Oscars 2024- Official Thread 2

Killers of the Flower Moon SUCKED

Well this song is a real bop.

Sea Cow.

Has Oppenheimer won anything yet? Looks like Poor Things is the one sweeping. Still think Lily gets it over Emma.

Bad Bunny can piss off.

R4 Nothing yet.

Bad Bunny has a hot and adorable voice.

Bad Bunny is an asshole I heard.

They appear to be purposely stacking the categories so that Oppenheimer’s below the lines and above the line wins will be consecutive.

Bad Bunny can barely speak English to announce an important award in someone’s career.

Awww Sandra Huller is moved. You can tell she’s happy

Were Bad Bunny's diamonds real? They were larger than Catherine O'Hara's.

R9 it’s for time.

Does bad bunny have a good duck? I assume nudes are available.

Conejito malo!

Man A24 is becoming a powerhouse.

Sandra Hueller looks like a more sophisticated and sexier version of Goop.

Lmao Emily won with that comment.

Why don;t Emily Blunt's shoulder straps fit? They must be intended to look that way, but it looks awful.

Remember when Vanessa Redgrave denounced “Zionist hoodlums?”

Ugh I hate them both.

Is Ryan Gosling wearing eye shadow and mascara?

R19 that’s the look. It’s like an armor

I HATE! Blunt’s dress. Those straps are making my eyeballs itch.

I knew SOTS wasnt going to win against the 1567th-ish Holocaust film

YOU KNOW if that shot had happened in the US and not Uruguay it would be winning best pic.

Looks like Emily blunt is about to be hoisted up in the air in some stunt

Because it's FASHION. It's a hard corset.

They have good chemistry, Blunt and Goaling.

Are stunts a new category?

Yes! I commented in the first thread that gosling is wearing more make up then his girlfriend/mother/sister.

Blunt and Gosling were great

I can't stand her look this evening either R24.

Ryan Goaling.

Bad Bunny should’ve been the one to do the streaker sketch.

I mostly love A24 films. They're not your typical Hollywood movies.

Yayyy stunts are recognized! They have the worst jobs in the film industry- all the older guys are broken beyond belief.

Are Warren Beatty and Annette Bening there tonight?

Bad Bunny can’t even speak English. It wouldn’t have worked idiot

Well, didn't get my SOTS wish but it is panning out that I am getting my #NooscarsforBarbie wish

No shout out to Zoe Bell strapped to the hood of the Charger in Death Proof? One of the greatest stunts of the last 20 years.

[quote] Yayyy

I'm so happy.

Stunt people do incredible feats.

Society of the Snow was good - more nuanced, a bit deeper than Alive, with native speakers. But, it wasn't that great.

If only DL realized A24 doesn’t make its own films 95% of the times and buys films independently made.

I don't understand why Eva Mendes didn't go to the Oscars. Surely she could have found a babysitter. Maybe she's ashamed she became a hausfrau.

Feets or foots. They're both correct.

[quote]I knew SOTS wasnt going to win against the 1567th-ish Holocaust film

That rugby team plane crash story has been done a couple of times before as well

R44 they don’t allow anyone else with their kids without them there.

R25 Technically it happened in Argentina (and Chile). But it happened TO uruguayans.

I think chainmail is a better look if she wants to do armor.

Actually armor would like nice. Not dress armor wtf

Zone was the better film. Society was amazing though and got 2 nominations. That’s the reward right there.

Emily Blunt was so shiny I think I saw my reflection on her forehead

Gosling and his fillers. He's starting to look like Kenny Rogers

I agree r39. She was amazing!

where's jack nicholson?

Ugh. This asshole from EEAAO.

Talk about a DEI win.

[quote]Society of the Snow was good - more nuanced, a bit deeper than Alive, with native speakers. But, it wasn't that great

I guess the Society of the Snow fanatic is from Spain and supporting his country

I have no memory of Sam Rockwell winning an Oscar!

Nice to shine the spotlight on previous winners.

Cringe Ke Huy.

Little Asian leperchaun.

R46 Very badly. The first a Z mexican exploitation film from the 70s that no one has seen, and then the 90's Disney sanitized version. This is different and a hundred millions times better (which is why Alive from 1993 never got even a nod and this did)

Fingers crossed for RDJ

He has thug duck R14.

The male presenters are much more direct and to the point, and much less emotional and dramatic.

It works for men to do this 5 presenter thing, but not for women.

Men just keep it moving along. Women don't.

That poor woman behind DeNiro is having problems with her neck.

R56 I think there's 2 of us, but I'm argentinean...the story is very close to my heart

"...outmatched only by the magic of who you are as a person!"

JFC

Good to see Waltz again.

Sam Rockwell looks hot with that white trash beard.

I was at the other thread.

deniro looks pissy

I missed what Robbins said

Tim Robbins looks like a burn victim.

