They’re not Eurasian?
Just found out that Justin Long’s if not part Asian. I’m spinning. Even his name had me fooled.
Somewhat embarrassingly, I think I also assumed, briefly, that Joseph Gordon Levitt had Japanese heritage, or Hawaiian heritage, because of his complexion, and his, er, squint.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 11, 2025 12:31 PM
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Here's a thread for you, pal!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | January 13, 2024 1:56 PM
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I also thought JGL was part Japanese.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 13, 2024 2:08 PM
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*not part Asian. Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 13, 2024 3:34 PM
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Yeah, OP, there's beady eyes, squint, and an actual epicanthic fold, three different things. To your credit you admit your confusion. That can help others. Phenotype does not equal genotype (looks can be deceiving).
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 13, 2024 3:41 PM
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Phoebe Catee *is* Eurasian r7.
I gleefully brought in a gossip magazine to school as proof of Dean Cain’s heritage to the Lois And Clark obsessed school bitch. Her little racist self was devastated.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 13, 2024 4:00 PM
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Phoebe Cates' wiki page says:
"Cates is of Eurasian[7] or mixed European and Asian descent. Her mother was born in Shanghai, China[8] to a family of Chinese-Filipino heritage."
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 13, 2024 4:08 PM
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It's not unusual for people of Ashkenazi ancestry (like JGL) to be mistaken for partially Asian. James Franco has the quint, too. So do two of my Ashkenazi siblings. Jewish comics, like Sarah Silverman, sometimes incorporate jokes about this into their acts.
Phoebe Cates is Ashkenazi on her dad's side and, as others have noted, Asian on her mom's.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 13, 2024 4:14 PM
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R11, do you have non-Ashkenazi siblings? Sephardic perhaps?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 13, 2024 4:17 PM
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Kate Jackson, here with the beautiful Edward Albert. People comment on her eyes as a plastic surgery thing, but they've been that way from the beginning. I'm sure a face lift accentuated it, though.
Anyhow, I was surprised she's all European.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | January 13, 2024 4:18 PM
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What did that URL come from?? I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at my ability to copy an URL of a photo from the 70's and end up posting a link to OceanGate expedition memorabilia. I'm getting so old.
Oh dear. I'll try again.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | January 13, 2024 4:24 PM
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[quote]do you have non-Ashkenazi siblings? Sephardic perhaps?
No known Sephardic ancestry, but ancestry spit tests showed we're minutely (under 1%) Mongolian. Which goes back to one of Silverman's jokes, which she once made an entire TV episode about.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | January 13, 2024 4:26 PM
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There is a tendency a certain combination of eyes and cheekbone shape to Asian ancestry, whether the person has Jewish/African/Arctic/Native American/Whatever heritage.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 24, 2024 2:43 PM
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Of course, there are now facelifts which make women ( and some men) look Asian.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 24, 2024 2:48 PM
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Right! See: Kendall Jenner R17.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 24, 2024 7:47 PM
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Matt Damon = yellow skinned Eurasian
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | April 4, 2024 1:35 AM
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Irish people can have slitty eyes too.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 4, 2024 1:35 AM
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I have to say I never thought Justin Long or JGL were Eurasian. Or Phoebe Cates, for that matter.
John Wayne, on the other hand...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 23 | April 4, 2024 1:47 AM
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R22 = Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 4, 2024 1:55 AM
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[quote] Matt Damon = yellow skinned Eurasian
?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 4, 2024 1:56 AM
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R21, I meant to ask whether Damon is part Sami. I know he’s of Scandinavian descent.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 4, 2024 1:57 AM
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[quote]Irish people can have slitty eyes too.
See John Mulaney
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | April 4, 2024 1:57 AM
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So Asian people have "slitty eyes"?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 4, 2024 2:01 AM
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What an enlightened thread.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 4, 2024 2:14 AM
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R28, today I met a boy at school who has NO EYES!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 4, 2024 6:19 AM
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Summer Glau isn’t Asian. Allegedly.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 4, 2024 6:35 AM
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Keanu Reeves has successfully played some WASPy characters.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 4, 2024 12:29 PM
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Humans migrate and characteristics overlap
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | April 4, 2024 12:46 PM
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What the people of Europe used to look like
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | April 4, 2024 12:49 PM
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We’re gonna discover her mom totally slept with Takeshi Kitano.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 8, 2025 11:54 AM
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Joseph Gordon Levitt was even cast as Dodger’s Eurasian son in a 1991 episode of “China Beach”.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 8, 2025 12:05 PM
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Delta Burke became Eurasian after her facelift.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | March 8, 2025 12:24 PM
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I feel like I've been teleported back to 1956.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 8, 2025 2:14 PM
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R15 Are your people Hungarian? My mother's side are Hungarian Jews, and half of my siblings also looked like little half-Asian kids when they were toddlers. My mother always used to joke we were probably Mongolian. I guess she was right!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 8, 2025 4:23 PM
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Who knew Miranda Cosgrove isn’t part Filipina?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 11, 2025 6:05 AM
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There are some beautiful Eurasian men.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 11, 2025 10:44 AM
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OP- I’m not Asian nor Eurasian .
I’m CAUCasian
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 11, 2025 10:48 AM
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R44- I looked like a baby elephant 🐘.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 11, 2025 10:50 AM
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Mark-Paul Gosselaar is half Indonesian. Growing up I thought he was the whitest white boy out there.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 11, 2025 11:02 AM
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I’m surprised no has mentioned Barry Keoghan.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 11, 2025 11:19 AM
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Right. He doesn’t look like a normal person at all
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 11, 2025 11:51 AM
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Josh Hartnett. I thought he was part Asian because of the squint.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 11, 2025 12:29 PM
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I thought that he was stoned
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 11, 2025 12:31 PM
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