Oscars 2024- Official Thread

What story will Latrine Cox be telling with her ensemble tonight?

Oh. I think she is on E! At 4

They are already bitching about lack of Latino representation. I'm so tired of this shit.

R3 are they wrong?

Emma was great in Poor Things, but the movie was otherwise a mess. Lily is Native American and stars in a film they want audiences to remember. Plus Emma already won for La La Land,

I want Society of the Snow to win so badly, but I know it won't :(

Why have they never had Lee Grant back as a presenter? She won for Shampoo.

When was the last time that Sissy Spacek was a presenter?

Since 2000, only two POC have won best actress: Halle Berry and Michelle Yeoh. White people especially women need to get ready for years of not winning.

R5 the film was a million times better than Killers

My vote is for Lilly, the black, guy, the other black guy and the black woman

It won’t happen but I would enjoy seeing RDJ lose, just to see his face.

Whatever story Laverne tells tonight R1, it will be iconic.

Gosling and RDJ are so in love with themselves this awards season. It’s insane.

Ryan Goaling.

Greatest performance ever on the Oscars. They don't do production numbers like this anymore.

Back when Bette Midler used to be hilarious.

I loved the men talking fashion segment. That was funny and you could tell they had fun with it despite being so out of their element minus the one fashion expert.

[quote]Gosling and RDJ are so in love with themselves this awards season.

But is their self love as intense as mine?

R15 everyone knows the greatest performance and it wasn’t that!

Laverne has arrived

Amelia has arrived.

I see the 4pm interviewers are arriving.

[quote]I hope Emma Stone beats Lily.

Same here. I don't want to hear Lily's "non-binary" nonsense.

Lily just didn’t give the better performance

If Penelope Cruz is there, she will be among the best dressed as always. That woman knows how to do it.

Dominick Sessa looks sharp and classic.

Who dat man?

I'll be watching ABC's coverage of red carpet.

I have ABC on my tv and E! On my iPad

Quote [Who dat man?]

LaVern Cox

I’m watching E! and Laverne in speaking to John Ortiz and he’s praising Jeffrey Wright and she spins it onto herself and refers to herself as an amazing actress, lumping herself with Wright

Why did they put a small partition between Laverne and the people she interviews tonight? Is it because of how handsy and flirty she was with the men at the SAGs?

Also Dominic Sessa is so lovely and he’s saying how absolutely kind everyone has been to him this awards season and so many stars have been wonderful to him and he’s so grateful and Laverne replies “You’re in a big movie with Paul Giamatti, of course they’re gonna be nice to you”. Not kidding.

Why is Taylor Zakhar Perez there? And he looks GORGEOUS

Y’all. 🥵🥵🥵🥵

On some CBS interview with Jimmy Kimmel, they said the first award will be for best actress with five former winners presenting to the five nominees. I hope so since gays can then stop watching.

R34 no. Best Actress is one of the later awards. The supporting categories are always some of the first. Not leads come before Director and Picture.

I’m telling you what the. Oscar producer said.

Brittany Snow looks beautiful

Would be very weird to present Best Actress at 7pm ET.

R38 it’s never done that early. Ever. The final 4 awards are always Actor/Actress/Director/Film.

This is the story where they mention this

Teo Yoo from Past Lives is so fucking charming and handsome. God. He deserves awards recognition. The BAFTAs got it right with nominating him.

God Jamie Lee looked so annoying as she posed.

We shall see if they do Best Actress first. She may have meant Supporting Actress. Shes not a producer on The Oscars. She’s a producer on his show and they’re helping him come up with his monologue and jokes surrounding the schedule.

Are you deaf? The story said she is an Executive Producer of the Oscars.

Can we get someone who's not a total useless asshole to start this thread?

AGAIN, we will see r44. But she meant Supporting Actress. Not Lead.

Rita Moreno looks FABULOUS!!!

Jack Fisk and Sissy Spacek

Jamie Lee Curtis

Please retire the word "serving" followed by whatever they're serving.

Eva Longoria

Sissy looks radiant!

Sandra Huller.

RITA MORENO IS HERE. SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS.

um…….who’s gonna tell her?

Teo Yoo.

Nepo baby Jack Quaid is there for some reason

The legendary Rita Moreno

Jack Quaid was in Oppenheimer.

Jimmy Kimmel with breakout star Messi earlier today

James Woods is on his way to the Oscars

Rita on the red carpet announcing "I'm still here, bitches!"

Ramy Youssef

I mean, even if Chita were still here she wouldn’t be invited to the Oscars. Rita has one and will always be invited. Chita doesn’t.

The only "Oscars" that James is on his way to is the C-list viewing party

Is Rita wearing a feather headpiece?

A very pregnant Vanessa Hudgens

All these black dresses are dreary.

Dominic Sessa is adorbs.

