Why Isn't Billy Eichner a Sex Symbol Yet?

Mean and way too thirsty

"...but apparently plenty of others find him appealing."

Who, exactly?

He's not a sex symbol because he doesn't actively position himself as one. Nor is he attractive enough to pull it off - like most actors/comedians.

He only just started working out. He's looking better.

But the personality will never get better.

I think he's good looking but his voice and persona are dick wilters.

He's not a se symbol because he's not appealing. Unless you get off from watching annoying people smirk on camera, then he's a sex symbol.

I agree with others here, his looks are good but, man, he has the "pull away" vibe not the "draw you in."

He's got a big Jewish nose.

Billy Eichner has a wonky eye, let's get that out of the way.

And he isn't a bad looking guy in a real world way, but in an entertainment industry way he is not a hottie.

And yes, his persona is grating and meant to be funny. It isn't a sexy persona at all.

He sashays. Enough said.

Love him. Sue me.

I found him annoying and not funny on "Parks and Rec" which was the first time I saw him.

I tried to give "Difficult People" a chance but I only made it a few episodes before I gave up, just didn't find it that entertaining.

I've tried to him him a shot but the appeal is lost on me, I'll see how Murphy uses him in the upcoming American Horror Story.

He wants to have sex with sexy people.

Because of everything, OP.

And he reads Datalounge.

Go ahead, let 'er rip!

Tore up from the floor up.

[quote]Why Isn't Billy Eichner a Sex Symbol Yet?

Welcome to the DL, Billy!

Wonky eye.

ooooh Sandy! Simpler times for sure

I don't think he's ugly, but he just doesn't have that "look" that denotes sex appeal. I'm sure many people find him attractive but that doesn't make someone a sex symbol, fuckability does. There needs to be an element of uniqueness, something that no one else has. Billy is too guy next door. Sex symbols have that thing that you just can't see anywhere else. You wont find them working in your grocery store or hanging out by the bar. Their beauty lights up the screen and heightens the senses. That's why Cara Delevingne is still relevant despite poor box office performance because you won't find her face just around the corner. There's an exoticness he's missing.

He's very cute but only plays annoying characters

[quote]There needs to be an element of uniqueness, something that no one else has.

Agreed.

He recently posted some pics from his visits to Fire Island and PTown. He's also talked about using hook up apps. I wonder if he's down-to-earth or a climber like Andy Cohen.

I saw him on Tindr a few months back.

Because NO ONE wants to fuck a mid-transition Sandra Bernhard.

[quote]I wonder if he's down-to-earth or a climber like Andy Cohen.

Also wondering whether the Pope still shits in the woods.

[quote]I wonder if he's down-to-earth

The gossip about Eichner's personality has never been kind....

For a sex symbol you have to show off your body. Does he do that in the pictures that come with interviews of him or does he upload lots of sexy, shirtless pictures on social media?

Way too fem. Too prissy. Nothing manly about him at all. Kill it before it spreads.

He's mean and has a lazy eye

He's a plus size Andy Cohen.

LOL at people on DL judging someone for being "mean"

The boy has a nice build. If he would just tone down the queeniness and he could be a real stud muffin.

I'd fuck his hole, as long as he kept his mouth shut. Well, maybe some grunts and groans. But actual speaking? Fuck no!

Never did much for me, but he seems like a decent guy.

Based on that last picture of him he's obviously had some hair transplants done to fill in his receding front hairline.

What is sexy about a screaming queen?

Think of that SATC episode with Dan Futterman where he sees the mouse.

So winning the Emmy.

Barf. Not a sex symbol now... not at Northwestern in 1999 (when I knew him) and not ever.

The personality you see on TV is the personality he has in real life...can you imagine being around that for more than 10 minutes?

I want him I need me deeply

Meh, a drunk hook-up maybe. With him buying the drinks. Assuming he's a bottom, otherwise no.

I like hairy guys, but that dense five-o'clock shadow along with his pasty white skin is not a great look. Gives him a Nixonian pallor.

I posted this on another thread--Billy was on Andy's show and after Andy played an old clip, Billy explained that his full head of hair was the result of Rogaine. Many on DL called him out as a liar.

He's now officially part of a world he spent his career mocking, which means his 15 minutes are about to be over.

Vulture declared him a sex symbol in December!

Also, I think Julie Klausner is getting prettier everyday! They are both super skinny in the new season and have great hair/wigs.

reply 33- that pic is so old!! he is so much skinnier and buff now

He comes off as annoying on TV. Really prissy and rude. I'm not a fan.

However, amazingly, I was not especially irritated by him on Netflix's series Friends From College. He was playing another prissy character, but somehow I actually felt sympathy for the character by the end of the series.

