Trigger DL with one photo

Strained not tonged.

OP- *TRUE LOVE*

Oh, my. This thread is already hilarious.

Brava, OP.

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I’m the Samantha!

Going back a little.

I will not spend ANOTHER Thanksgiving with my toxic family. Let's swap stories!

Or Christmas!

Namaste

New Year's Eve is overrated...

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So young

A tragedy that cost Sean Cody "MILLIONS OF DOLLARSSSSSSSSSSS":

Mug cradler

Tender to the touch.

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Let's go to dinner tonight... I've got a coupon.

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The very definition of being....

Triggered

'Tis the season

Ikebana queens

Lyin' Ted

amour passionné

FTM, FTW!

Dashing Disney princes!

Family portrait

So happy

hmmm

I will not say you neigh.

Hawt!

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Who’s a legendary cunt?

Elton John

The Trump lads' jungle adventure

Peg & Cheryl

Delish!

Courbet's The Origin of the World

Fox News

Here's what you do when you don't find the rainbow's end....

Flotus

Got to admit, r28’s photo triggered me. A 50 year old woman in jorts and heels almost made me brain hemorrhage. So did the Third Whore in her statement jacket. Fucking slut.

Barbra Streisand turned into Jocelyn Wildenstein so gradually, we barely noticed.

Afterward, she's gonna cradle a mug. Filled with non-caffeinated herbal tea, of course.

The Coop

Thread closed.

janbots rushing to her defense in 3, 2, 1.....

Gorgeous DD (who was twice as pretty and talented as Judy was)

Sissy Diaries

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Here she is, boys!

Dressed like a Twizzler

The future.

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True love

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So demure.

Ahem

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Fuck all ya'll!

y'all come back now

Mm-hmm.

Mommy

r107 wins. Sure, Jans belong in a concentration camp.

Who hates Kevin Spirtas?

I don't understand what the OP's photo means. Is Kevin married to the fat lady?

For the, ahem, "Legacy Posters". . .

Our own Cheryl

Literal domestic violence

"June is busting out all ooooover! The humdhub eh doo bee dah bee doo. . ."

misty, water-colored memories..

Making a little snack!

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[quote]For the, ahem, "Legacy Posters". . .

"Ahem" typers trigger me. I want to break their, ahem, typing fingers.

Je Suis Legacy!

I don't find ANY of this a bit funny.

Gay pants

R110 Kevin Spirtas and Patrika Darbo played Craig and Nancy Wesley on DOOL several years ago. Weren't they Chloe's parents?

He should be mine!

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How could you forget me?

LOL R129 -- I must have posted a few seconds after you. Great minds and all that.

Double dose of horror for DL

"If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts."

To REALLY trigger DL, we will need a couple of these OP

Double trigger warning

Times two, no less!

Last one

Where there's R139, there's R140

NYC 300 square ft. Apartment selling for $1 million.

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If only I could find a photo that included a baby boomer, a Gen Xer, a washed-up rock star, a little rich girl who is inexplicably also a gold digger, man boobs, pot belly, heterosexual PDA, the use of a mobile device, a birthmark that *could* be a third nipple, environmentalism-while-jet-setting, age-inappropriate romance, and bad plastic surgery! Oh, but what am I thinking...

HIddleswift

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Dagnabit! R108 beat me to my contribution, but because he didn't select a photo that does justice to a fully psychotic trigger, I will take the liberty of submitting another.

I've been triggered half-dead by this thread. Good work.

Omfg r91. I’m dying. Twizzler made me lose it all over my keyboard.

The David Cassidy of today's youth:

Omfg, r91. Lost it all over my keyboard at Twizzler.

[quote]Celebrating 40 Years of Disabled Lesbian Activism and Art

I actually think that's pretty cool, R158

Hi-ya neighbor!

Another portion of Nut Loaf, please

One of America's current actresses.

Most triggering of all: never having a Dyatlov Pass thread.

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Towel dancing Millenials

Olive oil on ice cream.

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I love you R149

Meanwhile...

Ain't I hawt?

2018 Hallmark Christmas Movie Schedule

a/k/a

"Find Yourselves a Man at Christmastime!"

Who ACTUALLY started this thread????????

Feel the Bern!

