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They’re not Eurasian?

Just found out that Justin Long’s if not part Asian. I’m spinning. Even his name had me fooled.

Somewhat embarrassingly, I think I also assumed, briefly, that Joseph Gordon Levitt had Japanese heritage, or Hawaiian heritage, because of his complexion, and his, er, squint.

by Anonymousreply 55March 11, 2025 12:31 PM

Here's a thread for you, pal!

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by Anonymousreply 1January 13, 2024 1:56 PM

R1 = DL Librarian.

by Anonymousreply 2January 13, 2024 1:58 PM

I also thought JGL was part Japanese.

by Anonymousreply 3January 13, 2024 2:08 PM

Chad Michael Murray.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 13, 2024 2:28 PM

*not part Asian. Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5January 13, 2024 3:34 PM

Yeah, OP, there's beady eyes, squint, and an actual epicanthic fold, three different things. To your credit you admit your confusion. That can help others. Phenotype does not equal genotype (looks can be deceiving).

by Anonymousreply 6January 13, 2024 3:41 PM

Phoebe Cates

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by Anonymousreply 7January 13, 2024 3:41 PM

David Bromstad

by Anonymousreply 8January 13, 2024 3:55 PM

Phoebe Catee *is* Eurasian r7.

I gleefully brought in a gossip magazine to school as proof of Dean Cain’s heritage to the Lois And Clark obsessed school bitch. Her little racist self was devastated.

by Anonymousreply 9January 13, 2024 4:00 PM

Phoebe Cates' wiki page says:

"Cates is of Eurasian[7] or mixed European and Asian descent. Her mother was born in Shanghai, China[8] to a family of Chinese-Filipino heritage."

by Anonymousreply 10January 13, 2024 4:08 PM

It's not unusual for people of Ashkenazi ancestry (like JGL) to be mistaken for partially Asian. James Franco has the quint, too. So do two of my Ashkenazi siblings. Jewish comics, like Sarah Silverman, sometimes incorporate jokes about this into their acts.

Phoebe Cates is Ashkenazi on her dad's side and, as others have noted, Asian on her mom's.

by Anonymousreply 11January 13, 2024 4:14 PM

R11, do you have non-Ashkenazi siblings? Sephardic perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2024 4:17 PM

Kate Jackson, here with the beautiful Edward Albert. People comment on her eyes as a plastic surgery thing, but they've been that way from the beginning. I'm sure a face lift accentuated it, though.

Anyhow, I was surprised she's all European.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2024 4:18 PM

What did that URL come from?? I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at my ability to copy an URL of a photo from the 70's and end up posting a link to OceanGate expedition memorabilia. I'm getting so old.

Oh dear. I'll try again.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 13, 2024 4:24 PM

[quote]do you have non-Ashkenazi siblings? Sephardic perhaps?

No known Sephardic ancestry, but ancestry spit tests showed we're minutely (under 1%) Mongolian. Which goes back to one of Silverman's jokes, which she once made an entire TV episode about.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2024 4:26 PM

There is a tendency a certain combination of eyes and cheekbone shape to Asian ancestry, whether the person has Jewish/African/Arctic/Native American/Whatever heritage.

by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2024 2:43 PM

Of course, there are now facelifts which make women ( and some men) look Asian.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2024 2:48 PM

Right! See: Kendall Jenner R17.

by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2024 7:47 PM

Ezra Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 23, 2024 3:07 PM

Emma Stone!

by Anonymousreply 20April 4, 2024 1:16 AM

Matt Damon = yellow skinned Eurasian

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by Anonymousreply 21April 4, 2024 1:35 AM

Irish people can have slitty eyes too.

by Anonymousreply 22April 4, 2024 1:35 AM

I have to say I never thought Justin Long or JGL were Eurasian. Or Phoebe Cates, for that matter.

John Wayne, on the other hand...

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by Anonymousreply 23April 4, 2024 1:47 AM

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by Anonymousreply 24April 4, 2024 1:54 AM

R22 = Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

by Anonymousreply 25April 4, 2024 1:55 AM

[quote] Matt Damon = yellow skinned Eurasian

?

by Anonymousreply 26April 4, 2024 1:56 AM

R21, I meant to ask whether Damon is part Sami. I know he’s of Scandinavian descent.

by Anonymousreply 27April 4, 2024 1:57 AM

[quote]Irish people can have slitty eyes too.

See John Mulaney

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by Anonymousreply 28April 4, 2024 1:57 AM

So Asian people have "slitty eyes"?

by Anonymousreply 29April 4, 2024 2:01 AM

What an enlightened thread.

by Anonymousreply 30April 4, 2024 2:14 AM

Some Irish do too r29.

by Anonymousreply 31April 4, 2024 2:25 AM

R28, today I met a boy at school who has NO EYES!!

by Anonymousreply 32April 4, 2024 6:19 AM

Summer Glau isn’t Asian. Allegedly.

by Anonymousreply 33April 4, 2024 6:35 AM

Keanu Reeves has successfully played some WASPy characters.

by Anonymousreply 34April 4, 2024 12:29 PM

Humans migrate and characteristics overlap

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by Anonymousreply 35April 4, 2024 12:46 PM

What the people of Europe used to look like

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by Anonymousreply 36April 4, 2024 12:49 PM

Mikey Madison.

by Anonymousreply 37May 27, 2024 11:36 AM

We’re gonna discover her mom totally slept with Takeshi Kitano.

by Anonymousreply 38March 8, 2025 11:54 AM

Joseph Gordon Levitt was even cast as Dodger’s Eurasian son in a 1991 episode of “China Beach”.

by Anonymousreply 39March 8, 2025 12:05 PM

Delta Burke became Eurasian after her facelift.

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by Anonymousreply 40March 8, 2025 12:24 PM

Mickey Rooney?

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by Anonymousreply 41March 8, 2025 12:35 PM

Ike Barenholz

by Anonymousreply 42March 8, 2025 1:54 PM

I feel like I've been teleported back to 1956.

by Anonymousreply 43March 8, 2025 2:14 PM

R15 Are your people Hungarian? My mother's side are Hungarian Jews, and half of my siblings also looked like little half-Asian kids when they were toddlers. My mother always used to joke we were probably Mongolian. I guess she was right!

by Anonymousreply 44March 8, 2025 4:23 PM

Glen Powell IS Eurasian.

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by Anonymousreply 45March 8, 2025 4:25 PM

Who knew Miranda Cosgrove isn’t part Filipina?

by Anonymousreply 46March 11, 2025 6:05 AM

I didn't know, R46.

by Anonymousreply 47March 11, 2025 9:24 AM

There are some beautiful Eurasian men.

by Anonymousreply 48March 11, 2025 10:44 AM

OP- I’m not Asian nor Eurasian .

I’m CAUCasian

by Anonymousreply 49March 11, 2025 10:48 AM

R44- I looked like a baby elephant 🐘.

by Anonymousreply 50March 11, 2025 10:50 AM

Mark-Paul Gosselaar is half Indonesian. Growing up I thought he was the whitest white boy out there.

by Anonymousreply 51March 11, 2025 11:02 AM

I’m surprised no has mentioned Barry Keoghan.

by Anonymousreply 52March 11, 2025 11:19 AM

Right. He doesn’t look like a normal person at all

by Anonymousreply 53March 11, 2025 11:51 AM

Josh Hartnett. I thought he was part Asian because of the squint.

by Anonymousreply 54March 11, 2025 12:29 PM

I thought that he was stoned

by Anonymousreply 55March 11, 2025 12:31 PM
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