If he were gagged and tied up/strapped to a bed, I'd consider riding his dick... But only if the only thing I can hear from him are unintelligible moans and noises.

You're being charitable, r47.

Dude would not even be hot gagged and quivering.

dp fans come through

He's a tired Queen with a loose hole. Very loose.

EICHNER Tuesday nights we’d go to Beige at B Bar. We both met boyfriends at Beige. We’d go to Spa on Thursdays, Starlight and the Cock on Friday, and then ——

TAYLOR Opaline is in there somewhere.

EICHNER Opaline on Saturday, or the Roxy. We were doing ecstasy, and it was the days of big club DJs ——

Poor Billy is going to get read for filth for calling Roxy "The Roxy."

Also, that article makes him seem insufferable. What justification does he have for his "I'm better than you, I've always been better than you, and I'll always be better than you" attitude? Is it strictly insecurity? At his age? Pathetic.

[quote]EICHNER I created this angry, irrationally passionate persona that “Billy on the Street” grew out of, which is not close to me. It’s coming from somewhere, I guess, but it’s very much a character.

Seems like some DLers would beg to differ.

I was on the same NY nightlife circuit as them. And went to NU. Grateful to have never encountered them.

Aspergers

Billy on the Street is my shit!

he really is very insistent that billy on the street is a CHARACTER... ya he kinda did seem mean in that article. idk. i don't want to believe he is mean. although one time on a facebook live with julie for s2 he seemed very short with her (and that's supposed to be a friend and more importantly someone who helps him professionally) and she had mentioned sending him kevin spacey's master class via email for xmas and he said he never opened it nor does he open any email gift certificates and has a bunch of amazon gift cards not being used like can i get them sir

You are kidding with this question, right? Why don't you ask "Why isn't Andy Cohen a professional basket ball player?

I think he's hotter than hot!

He can have as many training sessions as he wants. He'll never be hot.

cock sucking lips

he's hotter than hamm

can't tell if his arms are buff or just fat

He is very attractive.

Because he's so ugly

Loud mouthed Jew.

r63, I believe the phrase you're looking for is, "fit-fat".

Cockeyed pale nipples. Not hot.

I'd fuck him

Maybe drunk, if he didn't talk.

He's the epitome of a mincing prisspot.

had to look up mincing prisspot

I love him

looking forward to seeing him naked on the new american horror story..playing a reginonal member of a nicole kidman fan club who wears tank tops..married to leslie grossman i believe

I need to see him naked

I need to fuck him

Showing off the guns on the gram

Impressed?

He's just over the line from doable to homely.

I like them ugly

He kind of reminds me of John Larroquette in his younger days though I find Larroquette better looking. It helps that, unlike Eichner, he doesn't look like he's perpetually sucking a lemon.

Are there any mid-30 open gays in Hollywood who Billy could date? Maybe one of the Ru Girls?

I actually think Difficult People is hilarious. And the NYC it takes place in feels real because it is real (unlike Friends etc.). But he's not a sex symbol because his energy is way too manic. That would be like calling Robin Williams sexy.

I think he looks better but he still has a cromagnon, cave man vibe. He is pale and hairy and that is a turn off. He has a big dick I bet so I would let him mount me anonymously, as long as I did not have to show my face or talk to him.

Constantly shrieking "oh my god" in lieu of anything remotely clever on BOTS. Kinda shrew-like.

He's good looking in a common way. Nothing to be ashamed of but not sex symbol material. I'm sure being an A Gay and hanging out with those ladies is consolation enough to keep him in tops.

He might look better with a nose job. He has a fat pudgy nose that makes him a bit homely. He reminds me of a sad, poor potato farmer. But if he has a fat juicy tube steak dick, he can make friends.

No male sex symbol wears a full wig. Next

I actually LIKE a big nose on a man ,R86. I find him very cute,but then again Ive never seen him since I rarely watch tv anymore so i cant get turned off by his alleged mincing.

[88] lol "alleged mincing"

difficult people is hilarious give it a try on hulu.. american horror story cult starts tonight at 10 on FX but i cant vouch for that im too dumb for AHS

He looks like Chris Isaak in some pics.

If he lost a little more weight he'd be okay. But he'll never be a crossover sex symbol. He reads too gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

r82 hits the nail on the head

UGly

I know a guy he hooked up with - huge jewish cock.

I'd fuck him

I'm ready for my closeup

gay, gayer and gayest

[quote]He might look better with ANOTHER nose job.

Fixed for ya.

"They don't always come out right--after the first time."

Second time around!

R97 haha we stayed in that hotel in rio. Nice pool.

did you get to fuck Billy?

Sssshhh don't tell him he's hot because then he's going to get all full of himself. Love him, great bod.

I won't tell but I'll prelube

"going to" ?

