BUDAPEST - The writers of the upcoming Netflix original series The Witcher expressed frustration upon receiving notes from the critically endangered specimens of Jersey Zoo (formerly Durrell Wildlife Park). The specimens, who have script approval, returned the scripts to the writers room with margins filled with the usual continuity and budget notes; however, each scene also had a sticky note instructing the writers to “find some way to have him do this scene without pants.”
Further confusion hit the writers’ room when another script revision arrived from Netflix headquarters, this one with frayed and bitten pages, scratch marks and feces smeared pages. Finally it was discovered that the Hungarian interns had made a mistake, and that the feces-smeared copy was the one from the Jersey Zoo, and the copy with with the copious pantless notes was from Netflix.