DeNiro likes the Asian ladies now?

And why aren't the makeup people powdering everyone?

Ali looks fucking great.

Rockwell should have been wearing a beard years ago, he looks good and I fucking LOATHE Christopher fucking WALTZ.

Fucker does look good.

Mark Ruffalo really is underrated.

FINALLY!!! YAY!!!! RDJ

RDJ!

Ruffalo was great

Chrishtophe Waltzsh

Mark Ruffalo wouldn’t so bad with a different haircut.

Jesus so much flller in Goaling's cheeks. Rockwell is a sexy daddy.

I watched two hours of Oppenheimer last night. I could go no further. I hope it loses in every category.

I HOPE BRADLEY WINS!!!!!

R57 Sam Rockwell won supporting for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

[quote]I missed what Robbins said

He referred to DeNiro’s role as Oscar-winning rather than Oscar-worthy.

Mark Ruffalo is a smug Bernie bro fucker.

Druggies rejoice!

Their Patron Saint has won an Oscar!

So glad for RDJ.

RDJ does look good for an ex-druggie.

How do you let yourself look that bad when you're a sure thing?

Generally I LOVE RDJ but I thought he was just ok in Oppie....ironically, I HATE Matt Damon but I thought he stood out more.

Barbra!!

[quote] FINALLY!!! YAY!!!!

I'm so happy.

RDJ should've won for Chaplin, but it was Pacino's year for a Lifetime Achievement Oscar

Smug Smugerson, I know he is joking but a bit of Downey goes a long way

R91 He probably got help with a spell from Stevie Nicks.

Ryan Gosling is so sexy.

I want to rim his hole and then suck him to completion.

And SWALLOW.

Was that Cavill???

Just like a white winged dove, bitches!

[quote] I HATE Matt Damon

FAG!

[quote]Barbra!!

She's got nothing to be guilty of

[quote] Was that Cavill???

Yes.

Why not have former winners more from the past present rather than those who have won recently?

RDJ had it in the bag since day 1. I said he’s winning last summer and you all said no. I said Blunt would be nominated and you all said no. Look at tonight

Someone said they couldn't get through Oppenheimer. I thought it moved very well. Granted, rewatching it could be a chore, but first time through when you don't know exactly how it's going to unfold, I didn't think it was too long.

I used to pray RDJ would wander into my bedroom by mistake. I wouldn't call the police.

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare - Inglourious Basterds II?

R105 ummmm….Rita Moreno, Mary Steenburger, Tim Robbins… all long ago

Is RDJ a rescue dog?

[quote] So glad for RDJ.

Yes, we can all sleep easier now that he has hundreds of millions and a gold trophy for just doing his job.

Cavill looks great with facial hair- makes him look less doll-like.

NEVER in my life have I seen a greys anatomy episode.

Very proud of that.

[quote]Why not have former winners more from the past present rather than those who have won recently?

Because they're all dead.

Is Messi still in his seat or has he been taken to the lobby yet to lay?

OMG do you think they'll include Richard Chamberlain in the In Memoriam??????

R85 = Bradley, posting from his seat at the Oscars

[quote] Cavill looks great with facial hair- makes him look less doll-like.

I prefer him doll like.

Back in 1994 or 95, a friend of mine got snagged for a DUI in a small city next to ours one night. They threw him in a cell to sober up. When he awakened the next day, Robert Downey Jr. was in the cell across the hall. True story. La Verne, CA.

r117, I doubt it, they would have had to edit it today.

[quote]NEVER in my life have I seen a greys anatomy episode

Ellen Pompeo knows where to find you! She has the money to hire a hitman

Look at Little Danny!!!!!!

Aah-nold

Oh look it's Ahnalt and his tumah.

Danny looks frail.

I love RDJr!

Awww Twins!

R115, Excuse me?

Goddamn Blunt get some blotting paper already you're fucking up the lighting schemes.

is susan a caretaker?

Damn. Keaton does look good

Ahnold has been in America 50 yrs...why has his dialect never improved?

Yay Michael Keaton!

The Godzilla crew came with props!

Wow, thought for sure the Mission Impossible movie would take it.

R133 (1) He came here as an adult, and (2) He doesn't give a fuck.

Haha they all have Godzilla figures.

[quote] Ahnold has been in America 50 yrs...why has his dialect never improved?

I have no idea.

Godzilla won Best Actor!

Gah-zilla.

Gozirra.

wow devito is wee

[quote]I have no memory of Sam Rockwell winning an Oscar!

Godzilla deserved this. A great film

WTF!

R121, Richard Chamberlain died?

They chose him to speak??????

They love us long time

Godzilla was really entertaining

Get the hook

Insufferable cunt Greta Gerwig is getting waylaid by Poor Things and I am living for it.

He can barely speak English. They should have brought along Mie and Kei from Pink Lady to speak for him more clearly.