I hate people. Billy makes me laugh. I like Billy.

me too

Billy will be on the AHS episode airing tonight

Ugh. Smug piece of shit.

And a purveyor of every stereotype known to man (covering several categories).

Which I find super hot

Potato face.

He gives of an arrogant star-fucker asshole vibe. To me that negates the sexiness (I tend to go for dorky furry Jews), but I am sure for some it adds to it.

I adds inches to my dick

He has that Sandra-Bernhard-sneer down pat.

he's gonna watch out

when will he present?

[quote]when will he present?

Well, if the back view matches the front, then it will be vaguely cock-eyed in some unsettling way.

He'd be PERFECT for my fraternal twin cousins, who are VERY jewish, VERY gay, and because they are of divergent heights (okay, one is a dwarf), Billy Eichner could look them both in the eyes at the same time.

Billy Eichner is probably the sexiest guy you would likely run into at a Delicatessen. And that's it. Plus, I'm sure he farts when out of earshot, but the stale stench lingers.

he likes old drag artists

I love Dolly but she looks terrifying.

Dolly is turning into a white Patti Labelle.

Billy works hard

he worked his pussy to the bone during the emmy's

Billy was featured in comedy bits at both the MTV Awards and Emmy awards. That's good exposure for him.

he's hilarious with Michelle and Big Bird!

Is he a sex symbol now?

what a Cutie!

r127 step and repeat

Billy is too busy to do another season of Billy on the Street. He may do one-off videos but there are no plans for another full season TV show.

NO!!!

First, he'll have to change his name. A Billy is a goat , not a "sex symbol". I think he should choose the Dutch version of Willem. That's a little more sexier than the juvenile Billy.

William Eichner sounds like a novelist.

I guess it'll be Bill Eichner...which makes him your account manager.

can't stand him. he's not only not cute he's obnoxious

Billy Zane was a sex symbol

i was dying NY post called him "BUSY EICHNER"

I wonder if he will ditch the pop culture for politics..based on a recent Vanity Fair interview:

As a self-avowed “news junkie,” he spends most nights watching MSNBC and then scrolling through Twitter, where the conversation is invariably about the latest happenings in the continuing Trump administration reality show. When I note, at one point, the current dearth of the TMZ-y tabloid stars of the previous decade, he presents a theory: “Well, that I think is a bit dead, that whole world. And I think it was dying, and I think our new era of political activism and political awareness—that’s taken over. Rachel Maddow is now our Khloé Kardashian, thank god. I think we’re all better off for it.”

He has rancid breath, like cadaver horrible.

Never having kissed a cadaver before I'm gonna have to take you on that one

[quote]he presents a theory: “Well, that I think is a bit dead, that whole world. And I think it was dying, and I think our new era of political activism and political awareness—that’s taken over. Rachel Maddow is now our Khloé Kardashian, thank god. I think we’re all better off for it.”

Someone PLEASE make this fetid-breathed queen shut the fuck up.

Billy also has terrible gag reflex and gives America's worst blowjob. Fact.

He had a lot of scenes in last night's episode of AHS. He's not a very natural performer and not a good actor but he might improve with more experience.

I'd love verificitia of bad breath and bj skills.

[italic]Verificatia[/italic]

I misspelled a misspelled word

Yes. That's why the correction is amusing, dear.

In the Trump era, I've lost all tolerance for amusing but cold aspies males like Eichner. It's just not worth it to be with someone who is ultimately programmed to only care about himself and feel no empathy.

I find him really unpleasant and off-putting. He's like the worst attributes of the gay hipster all combined and amplified.

I don't get him at all.

Donald Trump has nothing to do with Billy Eichner's insufferableness.

And if you insist on connecting the times to an entity, how about: "The TSA Era;" "The Patriot Act Era;" "The Citizens United v. FEC Era;" "The 9-11 BIG LIE Era," etc., etc.

Yikes.

Comedians aren't sex symbols.

OP = Billy

This really should have been the shortest thread ever:

Why isn't Billy Eichner a sex symbol yet?

Because people have seen him.

He's a cutie patootie

r152 = Billy's Uncle Myron (yes, the [italic]fagele[.italic])

Ro, is that you???

John Merrick, Rocky Dennis and the baby from IT'S ALIVE wouldn't let him suck their dicks. FACT.

AHS Cult fans find Billy to be "a sexy daddy type"

hot in a grimy, dirty way

Will Billy host SNL this season? That would be HUGE exposure for him. Too bad that AHS isn't an NBC show.

Billy host SNL?! He can't GET tickets to SNL!!!

[quote]Billy host SNL?! He can't GET tickets to SNL!!!

I think he's hot. I honestly like "real" guys more than perfect Adonises. I like that his mug is slightly wonky. He's cute, very funny and has a smoking, furry body.