And don’t even mention the Ghostbusters reboot....

More Original

Hallmark Christmas Movies!

Kathy Lee Gifford!

Eeeek!

R70 FTW.

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R31 how did Brandon cost SeanCody millions? He was their #1

Megyn Kelly

Introducing the her version of the News and

Kathie Lee Gifford on her song ‘He Saw Jesus’:

Joyce

Can we focus on me?

Nooooo

Remember Hank, the obese dog who flies first-class?

Can't get enough of Kathy Lee Gifford singing to us about Jeebus!

His sweet hole.

It's her SPECIAL day! Everything has to be perfect for her!

He finally put a ring on it.

I need to speak to the manager!

The Japanese Blonde haired Blue eyed Princess

Move it, I need to squeeze in here with my emotional support pig!

I only suck cock for roles..

Just trying to be comfortable.

"Let's get some muscle over here!"

The collective shriek of DL's waitstaff

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Huffington Post editorial staff

....l

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Her Soon-To-Be-Majesty

I'm so fuckin' cool.

Buck would never had wanted to be triggered

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doll parts

sexy

Who me?

Big head

Howdy, pardner!

All in the family

"It came true!"

This.

Great minds...

Madonna!

For the rockers:

Imperious!

Restaurant toddlers presenting hole

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Scary Russian men with Arabic script - a twofer!

The names of the straight pride fucktards who have never experienced hardship are in the article.

That's a "straight pride flag" btw. Note how it's completely devoid of colour... like all vehicles used to cart people to and from an Italian funeral.

La La Land!

This would trigger the New York DLers who use the subway.

Soul mates.

People often tell me I look 23!

That hellhole...

Lunchtime in the parking lot

Unfettered and alive

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The love that dare not speak its name:

Hi, fashion!

I've never had any plastic surgery (certainly not rhinoplasty)

And I'm really quite charming

Spoon theory

The ONLY woman for me!

Courtney's not the only widow!

Look, hunters and fishermen!

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I'm still here.

Beautiful

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Sluts! Diseases! STDs!

Has anyone found it yet?

No sex for you!

Real PEOPLE don't act like the pushovers and prostitutes from the 50's.

Sarah Fuckabee Wildabeast

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Barebacking!!!!

Gasp!

I feel we've gotten a bad start DL

Couldn't we try to be friends?

And, closely related to R304....

WTF is your problem?

Tasteful friends...?

A lovely and tasteful

Margarine Fountain

r306 missed r196, which r304 was just trying to bite and copy.

That's why they're "closely related."

Lesbian wedding gift anger

Okay, you've all outdone yourselves trying to think of DL memes like the Cash Bar.

Now try to remember one entirely unrelated!

Stand back y'all.

If it looks like a duck ...

r313, meet r274.

Then don't post again until you've read the entire thread!

A mystery for the ages

Don't forget the pound cake!

Yeah, it doesn't work that way, r315. Nobody but you and other smallminds give a shit.

Nah R318 the unnecessary repetition is dragging this thread down...spend some time to think up something original or don't bother

r318's mind doesn't work at all!

for r320:

See this, "see" queen r321:

It's just begging for Flames and Freaks now -- give it what it wants!

Give now!

Luxurious!

R255, the funniest thing about that tweet is the fact that he writes "Hitler" twice in order to avoid having to use a pronoun, thereby eliminating the risk of misgendering hypothetical trans Hitler.

[quote]Fat women only deserve fit men

Civilian-doorman relationships

Namaste!

Butthole eyes

R54, you're being very kind by finding a nicely diffused photo of that May-December partnership.

Here's the real triggering reality:

Holy sh*t R80 she looks like Mufasa!

R337 wins Datalounge tonight.

He seems like a funny guy. The kind of guy that would always know how to make you laugh and cheer you up. I bet he would make an excellent boyfriend.

Toss-up between this picture and the name "Nimrod"

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Too self-referential?

tee hee

The Last Michfest

An oldie Anita Bryant

This is a triple hit --- Janet Jackson ---- Justin Timberlake ---- Nipplegate

DL PrimeTime

I swear, I looked at the whole thread and didn't see this.

FART BOX !!!

