or at least show his bare ass once. I get so worked up sometimes trying to imagine him naked.

A nude scene showing his ass would have been great. We were teased on Barney Miller, and goodness knows I've undressed him with my eyes a million times, but to have actually seen it in all its glory would have been mind blowing.

That rock hard arse was a rimmer's dream. I could've buried my face in there for days. His crotch too.

Nude would have been mind blowing indeed, but I'd have settled for one sex scene. There were a couple of movies where it looked like it might happen, but alas.. it was just a tease 😅. There was a scene in that movie he did with Valerie Harper in 1980 where he undid his tie, sat on the couch with his thighs wide open, and started feeling up Valerie's character. I thought it was highly erotic and I don't care if he was playing a bad guy.

A sex scene where he would have been emulating having sex, and to see how he would move.. hmmm... what a fantasy 🤤 . I could just fill in the rest in my head. 😉😈

^I will have to look up that movie. Immediately.

R266, here is that movie.

The scene R265 is talking about starts at around the 30 minute mark, but start watching it a minute or 2 before that. He looks quite gorgeous in it.

^ Not very believable lol. Who would turn down that hot piece of ass? He'd be the one having to fend them off around the office.

Those glutes in those double knit slacks was a true work of the gods.

Indeed R269. Beautiful. Just as hot as Wojo but in a different way.

I could never understand why he didn't become a bigger star in his day. He amply had the looks and the body to be a leading man, specially when you compare him to a lot of what passes for leading men today.

Thanks JD! I actually YouTubed it right after my post, and was able to scan and find the scene pretty quickly. The whole time I watched I was thinking , “Is she nuts?” 🤣

I like that he never lost that crisp Detroit accent.

Always thought there was something sexy about the way he sounds when he talks. I had no idea it was his Michigander accent lol

[quote] The whole time I watched I was thinking , “Is she nuts?” 🤣

Me too! 😆I would have jumped all over him while he was sitting on that couch in such inviting manner 😈🤣. I watched the movie days ago when someone posted the link above on Max's FB.

"Me too" movement aside (and I'm a woman), I liked watching him play a role so different from Barney Miller. And yeah, no matter what he wears, there's no disguising how good that ass looks.

*taps mic* Is this thing on? Anyone here? Is the sudden screech to a halt due to the thread being forced behind the paywall?

R270, his wife died just a couple years after Barney Miller ended. He took time off from acting to grieve and care for their baby daughter. He said when he returned the business had changed.

R275 I’m still here, just got laid low for a bit with bronchitis and laryngitis!

I'm pregnant, and it's Max's.

^Me too, and I'm a guy.

so am I R277.

He's JUST that virile.

^Yep. The thighs alone...

It seems that we might very well be paywalled, so if that's the case, here's another thread for us Maxaholics.

LOVE him!

He's coming to the Maryland Mid-Atlantic Nostalgia Con next week, along with Hal Linden, Tim Matheson and lots of other celebs. Can't wait to meet them.

He was sexy on Barney Miller. I would have done him in a heartbeat.

^You and me both.

I may name my next pet Wojo

[quote] I would have done him in a heartbeat.

Welcome to the club

bump!

He was SO daddy in this short-lived sitcom from 1990 as the patriarch of the Zappa kids.