A lot of people went for classic black this year.

Justine Triet

Sean Ono Lennon

The Godzilla Minus One team

The Anatomy of a Fall cast sans Sandra

People are wearing too much black. I want to see some shimmering red.

Can't help but wonder whether the preponderance of black is a subtle nod to the situation in Palestine.

[quote] I want to see some shimmering red.

Jungle Red!

R75 that’s what I’m thinking. They don’t wanna be completely tone deaf.

Issa Rae

Also, black is classic. It’s traditional. You can never go wrong with it.

Andrea Bocelli’s son is gorgeous.

We need some Sally Kirkland or Edy Williams to liven up this joint!

Issae Rae always looks flawless

Milo Machado-Graner outfit tonight. He should have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his terrific performance in Anatomy of a Fall.

[quote] Andrea Bocelli’s son is gorgeous.

Blind you are.

Colman Domingo knocks it out of the park again.

[quote] Milo Machado-Graner outfit tonight.

Intriguing.

Matt Bomer is here for some reason…

I miss Joan Rivers, she was so much fun.

I don’t like these men’s looks that look like hotel staff.

Simu Liu went the no shirt route

Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen

[quote] Matt Bomer is here for some reason…

Is Mr Peabody there?

[quote] Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen

She looks great.

Matt Bomer looks very handsome.

Mark Ronson and Grace Gummer

Oh I forgot Matt had a 3 minute role in Maestro

ABC will go back to the red carpet at 6:30.

[quote] Simu Liu

Prime Minister of Kamino.

Tia Carrere is there. Haven’t seen her in YEARS

The women are swooning over Matt.

[quote] I don’t like these men’s looks that look like hotel staff.

Speaking of has Austin Butler arrived yet?

That aqua and gold dress is good.

Hailee Steinfeld

[quote] I don’t like these men’s looks that look like hotel staff.

Speaking of has Austin Butler arrived yet?

Let's all wear black and not tell Hailee!

America Ferrera looks beautiful

Ke Huy is here

Billie Eillish

Billie Eillish!

Andrea Riseboroughs plaid dress is fantastic

I love her dress so much.

Enzo Vogrincic from Society of the Snow

Jodie Foster looks Fan-Tas-Tic!

Josh Hartnett

Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemmons

I like Anya Taylor Joy, I like her gown, but she looked better as a redhead in “Queen’s Gambit.” The pale blonde suler-straight hair washes her out.

Da'Vine's titties have arrived!

Jesse Plemmons looks like a completely different person.

R107 Didn't she wear a similar get-up to the Golden Globes?

Cynthia Erivo

[quote] Josh Hartnett

At least he's covered up his disgusting, black neck mole.

[quote] Jesse Plemmons

Fatt Damon.

[quote] Cynthia Erivo

Has arrived.

Not anymore!

I wonder if any jokes will be made about Katie Britt's performance after the SOTU.

Emma Stone won’t win. It’s against all the odds

Anya Taylor Joy

Danielle Brooks is so adorable.

Emma Stone

Fuck 26 minutes left of Laverne Cocks until the Emmy’s in September. Thank Christ. Annoying, grating bitch.

Gowns by...

Brendan Fraser

Shit, wrong titties.

Cynthia Erivo is my favorite so far. And she's probably next year's Best Actress winner, too.

Has JLC decided to skip the interviews? She was one of the first to arrive and has not done any interviews. Has she pulled a Ryan Gosling and decided she’s too good for interviews?

That "dentyne ice" green color of Emma's dress is everywhere recently. It makes my skin crawl

R135 I hate that color too. It only works on darker or tanned skin. Terrible choice if you’re pale.

Lupita with Joseph Quinn

Ava DuVernay

Emily Blunt

Jodie Foster

Emma Stone's dress suits her and the shade of green is lovely.

Deidre Hall looks good

Total miss for Emily Blunt. Boring beige, weird crotch detailing and why are the straps 3 inches above her shoulders?

Sterling K Brown

[quote] Deidre Hall looks good

Where's the ribbon?

R114: They both look great. I didn't realize Jesse Plemons had lost so much weight.

Danielle Brooks

My faves so far:

Gabrielle Union

America Ferrera

Zuri Hall

Eva Longoria

Emma

[quote]Emma Stone's dress suits her and the shade of green is lovely.

She looks like she’s wearing an after-dinner mint.

Lupita looks GORGEOUS

Emily blunts Trompe-l'œil y-front briefs look is... a choice.

Emily with John

[quote] Emily blunts Trompe-l'œil y-front briefs look is... a choice.

Oh look. Another Trompe thread.

Brenda Bethesda Dickson has arrived

I hate Emma Stone’s dress

Emily's dress detailing looks like y-front briefs

[quote] Brenda Bethesda Dickson has arrived

Brendad!