[quote] Yay Michael Keaton!

I'm so happy.

Yeah, the men really keep things moving, R64.

Best Speech of Night

BANZAI!!

[quote] Richard Chamberlain died?

It was another Richard Chamberlain. There was a false-flagging thread about it on DL earlier today.

I'm glad Godzilla won.

r133, my mother came to America when she was 13, has been here for 7+ decades, and still has a Chinese accent- her siblings, are younger, have heavier accents.

Anyway I'm glad Godzilla won, but i was hoping The Creator would win.

[quote]Godzilla won Best Actor!

Cillian is PISSED.

LOL

What did that woman jabber so vehemently??

Jeff could have interpreted for them R152.

Was that Long Dong Duk from "Sixteen Candles"?

OscarsSoIntelligible

Killahs of duh Flowah Moooon.

R133, The accent has made Ah-nold's fortune!

Film editor!

A lady!

Oppenheimer deserves the Film Editing win

[quote] Was that Long Dong Duk from "Sixteen Candles"?

Short Round!

Why the prom dress?

I just looked up Gold Godzilla, and there is one on ebay for $60,000.

I heard "fatass producer"

[quote] LOL

LoL! :)

I think she said something about Pearl Harbor.

She wore a tablecloth to the Oscars?

Why are the women wearing these ridiculous platform heels? they're just asking to fall.

Walk-off guy is super hot.

Who will present Best Film?

Streisand?

[quote]I think she said something about Pearl Harbor.

DL doesn't disappoint. No matter what, the racists still think they're funny.

Who's the cute guy with the beard who escorts winners & presenters off stage?

Why isn’t that Godzilla movie streaming?

Platforms are surprisingly easy to walk in.

r151 = Jennifer Jason Leigh

RDJ is someone who should not be dying his hair. He'd look good with white hair.

Hearing these Best Song nominees makes me long for " Moon River."

r177, they're more comfortable. Remember when Helen Mirren wore those lucite stripper platform heels?

[quote] Who's the cute guy with the beard who escorts winners & presenters off stage?

Based on earlier responses Sam Rockwell.

Wow, that was really pitchy, dawg.

Syrupy dreck

The Oscars are brought to you by Taylor Swift? When will it end?

R186 is my Huckleberry Friend.

That was a very short song.

The piano player may or may not be straight....

Christopher Nolan looks like he's totally done with RDJ.

[quote][R151] = Jennifer Jason Leigh

aka a SINGLE white female

Jimmy Kimmel should be waterboarded for trying to rush to Greta Gerwig's defense and "call out" her snub for best director nomination. What a whiny bitch he is. Her film paled in comparison to those of her competitors, end of story. She doesn't deserve it. All of this sympathy being poured on her is loathsome, and the sick part is that she's so far up her own cunt that I'm sure she loves it.

America's dress is really beautiful.

I'm kind of high but that song didn't sound good.

Like Taylor needs promoting.

Fucking Taylor Swifty fucking concert film bullshit. Not even at gunpoint.

I only know 2 maybe 3 Swift songs.

🤷🏻‍♀️😬

Well, r186, Some on stage have been wider than a mile.

RDJ’s smug prick demeanor is tiresome.

God shed His Grace on her, r198.

[quote]I'm kind of high but that song didn't sound good

It didn't sound good without any drugs either

R180, chill.

[quote] America's dress is really beautiful.

Chris Evan's ass is America's ass.

I hope Bradley Cooper wins.

[quote] America's dress is really beautiful.

Chris Evans; ass is America's ass.

Americas dress is stunning.

She looks fantastic.

Hey Gays!

Just checking in...

How many statues has MAESTRO won so far??

I just realized I have a bottle of Tequila (runs to kitchen)

0.0

I've never seen a conductor bounce around like that.

Oh it’s pronounced bio-pic and not biopic.

[quote]I hope Bradley Cooper wins.

So do I. Maestro was better than Oppenheimer.

[quote]Ryan Gosling is so sexy.

[quote]I want to rim his hole and then suck him to completion.

[quote]And SWALLOW.

BACK. THE. FUCK. UP. BITCH.

It’s 2 hours in … when will it end?

Kate McKinnon and America Ferrera are both overrated hacks.

Bradley Cooper reportedly spent six years practicing how to conduct an orchestra, and musicians still say he got it wrong!

In his big conducting scene, it's the concertmaster who the orchestra is watching.

one more hour to go

Bradley Coopers mom looks like hillbilly trash with money.

[quote]Americas dress is stunning

It's just pink and shiny?

Tasteful nudes!

Kate McKinnon is dressing like a serious lesbian now. Very Jodie of her.

"It’s 2 hours in … when will it end? "

After 4 - 4.5 hours.

Kate needed a shiny ebony cane to polish off that look.

[quote] Bradley Coopers mom looks like hillbilly trash with money.

