Official Coronation Thread Part II - God Save King Charles!

RIP PRINCESS DIANA

Who is the lady in blue?

R2 Tory politician Penny Mordaunt

Camilla looks out of place

Little George is playing a blinder

Camilla is not comfortable

Penny Mourdant, R2, who also played a major role at the accession ceremony as Lord President of the (Privy) Council. She is one of the Great Officers of State. She is also a member of Parliament, Catherine Deneuve pretender and well-known for her appearance on reality show Splash!

Worth it to see Major Johnny Thompson, aka Major Eye Candy.

Aye r8, indeed.

This helps. We’re on page 23 now.

Page 26 rather.

The prime minister sounds like a mincing prisspot.

I'm wearing Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet. Jealous?

[quote]God Save King Charles!

I'm good, really.

Camilla probably has a few milligrams of Valium in her system.

The mostly white crowd seem to be rolling their eyes at the black chor singing

Where is zara?

Blah blah blah blah blah.

R16, how can they "seem" to be rolling their eyes? They either are or they aren't

The priests who supported the king into the abbey had really sloppy looking copes.

William has dead eyes. Creepy

Part II Thread is rolling and refreshing much better.

oops that was meant for part I obviously.

Where do they store the coronation chair in the decades between monarchs?

Looks like Boris has gained some weight

[quote]Props to Katie she's the only one who nailed it.

Sod off.

The curly redhead boy that was doing the most at QEII’s funeral is in the choir today!

My favorite part about this has been the music.

How many of these Black people are friends of the Royal family? Zero. All official , performative roles given to Blacks by royal family so as to not appear as the racists they are

The spontaneous combustion!

At what point does he hold the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Charlotte looks fabulous?

[quote] RIP PRINCESS DIANA

VIVAT REGINA CAMILLA!

Hi Meghan / r29!!

Major Johnny is de-robing Charles....hot

Major Jonny doing the honors with the vestments!

Zadockthe Priest. The most sacred part of the service, and god knew that it was time to switch to the second thread on DL.

Do they anoint him in the nude? Is that why the screens?

Good lord those are some plastic looking eagles on top of the canopies.

Was Zara Phillips not invited?

Charles’ favorite part of the ceremony: being manhandled by strapping lads.

[quote] How many of these Black people are friends of the Royal family?

How many of the white people are friends? You’re making yourself out to be a moron.

R29 is furious that she doesn't have reason to complain. Sad cunt.

Zadok I meant.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, er, screens.

R40: Zara and Mike Tindall entered along with Harry, Beatrice, and Eugenie. She must be sitting in the 3rd or 4th row.

R38 It's because he bares his chest for a second or so while he gets anointed.

Is the cameraman actually trying to peek in at the anointing? I thought the rule was point the other way.

I believe by law, they must give the future King & Queen a digital exploratory before being crowned. You know, to make sure they're both fresh, down there. Therefore the reason for the blind.

Camilla's young soldier attendant in black is also very handsome.

Major Jonny

Zara Tindall.

Knowing old men like I do, Charles would probably like to tae this opportunity to have a quick pee behind the screen.

In this day and age?!?!

They're putting him in a lamé bathrobe?

^^^^Looks like Zara is on Ozempic

Looking spiffy in the gold robe!

It’s the Super Tunic according to the BBC

It appears that the coat of cloth of gold is a bit...tight

When do the put the sorting hat on him?

They have this black man there just to hold paper

[quote]How many of the white people are friends? You’re making yourself out to be a moron.

You're the moron. This is so fake having all these black people. The Windsors don't give a single fuck about any black people

Why Greek? Pretty sure Greece was never part of the Empire.

Nobody but nobody can do pageantry like the Brits.

R53 He might be wearing a condom catheter with a bag strapped to his leg.

This woman in blue has a grand role in the coronation. How did she get picked?

r63 They just said as a tribute to Prince Philip.

Miss Penny has some ginormous breasts.

Charles is crying

[quote] Why Greek? Pretty sure Greece was never part of the Empire.

King Charles is the son of Phil the Greek.

Well, r62, those tokens seem willing.

Who are the two middle aged flight attendants in white (sitting behind Camilla)?

How was the audio for the 1953 Coronation better for this part of the ceremony than it is now? I have no idea what anyone is saying

The tunic looks like a fancy bathrobe.

Is that the same gold robe Elizabeth wore at her coronation? It covered her like a cape.

Onward Christian soldiers

what brats from ancient history carved their initials in that throne?

The anointment part, shielded by those beautiful screens, brought the mystique to the ceremony.

R55 Seriously! One does need a splash of colour.

The etchings on that wooden throne look like something from a 1970s prison.

They should have let it out.

How come Camilla isn’t required to wear a bright scarlet dress?

Elder gays who were there to witness: did Elizabeth cry at her coronation?

William bestowing that garment choked me up a bit.

Yeah, the audio mixing during the chant was way off, at least on the BBC feed. The chant was overbearing, like they didn’t know he was supposed to talk over it.

Can we get on with it? I’ve got to get home. If my pussy isn’t attended to by 6 o’clock, I’ll be stroking it the rest of the evening.

R60 Some of the etchings are actually graffiti courtesy of choir boys apparently.

Are we going to have to endure all this malarkey all over again when they crown that old hag? If I was Harry I'd get up and make a hasty retreat once the old man's part was done.

What about Queen Camilla? Is she going to get robed & crowned too?

Will Charles carve his initials into the chair, too?

r77 Apparently it was the medieval choir boys of Westminster school the ancestors of those who are singing in the ceremony now.

the royal caftan!

R29 why are you obsessed? The FEW black people I’ve seen are people hired to do something. They aren’t there as friends of the King.

[quote]William bestowing that garment choked me up a bit.

Lady MARY!

I thought the orb was a bottle of Chambord at first.

is that one of Michael Jackson's old gloves?

Charles looks so dignified. And I like that he's a big softie.

Say what you want, but this is the perfect age for Charles to be King. He has that grandfatherly, old-aristocrat air to him which makes him so endearing.

[quote]At what point does he hold the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Ah, there it is.

Harry looks like he’s high to me

I bet Willam's big dick is hard as a rock this morning.

NYT coverage keeps doing close ups on Charles' bloated fingers! Maybe they should have changed the service not to focus so much on the ring and glove ceremony.

I believe Camilla's coronation will be much quicker, as she's not a Queen Regnant.

Oooh that glove is beautiful.

That Sikh Lord looks like he 's about to croak. Didn't Liz put on the armbands and ring? They only thing Charles has put on is the glove (likely because he's seen the memes).

[quote] The etchings on that wooden throne look like something from a 1970s prison.