You're no longer welcome in her home!

Becky G

Dwayne Johnson

Ryan Gosling

Oinga Boinga hass arrrivded-

Christopher Nolan

As if Laverne is going to go through menopause

Messi has skipped the red carpet and is seated inside already

Taylor Zakhar Perez is not a nominee.

Bradley Cooper

R165 who said he was?he’s also posted upthread babe.

All of these Ozempic success stories! Way to go Ava, and Jesse. Even John Krasinki looks thinner.

Lupita’s breastbones are distracting

Madonna played Los Angeles last night so she’ll host her exclusive Oscar party tonight.

Is Bradley Cooper still wearing the nose from the movie?

Where's Margot Robbie? Lily Gladstone? Cary Mulligan? zendaya?

Oh my God, E!'s coverage is awful! What, do they employ 9th graders to write these cliche questions? And Laverne Cox harping on to Jodie Foster about her age -- will she never turn off the "bitchy shade-thrower"?

Jodie looks great!

[quote] Ryan Gosling

Yay! I'm so happy.

I hope Annette Bening and Bradley Cooper win, just for the shock value. The award season so far has been boring and predictable. I need something to wake me out of my slumber.

R168 it isn’t Ozempic. You would see it in their face. It’s ok to lose weight the right way. Dumbass.

R175 have you not seen all the articles trashing Cooper lately? He isn’t winning. He’s probably in 5th.

I hope Annette Bening wins.

Flo Pugh has arrived

[quote]Christopher Nolan

Why can't the English teach their children how to dress?

Ariana Grande is stuck in traffic

R177, Are you high? Have you seen Jesse's photos from the summer?

You must be the PR intern monitoring the Oscar thread.

Billie Elish looks like a dumbass wearing that outfit.

[quote]Danielle Brooks

I feel I've seen this gown on many, many curvy women.

R183 babe. You can lose weight the right way.

From summer? It’s March 2024. Summer was long ago.

ugh Vanessa Hudgens purposely didn't publicly announce her pregnancy so now everybody has to tell her congrats on the red carpet. She sucks.

Simu Liu is gay, yes?

Surprisingly Julianne Hough is pretty good on the red carpet

Some people need to lighten up there, it's an Oscar not a Nobel Prize.

Who's the gaysian in the red dress?

The woman wearing black with the pointy sleeves is going to put someone's eye out.

Sissy Spacek is supporting her husband (production design for Killers of the Flower Moon), they have been married 50 years!

R187 people would say congrats anyways. It’s common decency

[quote] The woman wearing black with the pointy sleeves is going to put someone's eye out.

Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan?

R193 pretty sure she’s presenting

Why do the Streeplings insist on going out in public looking as plain and stark as possible?

Regina King

I wonder how much the SKIMS/sex robot/softcore porn commercial cost

R198 Everyone needs to wear their sunglasses at night around her.

Greta Gerwig

Emma Stone looks dreadful.

That peplum could lift her skyward at any time.

I also guess it's the year of no face makeup.

Gosling didn’t do interviews again.

Cillian Murphy

Ariana Grande

R203: He's so in love with himself. I can't blame him though. He hasn't had a hit in ages. I'm sure he does feel on top of the world with Barbie.

R202 I like that dress on her.

Da’Vine

[quote] Cillian Murphy

He's so beautiful.

Why is Ariana Grande carrying a pink comforter?

Arianna playing it sugar sweet to fend off the husband stealer reputation

Christ, people have gotten old!

Let's come up with porn titles for the nominated films.

Killers of the Flower Mound

Let’s hope D’vine’s strap is heavy duty to keep those boobs in

Love Jennifer Lawrence in polka dots

Was she blonde before?

Finally found the official thread.

Let’s go, bitches!

Margot Robbie made an interesting choice

[quote] Lupita’s breastbones are distracting

I'll say!

Eilish finally looks nice

Wait it doesn’t start at 7?

Who are you wearing, Ariana?

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Michelle Yeoh

I love the name Latrine Cox.

Rofl!!!

A lot of stars skipped the red carpet this year.

Did they start earlier so it can go on longer? Billy Eilish finally wearing semi-fitted clothes.

I missed seeing Jennifer Lawrence

Margot is so beautiful

These ABC red carpet interviewers suck.

Julianna great Ted “Lupita and Joe,” apparently not knowing their last names (or how to pronounce).

Dark-haired gal said “you guyses.”

Wtf??

R221 They're already running late.

All of people were late due to streets shut down due to protests

What did Julianne Hough do to her face!

R226 it goes over every single year, sometimes past 11:30 pm. Now if they go over it won’t be as late.

I remember a year it went on over 4 hours

A lot of stars skipped the red carpet this year.

Do you blame them?

Who the fuck wants to talk to Latrine Sucks Cocks?