Is she the Italian one who taught him how to reheat pasta?

R195 there have been blinds about him being over RDJ

I'm surprised Cooper didn't wear a TAR wig during his conducting scenes R221.

So it's okay for Kimmel to continue his Guillermo shtick where the joke is a latino man who can't pronounce names correctly? I thought he was against this behavior. He wouldnt dare have a black or asian person be the joke.

Who is this blue dress child?

It looks fantastic on her. She has a great body,or it makes it look like she has a great body.

JFC 🙄

and have we had any surprises, other than Godzilla winning an Oscar being handed out by Arnold Schwarzenegger, which I think may make this a substitute for one of the four horses of the apocalypse

This guy is cute. Slight crazy eyes, maybe.

Dibs on the black one.

Don't bring these kids on stage. She stole the moment.

Big mistake.

Who is the little girl in the fairy dress. The winners date?

Oh it's Mini Devine!

Emily Blunt looks like Ryan Gosling’s mum!

It bothered me that they just showed the beginning of Bernstein's big break at the Philharmonic. They should have run the whole thing.

R223, Suburban Philly is bad enough without the need to embellish.

That’s Mo’Nique, Rose r233

Oscars are now 100% predictable. Off to bed.

That little girl is so cute, and I love her dress.

Not the biggest McKinnon fan, but impressive to see where she got. I saw at UCB in Chelsea in the solo show she did right after being on that terrible gay sketch show Logo did. It very much looked like that was it for her. It was hard to imagine anyone going from that show to SNL, just like goin from mad tv to snl wasn’t really done. Crazy that just over ten years later, she’s presenting at the Oscars in expensive jewelry.

[quote]Is she the Italian one who taught him how to reheat pasta?

She taught him fellatio

20 Days in Mariupol is a great documentary

That tall bearded guy is quite yummy!

His wife and daughter? He looks like he hasn't graduated high school yet.

[quote] Who is this blue dress child? Who is the little girl in the fairy dress. The winners date?

[quote] Who is the little girl in the fairy dress. The winners date?

Gabourey Sidibe.

[quote] Who is this blue dress child? Who is the little girl in the fairy dress. The winners date?

[quote] Who is the little girl in the fairy dress. The winners date?

I like blue.

Those black dresses are nice (on best feature documentary winners)

It was a predictable win

Best post of the night so far R244.

These kinds of movies are the kale of entertainment.

This guy is CUTE.

Thought he pinged but he just mentioned a wife and daughter.

Ukrainian guy is hot.

Ukrainians are handsome people.

My grown son watched 20 Days in Mariupal, and cried his eyes out. He said it was heartbreaking, but he's glad it won.

It doesn't hurt that the Ukranian guy's hot.

I have a feeling Bradley Cooper’s full mental collapse will be complete before the night’s over.

Who are those bitches in the front row that aren't standing up for the best documentary winners?

[quote]Thought he pinged

Of course you did

R257 they’re DOCUMENTARIES.

A heartfelt speech

Ukrainian men are said to be well-endowed

Wonderful speech by the Ukranian.

R265 exactly. DLers feel any attractive man pings. It’s all them being hopeful

Zendaya?! GORGEOUS

Oh I'm sorry, R266. I'm the one who's still kind of high. I love Frontline.

Great, now I’m craving tequila 😬

Great commercial, too.

Where’s Bob Hope?

[quote] Not the biggest McKinnon fan, but impressive to see where she got. I saw at UCB in Chelsea in the solo show she did right after being on that terrible gay sketch show Logo did. It very much looked like that was it for her. It was hard to imagine anyone going from that show to SNL, just like goin from mad tv to snl wasn’t really done. Crazy that just over ten years later, she’s presenting at the Oscars in expensive jewelry.

Yeah. Crazy she’s even there. 🙄

Jesus I don't need to drink tequila after that commecial.

[quote]I have a feeling Bradley Cooper’s full mental collapse will be complete before the night’s over.

He hasn’t won anything in the run-up to the Oscars, why would he expect to win tonight?

I miss Uncle Frank.

Zendaya being handed the cinematography envelope. You know those PW people ain’t anywhere near their cell phones lol.

Was that Jennifer Garner foisting skin rejuvenating moisturizer on preteens?!

Team Giamatti, Paul team.

Zendaya is an overrated hack.

[quote]Who is the little girl in the fairy dress.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

What was that?

She’s pretty.

[quote]He hasn’t won anything in the run-up to the Oscars, why would he expect to win tonight?

He's holding out hope for his own Harry & Tonto moment.

R282 - and you know exactly why. We all do.

Zendaya looks gorgeous

"He [Cooper] hasn’t won anything in the run-up to the Oscars, why would he expect to win tonight?"

Maybe he really doesn't but it's still twisting the knife in further. Or he's just blindly holding out hope.