The throne is over 700 years old, a survivor of The Wars of the Three Kingdoms, the reformation and the efforts of Scottish Nationalists who broke into it to release the Stone of Destiny.

Charles looks old and frail.

finally the big rocks.

ummm...eyebrow trimmer?

[quote]Harry looks like he’s high to me

Why the fuck not? Wouldn't you be?

Moment supreme!!!!

Margarine!!

I love Camilla. Hope she smirks when they lay that crown on her head.

That crown must feel like a 50 lb bag of powdered cement plopped on your head.

Nah its just not the same without 300 aristocrats putting on their coronets at the same time. If you're going to do an archaic ceremony embrace it fully.

Wow can't believe this is happening in real life

He never thought he would live to see this day. Better late than never.

GOD SAVE KING TAMPON !

God Do Whatever You Wish with The King.

Beautiful. So beautiful.

awww, got the greek for the crazy grandma.

I think we're watching Louis become a republican in real time as the awareness he'll have 2 more of these to sit though sinks in.

I wondered if they would have a token lesbo in the ceremony. I was right, they did.

Charles looks like his dose of Metamucil last night is kicking in.

[quote] Where do they store the coronation chair in the decades between monarchs?

It's kept in the abbey for all to see. The Stone of Destiny is sent back to Scotland.

Who r122?

GOD SAVE THE TRUE ETERNAL QUEEN OF HEAVEN

lol, r121

And the 2nd one he'll watch will be my Coronation.

I just noticed that the Parker Bowles stepchildren are in the front row directly across from the Royals. Prime seats.

I look forward to seeing how much of this William cuts out.

Yes, Charles’ eyebrows were too long and wiry.

The glove looked like you could wash dishes with it, like a Playtex Living Glove.

It's appropriate that sword carrier is dressed like Anne Boleyn

R124 That doesn't seem like sound preservation practice.

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I wonder why they didn’t schedule this for the afternoon, for the American and Canadian audience.

[quote] The Windsors don't give a single fuck about any black people

They clearly give at least one fuck, hence the participation of the gospel choir.

Same thing I was thinking r129.

It's Saturday afternoon and I have things to do. I'll keep this live feed on for atmosphere but I can't be bothered to watch Camilla go through the rigamarole. Bravo, Charles, you made it.

The archbishop bows to the King?!?

[quote]Yes, Charles’ eyebrows were too long and wiry.

He has his father's eyebrows!

THE Faith..

Suck it up Muzzies

R134 The ratings would have been embarrassing. Anyone who cared about watching got up early this morning.

The king should be bowing to the archbishop!

lol @ R134

Maybe they found a choir they liked. Idk why race keeps being brought up. It’s so weird.

Camilla: Wait...what about my crown?!

[quote] GOD SAVE THE TRUE ETERNAL QUEEN OF HEAVEN

Queen of hearts...queen of people's hearts.

kate's braids are fab.

When it comes William's time, it will be an all white affair, No Blacks or any other ehtnics

[quote] The Stone of Destiny is sent back to Scotland.

Fucking Blair. Longshanks looted that rock fair and square.

I'm kneeling in front of my tele for the Oath.

I pledge allegiance to the king….

[quote] The archbishop bows to the King?!?

The King is the Head of the Church of England.

Charles is fortunate to have William, one good son.

^^^ Help I can't get up!

R144, oh please. Spare us

Because this isn’t a scripted series looking for ratings r141. This is a historical event in the UK, that gets broadcast for anyone interested. They aren’t gonna arrange for it to fit the schedules of Americans.

I swear I feel like this site only has uneducated morons on it now. No wonder it’s dying and has the least subscribers it’s had since the 90s.

I see William didn't mouth the words "May the king live forever". Hmmmmm.

They are REALLY, REALLY going overboard with all the black people.

These fake fucks

That post-homage fanfare was an EXTREMELY slow burn. 😩

England prevails.

Oh here it comes

It would have gotten better ratings if it had been scheduled later in the day.

[quote]I swear I feel like this site only has uneducated morons on it now. No wonder it’s dying and has the least subscribers it’s had since the 90s.

It didn't have subscribers back then.

I sense some tension between Charles and William….

The UK is 5 hours ahead of the East Coast, 8 hours ahead of the West Coast. They aren’t looking for American people. This is THEIR history. Not ours. But we are always in their business.

Camilla!!! Get it, girl!

Lord, get Cammy some Esoterica for all those liver spots on her hands.

Oh, shut up, r158.

you're a failed troll and the only reason I'm responding to you is to say so,

R158 And the black people are either singing or dancing. Charming!

R155 you spare us. Your weird obsession with race is ridiculous. Idk why you haven’t taken anyone’s advice on here and gotten help.

Same R164

Cuntnilla is up.

Well thank the Lord Cammy's bit seems as if it will all go much quicker than Chuck's bit.

Camilla wants to take that crown off

[quote] They are REALLY, REALLY going overboard with all the black people.

It must be really painful for the Meghan stans how much this hurts her narrative.

Camilla needs better foundation garments.

Without the music, this would have been a High School pageant and bake sale.

Camilla’s turn. Chop chop.

[quote]They are REALLY, REALLY going overboard with all the black people.

You are so right

Oh Pal, Camilla has been getting that rod of equity for many years. Now it takes a dose of Royal Viagra for her to receive that rod.

I hope she trips and the crown falls.

This is the crown without the Koh-i-Noor in to stop those uppity colonials complaining.

[quote]It must be really painful for the Meghan stans how much this hurts her narrative.

It's fake as fuck.

[quote] Fucking Blair. Longshanks looted that rock fair and square.

Longshanks’ son (when reaching a humiliating truce after being beaten by Robert the Bruce, King of Scots) vowed to send the Stone back to Scotland. It took nearly 700 years, but it was returned.

That smirk on Camilla though...

[quote] No Blacks or any other ehtnics

I take it Edo Mapelli Mozzi be out of that service then.

These are OLD people.

Camilla looks like the cat that ate the canary.

And everything else at hand.

She has quite a beer gut!

Camilla was very fidgety. I thought they re-worked that crown to fit her head specifically, and her huge hairdo.

At least Cammie is smiling.

Receive the Rod of Equity? How the hell do you think I got here?

THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE THERE TO SING AND WORK. You are acting as if they are there sitting in the audience. Look at the crowd. It’s almost all white faces. Why is having a black BRITISH choir offending someone?

Also why does that same poster keep bringing up Greeks? These people aren’t Greek.

VIVAT REGINA CAMILLA!

Who is the lezzie in the blue dress?

Camilla looks very Kepplesque.

This was the best Andrew Lloyd Weber could do?