Hough is scary thin.

Will Kimmel dare mock anyone? Seems they have become overly sensitive to comedian’s jokes

I wish that SJP had a bigger movie career. I want more star power at these shows!! SJP, Meryl (yes, Mary!), Diane Keaton, Bette Midler, the gorgeous GP, etc. Who even are these sad slovenly people?

Barbie has no business getting that much kudos

Well, Kimmel went after Barbie.

Lily Gladstone's dress looks like an 80s disaster.

WHAT is that poufy blue dress visible from outer space??

Bison skins R241.

R231 they’re there. Margot is there but skipped the red carpet

Dakota Johnson is probably plotting revenge against Mimmel for that joke.

WHY isn't Billy Crystal hosting?? WHY!

The set’s nice.

Are we gonna start pandering already? Greta didn’t “deserve” the nomination

Lawrence looked good.

Ugh Gerwig

Greta gives me major Lens D vibes.

Is the Hulu stream working for anyone?

Ugh.

Sucking up to that CUNT Barbie movie, right off the bat.

Looks like the Academy is doing damage control to please the Wokesters and the Feminazis.

WHY isn't Bob Hope hosting?? WHY!

Gosling has more make up on then his wife.

Who gets to sit in the front row?

Is that Gosling’s mom? She is beautiful

A dress theme seems to be “sparkles.”

Wait, who's Ry Goslings date? I thought he was married to Eve Mendez.

R251 I listened to some podcast years ago and Gerwig was a guest. She did mention hanging out with Lens D years ago in NYC.

RJD is so fucking full of himself.

R256 Gosling is on front while Margot is second

[quote] Gosling has more make up on then his wife.

And then?

RDJr is very funny. He also looks like he has had plastic surg.

Poor Things would have been better movie if another actor played Ruffalo's part.

K this is funny so far.

R259 he brought family

I love Emma!

R265 please fuck off. He was great.

I'm glad Kimmel slammed that GOP cunt.

Someone please pull Kimmel off the stage!

Cooper is applauding himself.

Katie Britt joke.

ZING!!!

r267, trouble in love land?

Kimmel was hysterical coming for RDJ being a drug addict

Ruffalo has lost his looks

Bradley Cooper looks like he dressed to pick up women at a cheap motel bar.

R274 we’ve been through this. She doesn’t come with him to stay home with the kids.

R276 you will age one day too

Jodie looks lovely.

Why does any actor tan? Looking at you, Bradley Cooper.

Cooper looks great. Not sure how I feel about the tie-less trend though.

Jodie looks great.

B Cooper has had more work done than his mother

Why is Bradley Cooper's mom in dark shades?

Beautiful Jodie. That dress and jewelry match her eyes.

Jodie is absolutely beautiful.

R279 I am about Ruffalo’s age and he looks old for our age

Net Bennington looks tense.

Ruffalo is aging poorly.

Jimmy, move it along toots

What a great moment!

Kimmel now is part of the establishment and he is not that funny

Emily’s excessive makeup isn’t flattering.

Did RDJ win? (Are they doing best supporting actor first?)

r252, you have to have Hulu + live TV to watch the Oscars.

No one ages the same. Genetics play a role in how you age.

I'm bored.

I'm surprised Krasinkisi and Blunt are clapping for the Teamsters.

To that CUNT upthread arguing about Best Actress. I told you. It’s Supporting Actress first.

JLC looks great in that dress.

Even Jamie Lee’s walk is smug

Yaaaaas former winners.

JLC does really look good. Five presenters?

Something seems off with Mary Steenburgen.

[quote]Beautiful Jodie. That dress and jewelry match her eyes.

She does look great - not a fan of the choppy hair, but she looks very elegant & age appropriate.

Mary Steenwater looks great.

She’s too blonde.

This is going to be a long night.

I really don't like Emily Blunt - really for no good reason. Mary Steenburgen not doing this smoothly.

They did the 5 presenters things before.....can't remember what year tho

Mary looks good in that dress. But did she have a stroke?

Why didn't Emily Blunt brush her 'do??

Really? Are they going to do this with all the nominees???

Fucking Rita Moreno is a crybaby and has no business being on that stage.

“Helbemptus?”

Is Steenburgen having a stroke?

Oh, they're doing the "multiple past winners presenting" thing again. That's time they could've given to a fabulous Costume Design fashion show!

Thanks R295!

Rita looks fucking fantastic.

I like this. Each nominee is getting their salute.

Gosling brought his mom and sister

No wonder they started an hour early. The really needed to ethnicity match this segment? Lol.

Emily Blunt is fake and full of herself.

Mary Steenburgen seemed drunk.

She looked great on the red carpet, though.

Presenting this way makes the show longer.

Rita should have stayed with the gray wig

[quote] Yaaaaas former winners.