Great.

Zendaya looks great.

[quote]Zendaya is an overrated hack

If Edw1n sees this you're toast!

Overrated movie

Oppie deserved this one too.

Goddammit people POWDER IS YOUR FRIEND.

I haven't seen Poor Things yet, but it looks like it should have won Cinematography.

Okay, I was certain Poor Things would win cinematography, just for the end credits alone.

I bow down.

Zendaya is UNREAL.

Glamour seeping from every pore.

Haters to the back.

Maestro winning nothing is my roman empire

Zendaya looks GORGEOUS

Oppenheimer's cinematography was impressive.

Black slippers would be better than tennis shoes.

I love Issa Rae, but that dress is hideous.

Not a fan of Issa.

This guys cute.

Glad to see you, R298.

Who cares about shorts

Who’s this pushy little bitch presenter?

Anderson finally wins and he's not there?! grrr

I saw Poor Thing and it deserves everything. So original. Emma is a female frankenstein who relearns sex and she's hilarious.

ANOTHER song?!

Smoooches, r306

Oh, God -- Wes Anderson's act has gotten old.

Who cares about pants?

Issa ray is beautiful

I remember when Dianne Warren wrote amazing songs with melody.

Issa was pissed white Wes Anderson won.

FIRE!

Ramy is very good in Poor Things.

And cute!

Yes, R301. The vastness of that NM landscape brought to intimate settings where one could have a conversation.

This song is unmemorable and sucky

Who are the women that will hand out best actress? Michelle Yeoh, Jessica Lange, and ???!

Can't stand Issa Rae.

Who is the short bearded twink presenter with the wedding band?

Diane Warren is a tired twat.

I think Poor Things deserved its award for production design and Oppenheimer deserved its award for editing.

Gurl, this is not the Grammys.

Carrie vibes.

Boy this number is lackluster.

R324: Ramy Youssef

Good! It's over

Hollywood should be embarrassed that there's even a Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie.

And are they serious with this song?

Hmm....

The fire inside can be treated with antibiotics and/or steroids.

These numbers where they bring out youngsters to perform is so tired

Sounds like Eurovision.

One of the songs nominated for best song is from a movie about Cheetos, produced by Eva Longoria. Just let that soak in for a minute…..

That song was mercifully short.

Why was this song nominated?

[quote]Who are the women that will hand out best actress? Michelle Yeoh, Jessica Lange, and ?

Angela Bassett....she did the thing

Did they do the In Memoriam yet?

R336 Worse

Challengers looks like a lifetime movie

Zendaya - who is loved AND hated on DL - plus tennis. Will there be a DL "Challengers" thread?

Did they say John Mulaney? He must have one hell of a publicist

Fiddle dee dee finer your pussy

It was about the man who invented Flaming Hot Cheetos.

No matter how much you over produce it, it's still a Dianne Warren song.

Not yet R341.

did the host have a face lift? he looks like he had work done

"...performing the song, The Fire Inside (my hole) from the movie, "Flaming Hot," please welcome Bradley Cooper"

Is Mike Faist gay?

R338 because they only allowed one verse to be sung. Same with the Baptiste song. So far only Eillish has been allowed to perform the full song and Gosling will be able to. Everyone else only gets to perform a part of it.

Zendaya still looks like a baby lez in the Challengers preview

Wes Anderson not showing up is a major flex. He shouldn't even be in that category.

It was like a Mandy Moore song from 1999.

I don’t want to have to see Michelle Yeoh and her stupid “I can beat you up” shtick.

Did Annette and Warren stay home?

R349 TY!

ryan gosling should really button up, there is nothing to see, not impressed

If they give Annette Benning best actress, I swear to god I’ll say Hail Marys until Madonna has a hit movie.

R344 here

It's just embarrassing for the culture

r344 The real question is HOW MANY threads will there be...

[quote]Zendaya

Patchouli and bo

Jimmy Kimmel is sexy to me.

Annette is there they showed her earlier.

I'm sure Barbie will get Best Song..blegh..but I hope the Ken song takes it if thats how it has to be.

Michelle Pfeiffer is on the list of presenters. Best Picture?

Challengers looks like a lifetime movie

Agreed, and I'm not gonna miss it.

Why not do the first Latino in space? Why some fake chip flavor?

No problem r359!

Jimmy is thinner.

Guillermo is a sweetheart.

[quote]Jimmy Kimmel is sexy to me

You should keep some things to yourself

These fucking commercials keep crashing my ABC Oscar stream!

R322 I saw Jennifer Lawrence in the audience.

John Mulaney actually looks cute in that tux.

Guillermo is kinda sexy too

He's not funny

Jodie and Sissy are there … they also could present best actress.

Netflix has that, R371.

“Rita Hayworth’s insolence”?