He reminds me of a slightly less attractive version of a guy I used to fuck for nearly a year. Hung like a fuckin' mule. Best sex of my life.

Needless to say, I find him very sexy.

WOW! Way to be supportive, Billy's mom at r162!

Not to worry with that kind of attitude; you'll have him married off in no time!

Maybe R162 is Billy's aunt? Because his mother is deceased.

You are underestimating the power of a (fully refundable) investment in a good(ish) neighborhood (Howard Beach) psychic!

Bad skin, hairplugs and that voice. No.

I'll never forget seeing him crying in a cubicle in the west 56th street FedEx Kinkos because he couldn't print something out, this was after he'd become somewhat "known", but before the coke fueled weight loss and fake horse teeth, sad 'bout that loopy doll eye though...

[167] do u think he is doing coke? he rly did lose a lot of weight...so did julie..maybe they serve it on set

[r167] u for real think he is doing coke? he acted coked out when he was heavier too

[r158] i dunno if he will host SNL.... maybe next season before the lion king or his anna kendrick movie comes out?? do u gotta be promoting something really big to host?

R170, honestly, I can't see him ever be asked to host.

A host does have to usually be promoting something big. I don't think he's a big enough star. Plus, does he have any connection to NBC or SNL?

he does use twitter like a coke addict ..unless he is going political with BOTS

[r171] i think Universal Pictures who makes (? produces? does something) with difficult people is a subsidiary of NBC plus maybe NBC owns some of Hulu...? UCPTV always tweets DP stuff

he seems like a dick .... not sure if he is about to become the next big thing or fall off... i do enjoy difficult people w the redhead

I'm not sure if anyone else has heard this about him, but a guy I met said Billy has a fear of "wiping himself" and will take a shower after every crap? For some reason I believe it.

[r175] HAHAHA you're silly

i heard that billy eichner won't eat anything made by someone who watched MARON on IFC

don't get me started about the time julianne mooore shot an episode of difficult people....

Oh, c'mon...get started!

R177, Billy will eat ANYTHING...then he guzzles down the Ex-Lax with a side of street crank! After that takes hold it's fifteen minutes on the can and three hours in the shower.

Publicist earning her paycheck

Not a bad looking guy. He seems incredibly insecure. I'm not minding him too much on AHS although at times he seems to have graduated from the Emma Roberts' school of acting which confuses fake shouting with acting.

I also noticed he's following ER on twitter. So, yeah, he's scum.

He's like Rain Man with no math skills in person, makes Jackie Hoffman seem like Leo Buscaglia, Billy is a grade A cunt with musty pants and clammy hands! Beware if you sit next to him at a dinner party or event.

Unless you are a celebrity. Your asshole will be wet with his saliva before the appetizers.

[r183] really not a fan, are u? had to google buscaglia and lol

Buscaglia was teaching in the Department of Special Education at the University of Southern California in the late 1960s when one of his students committed suicide.

She had been one of the sets of "kind eyeballs" he always looked for in the large auditorium, because her responses showed him that at least one student was hearing what he said, so the news that she killed herself had a great impact on him.

OKKKKKKK hahahaha

R183 and R185 are the same person, of course

R186 types Billy fat

[r183] is the same person who saw him crying at kinks

Can he focus long enough to cum, ever?

He seems too ADHD.

haha he is on conan tonight ... too political for me... ya he can focus on cumming with all the adderall he is taking to maintain his hollywood bod for ryan murphy

he is tiny help

He's like a cross between Kevin Spacey and Jimmy Durante in that pic!

Is there verification of sizemeat?

R191 oh my.... that's a wig

[r194] oh yeah. for some reason he didn’t bring it to sirius XM on the 27th of sept

are his 5 minutes OVER?????????

I don't think he's cute. I think he's obnoxious too

He dyes his beard.

Because we have eyes.

Diffrent wig, r195.

Too gay. Too feminine. Too theatrical. Not sexy.

[r200] oh u mean

29 W.I.G.S (When I Got Sexy)

The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive.

Even his hair plugs are annoying.

His wig looked crooked on his recent Conan appearance. Can he not afford a full time wig wrangler?

he a top tonight having sex with colton hayes on AHs

ahs sex scene was hot

Not big but thick.

Computer says that he is 6'3"

Because he's really really ugly, OP. Are you blind? He's not even ugly with a hot body.

[r209] it was the article title not OP’s take

if he doesn't sign onto DIFFICULT PEOPLE SEASON 4 he's going to be a dead not-sex-symbol

I can smell his putrid tonsils from here!

Billy is not only sexy in person, but also great sex! Nice hung cock and very passionate versatile bottom.