This five former winner presentation is going to DRAAAAAAAAG out.

It's long and boring.

I much prefer a single presenter, and getting this the fuck over with.

The presentations are going ton WAY too long.

Rita looks and acts 20 years younger.

OMG, this show is going to last fucking FOREVER with this five-presenters thing.

If Mary Steenburgen had a stroke she deserves it.

Zzzzzz

R318 Miss Coozeburger needs to be put on an ice floe in Antarctica.

[quote] They did the 5 presenters things before.....can't remember what year tho

I think it was 1992. There was a thread about it a week or two ago. They did it better this year, but I still don't like the format.

Da'Vine looks very unhealthy.

Moooooo

Happy for Da’Vine

[quote]Oh, they're doing the "multiple past winners presenting" thing again. That's time they could've given to a fabulous Costume Design fashion show!

Not a fan of this at all - too drawn out

Emily Blunt looks harsh... glad the portly lady won

I grew up with John Krasinski. It's VERY odd to see such a normal dude at the Oscars.

Jodie looks good!

Who gives a fuck if the show is longer?

Go to bed at your regular time, grandpa.

I Iike having 5 presenters.

It makes it more personable

The problem is the way they're doing it I don't believe most of the bullshit they are spewing.

I'm so glad Blunt lost.

R328 I just tuned in. Are they seriously doing this fucking format thru out? Hahahahaha I'm out.

Hot guy milling around the presenters!

I love what Mary Steenburgen is wearing.

I mean she was fine in the movie, but I don't get why everyone coalesced around that performance.

And our FIRST DEI Oscar of the evening goes to....... the large black lady who's been in two movies but make all the Hollywood progressives feel really great about themselves!!! Congratulations Da'vine, whoever you are!

This is going to be a VERY long night with these five presenters thing.

It's just too much.

Especially when the presenters start grandstanding.

[quote] They did the 5 presenters things before.....can't remember what year tho

2009

Oh god ….here we go

[bold] Dear Jodie Foster....[/bold] Your loss in ONE word------>>.ALOK....Fuck You.

R332 why are you trolling? You’re ON THE INTERNET. And you commented on the thread about it. I checked.

It was 2009. Fucking retard

I didn't know who Da'vine was before this awards season. The Holdovers was good, if not spectacular.

R337 a normal dude? He’s a fucking actor and married to a nominee.

[quote] I think it was 1992. There was a thread about it a week or two ago.

I was wrong. It was 2009. Below is the thread.

R340 they’re actors. You will be fine stupid ass.

r353, he was a normal dude in newton back in 1996, calm down!

Best supporting actress category was about 10 minutes long. This is gonna be a LONG ASS SHOW

Messi >>>> The Humans

I just said I didn't like Emily Blunt for no good reason - other than "vibes"; I don't know much about her. Flip side, I LIKE Anna Taylor-Joy based on "vibes."

R350 nobody knows what it is you're oh so vaguely referring to.

In order for Emily Blunt to get an Oscar-- she will need to do a Holocaust movie, play a disabled person, or play a politician with the aid of makeup and prosthetics.

Well in 2009, five previous Oscar-winning performers presented each of the acting categories as opposed to only one or two. Hopefully, tonight it will be the same.

[quote]They did the 5 presenters things before.....can't remember what year tho

2009 -- I remember because it was the year Heath Ledger won.

I want some kind of scandalous fiasco!

Another pointless Disney/Pixar sequel.

I'm sure the show producers are glued to twit-X furiously trying to figure out how to speed things up.

Is Emily Blunt only really anything because of Prada?

I didn't like it the time before when they had a group of previous winners present, it dragged the show out. They wonder why ratings are down.

I actually had to flip over to another channel because I was so bored with the Best Supporting Actress presentation.

It was just too fucking long, compounded by Da'Vine's overly dramatic acceptance speech.

That was fucking too much.

Jimmy Kimmel looks off.

34 minutes and 1 award?

Yes, a very long night to come.

[quote]Is Emily Blunt only really anything because of Prada?

It was the only time she was interesting.

[quote]I like this. Each nominee is getting their salute.

I like it. I just hate that we don't get to see a brief clip of each performance the way they usually do it.

Anya Taylor- Joy looks great in that dress.

The Holdovers was over rated. The moral of the story? It’s okay to lie, cheat & steal if you’re a pitiful rich white boy. Heartwarming indeed.

Anya is so unusual looking but it works, she is beautiful

Every actor who is big had a role that was their breakout. Prada was Blunt’s. Who cares?

Sean looks deeply gross.

[quote] I didn't know who Da'vine was before this awards season.

She was great in Dolemite Is My Name.

R375 that’s what a retard like you took out of it.