It seems some posters are getting their feed about 4 minutes ahead of me. I’m watching live on ABC but people are mentioning John Mulaney 4 minutes before Jimmy even mentioned him on my TV.

John Mullaney!!!! He looks great. Darker hair and a tan.

is mulaney.... ok

This guy’s voice is annoying.

Yes, JLaw will probably present to Emma.

John Mulaney is looking puffy.

I bet he's back on the booze.

Just okay, r385.

I liked the Field of Dreams bit.

Thanks r371

R383 maybe they’re at the actual ceremony.

Oh god please turn him off. Where's the mute button?

Wow they didn't even give Maestro Sound. Damn.

SOTN should have also gotten a nod for this

Mullaney should be the permanent Oscar host, he's far funnier than Kimmel.

R394 only YOU thought it had a chance.

Sorry SOTS

Maestro doesn't deserve a damn thing.

Like field of dreams too! Planning on actually finishing it one day and I guess he just ruined it. Thanks a lot you fuck

"But Maestro is about fucking music; the sound MATTERS."

« What Was I Made For? » is a concise version of Frankenstein’s montser’s internal monologue in the novel, set to music.

DeNiro looks pissed.

Yes, Mulaney is puffy and blotchy. And his field of dreams, sucked

Hi5 R396

DeNiro look thrilled to be there

I was molested.

This is actually a surprise. Sound was one of Oppenheimer’s strongest qualities.

Is that Bradley Cooper dressed as Ryan Gosling?

I want to see mama Cooper cry when Bradley wins

Zendaya and Keanu Reeves have the same type of stardom.

Neither has a lick of acting talent, it doesn't matter, and they are (or were, in the case Reeves) GORGEOUS.

And, oh, do I love them both.

Sorry but Maestro should have won that. Somebody has it out for Bradley.

Go Ryan! "I'll see you on the Malibu Beach!"

Stop the wimpy singing. Please.

Fuck, we're not even at the Bring-Out-Yer-Dead portion yet.

Who is the hot black guy Mulaney almost stepped on?

I liked Blue Velvet.

The sound in TZoI is what makes the whole thing so effective. Completely deserved.

Finally some hot men!

Ryan

Ryan needs a wardrobe malfunction

Ryan Gosling sucks at singing.

Thrilled that Zone won for Sound. Beyond deserved.

Classic Barbie!

😍

R412 it was the weakest one in the category.

OMG, loved the chest-hair flash from Mark Ronson. He's so dreamy.

Haha I love Ryan Gosling!

I hope he wins for this stupid song!!!

[quote]I want to see mama Cooper cry when Bradley wins

A crying dwarf, that would be a spectacle

I love this song and this performance. Lmao, I want to feel the Kenergy holy shit.... Slash!

should have called that movie Ken

Haha I love Ryan Gosling!

I hope he wins for this stupid song!!!

I wonder how much Slash got paid for this.

That outfit isn't doing Gosling's womanly hips any favors.

Ryan had Mark Ronson and Slash

I love all the diversity tonight.

oh my ... ry ry....

De Niro looks like his proctalgia is ailing him.

[quote]One of the songs nominated for best song is from a movie about Cheetos, produced by Eva Longoria. Just let that soak in for a minute…..

And they're trying to pass it off as a "true story" even though there's no documentation for that guy's claim, but it's "his truth." 🙄

Yikes.

Kimmel is cute, and he has a big one.

How in the hell did they get Slash from Guns and Roses to play this song???

Also, Wolfie from Van Halen??

SLASH!!

I haven’t seen Barbie.

That was fun!

Slash really?

Greta Gerwig is a hefty gal.

KEN wins the Oscar. The biggest produced song wins.

I'd rather go to the Ken song dancer orgy than the Vanity Fair party post-Oscars.

Why the fuck is everyone standing for the Ken song?

Ryan Gosling and a cast of thousands.

Finally something totally awesome!

Finally, some entertainment.

How in the hell did they get Slash from Guns and Roses to play this song???

Also, Wolfie from Van Halen??

Yeah this one's taking it

How in the hell did they get Slash from Guns and Roses to play this song???

Also, Wolfie from Van Halen??

I hated Barbie and the fact I paid to see it in the theater. I thought it would be campy and funny.

Ryan Goaling.

Was that Wolfgang?

I thought so for a hot minute but didn’t see him close enough.

Very nice. Did not think I'd care one way or the other when they finally got to it, but it was wonderful. Nice job.

And Valerie Bertinelli’s kid

You know Hollywood is in the toilet when that is the best thing

Gotta admit, the Ken number was fun.

It's called "energy" and "fun," you bore r448.

The Kenergy part had shades of "Menergy" by Patrick Cowley, early electronic artist.

Love Ken!!

[quote]Ryan needs a wardrobe malfunction

So did John Cena

Della at R298 and R411!

I thought that was amazing. Big swing for Gosling and he nailed it.