I loved nutty Diana, but seeing Camilla in that crown is just delicious. It's like the ending of some highly entertaining historical novel.

Just wish she'd reach under her throne and pull out a G&T and a cigarette, sit back, and let them all sing to her!

Those little choir boys will remember this for the rest of their lives.

It’s not even a black choir.

Did they rush The Queen’s anointment? Also wasn’t she supposed to be kneeling at the chair of estate when she was crowned. Elizabeth BL kneeled. Bad bones, I guess.

The Black people are there to serve us!

[quote]The UK is 5 hours ahead of the East Coast, 8 hours ahead of the West Coast. They aren’t looking for American people. This is THEIR history. Not ours. But we are always in their business.

Their people don't care about this. If they wanted anyone to watch it, they should have had it when the Americans could watch it at a decent hour

Someone's got to start posting the mental musings of Harry... is he sitting there, with nothing to do, relieved that he did not have to follow William bowing before his father, King Charles III? Is he regretting the marriage to She Who Will Not be Named? Is he wondering what Archie's b'day party will be like? Maybe he needs to scratch his balls?

[quote]Just wish she'd reach under her throne and pull out a G&T and a cigarette, sit back, and let them all sing to her!

I'm sure she was nipping from her hip flask when the cameras were focused on Charles.

The Pall Mall is for when they're back in the carriage.

Wow. Psycho Loon doesn’t know this Coronation is British History and thinks it’s American History? Lmao. You lunatic. So uneducated. This is BRITISH HISTORY. Has zero to do with Americans.

Evil wins.

Never knew Charles was so short. Everyone towers over him. thought he was 6'2" or more

There is a back choir boy. They had him tap dancing earlier.

Camilla’s curtsy with crown looked risky.

Did they use to have competitions for best ceremonial robes? So many creative variations.

[quote]It’s not even a black choir.

I'm sure they have some other black people (that they've never met) later on

It’s quite funny seeing all the shock at people who are astonishes at the presence of black people in the Church of England.

As England becomes les religious, black people are increasingly the ones who are keeping the Church alive!

He's wondering how soon he can eat another gummy r203.

R205 and everything to do with CAPS!

R202. THIS IS NOT A GRAB FOR RATINGS. ARE YOU STUPID? This is a Historical event in Britain. This is about them. Not us. They have a stream so if anyone here cares enough to watch you go by their schedule, they don’t go by ours.

This was happening whether broadcast or not. It’s history.

Poor Camilla. I see she is so worried that that damn crown is going to fall off her head. Or, she will trip and roll down the aisle.

Camilla's only smile was when she stood up wearing the crown. So smug.

Charles looks like he's going to keel over at any moment.

R205, we get it. We also know that it's a fact most British people do not care about this or the royals.

The royals are basically a real life soap opera that the Americans enjoy.

Canadians must be very proud to see their new king crowned, even though the coronation wasn’t scheduled at the right time for them to watch.

R211 THEY DIDNT MEET ANY OF THE CHOIR. THE BLACK PERSON IN THE CHOIR IS THE SAME AS THE WHITE PEOPLE. THEY ARE THERE FOR A SERVICE. THEY ARENT THERE AS FRIENDS TO THE KING.

What don’t you understand?

I think camilla's ugly daughter will speak

When they put the gold tunic on the King, the BBC presenter said it represented "simplicity". It's gold thread for fuck's sake. "

All religions are crazy but WTF is the Church of England's specific crazy?

Louis has left the building! Just had shot off Catherine and Charlotte singing and smiling at each other. No Louis--or else he's hiding under the pew.

Only Blacks in then audience are the reprentaitves of commonwealth. Not one black friend of the royal family or family member.

Open tour eyes sheeple

Consort. What is that? Is it like an escort ... or a Royal Whore?

I bet Cammy is glad to get that damn thing off her head. I think they both are.

Major Jonny!

The audience resembles a carnival freak show.

Kate really is stunning today, and Charlotte is a poppet - she always seems so interested in all the goings-on.

Praise the gods, this has been prime Major Jonny viewing day I'll say. Made getting up this early worth it.

R200 Camilla doesn't get anointed because she's not the sovereign.

Maybe the black people will help them get some ratings. They're going to need help with the ratings.

Penny Mordaunt just following everyone around with a sword is hilarious.

Camilla grandkids seated in the front row were rolling their eyes at the Black choir performance

Happy Birthday Prince Archie!

Shockingly slow refresh rate on this thread. Like the Monarchy.

[quote] Poor Camilla. I see she is so worried that that damn crown is going to fall off her head. Or, she will trip and roll down the aisle.

She shouldn’t have drunk so much in the carriage.

Did anyone see the female purple colossus in the audience?

R218 whether they care about them or not (they do) is irrelevant. This is their history. Not ours. Understand? The same way our President is our history, not theirs. But the whole world still knows who the new leader is and it’s broadcast to them. But it has nothing to do with them.

R239, Chrissy Metz was invited?

Well, that's it. That'll be the only time they get to wear their crowns. I hope they enjoyed it.

Back to the Tower they go to be on display for all the tourists.

[quote] Camilla doesn't get anointed because she's not the sovereign.

Actually, it happens later, when Charles nuts on her face.

I mean, you'd think the Archbishop would have memorized this. He's has, what, nine months?

I did!

This website has been borderline unusable this morning/ afternoon.

Why is this woman wearing such an ugly yellow dress?

[quote] All religions are crazy but WTF is the Church of England's specific crazy?

What specifically do you find crazy about it? I take it you haven't seen a traditional, Roman Catholic service. Basically the same thing. Orthodox services are similar.

[quote]The audience resembles a carnival freak show.

Most of them were probably brought in to help the ratings. R239, there's lots and lots of very large white woman and lots of black people. They must have rounded up every black person in England for this

I solved the refresh rate. Put ASBESTOS EYEBALLS as the setting.

Adios I'm outta this circus.

For a second I thought it was Mr Bean conducting the choir!

r246 Muriel went to a coronation party with Camilla and got drank under the table.

Everyone put R233 on ignore. Most of the thread goes away.

He thinks this is a scripted series looking for ratings. It’s time to put the troll to sleep.

R250 that did the trick!

Really , set it to Asbestos Eyeballs and it refreshes normally.

R248, it's vulgar display of wealth

The Archbishop just said that Almighty God has had sufficient.

[quote] England prevails.

You really want to see Queen Zara don't you, TheVoiceoftheNight aka VOTN?

Well, DL is technically an American website so …. What do you expect?

[quote] For a second I thought it was Mr Bean conducting the choir!

The choir director looks like he's "familiar" with some of the choir boys. Perv!