It always starts out slow. I actually dont mind that they are playing up some Oscar history (back when the awards meant something)

Really? Way to minimize an art form, Jimmy... fucking spider boy will probably win. Heron deserves it tho

Oscars so long.

Sean is now an Oscar winner. Take that, John!

Netflix, I implore you to take over The Academy Awards.

I was wondering why Sean Ono Lennon was there.

R383 they’re long EVERY SINGLE YEAR. Clearly this isn’t for you. Go on TikTok.

[quote] Jimmy Kimmel looks off.

I think he looks smart, clever and sexy... as always!

R376 she's more charismatic than beautiful imo

Sean Ono Lennon and his Oscar

There’s a lot of sloppy diction tonight. It sounded like Hemsworth said “Films that make a stink” not “films that make you think.”

R337 have you seen his cock? I want him inside me deeply.

Why are Emily's dress straps not resting on her shoulders? It's like it's 6 sizes too big.

What about that Emily alien movie directed by her husband where she steps on a nail?

I found it interesting there was no standing ovation when the 4 esteemed actresses along with Miss Coozeburger strode on stage.

Happy Mother's Day, Yoko!!!!

[quote] In order for Emily Blunt to get an Oscar-- she will need to do a Holocaust movie, play a disabled person, or play a politician with the aid of makeup and prosthetics.

She'll have to play Cillian Murphy. Not a stretch for her.

Yoko Ono will never top infringing.

Sean was the spoiled one, Julian Lennon was the one who got dumped when his dad became enamored with Yoko

The Fashion Director for tonight has arrived.

[quote] Sean Ono Lennon and his Oscar

Yoko wailed when he won.

Yay Miyazaki wins

R309 Blunt gives off an ugly vibe.

"stop"

[quote]I want some kind of scandalous fiasco!

Wait for it - Bradley hasn't lost yet.

R394 retard, people wanna keep the show moving.

They know good and damn well Jodie Foster deserved that Oscar. If it was based on acting and body of work, she would have won.

Chris Hemsworth found out he is 8-10 times more likely to get Alzheimers, for real.

I think Emily Blunt would be perfect to play Nancy "Cuntface" Mace in a movie.

Preach, R406.

All right, let's hear it for anime that hasn't changed its style in 70 years!

Is David Alan Grier the announcer?

Where have you seen John Krasinski’s cock, R392?

Christ Appleton commercial!

Where was Lukas Gage?

I wouldn't be surprised if Blunt cheats on fug nose Krasinksi.

Good catch r411, he is

[quote] 2009 -- I remember because it was the year Heath Ledger won.

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker".

[quote]Chris Hemsworth found out he is 8-10 times more likely to get Alzheimers, for real.

Who?

[quote]Where was Lukas Gage?

divorce court

I was wrong. They went for Heron. Good.

R412 . . .

Is there a Blunt troll? We get it you hate her.

Emily was really good as Queen Victoria.

What just happened? With the red haired girl?

No Ozempic for these gals

Years ago Krasinski was described on here as cute but with no sex appeal and that still applies even now that he's buff.

Melissa McCarthy looks like she dressed to be a chaperone at a 1980s prom.

I love Octavia.

Melissa looks good.

I love them both

I guess every other year a black woman has to win best supporting actress.

I don’t mind the five presenters thing. But should be saved for anniversary shows. But in 2010 they had it right. There was a salute to the nominees and last years winner walks out to present. But having last years winner openly salute what turns out won’t be the winner this year is weird. Plus they should do the role reversal ie supporting actor lead actor presented by last year’s supporting actress lead actress etc.

These two large ladies look slim after DaVine.

R416, It was the year “Precious” was nominated.

R429 Yes, get used to it racist moron.

Melissa McCarthy looks much better than that last award show where she wore that silver monstrosity.

Hemsworth's eyes are so tiny now.

Listening to these presenters is torturous.

It would be okay if they were entertaining, but they're not.

It's just long and boring.

McCarthy needs to shut the fuck up. She can’t keep up with Octavia. Dreadful

Blunt has been very handsy with Cillian Murphy on the Red Carpet.

I wonder how DL fav Brendad Ickson is spending tonight?

Well, Bradley, you lost again!

[quote] Emily was really good as Queen Victoria.

Well she did say at the beginning of the film "I will be good."

What is this woman saying? She hooked her kids up to a cartoon?

Foster's long-ago-gone-to-dust swimsuit area is quite suddenly engorged and tingling as she gazes upon the French giantess accepting her Oscar in the pinstripe suit.

Foreign babblings - -

If this show's gonna go as long as I think it is, I hope they at least bring out Long Duk Dong to present Longest Dong at some point.

Whoa, American Fiction -- that's a surprise!

Who is the older woman in glitzy silver with matching glasses?

I haven't seen American Fiction. Is it worth renting?

What is this movie about?