[r213] is Billy

Actually he cannot maintain an erection and mostly likes to eat ice cream and watch YouTube videos of Totie Fields with his Grindr tricks.

Billy can top me anytime he wants!!!

spectrum

What he lacks in looks he makes up for in talent. Why force the former, when it's just not there?

r215: I would totally get into that. I love Totie!

Such a densely written article for what's supposed to be a light subject. I hope the author improves before graduation.

Again, the DL paradox: Straight actors are vilified for not coming "out." but the few working gay actors in high viability roles are also vilified because.....

That's were DL lose me. You hate NPH, you hate the out actor XYZ, but love the supposed "closeted" actor (although there's NO proof that said actor is gay.) Another example of how we are our worst enemies, we hate the out actor, but lust the "perceived" but have no proof said actor is gay. what the hell is going on with you guys?

DL doesn't like actors, they like actresses. They lust after pieces of ass, many of whom are nominally actors.

I am getting a little turned off by his attitude these days. The Billy on the Street Billy I liked but he is now saying "it was just a character" and he is getting more toned down and serious. Gurl you are not really fucking Colton Haynes...go back to screaming, please.

He's not attractive OP.

[r222] ok then let's discuss an actress!

[r221] this is coming up in the mind hunter thread with jonathan gruff. DL saying he can't play a straight character believably.

r223: I got turned off by his character when "Billy On The Street" started screaming more and kissing up to celebrity guest stars.

He’s fugly and an insufferable fake ass cunt.

Imma put Ma Face in his hairy azzzzz.

There's only so much screaming at strangers that the audience can enjoy. He's a trained actor and he's ambitious so I expect he'll do more serious acting. Every actor wants a career to go from Bosom Buddies to Saving Private Ryan.

An acquired taste, to be sure--but the whole Kevin Spacey-adjacent shtick seems a bad idea since it looks like the real thing is about to be outed as a sex predator.

Billy thinks Lena Dunham was "incredible" on American Horror Story: Cult.

It is the unfortunate combination of being both severely unfortunate looking and tragically unfunny. I get you're a stan, but is BE the best you can do?

He’s got two looks, hit me and hate me.

[quote]Billy thinks Lens Dunham was "incredible" on American Horror Story: Cult.

Well, [italic]he would,[/italic] wouldn't he?

Standard practice in the echo chamber.

Let us know when "American Horror Story: The J'ooze" is set to air.

He looks like a guy who cries in his sleep.

Tall, dark, beefy & hot! I think he is adorable & is a sex symbol! Sounds like many who don't like him have racial issues, because Billy is not a cookie cutter white aryan gay stereotype.

Hideous and untalented?

he looked good in this season of difficult people

R240 qu'est-ce que c'est, your "good?"

[r241] haha.. i wouldn't say no to him?? did you watch the new season? both him and klausner had lost at least 40 pounds since season 2!!

did they have no budget for craft services?

they started filming on his anna kendrick santa clause movie

He should stay fat, he looks worse with the roid bod, that Durante nose and those broken eyes don’t belong above a six pack, you need to drink one to look at him.

[r245] u think he is on steroids?

He’s so outspoken about exposing the truth on Twitter which makes his lying about his hair solution so disappointing. Lots of actors are forthcoming about wigs these days, it’s a shame that he won’t be.

[r247] i hate his new woke twitter image he is constantly retweeting politics and stuff but i guess that helps in hollywood ... and yea i guess he is just embarrassed but it is obvious he wears a wig i mean his hair and hairline look totally different in different photos and appearances

He has a collection of wigs, his hair started shedding his thick skull about four years ago in earnest and in a really bad way....teehee!

OMG! He is BOMBING on Colbert, awful energy, zero laughs, ill conceived gag, nervous delivery, reaaaaaaallllll bad. I can smell his cakeey breath from here! PU!!!!!!

[r250] he is a serious dramatic actor !

he thinks the diet coke/cocaine line is so hilarious! he said it in men's health too

i wish klausner was as famous as him. i find her much funnier/smarter/insightful. was surprised she didn't even do colbert this season.. only seth meyers...

billy, we get it, you hate trump. is that a personal brand now?

His eyes look like two M&M’s melting in a bowl of vanilla ice cream. He is painfully unfunny these days, go back to sporadic and fat Billy, you are not ready for prime time.

[r253] i know right?? i dont like "mainstream" billy. hopefully he continues to do Difficult People

did u know he doesn’t like trump?

Billy has the stench of soiled diapers and the scent of curdled milk, yuck! Sweaty pits 24/7 too!

he got a new wig on msnbc

[r231] ... you called it

i love difficult people tho

Omg R258! That screenshot looks like a Chinatown Picasso knockoff, those poor eye sockets!

Billy has always been a sex symbol!