Dear God, it's a full mass.

[quote]You really want to see Queen Zara don't you, TheVoiceoftheNight aka VOTN?

Of course. Who wouldn't?

What do they do after this? Lunch?

Having been coronated, is there a British equivalent to Disney World they can go to afterward?

[quote] Those little choir boys will remember this for the rest of their lives.

Does anyone have their Snapchats? I'll give them something to remember for the rest of their lives.

The King and Queen MUST be scheduled for a nap.

[quote] Everyone put [R233] on ignore. Most of the thread goes away.

Thank you, r254, that helped a lot.

They are going back to Buck Palace to appear on the balcony r264.

Apparently it’s pouring down rain now that the ceremony is drawing to a close.

[quote] Dear God, it's a full mass.

That's what it's supposed to be, VOTN. A coronation is essentially a mass plus crowning.

Supposedly there was a major mix up and the Wales’ car was delayed and they arrived after the king. A major boo boo for these events where precedent matters. Explains the constipated expressions on the principals at the beginning.

They need to do the balcony scene, to show to the world that Harry and Meghan’s treachery was not tolerated. It’s important.

[quote]Camilla grandkids seated in the front row were rolling their eyes at the Black choir performance

Her grandchildren are trash. They take after their Grandma

Charlotte and Louie serving!

R265 There’s a Disney World in Paris they could go to, except maybe not today.

I thought that the posters complaining about it not being scheduled for American time zones were being hilariously satirical about American parochialism. Surely not serious?

Sometimes it can be a fine line with you lot.

Is Cam going to push Charles out of the way to get to the wine first?

[quote] This woman in blue has a grand role in the coronation. How did she get picked?

She is Penny Mourdant, who also played a major role at the accession ceremony as Lord President of the (Privy) Council. She is one of the Great Officers of State which is why she was "picked". She is also a member of Parliament, Catherine Deneuve pretender and well-known for her appearance on reality show Splash!

R272 thank you. I was wondering about that.

R260 being American doesn’t give anyone excuses to be ignorant and uneducated. If anything you should be more educated than others. Not Less.

Most Americans understand this Coronation is British history. Not American. It has nothing to do with us. But you think because you’re American means you should think it’s about you?

[quote]Supposedly there was a major mix up and the Wales’ car was delayed and they arrived after the king.

No. Just NO

Louis must have had a tantrum

Was it a power move by William and Kate?

R277 he’s serious. If he wasn’t he wouldn’t keep saying it. And it’s one person.

I’m in Germany…no way in hell I would’ve woken up to watch this shit if I were in the US.

[quote]That's what it's supposed to be, VOTN. A coronation is essentially a mass plus crowning.

This is why I don't do High Church weddings.

Hopefully, the Archbishop can go pound a few before Evensong.

The Daily Fail is publishing a new, petty headline about Harry's placement in the pews every few minutes. Here's the latest: Brothers still worlds apart: Prince Harry looks on awkwardly from the third row at Coronation while wearing a painful grin and joking with minor Royals... while William and Kate take centre stage

They keep reversioning it to offer new humiliations. They must be having an absolute ball in the Fail office today. They are quite funny.

All this American reverence for the mother country is hilarious. Remember the revolution?

The physical appearance of Prince Louis and Princess Charlotte is a perfect representation of what actual royal children should look like. Thank goodness William married a woman of beauty.

When Charles first arrived at Westminster you could see a motorcade arriving in the background (seemingly toward an entrance on the opposite side of the building). It was probably they Waleses.

Krauts! They're all Krauts I tell you! Well, at least that what the German news site dw has to say... well, kinda, sort of anyway.

Queen of Hearts

R277, of course it was a joke. It was fun to piss off that loser who had a tantrum about it. There were about 3 people doing it

Wait, why is there a Sikh in the choir?

[quote]All this American reverence for the mother country is hilarious. Remember the revolution?

reverence? They're a real life soap opera. They're a pretty trashy family

[quote] All this American reverence for the mother country is hilarious. Remember the revolution?

No, dear. Which one do you mean? Industrial? French? Atkins diet?

Which of the page boys is the son of William's mistress? Is it the one walking with George?

And Louis has left the building.

Camilla’s first husband is in the second row, just behind his children.

[quote]They keep reversioning it to offer new humiliations.

They're revising it. Reversion means to return to an original state.

LMAO…Prince Louis has already been removed from the premises. At least this time they had a plan in place…that didn’t involve Kate being assaulted.

Inbreed nasty freaks like their Pa

[quote] Nothing beats Greek Orthodox chanting to put the fear of God into ya.

When they were doing the Greek Orthodox chanting it sounded eerily appropriate and haunting. I half expected Sam Neill to come out as Damien Thorn to defeat the risen Christ.

Dude is conducting for his life!

[quote] The person who is the last in line in the succession to the throne is actually a German. Hospital therapist Karin Vogel, who lives in Rostock, is a descendant of Sophia of Hanover, the mother of King George I, the first British king from Germany. But it's extremely unlikely that she would become queen of England one day: Nearly 5,000 people in the royal lineage would need to die before that can happen.

A Karin is the last in the line.

Love that Camilla chose a couple of her drinking buddies as her lady servants for the ceremony.

Oooh, camera just flashed on our perfect little Charlotte singing. Kate has done a good job with those kids.

R292 thank you for posting the same comments over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

[quote] Which of the page boys is the son of William's mistress? Is it the one walking with George?

Meghan dear, shouldn’t you be baking a birthday cake (or hurling one at an underling) right now?

The only day in his life that George will actually work.

[quote]And Louis has left the building.

The CNN camera person focused the camera to the empty space where Louis was standing/sitting for about 4 seconds. It was so funny

R288 Americans have nothing to do with British and have been far removed for hundreds of years. You need a history lesson.

PS this isn’t white land.

[quote]The person who is the last in line in the succession to the throne is actually a German. Hospital therapist Karin Vogel, who lives in Rostock, is a descendant of Sophia of Hanover, the mother of King George I, the first British king from Germany. But it's extremely unlikely that she would become queen of England one day: Nearly 5,000 people in the royal lineage would need to die before that can happen.

It could happen.

Which of the page boys is George's boyfriend? Is it the one walking with George?

R293 false. You were serious and said it many times before I ever commented. Go to page 1.

Also you were the only one doing it.

[quote] The only day in his life that George will actually work.

No. George will surely be a working royal.

I like to think the Waleses haven't noticed he's escaped and will have a collective "oh shit how flammable is Westminster Abbey?" moment.

So Charles is America's former king now?

Of course I’ll werk!

They're literally kicking the tires of the gold chariot. I see a viral video coming!