Mama likes this adapted screenplay winner.

I liked American Fiction a lot, and I heard suggestions it could win, but I'm surprised given that the category was stacked.

Play him off.

I have to admit Bradley Cooper annoys me for some reason.

i like this adapted chap.

This guy is getting a bit pushy

American Fiction is very good. I just rented it for $3.99 on Amazon Prime.

I love this Adapted Screenplay guy's speach

I liked it a lot, R448. But the friend I saw it with didn’t.

Oppenheimer 0-2 so far….

American Fiction was terrific.

R446 it’s won numerous awards for Adapted Screenplay including the BAFTA

He’s half white.

[quote]I haven't seen American Fiction. Is it worth renting?

I liked it; it felt very Woody Allen-esque

The older glitzy woman must be with American Fiction

[quote]Billie Eyelash

Whispercoo!

Yes, R448. It's good. I really enjoyed Sterling k. Brown in it very much.

"singing."

Dear god

This whispery bullshit song is overrated

This song is all over TikTok -- I'm so damn sick of it.

Bradley Cooper will probably write some screenplay about January 6th in hopes it would be Oscar bait material.

[bold] For next years lesbian nominees = [/bold] You might want to avoid sitting next to a THEM who rambles about giving birth to THEMself. Gay men aren't voting for that bullshit. Take notes Lady Gaga and your "female friend" with the penis..

[quote]Who is the older woman in glitzy silver with matching glasses?

Laura Karpman? She's a composer

[quote]Whispercoo!

This bitch stole my move!

Cord Jefferson is a former Gawker writer!

I never have an issue when acceptance speeches go long, you know most of those who get an award are aware it may very well be the last one so why not hog the limelight.

Thank you r473

American Fiction is a 2023 American comedy-drama film written and directed by Cord Jefferson, in his feature directorial debut. Based on the 2001 novel Erasure by Percival Everett, it follows a frustrated novelist-professor who writes an outlandish satire of stereotypical "Black" books, only for it to be mistaken by the liberal elite for serious literature and published to both high sales and critical praise. It stars Jeffrey Wright, Tracee Ellis Ross, Issa Rae, Sterling K. Brown, John Ortiz, Erika Alexander, Leslie Uggams, Adam Brody, and Keith David.

Billie sounds beautiful tonight

BIllie sounds great. And her brother's still creepy.

Billie Ellish looks she's wearing her grandmother's blazer.

I just hit the mute button. I can’t take this one singing.

This is a boring song.

Billie and Bro are amazing with this Barbie song!

That song sucked.

Billie's a pro.

A stabding ovation? For that?

That was absolutely beautiful. I clapped

Billy Eilish is bringing her MISERY VIBE to the Oscars.

I fucking hate whisper singing. She's dressed like a high school principal.

Is Catherine O'Hara's face melting?

I was disappointed in American Fiction. It tried to do too much. It suffered. I thought Tracee Ellis Ross was the best part of it, and she's not in it long. I like Sterling K Brown, but his character wasn't as well developed.

Unmuting now.

A standing ovation? Really?

I just took a piss, why did everyone stand up for the Eyelashes and why is Kate McKinnon crying?

[quote] Bradley Cooper will probably write some screenplay about January 6th in hopes it would be Oscar bait material.

Yeah, and he'll tell it from the perspective of the poor, innocent Jan. 6 Insurrectionist perspective.

Just like he did with that fucking Chris Kyle murderer in American Sniper.

He loves telling the story of those poor right-wing MAGAT "victims."

It’s a gorgeous, poignant song. Some people have shitty taste.

Something seems to be off with the programming.

Same here R493.

R487 they killed it. She did. And people were moved.

Of course Bey has a commercial.

lol @ Michael Keaton touching that husbear's gut.

I like Billie- she's the anti pop tart, minus the time when the label forced her to be blonde, sexy, and say how much she loved her body. As soon as that was over, back to black hair, baggy clothing.

I agree about Sterling K. Brown R492. He wasn't in it enough.

Jodie was in tears for Billie.

Yes, they were moved to the lobby. What trash.

I really like Billie's relationship with her brother.

[quote] stabding

BIlly Eilish seems to be love hate in terms of music. I actually like HER as a person, and I enjoyed her acting in Swarm. So while I loathe her music, I don't begrudge her success. If someone likes what you have to sell, so be it.

R446 American Fiction was predicted to win by most pundits. Oppenheimer might have won if it was a near clean sweep. But it never going to be an entire one with Randolph owning the supporting actress category anyway.

Past Lives broke my heart. What a beautiful film.

The last good song I can remember winning was Philadelphia by Springsteen.

R509 I've only heard like five bars of one of her songs once a couple of years ago and knew I'd have a happy life never hearing another one ever again.

R511 I watched it last night and was riveted.

have they done supporting actor yet?

