Let's be Italian-American men!

I'm the chest hair.

I'm a gold chain.

I’m the thick black armpit hair.

I'm the hairy yet very cleanly hole.

I'm Chazz Palminteri

I tan better than most white people to a golden bronze instead of looking like a lobster.

I'm Alpha Male energy.

Not this again

I'm the thick aromatic pubes.

Is this one specific to men, mio Duce?

[quote] Not this again

Part I from 2022.

Part Due from 2022.

I'm R10 and R11 swimming with the fishes.

I am smart enough to know the reason you don't rinse pasta after it's cooked is because the sauce wont stick to it if you wash off all the starch.

BONUS, you don't add olive oil to the water while it's boiling or you face the same slippery problem.

Let’s 2/3 of a foot when inflated

Let’s be* or let’s fantasize

I’m "I Passed For White" (1960).

I'm the lack of restraint,

I’m Luigi

I passed as Native American for decades without a single person in Hollywood noticing.

I'm a good Catholic boy.

R19, Luigi learned from the very best. Don't fuck with us, not if you know what's good for you.

[bold] FREE LUIGI!

I’m Sonny Bono.

R23, Luigi IS America.

I am “I believe in America.”

R26, bitch, we found "America."

Im this guy:

[quote] bitch, we found "America."

I'm gabagool, just like in the old country.

I’m Ant-knee.

R31, you're missing a link!

I'm a hairy arsehole.

I am the concept of vendetta.

I will come after you. And if I don't get you, I'll get your kids. And if I don't get your kids, I'll get their kids.

THAT is vendetta.

I'm pasta.

I'm a mama's boy.

“Vendetta”, R34 says, using the ancient tongue. The art of kanly is still alive in the universe”.

I'm Datalounge elderdays with their ridiculous stereotypes from 60 years ago.

I'll pass, had rather be dead.

R39, dead, she says^

I'm calling my mother three times a day.

I'm the Cadillac DeVille

I'm the Aramis cologne

I'm the holy water dispensers at my mother's house

R41, I'm Mother calling me six times per day.

After I moved away, I spoke to my mother maybe once a week. I think a lot of you are the ones who have mommy issues.

My best friend's Mexican-American husband has to call his mother at least once a day or she starts calling hospitals or local police.

I'm the quick exit after I cum

" Gotta go boss"

R44, some of us love our mothers.

What's wrong with that?

BTW, men who don't love their mothers have far more issues.

I'm the borderline germaphobia.

R46 - You missed my point. Not all Italian-American men talk to their mothers 3-6 times a day, as claimed on this thread. I loved my mother very much, but she would have thought it was weird to call her every day, though she loved to hear from me. We call when we have something to talk about.

R49, relax. I was just pulling your leg.

What I do see here is a helluva lot of WASPy men who grew up with Beth Jarrett and Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

I feel so bad that they grew up with shitty mothers.

OP, We remain incredulous at your use of the 'f' word.

r50 it's a constant theme on DL of miserable childhoods and estrangement from parents/siblings. Lots of really damaged people here.

R52, yep. Mommy issues galore.

[quote]What I do see here is a helluva lot of WASPy men who grew up with Beth Jarrett and Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[quote]I'm a hairy arsehole.

I’ve been with plenty in Philly who have no hair in that region.

I'm the inevitable nicknames, like when Anthony Tacopina becomes "Tony Tacos."

I’m the ones who people always mistake for being Jewish.

Lick my nuts, faggot!

I’m this guy.

I’m Anthony Fauci.

I’m deaf.

I’m Adam DiMarco who went back into the closet the minute I got White Lotus.

I’m Danny DeVito, a national treasure.

I’m Chris Meloni. I know all you faggots have wanted my “straight” cock since Oz.

I’m Stanley Tucci. I didn’t become hot until I went bald.

I’m Chris Meloni‘S weird-shaped head like that of Bert on Sesane Street.

I'm Don Grady (Don Agrati). I was jerkoff material for many of today's eldergays back in the 60s.

R57, ah, we share some similarities, don't we?

Immigrated to America at the same time. Hirsute. Love our mothers.

R68, the Ashkenazis are traced to the Mediterranean, so that’s probably the reason.

R68, isn't it the Sephardim who lived in the Mediterranean?

[quote]I’m the ones who people always mistake for being Jewish.

And that was me. My first trip to the southwest. I was on my way to start a job in Dallas in 1983, and I spent the night in OKC. I was at the bar at a Holiday Inn. Some local decided to quiz me on my name. I think we had a little conversation before this started, because the bartender was paying attention.

"Hey, you're not from these parts. Your name 'Goldberg?'

My anger rising, "so what if it is?"

I stood up, he stood up, the bartender told the other guy to get the fuck out of his bar.

I was not impressed with Oklahoma, at all. I've only been there a handful of times since.

Anyway, I was fine looking like a Jewish man.

I’m the academic in the family. I hate the Sopranos because it makes us all look bad even though my family are not that far away from what is depicted on the show sans the mafia connection.

R19, so glad that Luigi is continuing the tradition of Italian-American men behaving badly.

For once, that generation steps up to the plate.

A fat belly and unclipped average dick?

R74, and yet you crave JD Vance. Get the fuck outta here.

Way off, r74.

[quote] isn't it the Sephardim who lived in the Mediterranean?