I glad that Harry showed. One of the few good choices he's made in recent years. I suspect he'll deeply regret not bringing the kids.

Who among us hasn't attended an occasion--wedding, important family event, etc.,--because didn't feel like attending and then regretted it? The reasons you had for not attending always feel so insignificant in the wake of the event....partly because you realize the event went on just fine without you and everyone enjoyed themselves.

Bullshit R314

It's hilarious r287. They are really laying it on thick this morning.

Yes, R314, you're an idiot

R321 not bullshit. At all.

George is a giant. He's 9 years old and 5'3".

I presume they are garbing the royals with the major robes backstage, for the recessionall

R304 Conductor looks like he’s ready to beat someone with his baton.

[quote]I glad that Harry showed. One of the few good choices he's made in recent years. I suspect he'll deeply regret not bringing the kids.

He won't regret it. The kids are under the age of 4. They won't know what the hell happened. Harry only went so that Camilla wouldn't have a good time.

Sad commentary on the Anglo Saxon race that of the 2000 + people at this chubbly there's only one I'd consider touching with my todger..

R321 don’t you have another Paul Mescal thread to make while simultaneously complaining about PaulMescallover making too many threads? We found out you make more threads about him than they do…. But have the nerve to complain about them.

The music has been great.

Let's see which happens first, the end of this ceremony, the arrival of my relief, or the death of my laptop battery.

Is the carpet intentionally a Ukrainian flag?

Harry’s kids are too small for this.

Charles has looked very Hanoverian today. Those German genes are really kicking in late in his life.

R329 Meh. I'd do Harry and William. But then I'm the retired Whore of Babylon.

[quote] the arrival of my relief,

r332 Your what?

Will no one end this incessant ceremony?

Harry is way more attractive than William.

I meant - meh to there being no fuckable dudes there. Of course Johnny

Musical interlude + Lew break for Camilla to empty ostomy bag.

R330, I don't think I've ever posted a reply on one of his threads, much less start a thread about him. I don't care about him at all. You're such an idiot. A deluded idiot

R338 Now they redo the entire ceremony in Welsh.

[quote] I presume they are garbing the royals with the major robes backstage, for the recessionall

Charles is taking a piss (he's been holding it in). Camila is smoking a fag (not Prince George).

The Bearskins have been put back on. We’re nearing the end.

R343 once again, lying. But what’s the point of lying when we both know I have access to the truth? Just stop.

r339 Give him 3 more years of continued hairlloss, parenthood and California sunburn and we'll see.

Why do the kids of Edward and Sophie always look so sad?

I didn't see Lady Sarah Chatto or family in the royal section. I wanted to see her sons.

The Duke of Gloucester's three kids were all there. His son is really attractive.

There's a lot of uncut cock in the abbey today!

r349 They're aware of what dad gets up to with the footmen.

R337 - QEII as played by Dame Helen Mirren.

R349 Because they know their good looks are one fleeting.

I mean they probably had him removed because American news is so stupid and lame they were reporting things like this

Maybe a trap door will open and they'll toss King Charles and Queen Camilla directly into the crypt.

R350

They are behind Mike Tindall and Zara.

R344 Maybe they’ll do that later in Wales. 🙂

A 5 year old yawning made American headlines. That says all you need to know about the American media

R347. I'm a lesbian. I don't care about some old looking guy. You won't find me on any thread going on and on about a man's looks.

Go ahead fuckface, show me the proof. Where are all of my threads I started? Come on Fuck Face. We'll all wait.

I saw the Duke of Kent but no Duchess of Kent. What was her reason for not showing up? Too frail?

R356 Best comment today. Close this thread.

I don't see you starting any of those threads. R347 is a liar.

Charles looks like a sad turtle.

Louis is back!

Nice of the Grim Reaper to show up 😳

Happy 4th Birthday Prince Archie

Daddy will be home soon.

James, Earl of Wessex, is as hot as ever.

R363 you really just replied that to yourself? God I can’t wait to take you down 😊

Harry once again is not singing God Save the King,

[quote]I saw the Duke of Kent but no Duchess of Kent. What was her reason for not showing up? Too frail?

Don't they live apart? Or is another one of that part of the family who lives apart and the wife teaches music lessons and doesn't bother with family functions

The music is so great.

George holding Charles' robe while walking past Cate/William/Charlotte/Louis while Abbey singing God Save the King....God, the Brits know how to do it up!

Camilla now looks like a hangover is kicking in.

Hook the bitch up to her gin stat!

Where is former DL Icon Grace Van Cutsem?

So underwhelming, scaling these events down does not work.

r368 Mr Singer please wait a few years he's only 15.

King Eor I

Nobody knows who the soldier in black is who attends to Queen Camilla?

R368 Yes! Hoping the family genetics skip a line with that one.

@r368, Chatto is hottest of all Royals

Why is Charles so PINK?

Is it the drinking?

All hail King Charles III the Placeholder.

Get ready Wills, it won’t be long.

All the trappings of Empire with the remnants of colonization and slavery. Every diamond a blood diamond. White supremacy done well.

This recessional music is ridiculous.

Anne cockblocked Harry😁

That music just went off the rails

I'm genuinely concerned that Sikh isn't going to survive the day.

So much Major Jonny today, he has been next to or near the King the entire day. As he should be.

Major Johnny - I’ve never prayed harder for a huge gust of wind.

He doesn't have much vigor, does he?

Ah, Charles looks better now.and SOOOO relieved!

R382 he’s white. And actually white. His bloodline is white going back hundreds of years, unlike most American whites who have other shit mixed in within the last 100 years. What we try to pass of as white here in the states isn’t considered white there.

They tend to turn red and pink easily.

You just know Louis was dying to cause shit 😏

well the weathers not improved. He should remember his ascension pen rage throw the sceptre at Sunak for scheduling this so early in the year to take the attention off the elections.

The parade is being lead by the Budweiser Clydesdales.

How did Camilla get in the coach first. Did they wheel her round the back?

Gotta say--as much as I love royal gossip, I generally skip the big ceremonies because they're so long and dull. But this held my interest the whole way through. Well, done Britain!

I was in the UK last month visiting friends and things are quite dire--Brexit really has wreaked havoc. I know there's bitching about the cost of this, but I suspect Brits will be a boost from this event--a little thing to remind them what a magnificent history it's had.

Milla has a bottle of Boodles tucked under the seat. It's gonna be a long bumpy ride.

Katy Perry looking cheap and trashy 😂

And Anne has to haul ass to her horse as she is riding behind the royal coach.

This is where Harry slips out quietly.

Charlotte was giving Princess Leia vibes.