Fox News

Joy Reid

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Intergenerational Gay Couples

JOAN

Mark Burnett, Television producer

Good thread, Op. I didn't realize how many things actually annoyed me.

Anything too cute.

Cuteness overload ;)

It took this long to post this? Or did I miss it earlier?

We Bought A Zoo

I'm back, bitches!!

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Why are you all staring? Isn't this how everyone says 'hello' to their dad?

Evan Peters.

No comment needed

Nathan Fillion

Our fave demographic. We just love 'em.

I think at least 90% of the photos in here have triggered me, because it REALLY pisses me off when the image preview on DL doesn't show the top of the image. Come on people, test the image you're gonna post to see if the person's face will appear in DL preview, and if not, go back and find one that does!!!

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ummm...

Circumcision.

Grindr photo specifically for R377:

(Btw, photo link previews show up differently on a computer vs a smartphone. So if a poster attaches a preview link from a desktop - a reader on a smartphone might see it differently e.g. more cropped, and vice versa.)

13 reasons WHY a single straight guy isn't in the entire cast. Where were the audtions for this show? A pool party at Pride Week?

Darfur orphan

lovely....

389 responses and no mention of me yet? Always the bridesmaid!

Kate Collins

When your body is tender to the touch and, yet, your tummy is growling.

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This

Liberace

Xir..

E J

Spending Thanksgiving with the relatives.

Gay Wedding Choreographed First Dance

Chris and the boys

Gay You Tubers

Missing trigger: Cody Fern

Happy birthday to me! Finally turned 30!

CK getting it on.

Uncle Klein trading up.

Strudel

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When gay porn whores suddenly cross over and wife up.

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Don't you dare ask him sexuality questions

Asia

Hiya! Why don't you love me, DL? I'm fun and I'm fabulous! I even won some of those medal thingies! What else do you need?

Good grooming habits.

The pinnacle of the gay community

Tattooed ginger hipster, just missing the lumberjack shirt.

Taking over the world!

Portrait of the dickless.

[quote]

How to cook pasta in a restaurant when you need multiple COLANDERS.

[quote]The only good pitbull is a dead pitbull

The only wise choice.

A Fiestaware mishap, nay, tragedy!

Every "I'm 55 and I think my 19 year old (Neighbor--Waiter--Cashier) is secretly in lust with me" thread. Oh---and of course the 19 year old is always "gorgeous".

Really, r386? And whom does the Darfur Orphan trigger?

This isn't just Datalounge memes, guys. Don't be post pollution.

This thread is so clever, only all of its photo subjects have been posted twice!

I have 19 threads about me, bitches! And 50 more coming.

R404 : I'm triggered because he's fuck-ugly.

Do animated gifs count?

Emotional support doggie

Some of these are triggering, but in a good way: Strudel; Cameron & David together; shirtless Shawn M; anything Tim O'. I'm not sure that's what the OP was going for.

ATTENTION ... ATTENTION!

THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN POSTED MORE THAN ONCE, WITH NO DISCERNING PECULARITIES THAT WOULD MAKE THE IMAGE UNIQUE:

Honey Boo Boo

Courtney Love

Madonna

Wedding Cash Bars

Bachelorette Parties with male strippers at what MAY be gay bars

Olive Garden (yes, r368, you missed it the first time).

Miracle Whip

Pasta Strainers

Gay Parenting

Entitled Frau Mommy Parenting

Trans Activists

Liberace

Fibromyalgia

Aaron Rodgers (does not include pic kissing Olivia Munn, since that’s a distinct subject, kudos to you).

50-year olds who think they look 19-28

Speaking of, Calvin Klein and his assorted model toys

Lens Done-ham

That Bravo guy and that CNN guy

The Disney-ABC princes

Michfest Dykes

Those Housewives of Wherever

... and yes, r318, that’s how we’ve rolled for ages around here. More than a few of us do give a shit, we’re not gonna change, and you are out of order.

THERE, NOW YOU DONT HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE GODDAMN THREAD, CARRY ON AND ENJOY!

Some of the triggeringest ones would have been perfect without the caption: r416 r419 R420 R423 r429.

r441 is the triggeringest poster. I will never understand the "600 posts/no repeats" obsession.

I hope for r441's sake that someone else already posted this:

Well, begin to understand it, r443! It takes being a DLer for a few decades before you get sick of the repetition!