How do you guys know when he wears a wig. I can never tell, on anyone.

The only thing in his favor is his cut cock.

[r261] he is almost always wearing a wig i think... can tell bc he has a full head of hair but then sometimes he has a receding hairline ... i am not good at telling when a woman is wearing a wig but some of my friends swear to be experts

R261, it is easy with Billy because he shows no care in switching them up, one day it’s dark and sparse, next day it’s cocoa colored and Shatner level rug, or a Teen Angel flip up that’s nearly dirty blonde, he’s like a Bond villain the way he chooses his hairy disguises.

here's another pic.. could be wrong but he just seems to have way less hair

There are times his manic sweat wreaks havoc with whatever hair application he grabs...it’s a crying shame.

[r264] hahahhhha

He can’t scrub the Internet of all the pre-wig photos

[r261] get it?

It’s sad that he can’t be honest about the wig

People will believe him when he says that his newly thick hair is due to Rogaine. They will be depressed when they spend $$$$$ on Rogaine and don’t get the results that Billy did.

Irresponsible and selfish.

Between the wigs and the Quasimodo glare this bitch is making me wanna hurl up my Lean Cuisine!

[r271] 😂😂😂 his hair is fake news

Adderall maintains fit bodies, r190?

Since when?

Billy Eichner is not a sex symbol because he's grotesque.

I actually find Eichner attractive. I don't consider him a pretty boy, but I like the rugged look he's trying out.

It's his voice that is grating, and a turnoff.

If by rugged you mean grotesque then yep, he’s really workin’ that look.

He's not ugly. I actually appreciate that he isn't jacked, or completely hairless like most of the instagays.

That's actually how the instagays and actual successful out gay men are different. Famous gays like Billy, Quinto, Bomer, and Groff seem a little "normal", and don't post their almost naked body's on social media every day.

There is NOTHING NORMAL about this disfigured face, for fucks sake!

Eichner isn't disfigured. Homely, but not disfigured.

He’s mean, loud, annoying, most of his “comedy” is about bashing gay culture or other gay guys, and he won’t shut up about how much he uses Grindr.

He is attractive - in a still pic. His personality kills the appeal he would otherwise have.

He's on grindr??

Who are these legally blind posters repeating the madness of him being attractive?! He’s the sweaty and balding creepy guy who works the weekend shift at Best Buy and pleads with you to purchase insurance on your blu-ray player.

I've always thought he's hot. But his persona as a comedian can be nerve grating. But I've seen him in interviews on talk shows and he seemed to be a much nicer, and less annoying person.

Will Billy be included in OUT's top 100 most eligible list?

[r285] yes i think so.... he seems to be a popular gay actor right now? maybe i am just bias bc i watch all his shows.... out100 yes but he will never win a glaad award

He’ll be smirking on the cover

R285, yes, they should use his normal eye for the O in OUT and his Quasimodo eye under it for placement, with his sneer to balance the cover out.

He is probably the most eligible out actor at the moment, but I still think OUT will give the number one spot to some muscled up instagay/model.

He's sexier than FUCK

Any DLers from NY ever see him on the dating apps?

He’s listed on Farmers Only under FlyEye69

I rape him with my eyes when i see him on sixth avenue

Sometimes he’s sweating up a storm at the Dunkin Donuts at 44th and 10th, orders like a bitch.

Does he still live in NY? Perhaps he is bi-coastal?

He probably gets all the ass he wants, ugly or not. Lots of thirsty hot guys will do anyone if it lets them have a little of their spotlight.

He isn't sexy he looks like he could be Bobby Flay's brother and that voice of his makes my ears bleed

Once in a while he posts pics of his travel buddies. They’re who you would expect: young muscle guys with geyface and designer tank tops. He’s earned them, I guess.

You're not really an A-gay until your friends consist of only muscle Marys, and a couple funny hags. It looks like our pal Billy has made it.

This stone cold fox was at the American Music Awards last night - November 19, 2017.

That's one bad wig.

That wig! And that wonky eye mixed with the doughy underbite, she’s a mess!

Billy is great in bed! Passionate, hot and an amazing kisser!

That wasn’t Billy R303, that would never be him. Would more like stays in bathroom, calls out for Thai and then starts quoting The Mike Douglas Show.

If he wore a jockstrap, I'd fuck him. But from behind, O-N-L-Y

I don't know who he is and based on these pix am happy to keep it that way !!

This explains it nicely

Hot Daddy bears like Billy are sex symbols these days!

r308

And toothless thugs and homeless people are cool

He has the face of a dropped blueberry pie. That nose and voice of his.....🚫

YIKES! R307, she didn’t wear her travelin’ wig in that shot, and the body looks like a bushy vagina from a vintage VIVA magazine! There goes enjoying my Eggos this morning.