The coach reminds me of the Disney Cinderella's ride.

R400 You're not supposed to walk that fast in a cathedral, fucking hillbilly trash.

Does the rain make the puffy hats 3x heavier?

Harry and Andrew, R402.

[quote]And Anne has to haul ass to her horse as she is riding behind the royal coach.

That's our girl.

Wonder how long it'll take Canada and Australia to resume the republic debate now that this circus is over and done with.

While I acknowledge why it's coveted, I've never been impressed or desirous of gold.

But that gold royal carriage is amazing.

Coach ride soundtrack

Those are bearskins! (The first time I ever heard it, I thought they said the guards would be in their bare skins and I couldn’t wait to see them!

Charlotte waving non-stop. She knows how to wow the crowd!

Every single one of the horses in the parade is perturbed as fuck.

[quote]Katy Perry looking cheap and trashy

cheap and trashy is all that charles deserves

RESPECT! 👍

Charlotte and Louis waving to the masses! I love them. Poor George looks exhausted. I bet he was tense the whole time. But he did a perfect job.

Penny Mordaunt for queen

Harry and Beatrice planning revenge.

Anne on that damn horse....bring it on Russia! Anne has got a sword and will kick your ass!

Enough of the parade, let’s go live to the showers as the guard dresses down.

Andrew will have to take the tube back to the castle.

Princess Anne, in her place with her fellow colonels following the coach.

It looks like Louis was scolded fby William and Kate f or doing the wrong wave . Then he repeats it jeering at William

Is The Princess Royal a scissor sister?

NYT keeps flashing on Harry wandering aimlessly, searching for someone to talk to.

Get me out before I start some shit!

Seeing white people in drag warms ones heart!

r419 Oh please not another book. I've heard enough about Harry's frostbitten dick for one lifetime, and anything Beatrice writes with Andrew as a dad is more suited for the horror section.

Louis is dressed like a vampire.

R423 Indeed after the old battle axe's four tours in Afghanistan. Fraus are ridiculous.

This whole day has really highlighted how far Harry has fallen from the centre of his family.

I genuinely hope he is happy in California, but he always looks miserable and lost to me, and full of rage.

British Met Gala

Did they say this was Britain's biggest military parade in 70 years? The funeral procession looked bigger than this.

The Help marches. Hope they are back in time to serve luncheon.

Harry and Camilla are the only ones who look happy.

The street crowds are thin but more than can be expected given the weather.

The side-eye from guy behind Camilla...

"If lightning strikes her dead, I'm toast"

My inauguration was hugely more attended.

anyone have ETA on balcony appearance?

R394, hey shit for brains, there's two people in this house posting. My girlfriend and I are both posting. Stupid cunt

stupid cunt

So blessed that God All Mighty has held back the waters for His Anointed Majesty

Willy can't even remember his lines 🙄

Supposedly in 10 mins

R430, someone upthread said he was dressed as a Bond villain. Apt.

r440 The flyby is at 2.30 so in about an hour.

R425, no, she's just butch.

That was interminable but punctuated by some genuinely hilarious moments. Camilla looked like she’d been drugged and I couldn’t help but think of Whoopi Goldberg and Sister Act when the gospel singers did their thing.

By far my favourite touch was Princess Anne’s gigantic hat which effectively blocked Harry’s face as she sat behind her. I’m certain that was by design!

To all the side chicks... BELIEVE!

One wonders if Harry realizes this is so much bigger than self

Did it better and cheaper.

@r451 Harry is fine, it's everyone else who makes a big deal of his every move 😏

During the procession out of the Abbey, I noticed PrinCESS Michael of Kent, sans Blackamoor brooch, and the Sultan of Brunei in the front row because of royal seniority near the King of Sweden.

Harry was brought up in this. He knows. He just doesn’t care.

R453 is correct. He’s literally standing quietly and people make it seem like no one will speak to him. Maybe he just wants to be left alone and get this over with.

He was there for his father. That is what’s important

[quote] That's our girl. —TheVoiceoftheNight

You're just waiting and salivating for the Princess Royal to open the next new Tesco.

Harry should be back in the US by now.

Anne looks fierce on that horse

And we only have to wait 20 bloody years for the next one! Bollocks!

Charlotte has not stopped looking out at the crowds and waving. She knows her damn job! Got a lot of the Queen in her. And Louis has got a lot of Princess Margaret in him. Going to be fun watching these kids grown into adulthood.

I was watching the coronation via Roku channel, and they are speaking now about the coronation, and how this was a very pulled back ceremony, and how they wanted to make it different while also being traditional. But they also wanted it to work better in modern day so they cut out a lot of stuff.

"If the glove doesn't fit you can't convict"

Fat fingers 😂

You know the more you hear about Truss the more impressive how much she failed at everything she attempted in those 50 days failed

[quote] James, Earl of Wessex, is as hot as ever.

He's going to be a good looking guy in his 20s and 30s like his father, but he'll probably hit the wall hard (also like his father) as happens to all the Windsors.

[quote] James, Earl of Wessex, is as hot as ever.

I forgot to add that he always looks so morose. He rarely smiles unlike his parents.

Who are the creeps calling a fifteen year old hot?

[quote] Wonder how long it'll take Canada and Australia to resume the republic debate now that this circus is over and done with.

The religious aspects and the reminder that Charles is anointed should curtail that.

He yelled at Paddington Bear 😢

Who officially represented the US at the coronation?

[quote] Who are the creeps calling a fifteen year old hot?

Hi.

[quote] Who officially represented the US at the coronation?

The First Lady.

R468 Is posting from 1953

[quote] Who are the creeps calling a fifteen year old hot?

In three years, it can be assumed at this point that the then adult James will be hot.

There.

Time to get rid of the monarchy. A lot of people don't like Charles and Camilla. Why go to all that expense for people whose power is only ceremonial? The security costs for the coronation must have been enormous.

I'd love to see what jobs the more prominent royals would find if the monarchy was abolished and all their money was cut off.

R474 you need to stop sexualizing minors. Period.

What we ordered what we got...

R475 why do you care? You’re AMERICAN. They have nothing to do with you.

R475 They’d all become media personalities, The spare exposed them as just that.

What other Royals wore to the coronation

[quote]One wonders if Harry realizes this is so much bigger than self

Harry, just like 99% of most British people doesn't give a shit about this. Christine Amanpour has been bitching for the past half an hour about the cost of this stupid event. I thought this was stupid and a big waste of money. She just called this a soap opera family

[quote] Time to get rid of the monarchy. A lot of people don't like Charles and Camilla.

A lot of people do.

[quote] Why go to all that expense for people whose power is only ceremonial? The security costs for the coronation must have been enormous.