R452 He had nothing else going on.

Ryan sings better than Billie

[quote]How in the hell did they get Slash from Guns and Roses to play this song??? Also, Wolfie from Van Halen??

What else did they have to do today?

Why do you keep typing "Gosling" wrong, dear r456? It will never become a thing.

Did Barbie ever sing anything?

Sooo empowering. So inspiring to women. Let's have Ken singing and bitch and moan because that's women's lib

"How in the hell did they get Slash from Guns and Roses to play this song???"

He does pretty mainstream corporate commercials now. He knows how to pad a bank account with little effort. I'm not surprised.

[quote]Why the fuck is everyone standing for the Ken song?

For the same reason the king stood for the " Hallelujah Chorus." To adjust the underwear.

I sing better than Billie and I don’t sing

I'm glad those god-damned singing/dancing kids were on for a mercifully short time and got the fuck off the stage.

This is Gosling’s night.

Ryan, you hot man - I'm available!

Smoooches, r466.

The Ken number should have been better than it was.

It was mostly just chaotic—a thousand bodies and no point of view, no statement.

Gosling sang well but seemed to be holding back and going for irony/eye-rolling. A very Gen X move, although he's technically millennial (born in 1980).

[quote] I want to see mama Cooper cry when Bradley wins

She didn't stand when Oppenheimer won for editing.

[quote] although he's technically millennial (born in 1980).

We'll accept him.

Push the button. Destroy the world already

Is Jimmy coming out tonight?

[quote] That outfit isn't doing Gosling's womanly hips any favors.

Gosling has womanly hips?

What an ugly cunt

Major hot sausage fest with Gosling and his fellow Kens. I’d rim and suck them ALL.

I think Jimmy Kimmel already called Dibs r478. Sorry.

That nose ring is hideous.

What the fuck are those blue/green and pink things on stage?

1980 is Gen X babe.

Cue ball.

What is that pink monstrosity?

R481 I’ve been standing all evening.

Read, Ariana, read.

Was that Scott Evans on stage?

Oh that dress

Ariana looks like an albino

No man needed eye work more than Jimmy Kimmel.

He seems to be falling asleep. And it's only 6:30 in LA!

Oppenheimer!

I was surprised to hear Jimmy Kimmel say (on CBS Sunday Morning today) he was only paid $15,000 for this hosting gig,

Oof that nose ring....hope she think she looks pretty because she definitely doesnt

R501 they don’t get paid much

Ariana needs to eat a burger.

Is this thread dead?

Another one that should have gone to SOTS

Janet should have sung the Billie Eilish song.

Grande looks like an intestine. 🥴

Ludwig is a hottie.

Anybody have a legitimate link to part three yet?

r490, Elphaba and Glinda- they're shilling already for Wicked.

Talk about being an accessory to the dress.

These Scandinavian guys are usually hung.

American Fiction was better to my ears

Fucking Greta has to run and hug Bllie.

A MUCH deserved win here.

Grande's dress is just hideous.

Ariana is weird

[quote]Ariana looks like an albino

What does that make Frankie?

Billie Eilish is a legit artiste now.

R507 Janet's really busy driving Limos tonight.

Ariana starting to cry because Billie won?

I want to hold Ludwig's luscious locks while I'm pounding his ass.

Two time Oscar winner Billie Eilish

R507 why would she sing the song Billie and Finneas wrote? They wrote it.

BREAKING NEWS

Will Smith will present Best Picture

Of course the Barbie song takes it when CLEARLY the crowd loved the Ken song so much more

Billie Eilish's brother is hot as fuck.

Diane Warren is now 0 for 15.

Billie's brother is the new Richard Carpenter.

Billie must be fucking someone in the industry.

[quote][R507] Janet's really busy driving Limos tonight.

She’s actually on tour in Hawaii, but Madonna was seen hauling out some trash.

Billie's laugh was so fake.

Why doesn't this thread refresh for me?

R527 the award doesn’t go to who performed better tonight dumb fuck.

Billie Eilish did not need TWO Oscars before age 25.

Can you imagine how angry Glenn Close is watching the talentless Billie Eilish win 2 Oscars?

Angela Bassett did the ting

[quote]Billie Eilish's brother is hot as fuck

Oh crap, it's the 'hot as fuck' loon

[quote]Elphaba and Glinda- they're shilling already for Wicked.

I swear on SNL last night, Ariana and Bowen's (he's also in Wicked) musical sketch was lit in a pale green light. It was ridiculous.

I think it's more surprising that Billie and Finneas has won 2 Oscars than Kate McKinnon presenting.

I enjoyed Barbie but it fell apart in the third act.

R536 then tell her to stop doing well. It’s not about age.

Billie's brother needs to get on Propecia.

Those locks are looking spare.

Ariana Grande didn't even read the nominees. Stupid little bitch.