[R311] His chest looks sooo nasty. Taco meat / Jeri Curl chest.

“Taco meat”?? Ew.

He’s definitely a sex symbol to me, but I’m also sure I’m not his type.

You can smell his legendary B.O. just by looking at that terrifying image at R307.

He's not that bad-looking when he's groomed and his politics are pretty good but he's such a massive famewhore and celebrity ass kisser that it's hard to root for him. There seems to be enough negative set stories about him too that you have to wonder if some of them are true.

Is Andy Cohen his boyfriend?

Andy Cohen's boyfriend is John Mayer.

Any links to negative set stories? Are him and Klausner actually friends?

Billy at the 75th Annual Golden Globe Awards (January 7, 2018, Beverly Hills)

I heard Billy didn’t wash his hands after taking a loud shit at the GG’s...

his pupils at the golden globes red carpet vs the golden globes netflix after party (both pics on getty images)

The first photo was taken outside in the afternoon and the second inside a dark venue where the afterparty took place. You *do* know that pupils don't constrict fast enough when you photograph someone with the flash on, right?

Bill is currently in Whistler Canada filming his latest picture.

Huge balls.

[r322] i had no idea tbh...! i like to imagine him rolling face

Did anyone listen to him on RuPaul’s podcast?

He mentioned partying recently in Silverlake with a houseful of gays. A birthday party for Jason “Jake Shears” Sellards.

Totally drug free, I’m sure.

[r326] yes I did listen to RuPaul's podcast! but I don't know who Jason Jake is. or how a camera works. I am actually an idiot who will quit posting on this website.

he's pretty open about it:

EICHNER Tuesday nights we’d go to Beige at B Bar. We both met boyfriends at Beige. We’d go to Spa on Thursdays, Starlight and the Cock on Friday, and then ——

TAYLOR Opaline is in there somewhere.

EICHNER Opaline on Saturday, or the Roxy. We were doing ecstasy, and it was the days of big club DJs ——

TAYLOR Twilo.

EICHNER Twilo, Junior Vasquez. We partied, and I’m so glad we did, because it doesn’t really exist at the moment, and we couldn’t do it now. Except, I still do it. I shouldn’t do it. It’s a bad look.

Jake Shears is the lead singer of the pop group Scissor Sisters.

He’s an “A Gay.” If you are invited to his birthday party and you’re not a hooker or a drug dealer, you have arrived, baby!

Billy switches his wigs more times than Zac Efron switches beards.

Billy, if you're reading this: Tonsil Stones

He is a sex symbol & hot sex!

He's 10 minutes shy of doing drag. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Stop with the hate - I love Billy and his wig!

Her weaves are tragic, and that melting eye is a public menace!

He ain't no Andy Randells.

Weird, I did that same exact circuit at R327 for a couple of years with friends. I never saw him at any of those places.

That’s because he never was R336, he was an extra in his own life until he unleashed that wig upon the streets.

Um, possibly because no one has a clue who he is. Speaking of which, WHO IS HE?

What’s Billy up to these days? Did American Horror Story give his career a boost?

Maybe because he is Boogley, meaning scary and ugly.

I can't get over the bad writing in that article.

His face is too squishy and twisted, like a cinnamon roll.

Just listened the Rupaul podcast with him, a decent listen but for a comedian I'd thought he be funnier. He was pretty low key. Interesting he doesn't know how to drive.

How many wigs does this bitch own??

Billy is a sex symbol & is a great fuck!

He can’t drive, he can’t act, he can’t fuck, the only thing this skin Muppet can do is throw on a wig and not flush his friggin’ toilet, what a cunt!

Be Billy's Valentine this year!

I see he’s got his dark chocolate wig on in the pic...

He's got wonky eye syndrome = not sexy

He's tall, hairy body but with a whiney voice

He doesn't cum..out of his cock

He squirts out of his not so tight ass!

I will never forgive him for Difficult People ending.

Selfish fucker...he could've done 2 more seasons at least

I miss Gabi and Cole Escola my favs on the show.

Now poor Julie has to work as a Carrot Top impersonator at kids parties in New Jersey.

Hoping Billy is vanished to a career doing voiceover work for hemmorhoid cream commercials

[quote]I will never forgive him for Difficult People ending. Selfish fucker...he could've done 2 more seasons at least

What? Hulu cancelled his show because no one watched it.

Gurl is getting her own Netflix standup special

Stand Up? Like a traditional comedian stand-up? Interesting since that’s how he started out in New York before the Street videos. I saw his act and it was terrible. Lots of “As a gay, fat Jew....” jokes.

Of course, that was a long time ago. I’ll be watching.

Billy has gotten very politically active lately. I wonder if one day he will run for office.