There have only been 4 coronations in the past 100 years. How much has been spent on US presidential inaugurations over that period.

[quote] I'd love to see what jobs the more prominent royals would find if the monarchy was abolished and all their money was cut off.

Yes, I’m sure Princess Kate would be obliged to get a little job in Tesco…

"Watch your back, old man" 😠

Auntie Anne gave Harry a warm greeting

[quote] I'd love to see what jobs the more prominent royals would find if the monarchy was abolished and all their money was cut off.

Being generic socialites and not having to live in drafty palaces. They're rich as shit as a family in general so expecting Edward to suddenly turn up as a train conductor isn't happening short of a communist revolution.

R478 Why do you assume we are American you psycho old rat bag?

Couldn’t Harry have been required to take an oath of allegiance, or at least an oath of silence?

R481 While Christine Amanpour collects $5 million to bitch about wasting money.

R477 Bulimia works

[quote] Christine Amanpour has been bitching for the past half an hour

Not Christine Amanpour! Who's Christine Amanpour?

[quote] The flyby is at 2.30 so in about an hour.

Flypast!

"Help me!" 😱

[quote] Couldn’t Harry have been required to take an oath of allegiance, or at least an oath of silence?

Harry who? We don’t know him.

It's MAWL you dumb Brits, not MAL!

Fraus obsessed with these royal brats are bloody freaks

Two Anglican lezzie bishops, one white and one a bald black, on the BBC.

I wonder if Mr. Harry Mountbatten-Windsor of Montecito, CA, USA even spoke to his father in person?

Crowds seemed pretty subdued and a places down right sparse. No where near the turnout for Elizabeth's jubilee last year.

James, Earl of Wessex, couldn't be bothered to waive to the crowds - typical teenager. His sister did a good job of it, though.

Elizabeth was loved, most Brits are indifferent to Charlie.

Anne's feather was the best.

R495 yet you’re all over this thread

The weather is not favorable compared to the Jubilee.

It's a monarchy, r500, it's all about succession.

Anderson Cooper’s commentary on CNN seems awkward.

Uk's entire armed forces are only 78,000 soldiers. 8,000 turned out today to wear silly hats. That's nearly 10% of Grand Fenwick's entire army.

"See there? That's where I put the bucket of water that will fall on grandpa's head"

It’s a chess match come to life

R498, despite the fact it was raining, the crowds were as packed as could be. You're confusing an event held for several hours in the Mall with a procession passing through it.

Charles looks truly kingly at the moment!

R468 Canada has signaled it's not interested in continuing the monarch's religious role in Canada.

Half his majesty's "soldiers" are pot bellied old pensioners who like cosplay.

[quote] James, Earl of Wessex, couldn't be bothered to waive to the crowds - typical teenager.

He doesn't look like a typical teenager to me. He looks like someone who stepped out of the Edwardian era into the early 21st century.

I think it’s better when the troops leave the helmets on; otherwise, it’s like taking off the Goofy head.

R509 correct. And it was packed because this is History. That American loser can keep on saying 99% of Britain doesn’t even care but that’s a lie. Maybe the transplants don’t but those who are actually British do.

This whole spectacle makes me miss the queen, she was the definition of royal.

All those heavy uniforms. Is the weather cool?

I wonder whether George is thinking "I'll be wearing that ermine robe" one day or "This will all be for me one day".

So many here trying to be funny… so many failing.

R517 it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit today in London

R517, it's 57 degrees Fahrenheit in London now.

Dutchie is bloody hilarious

Well, if those fools had only given in to all my demands, you could be viewing glamorous, royal moi!

r518 "Mine will be a lot more pink and have dance numbers"

R515 I’m English and I only know three people who care about this.

Does anyone take this circus seriously? Bring on the dancing bears.

[quote] Canada drops monarch’s 16th-century religious title as part of a modernization push

How is that modernization? Him being Defender of the Faith doesn’t require that there be any established church in Canada or require anyone to be a believer, and it wouldn’t matter how many practicing Christians there are. Why would any non-Christian care, since by definition it has nothing to do with them?

Cue the rabble groveling.

R482, I wouldn't be surprised if more than 50% of Brits didn't like Charles and Camilla.

It's been a very long time since the last coronation but there sure are a lot of damn royal weddings and other assorted royal ceremonies.

Exactly. They'd be working in grocery stores and flipping burgers. There is no way all of them could make a living as media personalities. I'm sure a lot of the younger, more attractive female royals would try to make it as models and actresses ..... and fail.

I'm not America, R478. I'm Canadian and part of the Commonwealth.

For the person who pointed out the cost of inauguration ceremonies in the U.S., the president has real power, unlike King Charles, and America is a wealthy superpower. Britain will decline in prosperity because of Brexit.

* I'm not an American.

I’ve switched over to watching Chinese gay porn. Or maybe it’s Japanese. I can’t tell.

r527 As far as I know defender of the faith has never been included as part of the title in anywhere other than Britain.

R525 lmaoooooooooooooo

R494, I think it's MAWL when the British refer to a shopping center (center), but MAL when it refers to the avenue that runs between Buckingham Palac and Admiralty Arch.

R334 Harry’s kids could have been discreetly positioned in a balcony held by a nanny (I’m thinking of the pics of Charles watching his mother’s coronation). I think it would mean a lot to them later in life that they were there. Also at QE2’s coronation, Anne was too young even for the balcony, but was at least part of the family picture. H&M could have figured out a way, but they are both to busy with their own grievances.

Hey, r498, Pall Mall is now becoming packed with crowds waiting for the balcony scene.

Damn, "centre" ^^^

Here you go, fellas, Part III

R535 what’s the point? They’re too young.

Luved how Anne cock blocked Harold

It's pronounced "mal" with the same "a" sound as in "cat", you filthy dumb whores. Both "a's" in "Pall Mall" are pronounced like that.

Why don't you try pronouncing "Marylebone"?

[quote] Exactly. They'd be working in grocery stores and flipping burgers. There is no way all of them could make a living as media personalities.

If the Royal Family was abolished tomorrow, Queen Elizabeth’s personal jewellery collection alone would be enough to keep the members in comfort for generations. Not to mention the personal art holdings, the privately held real estate, King George V’s extensive, priceless stamp collection, the cold hard cash in bank accounts…

[quite] I'm not America, [R478]. I'm Canadian and part of the Commonwealth.

Congratulations.

[quote] For the person who pointed out the cost of inauguration ceremonies in the U.S., the president has real power, unlike King Charles, and America is a wealthy superpower. Britain will decline in prosperity because of Brexit.