[quote] Ashkenazi Jews have ancestral links to the Mediterranean region. Genetic studies indicate that Ashkenazi Jews have both Middle Eastern (specifically Levantine) and European ancestry.

Ashkenazi are mostly European converts. Italians were the #1 ethnicity in New York City until the 1990s. Puerto Ricans then took over. The majority of American Jews live in NYC. Living side-by-side, they probably rubbed off on one another. Sophia in The Golden Girls was based on an Italian family who lived next door to Susan Harris in NYC.

I’m nepo baby, Nic Cage.

I'm an Italian dick in your ass and hand over your mouth, while he answer Mama's late night call.

R75, seeing as how he lusts after JD Vance, a fat belly and an unclipped dick should turn him on.

[quote]I’m nepo baby, Nic Cage.

Ah, one of the Nepo Baby Idiots has arrived.

Oh, dear, r81.

They're the ghetto whites

That’s kinda hot R79. You speak of experience?

Exactly what are you "Oh, dearing," R82?

I'm OnlyFans whore Joey Sacco. Come and suck my big cazzo.

He is clearly on something.

I'm the Sopranos.

Are they mainly cut or uncut?

Cut.

I'm the face full of steel wool stubble

r89 most Caucasian American men are cut.

Italians aren’t Caucasian

Caucasian but not white.

^^Good lord not this shit again. They may not have been considered white in your flyover shithole decades ago but I can assure you the civilized world considers Italians Caucasian/white.

Many French are just as dark as many Italians but the old bigots here never talk about the French not being "white." They're basically the same people, genetically speaking.

I'm the not-so-distant African ancestry.

GABAGOOL!!

[quote] Many French are just as dark as many Italians but the old bigots here never talk about the French not being "white."

Au contraire.

R98, you can’t be gabagool. R30 is gabagool.

Caucasian is a made up thing to pretend that people from the Caucuses are Italian and other Euro-ethnicities.

[quote] I'm the not-so-distant African ancestry.

How long until we see the admixture troll?

R97, I'm 100% Italian-American, and my idiot sister insisted on doing that 23andMe test (nevermind that it might incriminate us) and we have 8% Sub-Saharan African blood.

[quote] (nevermind that it might incriminate us

How? What are your so-called crimes?

[quote]How long until we see the admixture troll

Not a troll, just stating facts to ignorant bigots. Italians have very little African admixture according to DNA testing.

The bizarre obsession with Italians not being white/Caucasian is one of DLs more bizarre quirks.

R103 - those estimates are notoriously inaccurate.

R104, ;).

I’m voting for Trump.

“ Italians have very little African admixture according to DNA testing.”

Oh, you’ve been testing the admixtures of all the Italians?

r109 there have been many studies, look it up. Sorry to burst your strange bubble.

Every population on Earth has been extensively genetically tested (using various control groups) at this point in time r109. The whole geonome has been mapped. Are you uneducated, ignorant or just retarded?

R106, one of my nonnas may have had a fun time with a milk man. She was spicy that way.

[quote]I'm the not-so-distant African ancestry.

You can immediately tell the people here who have never been to Italy. Like R97.

R103, that’s not uncommon for Italians. The proximity to Africa encouraged trans-regional relationships.

You Americans with your racial obsession are truly tiresome.

r97 has never left East Pissflap in Bumfucke County.

R115, uh-huh. In comparison to you enlightened Europeans, right?

They really are, r115!

R114, I genuinely welcome it. I just wish it was 10% so it could be a more well-rounded percentage.

Back to Italian men please!

R121, here's a big, swinging Italian cock just for you.

[quote] here's a big, swinging Italian cock just for you

BIG, SWINGING ITALIAN COCK = BBC.

Blacks have big dicks.

Italian men have big dicks, too, R123.

Prepuzio!

R124, he’s saying that Italians are black. Keep up.

They can throw down.

Italian women are frightful.

Ibb.co is shit. Use another site to post pics.

[quote] Italian women are frightful.

Read the thread title, dumbass.

I'm the love of great cuisine.

I'm a good old fashioned fistfight.

I'm the big dicks, violating your every orifice as you scream with delight.

I’m hot.

I'm in your face and confrontational.

I'm the smell of the red and white peppermint on your breath as you get in my face and confrontational.

It gets me hard.

I'm kayaking.

I'm the hairy asshole.

R128, you don't fuck with Italian women. Not if you know what's good for you!

[quote] They can throw down.

?

r140 - "They can throw down" = They're great in bed.

How fucking old are you? "Throw down" is an expression that has been around for many, many years.

I'm the Parliament cigarettes.

R86 His ass is a reason to live.

r143 I would pay cash money for that ass and dick. And you know he's a great dirty talker, too.

[quote] I'm a good old fashioned fistfight.

That’s the Irish.

Where can I meet r1?

I’m the working class upbringing in a marginal urban neighborhood.

I'm the upper middle class upbringing in lovely towns across the Northeast.

I’m the working class/poor upbringing in a marginal urban neighborhood.

I'm also the escape from above.

I’m Gina and everyone at work hates me for good reason.

R150. Is Gina a tranny?

Gina's a PUTTANA!

What she isn't is a MAN

[quote] Let's be Italian-American men!

[quote] Let's be Italian-American men!

[quote] Let's be Italian-American men!