Michael Keaton looks fantastic at 72.

Catherine O'Hara is 70, and she looks older than Michael.

[quote]Something seems to be off with the programming.

Do you mean, like, with all the commercial breaks, this thing's going to be four and a half hours long - or that nobody has self-immolated onstage yet?

Golda should win, but Maestro will probably win.

Is O'Hara's stylist a dominatrix?

K Maestro actually deserved that one.

I cant with Ellish...the same boring fake try hard "anti pop" whispery voice puts me to sleep.

The right film won for hair and makeup

M Keaton looks fit as a fiddle.

[bold]!Caftan alert!

Poor Thing, Bradley! I did want him to win at least for makeup.

Catherine's face was VERY shiny

R516 she’s a woman!!!! Are we comparing men with women. Men tend to age better

Oh hell! The makeup/hair category was a surprise! The guy who did Maestro is la egend.

Makeup for Poor Things must have been a fun job.

Catherine O'Hara is a national treasure.

Anyone saying Maestro deserved that didn’t watch Poor Things

Aww, Barbie deserved this, at the very least.

Will there be a “Maestro” shutout this evening?

Poor Things deserves this win.

Has Barbie taken anything yet? lol

Nah. Poor Things deserved this too

I loved the look of Poor Things.

Hollywood seems to really like Poor Things. I think Emma will win

Run!

NOOOOOD

I love John Cena. His Peacemaker is hilarious.

John Cena’s roided body

Lmao! John Cena!

Barbie won the most important award: a Brink’s truck filled with cash.

Holy shit!

BUCKETFACE CENA.....Never thought he was hot....

Dang. Body.

He's got quite a build on him!

A nude man - looks like they ARE bringing out Long Duk Dong!

John Cena is fucking hot! And I liked his movie Ricky Stanicky.

I LOVE Cena. He's cute and funny.

Poor Things is winning all the categories it should be winning. Good.

The nude streaker bit was good front to back. Good job, Cena.

I knew it! Poor Things for costume. So lush.

AAAAAND Jodie just dried up again.

I"ll bet the Costume Designer made the dress she's wearing.

[quote] lol

LoL! :)

R553 Should have been that guy in Saltburn

Things might be looking good for Emma.

I love that Poor Things is winning all the Barbie awards....an actual legit gender equality film vs a fake feminist one.

Is Emma Stone in the bathroom?

Wow, thought this was a Barbie win for sure.

[quote] AAAAAND Jodie just dried up again.

Is that a reference to her Beaver?

The costume designers always design the worst dresses for themselves.

No award for costume or production design? Barbie's only real chance now is Best Song.

Poor Things is cleaning up. I love it.

[quote] I guess every other year a black woman has to win best supporting actress.

Wrong fucking year!

R558. No. People are sick of him.

Shut up!

All of Poor Things’ design awards were expected.

R565 it even being nominated for most of these awards is a joke.

Ugghhh… The Rock. Time to hit the mute button again. Never liked him.

[quote] Barbie's only real chance now is Best Song.

And that really had nothing to do with Barbie the movie.

It was all BILLIE EILISH.

Which means that Barbie is a HUGE LOSER tonight.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

R530 Of Canada.

I'm looking forward to seeing Society of the Snow win.

I hope security is high. Bassett's gonna try to rush the stage to give the acceptance speech nobody heard last year.

Thread 2

JLC is so smug now.

r564, I think it's like mechanics having the crappiest looking cars.

Made a link for Part 2.

Just in case.

I did not like Killers of the Flower Moon. I tried to but no.

Thread 2 is here

[quote]I'm looking forward to seeing Society of the Snow win

But that's not gonna happen?

Oy vey.

Well which part 2 will it be?

I'd like a house remix of this - f/ India.

[quote] Made a link for Part 2. Just in case.

See R577, mein Fuhrer.

I haven't seen Killers Of The Flower Moon. Is it worth sitting through 4 fucking hours?

Society of the Snow isn’t winning.

I wish Cena had grown his bush out for that skit.

R585 this one. It was made first.

I take it these are feather not dot, casino not call center.

Why is Bad Bunny there???

Did Billie write the Indian song too?

I guess this means LIly is going to win.

Same R581 — yet another late-career Scorsese film that’s overlong and a slog to get through.

Is this The Lion King?

[quote]lol @ Michael Keaton touching that husbear's gut.

That’s David Alan Grier to you, bitch.

No! Morons.

That was absolutely amazing! I loved it.

I teared up. 🥺😢

Where's Jack Nicholson?

Emily was awfully shiny. A little powder, no?

Sterling K. Brown looks like he's had some bad work done on his face.

[Quote] Barbie has no business getting that much kudos

and it hasn't tonight It will only win for Best Original Song

I'd like to add a few words...