People have been predicting the ruin of Britain for at least the past 100 years, and yet we somehow struggle on. Brexit is the latest hurdle to be overcome (or reversed). We’ll manage.

[quote]there sure are a lot of damn royal weddings

Not enough!

R541 Wrong!

Um no, R542. In ten years time, Canadians will look positively wealthy compared to most Brits, but enjoy your voyage on the sinking ship that is Britannia. Glug glug glug.

Filthy Americans should not even be allowed to watch our sacred Royal Ceremonies. When you see our sacred cosplay it is only a matter of time before you come groveling to have us take you back. Well think again Charlie.

The military salute was bullshit. All those troops standing out there then we hear God Save the King, and Hip Hip Hooray! three times and...that's it. So now all the soldiers a re marching out in formation which takes forever.

Oh the joy of a servile people!

[quote] Um no, [R542].

Ah well, to quality arguments such as that, I must defer.

[quote] In ten years time, Canadians will look positively wealthy compared to most Brits, but enjoy your voyage on the sinking ship that is Britannia. Glug glug glug.

Thank you. I wish Canada every success in its future endeavours.

[quote] Don't they live apart? Or is another one of that part of the family who lives apart and the wife teaches music lessons and doesn't bother with family functions

They lived in the same place but were somewhat separate for many years after she converted to Catholicism and gave up royal duties (such as presenting the winners' trophies at Wimbledon). She then began teaching relatively anonymously as "Katherine Kent". She's now quite frail, and her husband and her apparently reconciled some years ago. She attended events around the Queen's funeral.

R548 Oh pleeeze.. just something to do on a rainy saturday

Charles The Last. Well said, R548.

Damn. Even the chaos is orderly.

R536, Pall Mall is a street that runs parallel to the Mall, they are not the same.

Nick Cave’s presence should help the Windsors feel more attractive. I can only think his face is the result of foetal alcohol syndrome. And Ant & Dec (Turner Syndrome) also doing their bit for the same cause.

[quote]Ah well, to quality arguments such as that, I must defer.

You do realise that the New York Times predicted that Britain may eventually have a lower standard of living than Poland because of Brexit, silly goose. You Brits sure know how to shoot yourselves in the foot.

Harry is already on his way back to the states

Future Queen Side-Chick was there... 😂

Superspreader event.

When dose Lionel Ritchie break into

@r558, Factoid: Rose Hanbury's aunt dated Prince Charles. Royals rarely leave the trailer park 😜

They just announced on the TV “Harry has left the building”. He’s on his way back to California already.

R540 No surprise Anne has a bigger todger than Harold

[quote] You do realise that the New York Times predicted that Britain may eventually have a lower standard of living than Poland because of Brexit, silly goose. You Brits sure know how to shoot yourselves in the foot.

I’m sure a clever chap like you must be correct, but do try not to worry about us too much. Keep your chin up!

They’re discussing how he didn’t even wait for the balcony etc.

“That just shows you how uncomfortable Prince Harry is”

He didn’t stay for the celebrations or anything. They said this speaks volumes for how Harry feels about all this.

Camilla looks like Dame Edna on the balcony.

r558 Someone was paying such close attention to the crowd at this to spot what they think is Wills mistress that they actually paused their tv got out their phone and took a grainy picture of what might be her? Both the royal and Sussex stans have lost their minds at this point.

The royal crown weighs 2.23kg – heavy is the head, indeed.

Why do they look like two pensioners at Mardi Gras?

@r563, Anne used to fuck Camilla's first husband... It's just all in the family 😏

Jaunty

Here you go, R554.

The pronunciation is "mael". If you click on the "mael" hypertext, you will see that the joined "ae" is pronounced the same as the "a" in "trap", "tattoo" and "sang".

I win again.

Kate looks amazing. I pity the staff and the crockery in Montecito,

[quote] He didn’t stay for the celebrations or anything. They said this speaks volumes for how Harry feels about all this.

I really don’t think here can be a person alive who is unaware of Prince Harry’s feelings on any subject. He doesn’t tend to keep them to himself.

What are they bloody pointing at?

[quote] The pronunciation is "mael". If you click on the "mael" hypertext, you will see that the joined "ae" is pronounced the same as the "a" in "trap", "tattoo" and "sang".

Is there anyway to get that fixed?

All hail maximalism!

I am ready for the James Bond moment when the helicopters crash into the balcony and both crowns are stolen by Russian spies.

Congrats, R564. That was the lamest counter argument in the history of the world.

@r573, No one in Montecito is thinking about Kate... EVER!

Have Beatrice and what's her name been retired as working royals? Not on the balcony.

R223 A long time ago some King created a clone of the Catholic church as a national institution because the pope refused to annul his marriage.

R579, you are labouring under the misapprehension that I am trying to argue with you.

Harry and Meghan should be on that balcony. I’m so upset.

Where's George?. Did Charlotte trip him on the way out?

Link to Official Coronation Thread Part III - God Save King Charles!

Harry is airborne.

George has been sent to the tower.

[quote]You're just waiting and salivating for the Princess Royal to open the next new Tesco.

Absolutely! Now that her dear old mum is gone, I'm assuming Anne has ascended to the title of Her Royal *High*ness and has been sneaking off for a quick toke behind the carriage.

R586 BORING. This this the REAL Part III Thread.

Yes, R583. You have great points that would disprove my assertions but you choose not to use them because you're a polite Brit.

Sure R580…sure

R535 is a complete idiot. The RF didn’t want H&M anywhere near a front and center position. You somehow think it was H&M responsibility to organize a way for their very young kids to be present? William & Kate would not allow Harry’s kids to take the focus away from their little angels. Camilla wouldn’t want Harry’s kids tot ale the focus away from the grandchild she got Charles to place into the ceremony.

Harry and Meghan’s children would have been barred from attending or placed in a low ranked seat. The royal family hates the Sussexes.

King Charles hardly even recognizes his half-American grandchildren, they were never going to given the chance for a balcony visit or seat in that church. You’re clearly on drugs or haven’t read the news since 2020.

R582 Except the Anglican & Protestant churches have no papism, genuflecting or head-shrinking in the confession box.

No, r591, I choose not to disprove your assertions because I think nothing of them, or of you.

Take care of yourself.

@r592, William doesn't even think about Princess Doormat

You dismiss the New York Times article, R595? Interesting. Smugness with nothing to back it up.

Cosplay nite at pensioners home.

This is good...

[quote]Is there anyway to get that fixed?

Unfortunately, there isn't, R576. The English dream up weird pronunciations to trip up anglophone tourists from the rest of the world. They think it's very amusing.

Is this thread closed?

[quote] Is this thread closed?

No R601.

Could it be Henry VIII ?