I agree with r442.

Yes, r444, someone else already posted that. Your annoyance has paid off!

Add Frankie Grande to the list of repeats

r446, r442 IS r444.

So what’s your point, r448? I knew that (you’re also r443, the word triggeringest was a clue), but I fail to see how you can’t agree and disagree simultaneously, with the same person, on two different subjects.

Enjoy the thread!

[quote]stop trying to make triggeringest happen

Then stop being triggeringest.

Triggeringesht,

... guesht

... David Gesht

AAAARGH

This may have been posted 50 times already (I'm not reviewing 454 photos to find out).

You need at least one political statement on this thread.

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You are correct, r456.

Aren't I fabulous?

Vote 3rd party

Please help me jump start my career. I've already made down payments but I just need someone to co-sign the loan. If you ungrateful fans can only help me move out of my parents' house that would be great! You're always begging me to do more but when I try to better my life you tell me to work harder. I've already given enough to you guys so now it's time to give back! I'm entitled to it after the long year I've had, PLEASE!

This is sooooo easy.

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Tasteful Friends, Japanese painting hanging in Zachary Quinto's flat (depicting an alien with a leaky bloody vag).

Quinto says he loves it.

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Don’t know if this was posted yet. Here goes ........

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Is my head cut off?!

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Back in the ol' days...

Back in the good ol' days. Part Deux.

Back in the good ol' days. Part Trois.

Previous POTUS bows down to the House of Saud. Part 1

New POTUS bows down to the House of Saud. Part Deux.

r20... not thanksgiving but Xmas at SIL Nina's house. She would constantly tell us how she slaved for 2 days to make dinner. ...I got it, yes, she put a lot of work into her holidays and I appreciated everything the witch did.

We always agreed to only buy the kiddies gifts for xmas, nothing for the adult but I'll be damned if I show up at your home without at least a gift for the hostess. I would get her something I thought she would like to show I did understand how she slaved for days over a hot stove to make us a dinner we would love...so what does she do...she opens the gift and says" You always go out of your way to humiliate me, don't you?" I told her a simples "thanks" would be more appropriate on Xmas but hey...tell me how you really feel.

I never went over there again and hosted the holidays at my house after that...no rules, just fun

[quote]R377 Come on people, test the image you're gonna post to see if the person's face will appear in DL preview, and if not, go back and find one that does!!!

For me, the image format will be rectangular on a laptop, yet more square on an iPhone.

It might be that someone posts an image from their phone and it looks fine, but then when viewed on a laptop, it gets cut off.

I fine it hilarious that people are getting triggered by this thread and posting their outrage. Too funny.

I miss being an attention whore...

Who are they??

Did we fall out of favor with DL?

True Love

Surefire trigger

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R266 who is that? I wanna watch.

This thread is GOLD.

Except the frauen ruin it with the insipid remarks.

R499, who is THAT? I wanna watch!

[quote]Frauen ruin everything

Insipid remark # 45

On my way to the Bellagio!

Ankles!

The Damon Butt!

R340 If NPH 's head was resting on Anderson's other shoulder it would be the ultimate DL trigger.

paula

Abloke

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*sniff*

This thread has triggered me so hard that I'm typing this from a hospital bed.

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Bump

FLAVUH!

I know you guys talk about these older actresses a lot.

I'm sure they're both good, but I'm sorry..... I just can't keep them straight from one another.

R518 does anyone know if that’s Jimmy or Kristie? What sort of love story are we talking about here??

The perfect gift for the frau in your life:

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"Reverse-rape is the refusal to sexually engage w/women of the 'wrong body type' and is just as horrific as rape"

Oversized comfy sweater, check.

Steaming coffee mug, check.

Do you even need to see my smug frau face?

Not really.

Hallmark Xmas movie, take me away!

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^ Oops:

I like beer

La Famille Santorum

Gaaaaah!

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*recoils in abject horror*

The placemat, r538?

2009 DL

like, hi!

dangling...and tendriling.

Sure, Jan.

Does shenis? Or doesn't she?

Janet Jackson.

r546 The hotter, hung-er Brandon. So much better than that porn "star" Brandon some of you drool over.

Trump & friends:

Many of you won't get this.