Now THAT was a truly unscripted moment (Billie and Ariana behind stage)!

He’s not hot

AND they just showed Glenn Close doing a booking.com commercial. How awful!

R537 she won two MUSIC Oscars. Not an acting one.

Okay that was cute with Billie side skipping past the Asian lady speaking.

Where’s the In Memoriam segment?

[quote] Fucking Greta has to run and hug Bllie.

It's the only way she can get her ugly mug onscreen.

Ariana Grande and suck my choda

R535 if it performed better chances are it was the better song

R549 having an Oscar on the shelf is having an Oscar on the shelf.

Maybe nobody died that they care about, r551.

"Of course the Barbie song takes it when CLEARLY the crowd loved the Ken song so much more."

Winners aren't based on crowd reactions, but pre-show voting.

I’m just glad the First Nation folx didn’t win with their weird flower drum song

R543 oh that is just sad.

It's usually right before Best Director.

r540- did you catch them singing the famous gargling note that is featured in the Wicked commercials for the stage shows?

"The biggest awards of the night -- Actor, Actress, and Picture (Fuck the directors)!"

R557 Really Columbo?

Thread 3

The picked Erivo and Grande to present just to piss off the lame-ass poster from last week who kept insisting that presenters are never there to promote a movie…

R554 no. It was just an upbeat song. That’s all it meant. One was an upbeat dance track. The other a ballad.

For crying out loud, hurry this the fuck up so we can all just watch Abbott Elementary.

Thanks r564

She's good but she's not that good cmon

Interesting that our trolls don't post here. Not a single blocked poster!

R565 no. What was said is ZENDAYA isn’t there for that. And she wasn’t. Stupid motherfucker.

Bring on the dead!

Really, R563. It was a stupid observation deserving of the response.

Thread 3

They should have used a clip from Carrie for Piper Lauire.

Oh wow. This is absolutely GORGEOUS

CHILLS

This In Memoriam is horrible.

We hardly get to the the faces of the dead.

How the fuck does that Billie Eyetrash creature have two Oscars???

The in memoriam clips are too short.

Could they not afford 9/11 profiteer Josh Groban for this in memoriam performance?

Time to....say goodbye

Bocelli and Son.

R570 you spoke too son…the presenter not promoter troll arrived at R571.

Oh shit, this dancing is reminiscent of various '80s-era Debbie Allen disasters.

Just let the deceased hold the space and have their moment.

Boccelli’s son is hot as fuck.

I wish the did but play music and show closeups of the dead. No stars singing, no dancers. It’s distracting

R581 Bocelli would probably cost more

I can’t read the fucking names on that small little window.

THREAD 3

Fuck these dancers

Tina Turner at the end. Surprised.

Finally a beautiful In Memoriam, but I agree about the dancers - unnecessary. But much better than a rapper doing it.

[quote] Just let the deceased hold the space and have their moment.

Exactly!

That was the worst in memoriam I've ever seen.

That was the “Modern Choreography” number from White Christmas except in Italian

I just realized SOTS meant Society of the Snow and not Song of the South.

[quote] Stupid motherfucker

You only come here to call people names

That was some Debbie Allen realness!

Man, I keep forgetting Paul Reubens has died.

WTF were those dancers?

It woukd be cool if all the previous dead Academy people could introduce all the people who died this year.

[quote] Tina Turner at the end. Surprised.

At the Oscars?!

Everyone on Twitter's coming in their pants saying the Ken bit was the GREATEST MOMENT IN OSCAR HISTORY.

[quote] Boccelli’s son is hot as fuck.

Blind you are.

[quote] That was the “Modern Choreography” number from White Christmas except in Italian

lol! and so true!

Thread 3

Wasn't expecting them to slip in a nod to Navalny.

R603, Yes. Tina was in movies.

Anybody gonna tell Ariana fucking Grande Latte that she put on her down comforter for the show?

R592 should have been Friedkin, he was easily the most important person of the ibdustry to die but black woman had to take it

[quote]Boccelli’s son is hot as fuck

You sound like a broken record

Wow!

[quote] Yes. Tina was in movies.

I wasn't surprised she was in the In Memorian. I was surprised she was last.

Brendan Fraser and Nic Cage look good.

This show is the direct antithesis to the 2022 slap-fest. Just goes to show that good things can happen when you hire professionals to produce the show.

Ben Kingsley is even more smug than Jamie Lee Curtis.

Cillian is gorgeous.

I don't see the appeal in Cillian - he's odd looking.

No RAMI MALEK?...........I told you bitches he was a wasted Oscar.

R532 actually, Madonna is hosting her exclusive Oscar party tonight. Then she'll be back onstage tomorrow night for her fifth show in LA

Cillian Murphy and Emily Blunt have the same face.

Cillain's face is made of clay.

They should have had Hilary Swank introducing Annette.