He should be President of the One Eyed Jacks

He is very sexy and hot!

I was an early fan of Billy. Loved his stuff on YouTube, his first couple seasons of Billy on the Street, and of course, Difficult People. But as he started to ascend, he got incrementally better looking and you could just see his thirst and entitlement start to creep out. It’s like he became vile overnight. And it’s so disappointing because he spent years being the ugly guy. He needs to get over himself. Congrats- you’re a gay man who is now fit. This isn’t exactly spesh.

He’s STILL the ugly guy, it’s his wigs that are pretty.

Gee, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because he’s as annoying as fuck.

Cute, funny, liberal, and furry. Ya I'd do him. I don't think of him as a sex symbol I guess.

Has he gotten entitled? He's not hot enough where that is acceptable. I don't know much about him though. What are the things he says that turn people off?

I still love this one from Billy’s pre-TV days

Where do I begin.

Do a google image search for him, and a solid 80% of the pics are of him with a sour, nauseated expression. Try it. He’s showing who he is.

“Billy On The Street” ... whoever thought that was a good idea? The hyper, manic prancing around and breathlessly shoving a microphone into the faces of strangers .. for nothIng.

“Glam Up The Midterms” ... is he supposed to be the purveyor of Glam? What a stupid, and tone-deaf idea for this moment in time. Even an amateurish comedian with ANY name recognition should be able to actually come up with something meanimgful and helpful. But he goes for the cute & shallow. This is on par with Davey Wavey.

He is self-conscious of his teeth which is why he rarely smiles in a way that shows his teeth. Apparently some people interpret his expression as “sour” and “nauseated.”

Funny or Die, Fuse, and Tru TV all think that “Billy on the Street” is a good idea.

Billy and His Teef is a better shew.

he looks so skinny with barbra's dog!

cause when she opens her mouth she is GROSSSSSS

way tweeky n methy.....

Wow he does look skinny in that picture.

He told RuPaul (podcast) that seeing pics and video of himself makes him want to diet and exercise. He was also a fat kid and probably has body dismorphia issues like most gay guys.

I hope he isn’t sick and I hope he isn’t on drugs.

He looks the definition of meth kween in that photo, get that poor dog away from him!

I hope you're ok Billy Eichner.

he better not be on drugs!! his future/career looks so bright

[quote]Why Isn't Billy Eichner a Sex Symbol Yet?

Who??

His big Christmas movie starring Anna Kendrick might push his stardom into overdrive

I think he's definitely handsome. You queens are miserable.

If definitely = grotesquely then yes, DEFINITELY!

[r372] watch "difficult people" on hulu

I saw a poster of Billy before I knew anything about him and thought he was the sexiest thing alive. I am strongly attracted to the Jewish guy look. Then I saw a. video of him talking On Th Street and was repulsed.

I had an amazing dream about Billy last night.

Billy sweats so much he sleeps on a shower curtain.

My dream was so hot that I find his sweatiness endearing.

I love Billy and think he a big sexy piece of man!

It’s the never-ending sourpuss expression.

Seriously, for someone who craves the camera - this is what he comes up with:

I'd hit it, but I like fit-fat, hairy Jewish guys.

Well he's on Tinder in LA if you're interested. Not my type but good pics.

His sucking up to Ryan Murphy on social media is putting me off a bit.

He's keeping him employed.

He’s not very sexy. He’s better in the friend zone.

He is looking hotter than ever and is a PerFuck bottom in bed!

R388 = Billy’s wonky eye typing from across the room.

Good god watching parks and rec for the first time he is fucking awful, the worst!!

Desperate.

Angry.

Always scowling.

Wants to be famous above anything else.

He's just SO GENERIC it's laughable. Absolutely nothing special about him.

He gets sooooo pissed if you mention his toupee on Twitter.

Haha, show us his replies!

He’s a smelly bitch, and a terror in his Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood during the summer, ugly feet in dirty flip flops. Yuck. SAD!

He’s got his arm around someone in his Paris vacation pics.

Apparently some lucky fella has landed Billy.

He’s terrible in AHS and the best thing in Friends From College.

I'll take "Not Terribly Attractive" for 12 hundred, Alex.

omg this tweeker BE is annyoying beyond belief. who sux him for him to get anywhere????

If Billy was Jussie he’d have eaten TWO Subway Tuna hero sandwiches DURING his fake attack! Priorities girls!

is this a joke question???

he is loud creepy and the epitome of pnp…….he should try real estate.

He sucks!

Billy may not be totally stable but he’d never “pull a Jussie”

I don't even think he's attractive!

R404 no one does

HOW DOES THIS LOUD FUGLY CUNT GET WORK????

it aint whut ya know, its who u know (or blow.....

He voted ugliest loudest queen of the century...