Nominate and share a link to the all time best DL threads

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The "Let's be a 1970s Christmas Party" was the best one ever.

That was a great one, OP.

Does anyone remember the thread where a person was complaining because there new neighbour was making no effort to get to know them? They had a typo which made it appear they'd stolen the neighbour's dog. Twas hilarious!

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Gargoyle neighbor perched on the window ledge.

Let's be a Brooklyn pizza parlor in 1990 NYC!

A cast of characters and a Robert De Niro cameo.

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Let's Make a Jennifer Aniston film..

Lesbian potluck.

Life of a straight guy. Lots of really angry fraus!

Any one about or including the wise input of Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

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I always thought “Why are so many teens into bodybuilding?” was hilarious.

[QUOTE]So black kids won't push them around and take their girlfriends from them. Black men have natural, solid, alpha male strength that white boys can only get by lifting weights. A lot of them are using steroids because they can't get it done naturally--that's how desperate they are. If you're a goofy white kid with no swag and no game, "aesthetics" is the only way to have something going for you.

Let's be "Law & Order"

Freaks You Work With

I'd nominate the "I just slept with Jani Lane" thread, but I can't provide a link since it was deleted shortly after his death (probably rightly so).

Dialing the phone with a pencil- this is a thread that was saved by someone, who put all the comments in the thread, so the formatting is a bit weird:

Its companion thread-Things you did as a kid , that signaled that you were probably gay:

Wanting attention, my girlfriend has been pretending like she's possessed by a demon:

My partner has made me the enforcer of his restaurant's salad bar policy.

My friend is going on a vacation to NYC:

DARK LESBIANS:

Fank you - Barron Trump is autistic

A pure gold thread.

"Page Six Is Reporting That President Donald Trump Will Share A Dance With Caitlyn Jenner At The Inaugural Ball"

of all the "Let's Be" threads - I liked the Fatal Attraction one the most.

Please someone must know the thread of the neighbour who was trying to be friend their disinterested new neighbours

Belllagio Horror!

This one is happening now. You people are twisted, and I thank you. Data Lounge Safe Space Thread:

Dog fucks baby in the ass!

Bump for more. I enjoyed the one about the young chap whose online I'd was someone motherfuck who got almost decapitated on a minibus

Dan Motherfuck, and he really was decapitated, wasn’t he?

Had he survived his decapitation, Dan Motherfuck would be 22 years old now.

The classic Poo Shoes thread. Her demise was truly merciless and hilarious in this thread.

Thanks, r35

Dan Motherfuck:

Does anyone have a link to the original "Freaks You Work With" thread? The one above is a later one. The original was a classic so funny!

Dear God, I don't remember the Dan Motherfuck one at all and am now in pain from laughing. You guys are better than any comedy show.

[quote] You know what's not on his iPod?

[quote] A pair of headphones.

Since my time here on DL "Jodi and her husband's wedding" will always win this one! That thread was such hell fire and SO funny--especially when DL found the bridal registry for that girl, you cannot even find the links to that one anymore because it caused such a ruckus! LOL!!!

But, there have been so many REALLY good ones! This was one of my favorites too. Talk about a roller coaster ride;

"What was the very first thing each of your parents said when you told them that you were gay?"

"I Was Gay Shamed This Morning..."

Things Mrs Patsy Ramsay said on that fateful morning in Boulder, Co

Which was the one with clean towels and turkey meatballs ("I'm not running a B&B here!")?

Or, the one with Red Dragon cheese?

And, of course, possum in the drawer.

The possum girl posted a picture because we didn’t believe her. It had a speech bubble saying “At least I don’t have carbface like you bitches.”

The Liza on HSN thread was great. As was Liza's actual appearance - "you've come through so much diversity." "I know."

"Strange Shit Your Dad Used To Do While Growing Up"

This thread encompasses the reasons why and who we are today: Yes, our formative years.

(The stolen Christmas tree story is one of my favorites.)

Nasty Pig

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Government Controlled Time

“This thread is like a good costume party. The morons, the trolls and the jokers are all mingling together and you can't tell them apart.”

[quote] The Mayor has Declared a Snow Emergency In Boston (2015 Snowpocolypse)

MSNBC Reports: The Massachusetts National Guard has been called out to deliver cookies and burbon! We'll see about that. They'll also be digging out fire hydrants and so forth. The MBTA (subway) is shutdown! ... Are cookies getting through?

Response: cookieless in Southeastern MA. Not sure how long I am going to last...Feeling weak.

[quote] Atheists are Super

A must-read for truly super atheists.

The thread about the guy pretending to be a doctor and getting jobs all across America only to be fired when they figure it out--Jose Diaz, or something like that.

Pretty much any thread about Italian food is a guaranteed bitchfest of epic proportions. Try this innocent little thread about draining spaghetti...

And this one about lasagna was even more explosive.

Jackie on Assistance.

I loved this thread about high school fashion in 1969.

Man, I just checked out the My Neighbor Is A Gargoyle thread and it did not disappoint. The guy took a video of the gargoyle neighbor! Outstanding!

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The "LA at night" thread was a wonder of dark noir and visuals.

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The first "9/11, WTC is an insatiable bottom" thread should be historic, required reading here. I was reading here as it happened. It used to be archived. Hopefully it is still floating around somewhere.

African Baby Catalog was horribly un-PC but DL classic, too.

It's a shame that so many of the old, classic DL threads have been dispatched and lost into the cold maw of space.

Black Panther

And there was one about Meg Ryan having smelly spit and being a secret member of the KKK that was particularly amazing.

I found this Kitty

There was a thread where everyone got into a fight over line drying your clothes or using a dryer which was quite amusing. Both sides calling the other low rent.

Melissa Gilbert's threatening her child with her shitbra; an old DL meme from a Helen Lawson thread

Sumerian actresses.

Here's a classic for the true crime fans.

One single post on this thread opened up an investigation in three separate counties in CA. I'll let you figure out which post that was.

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Don't leave us in suspense, R71. What is it?

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Did anyone save "Famous JonBenets in History, and Their Achievements"?

I can't find the possum in the drawer thread anywhere... anyone have a link? I just tried a few variations on google.

site:"datalounge.com" possum in the drawer

Just people talking about the thread... not the thread.. in the results.

R59, that thread made me appreciate the dark seediness of LA with a new perspective.

R67, was that the one about Missing Missy?

Denny from Ohio and the rolling samsonite suitcase!

Here is the original World Trade Center 9/11 thread, for R62 and anyone else interested in DL history. Reply 2 has the infamous "insatiable bottom" comment.

I'm so glad DL archived the thread. There really should be a link to it somehwhere so that it's easily accessible.. I've been here since about 2007, but I've never been able to read all the way through it. I get too upset. I know, I know... MARY!

This one was very enjoyable. It was the gay version of Cinderella.

SO! My Doorman Asked Me Out For Coffee...

The little girl who lost her feet on a roller coaster. Oy...still laughing. No link. Sorry